I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game

[reiven]

tiny, square under-sugared cereal.

why is a kiss referred to as 'sugar'?

[Synapse]

Because people back in the 1800s used to coat their lips with sugar to hide the fact that they had herpes.

Were the Saints blessed by a higher power to win the Super Bowl?

[reiven]

Yes. millions of dollars flowed to manning to throw the game.

why do fights break out in a hockey game?

[Cooper]

Because dogs chase cats.

What fits on a pinhead?

[reiven]

skimpy teen clothes, too much eye makeup and at least one geeky teen boy.

what is the hope of the next generation?

[jonnyb]

More prequals

What would you do with a stick in your motor?

[Synapse]

I would rip it out and question how I somehow attracted a homosexual to me without meaning to and how he thought he got consent to do what he did (as well as how I got drugged or inebriated so I couldn't say no)... Wait, did you mean the actual automobile part?

Why are people homophobic?

[reiven]

we are all homo-probic because our inverse personality traits manifest as the opposite of our expressed predilections.

what causes tornadoes?

[Synapse]

God operating his egg-beater. His kitchen happens to be right over what we humans call the "tornado belt" and occasionally he moves it over to some place further north.

What makes clocks tick?

[reiven]

different things. for some it is a hunger for recognition. for some it is a curiosity for what tomorrow will bring. Some are just impetuous.

what is cubic zirconia?

[Synapse]

The upgraded version of squared zirconium.

Why do people get addicted to Facebook?

[reiven]

because it is owned by rupert murdoch, who also owns MethLabs Inc and CrackBlaster distribution.

what ever happend to ted turner?

[Charly]

Him and his 2.3 billion dollar net worth are drinking Mojitos on a beach in a place that is so expensive I can't even afford to type the name of where it is. They are both wearing nut huggers and have wicked looking tans. If you knew how happy they were your head would explode.

why do people steal baby jesus' from maternity scenes?

[leeser920]

Because he look so frickin' delicious.

Why is milk white?

[jonnyb]

So you won't get it confused with pooh.

Why do some foods look so good and then taste like vulture meat?

[reiven]

because in this hemisphere all natural sugars are bitter making undercooked meat taste gamey, regardless of the presentation.

what is the most exciting Olympic sport?

[Billy Cox]

Amoeba wrestling.

What can be done with a fulcrum?

[SelfMadeBum]

Twice as much as halfcrum.

Why am I so sleepy?

[reiven]

well well well
it's it's it's
not not not
hypnosis hypnosis hypnosis

why does my tailor spend so much time feeling my inseam when i get a new suit?

[jonnyb]

To see whether or not anything is there.

How long did your tailor have to feel?

[freeeekyyy]

13 days

Why is green considered the color of envy?

[jonnyb]

Cause the greener grass is on the other side of the fence.

Why is it so effortless to waste a whole day?

[reiven]

because tedium sets in when you start to start to divide the whole day into smaller, less wasteable pieces.

where do flood waters go?

[Liason]

Into your bathroom. That's why it clogs so much. It really wasn't you after all.

Why is a sea not an ocean?

[jonnyb]

For the same reason your brain is not a computer.

What does it mean if I keep getting the death card in the tarot deck and I am still alive?

[Cooper]

Someone stole the Prugatory card.

Why do dogs eat cat shit?

[Liason]

Because cats eat dog shit.

What is your underlying assumption?

[reiven]

i dislike this game and refuse to continue with it

why does Global Warming contain so much snow and such cold weather?

[Synchronicity]

The snow is jealous that the warming is encroaching into its polar territories, and therefore fights back with increased strength.

Why are some people allergic to nuts?

[hutbug]

Cuz they spent too much time in the asylum. You develop sensitivities.

Why is there all work and no play?

[jonnyb]

Cause I am a dull boy.

What is the best staple for aluminum soffits?

[reiven]

oats.

why is the short straw the lucky one?

[jonnyb]

Kinda has a relation to leprechauns....

Why do some people put testicles on their trucks?

[reiven]

to convince themselves they have some.

what do the initials stand for in A&D ointment?

[Synapse]

Arcane & Dangerous

Why do light bulbs emit light?

[jonnyb]

They don't. All they do is attract free floating photons to their proximity which the concentration of said photons makes the illumination. Modern understanding of physics is all wrong I tell you.

What's the secret of the Archimedes screw?

[Cooper]

Causes less back pain.

How do you find salt mines?

[Synchronicity]

Lick the surface of the rock.

Why are missiles shaped like phalli?

[jonnyb]

For better penetration and easier to hold on to.

What's the best use for single malt whiskey?

[westcoaster]

Pour it in a trigger-spray bottle and spray at bees and wasps to kill them


What do they call Chinese food in China?

[Cooper]

Boring

What did the dog say to the cat?

[leeser920]

More cheese, please.

Why did dinosaurs go extinct?

[reiven]

it was extinction via mass suicide. they were convinced by a charlatan raptor that Barney's Comet was actually the mother ship. This is why most fossil remains are wearing the same tennis shoes.

what is the opposite of clover?

[Cooper]

Pink

What is good rat bait?

[reiven]

unicorn is effective for good rats. for the bad ones you're gonna want to use ricin.

why do people put pinto beans in chili?

[gecko]

It is a clever joint marketing scheme with Ford.

Why do hawks eat mice?

[lowbrass]

They taste like chicken.

Why do birds have wings?

[reiven]

the original plan was for the mice to eat the hawks. the hawks lawyered-up and suggested they both work together and eat prairie dogs. that got mired down when the mice objected that their kinfolk are abundant in several states and municipalities where prairie dogs just aren't available.

The hawks suggested that the mice should move if they were serious about working this out. one of the mice shouted "screw the birds, they are all f-ing idiots". a tussle ensured and a mouse was killed and eaten by an senior statesman among the hawks. as soon as the elder hawk blogged about the taste and convenience of eating mice, the rest of the story just kinda wrote it's self.

why is blood red?

[lowbrass]

Because evolution has failed us.

Why else can't I grow green hair?

[dungeonguy88]

You failed to groom my mustache

What has Wheel of Fortune done for this World?

[plushbug]

It has heavily promoted worm composting.

Why would anyone want to own a Madagascar hissing cockroach?

[reiven]

friends are a rare commodity for int's

should we eat cats?

[Cooper]

Just the banana ones.

Who will win the Gold medal in the Bobsled?

[gecko]

Coca-cola with a clear indication of 98 degrees

What are the pot odds in the following scenario: Hero($1000) is SB(10$) with KK makes it $90 total, Villain($800) BB re-raises to $300 total. Hero calls, flop is As Ks 9x. Hero pegs Villain's range to be JJ-AA, AK-AJ.

[reiven]

2,334:1

why isn't there Olympic ice skate weightlifting?

[gecko]

Because the weights are too heavy for the olympics

What is the average time spent brewing Lipton or Tetley black tea?

[Cooper]

The blades are too short to hold the ski poles.

Who won the last American Hockey gold medal?

[reiven]

the russians

does Michael Phelps still get high?

[Cooper]

Only when he eats Cheerios

Where did the first Olympics take place?

[Aronnax]

In Liza Minnelli's basement.

Do Zamboni operators need a driver's license?

[Cooper]

No. The need rabies tags.

Why are we here?

[lowbrass]

To have a bake sale.

Why the hell would I say that?

[Cooper]

You put a lot of thought into it, so you couldn't help yourself.

When does the weekend start?

[jonnyb]

On Wed.

How long is your weekend?

[Synapse]

Three fortnights.

Where do I go to purchase banana slugs?

[Synchronicity]

At the banana shotgun store.

What's the best way to make money?

[Synapse]

Counterfeiting. First obtain a press and sophisticated computer software, you need to make it as accurately as possible...

Why are woodchucks called woodchucks?

[Aurelia]

Woodchucks eat beavers.

How do you make a chicken lasagna?

[reiven]

fear the pasta, fear the tomato paste, and for goodness sake don't look the basil in the eye.

what are the secret spices in KFC chicken?

[cannotseethe]

Snails and pails and puppy dog tails.

Where is Madagascar?

[reiven]

i donno, you should ask Madagas where her stuff is.

why does my keyboard teeter back and forth when i type?

[cannotseethe]

You've kept it in that cage too long and it's restless.

Now where did I put my keys?

[jonnyb]

In the last pair of pants you wore that got picked up by the dry cleaners first thing this morning. Good luck getting them back.

What is the name of that one carpal bone between the Trapezoid and Hamate?

[reiven]

i call him cappi for short.

why don't i appreciate jewelry?

[Cooper]

Because you can't eat it.

What is the square root of cake?

[jonnyb]

Gastric disruption

Where do all the bullets shot into the air go to?

[Scatterbrane]

They gather into a protective metal shell around the equator.

How many roads must a man walk down?

[reiven]

3{[6(x-4)+5]-2[5(x+8)-3]}

where does pea gravel come from?

[jonnyb]

From pea gravel pods. I just feel bad for the people who have to shell it for their job. Funny though, I never see them at the gravel pit. They must keep them hidden like machine that makes milk in the grocery store.

How long would our population last if everyone on the planet decided to become a cannibal?

[reiven]

exactly 3{[6(x-4)+5]-2[5(x+8)-3]} days

what is the next holiday to become commercialized?

[cannotseethe]

Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness day, of course.

Where is Saturn in the sky this time of year?

[reiven]

Saturn in the Sky is touring with Deep purple- they should be hitting the east asia leg about now.

who wrote the book of love?

[cannotseethe]

The Little Book Of Louvre was written by Brigitte Govignon.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[reiven]

doing 3-5 years for larceny

where did fats domino find his thrills?

[cannotseethe]

BASE jumping, of course.

Why oh why did she swallow the fly?

[reiven]

impatience with the zipper

why do we speak different languages?

[cannotseethe]

Necessito ir al baño.

Where do the socks go when you lose them doing laundry?

[reiven]

they metastasize under your armpits

why are thin mint cookies soooo good?

[cannotseethe]

It's a preference; adipophiliacs find the Obese Mints more appealing.

Why does mixing all the paint colors together make brown instead of black?

[reiven]

it's due to the paintiolis effect, because we are north of the equator.
south of the equator it turns into tapioca

[Cooper]

^ where is your question tapioca boy?

[jonnyb]

He left it at his mom's house along with his woogie.

What does hell look like?

[reiven]

it is a 10th floor penthouse full of young eager women and plenty of crown whiskey.

who won the game when the dogs were playing poker?

[jonnyb]

The artist

If a couple from West Virginia get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

[reiven]

not if either was born in Arkansas. the kids go to which ever parent owns the most livestock.

what is the best candle scent?

[jonnyb]

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How much is too much coffee?

[reiven]

if you taste it, you've overdone it.

why do people pay $4.64 for one cup of coffee?

[jonnyb]

Because they haven't yet paid 9.28 for two cups.

Why do people pressure others to go to church?

[reiven]

they get an extra virgin for each convert...erm...which church were you talking about?

what if the Christians are right?

[jonnyb]

Then the Devil really will get their souls.

What if the Voudoisants are right?

[reiven]

i can only hope they don't remember me.

what if hindus are right?

[jonnyb]

Mcdonalds will have a explosion of chicken burger sales.

What if science is right?

[reiven]

tom cruise is deified

what if the pagans are right?

[WoodsWoman]

Santa Clause will be king.

What if the moon really is made of green cheese?

[reiven]

i aint eating it.

what if the hedonists are right?

[Cooper]

the shedoists will shit

What makes a car roll?

[WoodsWoman]

Cussedness.

Why to break pad wear out?

[Cooper]

Because cars have 'park'

Why is there no snow at the winter olympics?

[WoodsWoman]

They had to dry it out and burn it.

Why is a dollar a hundred pennies?

[Cooper]

Because it smells better that way

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[jonnyb]

It is InTj and needed to get away from the crowds.

Why did the car stop for the chicken?

[WoodsWoman]

The chicken had glass feathers and would cut the tires.

Why do people need to sleep?

[jonnyb]

Everyone needs a little bit of time in their own heads. Some more than others I suppose.

Why do people claim that they don't need medical treatment because God will heal them at the exact same time they come to the hospital to be seen by a human pysician?

[Cooper]

Because the devil made them do it.

Why can't I roll over without pain?

[WoodsWoman]

Because you keep thumb tacks in your bed.

Why is snow white?

[reiven]

why is wilford brimly, why is collin powell, why is sara jessica parker? snow white is, so there would be someone who could cook and tidy up the condo for those 7 small fellers.

why is religion so divisive?

[Cooper]

Because they can't get their lines right.

Why does Wyatt and Jack follow me everywhere?!

[reiven]

because you smell like bacon

why am i still here when i should be driving to the office?

[Synapse]

Because they can haz grammer correction and they need to collect surcharges from you for failing at noun-verb agreement.

Why do bands charge so much for concerts?

[WoodsWoman]

Because the only floorcovering that won't wear out is titanium.

Why does sunshine feel so good?

[reiven]

the sun has a huge poppy grove. it's a heroin thing.

why do i put stuff off?

[WoodsWoman]

Because putting stuff on is such a bother.

Why is life so complicated?

[jonnyb]

Because there are too many instrustion manuals and people pushing them.

How can I get this staple gun to stop jambing

[WoodsWoman]

You keep loading it with glue.

Why are there so many fancy flavors for coffee?

[reiven]

it's a McConspiracy

what should i do today?

[WoodsWoman]

Blow up the world.

What should I do today?

[jonnyb]

Pack your bags before reiven does what he is going to do.

How's the best way to stay dry while working under the eves of a roof while it's raining?

[WoodsWoman]

Start a fire to evaporate the rain before it hits you.

When will they be done fixing my truck?

[jonnyb]

Second Tuesdayof next week.

When should I get a new car?

[WoodsWoman]

Tomorrow.

Why is no one at home?

[reiven]

after the truck is ready

when will this global warming melt?

[WoodsWoman]

Never.

What are peeps made of?

[reiven]

asparagus.

why do kids make mud pies?

[WoodsWoman]

Because Mom tells them to.

Where does the wind come from?

[reiven]

pinto beans

why should i learn spanish?

[WoodsWoman]

To entertain your grandkids.

Why is caffeine addictive?

[reiven]

juan valdez also owns a poppy grove. it a heroin thing.

why is one side of my bloodgood maple leafing and the other side isn't?

[WoodsWoman]

They are arguing.

Where has all the traffic gone?

[reiven]

to the other cafe next to the other repair shop

why must i make snow cream every time it snows?

[WoodsWoman]

You live in Key West.

Why do just-under-two-year-olds have the shrillest voices?

[reiven]

compulsory shrill classes mandated by the government.

how long will i be gone?

[WoodsWoman]

Baking from scratch.

Why is it so hard to find strong decaf?

[Synchronicity]

Because decaf is for the weak.

Why are red-haired people so uncommon?

[jonnyb]

Their hair takes root in the brain and sap it of conventionalism.

Why does chilli in the can smell like dog food in a can?

[WoodsWoman]

So Grandma will eat it.

Why are chocolate chip cookies so good?

[jonnyb]

*pulls up a chair* Well WoodsWoman, it's like this... *swipes cookie and runs*

Why can I run faster to get away from someone?

[WoodsWoman]

Because your shoes are pointed in that direction.

Who invented Lego's?

[reiven]

the Eggo Waffle division of General Foods

why are almonds and cashews so much better it you re-toast them?

[WoodsWoman]

You drive the hell out of them.

Why do some people still have dial up?

[reiven]

for the same reason you don't stack all the cargo on one side of the boat. if everyone had fast DSL the internet would tip over.

why do flies had so many eye-thingies in each eyeball?

[Cooper]

To fake out the "sandman"

why am I so flippin' slow with this typing crap?

[reiven]

while you were passed out the dogs exchanged half of your fingers for toes and vice versa.

why do women wear lipstick?

[Cooper]

to attract pigs

Why do people wear clothes?

[cannotseethe]

Distributed cotton storage.

Why do we have two eyes but only one nose?

[StarvingArtist]

Because shit stinks....

Why are commercials so loud....

[Cooper]

To annoy people named after trees

Why is the winter cold?

[WoodsWoman]

Because plants grow best that way.

Why do leaves fall?

[Cooper]

Because their fingers got tired.

Why is water blue?

[WoodsWoman]

Because the elephant told it to be so.

Why is marinara sauce red?

[reiven]

so we feel for the sacrifice made by the tomatoes.

where is dan quale these days?

[Synchronicity]

From all the delicious ground strawberries they mix in. Yum!

Why do dogs have such an acute sense of smell?

[reiven]

to get the full benefit from other dog's used alpo.

where is dan quale these days?

[WoodsWoman]

Hiding under a bush.

What makes cheddar sharp?

[Synchronicity]

Age brings intelligence.

Why does the US have three branches of government?

[reiven]

because madison was a famed horticulturalist.

what happend to alexander hamilton?

[WoodsWoman]

He was pressed for time.

Why did Washington cross the Delaware?

[reiven]

to prove to the possum it could be done.

what is a hessian?

[WoodsWoman]

The winning scrabble word.

Why is Britain great?

[cannotseethe]

A member of a little-known Protestant sect that worships Hess trucks.

What is a sixpence?

[reiven]

Britain is great because you can get one for $4.25, or about one sixpence

what happend at lexington and concord?

[WoodsWoman]

Some sort of crazy turtle race.

Why is chocolate so good?

[Cooper]

Because its not wax.

Who shot Kennedy?

[hutbug]

The Brady Bunch. That's why they fled to Hawaii.

Why am I still awake?

[Cooper]

Because your dreaming

Who invented Coke?

[WoodsWoman]

The seven dwarfs.

Why is the weather reporter always wrong?

[miyukisama]

Because he's indoors.

Why do people wear headphones?

[Synchronicity]

To keep their ears warm.

Why are babies so chubby?

[miyukisama]

Because they eat a lot of M&Ms brought by the tooth fairy when the mom's not watching.

Why do we have to sleep?

[jonnyb]

We don't. It is a conspiracy by the government to make you think you need to 'sleep". It is an easy way to keep track of most people for 5-12 hours each day.

What would be the result of cross breeding a hemp plant with mushrooms?

[WoodsWoman]

It would result in the cure for cancer.

Why does fresh home made bread smell so good?

[jonnyb]

Smells good because all bread is is baked beer.

What beer is the best?

[Cooper]

Dead Guy

What is the best cheese?

[Synchronicity]

Whichever kind was curdled from liquid squirted from the mammary glands of a bovine.

Is this now?

[WoodsWoman]

Apple cheesecake.

Why are people so weird?

[Synchronicity]

Because being normal gets you killed.

Why does war exist?

[WoodsWoman]

To increase the population.

What are tadpoles made of?

[Cooper]

Jello

What time is it in Hell?

[WoodsWoman]

Time to bake the donuts.

Where are all the odd sox?

[Cooper]

Boston

Where are the other odd sox?

[jonnyb]

in the dryer monster's stomach

Why do people worry so much?

[Cooper]

It makes their hair grow.

Why are things always the last place you look?

[WoodsWoman]

Because they get tired of hiding.

Why are fire engines red?

[cannotseethe]

To match the fire hydrants.

What do dolphins talk about?

[jonnyb]

The best tasting tuna fish

What would bears do for work if they were people?

[Cooper]

They are quoting Twain.

Why are cop lights blue?

[jonnyb]

Because people would think they could go if the cop lights were green.

Why is most of life boring?

[WoodsWoman]

Because you're sleeping.

Why are old barns red?

[jonnyb]

Old barns are red from being painted with the blood of those who built them. Gives new meaning to blood, sweat and tears.

Why is coffee at night so good?

[Cooper]

Because you can't see what is in it.

What is the best way to fall asleep?

[Synchronicity]

Hit yourself in the head with a hammer.

Where should I go for a good time?

[reiven]

C.S.P San Quentin
Inmate Orientation
San Quentin, CA 94974

what makes jello jello-y?

[jonnyb]

The gelatenous brains of imbeciles ground up with flavor added. It is the only known substance to give that just right jiggley effect.

Why does drinking a lot of coffee make me pee?

[reiven]

it doesn't. pee is the result of breathing air. thats why we don't pee if we go a few hours without breathing.

what is the perfect cigar?

[jonnyb]

There are not any perfect cigars this side of the equator. If yuo are by chance fortunate enough to get one of the good cigars, the cornholeis effect requires one to puff from the lit end.

What is the colonic gas potential of a 50 pound bag of red beans?

[Cooper]

Two boxes of Puff Berries.

What is the best way to hunt deer?

[reiven]

the book of mormon

where is mt st hellens?

[AnnoyingPony]

Mt. St. Helens is in Washington state, and it is the primary command base of the extraterrestrials who brought the gift of "Starbucks."

Why is the sky blue?

[reiven]

because it is Neptune's favorite color

why do elephant's have such a long memory?

[AnnoyingPony]

Because elephants are actually supercomputers who have processing and memory skills beyond what mere humans can comprehend. They are the true historians of the universe.

Oops... forgot a question.

Ok, why I am so damn forgetful?

[jonnyb]

Because you haven't eaten enough elephant.

Why is it so fun to pee in the low to the ground urinals?

[Cooper]

Because there is less splash

Why is there a low to the ground urinal?

[reiven]

to keep the tip from getting wet.

how does spraying water on citrus trees keep them from freezing?

[WoodsWoman]

By placing a force field around each fruit.

Why do things wear out?

[jonnyb]

Because they refuse to wear in.

Why is it such a pain in the ass to write a resume?

[Cooper]

Because if it was easy everyone would do it and then there would be no jobs.

Why do people do stupid, yet entertaining, things?

[WoodsWoman]

Because they read too much.

Why won't my brain cooperate?

[jonnyb]

It is insubordinatly intercranialy isolated.

Why do people refer to a group of women as 'you guys'?

[hutbug]

Same reason they refer to a group of men as 'ladies' - they are gender-dyslexic.

Why do we have to work?

[jonnyb]

Because we are not smart enough to take the free societal ride of welfare likeTo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Why does my pot of spaghetti consistantly boil over no matter how careful I am?

[WoodsWoman]

They put Bubbles-Quick in your water supply.

Where do bugs go when it rains?

[jonnyb]

They all go into WoodsWoman's home.

Where does the rain go when it's sunny?

[WoodsWoman]

Into jonnyb's bottle.

How far away is the moon?

[reiven]

from here
*holds up hands*
to here.

why can't i play golf on the moon?

[Cooper]

your balls are too light

Why do Harleys cost so flippin' much?

[Seriously]

Because they begin with "H". If they were Jarleys or Marleys they would cost half as much.


Why is fire hot?

[WoodsWoman]

Because all the little fire nymphs like it that way.

What does the grass do under the snow?

[reiven]

they pose for grass playing poker velvet paintings.

what happens to the trillions and trillions of discarded CDs?

[WoodsWoman]

They are melted down and added to concrete to make building footers last longer.

Why are chocolate chips shaped that way?

[Cooper]

They fell from the leaky ceilling

Why do I feel alone here in the game tread?

[jonnyb]

You're not alone, just impatient for others to play with you. *puts on gloves and germ barrier mask* Are you ready to play now?

Why does coke in a can taste better than coke in a plastic bottle?

[Cooper]

'Cuz bottles are laces with alum

Why can't you get Pepsi in Georgia?

[jonnyb]

For the same reason you can't get it in Romania

how many chippoltle peppers are too much?

[Cooper]

Take the last turn to the right and there you are, the toilet.

Why do you never see a baby pigeon?

[WoodsWoman]

Because they spring from the egg full grown.

What does the future hold?

[reiven]

*opens fortune cookie*
A friend is a present you give yourself
有希望的早晨 = hopeful morning

[Cooper]

And I'm supposta follow ya how?

[Seriously]

take the yellow brick road and turn left.

Why didn't the tin man have a heart?

[cannotseethe]

He was filled with sardines.

Why is grass green?

[Seriously]

because it's jealous of the flowers


What is at the end of the rainbow? Really?

[jonnyb]

A dirty little leprechaun with sweat stains in the arm pits of his shirt and scabies in his beard waiting for someone to find him.....and he's lonely.

How's the best way to gaurd my poker money tonight?

[Seriously]

Leave it at home with me.


Why does my TV buzz?

[jonnyb]

too much caffiene.

why is it such a pain in the ass to have company?

[Cooper]

Because they expect so little from you.

Why the hell did I eat so much?

[dungeonguy88]

Because I rolled a natural 20 on my save versus paralysis

Why do I prefer Coca-cola zero to Pepsi one?

[Cooper]

Because it goes well with Mentos

Why did everyone leave when I got here?

[reiven]

it's the cloves

why do we only fry turkey once a year?

[Seriously]

They didn't. You just can't see them because of the invisibility cloaks they are wearing.

edit for next question....

because if you fry them twice a year they dry out.



Pizza, why round?

[Cooper]

Looks better in the flying sauser photos.

Why isn't is egg fo old?

[Seriously]

Because it refuses to tell anyone it's real birthday.


Can you really fry eggs on the pavement when it's uberhot outside?

[Cooper]

Only if you use candy eggs

Where is the nearest North Pole?