Insult the Last Poster

[Cooper]

You stink of goat.

[Reizu]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[GenessorDios]

You are as original as your avatar is anatomically proportionate.

[Reizu]

Your ass is dull and made of cheap plastic.

[deconspire]

You have no ass.

[Reizu]

The color in your avatar is hideous.

[deconspire]

You're more excitable than Jessie Spano on diet pills (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[Reizu]

Your breath stinks.

[Atamagahen]

After initiating an investigation requiring a great deal of evaluation and deduction, I've come to the conclusion that:

You're a loser.

[Reizu]

Thou lump of foul deformity!

[reiven]

your feet are so big, if i push you over, you would bend back upright.

[Reizu]

Your are so frail that you can fight glass and YOU'LL be the one who ends up shattered.

[Grave]

you've almost drowned in your own bathtub 9 times.

[Reizu]

You've never taken the risk of taking a bath.

[Grave]

Proof of my last post: thinks taking a bath is a risk.

[Reizu]

So what!?
Ahem....

You're so old, the candles on you birthday cake melted the polar ice caps!

[Minerva]

You're so inexperienced you fall in love with anime chicks!

[Reizu]

You can't tell chicks from guys!

[Minerva]

Is a chick, looks like a guy.

*looked at your profile after that post. :laugh:*

[GenessorDios]

You taste worse than discarded nail clippings.

Not … that I'd know what that tastes like …

[Atamagahen]

Yeah, not without ketchup and boogers.

[GenessorDios]

I'm sorry, I did not mean to get you sexually aroused with such talk. Please stop drooling.

[reiven]

i would choose another ureter stent over reading your banalities.

[Atamagahen]

Your level of rationality is equal to that of your capitalization, which is to say, none at all.

[GenessorDios]

I don't know why you limit the descriptor to your head, when it applies to all aspects of your life.

[Espadrille]

Rust bucket.

[discontinuous]

Cockstrap ears.

[Espadrille]

Call that an avatar?

[discontinuous]

Are you a furry?

[Dysthe]

Demented little munchkin

[Atamagahen]

I've read more original insults from Youtube users.

[Reizu]

Actually reads YouTube comments.

[Atamagahen]

They're amusing, such as your comebacks.
I'll be looking forward to them.

[Reizu]

A comeback to what? That wasn't even an insult!

.... Or was the insult the fact that I wasn't able to pick up on the insult?

Then YOU are a monkey whose sole purpose in life is to find the peanut butter!

[Dysthe]

Butter droop

[Espadrille]

Dunks toast in coffee, even after it has fallen into the dog dish.

[Reizu]

You call that a costume?

[Espadrille]

You call that amusing, entertaining, and unusual?

[Reizu]

Your avatar is more girly than Twilight fans.

[Espadrille]

^whines when thwarted.

[reiven]

if it weren't for breasts, you would have no one to talk to.

[GenessorDios]

You're so old, you used to get done in for grand theft manual. Well, you're not that old.

[Espadrille]

^needs to get those teeth whitened.

[peaceinwar]

^could make a candle with the wax in those ears

[Espadrille]

^never removes that hat.

[GenessorDios]

If you lowered your arms, that other bunny would come into focus.

[Espadrille]

^never had his eyes examined.

[GenessorDios]

Not unusual since anyone who so much as glances at you needs their eyes replaced.

[Espadrille]

^won't look anyone in the eyes.

[discontinuous]

^Is insecure not knowing what people's eyes are up to.

[Espadrille]

Takes a security blanket to work every day.

[discontinuous]

Is made of the bits of food your roommates leave in the sink.

[Espadrille]

^eats the bits of food left in the sink for days.

[discontinuous]

^ Gets her jollies making skidding noises with her shoes, thinks others see her as more uppity and productive.

[gracious]

^ Has a distinct lack of jollies.

[Sprelious]

^ Has a nailgun and knows how to use it.

[gracious]

Irrationally fears Feelers.

[Espadrille]

^rations out feelings to save energy.

[discontinuous]

Insensibly judging lunatic.

[Espadrille]

^can't differentiate discontinous referenced preferentials.

[Artio]

^ has bigger eyes and ears than brain.

[Espadrille]

^Doesn't have a right brain.

[Reizu]

^Doesn't have the correct brain.

[Espadrille]

^never knows what time it is.

[Reizu]

^Smells funny.

[Steel]

^a rags-to-rags success story.

[Reizu]

^'s avatar is scarily accurate.

[dvdhrns]

^ only has 4 friends.

[reiven]

^'s momma was so fat, ^'s gestation was 16 months.

[GenessorDios]

It's too bad they discovered smelling salts weren't brain-damaging, or your belly button would still have a job.

[reiven]

in the native tongue of the Cheyenne, ^'s name is He who has Bra For Shoes

insult value:
GD has no sense for what to do with ladies undergarments sent in a parcel.

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks cow tipping means giving the milkman a few extra dollars.

[GenessorDios]

If you were a fly, even flies wouldn't let you fly around their fly shit.

[reiven]

mother theresa took one look at ^, and said "sorry, theres just nothing we can do"

[GenessorDios]

... because he was just too perfect to improve.

Talk a little less, will you? I've already lost two brain cells in the past fifteen minutes. What, are you trying to get me down to your level?

[Reizu]

^Is so untalented he threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[reiven]

^'s security blanket and her diaper are one and the same.

[GenessorDios]

If you turned into a monkey, no one'd know the difference.

[EmmaKynikos]

your body odor is so toxic that it was used at auchwietz

[GenessorDios]

Opponents of intelligent design theory have been winning all their debates recently ever since they started showing up bearing just one Powerpoint slide with your face on it.

[Valhalla]

If I insulted you that would very likely be a compliment.

[reiven]

you smell like mustard.

[Valhalla]

That is a bit hard to judge when your nose has fallen off.

[reiven]

black shows your dandruff.
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[Valhalla]

Those black and white spots are from your delirium. Check with the voices in your head if you don't believe me.

[GenessorDios]

Even the voices in your head think you're annoying.

[reiven]

when ^^ says Augen auf ich.... komme! no one cares.

[Valhalla]

GD really hates those flashbacks every time his blow up woman explodes.

Reiven doesn't komme nor gehe anywhere.

[GenessorDios]

Hitler once said If it weren't for my beloved 470-year-old mentor & idol, reiven, I'd never have gotten the courage to pursue my dreams.

[reiven]

were it not for tossing tomatoes at them, gD is on record wondering why there are women in the first place.

[Espadrille]

Reiven thinks fermented, stewed tomatoes are tasty.

[Gerard91]

You are the only person happy to see you.

[Espadrille]

I bet you kiss your own image in the mirror.

[GenessorDios]

If you died and the sequel to the bubonic plague was released, it'd still be a net positive gain for the planet.

[Espadrille]

If you were alive no one would be glad.

[GenessorDios]

Making love to you is like crushing a piece of glass in your hand; difficult to do and causes only suffering.

[gracious]

When Titanic sank, passengers given the tradeoff between perishing or pleasuring you unamimously chose the former.

[Espadrille]

Thinks only a mom could love her.

[gracious]

There's still a clique thread; you just aren't invited.

[Espadrille]

^doesn't differentiate between click and clique.

[GenessorDios]

If I punched you in the face, I could attain the OBE.

[Espadrille]

Bugeyed sleazy toad.

[reiven]

^^ wears a size 11 shoe to impress the ladies.

his shoes and his partners have one thing in common-
he's never filled either.


^is easily distracted by the low humming sound of wind across her ears.

[Espadrille]

Can hardly hear for all the hair and dust bunnies in his ears.

[Cooper]

You smell so bad, the skunks in your neighborhood stock up on tomato juice...

[Espadrille]

^your breath smells like you suck rotten eggs.

[EmmaKynikos]

your posts have killed more threads than a singer sewing machine

[deconspire]

You're a pernicious strumpet.

[Espadrille]

You'll eat just about anything on the day old bread shelf.

[deconspire]

And it's still better than your cooking.

[GenessorDios]

Your color palette could make a blind man vomit.

[deconspire]

Your voice would make a deaf man cry

[peaceinwar]

Will never be 1/2 the man his mother is.

[nelsonm360]

sicker than an aids infested child-molester.

[Espadrille]

Mind is even lower than the gutter.

[deconspire]

Babies cry whenever she's around.

[Steel]

Your skull is so empty, when you lay down, you hear the sound of BBs roll into the back of your head.

[stealthfighter]

Your laughter makes the dead so annoyed they rise from the grave.

[Steel]

You're so fat, you stepped into a pair of Jordan pumps and popped the air pockets.

[stealthfighter]

You're so yellow you'd make a good mascot for a hepatitis patients' association.

[MechanicalSun]

You are a bad ... airplane? :s

[paleoeco]

Platonist!

[thebrainpolice]

Randian!

[havingabubble]

communist!!

[nowt]

Race-realist.

[Steel]

You're so fat, a special-sized toilet bowl had to be made to accomodate you. It would later become the prototype for the above ground swimming pool.

[GenessorDios]

You'd never make it as an astronowt.

Well, you neither I guess.

[Steel]

You're like the bootleg version of R2-D2.

[gracious]

Hobos give you their spare change out of pity.

[Espadrille]

Roses smell funny to you.

[peaceinwar]

Your ears are so big your momma sold you to the circus as a child.

[stealthfighter]

Yor hairstyle looks so primitive, you could play a part in The Lion King.

[reiven]

your life is so pathetic, roy buchanan (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) killed himself after he wrote a song about it.

[Dancingqueen]

Jeff Buckley wrote " murder suicide meteor slave" for you.

[stealthfighter]

Hobos killed themselves when they heard you singing.

[Dancingqueen]

Your avatar is a suble hint at the explosive gas you commonly inflict on others from your south end.

[reiven]

people were so anxious to get away from you, they crossed the border to get drafted into 'nam.

[artiste]

^ has an intellectual horizon like a kneeling ant's real horizon.

[reiven]

^ uses extreme sports as his 'reason' for smelling like discarded homeless clothing.

[gracious]

^ Mimes find you annoying.

[reiven]

grinding teeth and cracking knuckles as some of ^'s better qualities.

[gracious]

His dog chases after the dog catcher in hopes of better company.

[reiven]

^'s parents moved around a lot.
eventually she stopped trying to find them.

[gracious]

^'s houseplants refuse to absorb water anymore so they can stop breathing ^'s carbon dioxide.

[reiven]

^ has changed her hair color so many times, she often startles herself in the mirror.

[gracious]

^ Believes he is a cool vampire who casts no reflection but in reality all the mirrors shed their silvering rather than duplicate his image.

[reiven]

^ doesn't understand why kids toss fruit to her when she goes to the zoo.

[gracious]

^ Is considered quite a catch on PlentyofApes.com

[reiven]

if you dye the top of your feet pink, you won't need to buy anymore fuzzy slippers.

[gracious]

Socks with sandals is an improvement in your usual attire.

[reiven]

wearing shoes at all would open up a whole new array of restaurants for you.

[stealthfighter]

Standing on the middle of a desert would prompt an alien invasion.

[reiven]

a) interact daily with stealthfighter
b) contract gangrene and interact occasionally with stealthfighter
c) contract gangrene and ebola, and never interact with stealthfighter

unanimous answer- C

[artiste]

^ is so fat, there's patents pending for sattelite orbits around him.

[reiven]

^ was so ugly in jr high, the zits on his face spelled "you don't wanna see" in braille.

[CanrHoldLimes]

^ Has saggy titties

[reiven]

^ would have sex with an orangutan if it meant finally getting some action again

[artiste]

^ keeps all her ports open like Windows ME. (in case ^ female)
Otherwise it's his mother who keeps all her [...] ;)

[reiven]

^ can't tell the difference between a penis and a chicken leg, and is mucho fun on a picnic.

[stealthfighter]

^Can't tell the difference between a dildo and a hotdog.

[Cooper]

^of which you resemble the previous.

[venuspop]

and you, the latter.

[Onigumo13]

Venus Poop-sickle , and his or her owner during the performance of..."The Lords Of The Flea Bag Dance" :rolleyes:

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[reiven]

oni, you are an ignorant slut.

[Onigumo13]

Grandpa reiven , and you are a mutated male hobbit prostitute :rolleyes:

[deconspire]

birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

[GenessorDios]

There's less activity in your brain than sloths in a glue forest on Jupiter.

[deconspire]

stares at juice cans for hours because they say "concentrate".

[CrudeHypothesis]

You're as smart as Venuspop

[GenessorDios]

@deconspire: Be careful, the server hosting the page of retreaded insults is liable to crash from your repeated visits.

[deconspire]

You're only worthy of retreaded insults

[Lunammi]

Even Quasimodo wouldn't save your life.

[Onigumo13]

Go ahead now darling , feed the deconspire goldfish...and don't forget to polish his fishbowl :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Gods in heaven, demons below, what did we do to deserve Onigumo?

[Lunammi]

Onigumo is an angel if compared with you.

[GenessorDios]

Calling someone nonexistent, that's harsh. Just like your face.

[Lunammi]

Even Hulk wears pants smaller than yours.

[GenessorDios]

You're the only person who salivates when someone says they opened a can of worms.

[Lunammi]

People would use your face as a shield if there was a possibility to be punched.

[Onigumo13]

Lunammi , I consider you simply irrelevant to my interests sunshine :rolleyes:

As for you GenessorDios , "Settle down you ceremonial barf bucket bot 3000" :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

You have all the personality of a discarded garden gnome.

[Lunammi]

Even Jesus hates you.

[Othesemo]

You've got Van Gogh's ear for music.

[stealthfighter]

Chickened out during the fall of Rome.

[zeroemission]

is a REAL test pilot
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[stealthfighter]

Is a met user.

[zeroemission]

has a video projector pointed at his garage playing debbie does dallas

[stealthfighter]

has a video projector pointed at his garage playing Bieber does Lohan.

[zeroemission]

masturbates to shatner singing rocket man

[stealthfighter]

jerks off in the garage to the tune of Through The Fire.

[zeroemission]

goes around peeping in garages, homes, maiboxes, cars, and purses but is afraid of mirrors for some reason

[stealthfighter]

Creeps into the neighbor's thrash bin.

[zeroemission]

creeps out trash collectors

[Dung]

Emits...stuff.

[zeroemission]

is so totally full of crap he advertises said fact

[IronSulfide]

^ laughs uncontrollably whenever he sees someone fall down a flight of stairs.

[zeroemission]

^ collects snuff flicks

[Dung]

^ Licks tree moss wishing it was Kate Moss.

[stealthfighter]

^Rejected by Kate Moss.

[Dung]

^ Loops the loo, failing to loop the loop.

[Espadrille]

Is loopy

[zeroemission]

^ scurries by people she's stalking in grocery store canned goods aisles and is really more of a black bunny

[stealthfighter]

^a long-time squatter in the park's oak tree.

[gracious]

^ Welcomes dandelions in his yard so at least he has some company.

[Othesemo]

For you, smoking would be an improvement.

[gracious]

^ Never grasped the rules of the boardgame Candyland.

[stealthfighter]

^Never won in Snakes and Ladders.

[zeroemission]

^ never misses an opportunity to score roadkill

[gracious]

^Was a runner-up to roadkill for the title of Miss Congeniality.

[GenessorDios]

Being friends with you is like being hooked up to a torture device that hurts you at the same rate that your body can heal and is powered geothermally directly by the Earth's core.

[Apex]

Alcoholic ruffian

[zeroemission]

uses words like ruffian, scoundrel, cad, hooligan & hoodlum

[GenessorDios]

Your childless wife wishes she had known your username was meant to be taken literally.

[stealthfighter]

Corroded from the inside.

[GenessorDios]

Your vesselous emptiness and extreme lactose intolerance are the only reasons you're still airborne.

[stealthfighter]

Your armpits need some polishing.

[GenessorDios]

Arguing with you is like punching a durian.

[zeroemission]

bite my shiny metal ass

[gracious]

Even a mosquito would refuse to have contact with you.

[MrControll]

Tend to make friends with mosquito's.

[gracious]

Always smells like he's wearing a combination of week old sunscreen and expired bug repellent.

[stealthfighter]

Your fire is fueled by excessive methane gas from within your body.

[GenessorDios]

After sharing a lift with you once, most people would rather run up the stairs of the adjacent building and jump across than do it again.

[Cooper]

GD, you still here? Thought for sure you would have been recycled like the rest of those old dumpsters.

[GenessorDios]

Don't move, please. I'm afraid your spine will realize it's dust and stop trying. You won't be missed but I don't like sneezing.

[stealthfighter]

Are you wearing the garbage can used by the Kardahians?

[GenessorDios]

No. Don't worry, I have no interest in stealing your role as their communal toilet bowl.

[stealthfighter]

Then perhaps they could recycle your head as urinal.

[GenessorDios]

They wouldn't have had to do that if you didn't gargle, laugh and generally act like you're enjoying it every time. I mean, I know you weren't acting, but still.

[venuspop]

^ wears pink underwear.

[GenessorDios]

It's not that your vocal performances are enjoyable so much as they have a paralytic effect on the audience. And birds. And aircraft. And planetary rotation.

PS. When people say your concerts are earth-shattering, it doesn't mean what you think it means.

[venuspop]

You're just jealous because you can't sing.

You sing so badly in the shower, that an evacuation was called each time you performed.

[GenessorDios]

Every time people buy you a Get well soon card, they unfailingly add in a.

[venuspop]

When they called you a black sheep, they meant it literally. It started when you "baa! baaa!" in your sleep.

[zeroemission]

^ dreams of shaving sheep

[Dancingqueen]

Would rather have sex with electric sheep than the ladays

[Espadrille]

Likes to step on her dance partner's toes.

[GenessorDios]

I don't know how long it will take for you to realize why that guy who hangs around you keeps saying that he likes disgusting creatures.

[Espadrille]

Well GD, it takes one to know one.

[GenessorDios]

Exactly, you're both filthy vermin.

[Espadrille]

I hope you plan to defumigate your house before the neighbours complain to the health department.

[kocho]

And I hope you plan to stop defiling that were-rabbit

[GenessorDios]

Thanks, INTJf settings, for automatically blocking kocho's self-portraited avatar submission and preventing simultaneous international vomitation en masse.

[envirodude]

Some people have a way with words; other people do not have such a way (with words).

[Dancingqueen]

The way to words does not lie along his path.

[catzama]

You... Probably have bad smelling breath when you wake up.

[Phenomellama]

You tasted a little...gamey.

[GenessorDios]

Putting aside the fact that you're the vilest creature on Earth (and not far from the bottom on the universal scale either), I like ice cream.

[Phenomellama]

Doing a lot of FPC there, aren't you?
Fistpumps
Push-ups
Chapstick

(And yes, I'm going to get insulted for knowing where that is from)

[reiven]

naturally occurring body cheese is more appealing than you.