Insult the Last Poster

[GenessorDios]

Your feet are so tiny, it's amazing you ever learned to balance yourself.

[Jet]

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards

[IotaNull]

Unfortunately, that requires you to understand the concepts of "walking" and "butts".

[Jet]

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind

[reiven]

^ fancies himself don diago vega

[Jet]

^ Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

[GenessorDios]

You think someone will try to take advantage of a small mind? Sounds like the confessions of a pedophile mindfucker to me.

[Jet]

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

[reiven]

deliver pizzas or something; save up and buy an avatar.

[Jet]

^you'r the result of a cruel joke of nature

[Fyrnae]

I can't even mention what you're the result of.

[Jet]

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you

[Fyrnae]

Kindly get in the queue to kiss my arse, then. I'm embarrassed to be the same sign as you; you're an insult to Geminis everywhere when you can't even spell 'Gemini' correctly.

[jinx31]

Your arse is that big, people have to queue up?

[Fyrnae]

At least it won't get lost between the sheets.

[jinx31]

Ok.. that clears up the global textiles shortage.. thanks.

[GenessorDios]

Your breath is so bad, the supreme court declared halitosis a possible cause of death.

[reiven]

you are so one dimensional with your thinking, i usually skip past your posts.

[GenessorDios]

Oh yeah? Well, thoughts are intangible and can't be expressed spatially, so who's the loser now, loser? In case you didn't get it, it's you.

[reiven]

if IQ were rewarded in lettered blocks, you could spell C A T.

[GenessorDios]

Too bad that's the only thing you can spell with any accuracy, huh?

[reiven]

your social skills are so bad, motivational speakers everywhere want to coach you for free to take credit for the change.
you are the kirsty alley of social dynamics

[GenessorDios]

Talk about a lack of social skills, most people would taze themselves just to avoid talking to you.

[reiven]

GD is so afraid of heights he doesn't walk fully upright
he even has calluses from dragging his knuckles

[GenessorDios]

It's truly a crime that you don't get money from Prozac, after all their sales you indirectly generated.

[reiven]

^ used a date rape drug on himself, and now he's not sure what happened.

[GenessorDios]

Your personality is so unappealing that even Swamp Thing doesn't want to add you on Facebook.

[reiven]

what is that scent? ode de corned beef hash?

[GenessorDios]

Everyone laughs at you when they see you running while drunk. Then they realize you're not drunk but have Slinkys for kneecaps, and they laugh even harder.

[Jet]

Everyone laughs at you when they see you running while drunk. Then they realize you're not drunk but have Slinkys for kneecaps, and they laugh even harder.

dont need to see you drunk, or with slinky on your kneecaps , and still I laugh at you!



Kindly get in the queue to kiss my arse, then. I'm embarrassed to be the same sign as you; you're an insult to Geminis everywhere when you can't even spell 'Gemini' correctly.

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

[Cooper]

goat

[Fyrnae]

scruffy-looking nerfherder

[MassHysteria]

Do you realize in that dress you look like two bowling balls fighting over a sandwich?

[GrnEyz]

Gets splattered insects all over her cheap sunglasses due to failure to install a windshield.

[GenessorDios]

Whenever I see you eating a sandwich, I'm reminded to feed my bulldog.

[jinx31]

Whenever my bulldog sees you eating a sandwich, he throws up.

[MassHysteria]

I'm so three-thousand-and-eight. You so two-thousand-and-late.

[jinx31]

Hmm.. I thought I saw a whole different thread for Weight Watchers, you may want to check with them.

[GenessorDios]

All WeightWatchers participants have to do is to look at your face to lose their appetite.

[Fyrnae]

Under that shining metal exterior lies innards of pure rust. Your brain was the first to go.

[GenessorDios]

Africans love you because your lack of hygiene provides an endless supply of bodily mushrooms for them to feast on.

[reiven]

Hmm.. I thought I saw a whole different thread for Weight Watchers, you may want to check with them.
i need to lose some weight, can i jog around you two or three times?

GD, we throw a party each time you leave.

[jinx31]

That might get expensive - the USGS charges for false alarms on their earthquake monitors.

[Jet]

^doin' all he cans to look like Raggedy Ann

[jinx31]

This from someone who is too cheap to buy a free avatar..

[Jet]

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

[RedOrange823]

So hey, I'm casting the next Elephant Man movie and I think you would be perfect for the role. I'll definitely save on makeup. How 'bout it?

[jinx31]

That wasn't admission - it was a service fee they charged to clean up the drool.

[Jet]

How bout i change your name to Black N Blue eyes...

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That wasn't admission - it was a service fee they charged to clean up the drool.

Next time i go out with you, i'll make sure you wear drool bib.

[jinx31]

That's considerate - I wouldn't want you to get my clothes wet.

[Jet]

you call that cloths? looks more like dog fur.

[GenessorDios]

When you walk into a crime scene, the corpses hurl.

[reiven]

i googled the word 'vapid'. it said see also: GenessorDios

[GenessorDios]

Your spelling's so bad, you mistyped your Google search as godlike.

[jinx31]

Must be a shot to the self-esteem every time a cadaver dog walks by and barks at you, and the cop says "No, that one's still alive"

[GenessorDios]

Well at least, unlike you, I don't make newborn kittens turn feral upon close proximity.

[Jet]

gets bonehead of the day award

[jinx31]

Finally clearing out your old trophy case?

[GenessorDios]

Most people don't survive purely on smiley farts, but of course, you aren't most people.

[jinx31]

Smiley farts are hard to come by these days. I know people mistake you for an Ionic Breeze air purifier with arms...

[Phamink]

Wow.

[GenessorDios]

I know I shouldn't be surprised at your abysmal vocabulary, but still you astound me.

[reiven]

the grimace in your avatar had me fooled for a while, but now i see your sappy can't we all just get along worldview of puppydogs and rose petals makes me nauseous.

[True Rune]

You're ugly and you have large hands.
You'll never be loved by anyone.

[GenessorDios]

You'll never stop being hated by everyone.

[Onigumo13]

^Your rust bucket is in require of polishing , ask your kung fu mom to assist you....you lame Franny hobbit bot :)

[GenessorDios]

You.

I insult you.

Take that.

[Fyrnae]

'Take That' is indeed insulting -- to my ears. But then, I wouldn't expect decent musical taste from a sprog like you.

[True Rune]

You're the ugly cousin of the primordial soup.

[Fyrnae]

You never left the primordial soup.

[Onigumo13]

You.

I insult you.

Take that.

Oh I beg your pardon , I don't speak Lamebotish :)

[True Rune]

You never left the primordial soup.
And you're still jealous I see.

Oh I beg your pardon , I don't speak Lamebotish :)

I didn't forget you; you vapid, wily, odious ankle biter.

[Jet]

SENSE OF HUMOR - You don't have it

[jinx31]

Sense of taste - clearly all in your mouth

[Jet]

No sense-at all

[Onigumo13]

^So basically the word that you are searching for, is "senseless" and that's you :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Should I quit this thread? What need is there for my input if you do my job every time you post?

[Onigumo13]

Should I quit this thread? What need is there for my input if you do my job every time you post?

For crying out load tin can man / woman or what ever gender are you , stop speaking in Lambotish use proper language skills :)

[Fyrnae]

Uh, Oni -- may I recommend tending your own garden first?

[Onigumo13]

Uh, Oni -- may I recommend tending your own garden first?

Sure why not , you are a female after all I will allow it :)

[Fyrnae]

I thought I was the worst one for coming up with insults on this thread, but now I clearly see that it is you.

[Onigumo13]

Individuals of your age should leave the insults alone , you know how much life spam one insult takes away and what amount of pills after that you should precisely take :)

[Jet]

^smells like green eggs N Ham

[INTroJect]

This isnt the rumors thread. This is the Insults thread. Some may consider smelling like green eggs and ham to be a compliment comparing to the smells that probably come "jetting" from your direction.

[Onigumo13]

This isnt the rumors thread. This is the Insults thread. Some may consider smelling like green eggs and ham to be a compliment comparing to the smells that probably come "jetting" from your direction.

You above all must understand , or at least have the concept of not assisting him to realize that issue . I mean seriously how lamentable of you :rolleyes: *Throws a boot at INTroJect* "Allow me to introduce you more properly boot meet the kisser , kisser meet the boot . Now go to your corner , and be useful shine it :stare:"

[CanrHoldLimes]

_ _ _ _ _
All posters above the dashed line eat their own fesces.

[jinx31]

Be sure to check out Lime's new book : 1001 Tasty Ways to Prepare Feces - Every Recipe Personally Tested!

[CanrHoldLimes]

My fesces is that of the gods, it's milky texture is unrivaled against the low grade smut of you lesser humans. ;)

[jinx31]

I'm pretty sure even the gods would pass on that opportunity..

[GenessorDios]

Carpenters the world over love you because you're such a tool.

[Onigumo13]

Carpenters the world over love you because you're such a tool.

Silence tin can of lame Meridith :)

[GenessorDios]

It was nice of you to let all your brain cells go on permanent vacation, but are you ever going to make them come back? I mean, don't you think the single digit in your IQ is feeling lonely?

[Onigumo13]

It was nice of you to let all your brain cells go on permanent vacation, but are you ever going to make them come back? I mean, don't you think the single digit in your IQ is feeling lonely?

Only Asian Clara lamebot's are lamentable , and sarcastic doctors receive more female attention ;)

[elizabeth lover]

fuck you, bitch.

[katrin]

You might make sense if you put down that bong.

[elizabeth lover]

you might make sense if you SHUT UP!


lol

[Onigumo13]

fuck you, bitch.

I ponder that he or she can't put down the bong , the reason is perhaps because one of his or her's siblings accidentally shoved it up his/her arse . So now I dub thee the arse maister of pot :rolleyes:

Any questions ???

---------- Post added 09-27-2010 at 03:12 AM ----------

you might make sense if you SHUT UP!


lol

Now I can clearly bet that you are at lest 14 or 15 years old .

And there is clearly no concept , of the proper usage of profanity :rolleyes:

[INTroJect]

Now I can clearly bet that you are probably much older than 14 or 15 years old, and still clearly no concept as to how to get rid of your virginity.

[Onigumo13]

Now I can clearly bet that you are probably much older than 14 or 15 years old, and still clearly no concept as to how to get rid of your virginity.

Oh put a sock in it you 70 year old virgin , unlike you I had threesome yesterday ;)

[INTroJect]

Sicko. Animals dont count. Go find yourself a human. Pay for it if you must.

[Onigumo13]

Now , now , now settle down a bit , and seriously just stop molesting those telephone poles during the night....some individuals are climbing them you know and that's just improbable being the telephone poll molester :rolleyes:

[True Rune]

It's about time for your shift eating shit at the sewage plant you fat ugly duck

[Necrosis]

It's about time for your shift eating shit at the sewage plant you fat ugly duck

*Clocks in* Why dont you jump off a cliff into shit you flying monkey sac of balls and then eat it.

[Onigumo13]

It's about time for your shift eating shit at the sewage plant you fat ugly duck

Your insults suck , exactly the same way as you do by 110% and get that cock out of your mouth while having a debate with my individuality lame arse . You are aware of that no one can understand you with that thing in your kisser , hey is that a penis slap mark on your face ??? :rolleyes:

[True Rune]

Necrosis: Hurl yourself into the nearest tornado you smelly, shallow, inbred rat.


Your insults suck , exactly the same way as you do by 110% and get that cock out of your mouth while having a debate with my individuality lame arse . You are aware of that no one can understand you with that thing in your kisser , hey is that a penis slap mark on your face ???

Stop projecting and start gobbling, duck!

[Necrosis]

Hurl yourself into the nearest tornado you smelly, shallow, inbred rat.

Only if you jump into the nearest lake of fat ugly human feces you useless waste of semen.

[Onigumo13]

Hurl yourself into the nearest tornado you smelly, shallow, inbred rat.

Damn...you definitely suck at this don't you ??? :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Your blood vessels are poorly arranged.

[Onigumo13]

Your blood vessels are poorly arranged.

That's it......you know what I seriously expected much more from the likes of you Clara ;)

[GrnEyz]

Dr. Doo Very Little

[Fyrnae]

Longshanks

[MassHysteria]

Your entire life is barely as interesting as the subplot in a B-grade romantic comedy.

[Fyrnae]

At least I don't spend my spare time watching the things.

[MassHysteria]

As far as you know. Jeez, sometimes I think someone could scoop out your brains and replace them with beetles and no one would notice.

[Onigumo13]

*Sneaks upon MassHysteria unnoticed and , cut's her bike's brakes * "Have a pleasant rolling fall cousin Blodzilla it ;D"

[Fyrnae]

That's sabotage, not an insult, you lame-brained doofus from another dimension. :p

[MassHysteria]

Fyrn, you ignorant slut, why would you EVER try to reason with Oni?

[Onigumo13]

You don't say deer fairy , well at least my thirteen dimension has unicorn's and other magical mythological creatures . deer fairy's are prohibited to travel there :rolleyes:

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Fyrn, you ignorant slut, why would you EVER try to reason with Oni?

Hey now have some seance of decency you blond hooker , gorgeous I got $5 that says you will blow me for $20 ;D

[Fyrnae]

Sit & spin on my antlers, shit-for-brains.

[MassHysteria]

Hey now have some seance of decency you blond hooker , gorgeous I got $5 that says you will blow me for $20 ;D

Even if I could find it, I still wouldn't go near it.

[Onigumo13]

Aren't antlers are extremly dangerous for deer fairy's of your age ;)

---------- Post added 09-28-2010 at 01:27 AM ----------

Even if I could find it, I still wouldn't go near it.

Now who said , I would give it you Barbie hooker edition 86 ;)

[MassHysteria]

Now who said , I would give it you Barbie hooker edition 86 ;)

:idea:

You know, I just realized something. Talking to you feels so much like banging my head against a brick wall, I never fail to walk away with whiplash and a migraine. Yet there you are, unperturbed and unruffled. If I put any effort into my insults at all, I'm the one who ends up looking like the fool. That's your game, isn't it?

So, here's the deal. Rather than bash my head against the wall, I'm going to bash my head against the keyboard, thereby killing two birds with one stone: I put forth the same amount of effort speaking any language coherently enough for comprehension that you do, AND I walk away with the brain damage required to actually enjoy your company.

Ready? Here goes!

cxem.,zvfds;poinhvADGFJkjSDfcm;li sadgfkawrgthn safglkh 255fgh n42i hsdvfg j

...

No, harder.

ASDFGQW VKWRTV7WAERG VJSDFGQ1JHTHTHTHTHTHh[pppppppphgjHGWAERT

....

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[GenessorDios]

Fabio called, he wants his hair back.

[MassHysteria]

1993 called. They want their joke back. (As did Judd Apatow :p)

[GrnEyz]

She likes to shake her ass (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)...

She's naughty to the end...

She's a bad, bad girlfriend.

[MassHysteria]

You've read my blog, four-eyes. You know damn good and well I may go down in the record books as the greatest girlfriend EVER.

[Onigumo13]

:idea:

You know, I just realized something. Talking to you feels so much like banging my head against a brick wall, I never fail to walk away with whiplash and a migraine. Yet there you are, unperturbed and unruffled. If I put any effort into my insults at all, I'm the one who ends up looking like the fool. That's your game, isn't it?

So, here's the deal. Rather than bash my head against the wall, I'm going to bash my head against the keyboard, thereby killing two birds with one stone: I put forth the same amount of effort speaking any language coherently enough for comprehension that you do, AND I walk away with the brain damage required to actually enjoy your company.

Ready? Here goes!

cxem.,zvfds;poinhvADGFJkjSDfcm;li sadgfkawrgthn safglkh 255fgh n42i hsdvfg j

...

No, harder.

ASDFGQW VKWRTV7WAERG VJSDFGQ1JHTHTHTHTHTHh[pppppppphgjHGWAERT

....

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Oh my how original , can you try now becoming more crazy than usual.....like for instance your Idol Britney Spears *Drops scissors on MassHysteria , "alright blond star clipping ;D"*

[GenessorDios]

Don't you feel bad that you shaved all your chest hair to make a beard and only ended up with a soul patch?

[MassHysteria]

GD, don't you realize it's a bad idea to get in the way of that much hate??

[Onigumo13]

^Barbie you know what , Ken just phoned he wants his arm back and his plastic penis :rolleyes:

[MassHysteria]

He can have the arm back, but why don't you keep the penis, Oni? Consider it a gift. :)

[GrnEyz]

You've read my blog, four-eyes. You know damn good and well I may go down in the record books as the greatest girlfriend EVER.

Calls ex's at the worst possible time...
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[Onigumo13]

He can have the arm back, but why don't you keep the penis, Oni? Consider it a gift. :)

I ponder, that I shall pass on that offer Barb's besides it is already growing on you :)

[GenessorDios]

When you enter a crowded room, people literally choke on your incompetence.

[Onigumo13]

When you enter a crowded room, people literally choke on your incompetence.

No to be quite frank each time , I enter a certain room your absurdism based GoD vaporizes an Asian lamebot :)

[jinx31]

Frankly, sounds like someone has a crush on the lamebot... whose room are you entering?

[Fyrnae]

Whomever's room it turns out to be, I'm sure you'll be there waiting with oil & a feather.

[jinx31]

At least I didn't place last in a Bambi look-alike contest...

[True Rune]

You're boring, vile, and you make terrible coffee.

[jinx31]

Aw, look who got promoted to "core member".. guess it's all quantity, not quality in your world..

[GenessorDios]

Shouldn't concern you, since you have neither.

[jinx31]

Don't you have a toaster oven you should be fondling?

[GenessorDios]

You mean the one that dumped you for your lack of personality? Yeah, we're getting it on right now.

[reiven]

you are an asinine pedantic prick.
if i had hackles, they'd be up each time i see your posts.

[GenessorDios]

You're lucky that audio can't be transmitted live through INTJf, or you'd be getting heckled constantly.

[Cooper]

made from recycled 'Ensure' cans

[Fyrnae]

^ made of smoke & mirrors.

[GrnEyz]

copulates cross species

[Sunny Side Up]

You big smelly sock that sucks
pwned
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[GrnEyz]

dead rock jockey

[Fyrnae]

At least I'm not far older than the rocks I pick up.

[INTroJect]

*Takes out Winchester Model 70 classic bolt spring action sporting rifle*

*Takes out ammunition*

*Loads ammunition*

*Cocks spring action bolt*

*takes aim*

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[Fyrnae]

*lol*

Go back to school & learn to read, idiot -- the thread title is 'Insult the Last Poster' not 'Kill the Last Poster.' Sheesh.

[Onigumo13]

*lol*

Go back to school & learn to read, idiot -- the thread title is 'Insult the Last Poster' not 'Kill the Last Poster.' Sheesh.

I see Ted Nugent right behind you , run deer fairy run :rolleyes:

[reiven]

oni, sometimes i cringe at the mal-manipulations to which i subject this dear language of mine. but then i read your posts, and say to myself with that as a baseline, i'm a freakin poet.

[GenessorDios]

A bored geek with a program that produces a random number of random characters would output more sense than your posts.

[reiven]

most folks are afraid of the dark. ^ is startled anytime the lights come on

[Onigumo13]

most folks are afraid of the dark. ^ is startled anytime the lights come on

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[GenessorDios]

You're the main reason the mods are formulating a new No grammar, no sense, no posts rule.

[Onigumo13]

You're the main reason the mods are formulating a new No grammar, no sense, no posts rule.

Settle down Lamebota the bisexual tin can :)

[GenessorDios]

That's not an insult, you pants-on-head wearing crazy person.

[Onigumo13]

Go make some Made in China toys , you Lamebotica Tin Canica Bisexualis ;)

[reiven]

oni is bisexual; he likes men and boys

[Onigumo13]

^Reive (Gollum the Gay) is fascinated by Gandalf The Gay , I mean seriously are you already done with Frodo The Fag now that was fast :)

[reiven]

if brevity is the soul of wit, oni's words will have no afterlife

[Onigumo13]

^That's not insulting at all , now this is insulting did reive forgot to take his medication in order or his grandchildren mixed them accidentally with his wife's pills.

Yes or No ???

If you replied yes , then brace yourself soon your dick weed will bloom in to a vagina and you shall be acquainted with the essential joy's of the females sex life :)

If you replied no , then you simply got screwed by your doctor and the medication simply doesn't work properly...so by now you should have realized that you should not trust the guy that put's a finger in your Gollum arse ;)

[GenessorDios]

You are a slap in the face to evolution.

[RedOrange823]

you are the first scientific case of de-evolution. Thanks a lot! Now because of you, our species will slowly digress to the point from whence we started. *Sheds a tear for humanity*

[reiven]

maple anything sucks.

[jinx31]

Plaid sucks.

[Onigumo13]

Stop praying to a high smiley being lol :)

[RedOrange823]

Stop trying to be all doctor-y and prevent people from seeing the Almighty Smiley. Medicine is art of the Devilish Frowney, you devil, you. *splashes water on Onigumo in the hopes he'll melt away*

[Onigumo13]

Stop trying to be all doctor-y and prevent people from seeing the Almighty Smiley. Medicine is art of the Devilish Frowney, you devil, you. *splashes water on Onigumo in the hopes he'll melt away*

Oopsy , sadly I am entitled to disappoint you there Chuckles that stuff has no significant effect on me what so ever :rolleyes:

[jinx31]

Actually, your entitlement allows you to disappoint us every time you post.

[Onigumo13]

Actually, your entitlement allows you to disappoint us every time you post.

You should take out that one month old reefer , you do realize that it grows on you weed face :)

[reiven]

*splashes water on Onigumo in the hopes he'll melt away*
Oopsy , sadly ... that stuff has no significant effect on me what so ever :rolleyes:

this is why oni doesn't bathe

[Onigumo13]

this is why oni doesn't bathe

And by the way reive , when exactly was the last time you took dump it to the river and don't you dare to argue with me young Gollum the Gay :) ???

*Picks up reive and throws him directly in to the river along with the bag of cement ;D* "Splish splash take a bath Gollum the gay , Froddo the fag awaits you there ;) "

[GenessorDios]

You've never been ill in your life.

What, you don't think that's an insult? Even bacteria and virii don't want to subsist off you.

[jinx31]

Actually, that's not oni's fault, you just won't share, you walking petri-dish.

[GrnEyz]

Fictional character wanna-be.

[jinx31]

Stallone wanna-be.

[True Rune]

You make me sick! Now go implode yourself, you back-stabbing, cork beaked, cock eyed buzzard!

[GrnEyz]

Can't express his true feelings.

[RedHead8808]

Smells like cheese.

[hopeworthhoping]

Tells ppl hes a woman to try to lure them to a random robbery site and take off w/their money.......

[Optimaler]

I only know that I am compelled to stab everything, and that I should start with hope, because hope is hollow optimism for something you'll never have, and therefore has no worth.

[hopeworthhoping]

So you like to stick your dick inside of skunks???? That makes it worth it all?

---------- Post added 10-04-2010 at 03:16 PM ----------

Hope for this.... another chance at life....

---------- Post added 10-04-2010 at 03:17 PM ----------

slayer is making type this.....

---------- Post added 10-04-2010 at 03:18 PM ----------

so fuck yourself?????

[ScottH]

Donning my wittiest affect and focusing my attention squarely on the task, I found myself completely unable to insult the previous poster, for after a long and careful study, I found him so lacking in personality or substance as to avail any sort of target.

[GenessorDios]

So you like to stick your dick inside of skunks???? That makes it worth it all?

---------- Post added 10-04-2010 at 03:16 PM ----------

Hope for this.... another chance at life....

---------- Post added 10-04-2010 at 03:17 PM ----------

slayer is making type this.....

---------- Post added 10-04-2010 at 03:18 PM ----------

so fuck yourself?????Dear god, I didn't think Cheshire cats could reproduce....

[RedOrange823]

You're a shining example as to why it's a good thing robots can't...

[GenessorDios]

If you ever showed your face in public, people would be endlessly slapping it.

With their hands, with a lawsuit, whatever....

[RedHead8808]

Can you actually "slap" someone with a lawsuit?

[MassHysteria]

Berkshire Hunt

[RedHead8808]

abercombie and fitch

[INTroJect]

Oah please, the carpet doesnt even match the curtains.

[GrnEyz]

^sports carpet burns on his ass cheeks.

[Fyrnae]

^ put them there.

[hopeworthhoping]

^is a cheshire cat!

[Fyrnae]

^ is an ESTP.

[True Rune]

Eat a spear, mongoloid.

[Taste of peat]

^ is NOT a horned devil, just a horned person.

[hopeworthhoping]

Not just a horned person.... well, yeah..... just a horned person.... with fawn legs and camel spit dripping from his jowls....

[True Rune]

MOOSE

[hopeworthhoping]

^Feeder mouse

[Fyrnae]

Your best friends are rocks.

[Cooper]

Goat Milker

[Fyrnae]

Goat lover

[GenessorDios]

The World Health Organization just released its yearly report, adjusting its findings from last year. The number of Africans that could live on your daily meal portions is now up to 755,249, from 754,941.

I think it was Time Magazine that did the coverage of that study. They also had a nice quote from an Oxfam representative saying that they would rejoice the day you die, since it would make their job much easier.

[MassHysteria]

If I said your hair looks like a rat's nest, it would offend the rats.

[GenessorDios]

Brain-eating zombies shuffle right past you.

[MassHysteria]

If Bruce Vilanch and a garden slug had a baby, then someone took out half the wit and all the charm, it would look like you.

[GenessorDios]

You're so fat, the UN hired a team of sumo wrestlers to constantly be on the exact opposite side of Earth to counterbalance your weight at all times, lest the planet fold in on itself.

[Cooper]

Dog bowl

[MassHysteria]

Creepozoid

[Cooper]

goat breath

[MassHysteria]

One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.

[GenessorDios]

My, you are just chock full of wit.

Wait, did I say wit? I meant shit.

[Cooper]

bigfoots wife

[MassHysteria]

Yeti's prison bitch.

[Cooper]

Yoda's toilet wench

[GenessorDios]

You're not allowed in nuclear power plants because you're such a downer that the neutrons simply stop moving.

Some even kill themselves. That's right, you cause them to develop sentience and suicidal intent all within the space of half an hour.

[MassHysteria]

Wookie's armrest.

[Cooper]

you are so slow.....snails point and laugh at you

[MassHysteria]

They won't let you in the tanning beds because you make the whole place smell like bacon.

[Cooper]

your momma is so ugly.....bigfoot runs at the sight of her.

[MassHysteria]

Yo Mama so fat, when she wanted a water bed, they put a blanket over Lake Michigan.

[Cooper]

yor Daddy is so 'small' .......yor momma used a straw

[MassHysteria]

Yo Mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

[Cooper]

yor daddy is so ugly.....the dog took one look at him and begged the cat to kill him

[MassHysteria]

Yo mama so fat, she's the same height whether she's lying down or standing up.

[Cooper]

you so ugly....yor sister tried to give you the freak show, but they paid her to take you away

[Steel]

Your mother is so fat, she blew out the air pockets stepping into a pair of Jordan pumps.

[Cooper]

yor so ugly....the docs thought you were the afterbirth

[MassHysteria]

You so simple, when they... You know what? Never mind. New tactic.

I rather dislike your socks.

[Cooper]

as I yours

[Fyrnae]

sock hater

[GenessorDios]

Even rats scamper away in search of Purell after accidentally touching your skin.

[Cooper]

truck bumper

[True Rune]

Roll around in a bed of spikes you pompous, whiny, lactose intolerant whelp.

[Cooper]

your Mother was a hamster

[Fyrnae]

Your father smelt of elderberries

[Onigumo13]

And your dad lost his first antlers at the age of nine ;)

[Fyrnae]

Your dad lost his mind and never located it again.

[Onigumo13]

When your popsy lost his antlers he turned in to an old goat :)

---------- Post added 10-19-2010 at 10:32 PM ----------

Your dad lost his mind and never located it again.

If you ponder , that I care about the likes of him then you are sadly mistaken you antler fetishist ;)

[Bobsama]

Erectile dysfunction

[RedHead8808]

has rhinotillexomania

[Bobsama]

Flatter than an underweight man.

[GrnEyz]

^ can't figure out how to get out of a wet paper bag.

[Onigumo13]

^Obsessed with his other golf ball's

[GrnEyz]

^obsessed with my balls.