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Synapse
08-26-2011, 07:34 PM
Two. One to laugh, the other to pillage.
Where do you find the best hotel deals?
Sprelious
08-26-2011, 07:38 PM
Very few do and we're not them. No need to understand.
Why is seven the best number?
venuspop
08-26-2011, 07:40 PM
You're wrong. Z is the best number - with multiples, one can ZZZzzz.
Shouldn't you be ZZZzzzing?
ness2361
08-27-2011, 12:02 AM
He should be aye-aye-ing.
Shouldn't you and I be making a bee-line over to some breakfast bar?
venuspop
08-27-2011, 12:04 AM
Depends. Are they serving bacon, eggs and turkey ham?
What about French toasts?
~~~ *tummy growls* ~~~
ness2361
08-27-2011, 12:07 AM
No. It's peanut butter and mayonaise, Gold Fish crackers.
Should we have some kind of Bowl game on the boob-tube?
roxtehproxy
08-27-2011, 12:16 AM
12 fake boulevard
Are you going to walk the dinosaur?
ness2361
08-27-2011, 12:18 AM
Yes, after I brush his teeth.
Will you wear your spats when we go dancing tomorrow night?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 01:16 AM
No. It's a nudist dance.
Are there any nudists in the winter?
venuspop
08-27-2011, 01:19 AM
Plenty in Finland.
Are you going there?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 01:39 AM
Absolutely.
What does a flight to Finland cost?
venuspop
08-27-2011, 01:43 AM
About an arm and a leg.
Can you afford that?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 01:54 AM
Sure. I have extras.
Is it rude of me to blatantly ignore the premise of this thread?
thebrainpolice
08-27-2011, 05:58 AM
Yes. This thread is about Very Serious Issues.
Do toilets in Australia really flow counter clockwise?
venuspop
08-27-2011, 06:09 AM
As far as I know, toilets do not flow at all. They stayed very still.
Who invented the first toilet?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 06:37 AM
Thomas Crapper. Actually the right answer, but it's one of those to strange to be true answers.
Who invented the wrong answer?
U.S. Department of Education
Where does one find a will if there's a way?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 06:43 AM
At a funeral.
Why is money so important.
ness2361
08-27-2011, 01:19 PM
Because we have too many trees.
Why do persons say God bless you when you sneeze?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 06:55 PM
The devil is in the nostrils.
Can nose design be improved on?
ness2361
08-27-2011, 06:57 PM
No. I've never seen a nose I didn't hate.
Where is the next Bowl game being held?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 07:20 PM
In my corner cupboard.
Who should I bet on?
ness2361
08-27-2011, 07:21 PM
The shot glass.
Are M&Ms good for you?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 07:24 PM
I can't answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me?
Why does my doctor hate all that is good?
ness2361
08-27-2011, 07:34 PM
He got his licence in Hades.
Will I incriminate myself if I post anything at all?
Sprelious
08-27-2011, 09:39 PM
That ship has sailed
Has my ship sailed?
venuspop
08-27-2011, 10:06 PM
Absolutely.
Where is it heading?
ness2361
08-27-2011, 10:27 PM
To the Caribbean.
I don't see an ID tag; are you micro-chipped or tattooed?
venuspop
08-27-2011, 10:34 PM
Both.
How are dogs tattooed?
ness2361
08-27-2011, 10:44 PM
By wild cats.
Do toads get tattooed?
Sprelious
08-28-2011, 09:01 AM
That Is a tattoo. There are no toads.
What else doesn't exists?
The Frozen One
08-28-2011, 09:09 AM
Everything that does exist. It's all imaginary.
Why do people rely on luck?
Sprelious
08-28-2011, 11:19 AM
Luck is a great guy. He's very reliable.
Why is common sense so uncommon?
Because its based on opinion within the relative subjective perspective of individual or social group-think contexts which make the biased assumption that those not having that perspective lack common sense.
Why is lying so common?
Sprelious
08-28-2011, 01:29 PM
Because the lying gene is ubiquitous
Why is left east?
Synapse
08-28-2011, 03:18 PM
It is oriented to the movement of the tides. The tides continually rotate left. Because that is a good thing (for tidal variation), the rich decided to live on that side. This phenomenon also settles the argument of whether the East coast is better than the West. Obviously the East...
Why are there stars?
Sprelious
08-28-2011, 06:16 PM
To fill up the sky at night.
Why did the moon follow me when I was a kid?
Distance
08-28-2011, 06:29 PM
Charismatic gravitational pull...or the cheese.
Why don't human beings melt in the bath tub?
Sprelious
08-28-2011, 06:33 PM
It's complicated, but it has something to do with oxygen.
How many pairs of shoes do I need to walk the US coast to coast?
venuspop
08-28-2011, 10:10 PM
Depends. Will there be any sponsors? If so, I'll say about 365 pairs.
What colors should they come in?
ness2361
08-28-2011, 11:22 PM
There are no colors, only scents: orange and lavender.
If We are the World, who are WE?
Sprelious
08-29-2011, 04:02 AM
We're the ones your mother warned you about.
Why do mothers have such great advice and why do we all ignore it?
venuspop
08-29-2011, 05:31 AM
Mothers have great advice because they took it from great-grandfathers. Those advice are ignored as instructed by great-grandmothers.
What's the difference between the Amish and Quaker communities?
gracious
08-29-2011, 07:54 AM
Only one has a massive oat empire.
How have those communities successfully isolated themselves from the evils of the rest of us?
momorawr
08-29-2011, 08:52 AM
They put their communities on a boat, in glass jar. It also has moat.
What's your moat like?
Sprelious
08-29-2011, 08:55 AM
Moat or less the same as everyone elses
Why is the sky blue?
The Frozen One
08-29-2011, 09:25 AM
Because cow flatulents interact with the ozone layer changing the color from neon green to blue.
Why do we care about cow flatulents?
Sprelious
08-29-2011, 09:55 AM
Cow flatulence is the leading cause of cancer in lab rats at the Artic Circle.
Why do we care about the Artic Circle?
Gerard91
08-29-2011, 10:10 AM
It's all about pasta. Really, you just don't understand my "inner world".
Who wants some ice cream?
Sprelious
08-29-2011, 10:13 AM
No Ice Cream for you!!!
Do you understand my inner world?
According to chaos theory eventually your inner world is the same as my outer world.
If history repeats itself, when will corporations be nonexistent?
Sprelious
08-29-2011, 02:08 PM
I'm unable to resolve that due to the circular reference.
When is the first day of the rest of your life.
Whatever day today is.
When is two days before the day after tomorrow?
ness2361
08-29-2011, 03:24 PM
Pan knows but won't tell you.
Which is darker black or pitch?
momorawr
08-29-2011, 03:42 PM
pitch pink.
How fast can you pitch?
ness2361
08-29-2011, 03:51 PM
Faster than Tink, and she's fast as the speed of light.
Who invented the Color Chart?
thebrainpolice
08-29-2011, 04:44 PM
Me.
When will I start getting the royalties?
venuspop
08-29-2011, 10:04 PM
Soon. I'll let you know when they visit.
Are you sure you have the resources to accommodate and entertain them?
ness2361
08-29-2011, 11:08 PM
Absolutely. Sit 'em all in front of their self-portraits and feed 'em bubble-n-squeak.
Should all dogs go to heaven?
Sprelious
08-30-2011, 01:03 AM
All except one
Where is the fountain of youth?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 01:26 AM
In my back yard (looks like a bird bath--don't be fooled)
Is it 5 O'Clock somewhere
Sprelious
08-30-2011, 02:21 AM
No. It's never five o'clock anywhere.
Why does two follow one?
Asexual hermaphroditic reproduction.
Why aren't there more anti-gravity living spaces for purchase?
Sprelious
08-30-2011, 04:43 AM
Gravity hired a lawyer and got an injunction.
Which is the higher order of being, the butterfly or the moth?
venuspop
08-30-2011, 05:20 AM
It depends on which flew higher.
Why isn't a moth colorful or attractive?
momorawr
08-30-2011, 07:59 AM
Moths are sexy. I don't know what you're talking about.
Why are butterflies so fugly?
Gerard91
08-30-2011, 08:00 AM
Yes.
What is love?
GenessorDios
08-30-2011, 08:10 AM
Oh baby don't hurt me.
No more?
Artio
08-30-2011, 08:40 AM
I give you my love, but you don't care.
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gerard91
08-30-2011, 08:45 AM
Ask an ENTP. He should know.
Magnets. How do they work?
GenessorDios
08-30-2011, 08:46 AM
Give me a sign.
What is love?
Asssssshole.
Artio
08-30-2011, 08:52 AM
Takes one to know one. ;D
Isn't it a glorious night?
Gerard91
08-30-2011, 08:52 AM
No, but I always knew that Mr and Mrs Love are assholes.
Are you?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 01:12 PM
Citing sources are like opinions...
Why do so many of us get irritated when someone plays by the Thread rules?
Sprelious
08-30-2011, 01:35 PM
Jenerally it's just joking
What's it all about Alfie?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 01:36 PM
Banging redheads.
Do you take joke books into the bathroom for practice or for company?
Sprelious
08-30-2011, 01:40 PM
My company is way out of practice, but I like banging redheads.
Is there a redhead who haunts this place and is she banging?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 01:42 PM
There are no redheads allowed on this Forum: Jealous brunettes won't allow it.
Do all toddlers bang pots and pans together?
Sprelious
08-30-2011, 01:57 PM
Not if they want to live to be adults.
Are all kids adorable or is it just my grandkids?
Its just your grandparents.
What's your favorite way to fall off the wagon?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 07:40 PM
Drunk off my ass.
Are we really only dust in the wind?
We are the dusted angels blowing windily through tunnels located in-between and below the eyes.
Why were coca leaves taken from Coca - Cola? Isn't that false advertising?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 07:47 PM
Yes, and our class-action suit is still pending.
Why did you give paregoric to your paraplegic son, really?
To perplex his praxis of pixelating parabolic spastics, which increase the motor-sensory input/output ratio.
Why couldn't I be born with more arms?
venuspop
08-30-2011, 07:59 PM
Something to do with homeland security. They don't want all of you to be fully armed.
Are we in danger of being terrorized?
Yes, our nerves are always in ready position for the flight or fight response which can terrorize the physical/mental state of the body/consciousness.
Why doesn't homeland security want you to talk to strangers?
venuspop
08-30-2011, 08:09 PM
Because talking to strangers aren't going to help anyone. Strangers have this uncanny tendency to remain strange even if you try to talk some sense into them. Some people are born that way. Count your blessing.
Should you offer your home to the destitute?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 10:18 PM
No. It was done as a part of Reality TV and the ratings nadarred.
If we combine our resources in the United States can we become Number One again?
venuspop
08-30-2011, 10:25 PM
Depends. How much do you have? ~~~ *looks into money bag and starts counting the coins*
If we ask all the haves' to contribute all they had towards the treasury, wouldn't that go easier with the have-nots'?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 10:40 PM
No. Have-nots hate charity--makes 'em feel small.
Wait, that's too true...
Yes: Have-nots would then love the haves and be equal to them.
Is it healthy to wash hair in beer?
venuspop
08-30-2011, 10:48 PM
That's a terrible idea. The hair will and does get very drunk and wouldn't know which way to part.
Why are doves the symbol of peace?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 10:50 PM
Because hawks forced them into it.
If the devil goes down to Georgia again is he going to play slide guitar or bango this time?
venuspop
08-30-2011, 10:51 PM
No, I think it's the drum's turn.
Didn't he play the Fiddle well?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 10:56 PM
Charles Daniels couldn't play the fiddle if Alison Krauss taught him how: Damn, he was horrible!
If Elvis Presley were still alive, clean, looking fine, what song would you want him to sing for you?
venuspop
08-30-2011, 10:58 PM
Are you Lonesome Tonight. Damn! This is the wrong answer game ... so...let's see.... Old Black Joe?
Whats your choice?
ness2361
08-30-2011, 11:04 PM
Think how it felt for me to write that Charles Daniels couldn't play fiddle!!!
Elvis Prestley: Heartbreak Hotel or Jailhouse Rock, depending on my mood but if he's back, he's healthy, and it's my birthday, throw in Love Me, Tender, too. :=D
But to stay true to the Thread, so hard, I know: I would have Elvis Prestley sing Afternoon Delight. (dear god, kill me now...)
I can barely ask another question but OK, here goes: When there is a solar eclipse is the Moon covering the sun to protect Him?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 01:04 AM
No, it's just to make his breath fresher.
Can I wish for something in this thread without being berated?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 01:22 AM
Certainly! Ask Away. You won't be beheaded. :p
What's on your mind?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 01:39 AM
Lamp on bulb porn normally, nothing too perverse.
Can time be emotionally manipulated?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 01:53 AM
No. They are exceptionally emotionally manipulative and won't have it any other way.
Why do you disappear for such long stretches?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 02:07 AM
I can only perform for so long before I blow my load and am killed by the Architect. The refractory period before a new GD incarnation returns varies.
Stupid Architect....
When will you stop trying to molest me with your eyes?
When you turn on your powers of invisibility.
Why can't people meet your expectations of them?
I am cursed by a goddess to whom I lied.
What is the answer you will not give?
The question you won't take.
Why are male and female considered opposite to each other?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 03:51 AM
They're two sides of the same twenty-sided die.
Should they?
They're already tie-dyed in a stock of wood left over in decay from the late 60's.
What does ethereal mean?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 04:39 AM
As real as ether, that's what it meant.
Have you ever dance like a dervish?
gracious
08-31-2011, 07:18 AM
No, but maybe like a meerkat.
Why do we find meerkats adorable and rats deplorable?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 07:27 AM
It's based on the Galilean calculation of the tangent from the moon to Orion's Belt. We are mathematically and astronomically bound to do so.
Who are you to challenge centuries-olde beliefes?
momorawr
08-31-2011, 07:27 AM
Rats are only good for making shoes whereas you can make fine hats with meerkats.
What do you use rats for?
gracious
08-31-2011, 07:43 AM
^^ I'm Batman.
^ I pin fluffy tails on them and let them live out their lives as squirrels.
Could I wear my meerkat hat to a royal wedding?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 08:04 AM
No, but you could it wear it to the royalty wedding next week. iTunes will be Napster's & LimeWire's best man, it'll be a blast.
How hopped up on vitamin water can a puppy get?
Gerard91
08-31-2011, 09:21 AM
Yes, of course. Hop, take a lot of vitamins and remember to get fresh water and food for your doggy.
Do you think that it is possible for INTJ to be openly gay?
gracious
08-31-2011, 09:28 AM
Yes, but their pride parades are not well attended.
Why didn't Achilles wear proper protective equipment on his heel?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 09:48 AM
He'd just gotten a bow & arrow tattoo that he wanted to show off.
How much do leprechauns generally weigh?
gracious
08-31-2011, 10:14 AM
I don't discriminate based on weight. If he's got a nice accent then I can overlook a lot.
Why do they call it a 'jig'?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 10:30 AM
They are illiterate and dyslexic and you still choose to abide by their rules? Deityquickness to you then.
Is tricycling at night illegal?
Sprelious
08-31-2011, 11:01 AM
In some states, yes. In other's it's ok with the proper safety equipment. In texas it's only ok if you've just beaten your wife.
Why did we fight for Texas?
Oil.
Why do people enjoy brain damage?
thebrainpolice
08-31-2011, 03:20 PM
I think people enjoy causing brain damage (drugs and alcohol) more than the brain damage itself. Its the journey not the destination.
Why are my teeth yellow?
Sprelious
08-31-2011, 03:49 PM
Stop eating the yellow snow.
Why are your ears green?
gracious
08-31-2011, 04:40 PM
Because he's actually Shrek.
What should I cook on the weekend?
thebrainpolice
08-31-2011, 04:44 PM
Deep fried Twinkies.
Why are Twinkies so awesome?
Sprelious
08-31-2011, 04:44 PM
Put a bear on a spit
Is it true that bears are the dumbest mammal?
Snaked, but you know .... whatever
gracious
08-31-2011, 04:49 PM
^^ Because they are extraterrestrial.
^ I work with dumber.
What would be a good sidedish to have with that?
Sprelious
08-31-2011, 04:50 PM
Humble pie
Where's waldo?
radicalrad
08-31-2011, 07:41 PM
He's everywhere.
Why don't hot dogs and buns come in the same quantity?
Sprelious
08-31-2011, 07:46 PM
It's a conspiricy that goes to the to very high levels. I can't provide details. They may be watching.
Why do we do it?
ness2361
08-31-2011, 08:08 PM
Because we can't teach.
If they come for us, will they use a net?
Sprelious
08-31-2011, 08:16 PM
Nets have gone out of fashion. Saran wrap is the fashion now.
Why would they come for us?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 08:47 PM
If you stimulate them properly long enough, that result is inevitable.
Are monkeys smart?
Sprelious
08-31-2011, 09:08 PM
If they were smart would they throw their poo?
Are robots smart?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 09:12 PM
If they're smart, would they look cool?
Are puppies smart?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 09:35 PM
Isn't it obvious the answSQUIRREL!
Sorry, what was I saying?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 09:41 PM
You're saying you're sorry for being mean spirited towards me all the time, that you couldn't help yourself, that you were wrongly wired up or someone corrupted you with a virus or something ...
Will you stop all this rambling?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 09:45 PM
I have not now, nor ever been a party to giving sheep any jewelry.
Will you stop all these false accusations?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 09:49 PM
I know ... you just love it when I start all this true accusations?
What should I do with you?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 09:57 PM
Normally people want to do things to me. I am uncomfortable with such a change of preposition.
Will you stop confusing me?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 10:00 PM
Okay. ~~~ *looking contrite*
Will you stop making me smile?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 10:05 PM
I have.
Will you stop stapling the corners of your mouth to your earlobes?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 10:09 PM
Not possible. I don't have a big mouth.
Can you blink?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 10:19 PM
Yes, Zeratul taught me well.
Whose shoes are the biggest?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 10:26 PM
Now, that's a toughie. Used to be the bear but when the bear fell, the eagles took it up but not for long. I hear it's the dragon's now.
What do you hear at your end?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 10:40 PM
Nothing really, I tend to hear with my ears.
Is it true what they say that men are from marspop and women are from you?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 10:52 PM
No. That's a false accusation! Men came from nuts. Women came from bolts.
How did you say your antenna worked?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 11:02 PM
Using my mouthbox.
Are roasted chestbolts tasty?
venuspop
08-31-2011, 11:03 PM
It depends on the seasonings. ;D
Have you tasted one before?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 11:17 PM
What's with the second degree? My tongue's whereabouts are NOYB.
Who will fall in love with a door?
ness2361
08-31-2011, 11:19 PM
The one who likes to bang his head against one.
Do you oil your body?
GenessorDios
08-31-2011, 11:28 PM
Myeh myeh myeh myeh myeh? That's what you sound like to assholes.
Wait....what did you make me say?
ness2361
08-31-2011, 11:47 PM
MuhaMuhaMuha? That's what you sound to fellow cattle with bovine senses of humor?
Wait... ?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 12:03 AM
Bots wait for no moebas.
Forgive me?
ness2361
09-01-2011, 12:17 AM
NO!
This is the wrong answer game, I remind myself:
Absolutely not: a robot 'dissed' me. Dissed ME?!?
Prepare to die:
On another Thread; another time; in a horrible way...
Forget I said that?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 02:44 AM
Umm....
Said what?
venuspop
09-01-2011, 04:47 AM
Says Who?
Why is skinny dipping called skinny dipping?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 05:48 AM
Uhh uhh no fatties are allowed? I don't know stop hasslin' me!
Does happiness preclude toiletries?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 08:21 AM
That depends on what toiletries you are refering to. Without toilet paper, there is no happiness.
Who invented toilet paper?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 08:51 AM
Chinese toilets.
Is my feng shui working?
Gerard91
09-01-2011, 09:08 AM
Well, if she isn't lazy and is ambitious enough... then maybe she could even earn more than you...
Anyone fancy drinking a mug of warm chocolate?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 09:13 AM
Yes, but I'm too shy to ask it out on a date, what with the whole being inanimate problem and all. :shy:
But you gotta admit, she's fucking hot....
How long would it take to knit a quilt to cover Earth?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 09:18 AM
Due to productivity increases in the Japanese and Chinese work forces, 8 minutes.
How long would it take to bake a cake cake?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 09:37 AM
Half an hour, two if with a hooker, one if her life isn't a major concern.
What's the right way to spit?
gracious
09-01-2011, 09:40 AM
^^Well, I contacted the members of the band Cake and after some rather shocking obscenities, I was able to narrow them down to sometime after hell freezes over.
^ As long as it hits your plate I'm fine with it.
What other bands might be good bakers?
Gerard91
09-01-2011, 09:42 AM
Arm band? Forehead band?
What do you think?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 09:44 AM
I'm thinking this Gerard91 needs to be knocked down a peg or two, but I'm not gonna reveal such secretive thoughts to him, which is why I am only thinking them in my head cavity.
Can you name three household items that will work as a temporary pacemaker?
Gerard91
09-01-2011, 09:48 AM
Water, bread and free porn channel on TV?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 09:50 AM
Technically, I only asked whether you could or couldn't. Captain Pedant-o strikes again!
How should I hide my secret identity?
Gerard91
09-01-2011, 09:56 AM
Just reveal it and state that you are actually someone else.
Do you think that Americans should dye their blood blue so that bleeding won't look so violent?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 09:58 AM
A better alternative might be government-led mass self-lobotomies so no one would ever know what violence meant.
Does it hurt, I wonder?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 01:24 PM
Try it and find out
Does anything hurt a robot?
ness2361
09-01-2011, 02:56 PM
Yes, having his parts oiled and then leaving him alone.
Is Cheers still on the air?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 03:01 PM
I hear them quite often on America's Got Talent
Is the anyhting nobler than a noble gas?
ness2361
09-01-2011, 03:02 PM
Yes, a bum with ulcers on his lips.
Did Kate Hudson star in the remake of Charlie's Angels?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 03:13 PM
No, she's holding out for a reremake of the A Team. She wants to be Mr.T. I pity the fool.
Why does Mr. T always pity the fool?
ness2361
09-01-2011, 03:16 PM
Because someone always has to try beating the biggest dude in the place.
Are onions smellier than an athlete's feet?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 03:23 PM
It depends on air temperature, wind speed and the phase of the moon.
Why do we have ten fingers and toes?
ness2361
09-01-2011, 03:43 PM
Because 20 of everything is all each of us is supposed to have.
Why does hair turn gray?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 05:58 PM
Gravity has something to do with it.
Whay does gravity affect me so much?
El Cas
09-01-2011, 06:17 PM
Because you are fat.
Why does money have to be the driving factor?
gracious
09-01-2011, 06:21 PM
Because without it you can't buy a car.
Do mermaids exist?
Sprelious
09-01-2011, 08:28 PM
Well ya!! Next you'll be questioning Big Foot.
Where is the secret Big Foot city of gold?
GenessorDios
09-01-2011, 09:37 PM
He'll tell you it's in his butt but don't believe him.
*shudder*
For the love of god, don't make the same mistake I believe his lies.
How can I party more?
venuspop
09-01-2011, 10:25 PM
Go into politics.
Are all politicians rich?
IchibanDasai
09-02-2011, 12:50 AM
No, some of them genuinely volunteer their time for the love of the country.
...Are all wealthy people fat?
venuspop
09-02-2011, 12:52 AM
No. You're not fat. :p
What's that in your avatar?
IchibanDasai
09-02-2011, 12:55 AM
An ironically and terribly INTJ, schizoid Guardian Angel.
Would you like him to protect you from the idiots of humanity?
[/Edited because 'Original character' part was technically correct]
venuspop
09-02-2011, 01:08 AM
Yes, dogs need protection at all times, especially the puny little ones.
Does it have super cartoon powers?
IchibanDasai
09-02-2011, 01:27 AM
No, he pretty much sits there and generally sucks ass and goes on and on about how wonderful humankind is [pfffffffffft, Holy Christ].
How much would you pay for puny little doggie life insurance from a seraphic being?
GenessorDios
09-02-2011, 06:45 AM
I'd pay you up to twenty stabs with a dull, rusty lamp post.
Which part of the cow is the tastiest?
gracious
09-02-2011, 06:58 AM
The hoof. It's all related to "trickle-down" theory.
Is it more ethical to consume 'farmed' animals than 'wild' animals?
Gerard91
09-02-2011, 07:02 AM
Next question.
Why is the price of intelligence so damn high? To be romantic but fatal in love??? Damnit!!!
Sprelious
09-02-2011, 07:12 AM
Because your really down, There's a thread for that. If your not going to make me laugh .....
Why aren't I laughing
Gerard91
09-02-2011, 07:20 AM
Because you didn't get the joke.
Can you ask a question for me?
GenessorDios
09-02-2011, 07:51 AM
Let me check.
Oh, static....
Hmm, apparently that's punishable by flogging here.
How much will you pay me for the inconvenience?
Sprelious
09-02-2011, 07:53 AM
I'll pay you what your worth.
What are you worth?
Gerard91
09-02-2011, 09:00 AM
You already know that. If you are INTJ, not ABCD for example.
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Do you smell something burning? What is that? Oh, what's that? Is that a gun? Where are you going? What's wrong with your legs?
GenessorDios
09-02-2011, 09:19 AM
Are you still alive?
Gerard91
09-02-2011, 09:26 AM
Are you GLAD(oS)?
Sprelious
09-02-2011, 09:30 AM
Is there a gun in here?
GenessorDios
09-02-2011, 09:33 AM
Isn't it right through that blue hole? Or is it the orange one?
Sprelious
09-02-2011, 09:36 AM
No. Yes.
Why did we change this into the Respond Only With Questions Thread?
Gerard91
09-02-2011, 09:40 AM
We didn't?
Can I transfer you some of my unused energy boiling in my head right now?
GenessorDios
09-02-2011, 09:46 AM
That's illogical.
If it's boiling your head, then isn't it in use?
Gerard91
09-02-2011, 09:50 AM
You are right. Somebody smart said once that "Everything is ruthless!"
Do you know?
GenessorDios
09-02-2011, 10:21 AM
Yes, now I just need someone to help me win the other half.
Will you?
Gerard91
09-02-2011, 10:24 AM
Of course.
Can we start now?
GenessorDios
09-02-2011, 10:37 AM
I don't think you're ready.
Are you even old enough to get that reference?
Sprelious
09-02-2011, 05:13 PM
I'm older than dirt.
When were you manufactured?
venuspop
09-02-2011, 10:58 PM
At about the time when The Sphinx was built.
Is that a problem?
Gerard91
09-03-2011, 12:55 AM
For Sphinx or you?
Do you know that you just read this?
Yes, I know I just read that.
Why do you worship people?
venuspop
09-03-2011, 04:36 AM
Because prime numbers sat on a pedestal.
Who will buy my sweet red roses ... two blooms for a penny? Where did I first hear that?
Purgatid
09-03-2011, 04:43 AM
At the rally for mistreated transgendered guinea pigs.
If yes means no, and no is ambigous to the reply you're going to make, then what would the reasonable reply be?
venuspop
09-03-2011, 05:02 AM
42. Its always 42.
Why is it always 42?
thebrainpolice
09-03-2011, 05:06 AM
Because 42 is magic.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
venuspop
09-03-2011, 05:07 AM
Because bones taste better, they always do, especially after being buried for two days.
Do you want to share my bone?
thebrainpolice
09-03-2011, 05:11 AM
Sure.
Where did you get that bone?
venuspop
09-03-2011, 05:14 AM
Just dug out from two feet in the ground. It is two days old or thereabout and ... get this ...there's a little meat left.
Game? :laugh:
Sprelious
09-03-2011, 05:26 AM
No, I hate games. Especially silly word games.
If the Earth tilts on it axis, why don't we get woozy when We're tilted down?
Gerard91
09-03-2011, 06:06 AM
It's obvious. We're not Australians. We don't have to walk upside down.
What time is it?
Artio
09-03-2011, 06:29 AM
It's time to whip someone's ass.
Who could it be?
Gerard91
09-03-2011, 06:33 AM
I think psychiatric hospitals are in need of new patients now.
What is the worst thing about art?
Artio
09-03-2011, 06:34 AM
Io.
Where can I sign in?
discontinuous
09-03-2011, 09:49 AM
13th floor is the reception. Come back down after.
What the hell is this place?
Sprelious
09-03-2011, 11:27 AM
This is the land of Naught. Your not supposed to ask.
Does anyone have any cookies?
radicalrad
09-03-2011, 02:51 PM
No, we're experiencing a world-wide cookies famine but the government is trying to keep it quiet by putting extra sugar in our other foods.
Why hasn't INTJf already taken over the world?
Sprelious
09-03-2011, 03:52 PM
Patience.
Wouldn't it be a bad idea to talk about our plans for world domination.
gracious
09-03-2011, 06:49 PM
Yes, it would be a bad idea. Before that can happen somebody needs to invent some sort of communication device whereby humans can speak to each other without leaving a trail of texts or emails behind. Perhaps some sort of VOICE communication device. Revolutionary!
How long do you suppose the revolution will take once it is initiated?
ness2361
09-03-2011, 07:23 PM
Just a few seconds: we all know how smart INTJs are.
Didn't Pinky and the Brain already take over DreamWorks and sell it to Ted Turner?
gracious
09-03-2011, 07:58 PM
Narf!
What can I do to make a quick fortune with minimal effort?
ness2361
09-03-2011, 08:04 PM
Sell junk bonds?
Gerard91
09-04-2011, 02:06 AM
Remember to remember to remember to remember.
Remember?
venuspop
09-04-2011, 02:18 AM
I forget a great deal.
Is there anything I can take to supplement my memory?
radicalrad
09-04-2011, 10:19 AM
we've yet to discover vitamins that will actually increase memory.
Speaking of memory, how many kilobytes of data storage do we have in our brains?
Gerard91
09-04-2011, 10:21 AM
I'm pretty sure that some people have negative amount of kilobytes in brain.
Do you want to scratch me in the ear?
gracious
09-04-2011, 10:28 AM
Actually, I want to cut off your ear and scratch your nose with it to spite your face.
Why does the volume of my laundry vary from week to week?
Gerard91
09-04-2011, 10:30 AM
Maybe she is having hard time with your underwear.
What time is it?
Sprelious
09-04-2011, 11:36 AM
Time to do Gracious's laundry. Snap to it and this time no playing with the underwear.
What's the best prime number?
radicalrad
09-04-2011, 11:36 AM
Beer O'clock
If marijuana's prescribed for pain, why don't doctors prescribe alcohol for hyperactivity?
Sprelious
09-04-2011, 11:38 AM
Snaked. Moving on.
Side effects.
Why aren't there any reveloutionary genius's in this generation?
thebrainpolice
09-04-2011, 04:30 PM
There are, they're just busy on the games threads.
What should I invest my money in during this recession?
Sprelious
09-04-2011, 04:32 PM
Corn. No hold it right and therefore wrong answer. Pubic Hair Plant Pot Holders.
Why?
thebrainpolice
09-04-2011, 04:37 PM
Because pubic hair is a renewable resource and Eco-friendly.
Why do women wear high heeled shoes that are bad for their feet?
radicalrad
09-04-2011, 06:12 PM
leftover traditions related to foot-wrapping in ancient China, propagated by the french.
What happened in the year 1215AD?
ness2361
09-04-2011, 06:56 PM
Cockroaches finally took over as highest on the food chain.
Are Good & Plenty candies either?
Sprelious
09-04-2011, 07:22 PM
Yes there goooooooood and plentyyyyyyyyy
Is there a doctor in the house?
ness2361
09-04-2011, 07:23 PM
Yes, the House of Representatives is run solely by M.D.s
Do we have to all be INTJs to participate in prison studies?
Sprelious
09-04-2011, 07:35 PM
There are prison studies?
Why are prisons so hopelessly, pathetically dysfunctional?
ness2361
09-04-2011, 07:37 PM
Because the prisoners are treated fairly.
Can evil persons make snow angels?
Sprelious
09-04-2011, 08:33 PM
No they melt the snow.
Do they eat the yellow snow?
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