I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game

[Seriously]

Just south of the mason dixon line.


Why do oreo cookies taste better when you dunk them in icy cold milk?

[Cooper]

Its the Law, plan and simple, gotta give the true answer here. It Is The Law.

Why is my dog such a pest?

[Seriously]

Because he isn't a cat.


What does the Devil look like?

[hutbug]

Rush Limbaugh.

Why can't I stay away from chocolate?

[Seriously]

Your mother ingested to much of it while she was carrying you in the womb. You were born addicted.


Why do they call it yoga?

[hutbug]

It's latin for 'lie down with gym floor dust bunnies and be fooled into thinking this will burn calories'.

why is Yoda so wise?

[Cooper]

Because the rest of the letters in wise fell off.

What colors make white?

[Seriously]

There is no white. Only really really REALLY light black.

Why don't we eat horses like we do cows?

[Cygnus]

Horse have more kick.

Why are they called "matches"?

[Seriously]

Because when striking the head against the foot you thereby make a "match" of them. And there being more than one in a pack hence, matches.

Why isn't the dictionary called the atozinary?

[hutbug]

Because it's a dic's world.

Why does time fly when you're having fun?

[Seriously]

Time has a drug problem. No one likes to talk about it but it's true.


How did Winnie the Pooh feel about his name?

[Cooper]

He did like it because of the wrong number calls he got for Vinne the Screw..

What is the best way to cut a cake?

[jonnyb]

As long as it's not a wedding cake, any way you like.

How long do I have to cook a pork roast?

[WoodsWoman]

Long enough to make the audience laugh.

Why are there so many choices in life?

[WoodsWoman]

Long enough to make the audience laugh.

Why are there so many choices in life?

[reiven]

the last session of congress passed bill EA107 that required there be at least nine (9) possible answers to any question; but only three of them need be viable / applicable.

why do people call me on the phone and talk endlessly about nothing?

[Cooper]

Because of the speedo incident

Why did they all run away screaming?

[reiven]

you opted to not shower for weeks

what is the principle ingredient in tooth paste?

[Cooper]

Trees

Why is football season over?

[Seriously]

All the leaves fell off the trees.


What is the best flavor pie and why?

[jonnyb]

Meat Pies / Sweeny Todd

What would you do with a box full of valentines?

[Cooper]

Place mats for mice.

What would you do with 1,000,000 thumb tacks?

[jonnyb]

Put them in 10,000 boxes and sell each one for 2.39$.

What would you do with a set of bongles?

[reiven]

tour with elton john

what would you do with a used staple gun?

[Thakur]

Sleepless in seatle.( no one said it had to make sense.)
What color is an orange?

[Cooper]

Staple someones nuts to the pearly gates

What time is it "over there"?

[WoodsWoman]

Retribution time.

Why were there three musketeers?

[Cooper]

Because the 4 musketeers bar didn't taste very good.

Why?

[reiven]

because fish don't play poker.

where is the tipping point?

[Cooper]

You just past it.


Where can I find superglue and a flyswatter?

[reiven]

in the dairy isle

did maryanne and ginger ever do it?

[Cooper]

Where do you think all those banana cream pies came from?

Where did all those banana creame pies come from?

[WoodsWoman]

The tooth fairy.

What is hamburger really made of?

[Cooper]

dandylions

What is over the rainbow?

[WoodsWoman]

The front gate of a used car dealership.

Why are some used cars lemons?

[Cooper]

They smell better that way.

Why did Dorthy follow the yellow brick road?

[WoodsWoman]

The green one was slimy.

Why are so many people allergic to peanut butter?

[Cooper]

Because its part of the master plan.

Why do the FBs continue to do the crap thay do?

[WoodsWoman]

They are scientists in disguise.

Why are muscles sore after being worked a lot?

[Cooper]

Because the veins are having a protest rally.

Why does the sunset in the west?

[WoodsWoman]

To balance the tides.

Why is the moon higher in winter?

[Cooper]

Cause the snow is deeper.

Why do leaves float?

[WoodsWoman]

Because they are afraid of drowning.

Why is used motor oil black?

[Cooper]

So you can see it leaking.

Why do some things take so long?

[WoodsWoman]

Entropy attacks.

Why am I tired?

[Cooper]

Because its not after 10 there.

Why am I still waiting?

[WoodsWoman]

Because everything happened yesterday.

Why are standard transmissions more economical than automatics?

[Cooper]

Less move parts.....to gum up the gears when they break

Why am I having such a hard time typing tonight?

[WoodsWoman]

Because I'm tired.

Why does time 'lapse'?

[Cooper]

Because it can't be lapsed

Where do lost e-mails go?

[WoodsWoman]

The cat food dish.

Where did my pillow go?

[Cooper]

The cat food dish.

Why is everything in the cat food dish?

[jonnyb]

The cat food dish.


Where are you going to take your next date?

[Cooper]

To The Cat Food Dish. Its a new place.....she is quite the animal, she is.

Where did you take your last date?

[AnnoyingPony]

The Cat Food Dish, where I quickly grew tired of his simple-minded attempts at womanizing me. I had him cooked in a giant lobster pot and served with a side of lemon.

[Cooper]

I don't think I want to point out that a question was not asked...I am not a fan of boiling water

[AnnoyingPony]

Oh, my bad.

Why have I forgotten to ask a question to continue this thread for the second time now?

[reiven]

because of the neurochemical imbalance that causes your eye colors to fluctuate from one iris to the other

where is shangrala?

[AnnoyingPony]

Shangrala exists in another dimension, and can only be accessed though a certain relic. I have sealed this relic in your abdomen. A bunch of raiders who wish to destroy the land of Shangrala will be coming after you to kill you and take the artifact from your stomach.

Shangri La, on the other hand, decided to pack its bags and move to North Dakota, where it can hang out with Mount Rushmore. Those two go way back.

Why do my Facebook friends write the most boring stuff imaginable?

[jonnyb]

Boring because their lives are so mundane and revolve around facebook in a similar way mine revolves around intjf I suppose.

How long will coocked pork keep in the refridgerator?

[AnnoyingPony]

It will stay there until it gains sentience and begins to question the meaning of its existence, at which point it will bring the rest of the food items in your pantry to life so it can destroy all humans.

Why do my fingers get hurt every time I play basketball?

[WoodsWoman]

Because they don't obey orders.

Why does dirt show so much on the darkest surfaces?

[reiven]

because dirt's heart is black, it's motives are devious, and it never wipes it's feet.

why do i impulsively say dumb things?

[WoodsWoman]

Because the moon rises in the west.

Why do roses have thorns?

[Cooper]

Why do you think people smile like that when they hold them in the teeth?

Why do I suddenly want oatmeal raisin cookies?

[WoodsWoman]

Because raisins have a trace amount of cocaine in them

Why are my feet cold?

[Cooper]

Same reason mine are....dogs won't stay in one place.

Why do I keep getting spam from porn sites I've never been to?

[WoodsWoman]

Because Big Brother is watching.

How did humans learn to cook?

[Cooper]

They could no longer afford take out.

Why doesn't it snow in the summer?

[WoodsWoman]

It's scared of the sunlight.

Where do ants go when there are no picnics?

[Cooper]

To the dentist.

Where is the lost ark?

[WoodsWoman]

Between the hot wire and the ground.

Why do politicians talk so much?

[Cooper]

I don't know, but they need to shut up, they're adding to global warming.

Why am I suddenly tired?

[WoodsWoman]

Because there is something you absolutely must do right now.

Why do cats purr?

[Cooper]

Because they freak people out when they bark.

Why am I getting hungery?

[WoodsWoman]

Because oatmeal raisin cookies have no calories.

Why do dogs bark? Doesn't that freak people out too?

[Cooper]

Nope. Dogs barking is like cello music, you either like it or you have no idea what you are listening to.


What time is daylight savings time?

[WoodsWoman]

Time to spend blood money.

Why can't I do everything at once?

[jonnyb]

Because you haven't mastered the art of always doing nothing.

Why do I get more disconcerted as time goes on?

[reiven]

because the cellist you've retained doesn't read music.

does order invariably lead to chaos?

[AnnoyingPony]

It used to, but now that Mr. Order has a new GPS system he can usually take you to where you want to go. (Mr. Chaos is an asshole; try to avoid him.) Still, there are glitches sometimes...

Why did I buy those two plush dragons at a fair even though I'm not the kind who likes stuffed animals?

[jonnyb]

To feed to your stuffed animals. Dragon is quite healthy you know.

What sound did the big bang make in the vacum of non-existance.

[reiven]

the sound is the second refrain from the knights who used to say NEE

what is your quest?

[AnnoyingPony]

My quest is to destroy all humans, starting with you.

What are you going to do about it?

[reiven]

i am going to fix some pasta, brew some tea and watch AnnoyingPony ™ plot against me.

what are her chances?

[WoodsWoman]

AP - Sit you down and feed you milk and cookies and send you for your nap.

reiven - all the chance of a snowball in my wood stove.

Why does the wind feel like it has knives in it today?

[AnnoyingPony]

Because the Wind people are actually fighting a revolution against the Windmill people. The Wind people are very primitive and don't have guns, so their using knives. Woe be the one who steps in their path.

Why do all my answers involve personifying nonliving things?

[reiven]

because you are quixotic.

what did you name your teddybear?

[AnnoyingPony]

I named my teddy bear Vivisection.

What the hell just possessed me to think that?

[Cooper]

The 7th level of Hell.

Why did I sell that '57?

[jonnyb]

I kicked to hard and you thought the .45 would be easier to handle.

Why does any conversation with my family members lead, without fail, to why I am not married?

[Cooper]

They want you to get married so they can stop coming over to your house.

Why is my body not doing what I want it to do today?

[hutbug]

cuz jonny used the M word in your presence.

why am i so lazy today?

[jonnyb]

Cuz you took too many roofies last night.

What should I do with this potato salad that got left at my place yesterday?

[Cooper]

'cuz jonny useed the L word in your presence


Why did the doves fly?

[jonnyb]

You mean Cry.

Why is 80s music so cheesey?

[Cooper]

easier to cut out that way

What makes a woman burn a guys coffin?

[WoodsWoman]

So he won't leave.

It's 30 degrees out and feels like 10 - why?

[Cooper]

Marshmellows blocking the sun.

Why is the night dark?

[WoodsWoman]

Because if it was pink it'd be the Royal Rose Garden.

Why are animals so entertaining?

[Cooper]

They have to do something to live in the house.

Why do some people never learn?

[WoodsWoman]

To keep teachers employed.

Why is 'common' sense so rare?

[Cooper]

because a plug nickel isn't enough to make change with.

Why does it take some people so long to answer a question?

[WoodsWoman]

Because questions are harder to read than answers.

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

[jonnyb]

For the same reasons we die day to day throughout life but live in the hospitals.

What occupation is really worth it.

[Cooper]

The guy who pulls the trap door to the gallows.

What makes us us?

[jonnyb]

*I'm thinking I could go for that job.*

answer=dirt, snails and puppy dog tails.

How can I get a trap door operators permit?

[AnnoyingPony]

First you'll have to get a Ph.D in the Ninja Arts. THEN you can get a permit for trap doors.

How can I become a ninja?

[jonnyb]

The only way to become a Ninja is to be bitten by one who has oral warts. That is the only way. Good luck.

Why are all the cool jobs so demanding of education and experience?

[Cooper]

Because the ones with cool jobs can't do anything else....

Why does the day go by so fast?

[WoodsWoman]

Because it is in love with night.

Why is sharp cheese yummier than mild?

[hutbug]

Cuz it's old enough to vote, and it voted itself the best. *which it surely is*

why do we ask why?

[Seriously]

Because asking "what?" is just rude.


How do I change the ring tone on my cell phone?

[jonnyb]

Stomp on it. I bet the ring tone will be different.

How does one figure board feet?

[hutbug]

Give them an antidepressant. If they act more interested, voila!

how is asking why better than what?

[WoodsWoman]

Because who isn't around to answer.

Why is he on third?

[Cooper]

Thats the line up.

Who is on first?

[WoodsWoman]

What's on first.

Who's on last?

[AnnoyingPony]

James Bond.

Who is Doubting "Thomas" McDoubtyface?

[Cooper]

The Whats on third

Whos on first?

[WoodsWoman]

No - what's on first.
Who's on third?

[Cooper]

Who is on first.

What is on third

[WoodsWoman]

What is out in left field.

Why do cats like catnip?

[Cooper]

I don't know

Where is that English Woman?

[WoodsWoman]

Hiding under a toadstool.

Why are so many people allergic to peanut butter?

[Cooper]

Because no one eats peanut mayo.

Where is over a hump?

[WoodsWoman]

Some place a lot of people want to be...

Why am I still awake?

[Cooper]

Because the night is young and needs it diaper changed.

Why am I in such a good mood?

[WoodsWoman]

... because... (has to be a wrong answer) nobody likes you.

Why is this so difficult?

[Cooper]

Because your mind is not in your head.

Why are you still up?

[WoodsWoman]

I'm too bored to go to sleep.

Why to chipmunks hibernate?

[Cooper]

Because they aren't too bored

Why are you bored?

[WoodsWoman]

Because I'm wide awake.

Who do I think I'm kidding?

[Cooper]

I don't think any woman that lives in the woods is kidding.

Why do I suddenly know so many women who live in the woods?

[GenessorDios]

Woodland females are notorious for their hallucinogenic effect on wearers of top hats.

Why is the moon in June like a balloon?

[Cooper]

Allergic reaction to May flowers.

What is Day of The Dead?

[GenessorDios]

It is the mating cry of necrophiliacs on their birthday.

Where do birds disappear after they suddenly appear when you are near?

[Cooper]

Because I smiles at them.

Why do people think I am kidding?

[AnnoyingPony]

Because everyone except you is paranoid/delusional, and thinks that you're kidding.

Why can't I get this one song out of my head?

[GenessorDios]

You forgot to remove the tin foil hat before you go outdoors.

Why do you like wearing tin foil hats?

[Cooper]

Deflects the UFOs, and seagulls.

Why do people believe in UFOs?

[GenessorDios]

Because IFOs are too boring.

Why does the sun revolve around the Earth?

[Cooper]

because thats where it got stuck after a bad flipper strike.

Why can't I find an Area 51 arcade game?

[GenessorDios]

They were rendered obsolete and thrown away after the followup Volume 51 was released.

How are pencils made?

[Cooper]

By beavers with an eating disorder

Why do they have an eating disorder?

[jonnyb]

Beacause the drive through constantly gets their order wrong.

Why does the actual apperance of someone whom I never met disconcert me?

[Dolores]

Inherent timidness.

Why is snow white?

[jonnyb]

Because I haven't peed on it yet.

Why is slush brown?

[Aurelia]

Someone must have drank all the root beer.

Why do people have cell phones?

[jonnyb]

Because they are the building blocks of life. Cell>tissue>organ>system>Life

Why is my biology learning only helpful in irrelevant circumstances?

[Cooper]

Thats the just the bones of it, dude.

What the hell am I doing?

[WoodsWoman]

You are finding nefarious ways to get people to ignore you.

Why does the ash pan in my stove fill up so fast?

[jonnyb]

Human bodies create more ash than dry firewood.

Why do people who think they know me think I will tell them anything personal?

[GenessorDios]

Someone stuck a "Kick Me" sign on your back but accidentally wrote "I'm an ESFP" on it instead.

When will ladybugs rule the world?

[WoodsWoman]

When the news media says so.

Why are all the interesting conversations thousands of miles long?

[GenessorDios]

All the interesting people have secretly installed perpetual motion engines inside their mouths.

When will humans see the error of their ways and return to the caveman lifestyle?

[WoodsWoman]

When the x and y chromosomes change places.

Why can't dogs purr?

[Oica]

Because this thread is over four hundred pages long.

This is a question? :cool:

[Cooper]

In some cultures, green.

How old is dirt?

[WoodsWoman]

Five hours, three minutes and forty-five seconds.

Why do ferrets make good pets?

[Rudy]

Because they make excellent back scratchers, I hear.

How do compasses work?

[WoodsWoman]

By feeling where they want to point.

Can there ever be too much garlic in scampi?

[Rudy]

Any amount is too much.

How can you tell an INTJ from an ISTJ?

[Cooper]

That is up to the scampi's mate.

Anyone have any leftovers, I'm gettin' hungery?

[reiven]

yes. i have a leftover ban for StarvingArtist, and she isn't around.

you want it?

[jonnyb]

I'll take it for the next artist type of person who comes around.

Where should I put the ban untill I use it?

[GenessorDios]

Why, in the banfrigerator of course!

What do you get when you cross an international courier service and existential nihilism?

[jonnyb]

A buggered up Olympics

What do you get when you pee in the snow?

[WoodsWoman]

Daffodils.

Why is it so late already?

[jonnyb]

My how beer makes time fly.

Does time really have wings?

[WoodsWoman]

No, it has really long legs.

Why is my cookie jar empty?

[jonnyb]

Cause there was a note that said JonnyB was here in it.

Why do I have cookie crumbs on my shirt?

[WoodsWoman]

Because you ate those cookies too fast.

Why don't people use ice boxes any more?

[jonnyb]

Because they all have cold hearts now like mine.

Who makes all the rules?

[GenessorDios]

Santa Claus.

Where can I buy an elf?

[WoodsWoman]

At an ISFP store.

Why do INTJs seem to think they have no heart?

[jonnyb]

Because we really don't, well the authentic INTJs

why don't people know that INTJs are usually right?

[GenessorDios]

No one wants to admit that INTJs are at the top of the MBTI pyramid.

Why did the INTJ cross the road?

[jonnyb]

To get away from the emotion fest and get rid of the corpse from the other side.

Where will InTjs be in another 25 years?

[GenessorDios]

INTJupiter.

Why do people always eat the fisherman's friend but never the fisherman?

[Aurelia]

The fisherman always has jellybeans.

Why do pregnant women have morning sickness?

[ArtistTyrant]

because their bodies are trying to abort the baby

why is it that giraffes are so stupid?

[GenessorDios]

They keep knocking their heads on the ceiling.

How many quantum steps are in a quantum leap?

[WoodsWoman]

Two

Where do dust bunnies come from?

[reiven]

according to darwin (who travelled around in a go-cart named the jack russell terrier), all matter is evolving. there are spiderwebs from spiders that died three years attracting and collecting dust, increasing their mass. the dry nature of this composition allows for static electricity running the length of the central spider web, and down the corollary spiderwebs radiating from the dense dusty mass at the center. polar attraction between the central web and the corollary webs causes involuntary static contractions which make the new dusty creature ambulatory. boy bunny meets girl bunny, the next thing ya know, they are everywhere.

where is my Fioricet?

[hutbug]

At Home Depot in the small tools dept.

Why am I so unmotivated to work?

[WoodsWoman]

Due to a low percentage of free radicals in your immediate vicinity.

Why are laptops so much more difficult to care for than their desk top equivalent?

[Cooper]

Because the FBs can get their paws on them. I have to shave mine every couple of hours...

Does someone make a nontoxic shalac?

[WoodsWoman]

Santa's elves do that in their off season.

Why does the best food have the most calories?

[Cooper]

Who told you that?

Why can't I find someone to take pitty on me and feed me on a regular basis?

[WoodsWoman]

Because you insist on living behind the coal bin in the old Krueger's mill.

What is your least favorite food?

[Cooper]

Pickles and beats, or is that what I do, beat pickles?

What is the best way to cook lobsta?

[Stratego]

Boy-ul in hat watta abou' 15 minnuts, uf caws.

What's a regional accent?

[WoodsWoman]

Something everyone can understand.

Why are LEDs brighter than other lights?

[Cooper]

They aren't, they just sound like it.

Anyone have a good hushpuppy recipe?

[WoodsWoman]

A small dog and a pillow.

Why is it so hard to see through tears?

(Ah - yeah, me. But not bad, just venting.)

[Cooper]

Because they look back with sadness, not with gratiude

Why do I want a slice pecan pie with hazelnut ice cream?

[WoodsWoman]

Because you are tired of pot roast.

Why is hanging out on INTJfourm so much fun?

[GenessorDios]

No one gets made fun of based on gender, sexuality, appearances or race. All discrimination is strictly based on the standard deviation from the average of the length of the left fourth toe.

Why is my phone mad at me?

[WoodsWoman]

Because you never talk to it, just to other people.

Why is snow in late Feb. and March so much more depressing than snow in December?

[GenessorDios]

March snow is jealous of December snow for always getting to celebrate Christmas.

How does paper get recycled?

[WoodsWoman]

The wicked witch uses it.

Who invited the mosquitoes?

[GenessorDios]

An evil, hungry spider of course.

Why does Superman need a cape?

[WoodsWoman]

Because, like Sampson and his hair, it's the source of his strength.

Which is better: butterscotch or chocolate?

[GenessorDios]

Trick question, both are fictional items dreamt up by science fiction writers.

How do clocks always know what the time is?

[WoodsWoman]

They keep asking my teddy bear.

Why are there so many people out here in the woods?

[GenessorDios]

They're all trying to find the answer to the question "If a WoodsWoman fell in the woods, would anyone hear it?"

How do I keep my hair from turning white?

[WoodsWoman]

Zap them with a welding torch.

Why can't I think of a question?

[GenessorDios]

Acid is leaking out from your keyboard and seeping into your brain through your fingers.

When will dolphins evolve legs and attempt to take over the world?

[WoodsWoman]

Yesterday afternoon.

Why don't poodles shed?

[GenessorDios]

It's too uncouth, they go for dogscaping instead.

To whom should I address my suicide note?

[WoodsWoman]

Dear Tooth Fairy...

Why is sleep necessary?

[GenessorDios]

How else are people supposed to rob you?

Can I get high by licking a car battery?

[AnnoyingPony]

Yes. You will be so high you'll die, and then your soul will attempt to leave your body to fly up to the Heaven in the sky, but it will instead get stuck on the roof where it can never be retrieved. Thus is the truth of Frisbeetarianism.

Is it possible to get tax-exempt status for the small, but dedicated religion of Frisbeetarianism?

[GenessorDios]

Yes it is but due to extreme dedication, believers refuse to stop their practice of throwing their application forms onto the roof of the IRS, where it is unreachable and unable to be processed.

What do I do if my toaster stops working?

[dungeonguy88]

You feed it to the Great Snake God Xsangytilac. If pleased by your offering, he will grant you the ability to assume the form of anyone from "Jersey Shore"

Why is my calender so sexy?

[Synapse]

Because it's a mirror. Such a handsome devil you are.

Why does it rain?

[GenessorDios]

The Great Snake God Xsangytilac suffers from incontinence.

How can I get into heaven?

[Synapse]

By following a guy in. Bring a ladder to ascend to heaven. You have to be covert about it. No gratuitous and loud assassinations -- bring a tranquilizer gun! Remember to wear white clothing, to disguise you as you crawl along the clouds. Once the guard opens the door, one shot to knock him down. Rush through the door as he lies unconscious at the door. Then, if anyone asks you who you are, say you are "John Doe" (because there are millions of you in heaven, it won't matter). Claim that you have 4 members in your family: yourself and two children. Say your age is 35 at death and that you died randomly of a heart attack while eating three Big Macs at McDonald's. Now you have secured a place in heaven, as you are so generic that no one will suspect anything...

How do I climb on top of a drop ceiling without breaking through?

[GenessorDios]

Soothe the drop ceiling and tell it that no matter what its mom says, you'll always consider it to be a stay-up ceiling, then step onto it.

Why doesn't the moon crash into the Earth?

[AnnoyingPony]

Oh, the Moon WILL crash into the earth. In fact, it will crash into the Earth and proceed to eat all the little Earthlings whole. Then the giant German Shepherd Freki will eat the Moon.

Are penguins old-fashioned?

[Cooper]

Oh, please! They are the biggest swingers...ever notice how they waddle?

Why does my face itch when I don't shave?

[GenessorDios]

Your hairs are trying to pierce through your skin and take over your body from the inside out, kill those bastards!

Why can't I bring a rabid cat onto an airplane?

[WoodsWoman]

Because you didn't ask it nicely.

Why is a little heavy wet snow harder to remove than a lot of light fluffy snow?

[Cooper]

More fat content.

Why is it when a guy goes to get in the shower, the cat is in there playing?

[reiven]

because cat's love water. you will never make a cat more happy than to bring one into a bath with you.

why do dogs eat cats?

[Cooper]

Dental floss.

Why do cats eat mice?

[reiven]

to keep up their beta carotene.

what happened at Thermopylae?

[Seriously]

Mass destruction. Blood running in the streets. Son turning against father, daughter against mother. Armafreakindeddon dude.


Why is my pinky toe so weird looking?

[Cooper]

How would you look with a name like that?

Why isn't my phone doing what I want it to do?

[Seriously]

Maybe if you tried asking nicely.....


How tall is too tall?

[Cooper]

Just under over height.

How much per minute to call the North Pole?

[reiven]

3.23 £.
.89US
4,285 pesos

what is the meaning of disgust?

[Seriously]

Like I know. I call collect. Santa always accepts my calls.

and the meaning of disgust is irrelevant as no one really knows.


Naughty or nice, who really decides?

[reiven]

the girl in the outfit

what happens when good things go bad?

[Seriously]

naughty, naughty happens

Why do they call it a mouse?

[Cooper]

Cause if you call it by what it really is, you get your mouth washed out with soap.

Right reiven?

[reiven]

because the term flat rolly clicky thing was thought 'unwieldy'

where is the house of seven gables?

[Seriously]

next to the house of the six gables.

If the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain then how does the rest of Spain get water?

[reiven]

they buy it from the french like we used to.

where is it that the wind comes sweeping down the plain?

[Seriously]

They shoot them, then they dye.


What does more cowbell mean?

[reiven]

it means at least one man in the room needs to remove all wildlife and trim his beard.

are there really elves?

[Seriously]

Well there were until the dwarfs ate them all.



Why do they measure horses in hands?

[reiven]

they're worth more that way
a horse in the hand is worth two in the bush.

why don't sharks like us?

[Cooper]

We taste like chicken, not fish.

Why am I here and not there?

[reiven]

because when you were there, here never happened.

what's the story on the camel and the eye of a needle?

[Cooper]

The camel got poked in the eye with a needle when he was messing with the farmers goat in the haystack when he stopped by to sell them ocean front porerty in Arizona.


Why do I think the crap I think?

[reiven]

gender mialsia

why do i make up words all the time?

[WoodsWoman]

You didn't know you are directly related to William Shakespeare?

Why is it still precipitating?