Insult the Last Poster

[MassHysteria]

^Phallic-minded

[Fyrnae]

^Mass, truly do I recognise the droppings of male bovines when they are spread before me.

[MassHysteria]

^Ah! At long last you have learned to separate them from chocolate cupcakes. 'Bout time.

[Fyrnae]

Please stop calling your bowel movements 'chocolate cupcakes' lor i'll have to ring your minder again.

[MassHysteria]

Go fly a kite, ya drunken hussy.

[plotthickens]

Mass: in desperate need of wall-to-wall counseling

[Onigumo13]

Or perhaps better yet, a wall to wall screwing around :)

[MassHysteria]

*everybody, say it with me now*

Oh NO!

[gestalt]

^ Holier than thou.

[MassHysteria]

^Sinner!

[gestalt]

^ Untidy!

[MassHysteria]

^Ruffian!

[gestalt]

^ Wench!

[MassHysteria]

^Carpetbagger!

[gestalt]

^ Prancer.

[MassHysteria]

^Vixen

[gestalt]

^ FABULOUS

[MassHysteria]

^Finally right about something ;)

[sixpoint8]

^ your mind: s/.*//g

[Fyrnae]

incomprehensible.

[Marcus Septim]

Tree Huger :P

[Fyrnae]

Even trees are preferable to hugging you.

[Marcus Septim]

Ha,you wish you had my fur:P

Now take your bark off of me

[Fyrnae]

Marcus, you couldn't insult your way out of a paper bag.

[katrin]

^ Vanity thy name is Fyrnae

[GenessorDios]

Did you intentionally not wash your crotch for seven months so you could get that tree growing out of it?

[katrin]

GD, you didn't wash for so long that the rot ate your body and your brain's contents had to be dumped into a computer chip and placed in that tin can.

[Cooper]

goat

[Fyrnae]

ass

[katrin]

turkey

[Fyrnae]

loser

[katrin]

laze-r

[MassHysteria]

Katrin, you're such a space cadet, you woke up one morning right after high school, had a larger-than-average cup of coffee, and suddenly had to ask yourself, ''Wha--? Who is that man? When did I turn 30? And who are all these short people and why do they keep calling me 'Mom'?''

[Cooper]

goat

[newday]

cheese-grated head

[MassHysteria]

^Is a wide-awake nightmare.

[Cooper]

fainting goat

[newday]

a big mass made of pus

[Cooper]

seagull

[MassHysteria]

clam

[newday]

seagay

[Cooper]

pigeon

[GenessorDios]

Cooper's so dumb, he thought Jared was a big fan of public transportation.

[Imagineering]

Genessor has over 4000 posts.

[GenessorDios]

Oh yeah? Well Imagineering has a....is a....

Damn you, Imagineering. How could you make such a vitriolic statement about me? You hurt my feelings so hard I can't even insult straight. Just....damn you.

[Fyrnae]

GD is fit for nothing but the recycling plant.

[GenessorDios]

Fyrnae can barely fit into one.

[katrin]

^ GD that lightning rod on your head has attracted that which fries your brains

[GenessorDios]

Hey katrin, I've got a truth bomb for you. The reason you never fell ill all those years? It's been scientifically proven that bacteria are unable to survive your pungent body odor molecules.

Hey katrin, I've got a truth missile for you. The reason you never had a friend all those years? Ditto.

Hey katrin, I've got a truth IED for you. The reason you don't need a swimming pool filter? Double ditto.

Hey katrin, I've got a truth cannonball for you. The reason hospitals stick you in an operating theater before performing surgery? I guess you get the idea by now....

[Cooper]

goat

[GenessorDios]

Cooper, at least try to hide the fact that you're unoriginal.

[MassHysteria]

GD, the only thing worse than a copycat is a hypocritical copycat.

[GenessorDios]

At least I'm not a pastedog like you.

[MassHysteria]

I wish I could CTRL + A + X your entire existence.

[GenessorDios]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Well it's probably because your skull makes for a nice three-room apartment and they're all fighting over it.

[Onigumo13]

GenessorDios why don't you do something useful for example , ask your mom for an upgrade !!! :) lol

[plotthickens]

Bite me.

[MassHysteria]

Eat my shorts.

[plotthickens]

You don't have the couth to wear underwear.

[True Rune]

Jump in a well, you ugly duckbill!

[katrin]

Flop in a midden, you dung beetle!

[MassHysteria]

Take off, hoser.

[GenessorDios]

You know, most people learn the calendar when they're kids, not after they flunk out of high school.

[Onigumo13]

^Put a sock in it lamebot 3000 :)

[Imagineering]

not you.

[newday]

failed experiment

[Fyrnae]

There you are, cawing uselessly from your branch because you lost that fight wherein you had all your flight feathers removed. Have a nice life, loser.

[Cooper]

goat

[Fyrnae]

boring

[MassHysteria]

hamster jelly

[Cooper]

toe jam

[Fyrnae]

prat

[GenessorDios]

You're such a Montag.

[MassHysteria]

GD is the kind of guy who wakes up in pools of various things.

[plotthickens]

ANOTHER new av pic? Goodness, you change clothes more than a bukkake star trying to win a bet.

[Cooper]

fainting goat herder

[Fyrnae]

wolf in goat's clothing

[Cooper]

fainting goat

[Fyrnae]

goat-obsessed

[Cooper]

goat hater

[Fyrnae]

goat lover, if ya know what I mean

[Cooper]

goat piss collecter

[Fyrnae]

goat piss-taker

[Cooper]

goat poker

[Fyrnae]

you really shuld stop transferring, Cooper. It's so juvenile.

[Cooper]

you are baaaad....

[Fyrnae]

Cooper baas like that because he spends far too much time poking goats

[Cooper]

goat

[Fyrnae]

Dave

[GenessorDios]

@Cooper: I bet you took that test and it told you you could only hope to be a dishwasher, didn't it?

*Please someone know where that's from....*

@Fyrnae: No, we're not interested what name you gave to the entity formed from your belly lint and ear wax.

[Cooper]

Pepsi can eating goat

[Imagineering]

Gothic Gambit

[MassHysteria]

Crystal-skulled emo kid.

[Imagineering]

heffer

[Cooper]

goat

[MassHysteria]

llama

[Cooper]

alpaca

[MassHysteria]

frog

[Imagineering]

awww Bob Sagget

[MassHysteria]

Regis.

[Cooper]

earthworm

[MassHysteria]

Tuna noodle

[Cooper]

Bella

[MassHysteria]

Jasper

[Cooper]

Bigfoot

[GenessorDios]

Two and a Half Men lover.

[Onigumo13]

^Trash can pimp :)

[Fyrnae]

bluff & bluster

[Cooper]

goat breeder

[Fyrnae]

goat killer

[Cooper]

Picks up Russian radio with those ears.

[Fyrnae]

picks up prostitutes with his

[Cooper]

How much do you say you charge?

[Fyrnae]

Can't afford me, nor anyone else without an STD

[Cooper]

You really think I'd pay for it? From you?

[Fyrnae]

You have paid and you willcontinue to pay, monetarily or otherwise, because you are that pathetic, wanker.

[Cooper]

Why pay when you give it away?

[Fyrnae]

If that's what you think, I'm going to give it away to the next person I meet. They're bound to be more satisfying than you.

[GenessorDios]

No no, this isn't the Insult Yourself thread, please don't call yourself a slut.

....

Let me do it instead.

[Fyrnae]

twat.

[Cooper]

weasel

[Fyrnae]

pest

[GenessorDios]

Entomophile.

[Fyrnae]

Rustbucket.

[Cooper]

weasel goat

[Dasein]

food elitist.

[True Rune]

lemur

[Cooper]

box-o-rocks

[MassHysteria]

barrel-o-monkeys

[Cooper]

Dave the weasel goat

[GenessorDios]

Brave of you to go outdoors with such a large tumor on your head.

[MassHysteria]

Fifi the laberdoodle

[Cooper]

70s prom queen

[plotthickens]

failed bukkake applicant.

[MassHysteria]

failed shitake mushroom

[Cooper]

goat eating weasel

[MassHysteria]

sheep loving Scotsman

[Cooper]

weasel poop

[MassHysteria]

Sonic the Hedgehog

[Cooper]

Mr. Peabody

[MassHysteria]

Captain Kangaroo

[Cooper]

Grave robbin' Mr. Greenjeans

[MassHysteria]

Peewee

[Cooper]

Mr. Rogers

[MassHysteria]

Mr. Magoo

[Cooper]

Elmer Fudd

[Fyrnae]

Popeye

[GenessorDios]

@Cooper: You're so annoying that Jack the Ripper cut off his own face so he wouldn't have to look like you. Yes that's right, your annoyance is so powerful that it crossed the space-time continuum to reach Mr the Ripper and caused him to self-mutilate. The fact that people still confuse the two of you continues to cause him anguish in his hellish afterlife.

PS. Yes that's right, your annoyance is so powerful that it crossed the spiritual boundary between life and death.

@Fyrnae: Your hissing is also pretty annoying.

[Fyrnae]

I think you'll find that annoying hissing is coming from some broken part of you, you pile of scrap metal.

[Onigumo13]

^Furby !!! :)

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[deconspire]

^actually liked the new Alice in Wonderland

[MassHysteria]

^Didn't like the original

[deconspire]

^ is still trying to figure out why a raven is like a writing desk

[Onigumo13]

^actually liked the new Alice in Wonderland

^Well , I loathed Sylar and a new Spock :)

[plotthickens]

Only in a deeply bukkake sort of way, Oni.

[MassHysteria]

Well that's your problem, Ono.

[Imagineering]

Indianna Jones

[MassHysteria]

Crystal Skull

[Onigumo13]

Rub it perhaps you shall receive an orgasm !!! :)

[plotthickens]

Not anywhere near you, Oni. Sorry. Shoo.

[Onigumo13]

Not anywhere near you, Oni. Sorry. Shoo.

Believe in the crystal skull of thousand orgasms plot , and you wont require any assistance from your husband :)

[MassHysteria]

Ono, I'm not even going to ask how you became so confidently acquainted with glass pleasure aids. Especially skull-shaped ones.

[plotthickens]

Never did, Oni. Sorry you have to rely on others, though.

[Onigumo13]

Ono, I'm not even going to ask how you became so confidently acquainted with glass pleasure aids. Especially skull-shaped ones.

Oh ney Mass , you are no longer a "Blond" that has constant fun with her pink Rubik's Cube ???

[MassHysteria]

There is an audible thud throughout the forum after every joke you make, Ono.

And my avatar is a ''chestnut blonde'' tyvm

[Onigumo13]

Oh my a ''chestnut blond'' , should mind her spelling ;)

[Fyrnae]

Oni, I've seeen your pics. You look more like a deer caught in headlights than I do.

[Onigumo13]

Oni, I've seeen your pics. You look more like a deer caught in headlights than I do.

Say now Furby , should I play with you ???

[plotthickens]

Oni, you have yet to get through a day without failing at masturbation.

[Onigumo13]

Oni, you have yet to get through a day without failing at masturbation.

Handsome this option is only for an extreme situation such as yours beloved :)

[Fyrnae]

Still transferring, Oni?

[Onigumo13]

Still transferring, Oni?

I wonder where have I abandoned my hunting shotgun :)

You shall make an exquisite trophy for my hunting cabin ;)

[plotthickens]

Keeping track of your dangerous weapons is a sign of upstanding character.

[Onigumo13]

Keeping track of your dangerous weapons is a sign of upstanding character.

^Beloved , then you should definitely examine my sword collection :)

[plotthickens]

Sorry, Oni, I only need one paring knife in the house.

[Onigumo13]

Sorry, Oni, I only need one paring knife in the house.

Now that's a genuine bogus love ! :(

[plotthickens]

"It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean."

Repeat as necessary.

[Onigumo13]

"It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean."

Repeat as necessary.

Is that suppose to be your new mantra love ???

[Fyrnae]

Have you met my lumphammer, Oni? Would you like to, up close and personal?

[plotthickens]

Fyrn, be nice to Oni's lump. It's feeling wee.

[Onigumo13]

Have you met my lumphammer, Oni? Would you like to, up close and personal?

My chizzle is actually quite flattered to be acquainted with your lump hammer deary :)

And again mind your spelling , do you get me sunshine !!! :mellow:

[Cooper]

gas bomb

[Fyrnae]

bombshell

[Onigumo13]

nutshell

[katrin]

^ nutcase

[plotthickens]

Goofy

[Onigumo13]

Fluffy

[plotthickens]

Emotional

[GenessorDios]

*reads scientific study*

Well, it's official. No one likes your face and everyone hates your guts.

*reads more*

Also, apparently too much fried food is bad for you.

[Onigumo13]

Silence you trash can pimping lamebot 3000 !!! :)

[GenessorDios]

*reads closer*

Oh my god, it turns out that the study was actually referring to Onigumo13, not plotthickens.

How does it feel to have achieved a worldwide hate rating of seventy Hitlers?

[Onigumo13]

*reads closer*

Oh my god, it turns out that the study was actually referring to Onigumo13, not plotthickens.

How does it feel to have achieved a worldwide hate rating of seventy Hitlers?

How does it feel to achieve the status of the ultimate trash can fucker lol :)

[Blse]

How does it feel to have a blue mutant condom with a face painted on it as an ava.

[Cooper]

goat runner

[katrin]

Blse! How I have so longed to run into you on the insult thread.... :D

And no I have no insult, you thought-sapping silly young loverkin!

---------- Post added 07-21-2010 at 09:17 PM ----------

Hie thee hence, Coop! I want to insult the Blsemeister!

[Cooper]

you are too dense to know what the ^^ means?

[Onigumo13]

How does it feel to have a blue mutant condom with a face painted on it as an ava.

And what do we have here , a condom expert :)

Have you managed to locate the one "The Lord of Condoms" ??? ;)

[Cooper]

goat piss collector

[Onigumo13]

goat piss drinker !!!

[MassHysteria]

Steven Seagal.

[Cooper]

wet ferret

[MassHysteria]

dry dog

[Cooper]

wet cat

[MassHysteria]

*ahem*

Old mule

[GenessorDios]

Watching you sneeze conjures up an image of an elephant spraying water out of its trunk.

[Onigumo13]

Watching you sneeze conjures up an image of an elephant spraying water out of its trunk.

Brave words from a lamebotic elephant fart 3000 , a (barroom genius) to be precise !!! :)

[GenessorDios]

In the hierarchy of farts, you would be a turd.

[Onigumo13]

Go acquire an upgrade you robotic lameprick bot 3000 :)

[GenessorDios]

You're so stupid, if you were the last person left on Earth, even you would not be able to bring yourself to call yourself the smartest person on Earth.

Thanks for bringing the global intelligence average down by the mere fact of your existence. Without you, Stephen Hawking could have already perfected the science of time travel.

[deconspire]

^^ is mangy and hasn't been fixed yet.

[GenessorDios]

I heard ^ has to wear that apron because of multiple 'accidents'.

[deconspire]

^moonlights as stephanie meyer's ghostwriter

[GrnEyz]

^always wears gloves due to knuckles dragging the ground.

[GenessorDios]

All you have to do to euthanize someone is to tell them you like them.

[GrnEyz]

^desperately wishes he had that power.

[GenessorDios]

The subtle difference between the insult and rumor threads is lost on you. Perhaps those indoor sunglasses are clouding your thought processes somewhat. Then again, perhaps not.

[GrnEyz]

Incorrect tin one... your brash statements are only exceeded by your body odor.

[GenessorDios]

Your cheap LEDs don't fool anyone. How can you not know everyone is laughing at you because they know the MIT you attended was actually the Mississippi Institute of Theatre?

[MassHysteria]

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

[Cooper]

Bella goat

[MassHysteria]

Sparkly werewolf

[Cooper]

crash test vampire

[deconspire]

^You look like Slash after a 2 year heroin binge. And smell like it too.

[Onigumo13]

^Well you share a resemblance with one of your family members , was you daddy primate ???

And was his best friend Jane Goodall ???

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[Bonamona]

^ I see one of your girlfriends in the photo. She seems to really love you ^_^

[Onigumo13]

^ I see one of your girlfriends in the photo. She seems to really love you ^_^

^And I see your boyfriend flirting with your cousin in that photo :)

[Bonamona]

^And I see your boyfriend flirting with your cousin in that photo :)

^You're just jealous too many people find me attractive :P

*lmao hehe*

[GenessorDios]

When your teacher said that we're all primates, I'm sure he didn't mean that you should go and make out with one.

[MassHysteria]

Don't be such a wimp.

[GenessorDios]

No, no, no! It's spelled p-i-m-p, you kindergarten dropout!

[Imagineering]

Where is Bender's cigar?

[Fyrnae]

Your attempts at intimidation = epic fail.

[plotthickens]

Something smells. Fyrn.

[GenessorDios]

Uhh, no plotthickens, wearing a rainbow-colored wedding dress is not technically the same as wearing a white one.

[Onigumo13]

Uhh, no plotthickens, wearing a rainbow-colored wedding dress is not technically the same as wearing a white one.

Well at least she has one you robo hobo prick man 3000 , unlike you a pathetic lambot 3000 transevestite.....which is always in search of the exact copy of her rainbow dress....oh snap !!! :)

[GenessorDios]

You make less sense than eleventeen socio-penny contemplateandsaucer ballooney tunes.

Even that sentence makes more sense than you.

[Onigumo13]

You make less sense than eleven teen socio-penny contemplate ballooney tunes.

Even that sentence makes more sense than you.

Go and meet a robotic lamedildo like yourself on the internet lol :)

[plotthickens]

creampuff.

[Onigumo13]

^chocolate chip cookie.

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[GenessorDios]

It doesn't bode well for your career when you list bukkake as one of your hobbies on your resume, active though you may be in such a sport.

[Onigumo13]

It doesn't bode well for your career when you list bukkake as one of your hobbies on your resume, active though you may be in such a sport.

Check your voice box Lamebot 3000 , because all I can hear from you is...........GenessorDios.............sucks....... a..........cock !!! :)

"Is that a cock stuck in you voice box ???" ;)

[MassHysteria]

I love the way you smile after you talk about GD's cock. Are you sure we're talking bukkake and not gokkun?

[GenessorDios]

Songbirds cry to the heavens in despair and peck out each others' tracheas whenever you even so much as start humming.

[MassHysteria]

The things you do when you think you're alone are so disgusting, the spirit world has rallied against you to set an elaborate trap triggered the next time you touch yourself.

[GenessorDios]

Evolution must have known it messed up when creating you so it decided to put that extra hand on your forehead in the shape of an L.

[Onigumo13]

Evolution must have known it messed up when creating you so it decided to put that extra hand on your forehead in the shape of an L.

^You are naturally aware of that you are , a one defected lamboot ???

[MassHysteria]

Ono, you're about as out of place as a pork chop in a synagogue.

[GenessorDios]

Even manatees think you're unattractive.

[Onigumo13]

^And that comes from a pile of the "scrap metal" !!! :)

[MassHysteria]

Still cuter than you. You're so fat you look like a viking ship at full sail.