View Full Version : I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game
rahdam
02-12-2009, 09:59 PM
I think you are in for a whole WORLD of hurt if I have to come over there. You best put the trap back on.
Are you ready to throw down?
Nikita
02-12-2009, 10:01 PM
i'll make sure you land in a swamp of honey and molasses
Why do you like to lose so much?
rahdam
02-12-2009, 10:04 PM
Because I have to let you win or you start to cry.
Why are you so emotional?
Nikita
02-12-2009, 10:05 PM
Because you'll cry otherwise.
Aren't you over yourself yet?
rahdam
02-12-2009, 10:07 PM
I'm over your unconcious, defeated corpse.
Give up yet?
simoncpu
02-13-2009, 03:42 AM
I gave down.
Is it in yet?
naughtysnail
02-13-2009, 04:41 AM
The courier says he's just around the corner, I'm sure he'll be with you in the next twenty minutes or so.
Why do I hurt?
sagewolf
02-13-2009, 09:30 AM
Because a mouse is nibbling on the base of your spine.
How many fingers do I have on my right hand?
Nikita
02-13-2009, 11:49 AM
0, but you do have 4 toes on that hand
Have you seen the light?
Yes, it blinded me. So now I can't see anything.
What does green friendly mean?
intellael
02-13-2009, 06:36 PM
That red is a harlot.
Is sarcasm the equivalent to flirting?
Yeah, right!
Is square the equivalent of normal?
Nikita
02-13-2009, 06:55 PM
Not quite, but it just may be the root of distribution.
Where in the world is Jabba the Hutt?
South Carolina
Why do people consider Richard Nixon to be such a hero?
intellael
02-13-2009, 07:01 PM
Because the Libertarians won the presidency by a landslide.
What does the modern age pirate represent?
Nikita
02-13-2009, 07:03 PM
Cookies and jackhammers.
Why did the Titanic sink?
To help The Aviator fly.
Why did Tom Cruise?
intellael
02-13-2009, 07:17 PM
To get to the other side with the egg...
Why is alcohol legal?
To keep cops employed.
Why does beer taste so bad?
Nikita
02-13-2009, 07:20 PM
because it's gaseous
Why do hearts beat?
To create music.
Why is the thyroid gland located by the throat?
Nikita
02-13-2009, 07:23 PM
because the stomach is a bully and it had its gallbladder and spleen henchman toss it out of its territory
What is the function of tonsils?
intellael
02-13-2009, 08:21 PM
To tell you when you've been naughty
Why haven't french fries molded after being under a car seat over a month?
Nikita
02-13-2009, 08:34 PM
your methane provides a protective layer against fungi
How did whoever it was figure out the plethora ways to skin a cat?
By taking 8 or their lives.
Why do people find dog drool so appealing?
Reganon
02-15-2009, 08:27 PM
Because it's made of corn syrup
What is the only inedible part of a puppy?
Wapiti
02-15-2009, 09:36 PM
What is the only inedible part of a puppy?
Ohhh, come on now, you know there is no wrong answer to that question, puppies are entirely edible.
Why are they called "tube" socks?
ranwayslo
02-16-2009, 07:57 AM
The original intent was that they were going to be sleeves however the idiot making them sewed the ends shut and told his supervisor I thought they were tu be socks.
What is a practical use for the inverse square law?
naughtysnail
02-16-2009, 08:26 AM
It tells you how tastey a piece of cheese will be without even needing to smell it.
Do you like shortbread?
rwyatt365
02-17-2009, 09:02 AM
Shortbread is OK, but longbread - now that's the ticket! :thumbsup:
Was I late?
Wapiti
02-17-2009, 10:33 AM
Thats what she said.
Where do turtles sleep at night?
jazziejazzay
02-17-2009, 10:37 AM
Under the stars.
Where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
Sequoia
02-17-2009, 01:18 PM
In the pile of piping hot poppers that Paul pilfered.
Why is quicksand so slow?
jazziejazzay
02-17-2009, 01:23 PM
He's still using dial-up.
Where is the TV remote?
Wapiti
02-17-2009, 01:25 PM
Between 2 pillows.
Why would aliens visit Roswell, what's the draw to Roswell?
jazziejazzay
02-17-2009, 01:30 PM
To finally settle the debate if women are funny or not.
Why are there two "shift" keys on the keyboard?
Sequoia
02-17-2009, 02:55 PM
To keep things from getting too unshifty.
If someone tossed you a tomato, what would you do?
jazziejazzay
02-17-2009, 05:37 PM
Make tomato juice.
Why do they always make a wrong turn at Albuquerque?
Sequoia
02-17-2009, 07:36 PM
Because the right turn is a mirage
What's that shimmering in the distance?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 09:07 PM
Me driving away in your car.
What's at the center of a tootsie pop?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 09:11 PM
a tampon
Who wrote the bible?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 09:14 PM
God's nerdy roommate, Bartholomew Octavius Banovich III
What is the most important lesson from the Bible?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 09:15 PM
Don't eat yellow snow.
What was Judas' role?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 09:22 PM
He created the first vampire movie- which will no doubt lead to the downfall of humankind
What's deadlier than a vampire?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 09:23 PM
hummingbirds on methamphetamines
Where is India?
LaoTzu
02-17-2009, 09:30 PM
Its coming up behind you.
LOOK OUT!!!
What is the liquid equivalent to a hamburger?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 09:31 PM
At the Walmart down the street
Edit: the liquid equivalent is skim milk.
Why do fireflies glow?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 09:35 PM
they have flaming diarrhea
How do crickets chirp?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 09:42 PM
They attempt to sing the national anthem.
What's classier than a top hat?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 09:46 PM
a pink poodle muff
What is the significance of the birds and the bees?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 09:48 PM
They are the symbolic of the freedom we will never achieve without wings.
Who is best suited to give the birds and the bees talk?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 09:57 PM
Jack Black
Will the children understand the talk?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 10:02 PM
Of course! I heard he brought live visual aids.
Which animal makes the best pet?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 10:21 PM
komodo dragon
Why?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 10:26 PM
Because their fire breathing technique makes it very convenient to cook hot dogs.
Why is Groundhog Day a surviving tradition?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 10:27 PM
because the groundhogs have thus far survived our submarine attacks
Why did the French Foreign Legion originate?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 10:32 PM
Because of the constant attacks from Don Rafael.
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(He lives under the deck in the backyard)
Why are woodchucks so deadly?
Nikita
02-17-2009, 10:35 PM
they gave mad cows their disease
What's happening in the 'hood?
Reganon
02-17-2009, 10:43 PM
A parade with pink elephants in tutus.
Why can't I pay with Monopoly money?
ranwayslo
02-18-2009, 01:52 AM
You can!
Why is my tire flat only on one side?
callmemigs
02-18-2009, 03:21 AM
Because everybody on that side of your car is underweight.
Why can't I just type something that makes sense?
rwyatt365
02-18-2009, 09:38 AM
Because the exchange rate forces you to round up to the nearest whole dollar.
Is Cran-Grape juice legal?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 10:19 AM
It's jailbait. Beware.
Why are oranges orange?
rwyatt365
02-18-2009, 10:30 AM
Because apples aren't.
Can rain ever fall up?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 10:37 AM
when it's happy
Where does vapor go?
Wapiti
02-18-2009, 10:39 AM
Into those Nyquil vaporizing rub thingys.
How many jellyfish can you fit in a volkswagen?
rwyatt365
02-18-2009, 10:43 AM
Are we talking about box jellies, Man 'O War's, jelly donuts...we need to be specific here.
Can someone help here?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 10:45 AM
only gandhi's diaper dust mites
What do they smell like?
Wapiti
02-18-2009, 12:18 PM
I smell like teen spirit.
Where's the beef?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 12:19 PM
not in Hillary
Would you write an opus?
Wapiti
02-18-2009, 12:24 PM
I can't write, I'm illiterate.
How do you make apple pie?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 12:55 PM
with a pound of cottage cheese stirred by Ron Jeremy
Are you inked?
Wapiti
02-18-2009, 01:27 PM
Nope, I'm naked.
Are you high?
Sequoia
02-18-2009, 07:07 PM
I don't know; let me look out the door of the helicopter and check.
Am I?
Reganon
02-18-2009, 09:07 PM
Don't ask "am I?"- ask "I am!"
If a train leaves station A heading east at 50m/s and a second train leaves station B heading North at 45 m/s, what is the engineer wearing?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 09:11 PM
B cup from Victoria's Secret
How do you do that voodoo that you do so well?
Reganon
02-18-2009, 09:26 PM
Use ill tempered scorpions instead of pins
How do you burn a CD?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 09:32 PM
with lighter fluid and donkey farts
What shape is the sun?
Reganon
02-18-2009, 09:38 PM
It's shaped like a slice of pizza
What are fingernails made of?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 09:45 PM
tapeworm droppings
How do you make paper?
Reganon
02-18-2009, 09:48 PM
Bleach flattened road kill
How do you make pancakes?
Nikita
02-18-2009, 09:50 PM
fry bibles
Of what is ink made?
Sequoia
02-18-2009, 10:01 PM
squid puke
How do they get it into powdered form for injets?
rwyatt365
02-19-2009, 05:28 AM
The squids are laid out on a beach in Cabo, where they drink Mojito's until they puke. Then they're left to dry in the sun, encrusted within their own ejecta. Finally, a bar-boy - in brightly colored spandex - scrapes the dried squids and ink into s small baggie which is air-freighted to a secret Hewlett Packard location.
Will the madness ever end?
Sequoia
02-19-2009, 11:20 AM
Yes, on monday, at precisely 7:03AM!
Where is HP's secret factory located?
Nikita
02-19-2009, 01:21 PM
On the DL in the HQ, OK?
Does the iceman cometh?
Wapiti
02-19-2009, 01:55 PM
He just thawed out so the answer is yes.
Why do some caterpillars turn into butterflies and others into moths, it just doens't seem fair?
Sequoia
02-19-2009, 05:05 PM
Because the ugly duckling can turn into a swan.
What makes green sunshine?
Burning grass.
What makes tea time?
Sequoia
02-19-2009, 09:10 PM
tea leave fueled alarm clocks
Which is better; whine or wine and why?
Reganon
02-19-2009, 09:54 PM
Whine is free!
What do I have to do to get a free lunch?
Nikita
02-19-2009, 10:05 PM
make a duck's quack echo
Why is the call coming from inside the house?
Sequoia
02-19-2009, 10:16 PM
It's really coming from outside; you left all the windows open and can hear things go right through the house from the other side.
What is that weird squeaky noise anyway?
Reganon
02-19-2009, 10:17 PM
Because you're too lazy to get off your @$$ and talk face to face with your friend one room over.
The weird squeaky noise is coming from your rubber ducky.
What will everyone be wearing in 50 years?
Stormy
02-19-2009, 11:20 PM
Plastic bags and platform shoes.
Why are midterms never in the middle of a term?
Jonathan Brewer
02-20-2009, 02:19 AM
Due to short gestation period.
with lighter fluid and donkey farts
I though you were supposed to answer that incorrectly? :cheesy:
What am I wearing right now?
Mathnerdkid
02-20-2009, 02:58 AM
A cat skin loincloth.
What is the name of the world's hero?
Jonathan Brewer
02-20-2009, 02:59 AM
Jonathan Brewer
What color is red?
Mathnerdkid
02-20-2009, 03:04 AM
The color of the INTJf background.
Where am I sitting right now?
Jonathan Brewer
02-20-2009, 03:17 AM
On the dining table.
What do you get when you mix tomato paste and raspberry jelly?
Mathnerdkid
02-20-2009, 03:20 AM
My grandmother's cooking.
Where does Jonathan have to go?
Jonathan Brewer
02-20-2009, 03:26 AM
To Sacramento.
Why do I have to go to work now?
You don't, just quit your job.
Why do you have to pay taxes?
Sequoia
02-20-2009, 02:36 PM
To keep us poor!
What does jellyfish taste like?
Like a ghost.
Why is Math better than English?
Nikita
02-20-2009, 04:44 PM
because it's more easily accessible to the ignorant...wait, wrong answer...because the elite are more mathematically inclined
For whom do you pray?
Jonathan Brewer
02-20-2009, 05:51 PM
The devil and his angels.
For what do you hope?
Snowdragon
02-20-2009, 10:07 PM
doom
What happens when you fall off a cliff?
Reganon
02-20-2009, 10:09 PM
Nothing. Gravity is a myth.
What happens on the full moon?
Jonathan Brewer
02-20-2009, 10:10 PM
I turn into Neil Diamond.
What would you do if you peed your pants in a crowed restaurant?
Snowdragon
02-20-2009, 10:32 PM
You go to hell.
What happens when you mix bleach with ammonia?
Jonathan Brewer
02-20-2009, 10:35 PM
You begin quoting Winston Churchill spontaneously.
What happens when you forget to flush?
You remember the stink.
What happens when the faucet doesn't sink?
ranwayslo
02-21-2009, 03:23 AM
Children in the far east begin dividing by zero until the situation is reversed.
Why does Angelina Jolie keep adopting/having kids?
Nikita
02-21-2009, 03:39 AM
because she's actually an undercover FLDS elder
Why aren't the stalkerazzi arrested for stalking?
Jonathan Brewer
02-21-2009, 08:21 AM
Because celebrities don't have rights.
What is E=MC^2?
Reganon
02-21-2009, 06:43 PM
The meaning of life. The answer is 42.
What is the only way to achieve world peace?
Bobert
02-21-2009, 07:01 PM
Put peanut shells and rubber bands in a blender.
Where does the clitoris exist?
Sequoia
02-21-2009, 07:21 PM
Just inside the base of the skull.
Where is the skull located?
Reganon
02-21-2009, 07:43 PM
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What happens if you push the red button?
Nikita
02-21-2009, 07:59 PM
INTJs self-destruct...they are robots, after all...
What does a green light mean?
Sequoia
02-21-2009, 08:59 PM
Someone didn't clean up the exploded INTJ's. *yuck!*
Since a rainbow is actually a circle, how do you find the end?
Wapiti
02-21-2009, 09:01 PM
Go fishing in a nice trout stream. The end of the rainbow is opposite the end of which the hook is stuck in.
Why are butterflies called butterflies?
Jonathan Brewer
02-21-2009, 09:47 PM
Because they are carnivorous.
(IQ test question, be sure to get it WRONG)
If zero is nothing, one is blue, three is yellow, and five is red; what color is two, four, and six?
intellael
02-21-2009, 09:52 PM
Blurple
Why don't cats bark?
Jonathan Brewer
02-21-2009, 09:55 PM
Because barking is a highly intellectual ability and only dogs have the required intelligence. If you don't believe me ask Monte.
Why do dogs chase cats?
intellael
02-21-2009, 10:02 PM
Competency issues... C before D, it pisses them off
Why to cats chase birds?
Jonathan Brewer
02-21-2009, 10:22 PM
Competency issues... B before C, it pisses them off
Why do birds eat worms?
intellael
02-21-2009, 10:54 PM
Doesn't require flossing...
What do we look like to a spider?
Jonathan Brewer
02-21-2009, 10:56 PM
My mother.
How large is the Statue of Liberty?
intellael
02-21-2009, 11:10 PM
From my perspective microscopic... From Liberty's perspective shorter.
Are humans slowly adapting to an environment with less oxygen?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 06:56 AM
Not at all, everyone knows that carbon dioxide is a farce.
When up is down and left is right and blue is brown and black is bright; what is Detroit?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 07:54 AM
Rome.
Where is Italy?
Bobert
02-22-2009, 08:05 AM
France.
How many cars are in a junkyard?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 08:10 AM
just yours
For what is scrap metal used?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 08:10 AM
Orange.
What makes short people short?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 08:23 AM
red hair genes :p
What makes people grow?
thatfox
02-22-2009, 08:26 AM
A button inside their brain that the doctors push after birth.
What causes "bed hair"?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 08:29 AM
it's a product of dust mites building their villages
Why is water powerful?
thatfox
02-22-2009, 08:31 AM
Because air can be compressed, it is a forever battle for power, which the water wins in the end.
Why do short men like to drive huge trucks?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 08:33 AM
Because the pedals are really long and they can actually reach them.
Why are men obsessed with their hairlines?
thatfox
02-22-2009, 08:37 AM
Because it shows the power level in the tribe of man.
How many computer related deaths are there?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 08:55 AM
Two... your's and mine.
How long is a piece of string?
thatfox
02-22-2009, 08:57 AM
It depends on how much time was given for it to grow.
If two trains left the station at the same time, how long will they remain parallel?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 09:01 AM
Until the tide comes in.
If x is 7 and y is 14 what letter represents 98?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 09:39 AM
the last letter written from George to Martha
How do you milk a cat?
Bobert
02-22-2009, 09:42 AM
With a calming potion called Rogaine.
Where is the Van Allen Belt?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 09:43 AM
On my waist.
What is the aurora?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 09:44 AM
a big boring eel, Alice
Where is the edge of the world?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 09:45 AM
Your imagination.
What is round, green, and moves at the speed of light?
Wapiti
02-22-2009, 09:48 AM
A lima bean in a kids hand.
What is black and blue and all over you?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 09:54 AM
ink
Why is fire hot?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 09:56 AM
Cheetos.
If subject A is moving at 1/10 the speed of sound and subject B is moving at 1/10 the speed of subject A and both are accelerating at 1/10 and 1/2 of their own speeds respectively which will be first to break the sound barrier?
Wapiti
02-22-2009, 09:57 AM
C, none of the above.
Where does dirt come from?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 09:59 AM
My socks.
What is up right, down right, out right, in right, happy all the time?
Wapiti
02-22-2009, 10:01 AM
Chuck Norris.
How does one become president?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 10:04 AM
Learn to color by number.
How does one become a god?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 10:06 AM
become an INTJ
Who makes money?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 10:19 AM
Good answer by the way... ;D
Nikita in her basement.
Why does Nikita like INTJforum so much?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 10:37 AM
She loves everyone here.
Why ask?
Wapiti
02-22-2009, 10:40 AM
No one cares.
(but if this is the wrong answer.....hmmm)
Why do birds suddenly appear where ever I go?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 10:45 AM
you're their litter box
Who composed the first symphony?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 10:50 AM
Wapiti.
Does anyone on this forum have a life?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 10:51 AM
No.
How will your life end?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 10:57 AM
I will be deified by the masses.
What is your IQ?
Nikita
02-22-2009, 10:59 AM
20
Why do people wear glasses?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 11:01 AM
It impairs their vision thus making it impossible for them to see the ugly people.
Who do people take pain killers?
intellael
02-22-2009, 11:31 AM
To see through the matrix
Why do I have to pay tax on things I own?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 11:39 AM
Because the opposite of brown is burgundy.
Why is this thread so popular?
Because you can always give the right answer.
Why is chess considered a sport?
thatfox
02-22-2009, 04:17 PM
Because of the physical requirements of it, you have to train your fingers for minutes beforehand to get ready.
Why does one see stars when they are hurt?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 04:51 PM
Because no one ever get's hurt during the daylight hours.
Why does law enforcement frown upon drunk driving?
Reganon
02-22-2009, 05:41 PM
Because it makes it easier for officers to make their ticket quota.
What do they use to make tape sticky?
Jonathan Brewer
02-22-2009, 06:00 PM
Cat mucous.
How old are you?
Bobert
02-22-2009, 06:24 PM
142.
Who built the Egyptian pyramids?
Kids in preschool playing with building blocks.
What can you build with a writer's block?
ranwayslo
02-23-2009, 08:02 AM
By putting square pegs in the round holes.
How do you diagnose a headache?
Reganon
02-23-2009, 11:38 AM
Open it up and see
What's that light at the end of the tunnel?
rwyatt365
02-23-2009, 12:12 PM
Some guy with a plate-full of beans and a lighter.
Wassup?
Wapiti
02-23-2009, 12:27 PM
Wall Street.
How do you fill a water balloon with whip cream?
Jonathan Brewer
02-23-2009, 02:27 PM
Simple, turn the water balloon inside out and spread the whip cream on the surface, then turn it right side out again.
What do you think of your Mother?
Stormy
02-23-2009, 02:29 PM
I don't.
How about your Father?
Jonathan Brewer
02-23-2009, 02:44 PM
He is the greatest man on earth.
What do you think of Einstein?
Stormy
02-23-2009, 02:53 PM
He didn't really accomplish much with his life. What a pity.
What do you think of Hitler?
llBradll
02-23-2009, 03:51 PM
He's just misunderstood. Thats all.
What do you think of Waldo?
Nikita
02-23-2009, 04:18 PM
Too conspicuous in his pink polka dot party dress.
Why do you think, therefore you are?
kubrickfan
02-23-2009, 04:21 PM
Too conspicuous in his pink polka dot party dress.
Why do you think, therefore you are?
Because if I didn't you wouldn't, therefore who'd give a shit?
Nikita
02-23-2009, 04:22 PM
Mary Poppins
Why do you still wear diapers?
kubrickfan
02-23-2009, 04:23 PM
How'd you know?
Are you still watching me?
Nikita
02-23-2009, 04:23 PM
the KGB is
What causes Barney's skidmarks?
Jonathan Brewer
02-23-2009, 05:53 PM
George Foreman Grill
What is the surest sign of genius?
Bobert
02-23-2009, 05:58 PM
Believing in politicians.
How does a cat purr?
Nikita
02-23-2009, 05:59 PM
it swallows your marbles, then when it rolls around on the floor they rub together producing a purring effect
Why do cows chew cud?
Jonathan Brewer
02-23-2009, 06:02 PM
Because there is a shortage of bubble gum in farming communities.
Why do I itch after going seven days without a bath?
Reganon
02-23-2009, 06:57 PM
Because no one can soothe their skin without bathing in in a tub of live ants!
What is the most ill tempered animal on Earth?
Jonathan Brewer
02-23-2009, 08:42 PM
My mother-in-law. (I apologize if this is true.)
How do you know when the chicken is fried all the way?
jazziejazzay
02-24-2009, 11:24 AM
When everyone's plate is empty.
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Sequoia
02-24-2009, 02:06 PM
2,762,129.2581 precisely.
How many plates of spaghetti does it take to get back home?
Jonathan Brewer
02-24-2009, 03:52 PM
It depends: If it is Italian only one. If American, seventeen.
What is your favorite thing to add to your coffee?
Stormy
02-25-2009, 09:35 AM
Thing 2 adds a nice flavor to it, but I'll admit Thing 1 isn't bad either.
Ninjas or pirates?
Jonathan Brewer
02-25-2009, 03:24 PM
Acrobats, of course.
How many are in a baker's dozen?
Sequoia
02-26-2009, 01:27 PM
9.
Why do things feel fractional today?
Jonathan Brewer
02-26-2009, 03:33 PM
Because this question was asked fourteen hours ago. :)
What is the faster way to get to Brussels?
sagewolf
02-26-2009, 07:10 PM
Rowing across the Atlantic in a dinghy from ice-bound regions of Greenland.
What colour is black ink?
Nikita
02-26-2009, 07:42 PM
blushing rose
Why is the metric system better?
Jonathan Brewer
02-26-2009, 08:05 PM
Because metric has fewer letters than standard.
What makes panthers black?
rwyatt365
02-27-2009, 09:48 AM
A highly developed sense of rhythm, and astounding innate athletic prowess. (And if you're offended by that, let it be known that I am "black" too, so there! Get over yourself.)
Was that really necessary?
Wapiti
02-27-2009, 10:05 AM
Necessitations are often generalized into categories of being relevent to what you are speaking about. I'm not sure I know what I'm speaking about so I cannot fully comment other than to say that now everyone thinks your a athletic, black panther with rythym. Prrrrrr.
What is the worst foul one can commit while playing ping pong?
rwyatt365
02-27-2009, 10:58 AM
Actually, execution of the double-back, left handed Krynski Maneuver is still considered an illegal move under the International Rules (Czech Division), and is highly frowned upon.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Sequoia
02-27-2009, 05:42 PM
To ensure they never get SADS
What is the bounciest thing in the world?
intellael
02-27-2009, 07:17 PM
gravity
what role did viruses play in human evolution?
Maayan
02-27-2009, 08:06 PM
Retroviruses invade human cells and insert their genetic code into our genome; the integrated proviruses lie dormant in our genetic code until the dawn of an economic crisis triggers them to rise again. These awakened proviruses force our body to re-arrange our genome and cause us to speciate into a new variety of human.
Will you marry me?
intellael
02-27-2009, 08:14 PM
Is the JOP ok?
If diamonds are so hard, how is cut into a shape?
Maayan
02-27-2009, 08:23 PM
They smash them to pieces using baseball bats made from carbon nanorods.
How come we can only see in three dimensions?
thatfox
02-27-2009, 08:26 PM
Because the fourth dimension has not been invented yet.
What new advances will come of the nano tech industry in the next ten years?
intellael
02-27-2009, 08:31 PM
Cause another ice-age...
Nano tech and viruses, are they not the same in concept?
thatfox
02-27-2009, 08:39 PM
Only in Greenland, Madagascar, and France.
Is the government watching you right now?
Jonathan Brewer
02-27-2009, 08:41 PM
YES! RIGHT NOW!
Is the government there to help?
intellael
02-27-2009, 08:51 PM
Yes, by encouraging the people to make wise decisions through pacification...
Do you foresee it being a viable solution?
Nikita
02-27-2009, 09:05 PM
it's like frogs in tuxedos doing the macarena
What is a bullwark?
thatfox
02-27-2009, 09:08 PM
Similar to the bulls that are dressed as sailors out at sea.
What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
Nikita
02-27-2009, 09:12 PM
52 Grain Way
Ant City, AH
How do you blow glass?
Reganon
02-27-2009, 09:46 PM
Put it in a wind tunnel
What makes the best mouthwash?
Nikita
02-27-2009, 10:27 PM
diarrhea mixed with synovial fluid
What makes the best eyedrops?
thatfox
02-27-2009, 10:34 PM
Needles mixed with hot peppers.
Why is it not practical for a car to run on solar energy?
Nikita
02-27-2009, 10:43 PM
because solar energy is very fragile and the car might break its back
How do you tan leather?
Jonathan Brewer
02-28-2009, 11:18 AM
With SPF 50 tanning oil.
How do you spell my name?
thiagofralves
02-28-2009, 11:35 AM
Using letters
How do you grow tulips?
Nikita
02-28-2009, 11:53 AM
inject some collagen
How do you make bullets?
Squirelznflight
02-28-2009, 01:08 PM
Gather some mutated watermelon seeds, then lock 'n load
What's the best use for pixie dust?
thatfox
02-28-2009, 01:10 PM
Sprinkling it on pixies to watch them age.
How do different colors change the mood of a room?
Squirelznflight
02-28-2009, 01:13 PM
They make peope think of either M&M's or old films
What are all those little lights in the night sky?
Nikita
02-28-2009, 01:13 PM
POWs burning at the stake
Of what is an igloo made?
thatfox
02-28-2009, 01:18 PM
Sugar cubes glued together.
How does a cell phone work?
Nikita
02-28-2009, 01:20 PM
wood lice run on wheels inside them
Why are you killing him softly?
Squirelznflight
02-28-2009, 01:21 PM
Because I don't want to wake the neighbors. Shh...
What is the meaning of the asterisk often interchangeable with the dash when writing "Wal-Mart"?
thatfox
02-28-2009, 01:26 PM
It has no meaning whatsoever, the writer fails miserably by missing the key they wanted by a large margin.
Why is it that in Windows you have to hit the "start" button to shut down the computer?
Squirelznflight
02-28-2009, 01:29 PM
Microsoft is fighting depression one operating system at a time.
Why do horses always run the same direction on a racetrack?
Nikita
02-28-2009, 01:45 PM
they're all SJs
How do markers work?
Sequoia
02-28-2009, 05:21 PM
Very very slowly to get the most time at work they can.
What does a crowd of one feel like?
Jonathan Brewer
02-28-2009, 07:28 PM
Claustrophobic.
How does one become a member of Congress (USA)?
Stormy
03-01-2009, 02:29 PM
I hear it's a dog fight, so I'd go with a big nasty one with lots of teeth.
How does one succeed in life?
Reganon
03-01-2009, 03:22 PM
Roll a pair of sixes.
What is at the center of the Earth?
Nikita
03-01-2009, 03:24 PM
a tootsie roll
How old the moon?
Reganon
03-01-2009, 03:29 PM
18 light years tomorrow
What's beyond infinity?
Nikita
03-01-2009, 03:33 PM
Park Avenue
Why is India such a popular recipient of outsourcing?
Reganon
03-01-2009, 03:43 PM
Because of synergy
What is synergy?
Nikita
03-01-2009, 03:52 PM
a classified KGB operation
How do you play the guitar?
Reganon
03-01-2009, 03:56 PM
Try strumming with one of these:
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What is pictured on the one hundred dollar bill?
Nikita
03-01-2009, 04:17 PM
The Assassin's Creed
What is an uppercut?
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