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08-26-2011, 08:34 PM
Two. One to laugh, the other to pillage.
Where do you find the best hotel deals?
08-26-2011, 08:38 PM
Very few do and we're not them. No need to understand.
Why is seven the best number?
08-26-2011, 08:40 PM
You're wrong. Z is the best number - with multiples, one can ZZZzzz.
Shouldn't you be ZZZzzzing?
08-27-2011, 01:02 AM
He should be aye-aye-ing.
Shouldn't you and I be making a bee-line over to some breakfast bar?
08-27-2011, 01:04 AM
Depends. Are they serving bacon, eggs and turkey ham?
What about French toasts?
~~~ *tummy growls* ~~~
08-27-2011, 01:07 AM
No. It's peanut butter and mayonaise, Gold Fish crackers.
Should we have some kind of Bowl game on the boob-tube?
08-27-2011, 01:16 AM
12 fake boulevard
Are you going to walk the dinosaur?
08-27-2011, 01:18 AM
Yes, after I brush his teeth.
Will you wear your spats when we go dancing tomorrow night?
08-27-2011, 02:16 AM
No. It's a nudist dance.
Are there any nudists in the winter?
08-27-2011, 02:19 AM
Plenty in Finland.
Are you going there?
08-27-2011, 02:39 AM
What does a flight to Finland cost?
08-27-2011, 02:43 AM
About an arm and a leg.
Can you afford that?
08-27-2011, 02:54 AM
Sure. I have extras.
Is it rude of me to blatantly ignore the premise of this thread?
08-27-2011, 06:58 AM
Yes. This thread is about Very Serious Issues.
Do toilets in Australia really flow counter clockwise?
08-27-2011, 07:09 AM
As far as I know, toilets do not flow at all. They stayed very still.
Who invented the first toilet?
08-27-2011, 07:37 AM
Thomas Crapper. Actually the right answer, but it's one of those to strange to be true answers.
Who invented the wrong answer?
U.S. Department of Education
Where does one find a will if there's a way?
08-27-2011, 07:43 AM
At a funeral.
Why is money so important.
08-27-2011, 02:19 PM
Because we have too many trees.
Why do persons say God bless you when you sneeze?
08-27-2011, 07:55 PM
The devil is in the nostrils.
Can nose design be improved on?
08-27-2011, 07:57 PM
No. I've never seen a nose I didn't hate.
Where is the next Bowl game being held?
08-27-2011, 08:20 PM
In my corner cupboard.
Who should I bet on?
08-27-2011, 08:21 PM
The shot glass.
Are M&Ms good for you?
08-27-2011, 08:24 PM
I can't answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me?
Why does my doctor hate all that is good?
08-27-2011, 08:34 PM
He got his licence in Hades.
Will I incriminate myself if I post anything at all?
08-27-2011, 10:39 PM
That ship has sailed
Has my ship sailed?
08-27-2011, 11:06 PM
Where is it heading?
08-27-2011, 11:27 PM
To the Caribbean.
I don't see an ID tag; are you micro-chipped or tattooed?
08-27-2011, 11:34 PM
How are dogs tattooed?
08-27-2011, 11:44 PM
By wild cats.
Do toads get tattooed?
08-28-2011, 10:01 AM
That Is a tattoo. There are no toads.
What else doesn't exists?
The Frozen One
08-28-2011, 10:09 AM
Everything that does exist. It's all imaginary.
Why do people rely on luck?
08-28-2011, 12:19 PM
Luck is a great guy. He's very reliable.
Why is common sense so uncommon?
Because its based on opinion within the relative subjective perspective of individual or social group-think contexts which make the biased assumption that those not having that perspective lack common sense.
Why is lying so common?
08-28-2011, 02:29 PM
Because the lying gene is ubiquitous
Why is left east?
08-28-2011, 04:18 PM
It is oriented to the movement of the tides. The tides continually rotate left. Because that is a good thing (for tidal variation), the rich decided to live on that side. This phenomenon also settles the argument of whether the East coast is better than the West. Obviously the East...
Why are there stars?
08-28-2011, 07:16 PM
To fill up the sky at night.
Why did the moon follow me when I was a kid?
08-28-2011, 07:29 PM
Charismatic gravitational pull...or the cheese.
Why don't human beings melt in the bath tub?
08-28-2011, 07:33 PM
It's complicated, but it has something to do with oxygen.
How many pairs of shoes do I need to walk the US coast to coast?
08-28-2011, 11:10 PM
Depends. Will there be any sponsors? If so, I'll say about 365 pairs.
What colors should they come in?
08-29-2011, 12:22 AM
There are no colors, only scents: orange and lavender.
If We are the World, who are WE?
08-29-2011, 05:02 AM
We're the ones your mother warned you about.
Why do mothers have such great advice and why do we all ignore it?
08-29-2011, 06:31 AM
Mothers have great advice because they took it from great-grandfathers. Those advice are ignored as instructed by great-grandmothers.
What's the difference between the Amish and Quaker communities?
08-29-2011, 08:54 AM
Only one has a massive oat empire.
How have those communities successfully isolated themselves from the evils of the rest of us?
08-29-2011, 09:52 AM
They put their communities on a boat, in glass jar. It also has moat.
What's your moat like?
08-29-2011, 09:55 AM
Moat or less the same as everyone elses
Why is the sky blue?
The Frozen One
08-29-2011, 10:25 AM
Because cow flatulents interact with the ozone layer changing the color from neon green to blue.
Why do we care about cow flatulents?
08-29-2011, 10:55 AM
Cow flatulence is the leading cause of cancer in lab rats at the Artic Circle.
Why do we care about the Artic Circle?
08-29-2011, 11:10 AM
It's all about pasta. Really, you just don't understand my "inner world".
Who wants some ice cream?
08-29-2011, 11:13 AM
No Ice Cream for you!!!
Do you understand my inner world?
According to chaos theory eventually your inner world is the same as my outer world.
If history repeats itself, when will corporations be nonexistent?
08-29-2011, 03:08 PM
I'm unable to resolve that due to the circular reference.
When is the first day of the rest of your life.
Whatever day today is.
When is two days before the day after tomorrow?
08-29-2011, 04:24 PM
Pan knows but won't tell you.
Which is darker black or pitch?
08-29-2011, 04:42 PM
How fast can you pitch?
08-29-2011, 04:51 PM
Faster than Tink, and she's fast as the speed of light.
Who invented the Color Chart?
08-29-2011, 05:44 PM
When will I start getting the royalties?
08-29-2011, 11:04 PM
Soon. I'll let you know when they visit.
Are you sure you have the resources to accommodate and entertain them?
08-30-2011, 12:08 AM
Absolutely. Sit 'em all in front of their self-portraits and feed 'em bubble-n-squeak.
Should all dogs go to heaven?
08-30-2011, 02:03 AM
All except one
Where is the fountain of youth?
08-30-2011, 02:26 AM
In my back yard (looks like a bird bath--don't be fooled)
Is it 5 O'Clock somewhere
08-30-2011, 03:21 AM
No. It's never five o'clock anywhere.
Why does two follow one?
Asexual hermaphroditic reproduction.
Why aren't there more anti-gravity living spaces for purchase?
08-30-2011, 05:43 AM
Gravity hired a lawyer and got an injunction.
Which is the higher order of being, the butterfly or the moth?
08-30-2011, 06:20 AM
It depends on which flew higher.
Why isn't a moth colorful or attractive?
08-30-2011, 08:59 AM
Moths are sexy. I don't know what you're talking about.
Why are butterflies so fugly?
08-30-2011, 09:00 AM
What is love?
08-30-2011, 09:10 AM
Oh baby don't hurt me.
08-30-2011, 09:40 AM
I give you my love, but you don't care.
So what is right and what is wrong?
08-30-2011, 09:45 AM
Ask an ENTP. He should know.
Magnets. How do they work?
08-30-2011, 09:46 AM
Give me a sign.
What is love?
08-30-2011, 09:52 AM
Takes one to know one. ;D
Isn't it a glorious night?
08-30-2011, 09:52 AM
No, but I always knew that Mr and Mrs Love are assholes.
08-30-2011, 02:12 PM
Citing sources are like opinions...
Why do so many of us get irritated when someone plays by the Thread rules?
08-30-2011, 02:35 PM
Jenerally it's just joking
What's it all about Alfie?
08-30-2011, 02:36 PM
Do you take joke books into the bathroom for practice or for company?
08-30-2011, 02:40 PM
My company is way out of practice, but I like banging redheads.
Is there a redhead who haunts this place and is she banging?
08-30-2011, 02:42 PM
There are no redheads allowed on this Forum: Jealous brunettes won't allow it.
Do all toddlers bang pots and pans together?
08-30-2011, 02:57 PM
Not if they want to live to be adults.
Are all kids adorable or is it just my grandkids?
Its just your grandparents.
What's your favorite way to fall off the wagon?
08-30-2011, 08:40 PM
Drunk off my ass.
Are we really only dust in the wind?
We are the dusted angels blowing windily through tunnels located in-between and below the eyes.
Why were coca leaves taken from Coca - Cola? Isn't that false advertising?
08-30-2011, 08:47 PM
Yes, and our class-action suit is still pending.
Why did you give paregoric to your paraplegic son, really?
To perplex his praxis of pixelating parabolic spastics, which increase the motor-sensory input/output ratio.
Why couldn't I be born with more arms?
08-30-2011, 08:59 PM
Something to do with homeland security. They don't want all of you to be fully armed.
Are we in danger of being terrorized?
Yes, our nerves are always in ready position for the flight or fight response which can terrorize the physical/mental state of the body/consciousness.
Why doesn't homeland security want you to talk to strangers?
08-30-2011, 09:09 PM
Because talking to strangers aren't going to help anyone. Strangers have this uncanny tendency to remain strange even if you try to talk some sense into them. Some people are born that way. Count your blessing.
Should you offer your home to the destitute?
08-30-2011, 11:18 PM
No. It was done as a part of Reality TV and the ratings nadarred.
If we combine our resources in the United States can we become Number One again?
08-30-2011, 11:25 PM
Depends. How much do you have? ~~~ *looks into money bag and starts counting the coins*
If we ask all the haves' to contribute all they had towards the treasury, wouldn't that go easier with the have-nots'?
08-30-2011, 11:40 PM
No. Have-nots hate charity--makes 'em feel small.
Wait, that's too true...
Yes: Have-nots would then love the haves and be equal to them.
Is it healthy to wash hair in beer?
08-30-2011, 11:48 PM
That's a terrible idea. The hair will and does get very drunk and wouldn't know which way to part.
Why are doves the symbol of peace?
08-30-2011, 11:50 PM
Because hawks forced them into it.
If the devil goes down to Georgia again is he going to play slide guitar or bango this time?
08-30-2011, 11:51 PM
No, I think it's the drum's turn.
Didn't he play the Fiddle well?
08-30-2011, 11:56 PM
Charles Daniels couldn't play the fiddle if Alison Krauss taught him how: Damn, he was horrible!
If Elvis Presley were still alive, clean, looking fine, what song would you want him to sing for you?
08-30-2011, 11:58 PM
Are you Lonesome Tonight. Damn! This is the wrong answer game ... so...let's see.... Old Black Joe?
Whats your choice?
08-31-2011, 12:04 AM
Think how it felt for me to write that Charles Daniels couldn't play fiddle!!!
Elvis Prestley: Heartbreak Hotel or Jailhouse Rock, depending on my mood but if he's back, he's healthy, and it's my birthday, throw in Love Me, Tender, too. :=D
But to stay true to the Thread, so hard, I know: I would have Elvis Prestley sing Afternoon Delight. (dear god, kill me now...)
I can barely ask another question but OK, here goes: When there is a solar eclipse is the Moon covering the sun to protect Him?
08-31-2011, 02:04 AM
No, it's just to make his breath fresher.
Can I wish for something in this thread without being berated?
08-31-2011, 02:22 AM
Certainly! Ask Away. You won't be beheaded. :p
What's on your mind?
08-31-2011, 02:39 AM
Lamp on bulb porn normally, nothing too perverse.
Can time be emotionally manipulated?
08-31-2011, 02:53 AM
No. They are exceptionally emotionally manipulative and won't have it any other way.
Why do you disappear for such long stretches?
08-31-2011, 03:07 AM
I can only perform for so long before I blow my load and am killed by the Architect. The refractory period before a new GD incarnation returns varies.
When will you stop trying to molest me with your eyes?
When you turn on your powers of invisibility.
Why can't people meet your expectations of them?
I am cursed by a goddess to whom I lied.
What is the answer you will not give?
The question you won't take.
Why are male and female considered opposite to each other?
08-31-2011, 04:51 AM
They're two sides of the same twenty-sided die.
They're already tie-dyed in a stock of wood left over in decay from the late 60's.
What does ethereal mean?
08-31-2011, 05:39 AM
As real as ether, that's what it meant.
Have you ever dance like a dervish?
08-31-2011, 08:18 AM
No, but maybe like a meerkat.
Why do we find meerkats adorable and rats deplorable?
08-31-2011, 08:27 AM
It's based on the Galilean calculation of the tangent from the moon to Orion's Belt. We are mathematically and astronomically bound to do so.
Who are you to challenge centuries-olde beliefes?
08-31-2011, 08:27 AM
Rats are only good for making shoes whereas you can make fine hats with meerkats.
What do you use rats for?
08-31-2011, 08:43 AM
^^ I'm Batman.
^ I pin fluffy tails on them and let them live out their lives as squirrels.
Could I wear my meerkat hat to a royal wedding?
08-31-2011, 09:04 AM
No, but you could it wear it to the royalty wedding next week. iTunes will be Napster's & LimeWire's best man, it'll be a blast.
How hopped up on vitamin water can a puppy get?
08-31-2011, 10:21 AM
Yes, of course. Hop, take a lot of vitamins and remember to get fresh water and food for your doggy.
Do you think that it is possible for INTJ to be openly gay?
08-31-2011, 10:28 AM
Yes, but their pride parades are not well attended.
Why didn't Achilles wear proper protective equipment on his heel?
08-31-2011, 10:48 AM
He'd just gotten a bow & arrow tattoo that he wanted to show off.
How much do leprechauns generally weigh?
08-31-2011, 11:14 AM
I don't discriminate based on weight. If he's got a nice accent then I can overlook a lot.
Why do they call it a 'jig'?
08-31-2011, 11:30 AM
They are illiterate and dyslexic and you still choose to abide by their rules? Deityquickness to you then.
Is tricycling at night illegal?
08-31-2011, 12:01 PM
In some states, yes. In other's it's ok with the proper safety equipment. In texas it's only ok if you've just beaten your wife.
Why did we fight for Texas?
Why do people enjoy brain damage?
08-31-2011, 04:20 PM
I think people enjoy causing brain damage (drugs and alcohol) more than the brain damage itself. Its the journey not the destination.
Why are my teeth yellow?
08-31-2011, 04:49 PM
Stop eating the yellow snow.
Why are your ears green?
08-31-2011, 05:40 PM
Because he's actually Shrek.
What should I cook on the weekend?
08-31-2011, 05:44 PM
Deep fried Twinkies.
Why are Twinkies so awesome?
08-31-2011, 05:44 PM
Put a bear on a spit
Is it true that bears are the dumbest mammal?
Snaked, but you know .... whatever
08-31-2011, 05:49 PM
^^ Because they are extraterrestrial.
^ I work with dumber.
What would be a good sidedish to have with that?
08-31-2011, 05:50 PM
08-31-2011, 08:41 PM
Why don't hot dogs and buns come in the same quantity?
08-31-2011, 08:46 PM
It's a conspiricy that goes to the to very high levels. I can't provide details. They may be watching.
Why do we do it?
08-31-2011, 09:08 PM
Because we can't teach.
If they come for us, will they use a net?
08-31-2011, 09:16 PM
Nets have gone out of fashion. Saran wrap is the fashion now.
Why would they come for us?
08-31-2011, 09:47 PM
If you stimulate them properly long enough, that result is inevitable.
Are monkeys smart?
08-31-2011, 10:08 PM
If they were smart would they throw their poo?
Are robots smart?
08-31-2011, 10:12 PM
If they're smart, would they look cool?
Are puppies smart?
08-31-2011, 10:35 PM
Isn't it obvious the answSQUIRREL!
Sorry, what was I saying?
08-31-2011, 10:41 PM
You're saying you're sorry for being mean spirited towards me all the time, that you couldn't help yourself, that you were wrongly wired up or someone corrupted you with a virus or something ...
Will you stop all this rambling?
08-31-2011, 10:45 PM
I have not now, nor ever been a party to giving sheep any jewelry.
Will you stop all these false accusations?
08-31-2011, 10:49 PM
I know ... you just love it when I start all this true accusations?
What should I do with you?
08-31-2011, 10:57 PM
Normally people want to do things to me. I am uncomfortable with such a change of preposition.
Will you stop confusing me?
08-31-2011, 11:00 PM
Okay. ~~~ *looking contrite*
Will you stop making me smile?
08-31-2011, 11:05 PM
Will you stop stapling the corners of your mouth to your earlobes?
08-31-2011, 11:09 PM
Not possible. I don't have a big mouth.
Can you blink?
08-31-2011, 11:19 PM
Yes, Zeratul taught me well.
Whose shoes are the biggest?
08-31-2011, 11:26 PM
Now, that's a toughie. Used to be the bear but when the bear fell, the eagles took it up but not for long. I hear it's the dragon's now.
What do you hear at your end?
08-31-2011, 11:40 PM
Nothing really, I tend to hear with my ears.
Is it true what they say that men are from marspop and women are from you?
08-31-2011, 11:52 PM
No. That's a false accusation! Men came from nuts. Women came from bolts.
How did you say your antenna worked?
09-01-2011, 12:02 AM
Using my mouthbox.
Are roasted chestbolts tasty?
09-01-2011, 12:03 AM
It depends on the seasonings. ;D
Have you tasted one before?
09-01-2011, 12:17 AM
What's with the second degree? My tongue's whereabouts are NOYB.
Who will fall in love with a door?
09-01-2011, 12:19 AM
The one who likes to bang his head against one.
Do you oil your body?
09-01-2011, 12:28 AM
Myeh myeh myeh myeh myeh? That's what you sound like to assholes.
Wait....what did you make me say?
09-01-2011, 12:47 AM
MuhaMuhaMuha? That's what you sound to fellow cattle with bovine senses of humor?
09-01-2011, 01:03 AM
Bots wait for no moebas.
09-01-2011, 01:17 AM
This is the wrong answer game, I remind myself:
Absolutely not: a robot 'dissed' me. Dissed ME?!?
Prepare to die:
On another Thread; another time; in a horrible way...
Forget I said that?
09-01-2011, 03:44 AM
09-01-2011, 05:47 AM
Why is skinny dipping called skinny dipping?
09-01-2011, 06:48 AM
Uhh uhh no fatties are allowed? I don't know stop hasslin' me!
Does happiness preclude toiletries?
09-01-2011, 09:21 AM
That depends on what toiletries you are refering to. Without toilet paper, there is no happiness.
Who invented toilet paper?
09-01-2011, 09:51 AM
Is my feng shui working?
09-01-2011, 10:08 AM
Well, if she isn't lazy and is ambitious enough... then maybe she could even earn more than you...
Anyone fancy drinking a mug of warm chocolate?
09-01-2011, 10:13 AM
Yes, but I'm too shy to ask it out on a date, what with the whole being inanimate problem and all. :shy:
But you gotta admit, she's fucking hot....
How long would it take to knit a quilt to cover Earth?
09-01-2011, 10:18 AM
Due to productivity increases in the Japanese and Chinese work forces, 8 minutes.
How long would it take to bake a cake cake?
09-01-2011, 10:37 AM
Half an hour, two if with a hooker, one if her life isn't a major concern.
What's the right way to spit?
09-01-2011, 10:40 AM
^^Well, I contacted the members of the band Cake and after some rather shocking obscenities, I was able to narrow them down to sometime after hell freezes over.
^ As long as it hits your plate I'm fine with it.
What other bands might be good bakers?
09-01-2011, 10:42 AM
Arm band? Forehead band?
What do you think?
09-01-2011, 10:44 AM
I'm thinking this Gerard91 needs to be knocked down a peg or two, but I'm not gonna reveal such secretive thoughts to him, which is why I am only thinking them in my head cavity.
Can you name three household items that will work as a temporary pacemaker?
09-01-2011, 10:48 AM
Water, bread and free porn channel on TV?
09-01-2011, 10:50 AM
Technically, I only asked whether you could or couldn't. Captain Pedant-o strikes again!
How should I hide my secret identity?
09-01-2011, 10:56 AM
Just reveal it and state that you are actually someone else.
Do you think that Americans should dye their blood blue so that bleeding won't look so violent?
09-01-2011, 10:58 AM
A better alternative might be government-led mass self-lobotomies so no one would ever know what violence meant.
Does it hurt, I wonder?
09-01-2011, 02:24 PM
Try it and find out
Does anything hurt a robot?
09-01-2011, 03:56 PM
Yes, having his parts oiled and then leaving him alone.
Is Cheers still on the air?
09-01-2011, 04:01 PM
I hear them quite often on America's Got Talent
Is the anyhting nobler than a noble gas?
09-01-2011, 04:02 PM
Yes, a bum with ulcers on his lips.
Did Kate Hudson star in the remake of Charlie's Angels?
09-01-2011, 04:13 PM
No, she's holding out for a reremake of the A Team. She wants to be Mr.T. I pity the fool.
Why does Mr. T always pity the fool?
09-01-2011, 04:16 PM
Because someone always has to try beating the biggest dude in the place.
Are onions smellier than an athlete's feet?
09-01-2011, 04:23 PM
It depends on air temperature, wind speed and the phase of the moon.
Why do we have ten fingers and toes?
09-01-2011, 04:43 PM
Because 20 of everything is all each of us is supposed to have.
Why does hair turn gray?
09-01-2011, 06:58 PM
Gravity has something to do with it.
Whay does gravity affect me so much?
09-01-2011, 07:17 PM
Because you are fat.
Why does money have to be the driving factor?
09-01-2011, 07:21 PM
Because without it you can't buy a car.
Do mermaids exist?
09-01-2011, 09:28 PM
Well ya!! Next you'll be questioning Big Foot.
Where is the secret Big Foot city of gold?
09-01-2011, 10:37 PM
He'll tell you it's in his butt but don't believe him.
For the love of god, don't make the same mistake I believe his lies.
How can I party more?
09-01-2011, 11:25 PM
Go into politics.
Are all politicians rich?
09-02-2011, 01:50 AM
No, some of them genuinely volunteer their time for the love of the country.
...Are all wealthy people fat?
09-02-2011, 01:52 AM
No. You're not fat. :p
What's that in your avatar?
09-02-2011, 01:55 AM
An ironically and terribly INTJ, schizoid Guardian Angel.
Would you like him to protect you from the idiots of humanity?
[/Edited because 'Original character' part was technically correct]
09-02-2011, 02:08 AM
Yes, dogs need protection at all times, especially the puny little ones.
Does it have super cartoon powers?
09-02-2011, 02:27 AM
No, he pretty much sits there and generally sucks ass and goes on and on about how wonderful humankind is [pfffffffffft, Holy Christ].
How much would you pay for puny little doggie life insurance from a seraphic being?
09-02-2011, 07:45 AM
I'd pay you up to twenty stabs with a dull, rusty lamp post.
Which part of the cow is the tastiest?
09-02-2011, 07:58 AM
The hoof. It's all related to "trickle-down" theory.
Is it more ethical to consume 'farmed' animals than 'wild' animals?
09-02-2011, 08:02 AM
Why is the price of intelligence so damn high? To be romantic but fatal in love??? Damnit!!!
09-02-2011, 08:12 AM
Because your really down, There's a thread for that. If your not going to make me laugh .....
Why aren't I laughing
09-02-2011, 08:20 AM
Because you didn't get the joke.
Can you ask a question for me?
09-02-2011, 08:51 AM
Let me check.
Hmm, apparently that's punishable by flogging here.
How much will you pay me for the inconvenience?
09-02-2011, 08:53 AM
I'll pay you what your worth.
What are you worth?
09-02-2011, 10:00 AM
You already know that. If you are INTJ, not ABCD for example.
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Do you smell something burning? What is that? Oh, what's that? Is that a gun? Where are you going? What's wrong with your legs?
09-02-2011, 10:19 AM
Are you still alive?
09-02-2011, 10:26 AM
Are you GLAD(oS)?
09-02-2011, 10:30 AM
Is there a gun in here?
09-02-2011, 10:33 AM
Isn't it right through that blue hole? Or is it the orange one?
09-02-2011, 10:36 AM
Why did we change this into the Respond Only With Questions Thread?
09-02-2011, 10:40 AM
Can I transfer you some of my unused energy boiling in my head right now?
09-02-2011, 10:46 AM
If it's boiling your head, then isn't it in use?
09-02-2011, 10:50 AM
You are right. Somebody smart said once that "Everything is ruthless!"
Do you know?
09-02-2011, 11:21 AM
Yes, now I just need someone to help me win the other half.
09-02-2011, 11:24 AM
Can we start now?
09-02-2011, 11:37 AM
I don't think you're ready.
Are you even old enough to get that reference?
09-02-2011, 06:13 PM
I'm older than dirt.
When were you manufactured?
09-02-2011, 11:58 PM
At about the time when The Sphinx was built.
Is that a problem?
09-03-2011, 01:55 AM
For Sphinx or you?
Do you know that you just read this?
Yes, I know I just read that.
Why do you worship people?
09-03-2011, 05:36 AM
Because prime numbers sat on a pedestal.
Who will buy my sweet red roses ... two blooms for a penny? Where did I first hear that?
09-03-2011, 05:43 AM
At the rally for mistreated transgendered guinea pigs.
If yes means no, and no is ambigous to the reply you're going to make, then what would the reasonable reply be?
09-03-2011, 06:02 AM
42. Its always 42.
Why is it always 42?
09-03-2011, 06:06 AM
Because 42 is magic.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
09-03-2011, 06:07 AM
Because bones taste better, they always do, especially after being buried for two days.
Do you want to share my bone?
09-03-2011, 06:11 AM
Where did you get that bone?
09-03-2011, 06:14 AM
Just dug out from two feet in the ground. It is two days old or thereabout and ... get this ...there's a little meat left.
09-03-2011, 06:26 AM
No, I hate games. Especially silly word games.
If the Earth tilts on it axis, why don't we get woozy when We're tilted down?
09-03-2011, 07:06 AM
It's obvious. We're not Australians. We don't have to walk upside down.
What time is it?
09-03-2011, 07:29 AM
It's time to whip someone's ass.
Who could it be?
09-03-2011, 07:33 AM
I think psychiatric hospitals are in need of new patients now.
What is the worst thing about art?
09-03-2011, 07:34 AM
Where can I sign in?
09-03-2011, 10:49 AM
13th floor is the reception. Come back down after.
What the hell is this place?
09-03-2011, 12:27 PM
This is the land of Naught. Your not supposed to ask.
Does anyone have any cookies?
09-03-2011, 03:51 PM
No, we're experiencing a world-wide cookies famine but the government is trying to keep it quiet by putting extra sugar in our other foods.
Why hasn't INTJf already taken over the world?
09-03-2011, 04:52 PM
Wouldn't it be a bad idea to talk about our plans for world domination.
09-03-2011, 07:49 PM
Yes, it would be a bad idea. Before that can happen somebody needs to invent some sort of communication device whereby humans can speak to each other without leaving a trail of texts or emails behind. Perhaps some sort of VOICE communication device. Revolutionary!
How long do you suppose the revolution will take once it is initiated?
09-03-2011, 08:23 PM
Just a few seconds: we all know how smart INTJs are.
Didn't Pinky and the Brain already take over DreamWorks and sell it to Ted Turner?
09-03-2011, 08:58 PM
What can I do to make a quick fortune with minimal effort?
09-03-2011, 09:04 PM
Sell junk bonds?
09-04-2011, 03:06 AM
Remember to remember to remember to remember.
09-04-2011, 03:18 AM
I forget a great deal.
Is there anything I can take to supplement my memory?
09-04-2011, 11:19 AM
we've yet to discover vitamins that will actually increase memory.
Speaking of memory, how many kilobytes of data storage do we have in our brains?
09-04-2011, 11:21 AM
I'm pretty sure that some people have negative amount of kilobytes in brain.
Do you want to scratch me in the ear?
09-04-2011, 11:28 AM
Actually, I want to cut off your ear and scratch your nose with it to spite your face.
Why does the volume of my laundry vary from week to week?
09-04-2011, 11:30 AM
Maybe she is having hard time with your underwear.
What time is it?
09-04-2011, 12:36 PM
Time to do Gracious's laundry. Snap to it and this time no playing with the underwear.
What's the best prime number?
09-04-2011, 12:36 PM
If marijuana's prescribed for pain, why don't doctors prescribe alcohol for hyperactivity?
09-04-2011, 12:38 PM
Snaked. Moving on.
Why aren't there any reveloutionary genius's in this generation?
09-04-2011, 05:30 PM
There are, they're just busy on the games threads.
What should I invest my money in during this recession?
09-04-2011, 05:32 PM
Corn. No hold it right and therefore wrong answer. Pubic Hair Plant Pot Holders.
09-04-2011, 05:37 PM
Because pubic hair is a renewable resource and Eco-friendly.
Why do women wear high heeled shoes that are bad for their feet?
09-04-2011, 07:12 PM
leftover traditions related to foot-wrapping in ancient China, propagated by the french.
What happened in the year 1215AD?
09-04-2011, 07:56 PM
Cockroaches finally took over as highest on the food chain.
Are Good & Plenty candies either?
09-04-2011, 08:22 PM
Yes there goooooooood and plentyyyyyyyyy
Is there a doctor in the house?
09-04-2011, 08:23 PM
Yes, the House of Representatives is run solely by M.D.s
Do we have to all be INTJs to participate in prison studies?
09-04-2011, 08:35 PM
There are prison studies?
Why are prisons so hopelessly, pathetically dysfunctional?
09-04-2011, 08:37 PM
Because the prisoners are treated fairly.
Can evil persons make snow angels?
09-04-2011, 09:33 PM
No they melt the snow.
Do they eat the yellow snow?
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