I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game

[le Duc]

No one. That's the joke.

If a joke falls flat, can you iron out the problem?

[Fridays Child]

No, but you can steel someone else's.

What do you zinc of that, my friend?

[NHere]

LD: No, it only leaves rusty stains in the creases.

FC: 1 zinc, therefore 1 gram.

What's the difference between a joke and a riddle?

[le Duc]

The resulting laughter.

What's the difference between a bay and a port?

[NHere]

The distance between the full moon and the inside of a good tavern.

Has your ship come in?

[Fridays Child]

Yes. Unhappily, the tide is out.

Can you float my boat?

[le Duc]

Yes, but I can only float alone.

How do you deal with lone sharks?

[Fridays Child]

I have a loan arranger.

Why would I want an accordian?

[le Duc]

To promote harmonious unity.

Why would I want a saxaphone?

[Fridays Child]

To perform duets with Monte, god help us all.

Why would you frighten me that way?

[le Duc]

I didn't want you to go the other way. Trust me.

Wouldn't you become sour if you were whipped?

[Fridays Child]

I might become a trifle peevish, I suppose. No change there, then.

Fast or quick?

[le Duc]

I'd rather skip a meal that hurt my fingers.

What about the cream, though?

[muguly]

It's no good, the ice moved away.

Was that me or you?

[le Duc]

Both. We are feeling feline.

Can a dog bark off a tree?

[muguly]

I'm sure it can but the tree might need a couple of shots.

Are you sure that wasn't you?

[le Duc]

Positive... just checked again. Looks more like a dead horse, and I don't resemble one (not much, anyway).

Would a horse ever vote 'aye'?

[muguly]

Only if the hay was broken.

Can an elf make marshmallows?

[le Duc]

No, but if you sit them on the shelf they can mellow.

Are you faster than quick sand?

[muguly]

I was until it caught up with me.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[le Duc]

I killed Robyn Cauk.

What is the square of root?

[DrEast]

The square of root is, obviously, the opposite of the circle of rocks, which is to say Stonehenge. And what's the opposite of Stonehenge? Oklahoma!

Why did little Bo' Beep lose her sheep?

[muguly]

She didn't lose them, there here in my pants.

Is it really bigfoot, or just a Yeti?

[le Duc]

Neither. It's just you. I thought we covered this already.

Do parent rowboats paddle their children?

[Fridays Child]

No, but conductors train theirs.

Do you believe in fairies?

[le Duc]

I did as I was transported.

Why is teeth the plural of tooth?

[Fridays Child]

The same reason that mice is the plural of mouse. I hope that helps.

Where oh where has my little dog gone?

[le Duc]

It's playing a game of cat and mouse.

Can you singe a song?

[Fridays Child]

No, but I can burn a CD.

Are we clinging to hope?

[Sequoia]

For dear life.

Why?

[le Duc]

No, but I can burn a CD.

Are we clinging to hope?

Yes, because of all the static.

Why can't we get a clearer reception?

[Fridays Child]

Because they overbooked on the romantic dry ice effect for the wedding.

Can you take a gander?

[le Duc]

No, but I can duck.

What do you call a fake duck doctor?

[Fridays Child]

Unvetted.

Will you use the veto?

[le Duc]

I will use the veto sword, which is much tamer than the pen.

Some used to spear fish... can you sword fish?

[Fridays Child]

No, I'm not allowed sharp objects here.

May I offer you some fine Kentucky Spoonfish?

[le Duc]

I'd rather have a spork chop.

Do milk cows ever wear jerseys?

[Fridays Child]

Yes, but only when they play away games.

Can a stopper be stopped?

[le Duc]

If you put a cork in it.

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

[Fridays Child]

Too busy learning to sit up and beg, I suppose.

What colour is your parachute?

[le Duc]

Mostly white. Just a small stain... I bought it used.

Why do the eyes tire before the brain?

[blues]

Mostly white. Just a small stain... I bought it used.

Why do the eyes tire before the brain?

Because brain strain is inevitably a pain, but with out the drain of eye strain.

Why are there three holes in a three hole punch?

[Synamon]

Because the wussy fourth hole just wouldn't punch.


What is best to spike the punch with?

[Sequoia]

A railroad spike packs quite a punch through it.

Why is my computer screen fuzzy?

[Synamon]

You really don't want me to say, next time use a tissue.


What does gesundheit mean?

[NHere]

"Use a kleenex."

What time is it?

[Snail]

It's Howdy Doody time.

Why is orange juice orange?

[Synamon]

It's not, if you look at it in the dark it's really brown, with darker bits floating in it, disgusting really.


What do snails eat?

[Snail]

Snails eat mean people after injecting them with a deadly neurotoxin.

Why did you come here?

[NHere]

Was looking for something I never found.

Why the long face?

[Snail]

Short faces are scientifically proven to be associated with lower intelligence.

What color do you get when you mix red and green?

[muguly]

Yes, oar no. It depends

How much time does a minute take?

[Snail]

As long as I want it to take.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[NHere]

Depends on whether the Indian is shooting the star or not.

How many slices of bread does it take to make a loaf?

[muguly]

Ground sirloin and ground chuck work best.

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are trying to rob me?

[NHere]

I'll take the fifth.

Innocent until proven guilty?

[muguly]

In no sense of justice can I be found.

Does an apple a day keep the G.O.P away?

[NHere]

Heh, not even the rotten ones have worked.

What is the best form of government?

[le Duc]

Chloroform.

What rhymes with tangerine?

[IgnoranceIsKind]

Night elves, of course.

Why did Virginia Woolf commit suicide?

[muguly]

It wasn't suicide, it was herbicide.

Does Baskin Robins really have 31 flavors?

[NHere]

No, only 31 names. The rest is subliminal marketing.

Are you on the road?

[Fridays Child]

No. I'm on the street. Huge difference.

Which way do I go now?

[le Duc]

Stand still. Don't move.

Why would that bug you?

[NHere]

But that bug isn't me at all. Doesn't look anything like me. I'm more of a caterpillar type myself.

How can one stand fast and still be standing still?

[le Duc]

Just don't eat.

Have you ever gone on a quest for ions?

[Fridays Child]

Yes, but all I ever find are negative ones.

Should I take them back for a refund?

[le Duc]

Probably.

Did you pay cash for them or put them on charge?

[Fridays Child]

I never charge anything. I prefer free radicals.

Why doesn't my phone work, I wonder?

[le Duc]

It's working on its resume. Give it time.

Does a lot of time make a good season?

[Fridays Child]

Not at all. A little salt, a little lemon... I'm good.

Care for a peck of pickled peppers?

[le Duc]

I can for a few minutes.

Why do they need care?

[muguly]

I don't know but if you hum a few bars I might recognize it.

How can 1+1=4?

[Snail]

The ones are two-ply and are therefore double strength.

How on earth has this thread lasted this long?

[Synamon]

The thread is made with carbon-carbon fibers (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) for extra long life.


Does linking that patent make me a nerd or a geek?

[Snail]

It makes you a hybrid of the two, a new creature called a "gerk."

Do sexy avatars make people more receptive to your ideas?

[Synamon]

Yes, you should do great with that sexy snail.


Is sarcasm the new black?

[Snail]

No. Indifference is the new black. Sarcasm is the new purple.


What is your favorite word in the dictionary?

[Sequoia]

wonky. (very long story behind that)

What Star Trek image is warping across mulitple forums?

[Snail]

The image of Worf being eaten alive by tribbles.

What's your problem?

[Wapiti]

Ask the wife, she'll tell ya - haha.

Right or left?

[Synamon]

Correct.


Solid or liquid?

[Wapiti]

Squid - a merger of the 2 always works.

Up, down or all around?

[Synamon]

In and out works best, speaking of mergers... wink


Who said that?

[Wapiti]

I'll second that with a baseball bat?:huh:

3rd degree or black belt?

[Synamon]

The black belt, it is after labour day so white would be tacky.


Oxfords or loafers?

[Wapiti]

Oxfords without a doubt, they are smarter afterall. Loafers have no place in society and should not be tolerated.

If it rains in the forest, does it really matter if you hear a tree fall?

[Fridays Child]

No. It's the ones you don't hear that you should be worried about.

Did you enjoy being a gnat-y dresser?

[Wapiti]

No, that dressing was in drag - I mean a drag. :huh:


Clam chowder soup?

[Sequoia]

Muscle bisque.

What is the world's worst bumper sticker?

[Snail]

To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

This one.


Why didn't you go to the prom?

[NHere]

Because figs were out of season.

What did you wear to the prom?

[Snail]

Your skin.

Do you want it back?

[NHere]

Only after it's been dry cleaned. I'll be shedding another one soon.

Will you need to borrow it again?

[Snail]

Yes. You can have mine to replace it until I can get it back to you.

Do you INTJs think INFPs are annoying?

[NHere]

Only when they *huggle* spontaneously. (oops, WRONG answer game)

How many ants does it take to eat a cookie?

[Snail]

Just one, but he's as big as my head.

Why are you up so late?

[NHere]

Because I'm busy exploring Saturday and making sure it's safe for you. So far so good.

How many dong to a dollar?

[Snail]

I'd have to ask the male escort service.

Why are my eyes closing before my brain is ready to shut down?

[bladeserver]

Personally I would prefer a pound of dong.



Why are my eyes closing before my brain is ready to shut down?


Did you ever consider that, as a snail, your capabilities are rather limited.


Is there an Allianz to be Gross?

[Snail]

No, but there are gross aliens.


What is your favorite food?

[bladeserver]

Escargot.

Is it too early for fish and chips?

[Snail]

It's not too early. It's too late.

Do you really eat baby panda eyeballs?

[bladeserver]

Yes of course and I am quite partial to Otter on toast.

Does that seem odd?

[Snail]

Not for an INTJ, I suppose.

Are you all really a bunch of sexless robots?

[Ranie9]

The thread is made with carbon-carbon fibers (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) for extra long life.


Does linking that patent make me a nerd or a geek?

You can find out here: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.

Of course, okcupid is the ultimate authority on all questions...

[Sequoia]

Not for an INTJ, I suppose.

Are you all really a bunch of sexless robots?

Not being INTJ I wouldn't know. So I'll just repeat the question; I'm curious about that answer too.


Are you INTJ's all really a bunch of sexless robots?




Btw Snail; I have to agree, that bumper sticker REALLY is the worlds worst! A truer answer was never found in this thread. Rolmao...:laugh:

[Wapiti]

Are you INTJ's all really a bunch of sexless robots?


Yes, thats why we make up only 1 to 2% of the population. Unless masturbation counts?

Why the purple pill?

[Synamon]

Sigh, you were supposed to take the blue one.


Does okcupid really have all the answers?

[Wapiti]

Yes, but okstupid's answers are more relevant.

Is blue where it is at?

[Fridays Child]

If where it's at is your language and 1340473948530372029 gnats... yes.

Are candles wicked?

[Skatt]

Yes, candles are, in fact, very wicked. The war on drugs is actually just a socially accepted cover for the war on candles. Beware decorative housewives so smitten with your burning pillars of doom.... BEWARE!!!!!


What is your real name?

[NHere]

Elsighyhia Malficonius Camprario Malemilemy the First.

Elsi for short.

Why do you ask?

[Fridays Child]

Just checking whether we were separated at birth. Seems we were, by several continents.

Who would have thought it?

[Ranie9]

Just checking whether we were separated at birth. Seems we were, by several continents.

Who would have thought it?

I thought it. I saw the resemblance in your...your...eyes.

Can I increase my brain power with stem cell treatments?

[bladeserver]

Well it worked for me.

What is the point of a circle?

[Fridays Child]

All of them. Except NNNE, which has opted out under protest due to irreconcilable differences with SSSW. It's all very sad, and we don't speak of it.

What do you make of it?

[Snail]

I don't make things out of anything.

Are you happy?

[schwartzie]

I was Happy, however, sadly, Jeffrey Greenstein (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) reports that
The Names of Snow White's Seven Dwarfs, After Being Prescribed
Paxil, Ritalin, Prozac, Lithium, Provigil, and Benadryl, are:

Dwarf

Dwarf

Dwarf

Dwarf

Dwarf

Dwarf

Doc

Are we there yet?

[muguly]

I've been here.

Where the hell were you?

[Snail]

I was exploring what it was like to be nowhere.

Have you ever felt disconnected from reality?

[muguly]

I caught the train to New York. It had a connection is New Jersey.

What is the best time for food?

[Sequoia]

Never and always.

What does your favorite meal consist of?

[Snail]

The usual. They don't call them "mealworms" for nothing.

Do you still kick puppies for fun?

[Sequoia]

The usual. They don't call them "mealworms" for nothing.

Do you still kick puppies for fun?

I never did. I kiss puppies for fun. Must be a mistype.

Have you read the Metamorphisis and did it change you?

[Synamon]

No and yes.


Can crows count?

[Fridays Child]

"One for sorrow, Two for joy
Three for a girl, Four for a boy
Five for silver, Six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told."

Apparently, up to seven, anyway.

When is it best to pick mint?

[Synamon]

When you have it between your teeth, yes right there on the top left.


Do you need a toothpick?

[Fridays Child]

No. I use my trusty axe. And then I scratch and spit.

Where do pigs fly south for the winter?

[Sequoia]

It depends where they started out from. And if they were flying to avoid becoming bacon.

If you have an Office2007, did it expire in 2008?

[Snail]

No. It expired in 2006, and it was only called 2007 to make it sound more cutting-edge.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Skatt]

I know it's five, but the mechanics of the situation escape me.

Why would you have a surrealist change a light bulb anyway?

[enWTFp]

3 1/2. One holds the lightbulb, one mixes up the whole reality in a circular motion. The third one writes what's happening as half of the real life of the last one, who is his main character.

Edit: A surrealist changes a bulb as an act of reinventing the reality in his art, of course.

What would be the weather on your wedding day?

[Snail]

It would be raining frogs for my delightful outdoor wedding, if I believed in getting legally married. (Seems kind of like an SJ trap, but to each his own.)

Which personality type do you find most difficult to deal with on a regular basis?

[le Duc]

Where do pigs fly south for the winter?

To wherever they wish to sty.

Why is the fog so thick this morning?

[Fridays Child]

I generally advise pulling the sweater all the way down before driving, but it's your call.

Did your mother knit that?

[le Duc]

Don't insult my mother, please.

Why can't the squeamish teach their children how to squeak?

[Fridays Child]

They used the wrong squirm bank.

When is enough enough?

[le Duc]

When you finish spelling it.

Why is it never the 'orange of my eye'?

[Fridays Child]

If you ever had some orange in your eye you'd know. Ouchy ouch.

My eyes are green: will they ever be ripe?

[le Duc]

Probably not all at once.

Are they all green?

[Fridays Child]

Yes. Well, 17 are. The rest are still shut. Consider yourself fortunate.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[le Duc]

The shortest distance between to points is a straight line.

But what is the point?

[Fridays Child]

North by northwest. Ish.

What's your vector, Victor?

[le Duc]

Alas, I lost it and the war.

Why does it have to be Monday?

[Fridays Child]

It doesn't have to be. We can call it lundi, if that helps.

What's in your purse?

[le Duc]

I thought you were privy to that information.

Have you ever been to Threefore?

[Fridays Child]

No, but I had a two-four over the weekend.

Will that do?

[le Duc]

It would be pretty difficult to undo.

Does 'signet' have a familiar ring to it?

[Fridays Child]

Not since I purchased my fabulous cone of silence. And muted the swans.

Is my pen leaking again?

[le Duc]

No, it's leaking is a loss: five chickens have escaped already.

Why are they called 'straight' pins?

[Fridays Child]

Political correctness in bowling strikes again. Sigh.

Are you free today?

[le Duc]

Not only that, but I come with my own 2¢.

Is your taste expensive?

[Fridays Child]

Yes. Only the best day-old bread for me, you know.

Can we ever be too happy?

[le Duc]

We could be vegans.

Can we get to the meat of the argument, please?

[Fridays Child]

Bite your tongue. Mmmm, boiled tongue.

Pass the mustard?

[le Duc]

Yes. Three aisles ago, on the left.

Can you catch up?

[Fridays Child]

No. I prefer sauerkraut, anyway.

Did you ever shoo a horse?

[le Duc]

I saw some rice do it once.

If you had a cow, would you milk it for all it was worth?

[Fridays Child]

No. I only do that with jokes.

Can I have another pail, please?

[le Duc]

Here's a bleached white one.

Did you kick your last one?

[Fridays Child]

Yes. But I reincarnated as a milkmaid. It was a promotion, they said.

How's that mucking out going?

[le Duc]

Actually, it's introverted.

Did you leave yourself an out?

[bladeserver]

I wasn't.

I wish I knew how this game worked. What about those Patriots?

Do you think I'm pretty?

[le Duc]

The patriot thread is in a different subforum. No wonder you're confused about how this works.

Would a celtic colt wear a kilt?

[Fridays Child]

Only during the half-time show. And only then during major wardrobe malfunctions.

Would you like to swing on a star?

[le Duc]

I am above that type of behavior.

Would you star upon a wish?

[Fridays Child]

Actually, I... *simpers*... have my wishers. But I leave well enough alone.

Are gnomes biodegradable?

[le Duc]

I don't know about the bio part, but I've seen folks who could degrade anything.

Is a gnu really the gnicest work of gnature in the zoo?

[muguly]

Yup, they taste better that way.

Does he know I'm here?

[Fridays Child]

I don't know about the bio part, but I've seen folks who could degrade anything.

Is a gnu really the gnicest work of gnature in the zoo?




Don't worry, the dentist swears that overdose will wear off in a few days and you'll be able to type again without drooling.

Are you sitting in a draught?

[le Duc]

No, I'm in a wine cask.

Have you ever been drafted?

[Fridays Child]

Once. But it was only on paper.

Can you read greenprints?

[Ainran8]

Yes, but I can't play what I read.

Where are we going, and what are we doing in this handbasket?

[le Duc]

Sorry, two questions.

Can you read greenprints?

Yes, once I remove the yellow pigment.

But what do you do with the prints of orange?

[bladeserver]

Its called New Jersey and it just LOOKS like a handbasket.


Orange. I hate the bloody Dutch!!!!!!!!!

What price hoppiness?

[Fridays Child]

Six quid a pint. Special for you, mate. Cheap at twice the price.

What do they cook in Hell's Kitchen?

[le Duc]

Fresh manna.

I'm curious: what goes around, must it come down?

[Fridays Child]

Yes. And, says the sousaphone player, it comes out here.

What on earth was Sousa thinking?

[le Duc]

He felt like marching, but was too composed.

Have you ever seen a marching band?

[Fridays Child]

Never. I can usually hear them coming miles in advance and book a flight. To anywhere.

Where is east of eden?

[le Duc]

On tour... on my bookshelf... in the land of Nod... hopefully I'm getting at least two of these wrong.

Are you down with gravity?

[Fridays Child]

No. But then, I never allow science to interfere with my fun. Or much else.

Can you turn a blind eye?

[le Duc]

If I could find the handle, I s'pose.

But how would you know whether it turned?

[Fridays Child]

Ask a passing worm.

One lump or two?

[le Duc]

I can take my lumps in sum.

Have you ever met a fair cop?

[simoncpu]

Yeah. She was hot.

Have you ever met a talking cow?

[Snail]

Yes but she only mooed in French.

Does that turn you on?

[muguly]

No, but mabye my battery is low.

SiopuTiopUnjhPjnIsagfgsipD people say what?

[simoncpu]

They say they like Britney Spears.

What do WiopuIiopSnjhE men say?

[muguly]

Nothing.

What's the difference between Bush, bush, and bush?

[simoncpu]

- You can whack a bush without getting whacked in return.
- A bush doesn't deserved to be whacked.

Why do I need to sleep today?

[Snail]

You don't. You can sleep tonight instead, or you can stay awake and enjoy the pleasures of sleep-deprivation psychosis.

Why is there something rather than nothing?

[Sequoia]

Because the sum of nothing is something.

Why do leDuk and Friday's Child keep skipping over the lastest question to answer an earlier one?

[Snail]

Because they're either oblivious or inconsiderate.

Do you think they'll even notice this question?

[bladeserver]

Nope.

Why do whales fall out of the sky?

[Sequoia]

I really hope they do. And mine as well, lol.

Nope.

Why do whales fall out of the sky?

I see we cross posted.

Because they loose too much air to float. (Duck! There's another one!)

How dry can wit get?

[NHere]

I sahara a real answer to this question?

Hmmm?

[Sequoia]

I need to drink some water before I can reply. Things got entirely too dry.

Where does pizza come from?

[Snail]

Pizza comes from the pizza fairy.

Where do teeth come from?

[Sequoia]

Shark farms.

What is a colloquialism?

[NHere]

A really hard word to spell this time of the morning.

Coffee or sarcasm?

[enWTFp]

What is a colloquialism?Ain't nuthin kewl.Coffee or sarcasm?Sugar-free green tea with no T.V., please.


Tell me where did you sleep last night?

[Sequoia]

So that's what it is I did!!!

What's your favorite season? And why?

[NHere]

Synamon - I thought that went without saying.

How may times does opportunity knock?

[Sequoia]

Anything less than infinate is too few. And the answer is less than that.

Do fractals repeat?

[enWTFp]

Say twice say twice.

So what time does the Tonight show start?









(remember, I said no T.V.)

[Snail]

After the Today Show and before I smash your television with a massive hammer because it's annoying me.

Why do these dogs have to bark in the middle of the night?

[Hdier]

Because they are in a state of quantum flux.

Why do I watch to much Star Trek?

[Snail]

Because you're a hopeless geek with no life, and you probably still live in your parents' basement. Oh wait! That would be me. Ummmm....nevermind.

Why can't I ever get it right?

[muguly]

Because being wrong just feels soooo gooood!

What does Mozart have in common with Micheal Jordan?

[bladeserver]

They were both brilliant outfielders.


How super is the collider?

[Sequoia]

Absolutely smashing!

Why does bad music play repeatedly inside people's brains?

[NHere]

Ask Friday (c).

How early do you have to get up to beat rush hour?

[Snail]

You have to live on the road.

Why does brown rice take so much longer to cook?

[muguly]

Because brown is a picky color and you must ask it nicely to come out and play.


Why is it so hard to be soft?

[ssrprotege]

Because you would have your spinal cord broken a long time ago.

Why is it so hard for me to type accurately in the dark?

[NHere]

Because laptops are more efficient than slates when trying to communicate on the interweb.

Have you upgraded to Slate 3.0?

[muguly]

No, but I heard Granite 1.4.34 is coming son

Is there a doctor in the house?

[Sequoia]

I'm not sure, but I think there's a house in the doctor.

What moves clouds?

[Snail]

Magical fairies flapping their wings.

Have you ever seen the little gnomes that make the pictures in your TV?

[Sequoia]

I think so, but they move so very fast it was all a blur.

How do you pet a gnome?

[dcm]

with an enchanted wand

where?

[NHere]

Not here.

What do you heart?

[Skatt]

Questions that don't use nouns as verbs.

Why do these things happen in the wrong places?

[dcm]

because satan rules the world

Do you like satin?

[Snail]

Yes. I'm wearing cute satin panties right now. My white, cotton granny briefs are in the wash.

Is that a turn-off?

[NHere]

No, it's just the emergency shoulder. Next exit isn't for 2 miles.

Are we lost?

[dcm]

only in translation

What goes through a monkey's mind as it farts?

[simoncpu]

"Hmm... that tastes good."

Why?

[rwyatt365]

Because X has left already and Z is late (as usual).

Why not?

[muguly]

Because the monkey didn't fart ,it sharted.

Is it safe?

[Snail]

Safety only exists as an unattainable ideal.

Are you content?

[muguly]

Yes, of course. I'm on America

Why is the day going so slow?

[simoncpu]

Because you're high on marijuana.

Wouldn't it be nice for LHC to open a portal to the Xen dimension?

[muguly]

Only if the weed was free there.

How about 'dem Sox?

[Sequoia]

But what about the shoes? (answer and question in one...)

[NHere]

The new ones were never soft enough.


Why is sugar sweet?

[Snail]

Because it's made out of nice people.

Do you think it's healthful?

[muguly]

I'm not sure about it's, I ask a nutritionist.

Why can't everyday be Friday?

[rwyatt365]

Because that would make calendars too long.

(Fri
Fri
Fri
Fri
Fri
Fri
Fri
Fri
...)

Am I wrong?

[muguly]

Not yet. Give it another try.

Can a rebel be a priest?

[LionsPride]

Only with a pair of ruby slippers.

What's 'you complete me' in binary?

[Wapiti]

A big zero.

What thread am I in?

[Sequoia]

Le Duk's Tavern.

How did the bread pudding turn out?

[bladeserver]

I took it to Paris and, believe me, it was a big hit.


How would you like to be down by the Seine with me?

[Snail]

It would be better to be insane with you.

Why am I awake at 3:32 in the morning again?

[bladeserver]

Well my theory, and understand it is just a theory, is that everyone on the west coast is mentally deranged. Hope that helps.

Why can't I be more like the Moore's?

[Snail]

Because you aren't creative enough to be Michael Moore or Gordon E. Moore, and you certainly aren't a lunar crater.

Do you feel insulted when people call you "weird?"

[bladeserver]

Because you aren't creative enough to be Michael Moore or Gordon E. Moore, and you certainly aren't a lunar crater.

Do you feel insulted when people call you "weird?"
Yes. And I was thinking of the famous Moores (Dudley and Bobby) and not those nonentities.

Can I please have a crater named after me and not just one pounded into my head by Wapiti?