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WoodsWoman
10-04-2011, 12:08 PM
Actually no. It is .035mm out of alignment.
Why do cats sleep so much?
Munglik
10-04-2011, 12:12 PM
You just don't sleep enough, the cats do.
Why am I bored?
WoodsWoman
10-04-2011, 12:33 PM
Because if you were nailed you wouldn't have to worry about where to sleep tonight.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Their color falls off.
Why do people brag about how much more they had to suffer in the olden days?
Mikko
10-04-2011, 01:25 PM
Obviously they want you to invent a time machine to go back and fix it, but they are too shy to ask.
Why isn't knowledge an inherited trait?
thebrainpolice
10-04-2011, 03:38 PM
It is, but the birth process is so traumatic that babies forget everything. Think about it. The first thing you see when you're born is your mom's girl parts. Nasty.
Why is it a bad idea to eat yellow snow?
Sprelious
10-04-2011, 04:14 PM
Yellow snow contains toxic materials from nuclear reactors.
Why is first base on the right side of the infield?
venuspop
10-04-2011, 06:29 PM
Players are mostly right-handed.
Why does bacon taste heavenly?
Sprelious
10-04-2011, 07:54 PM
It's from heaven, Pig heaven, but heaven none the less.
Why is 14 after 13?
Because their needs to be an end to Friday to 13th sequels because Friday the 14th would end Jason.
Why doesn't working out pay more?
venuspop
10-05-2011, 04:58 AM
Pseudo-capitalism
When will the financial system collapse?
Gerard91
10-05-2011, 07:01 AM
When INTJs in government will have a very bad day.
discontinuous
10-05-2011, 07:05 AM
Because your wi-fi connection sucks.
How can I master bathing?
Gerard91
10-05-2011, 07:22 AM
By learning judo in bath version.
What do you know?
gracious
10-05-2011, 01:41 PM
You are Oprah.
How can I get this song out of my head?
Gerard91
10-05-2011, 01:44 PM
By saying yourself that it disgusts God, your Lord.
Do you think it would change anything if people believed in Lord of the rings instead of Bible?
Sprelious
10-05-2011, 02:23 PM
Not really.
What's for dinner?
WoodsWoman
10-05-2011, 02:39 PM
Data entry and statistics.
Where did the cat hide?
Sprelious
10-05-2011, 02:42 PM
Over there with the spoon.
Where is the center of the USA.
WoodsWoman
10-05-2011, 02:59 PM
Just ahead of the T, silly!
Why do bees like flowers?
Sprelious
10-05-2011, 03:03 PM
They own a flower shop in Toledo
Where is Toledo?
venuspop
10-05-2011, 08:32 PM
In the eye of the tornado.
Why does a tornado spin?
Sprelious
10-05-2011, 08:40 PM
Because the rinse cycle is over.
How does a washing machine work?
venuspop
10-05-2011, 08:56 PM
By the cycles.
Are barnacles necessary?
WoodsWoman
10-06-2011, 05:23 AM
Only if you like Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
Why doesn't chocolate grow on trees in Maine?
venuspop
10-06-2011, 05:26 AM
Someone confiscated all the chocolates because he thinks everyone is diabetic too. :p (If I reveal his name I'll be multiply random murdered so ...)
Are there such a thing as sugar-free chocolates?
WoodsWoman
10-06-2011, 09:27 AM
Yes - they are used by the government to torture people.
Why do some bugs suck blood?
gracious
10-06-2011, 09:53 AM
They are anemic.
Why do mosquitos exist?
thebrainpolice
10-06-2011, 09:56 AM
They don't. We're just living in the Matrix so we think they exist.
Which stocks should i invest in?
Gerard91
10-06-2011, 10:09 AM
Ask Aliens. They know.
Is it possible to stop the time?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 10:10 AM
Tuna stocks are a little fishy. I'd invest in Bulls.
Where do Tuna live?
Gerard91
10-06-2011, 10:12 AM
In Jurassic Park.
What is so nice about European Magpies?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 10:17 AM
They're good with whipped cream.
Why did the chicjen cross the road?
gracious
10-06-2011, 12:43 PM
Because there wasn't a Starbucks on this side (yet).
Why do we need so many coffee shops?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 01:08 PM
They're actually fronts for the Albainian Mob
Is there about to be another core member?
gracious
10-06-2011, 01:18 PM
No, since technically I don't have a 'member'.
Will people respect me more at 4,001?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 01:23 PM
Sure. They'll be a parade too.
Should you hold your breath?
gracious
10-06-2011, 01:34 PM
Yes, I turn a lovely shade of blue.
Why are some weeks uphill battles and others just pass by unremarkably?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 01:42 PM
Some weeks your going uphill.
Are you HappyToBeGracious now?
Gerard91
10-06-2011, 01:45 PM
Aliens.
Do you think that gay INTJs can make a good couple?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 01:53 PM
Absolutely.
Is there a reason you ask?
Gerard91
10-06-2011, 02:12 PM
Of course, I'm looking forward to marry an INTJ goat-beard which likes green colour.
What day is it?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 02:30 PM
Arbor day
Where any trees harmed in the making of Arbor Day
thebrainpolice
10-06-2011, 03:37 PM
Yes. Tree huggers squeezed them too hard.
Will the Rolling Stones ever retire?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 04:46 PM
No, they're going to live forever and continue to tour.
Did retirement kill Steve Jobs?
jkatra
10-06-2011, 04:55 PM
No, it was mostly his turtle necks.
Is Steve Jobs now a ghost?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 05:13 PM
He's going to be the new ghost in the machine.
Who was the old ghost in the machine?
gracious
10-06-2011, 06:25 PM
Sting.
I'm parched. What kind of cocktail should I drink?
venuspop
10-06-2011, 06:32 PM
Peacock tail. I hear its good.
Will any peacocks be harmed in the preparation?
gracious
10-06-2011, 06:37 PM
Yes, because I assume I have to milk one and you didn't say peaHEN so he's probably gonna get hurt.
Can you suggest anything with less plumage in it?
venuspop
10-06-2011, 06:41 PM
Hitchcock! Practically no plumage.
Do you think he'll mind terribly?
gracious
10-06-2011, 06:50 PM
No, he's probably too dead to care. Unless you meant Robyn Hitchcock.
What's the best Hitchcock film?
venuspop
10-06-2011, 06:56 PM
Can't remember any now. When I think of old B&W movies, I think of Bette Davis. Is that the one with those huge eyes? Some spooky movies she starred in.
Do you remember her? Edit: Do you even know her? :p
reiven
10-06-2011, 07:00 PM
yes. we worked together in a colorado sheriff's department.
what is oxidation?
venuspop
10-06-2011, 07:16 PM
That's easy. Its the process where your skin changes color under the sun.
Why do dogs hate delivery men?
Sprelious
10-06-2011, 08:20 PM
It's Freudian.
Why does the Earth rotate?
venuspop
10-06-2011, 09:23 PM
It is Atlas's doing.
Is Zeus in control?
Gerard91
10-07-2011, 12:25 AM
Zeus represents people in charge, so - here's your answer.
Do you think that lemons have parties when no one watches them?
venuspop
10-07-2011, 04:05 AM
Absolutely.
Are there any carts at the oil cartel?
Gerard91
10-07-2011, 08:52 AM
Yes.
What time is it?
Mikko
10-07-2011, 09:33 AM
Time is a part of the measuring system used to sequence events, to compare the durations of events and the intervals between them, and to quantify rates of change such as the motions of objects.
Where were we?
Sprelious
10-07-2011, 12:04 PM
I'm here and you're .... not. Are you?
Where are you?
gracious
10-07-2011, 12:22 PM
Someplace blessedly alone and NOT AT WORK.
Am I going to regret that I burned a random vacation day today?
Distance
10-07-2011, 12:25 PM
Of course you will. Enough to fall on your knife so you can get more paid days off in sick leave.
Why do spiders need 8 legs?
gracious
10-07-2011, 12:33 PM
It helps them to build webs at face level so that I can unsuspectingly walk through them.
Why aren't they known as octonids instead of arachnids?
thebrainpolice
10-07-2011, 02:24 PM
Octomom copyrighted the octo prefix.
What's the longest word in the English language?
jkatra
10-07-2011, 03:34 PM
Language since it's 8 letters. "The" is only 3 letters and "English" is 7 letters.
Why can't polar bears fly?
reiven
10-07-2011, 04:09 PM
all flighted animals are porous, and we all know you can't pour water through a bear.
why would someone put a feather in their cap?
Sprelious
10-07-2011, 05:37 PM
To pay homage to Carmen Miranda
Why would someone put fruit in their pants?
reiven
10-07-2011, 05:56 PM
body warmth has been proven to slow the aging of ripe fruit, and most human parasites will also eat fruit mites.
why don't moths like cedar?
Sprelious
10-07-2011, 06:00 PM
Moths are Cedar bigots. They also hate apples and woopie pies.
Are there any moths in Lebanon?
reiven
10-07-2011, 06:04 PM
lebanon tennessee? nope, i think i ran over the last moth in all of wilson county last thursday.
what is an orange julius?
Sprelious
10-07-2011, 06:09 PM
An emperor who used that knock off tanning cream.
Who was the dumbest emperor?
Seriously
10-07-2011, 09:30 PM
The one with no clothes. What the hell, right?
What is that stuff in my bellybutton and how did it get there?
venuspop
10-07-2011, 10:56 PM
Orange lichen and you don't want to know how it got there.
Why does Nantucket Briar smells good?
Gerard91
10-08-2011, 12:28 AM
Because you were brainwashed.
Why?
venuspop
10-08-2011, 12:53 AM
Because I wanted to sing like a nightingale?
Is that unfair?
Gerard91
10-08-2011, 01:12 AM
Well, it can always disgust the Lord, your God, don't you know?
Do you think INTJ are likeable?
venuspop
10-08-2011, 04:52 AM
Absolutely.
I am likable, aren't I?
Mikko
10-08-2011, 09:37 AM
Most dogs seem to think they are lick-able.
Is life just a hallucination?
gracious
10-08-2011, 09:43 AM
Please pass the anti-psychotics and I'll let you know.
Could I bottle today's weather to enjoy in December?
Mikko
10-08-2011, 09:46 AM
You could not bottle anything, since birds do not have hands. (duh)
Does wind break?
gracious
10-08-2011, 09:52 AM
No. Only tides break.
Is high tide in the morning or the evening?
Mikko
10-08-2011, 09:57 AM
Mine is high every morning. Nothing I can do to prevent it.
Where is everyone, it's Saturday?
gracious
10-08-2011, 10:02 AM
I'm not telling you since you are implying that present company is inadequate.
Shouldn't I be off doing whatever they're all doing right now?
Mikko
10-08-2011, 10:07 AM
I'm not answering since you are implying whatever we do here is not enough.
What are they doing?
senquilon
10-08-2011, 10:11 AM
They're off on a business meeting.
Do INTJs have feelings?
Mikko
10-08-2011, 10:14 AM
Yes: hunger and constipation.
Why are there so many languages on earth?
Gerard91
10-08-2011, 10:16 AM
^^ No, all humans are just robots living in matrix, yeah.
^ Because of the Babylon and Gods disgust, don't you know that?
Why is it so hard for INTJs to express emotions?
Mikko
10-08-2011, 10:30 AM
Their faces were paralyzed at the birth.
Is there a God?
Gerard91
10-08-2011, 12:18 PM
Ask a priest. Priests and just people. They can tell you the truth.
What is so disguising about British snobs?
Sprelious
10-08-2011, 05:02 PM
Tea.
What's the matter with baby Jane?
jkatra
10-08-2011, 07:33 PM
The same thing as other babies, crying and whining all the time.
Why don't I own a helicopter?
Gerard91
10-09-2011, 12:11 AM
Because you're not an American snob (and thank you for that)...
Why do people say "cheese" when someone takes a picture of them?
venuspop
10-09-2011, 12:46 AM
Good Point! "Camera Cheesing" is now banned. As of today, anyone who wants their picture taken will have to say "Mooooo!"
"Mooooooo....."
Why isn't anyone taking my picture now?
Sprelious
10-09-2011, 10:41 AM
You're hiding behind a dog.
Is absolute zero cold?
reiven
10-09-2011, 10:57 AM
in winter, yes. but when the humidity is up, absolute zero is little more than normal zero.
african or european?
Artio
10-09-2011, 11:00 AM
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
What really happened to Sharon Tate?
reiven
10-09-2011, 11:02 AM
the invitation said "free abortion" and her money was tight.
what's the deal with gerald ford and lynette fromme?
jkatra
10-09-2011, 12:37 PM
They're human beings who have stood directly under the Earth's sun.
Why is blues music so negative?
reiven
10-09-2011, 01:17 PM
in the eastern roman empire, there was a conflict between two corps of charioteers; one called the blues the other called the greens. the greens were usually victorious, which is why the blues are so often forlorn.
what does 'beef byproducts' mean?
thebrainpolice
10-09-2011, 01:43 PM
It's what gets produced after a big beefy defensive lineman has dinner.
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Who is going to clean up the beef byproducts?
reiven
10-09-2011, 01:46 PM
mike rowe
what is a pendulum?
thebrainpolice
10-09-2011, 01:59 PM
It's a device installed in grandfather clocks to hypnotize children when their parents get tired of watching them. Since TV was invented they've become outdated and none have been made for 30 years.
Why won't stores accept my Monopoly money?
reiven
10-09-2011, 02:06 PM
when used outside of monopolia, the bills have a lower cash value than charmin coupons.
why do so many folk hate successful people?
Apophenia
10-09-2011, 03:31 PM
Because it makes them successful too.
Why is life complicated?
Fractal astrology.
What should I name my next pet?
AkaruiRain
10-09-2011, 04:13 PM
Pet.
What is love?
Programming language for a perpetual motion machine.
What will be your epitaph?
AkaruiRain
10-09-2011, 05:18 PM
"I’m not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something… so I was gonna feed them worms."
How will the human race die off?
Lack of curiosity.
Ever see a grown man naked?
AkaruiRain
10-09-2011, 05:36 PM
No; how do you grow a man-naked? Sounds interesting.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat?
Feelings. Modern religious art.
What is wisdom?
AkaruiRain
10-09-2011, 05:58 PM
Looking down the chips aisle and picking the bag with the brightest colors.
Why did Germany bail out Greece?
reiven
10-09-2011, 06:38 PM
i think they have their eyes on cypress again, this time through capital expansion.
why does history repeat?
AkaruiRain
10-09-2011, 06:41 PM
Because no one's smart enough to press stop.
Is that rapping Gollum in your avi?
venuspop
10-09-2011, 08:51 PM
Yes. The man who acted as Gollum is reiven. You are looking at a movie star.
Is acting difficult?
AkaruiRain
10-09-2011, 09:02 PM
No. Acting comes naturally to those who lie often.
Why can't I just get this homework done and over with?
Sprelious
10-09-2011, 10:02 PM
Perhaps you are distracted
Is the Internet a distraction?
venuspop
10-09-2011, 10:06 PM
Of course not! Its an attraction.
Are you compelled like I am, to play games everyday?
Sprelious
10-09-2011, 10:07 PM
No, I never play.
Do you believe me?
venuspop
10-09-2011, 10:14 PM
Would it disappoint you terribly if I don't?
Are you sobbing?
Sprelious
10-09-2011, 10:18 PM
Yes. Big Crocodile tears.
Do you care?
venuspop
10-09-2011, 10:24 PM
Oh yes, weeping like a willow ~~~ *sniffs*
Did I have you fooled?
Sprelious
10-09-2011, 10:26 PM
What?!
Is there something over there?
venuspop
10-09-2011, 10:29 PM
Just Gerard91 talking to his European magpie.
How are magpies awesome?
Sprelious
10-09-2011, 11:02 PM
Well, there's pie.
If a rotunda is half a sphere, is the other half a downunder?
venuspop
10-09-2011, 11:22 PM
No. It's a cylinder.
Was Australia always down under?
Sprelious
10-10-2011, 01:50 AM
No. It was originally north of Canada.
Is there a breeze in here?
No. It's Dutch Renaissance.
What's the difference between an ass, and mule?
Sprelious
10-10-2011, 02:19 AM
An ass can be negotiated with.
Do you ever sleep?
Is insomnia a sign of guilt?
Does anyone ever give a shit?
Sprelious
10-10-2011, 02:33 AM
Yes, otherwise there'd be an explosion and I'm not cleaning it up.
Is that a wrong answer or just a play on words?
Phonemes are the smallest unit of meaningful sound used to create words.
Why can't I focus?
reiven
10-10-2011, 03:07 AM
someone smeared baby oil on your glasses.
why has the past year gone by so quickly?
Because Santa isn't real.
What is the difference between emotions and assumptions?
venuspop
10-10-2011, 04:28 AM
Emotions are assumptions gone wrong.
Are you smiling at my wrong answer?
gracious
10-10-2011, 06:52 AM
No, I only show my teeth to my dentist.
Why couldn't the hospital be more conveniently located?
Because we die there.
Why can't I sleep?
Gerard91
10-10-2011, 10:29 AM
Because you're awake.
Why do I have to be infected by other people's negative emotions?
jkatra
10-10-2011, 12:42 PM
Because doctors are still working on a cure.
Why is the work week 40 hours a week?
Oh wait I know this one! Is it because he's a Douche-Lord?
Why are we here?
Gerard91
10-10-2011, 02:07 PM
Here = nowhere. The Internet is a "non-space". It has no particular use to anyone.
Why do you remind me of someone I met today?
Because, I'm God. I'm everywhere;)
Why is a genuine person hard to find?
thebrainpolice
10-10-2011, 03:42 PM
Because most people are part neanderthal.
Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside?
reiven
10-10-2011, 04:14 PM
because superman is actually a secret identity for captain american. he changes his red drawers for white, slips on his lucha libre mask, pulls his shield out of his trunk, swaps the chest logo and presto, captain america.
what is a facet?
Its a chunk of your body removed and extracted for the purposes of scientific/medical endeavors that your tax money helps pay for (the extraction), but will not be returned as it is an obligation of you to give of yourself to your country.
What's the difference between humans and animals?
venuspop
10-10-2011, 10:18 PM
Humans had to talk. Animals don't.
Does animals engage in small talks?
Gerard91
10-10-2011, 11:10 PM
Well I know for sure that dogs make small barks.
If God exists and it rains does that mean that he pees on us?
venuspop
10-10-2011, 11:21 PM
Some people call that acid rain.
Can you pee when you're really angry?
thebrainpolice
10-11-2011, 05:52 AM
No, but I can fling poop.
Why do cats sleep so much?
Gerard91
10-11-2011, 05:54 AM
Because it is their natural behaviour.
Why is nature so complex?
WoodsWoman
10-11-2011, 07:05 AM
To keep humans from messing with it.
Why are humans so aggressive?
Biostrings
10-11-2011, 09:36 AM
Because being nice was boring.
Why did the dinosaurs die?
Distance
10-11-2011, 09:41 AM
Because dinosaurs never existed!
Why don't we have warp engines?
gracious
10-11-2011, 09:41 AM
They didn't. The aliens took them. They left those fake skeletons behind on a lark.
Snaked.
Why haven't human bodies evolved more? (and/or have warp engines?)
Sprelious
10-11-2011, 12:31 PM
Human bodies are perfect. There isn't any place to evolve to.
Why haven't warp engines evolved more?
thebrainpolice
10-11-2011, 12:39 PM
Engineers deliberately designed flawed warp engines so people would have to pay to get them repaired.
What is the fastest way to become famous?
Sprelious
10-11-2011, 12:41 PM
Mooning the White House.
What's the fastest way to get arrested?
jkatra
10-11-2011, 01:30 PM
Vote for any politician.
Why do we still use Microsoft Windows?
WoodsWoman
10-11-2011, 01:44 PM
Laziness and mental ineptitude.
Why is chocolate so popular?
Gerard91
10-11-2011, 01:48 PM
Because people believe in its popularity.
Why is it so hard to make your own way?
WoodsWoman
10-11-2011, 01:52 PM
Bushwhacking is too easy.
Where do houseflies come from?
Negativezero
10-11-2011, 02:58 PM
Horse flies were a military project to combine flies with horse dna to make a Pegasus type horse [with fly wings]. Initially project Pegasus used dove dna and an assortment of other birds resulting in horribly disfigured horses and birds [you should see the pigeon horse]. Someone suggested injecting a fly with horse dna, after coming to the lab from the bar. This man used to the lab to produce meth, and grow genetically engineered mary-jane. He often had stupid ideas.
No one stopped him, in fear he'd no longer share his drugs if they did. And then came horse flies. A few excaped and began to populate. Project Pegasus sold the rights to their company name to Marvel comics.
Where do babies come from?
jkatra
10-11-2011, 03:11 PM
Trenton, New Jersey.
Where do storks come from?
reiven
10-11-2011, 05:00 PM
the really good ones come from greenland. there is a factory in mossberg mn., but union rules limit production to a few dozen per year.
why is a sideways number 8 the symbol for infinity?
Sprelious
10-11-2011, 05:22 PM
A sideways 7 hurts when you fall on it.
How big is infinity?
reiven
10-11-2011, 05:24 PM
3.62 cubic yards in powder form, or about 6 liters for liquid infinity.
how does a potato become vodka?
Sprelious
10-11-2011, 05:26 PM
Practice
How does Vodka make you drunk?
venuspop
10-11-2011, 09:30 PM
By making your head swim.
Why is it difficult to swim against the current?
Negativezero
10-11-2011, 11:20 PM
Because the flying spaghetti monster was bored and wanted entertainment. So He decided that swimming against the current would be more difficult. Now he watches those who try while drinking natural ice and laughing his drunk ass off.
Why did spider-man need web shooters?
To keep off another annoying sequel and/or spider-man remake.
Why do many church attendees ignore the sin of gluttony?
gracious
10-12-2011, 09:24 AM
The same reason they also have premarital sex. If God didn't want us to, it wouldn't be so darned delicious.
Why are there so many churches?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 09:53 AM
It's a tax dodge
Why are there so many people in churches?
Negativezero
10-12-2011, 10:23 AM
Because it advances technology. Recent studies have shown an increase in the amount of churches in the world as well as an increase in technological advances. People go to church in hopes that a new smart phone will come out that has a beer app.
Why are most of the answers in this game so short?
Gerard91
10-12-2011, 10:30 AM
.
Is single dot an answer to anything?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 10:39 AM
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Why does the sun come up?
jkatra
10-12-2011, 11:46 AM
The moon gets tired and needs someone to take over.
Why is Oregon rainy?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 11:52 AM
It's all Cooper's fault.
Why is there a line in the middle of the road?
WoodsWoman
10-12-2011, 11:55 AM
To orient the chicken.
Why are piano keys black and white?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 11:57 AM
They were invented before color TV, so it didn't matter.
Does matter, matter?
Gerard91
10-12-2011, 11:57 AM
^^ Because pianists are racists.
^ Yes, if it's mattress.
Why is the medieval devil green?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:04 PM
It's an evolutionary adaptation to the sun, which allows him to roam during the day and perform Photosynthysis.
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It's an evolutionary adaptation to the sun, which allows him to roam during the day and perform Photosynthysis.
Where did I put my question?
WoodsWoman
10-12-2011, 12:24 PM
You hid it under your pillow.
Why are questions so difficult to think up on demand?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:30 PM
It has something to do with gravity and the Doppler effect and PI and Pie.
Aren't answers harder?
WoodsWoman
10-12-2011, 12:35 PM
Most questions are made of concrete.
Do questions need to be harder than that?
Sprelious
10-12-2011, 12:37 PM
Yes. Code dictates questions have to be made from Titanium.
Why do we have codes?
WoodsWoman
10-12-2011, 12:40 PM
To obfuscate explanation.
Why are kittens so cute?
thebrainpolice
10-12-2011, 01:18 PM
So they can guilt trip you into feeding them.
Why do people believe in astrology?
Hynra
10-12-2011, 05:03 PM
Because of all the documented evidence. Haven't you ever read Hawking?
Why doesn't "The Little Prince" take place in Europe?
Because the right answers take longer.
What does having a complex mean?
jkatra
10-12-2011, 07:02 PM
It means you're in math class working with complex numbers (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).
Why is everything so complicated?
hairless monkeys
Why are boys stubborn?
Distance
10-12-2011, 11:13 PM
*openly admits to laughing out loud at this question*
Boys are born with a stubborn gene that resides right next to the maps are for pansies gene which butts up against the Yes, love GPS gene. It all makes me want to go..WTF? ;)
Why are girls stubborn?
They learned it by whatching YOU! *egg frying sizzle*
Why do people suck?
IronSulfide
10-13-2011, 05:27 PM
It's a necessary part of respiration.
What was the real deal between Freud and his mother?
venuspop
10-13-2011, 11:00 PM
Oedipus Complex
How complex was Oedipus?
Gerard91
10-14-2011, 12:19 AM
I think he was as complicated as his name is.
Why the hell I don't care about anything?
jkatra
10-14-2011, 12:31 AM
Because you need to care about something first and not anything.
Why aren't there more bossa nova albums?
reiven
10-14-2011, 04:17 AM
hitler burned them
why do prisoners make street signs?
To keep their street credibility in check so they can avoid sagging their pants in prison giving off inadvisable implications - that has unfortunately been an undying trend carried over into the secular/mainstream world increasing same sex physicality.
Why has the intelligence indicators in rap music declined as time has progressed over the last eleven years?
IronSulfide
10-14-2011, 04:36 AM
Most of the intelligent ones have been shot.
What is the best way to protect oneself from electric shocks?
Drop out of society and live in the woods.
Where is Sesame Street located?
venuspop
10-14-2011, 05:45 AM
Yellow Brick Road
Where is Narnia?
WoodsWoman
10-14-2011, 11:43 AM
In central Maine.
What is knowledge good for?
jkatra
10-14-2011, 11:51 AM
It can be used to create treehouses.
What is partying good for?
gracious
10-14-2011, 11:58 AM
Keeping the rabble amused so they don't bother us.
Why do some candles burn so poorly?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 12:10 PM
You lit the wrong end.
Why do some calories burn so poorly?
jkatra
10-14-2011, 12:37 PM
Because the person with the calories makes less than $20,000 salary.
Will penguins talk someday?
Sprelious
10-14-2011, 03:05 PM
They already do. Just not to you.
Is there a maximum?
IronSulfide
10-14-2011, 07:51 PM
No, but there is a minimax.
What will be the next innovation in airport security?
jkatra
10-14-2011, 09:46 PM
Beating the crap out of you with kicking and fists.
What will be the next innovation in predicting the weather?
venuspop
10-14-2011, 11:10 PM
iWeather, a gadget you hold up in the air. In an instant it gives you the weather conditions (not forecast) for the next 48 hours. Jobs was working secretly on the iWeather technology at his basement before his untimely death.
How much did Jobs contribute anonymously to charitable organisation?
By giving more jobs so people could get a bite out the big apple.
Why did Bill keep some of Steve's jobs within his gates?
discontinuous
10-15-2011, 10:43 AM
ETo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I would have thought Steve was the bottom in this one... anyways eTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Where are the best matches?
Gerard91
10-15-2011, 11:21 AM
You silly. They're in the matchbox.
Where is the Ea Tea?
jkatra
10-15-2011, 01:34 PM
55 miles northwest of copenhagen.
Why is the earth round?
gracious
10-15-2011, 02:17 PM
Because that's the fashion this year. Next year it will have big lapels and a white belt.
Is there a parallel universe? Am I better in that one?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 02:40 PM
Parallel universes are so last year. This year it's all about serial universes.
Why is life a four-letter word?
gracious
10-15-2011, 02:42 PM
Because we refuse to speak french and call it "vie" as Dieu intended.
Do the Finnish have any curses that are actually only 4 letters?
All really important and upsetting things are, or can be...
Why are humans so misunderstood and alone even when they're together?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 02:46 PM
Many Finns send more than 4 letters of curses to the customer service of polar bear nursing homes. The service is that bad.
Why did they arrange the cities of Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal in such an order geographically, that the initials form a name; TOM? :suspicious:
SNAKED, sorry next one answer ^ the lady with green hair, above
gracious
10-15-2011, 02:56 PM
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It is a tribute to our beloved Tommy Douglas, who is credited with our outstanding medical system.
Why do more countries not follow our lead on this?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 03:00 PM
^^^ It's because we get snaked all the time by technology being slow.
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Where is now?
gracious
10-15-2011, 03:06 PM
I have it.
Did you want some?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 03:08 PM
I always want some.
Who's on First?
gracious
10-15-2011, 03:12 PM
I believe it was Hardy, but perhaps Costello. Both wanted to be sorted first.
Why are pistachios green?
Mikko
10-15-2011, 03:13 PM
Because I boiled them first.
What's on TV?
jkatra
10-15-2011, 07:39 PM
Dust on the TV screen.
What is the biggest city in the United States?
Africa.
Why are bottom-feeders of the sea considered fine dining?
Could it be because butter and garlic go so well together...
Why are research papers so dull to write?
Mikko
10-16-2011, 03:16 AM
It's a chain of boredom. The first research person back in the stone age started the serious boring style as a joke, and as others needed a cross-reference, it spread like a disease.
Are polar bears really bipolar (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?
jkatra
10-16-2011, 04:00 AM
Yes, and they go to a psychiatrist on a biweekly basis.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 04:43 AM
None. Just a pair of sandals.
How many Hawaiian shirts do you own.
venuspop
10-16-2011, 04:57 AM
Umpteen
Why does certain sound annoy?
They block other information from being processed consciously and/or comfortably.
How would the world change if the homeless population were given the position of running the world?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 10:45 AM
I'm guessing it would be a marked improvement.
How do we really chose our leaders?
discontinuous
10-16-2011, 11:09 AM
Face value, no points taken.
What if a beaver was in charge of Canada?
jkatra
10-16-2011, 11:23 AM
The lumber industry would fuel the economy.
What is a good way to become less bored?
Mikko
10-16-2011, 11:25 AM
Go jump off a cliff.
Why do we have time zones?
gracious
10-16-2011, 11:26 AM
^^Become bulletin board.
^ To keep the people of Newfoundland confused.
Why are people so grumpy at the supermarket?
Mikko
10-16-2011, 11:39 AM
Because they do not want to see a Bollywood movie.
Who the fuck invented reality TV?
thebrainpolice
10-16-2011, 12:52 PM
Stephen Hawking
Who will win the World Series?
jkatra
10-16-2011, 01:17 PM
Justin Bieber
Why can't trains fly?
thebrainpolice
10-16-2011, 01:26 PM
They can fly, but with all of the FAA red tape it just isn't economically feasible.
Why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying supplies from ACME when they always fail.
Mikko
10-16-2011, 01:52 PM
For the same reason people vote.
You walk to an intersection, do not know which road to take to the city. You see a person you know to be one of the identical twins of whom the other one always lies, and the other always tells the truth. How do you ask which road to take to the city, if you only are allowed to ask one question?
gracious
10-16-2011, 07:56 PM
"In which pocket is my GPS?"
How many sets of identical twins do you know IRL?
Sprelious
10-16-2011, 08:00 PM
Eleventy Million
Why doesn't everyone beleive in the Easter Bunny
jkatra
10-16-2011, 08:02 PM
Because the Easter Bunny goes around killing anyone who believes in him.
Why is football popular?
WoodsWoman
10-17-2011, 07:10 AM
Because footballs are made of chocolate.
Why to flees breed?
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