I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game

[simoncpu]

Yes. Wapiti uses his hammer to make a large crater in your.... chest...

What is the meaning of existence?


@snail To be called "weird" is a very great compliment.

[muguly]

To be hungry.

Why is the sky so gray?

[simoncpu]

Because you're wearing shades.

Why is a ninja better than a pirate?

[muguly]

Pirates can't wang chung.

Euphoric rhetoric?

[rwyatt365]

No thanks, I gave at the office.

Are the Girl Scouts an international conspiracy?

[muguly]

Samoa cookies are laced with crack so yes.

What is powdered sugar made of?

[Snail]

Fairy dust.

Where do babies come from?

[muguly]

Fairy Dust.

Did it see is at when?

[Wapiti]

Yes. The sea rose as the mighty winds blew and splattered fairy dust all over you. It was about 3pm and is was scared. Then we made sandwiches.

Why is mustard yellow?

[muguly]

It's afraid of relish

Can a hot dog get a fever?

[rwyatt365]

No, but chili dogs can.

Are chili dogs good with mustard?

[muguly]

Yes, just ask the dog whisperer.

Is there a chance of rain?

[Sequoia]

Better than a chance for minions reign!

Why is it jazzed up?

[muguly]

Because all rocked up just sounds silly.

How can I get by?

[Snail]

By inching near.

What's your favorite book?

[Sequoia]

A trip to Tahiti

What's the fastest way to travel?

[Snail]

Become a tachyon.

Why would you want to travel?

[Sequoia]

To avoid gathering moss, or at least to gather different moss, lol.

Why do leaves fall?

[Snail]

Because they'd look silly if they could only float upward.

For whom are you voting?

[muguly]

Not whom, but who.

Who is going to win?

[ssrprotege]

Me.

Wait, who's my opponent again?

[reb]

Mary Todd Lincoln

if you were a pig or a pitbull, would you wear lipstick?

[Sequoia]

No, just a little eyeshadow would be enough.

What just snapped?

[muguly]

That was the last thread of my insanity.

Is there a month after tomorrow?

[Sequoia]

Nope, the last month happened after the last thread of your insanity snapped and sanity happened.

What is timeless?

[Deliberator]

Paris Hilton.


What has four eyes, no genitals, and an IQ of 378?

[Snail]

I don't know. ...could be some distant cousin of an INTJ, but if I see it coming out from under my bed, I'm going to squish it.

What is the most beautiful of all instruments?

[muguly]

The butt trumpet.

What looks like a tree but taste like chicken?

[schwartzie]

the church basement ladies' broccoli hotdish

hopelessly romantic or wary of love?

[muguly]

Lost, I love that show.

What did the piano say to the flute

[Sequoia]

Avoid violin

What do catepillars do inside their cocoon?

[Snail]

Hopefully not what I'm going to do to you once I get you in my cocoon. :cool:

Why are pistachios so expensive?

[Sequoia]

Hopefully not what I'm going to do to you once I get you in my cocoon. :cool:

Why are pistachios so expensive?

Because they grow on diamond dust.

Uh, Snail, you're a guy? (thump thump; thump thump...)

[Snail]

No. I didn't specify guy-ish things. You just have a dirty mind. :p


How is it that people can actually enjoy gardening?

[Sequoia]

I guess they just like digging up dirt.

How many people can live in one tower and not feel crowded?

[schwartzie]

if one and only one is a guy, two.

can you dig it?

[Sequoia]

Are you kidding? That's solid stone!

Why all the fanfare?

[Snail]

It's your funeral.

How does someone successfully let a guy know that she is romantically interested without coming on too strong and seeming creepy?

[reb]

wear motor oil for cologne and don't bathe.

what is the music of the spheres?

[simoncpu]

Her name is Carmen.

What is the sound of silence?

[rwyatt365]

A song by Simon and Garfunkle (oops, right answer).

What, exactly, is a garfunkle?

[Synamon]

I'm glad you asked, pop your hood, see that funny shaped black thing just on the right, that's a garfunkle. It is essential for the smooth operation of the carbunkle.

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

[Sequoia]

Only if Rosemary and Thyme are going with me.

What's the best way for a guy to get a girl's interest?

[Wapiti]

Frying pan to the forehead. You may have to hit yourself twice.

Where's the beef?

[miles2go]

Jumping over the moon.

What did I know of love's austere and lonely offices?

[Sequoia]

Not a whole hellova lot, fortunately.

Why is a cat's favorite place between a person and whatever they're reading?

[luna]

Cats know you're allergic.

Why has Christmas been canceled?

[Sequoia]

It hasn't been cancelled; it's just year round now. If you don't believe me, check out the xmas decorations on sale at the mall right now, as well as the latest sales on winter gear.

Who has the nuts?

[simoncpu]

I have two nuts. Want some?

Why is blah blah blah weee wee wee yey?

[Deepdelver]

I'll take "Small Talk" for 200, Alex.

Why is air invisible?

[simoncpu]

Because air doesn't reflect light unless you sneeze, in which case, streams of snot eject from your nose and provide a physical medium for light to bounce off and land on your eyes a few seconds before snot and all it glorious viruses come in contact with it, causing it to explode.

Why is non-sense fascinating?

[Synamon]

It is only fascinating to those who lack the sense of smell. It reeks to the rest of us.


Which of the 5 senses is the most evolved?

[Fridays Child]

The Canadian nickel is far prettier than the American one.

When is it harvest time?

[le Duc]

Most farmers spring forth at the opportunity.

Have you ever been a fall guy?

[Fridays Child]

Only on Nov. 5th. We shan't speak of that again.

Do turtledoves have shells?

[le Duc]

They've taken up hunting humans. Watch out for the shotguns.

Is this the end?

[simoncpu]

Linkin Park says that it doesn't even matter.

Is this the beginning of the end of the middle?

[rwyatt365]

Actually, it's the middle of the end of the beginning.

But, who's counting?

[Sequoia]

The Integers. They moved in next door last month.

When is up down?

[rwyatt365]

Always. And I am you, and you are me, and we are all together.

Koo-koo-ca-choo?

[Sequoia]

Razz a dazz....(hmmm; reminds me of my grandparents)

What does meshugena mean?

[luna]

A meshugena is an obsessed female fan of the Jonas Brothers. :shudder:

What did you just say?!?

[Sequoia]

Anything. *grinnn*

What kind of tea did the mad hatter serve?

[Snail]

Mushroom tea with a mouse in it, I think.


Why do these things keep happening to me?

[simoncpu]

Because the gods have cursed you for not giving simoncpu his daily dose of coffee. It is a sin to disobey simoncpu's wishes!

Why am I hungry?

[reb]

knowledge is not very filling.

when mixing metaphors, does one use a blender or are they shaken, not stirred?

(no fair, Sequoia, i gave you that one...you know what i mean!)
reb

[rwyatt365]

Always shaken, otherwise you'll bruise the olive.

Will the madness ever end?

[Snail]

Yes. The world can't go on this way indefinitely.


How's that for apocalyptic?

[Wapiti]

The need for subtitles just took away the full effet of the movie.

If the madness ends, how will we know?

[Sequoia]

We won't because time will have ceased.

How can we tell how many universes intersect with this one?

[Wapiti]

Just ask me, I'll tell you.

Why did they send me a check?

[Sequoia]

To distinguish reality from unreality.

What art is the finest?

[rwyatt365]

Art Linkletter, but he's dead.

Shall we dance?

[Sequoia]

But of course. Dancing with a car will be a first.

How do you celebrate leap year?

[rwyatt365]

At about 120MPH and a 40 degree ramp.

But we won't talk about that, will we?

[Sequoia]

It'll be our little secret, along with your doctor's...er...mechanic's.

In honor of pirate's day, just what on earth is grog?

[simoncpu]

It's an aphrodisiac. Beer goggles.

Why are ninjas better than pirates? What is the difference between a loaded question and begging the question?

[Sequoia]

It's an aphrodisiac. Beer goggles.

Why are ninjas better than pirates? What is the difference between a loaded question and begging the question?

Two questions for the price of one!

Why? Because pirates are just too d*mn noisy and messy!

A loaded question catches more people. I like a well stocked larder.

What is an important person?

[simoncpu]

A deeply philosophical question. I think it refers to someone who has been imported (hence, important, from the root word import) from another foreign country. A person who has been exported to another country is called "exportant".

What is a strange loop?

[Sequoia]

Infinity. (oh wait, it was supposed to be a wrong answer....) Okay, a finite loop (okay 3rd try; must be getting tired) a square....*sigh* okay, final answer...a circle!

How many computer languages must there be before it's realised that one really good one is all that is needed to get everything done?

[simoncpu]

There will be an infinite number of computer languages, for it can never be realized (try writing a kernel in Visual Basic or a Web page in Assembly!).

(it was supposed to be a wrong answer)

Okay, one language is needed! It's called "Esperanto"! Yey!

Do we have a Right Answer Game too?

[Synamon]

Yes. Just read this thread backwards and voila, the Right Answer Game.


Will we ever run out of wrong answers?

[CaptainA]

No!

What is a left answer?

[Synamon]

The poor abandoned answer that is left when all the rest of the answers are chosen for dodgeball. Questions can be so cruel.


Can a circle ever be full?

[simoncpu]

A circle can become full once it has eaten enough kittens.

How many sides does a circle have?

[Synamon]

8, two more than a stop sign.


How many kittens are enough?

[Snail]

Twelve unless you're planning to invite company to the banquet.

How could the people at INTP Central have possibly thought that I was that nearly illiterate troll who was harassing them about their type being some kind of psychological disease? Grrrrrr!

[faedra]

It must've been your avatar.

Kittens or butterflies?

[nat]

Or.

Does butterflies produces butter?

[Wapiti]

Yes, but milking a butterfly is rather difficult.

Can butter fly?

[Deliberator]

Yes, but first cream it with some egg whites and a few drops of wasabi. Whip thoroughly for 30 minutes and release among the fields of Jersey at 300F.

What is St. John's Wort? (I expect a detailed answer on this one)

[rwyatt365]

St. John of Melvindale (a little known minor saint) was a dapper gentleman with exceptionally fine features. One day, while shaving, he noticed a large bump on his nose. Of course, being a slave to fashion, he immediately called in the village apothecary to diagnose the bump. Upon arrival, St. John (of Melvindale) exclaimed in a loud voice, "Please don't tell me it's a wart!" The apothecary, being aware of John's sainthood exclaimed, "No at all, your holiness. You have a wort, a harmless protruberance which will pass away in a fortnight." Of course it was all a lie and the local news got hold of the story and broadcast it at 6PM as the lead story. Thus "St. John's Wort".

Is that true?

[Synamon]

I believe it so that makes it true.


How could the people at **** have possibly thought that I was that nearly illiterate troll who was harassing them about their type being some kind of psychological disease? Grrrrrr!
Are you vinny? :suspicious:

[Snail]

I can be whatever troll you want me to be at will because I can shift shapes.


How do kittens taste?

[Synamon]

Taste is relative, kittens taste better than snails but not as good as butterflies.


Is everyone on this forum obsessed with pussies kitties?

[Snail]

Man-aise. It's my favorite special sauce, similar to mayo.



How do you get the crossed-out words in your posts?

[Wapiti]

Use a marker. Your computer will then take a picture and post the crossed out words for you.

Can you kill with a forward slash?

[Synamon]

Wapiti: bearnaise sauce is usually recommended, tarragon compliments the succulent flesh of felines.

Snail: if I told you, I'd have to kill you.


One moment please, do not adjust your set, I can't think of a damn question.

Wapiti: I was planning to kill snail with a forward slash, thanks for ruining the element of surprise, now I have to try a # sign.


Oh yeah a question. Why are we here?

[CaptainA]

Because the boss is not watching.


Where is my round tuit?

[Synamon]

Here (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) you can borrow mine.


Tuit or not tuit? That is the question.

[rwyatt365]

But no one knows the answer.

So sue me?

[Synamon]

Sure, I can call you Sue. Or Susie if you beg.


Are we girlfriends now? :stunned:

[rwyatt365]

What-up sistah!! *double finger-snap and a neck roll*

Was that gay?

[Synamon]

No?!? :scared:


What is a scalliwag?

[Sequoia]

Someone who uses the plank repeatedly for diving practice.

How many scurvy mates are there on pirate's day?

[theJarrett]

let "pirate" = the last digit of pi when expressed as a decimal. Thus "pirate's day" refers to a coming, glorious day in which pi will be comprehended by all voting citizens of a utopian state. Therefore, the number of scurvy mates is expected at that time to approach infinitely close to zero. Experience dictates an assumption that there will still be more than enough idiots.

In honor of the less-evolved pirates out there, the question:

Why is the rum gone?



PS a scallawag is someone who confuses "its" with "it's".

[Sequoia]

It got drunk and left.

Where's the justice?

[simoncpu]

Justice is in the hands of the ninja.

Now I am become Shinobi, justice incarnate, the Destroyer of Pirates. Tremble before me...

Where's the love?

[Wapiti]

It's right here:
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How does one make "jerky?"

[Sequoia]

It's right here:
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How does one make "jerky?"

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How many ways are there to store music?

[simoncpu]

There are infinite ways to store music. One exciting way is to gather a large group of pirates and hang them upside down to let them represent a series of bits. A live pirate represents 1 bit while a dead pirate represents 0 bit. Music can be stored efficiently this way. Ninjas prefer this storage method.

Wouldn't it be cool to let the pirates double as a music player too? The pirates can be arranged into an array and their heights can be represented as a single note which they need to sing. The space between the pirates represents time. Their heights can be manipulated by the simple process of cutting off their limbs. This method is energy efficient because we need not use electricity, although it would be cool to electrocute the pirates while they sing.

[Sequoia]

You answered your own question.

So what is the question? :ninja: :book:

[simoncpu]

The question was "Wouldn't it be cool to let the pirates double as a music player too?". Hehehe...

Okay, here's a question:
Why do wise men say that only fools rush in? :)

[Sequoia]

Because wise men are usually old and can't rush anywhere.

What's a cutlass?

[Snail]

The opposite of a cutlad.


Why are pirates better than ninjas?

[simoncpu]

When pirates and ninjas are pitted against each other, pirates are clearly better because they have more death tolls than ninjas. The more, the better! Pirate wins!

Why can't a dozen pirates kill a single ninja?

[Snail]

Because they don't have to when the stupid ninja has already killed himself with his own errors.

Are you a ninja?

[Cleansed]

Only if said Ninja is raspberry flavored.

Why are fruits different colors?

[faedra]

That's a common misconception. They're actually all black ninjas in disguise.

What flavour is a raspberry ninja?

[simoncpu]

A ninja who's hands are red with the blood of the pirates. Yummy.

How does a dead pirate taste?

[faedra]

Of barrrrrberries.

Did you like it?

[Cleansed]

More than you'll ever know.

How much do you know?

[faedra]

Forty-two.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

[Cleansed]

Sheep Dream of Electric Androids, but only in winter.

Why isn't snow black?

[faedra]

The penguins tried once, but the polar bears objected.

Why isn't soot white?

[Snail]

Because it wouldn't be politically correct.


Do you care?

[rwyatt365]

Yes, but only because they told me I had to.

Who are they?

[Elfrun]

I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you and I don’t want to kill you.


Is any part of that true?

[faedra]

Yep, the 't', 'u' and 'e' parts. Missing a few 'r's, though.

Where did they go?

[rwyatt365]

Into my collection. I have a large variety of "r's".


Arrrrrrrr?

[faedra]

Asssssssss.

What comes after tea?

[Snail]

You.


What comes after That?

[faedra]

's So Raven.

Why dyou say so?

[rwyatt365]

Because Dyou flunked English class, he only learned one word, "so".

Are we to blame for that?

[reb]

everyone's to blame; i can't find the name in the soot pages.

if 6 were 9, and you stood on your head, would you have half a dozen?

[Sequoia]

I think you'd have a dozen 50 cent pieces.

Where is this spiralling to?

[theJarrett]

affirmative action.


Where have all the flowers gone?

[faedra]

They've gone to seed.

Where have all the seeds gone?

[CaptainA]

The Parrots ate them


Its Saturday, can I have a beer?

[Sequoia]

No, but there is plenty of grog left over from pirate's day.

What is the universal constant?

[Deliberator]

Sex.

How did my toenails get so long?

[kubrickfan]

Too much universal constant?

When will the mole people invade??

[reb]

when the mole underground obtains enough ammunition-no one wants to hire a mole nor pay one.....

why did the chicken cross the road?

[Sequoia]

In search of a good squid lunch.

How did the chicken get safely back home?

[theJarrett]

It evolved.

How large are the hadrons, anyway?

[Snail]

Since all perception is subjective, they are only as large, to you, as you believe they are according to your ability to sense them imperfectly. Anything I say about reality must also be filtered through your flawed senses, so even my answer is, by its very nature, unreliable and possibly unreal.

What is the best place to meet harmless, creative, nerdy sorts for the purpose of befriending them in real life?

[schwartzie]

aaahhh. That is the question, innit. Well, throw an MP-athon:
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?





Now, why do witches burn?

[Gloed]

to free their souls from being bound to earth.

what makes life worth living?

[schwartzie]

being french.

What... is your quest?

[Gloed]

to shed others' expectations from my life (is this still the wrong answer game?)

what makes art worthwhile?

[schwartzie]

Art's trusty servant Patsy. (yes... mostly...)

Where'd you get the coconuts?

[Gloed]

from a place that is worth preserving from the presence of human beings.

what circumstances make being hypocritical ok?

[schwartzie]

the wrong answer thread declareth: anything at all.

what music do you least like?

[Gloed]

music that activates so many parts of my brain that it makes it seem like the universe makes sense in that brief moment of time.

how profound is the colour "black"?

[luna]

Ask an emo.

Mustachioed police officer: The speed limit is 35. Do you know how fast you were going?

[Gloed]

fast enough to make his moustache tremble.

why is anything less than the first quarter of the moon a symbol for the moon?

[reb]

you got paid; kvetching not allowed.

when einstein discovered the theory of relativity, did he still have a family?

(i think 'ask an emo' treads closely on the right answer, luna....)

r

[Gloed]

he was questioning the meaning of relatives at the time.

if the unconscious is different from the conscious, which is the most logical?

[Sequoia]

Neither has any logic at all.

Is this the wrong answer?

[reb]

it is possible there is no 'right' answer, then again, just as possible that there's no wrong answer. (i'm running for office)

is there a left answer?

[Sequoia]

Yes, it's sitting on your desk, along with your forgotten wallet.

Why turducken?

[theJarrett]

Watch your language!

What is the definition of 'is'?

[Sequoia]

'tis where the "t" got brewed.

Cantelope?

[theJarrett]

Common law's the way to go then.

Pinky - are you thinking what i'm thinking?

[Wapiti]

Yes I am, if you know what I mean.

How high is the sky?

[simoncpu]

It depends on what your "sky" is. The exosphere is estimated to be 500 km to 1000 km above the Earth's surface. The ceiling in my room is less than 20ft. Ceiling cat lives there.

Will I resign from my present work? I've just received a higher offer a few minutes ago. They have flexitime and telecommuting perks... I'm confused right now.

[Sequoia]

Flip a coin. (This is the wrong answer game.)

What's the best way to deal with host bugs if you're running a forum?

[faedra]

Use bug spray.

What happened to all my free time?

[rwyatt365]

It was sold on the black market for a tidy sum.

Would you like your cut?

[Sequoia]

Of Faedra's free time? Sure, why not?

Am I entitled to it?

[reb]

are you a duchess? (this is not a duck with a long tail, either)

if tomorrow never comes, is it sexually frustrated?

[simoncpu]

It means that it's an abstract concept that is incapable of experiencing orgasm. Tomorrow must manifest itself in the physical realm, in the form of Angelina Jolie in order to experience it with me.

What is the nature of blah?

[faedra]

Liberian (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

What's the difference between that, libertarian and librarian?

[Synamon]

The Dewey Decimal System.


Who invented the above?

[ssrprotege]

Pythagoras, who was obsessed with numbers.

Did Pythagoras really establish the Pythagorean Theorem?

[Synamon]

Of course not, Theorem discovered it. Says so right there in the name.


Don't they teach you anything in college?

[rwyatt365]

College is where you learn more and more about less and less until you know everything there is to know about nothing.

So, what do they teach at university?

[Synamon]

The 4 year version of nothing and then they give you a BS degree.


How many degrees are optimal?

[rwyatt365]

About 84 works for me, although some prefer it cooler.

Is it hot in here?

[Wapiti]

No, but I'm only wearing a robe and sandals. It's kinda breezy.

In the stillness does the dew drop?

[theJarrett]

"Every piece of meat in my shop is the best. You cannot find in my shop a piece of meat that is not the best."

What is this? (*pointing to an orange*)

[Snail]

The blues.

Why do elderly ex-hippies never seem to mature?

[Wapiti]

Cause they eat anorexic grapefruit.

How fast is orange?

[Synamon]

Could it be? Yes, I think it is. What you have there is the very rare orange fleshed apple. Fools a lot of people.
Depends if it is fresh squeezed or from concentrate. Concentrated is twice as fast obviously.


What does a dragon fruit taste like?

[Wapiti]

It all tastes the same in the end when it comes to eating fruit in drag.

How much concentration does it take to juice an orange?

[theJarrett]

Depends. Are you broadcasting AM, FM, or shortwave?

How many light bulbs does it take to change a polack joke?

[Wapiti]

none, you can eat pollock (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. a%3DN) in the dark.

What is the middle initial of the next vice president?

[theJarrett]

!.

What is the nature of piety?

[1cyberninja1]

!.

What is the nature of piety?

the weather


CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?!!!!!!:suspicious:

[faedra]

Bring it on! Truth might be intangible, but I have my ways ;)

What's the weather like?

[reb]

it's like the weather...whether or not, i don't know.

if 'no matter where you go, there you are', then if you don't go anywhere, does this mean you aren't?

[Wapiti]

I stepped out for a minute and wasn't here or hear so I can't objectivly answer the question as for a minute here I was anywhere but there.

At what speed does a garage door operate?

[Synamon]

Warp speed.


How many candles is too many?

[Moriarty]

Two many candles is too to many.

Why must my dog love putrid things?

[Synamon]

So that he will love you. :lovestruck:


What kind of dog is the best?

[reb]

the kind who loves you even if you're a putrid thing.

what kind of dog likes cats?

[Ligda]

a sleeping dog.

who's going to be the US president in 09?

[Synamon]

In 3009 the president will be Bob the robot.


Who will you vote for?

[Ligda]

myself and you.

what is bob's forgien policy experience... can he see russia from his backyard?

[Synamon]

Well he lives on the space station so technically it is his front yard half the time.


Is the grass greener in the back yard or the front yard?

[Ligda]

it is the most green in my room.

if two baby snakes wanted to grow up to be dragons, what advice would you give them?

[Anton]

Eat match heads and drink gasoline so you can breathe fire.
How do you cook food?

[reb]

the same way you cook the books.

if you could make tea out of your favorite book, what kind of tea would it be?

[dragonsscout]

Purple tea...

Is the following a lie?

This statement is a lie.

[Synamon]

The first statement was a lie, it was lavender tea.

Do you need a disguise to follow a lie?

[dragonsscout]

Clever!

A: Only once every three Tuesdays.

Q: Why is writing to the right not always right?

[Synamon]

Because some people are left handed.


Why do Americans elect left handed presidents more often than right handed ones?

[Fridays Child]

The sinister are always better at mass hypnosis.

Why are we drowning in debt?

[Ligda]

Because we're swimming in hypocrisy.

Who's gonna be the first person to land on Mars?

[dragonsscout]

Abraham Lincoln!

Are snakes really cool?

[Ligda]

They're cold blooded.

What's the meaning of life?

[NHere]

life /laɪf/ plural lives /laɪvz/
adjective–noun
1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
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How many angels are dancing on the head of a pin?

[faedra]

Forty-two.

What happens if you add one more?

[dragonsscout]

They undergo angel fusion, creating a black hole that only sucks in mutant bunnies.

Why mutant bunnies?

[Synamon]

Because mutant hamsters were so last year.


How low can we go?

[cyan2012]

How low can we go?

Based on the Law of Superfluous Disposition and the Principals of Original Horticulturality and Lateral Ambidextrousness we can go exactly 10 centimeters below the Prevermillion layer which rests delicately upon the mists of the Miskatonic.


Is it true that whatever goes up must always come down?

[rewhu]

Balloons come down. Lava spray comes down. Ravers and Phish fans come down. Nothing is exempt.

Why haven't I been in here for so long? Last time I posted we were on like page 30.

[Synamon]

You got lost in a temporal shift of time and space. Welcome back.


Were you even born when we were on page 30? :thinking:

[dragonsscout]

Moot question, I simply am. I have been alive forever and will be alive forever.

Why is the sky blue?

[NHere]

Because lavender is so...um...Synful.

Have you ever seen a coy koi?

[Synamon]

No, but I bet they are delicious.


Did you ever had to make up your mind? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[reb]

no, the eye shadow shocked my prefrontal lobe, the lipstick gummed up my hypothalmus...i decided this was a terrible idea...i'd just go bareminded to the party...no skull, no shoes, no service.

will a coy koi become like a coy ote with other fish?

[NHere]

Only until he meets the koi who cried wolf.

But does a coyer koi become a choir koi?

[Wapiti]

Yes, The coy choir koi were delicious. They sang a beautiful song on the palette, all harmonious like and stuff. mmmmmm

Is the forest in the trees?

[hypervel]

No, it's more IN-famous.

Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?

[rwyatt365]

I wouldn't think of such a thing, and you better stop showing that in public.

How now brown cow?

[Synamon]

Much better, thank you for asking.


Why do some chickens lay brown eggs?

[LionsPride]

Because standing them requires opposable thumbs.

Does anyone else hear that noise?

[dragonsscout]

Yes, George Washington does when in space.

Did George kill a giant penguin using a flaming, reanimated chipmunk?

[Synamon]

Oh sorry, that was me, still haven't quite got all the glitches worked out for the fire breathing.


What do dragons eat?

[NHere]

Depends on the knight.

Do dragons contribute to global warming?

[Sliderule]

No they themselves don't contribute, but the massive carbon footprint generated through trade involving dragon based goods in fact does.

Perhaps carbon credits would help offset this. Or maybe a general reduction of dragon demand.

What are carbon credits anyway?

[NHere]

Coupons to buy those little blue sheets of paper at the stationary store. Get one free with every 50 copies.

What percentage of the forum members would even know what I'm talking about?

[dragonsscout]

Five out of eight.

Why is everyone turning purple?

[NHere]

Well, apparently the American contingent can't decide between Democratic or Republican.

Should the rule of thumb always be obeyed?

[dragonsscout]

Yes, and so should the rule of wrist.

What does the snarky mean?

[Ligda]

Ask the snark to be sure, but I presume it's imitating him.

Who here has a Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

[Wapiti]

I do if you know what I mean. oops wrong thread

Does skin melt, if so what temperature?

[Ligda]

Halfway between the temperature skin vaporizes and room temperature.

When are humans scheduled for extinction?

[Synamon]

Right before I have to go to the dentist next. (ok that's wishful thinking and a wrong answer)

What is the definition of a smartass?

[LionsPride]

A donkey who knows better than to be left in a room with Fridays Child.

What am I wearing?

[dragonsscout]

A bright neon green doublet, orange pantaloons, a brown codpiece, and a spotless white baseball cap.

Did I kill the 'Anything is a euphemism for sex' thread?

[LionsPride]

No, that thread died long before you posted in it. :laugh:

How did you know about the codpiece?

[Ligda]

Through the squid.

Who's Sarah Palin?

[Sliderule]

She is a highly skilled and competent executive that graduated magna cume laude with a doctorate in theoretical physics from MIT. She is currently running for president of these united states.

What is a bed buddy filled with and why does it feel so good?To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. for clarification purposes you sick pervs :PP

[NHere]

Leftover huggles from HackerX. Huggles free of human interaction.

What am I really hungry for?

[Synamon]

Bladeserver's grasshopper surprise.


What is the composition of air?

[schwartzie]

it depends on whether synamon has breathed it; if so, its all carbon.

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Synamon]

Exactly half that of spit.


Do you spit or swallow?

[rewhu]

Neither. I excrete everything through sweat glands.

Voo doo or Santaria?