Insult the Last Poster

[katrin]

Thou churlish base-court skainsmate continuing to insult mothers!

[reiven]

INFP: does that mean you don't fully understand what has you so upset?

[plotthickens]

Katrin, though baseborn elfkissed sirrah. Know thee thy betters or be cuffed into insensibleness, and by such, sensability.

[katrin]

@ R: La la la la....did someone say something?

@ P: Thou spleeny dimsey-witted dewberry!

[reiven]

@ R: La la la la....did someone say something?


yes!
if you can`t stand the heat,
stay out of the oven

[katrin]

Ignoramus who doesn't understand INFPs bend, don't shatter.

[reiven]

gorgeous men don`t understand INFPs when they stutter.
what did you just s s s s say?

[katrin]

^I'll need to throw you to banned thread for suggesting THAT avatar is "gorgeous".

[reiven]

hey kat, the over-sized sunglasses were funny for elton, but they're really a sad cry for help with you.

[katrin]

^At least I don't need a 20 lb. gold chain around my neck to feel womanly, like you obviously do.

[MassHysteria]

Reiven, that's pretty big talk for a guy who wears his most posh accessories at once... and nothing else.

[reiven]

mass, other than the one imaginary friend your mom let in the house, did you ever play with real kids?

[MassHysteria]

No! I was way too advanced. Something you will never understand, string bean!

[katrin]

^ Reiven, did you play with the other kids or spend your time alone killing and dismembering animals?

[reiven]

i was supposed to kill them first?
*makes note*

kat, i was only kidding when i said you could brighten your smile by gargling bleach.

[katrin]

^ Leaving this dull thread to go to the fireworks for some real entertainment.

[reiven]

^has a red butterfly ring that means angry

[MassHysteria]

^Is currently wearing a yellow butterfly ring that means has to pee.

[reiven]

^has a disney Cinderella looking back in her mirror

[MassHysteria]

^IS AN EVIL, EVIL MAN!!!! (funny story about that, though. I'll tell you later)

[reiven]

^ has a nightly ritual of saying
mirror mirror on the wall
will the cubbies fail to fall?

[Onigumo13]

^A song by The offspring , dedicated specially for reiven :) !

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[Fyrnae]

You're so ugly Oni, you make your avatar appear attractive.

[katrin]

Fyrn, you're one to talk. Your avatar has a camel toe.

[Fyrnae]

Well, at least unlike yourself, I won't be mistaken for a man.

[Onigumo13]

You're so ugly Oni, you make your avatar appear attractive.

Stop sucking up to a Sith Lord , you uncivilized Jedi unattractive monkey :)

[katrin]

^Onigumo, you probably actually liked episodes 1, 2, and 3! Silly child!

[reiven]

katrin removes the last two chapters of any new romance novel before reading it, so that she can maintain a feeling of perpetual melancholy

[Onigumo13]

^Onigumo, you probably actually liked episodes 1, 2, and 3! Silly child!

^No actually I prefer 4,5, and 6 :The return of the Jedi . So put a sock in it you butterfly molester 3000 :)

[MassHysteria]

Oni you bog-dwelling hog louse! Something is rotten in the state of wherever-the-hell you're from.

[reiven]

mass, if you were any more dense, Campbell's Soup would suggest adding a second can of water to you.

[MassHysteria]

Are you sure you should be talking about my density, Rev? Wasn't your skull crafted by the gods out of pure Dark Matter?

[reiven]

^ thinks bleach is an antidote to pure dark matter

[MassHysteria]

^Never met a sheep he didn't like.

[reiven]

naaaaaah, that's not true :p

mass has a zerk fitting behind her left ear. she uses a CO2 cartridge to inflate her hair.

[MassHysteria]

^Has a matted and framed photo of himself playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa, Osama bin Laden and D.B. Cooper.

[reiven]

^ sat in as a jane byrne model for the same framed photo

[MassHysteria]

^Reiven still sleeps with a stuffed animal and has his mama check the closet for monsters every night.

[reiven]

mass still wears her footed PJ's from the fourth grade

[MassHysteria]

^Reiven is responsible for all of the crop circles that Ufologists immediately write off as fakes.

[reiven]

mass chose that avatar because she thinks it adds normalcy to her preferred quantity of eyeshadow.

[MassHysteria]

Reiven asked me to do his make-up for his wedding, but Frodo left him at the altar. Couldn't blame him, after seeing that hideous ring.

[reiven]

mass runs speaker wire between her many piercings, and connects one end to a 9V battery

[MassHysteria]

Reiven ran a length of zinc wire from his left nipple ring to the top of a potato, and a length of copper wire from his right nipple to the bottom of a potato, and when his eyes lit up the potato mashed.

[reiven]

mass takes beauty tips from dee snyder

[MassHysteria]

Reiven takes beauty tips from Kurt Cobain's corpse. (...too dark?)

[reiven]

*spritzes bleach on corpse*

mass thinks a three course meal is two enchilada TV dinners and a crystal light

[Fyrnae]

reiven & Mass both think this is the Let's Spread Insults thread.

reiven, your skin make a raisin's look smooth.

Mass, put down the static electricity generator you've got there. Just looking at you makes all of our hair stand on end as it is.

[reiven]

fyrn, do you starch your eyebrows?
*breshnev envy*

[Onigumo13]

fyrn, do you starch your eyebrows?
*breshnev envy*

Reiven have you ever considered giving an extreme makeover to your avatar ??? :)

[reiven]

^ thinks all sarcasm fades behind a smiley

[Onigumo13]

^What ever you say junkie hobbit you !

A video of reiven , when he is off dope ;D

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[katrin]

^Well your avatar has a bag over its head!

[reiven]

when the GHB wears off, oni finds he has no friends

[katrin]

^Reiven drops e and dances like a girl

[MassHysteria]

Katrin, you rapacious swamp sow!

[Onigumo13]

when the GHB wears off, oni finds he has no friends

When reiven is off his dope , everyone carries a teaser or a tranquilizer gun in order to keep him away while they are all busy !

[katrin]

^Callow youth, not man enough to take on Kat and Mass!

[MassHysteria]

Take it easy on him, Kat. If he knows he couldn't handle it, let's not provoke him. Better to let him play on his own level.

[Onigumo13]

Perhaps he is not hobtty enough to take you on ???

[katrin]

^Mass, is your biological clock ticking, that you want to baby babies?

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^Oni, you're a hairy-footed Hobbit child. Put down that toy weapon.

[Onigumo13]

Most percentage of INTJ loathe babies you butterfly fetishist :)

[reiven]

kat, do you still frigid is a setting on your fridge?

[MassHysteria]

^Katrin, are you planning on raising soldiers or people?

Oni... I'm ready for it, you smelly jerk-face.

[Onigumo13]

^Mass, is your biological clock ticking, that you want to baby babies?

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^Oni, you're a hairy-footed Hobbit child. Put down that toy weapon.

^What ever you say you troll that lives under the bridge !

[MassHysteria]

Oni, you are so silly, you don't even know how silly you truly are.

[reiven]

mass, your wit has all the the edge of a wiffle bat

[Onigumo13]

Oni, you are so silly, you don't even know how silly you truly are.

Be quiet you silly blond , all blonds require a special Rubik's cube !!!

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[MassHysteria]

:stare:

*cracks knuckles* Oh, it's on now.

Pot, meet Kettle. You're so stupid I gave you a penny for your thoughts and you had to give me a dollar in change.

[Onigumo13]

:stare:

*cracks knuckles* Oh, it's on now.

Pot, meet Kettle. You're so stupid I gave you a penny for your thoughts and you had to give me a dollar in change.

Says the blond , that can barely screw in a light bulb :)

Without the help of the other blond , she just cant make it correctly ;)

And you can keep your pigeon fee of 1$ , or buy a lunch for another blond ;D

[MassHysteria]

*wonders how the hell he even knows I'm a blonde... surely he's not just referring to my stupid avatar*

Oni, you're so dumb you jumped out of a boat and missed the water.

[katrin]

^Crikeys, Oni, we need to get INTJf to add more emoticons since you've run these into the ground. Maybe some cute, pink, animated, blinky, kitty ones with twitchy tails?

[Onigumo13]

*wonders how the hell he even knows I'm a blonde... surely he's not just referring to my stupid avatar*

Oni, you're so dumb you jumped out of a boat and missed the water.

Don't get wise ass with with me you blondeer :)

[katrin]

^Mass, everyone's seen your pic in the meetup thread, you exhibitionist!

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^Oni, you need a shrink to help you with this emoticon obsession

[Onigumo13]

^Crikeys, Oni, we need to get INTJf to add more emoticons since you've run these into the ground. Maybe some cute, pink, animated, blinky, kitty ones with twitchy tails?

Are you talking to me you butterfly exterminator and a big lover of the cockroaches :(

Know your place you notty insect molesting troll :)

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*wonders how the hell he even knows I'm a blonde... surely he's not just referring to my stupid avatar*

Oni, you're so dumb you jumped out of a boat and missed the water.

Seen your photo ;D

[katrin]

^My god, Oni, if you were my kid, I'd keep you locked in the basement

[Onigumo13]

^My god, Oni, if you were my kid, I'd keep you locked in the basement

Well if you were my daughter , I would probably chained you to a bed and put a sign on a door "enter at your own risk" :)

[katrin]

If I were "doughty", you'd be dead.

[MassHysteria]

Too afraid to share pics of yourself, Oni? I'll bet you look like you got pulled backwards through a keyhole.

[Onigumo13]

Too afraid to share pics of yourself, Oni? I'll bet you look like you got pulled backwards through a keyhole.

If you say so , o blond wise one :)

[MassHysteria]

If you say o blond wise one :)

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????

*throws hands in the air and runs screaming in a circle, in the manner of a woman who has spent several hours banging her head against a very cheerful brick wall*

Oni, I would get more pleasure licking a cactus from top to bottom than I do spending five minutes with you.

[Onigumo13]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????

*throws hands in the air and runs screaming in a circle, in the manner of a woman who has spent several hours banging her head against a very cheerful brick wall*

Oni, I would get more pleasure licking a cactus from top to bottom than I do spending five minutes with you.

Before gazing at you I will ask someone for a revolver , in order not to be tortured by your GAGA blondness !

[MassHysteria]

Oh, now you've exposed yourself as a true ruffian. Everybody knows gentlemen prefer blondes.

[Onigumo13]

No actually it sound like this much more properly in my personal opinion "Redheads and Brunettes go first , then the Blonds because they have more fun " :)

[MassHysteria]

I think that's the closest thing to sense I've ever heard you make. Too late to redeem yourself, though. I still think that if stupid were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

[Onigumo13]

^Brave words for a blond derier !

Well if blondie was crime you would spanked to death on your lovely bottom :)

[MassHysteria]

:stunned:

:speechless:

:blush:

Oni, you're not getting out of this that easily. You scruffy-looking Nerf-herder.

[Onigumo13]

:stunned:

:speechless:

:blush:

Oni, you're not getting out of this that easily. You scruffy-looking Nerf-herder.

This true I cannot help it , I am indeed a Nerd and Geek . In search of blond that will make my troubles fall asleep . With a pink Rubik's cube on my bed to study her gently . To write my 300 page essay on her behavior and that shall be quite plenty :)

[MassHysteria]

This true I cannot help it , I am indeed a Nerd and Geek . In search of blond that will make my troubles fall asleep . With a pink Rubik's cube on my bed to study her gently . To write my 300 page essay on her behavior and that shall be quite plenty :)

...What?

[Onigumo13]

...What?

^I need a blond subject in order to complete my anthropology study , and you are the only blond I am familiar with . A wonderful specimen indeed !

Wanted a blond :stare: !

[MassHysteria]

^I need a blond subject in order to complete my anthropology study , and you are the only blond I am familiar with . A wonderful specimen indeed !

Wanted a blond :stare" !

Well, uh, you found one. It's natural and everything. I'm even going in to have it styled tomorrow, I'm thinking of maybe a--HAAAAAYYY, wait a second!

:irked:

[Onigumo13]

^Well what did you expect , a serious relationship with a blond wake up and smell the roses kiddo !

*Gets in to his Bill "the snake charmer" character of Kill Bill*

[katrin]

^The Bride wouldn't even lower herself to assassinate you, figuring you don't have enough wit to keep yourself warm

[Cooper]

Oni, you are an idiot....

[MassHysteria]

Cooper, you're a little late in figuring that out.

[Onigumo13]

Oni, you are an idiot....

Coop , you are lame...you are aware of that ??? :)

[MassHysteria]

Oni, if you were waiting for a meaningless tryst with (apparently) the only blonde you know, that ship has sailed, buckaroo.

[Onigumo13]

Oni, if you were waiting for a meaningless tryst with (apparently) the only blonde you know, that ship has sailed, buckaroo.

You are a one dull blond , you do know that don't you ???

[MassHysteria]

Ah, Oni, your promiscuity is rivaled only by your simplicity an recklessness. Are you sure you're not an ESFP in disguise?

And another thing... you can call me dull until you're blue in the face, but I know better. Just because you'll never see a billion dollars doesn't mean it isn't there. It just means you don't deserve it.

[Onigumo13]

Ah, Oni, your promiscuity is rivaled only by your simplicity an recklessness. Are you sure you're not an ESFP in disguise?

And another thing... you can call me dull until you're blue in the face, but I know better. Just because you'll never see a billion dollars doesn't mean it isn't there. It just means you don't deserve it.

Go and dye your hair you pesky INFJ :)

[MassHysteria]

Go and dye your hair you pesky INFP :)

1.) I actually DID dye my hair a few days ago, then washed it out because being a brunette nearly crushed my soul.
2.) If you ever accuse me of being an INFP again, I will hunt you down and introduce you to new worlds of pain.
3.) Now piss off, you pube-flossing uncle-fucker.

[Onigumo13]

1.) I actually DID dye my hair a few days ago, then washed it out because being a brunette nearly crushed my soul.
2.) If you ever accuse me of being an INFP again, I will hunt you down and introduce you to new worlds of pain.
3.) Now piss off, you pube-flossing uncle-fucker.

2.) If you ever accuse me of being an INFP again, I will hunt you down and introduce you to new worlds of pain. - physically impossible to achieve :)

3.) Now piss off, you pube-flossing uncle-fucker. - And this one is a genuine cliche don't you ponder so blodie :)

[MassHysteria]

Oni, seriously, are you running everything you type through freetranslation.com and just hoping it works? Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[Onigumo13]

My blondie will you help me take over the world , while listening to a Three Dog Night - One ???

[MassHysteria]

What makes you think I'd actually help you?

[Onigumo13]

What makes you think I'd actually help you?

You will get your share of the world naturally (the blond one at least).....oh snap did I just typed that !

Oni bad , Oni bad...bad , bad Oni :(

And never ever dare to name me an , ESFP the are all are Idiots..... got it handsome are we copacetic with that ???

[MassHysteria]

Bad Oni indeed. *rolls up newspaper* OUTSIDE!

[Onigumo13]

Bad Oni indeed. *rolls up newspaper* OUTSIDE!

Before going out , *spills black paint all over MassHysteria + evil lough "serves you right " * :)

Oni getting sleepy , from MassHysteria's typing....calm you latter you blond handsome maniac you :)

[MassHysteria]

Ohhh, you better be ready for a whuppin'. Go pick me a switch! Make it a good one. Then get over here and take what's coming to you. :whip:

[Onigumo13]

Ohhh, you better be ready for a whuppin'. Go pick me a switch! Make it a good one. Then get over here and take what's coming to you. :whip:

Yes mistress....Blondzilla :)

Perhaps maybe later today *bows and wonders off ;D* spots MassHysteria's blond hair and falls a sleep on it.....mmmm blond shampoo so soft Grrrrrr Zzzz !

[katrin]

^ Mass, you are the world's clumsiest dominatrix. I've seen you nearly strangle yourself trying to wield that whip! :p

[MassHysteria]

*sigh*

Don't start being weird on top of everything else. Why don't you go to bed, silly old man?

@Kat, you should know that's all part of the fun. Care to join? :mellow:

[katrin]

^ Stop ignoring me, Hag!

[MassHysteria]

Who's ignoring whom, Witch!?

[katrin]

^ Clearly your studded dog collar is too tight and is cutting off the flow of oxygen to your brain!

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^ You, me, whomever. Trollop!

[MassHysteria]

Jezebel!

[katrin]

Crusted-crotched skeeze!

[MassHysteria]

Yeasty old leather bag! *shoves*

[katrin]

Slime-dripping pustule!

[MassHysteria]

flip-flopping politician!

[Onigumo13]

Quite you both ! , nap time now...I swear to your fucking God it's going to be curtains for the both of you :stare:. "Now back to my beauty sleep on MassHysteria's hair" :)

[MassHysteria]

*shakes off*

Beat it, ya foreign ass-blaster. That's not yours to sleep on.

*wraps hair around self and snoozes*

[Onigumo13]

*shakes off*

Beat it, ya foreign ass-blaster. That's not yours to sleep on.

*wraps hair around self and snoozes*

*Moves in on MassHysteria with a pair of left handed scissors !* and replies "we shall see about that handsome" ;D

I am intending to knit myself a blanket , and name it MassHysteria !

[MassHysteria]

Stop calling me handsome, you pretty thing.

You come at me with those left-handed scissors, you're gonna need both hands to find where I put them :stare:

...

20 minutes have gone by. I declare victory!

[Onigumo13]

Stop calling me handsome, you pretty thing.

You come at me with those left-handed scissors, you're gonna need both hands to find where I put them :stare:

...

20 minutes have gone by. I declare victory!

Au contraire , my dear blond petit It ain't over till Oni says its over ;D

[MassHysteria]

Au contraire, mon frere, it's well past over.

[Onigumo13]

Au contraire, mon frere, it's well past over.

How low have I fallen , I cannot say ney to a blond lady :)

[MassHysteria]

Nobody can, Oni. Nobody can.

[Fyrnae]

....except another one. Mass, I heard about what happened when you woke up under a cow, asking, 'Are you guys still here?'

[Cooper]

Fyrn, you are a little shit

[Onigumo13]

^Coop you are good for nothing daft bastard :)

[Fyrnae]

Stealer of pet names

[Onigumo13]

Stealer of pet names

Silly Jedi woman that constantly requires a sith man !

And coming up next Fyrnae and her problems stay tuned :)

[Fyrnae]

Ah, yes....the one that you will never be.

[Onigumo13]

Ah, yes....the one that you will never be.

Been a Sith , done that screwed many Jedi chicks ;)

Who's your daddy ???

[Fyrnae]

No idea, but I'm sure in spite of that you'll always be more of a bastard than I am.

[nowt]

Coop is her daddy.

[Fyrnae]

nowt is such a wanker, he goes through an entire box of tissues a day.

[Onigumo13]

No idea, but I'm sure in spite of that you'll always be more of a bastard than I am.

Thank the mythological place like heaven that you are not my mother , I would probably used my stashed revolver on my devious persona :)

[nowt]

Puts mouth to bananas, not bananas to mouth.

[GouldFan]

Doesn't know that the end justifies means when it comes to eating bananas.

[Onigumo13]

^*Chop's off nowt's banana with his brand new katana !*

[GouldFan]

Chop of that ponytail of yours with the Katana for ignoring ME. ;)

[Onigumo13]

Chop of that ponytail of yours with the Katana for ignoring ME. ;)

^You must understand , I pondered that you never even existed ;)

[Skele Drew]

Smirk has you looking like a Chesire cat.

[nowt]

Collects urinal mints.

[Onigumo13]

Smirk has you looking like a Chesire cat.

^No you pack of unwanted dope , I am the only Chesire cat around here as for the rest you can " use your imagination here if you have one " !!! :)

[nowt]

Dull.

[Onigumo13]

Dull.

You are duller than my dog :)

[nowt]

You have no idea.

[Onigumo13]

You have no idea.

Stop pissing of the authority you gimp , and you wont be warned ;)

[nowt]

The could read better, but so could you.

[Onigumo13]

The could read better, but so could you.

Go and troll your mom , lol :)

[nowt]

Get a new script.

[Cooper]

get a brain

[Fyrnae]

get some friends

[Onigumo13]

Get a new husband :)
(pardon for this one if it sounds offensive in advance :) )

[Fyrnae]

I'm not offended, Oni, since I'm in the process of doing just that. It's still not you, though, silly boy.

[Onigumo13]

I'm not offended, Oni, since I'm in the process of doing just that. It's still not you, though, silly boy.

Fyrnae you Jedi grandma , I hope you shall find an old geezer Jedi suitable just for you :)

[katrin]

^Oni, you hentai-watching deviant!

[Onigumo13]

^Oni, you hentai-watching deviant!

^Huh strange and very peculiar....how did the butterfly fetishist found out about that , must conceal my Hentai stash once again :) !

And yes katrin , I am aware about your butterfly porn you perverted INFP ! :stare:

[Jackie]

I suck.

I am the last poster at the point in time of this message. I'm the only one that understands this. Saying insult the last poster is the same as saying insult yourself.

[katrin]

^Come up for air, Jackie. You are getting too deep.

[Jackie]

^Come up for air, Jackie. You are getting too deep.

Crap, I'm drowning!

[Onigumo13]

Crap, I'm drowning!

^In a manure Jackie , dig down deep and you wont be disappointed either :)

[katrin]

^She speaks poinards and every word stabs!
Not.
You're supposed to insult me, Jackie!

^Oni, were your breath as terrible as your terminations
there'd be no living near you!

[Onigumo13]

^She speaks poinards and every word stabs!
Not.
You're supposed to insult me, Jackie!

^Oni, were your breath as terrible as your terminations
there'd be no living near you!

What ever you say grandma , butterfly rapist :)

[MassHysteria]

Ugh, the thread is still infested with hemorrhoids, I see.

[katrin]

^Yes and someone should've told you, Mass, that hemorrhoid cream doesn't really work on haggy eye bags!

[MassHysteria]

Skank

[newday]

pokerface

[Onigumo13]

pokerface

Old crow :)

[newday]

noseless dork

[Onigumo13]

Avatar with an ink spill :)

[MassHysteria]

^poorly-drawn Anne Rice hentai enthusiast

[Bobsama]

has more inches of cleavage than IQ

[MassHysteria]

^Is lacking in both cleavage and IQ.

[Cooper]

Mass, you are so.....mass

[Thakur]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[MassHysteria]

What the hell are you doing here? *calls your father to let him know you've chewed through your yard tie again*

[Thakur]

Kitchen. Now.

[MassHysteria]

*looks to the left and right as every other man on the forum ducks for cover*

I'm only going to say this once, and I'm going to say it very slowly so there's no chance you'll miss the message. Ready? Paying attention?

I.
Will.
End.
You.

[Thakur]

Haha, what? Careful, you might break a nail girlie.

[MassHysteria]

I'm only going to say this once, and I'm going to say it very slowly so there's no chance you'll miss the message. Ready? Paying attention?



Haha, what?


*facepalm*

You are such a male.

[Thakur]

:) It happens. So touchy. Be careful girl, would you rather people accept you for who you are, or do you want them to like you :) I'm going to bed I'm sure I'll get on again some time within a week.

[MassHysteria]

What does that even mean? Go to bed. We don't need you.


And stop calling me Girl.

[plotthickens]

Mass: (noun) an INTJf poster not worth fucking.

[Cooper]

plot, its past your bedtime. Stay up any later and you'll turn into Hannah Montana

[Bobsama]

Wanks off to Hannah Montana episodes.

[Onigumo13]

Silence you pussy cat ! *throws his unneeded shoe at Bobsama* :)

[plotthickens]

Oni, those are the least offensive insults I've ever read. FAIL.

[Onigumo13]

Oni, those are the least offensive insults I've ever read. FAIL.

Plot baby go and join that American football league (NFL) , the junior league I mean :)

[plotthickens]

I play too rough for them, Oni, unlike you, you creampuff.

[Onigumo13]

I play too rough for them, Oni, unlike you, you creampuff.

Then be their coach , maybe you can train me also babe :)

[plotthickens]

You're not worth my time, Oni.

[Onigumo13]

You're not worth my time, Oni.

Go and prepare your husband something to eat , that's the precise reason why he married you :)

[Bobsama]

Would make a great wife for someone.

[Onigumo13]

Would make a great wife for someone.

Be quiet "PUSSY" cat , you are already someones "bitch" :)

[plotthickens]

Shush, Oni, your jealousy is a little ugly.

[Onigumo13]

Shush, Oni, your jealousy is a little ugly.

Well sugar you avatar needs a repaint job done....as quickly as possible :)

Because all lollipop flavors are missing ;)

[plotthickens]

Only a girly man like you could tell.

[Onigumo13]

Only a girly man like you could tell.

Only a kamasutra girl would know :)

Feeling manly , plot baby I see you are growing that mustache already :)

[plotthickens]

At least I have some testosterone. Have your testicles dropped yet?

[Onigumo13]

At least I have some testosterone. Have your testicles dropped yet?

Has your grass evolved in to a dickweed already , have you started to wear your husbands pants now ???

[plotthickens]

I'll take that as a no, especially seeing as you don't yet understand the biological equivalents between male and female pudendum.

[Cooper]

grump

[Onigumo13]

Pimp

[MassHysteria]

Whore

[Onigumo13]

Whore

Blond

[plotthickens]

Bitch

[MassHysteria]

emo

[plotthickens]

Tiresome

[Onigumo13]

Lesbian

[Akzis]

Idiot for implying being lesbian is a bad thing.

[Onigumo13]

Idiot for implying being lesbian is a bad thing.

Shut your pie hole , light bulb fucker :)

You are a deceiver and a thief , that's Thomas Edison's light bulb how dare you !

You cat piss :)

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[Akzis]

-10 points for thinking it's wrong to fuck lightbulbs.

[Onigumo13]

-10 points for thinking it's wrong to fuck lightbulbs.

Be quiet , don't make me visit your hometown . Then locating your arse and breaking your chopstick's :)

[plotthickens]

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[Onigumo13]

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^That's definitely your husbands size , no wonder he is unable to satisfy you properly plot :)
There is so much passion in your post's :)

[MassHysteria]

*tsk tsk* I believe you are projecting, Oni. Tell me, do you hire all those hookers in hopes they will pleasure you, or find it for you?

[plotthickens]

Well, I feel sorry for them, they can never charge full price.

[Onigumo13]

*tsk tsk* I believe you are projecting, Oni. Tell me, do you hire all those hookers in hopes they will pleasure you, or find it for you?

My dear I am a lady's man , unlike some blond whore which is having a debate with me .

Got it sunshine :) ???

[plotthickens]

Yep, lady's man. Don't forget the apron and buttplug, bitch.

[MassHysteria]

Oni, I don't think you or I could be a lady's man without strapping one on.

[Onigumo13]

Yep, lady's man. Don't forget the apron and buttplug, bitch.


If you say so oh you unsatisfied wife :) ???

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Oni, I don't think you or I could be a lady's man without strapping one on.

You don't say Blondzilla :)

[MassHysteria]

You say blonde like it's a bad thing, you stupid stupid man.

[Onigumo13]

You say blonde like it's a bad thing, you stupid stupid man.

Say your mantra properly now you pink Rubik's cube worshiper , namu namu namu silly silly silly Blond Blondie Blondzilla :)

[Bobsama]

Is poorly drawn.

[Akzis]

is deluding himself into thinking he's a badass.

[plotthickens]

A, you have a name I could pronounce if I wanted to, I'm sure.

[Onigumo13]

Is poorly drawn.

Salutations you insane kitteh !!!

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[plotthickens]

Find the other half of your facial features and get back to me.

[Cooper]

snob

[Onigumo13]

Find the other half of your facial features and get back to me.

Are you debating with me , listen I gotta take a call from your alcoholic dad " He died you know ! , twice ;D" lol

[plotthickens]

Yep, he dead. Ahem. Good advice for ya.

[Onigumo13]

Yep, he dead. Ahem. Good advice for ya.

What advice you NFL coach ???

[plotthickens]

"Piss off".

[Onigumo13]

"Piss off".

Somebody starts to acknowledge me :)

" Neo the matrix is trying to screw you !"

Now sweetheart , lets not get things quite sophisticated shall we be polite now and perhaps I will allow you to whack my key chain once ;D

[Bobsama]

Is entirely two-dimensional.

[katrin]

^Your "pith" helmet is moldy

[MassHysteria]

Katrin! Finally, someone appears who's plays on Oni's level!

[Onigumo13]

Katrin! Finally, someone appears who's plays on Oni's level!

Go select some new jeans from a store blond I know you want a new pair quite badly :)

[MassHysteria]

Oni, you give love a bad name.

[Onigumo13]

Oni, you give love a bad name.

Stop quoting Bon Jovi , get your own blond quotation :)

[MassHysteria]

Get your own language, you non-blonde.

[Onigumo13]

Get your own language, you non-blonde.

Stop teasing me you hussy :)

[MassHysteria]

Tease you? Go jump off a balcony, you douche.

[katrin]

^ Douche together, jump together, lovebird losers

[MassHysteria]

^ :yuck: Katrin, don't be jealous. You can have him. You deserve each other.

[Onigumo13]

^ :yuck: Katrin, don't be jealous. You can have him. You deserve each other.

*Grabs MassHysteria's hair , and swing of the balcony gently on the ground* smell your shampoos later douchebags !!! ;D