In Soviet Russia...

[JeffersonFawkes]

I know this is based on propaganda, but its still fun. In Soviet Russia everything is supposedly backwards from how they would normally be.

Example In Soviet Russia the Car drives you.

Some of them are lame, some of them get pretty fun though.
I'll start.

In Soviet Russia INTJs annoy you.

[OwenF]

In Soviet Russia, you don’t wait in line. Line waits in you.

[N0c7urn3]

In Soviet Russia, you don't plug in USB drives. USB drives plug in you.

[Syler]

In Soviet Russia, radio listens to you.

In Soviet Russia, God doubts you.

[Ryujin]

In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, president assassinates you!

In America, you hang a left.
In Soviet Russia, the left hangs YOU!! ;D

[pip]

In Soviet Russia old memes post YOU.

[Mogura]

In Soviet Russia, you don't get pissed off by the party... you get pissed on...

Strange game... Did I get it right?

[N0c7urn3]

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!

[JeffersonFawkes]

In Soviet Russia, missiles launch you.

[themuzicman]

In Russia, the internet surfs you...

[N0c7urn3]

In Soviet Russia, books read you

[Synchronicity]

In Soviet Russia, speed limit breaks you.

[N0c7urn3]

In Soviet Russia, snow plows you.

[themuzicman]

In soviet Russia, the government votes for you.

[masterpeach]

In Soviet Russia, you have clouds in the head.

[Syler]

In Soviet Russia, pigs eat you.

[lancelot]

In Soviet Russia, The Party finds you.

[Kyros]

RBC's are red,blueberries are blue;
In Soviet Russia,the poems write you.