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04-09-2012, 12:20 AM
You stink of goat.
04-09-2012, 04:40 AM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
04-09-2012, 07:25 AM
You are as original as your avatar is anatomically proportionate.
04-09-2012, 11:32 AM
Your ass is dull and made of cheap plastic.
04-09-2012, 11:33 AM
You have no ass.
04-09-2012, 11:34 AM
The color in your avatar is hideous.
04-09-2012, 11:44 AM
You're more excitable than Jessie Spano on diet pills (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).
04-09-2012, 02:09 PM
Your breath stinks.
04-09-2012, 02:34 PM
After initiating an investigation requiring a great deal of evaluation and deduction, I've come to the conclusion that:
You're a loser.
04-09-2012, 02:44 PM
Thou lump of foul deformity!
04-09-2012, 02:47 PM
your feet are so big, if i push you over, you would bend back upright.
04-09-2012, 02:50 PM
Your are so frail that you can fight glass and YOU'LL be the one who ends up shattered.
04-09-2012, 02:58 PM
you've almost drowned in your own bathtub 9 times.
04-09-2012, 03:00 PM
You've never taken the risk of taking a bath.
04-09-2012, 03:02 PM
Proof of my last post: thinks taking a bath is a risk.
04-09-2012, 03:03 PM
You're so old, the candles on you birthday cake melted the polar ice caps!
04-09-2012, 03:21 PM
You're so inexperienced you fall in love with anime chicks!
04-09-2012, 03:26 PM
You can't tell chicks from guys!
04-09-2012, 03:30 PM
Is a chick, looks like a guy.
*looked at your profile after that post. :laugh:*
04-11-2012, 02:00 AM
You taste worse than discarded nail clippings.
Not … that I'd know what that tastes like …
04-11-2012, 02:05 AM
Yeah, not without ketchup and boogers.
04-11-2012, 02:24 AM
I'm sorry, I did not mean to get you sexually aroused with such talk. Please stop drooling.
04-11-2012, 08:42 AM
i would choose another ureter stent over reading your banalities.
04-11-2012, 08:47 AM
Your level of rationality is equal to that of your capitalization, which is to say, none at all.
04-11-2012, 09:15 AM
I don't know why you limit the descriptor to your head, when it applies to all aspects of your life.
04-11-2012, 10:13 AM
04-11-2012, 10:22 AM
04-11-2012, 10:23 AM
Call that an avatar?
04-11-2012, 10:35 AM
Are you a furry?
04-11-2012, 01:13 PM
Demented little munchkin
04-11-2012, 03:10 PM
I've read more original insults from Youtube users.
04-11-2012, 04:29 PM
Actually reads YouTube comments.
04-11-2012, 04:30 PM
They're amusing, such as your comebacks.
I'll be looking forward to them.
04-11-2012, 04:34 PM
A comeback to what? That wasn't even an insult!
.... Or was the insult the fact that I wasn't able to pick up on the insult?
Then YOU are a monkey whose sole purpose in life is to find the peanut butter!
04-11-2012, 08:50 PM
04-13-2012, 06:58 AM
Dunks toast in coffee, even after it has fallen into the dog dish.
04-13-2012, 06:31 PM
You call that a costume?
04-14-2012, 08:14 AM
You call that amusing, entertaining, and unusual?
04-14-2012, 08:19 AM
Your avatar is more girly than Twilight fans.
04-15-2012, 11:55 AM
^whines when thwarted.
04-16-2012, 03:44 AM
if it weren't for breasts, you would have no one to talk to.
04-16-2012, 04:11 AM
You're so old, you used to get done in for grand theft manual. Well, you're not that old.
04-16-2012, 01:37 PM
^needs to get those teeth whitened.
04-16-2012, 02:25 PM
^could make a candle with the wax in those ears
04-16-2012, 05:52 PM
^never removes that hat.
04-16-2012, 09:48 PM
If you lowered your arms, that other bunny would come into focus.
04-17-2012, 06:43 AM
^never had his eyes examined.
04-17-2012, 09:26 PM
Not unusual since anyone who so much as glances at you needs their eyes replaced.
04-18-2012, 10:49 AM
^won't look anyone in the eyes.
04-18-2012, 03:57 PM
^Is insecure not knowing what people's eyes are up to.
04-18-2012, 03:59 PM
Takes a security blanket to work every day.
04-18-2012, 04:18 PM
Is made of the bits of food your roommates leave in the sink.
04-18-2012, 06:26 PM
^eats the bits of food left in the sink for days.
04-18-2012, 08:17 PM
^ Gets her jollies making skidding noises with her shoes, thinks others see her as more uppity and productive.
04-19-2012, 10:25 AM
^ Has a distinct lack of jollies.
04-19-2012, 10:36 AM
^ Has a nailgun and knows how to use it.
04-19-2012, 10:38 AM
Irrationally fears Feelers.
04-19-2012, 11:41 AM
^rations out feelings to save energy.
04-20-2012, 11:40 PM
Insensibly judging lunatic.
04-21-2012, 05:53 AM
^can't differentiate discontinous referenced preferentials.
04-21-2012, 10:47 AM
^ has bigger eyes and ears than brain.
04-21-2012, 10:51 AM
^Doesn't have a right brain.
04-21-2012, 01:41 PM
^Doesn't have the correct brain.
04-21-2012, 05:58 PM
^never knows what time it is.
04-21-2012, 07:28 PM
04-21-2012, 07:31 PM
^a rags-to-rags success story.
04-21-2012, 07:38 PM
^'s avatar is scarily accurate.
04-21-2012, 08:50 PM
^ only has 4 friends.
04-22-2012, 06:14 AM
^'s momma was so fat, ^'s gestation was 16 months.
04-22-2012, 06:49 AM
It's too bad they discovered smelling salts weren't brain-damaging, or your belly button would still have a job.
04-22-2012, 06:58 AM
in the native tongue of the Cheyenne, ^'s name is He who has Bra For Shoes
GD has no sense for what to do with ladies undergarments sent in a parcel.
04-22-2012, 07:07 AM
thinks cow tipping means giving the milkman a few extra dollars.
04-22-2012, 07:11 AM
If you were a fly, even flies wouldn't let you fly around their fly shit.
04-22-2012, 07:14 AM
mother theresa took one look at ^, and said "sorry, theres just nothing we can do"
04-22-2012, 07:22 AM
... because he was just too perfect to improve.
Talk a little less, will you? I've already lost two brain cells in the past fifteen minutes. What, are you trying to get me down to your level?
04-22-2012, 07:34 AM
^Is so untalented he threw a rock at the ground and missed.
04-22-2012, 07:46 AM
^'s security blanket and her diaper are one and the same.
04-22-2012, 07:50 AM
If you turned into a monkey, no one'd know the difference.
04-22-2012, 07:50 AM
your body odor is so toxic that it was used at auchwietz
04-22-2012, 07:53 AM
Opponents of intelligent design theory have been winning all their debates recently ever since they started showing up bearing just one Powerpoint slide with your face on it.
04-22-2012, 08:30 AM
If I insulted you that would very likely be a compliment.
04-22-2012, 08:38 AM
you smell like mustard.
04-22-2012, 08:45 AM
That is a bit hard to judge when your nose has fallen off.
04-22-2012, 08:46 AM
black shows your dandruff.
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04-22-2012, 08:51 AM
Those black and white spots are from your delirium. Check with the voices in your head if you don't believe me.
04-22-2012, 08:54 AM
Even the voices in your head think you're annoying.
04-22-2012, 08:55 AM
when ^^ says Augen auf ich.... komme! no one cares.
04-22-2012, 08:56 AM
GD really hates those flashbacks every time his blow up woman explodes.
Reiven doesn't komme nor gehe anywhere.
04-22-2012, 08:57 AM
Hitler once said If it weren't for my beloved 470-year-old mentor & idol, reiven, I'd never have gotten the courage to pursue my dreams.
04-22-2012, 09:10 AM
were it not for tossing tomatoes at them, gD is on record wondering why there are women in the first place.
04-22-2012, 01:29 PM
Reiven thinks fermented, stewed tomatoes are tasty.
04-28-2012, 07:52 AM
You are the only person happy to see you.
04-28-2012, 02:08 PM
I bet you kiss your own image in the mirror.
05-04-2012, 04:00 AM
If you died and the sequel to the bubonic plague was released, it'd still be a net positive gain for the planet.
05-04-2012, 06:36 AM
If you were alive no one would be glad.
05-04-2012, 08:26 AM
Making love to you is like crushing a piece of glass in your hand; difficult to do and causes only suffering.
05-04-2012, 11:21 AM
When Titanic sank, passengers given the tradeoff between perishing or pleasuring you unamimously chose the former.
05-04-2012, 12:31 PM
Thinks only a mom could love her.
05-04-2012, 02:43 PM
There's still a clique thread; you just aren't invited.
05-05-2012, 04:32 AM
^doesn't differentiate between click and clique.
05-05-2012, 05:19 AM
If I punched you in the face, I could attain the OBE.
05-05-2012, 05:17 PM
Bugeyed sleazy toad.
05-05-2012, 07:11 PM
^^ wears a size 11 shoe to impress the ladies.
his shoes and his partners have one thing in common-
he's never filled either.
^is easily distracted by the low humming sound of wind across her ears.
05-06-2012, 02:52 PM
Can hardly hear for all the hair and dust bunnies in his ears.
05-06-2012, 03:10 PM
You smell so bad, the skunks in your neighborhood stock up on tomato juice...
05-06-2012, 08:11 PM
^your breath smells like you suck rotten eggs.
05-14-2012, 08:36 PM
your posts have killed more threads than a singer sewing machine
05-14-2012, 10:25 PM
You're a pernicious strumpet.
05-15-2012, 06:03 AM
You'll eat just about anything on the day old bread shelf.
05-15-2012, 10:21 AM
And it's still better than your cooking.
05-15-2012, 10:38 AM
Your color palette could make a blind man vomit.
05-15-2012, 01:54 PM
Your voice would make a deaf man cry
05-15-2012, 02:19 PM
Will never be 1/2 the man his mother is.
05-15-2012, 02:24 PM
sicker than an aids infested child-molester.
05-15-2012, 02:28 PM
Mind is even lower than the gutter.
05-15-2012, 05:05 PM
Babies cry whenever she's around.
05-20-2012, 10:03 PM
Your skull is so empty, when you lay down, you hear the sound of BBs roll into the back of your head.
05-21-2012, 06:20 AM
Your laughter makes the dead so annoyed they rise from the grave.
05-22-2012, 12:19 AM
You're so fat, you stepped into a pair of Jordan pumps and popped the air pockets.
05-22-2012, 01:41 AM
You're so yellow you'd make a good mascot for a hepatitis patients' association.
05-22-2012, 08:37 AM
You are a bad ... airplane? :s
05-22-2012, 08:44 AM
05-22-2012, 08:56 AM
05-22-2012, 09:06 AM
05-22-2012, 10:25 AM
You're so fat, a special-sized toilet bowl had to be made to accomodate you. It would later become the prototype for the above ground swimming pool.
05-22-2012, 10:30 AM
You'd never make it as an astronowt.
Well, you neither I guess.
05-22-2012, 10:56 AM
You're like the bootleg version of R2-D2.
05-22-2012, 05:58 PM
Hobos give you their spare change out of pity.
05-22-2012, 07:00 PM
Roses smell funny to you.
05-22-2012, 10:46 PM
Your ears are so big your momma sold you to the circus as a child.
05-23-2012, 12:54 AM
Yor hairstyle looks so primitive, you could play a part in The Lion King.
05-26-2012, 07:48 PM
your life is so pathetic, roy buchanan (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) killed himself after he wrote a song about it.
05-26-2012, 09:01 PM
Jeff Buckley wrote " murder suicide meteor slave" for you.
05-27-2012, 07:53 AM
Hobos killed themselves when they heard you singing.
05-27-2012, 08:00 AM
Your avatar is a suble hint at the explosive gas you commonly inflict on others from your south end.
05-27-2012, 11:42 AM
people were so anxious to get away from you, they crossed the border to get drafted into 'nam.
05-27-2012, 11:48 AM
^ has an intellectual horizon like a kneeling ant's real horizon.
05-27-2012, 11:58 AM
^ uses extreme sports as his 'reason' for smelling like discarded homeless clothing.
05-27-2012, 01:57 PM
^ Mimes find you annoying.
05-27-2012, 02:37 PM
grinding teeth and cracking knuckles as some of ^'s better qualities.
05-27-2012, 02:52 PM
His dog chases after the dog catcher in hopes of better company.
05-27-2012, 02:57 PM
^'s parents moved around a lot.
eventually she stopped trying to find them.
05-27-2012, 03:00 PM
^'s houseplants refuse to absorb water anymore so they can stop breathing ^'s carbon dioxide.
05-27-2012, 03:02 PM
^ has changed her hair color so many times, she often startles herself in the mirror.
05-27-2012, 03:05 PM
^ Believes he is a cool vampire who casts no reflection but in reality all the mirrors shed their silvering rather than duplicate his image.
05-27-2012, 03:14 PM
^ doesn't understand why kids toss fruit to her when she goes to the zoo.
05-27-2012, 03:21 PM
^ Is considered quite a catch on PlentyofApes.com
05-27-2012, 03:38 PM
if you dye the top of your feet pink, you won't need to buy anymore fuzzy slippers.
05-27-2012, 03:41 PM
Socks with sandals is an improvement in your usual attire.
05-27-2012, 04:16 PM
wearing shoes at all would open up a whole new array of restaurants for you.
05-27-2012, 08:36 PM
Standing on the middle of a desert would prompt an alien invasion.
05-28-2012, 03:54 AM
a) interact daily with stealthfighter
b) contract gangrene and interact occasionally with stealthfighter
c) contract gangrene and ebola, and never interact with stealthfighter
unanimous answer- C
05-28-2012, 03:59 AM
^ is so fat, there's patents pending for sattelite orbits around him.
05-28-2012, 04:04 AM
^ was so ugly in jr high, the zits on his face spelled "you don't wanna see" in braille.
05-28-2012, 04:06 AM
^ Has saggy titties
05-28-2012, 04:09 AM
^ would have sex with an orangutan if it meant finally getting some action again
05-28-2012, 04:09 AM
^ keeps all her ports open like Windows ME. (in case ^ female)
Otherwise it's his mother who keeps all her [...] ;)
05-28-2012, 05:04 AM
^ can't tell the difference between a penis and a chicken leg, and is mucho fun on a picnic.
05-29-2012, 09:02 PM
^Can't tell the difference between a dildo and a hotdog.
05-29-2012, 09:08 PM
^of which you resemble the previous.
05-31-2012, 06:15 AM
and you, the latter.
06-07-2012, 12:45 AM
Venus Poop-sickle , and his or her owner during the performance of..."The Lords Of The Flea Bag Dance" :rolleyes:
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06-10-2012, 12:22 PM
oni, you are an ignorant slut.
06-11-2012, 09:53 PM
Grandpa reiven , and you are a mutated male hobbit prostitute :rolleyes:
06-12-2012, 09:29 AM
birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
06-12-2012, 09:40 AM
There's less activity in your brain than sloths in a glue forest on Jupiter.
06-12-2012, 09:46 AM
stares at juice cans for hours because they say "concentrate".
06-12-2012, 09:47 AM
You're as smart as Venuspop
06-12-2012, 09:49 AM
@deconspire: Be careful, the server hosting the page of retreaded insults is liable to crash from your repeated visits.
06-12-2012, 10:14 AM
You're only worthy of retreaded insults
06-12-2012, 10:18 AM
Even Quasimodo wouldn't save your life.
06-12-2012, 10:24 AM
Go ahead now darling , feed the deconspire goldfish...and don't forget to polish his fishbowl :rolleyes:
06-12-2012, 10:30 AM
Gods in heaven, demons below, what did we do to deserve Onigumo?
06-12-2012, 10:34 AM
Onigumo is an angel if compared with you.
06-12-2012, 10:38 AM
Calling someone nonexistent, that's harsh. Just like your face.
06-12-2012, 10:43 AM
Even Hulk wears pants smaller than yours.
06-12-2012, 10:45 AM
You're the only person who salivates when someone says they opened a can of worms.
06-12-2012, 10:51 AM
People would use your face as a shield if there was a possibility to be punched.
06-12-2012, 02:24 PM
Lunammi , I consider you simply irrelevant to my interests sunshine :rolleyes:
As for you GenessorDios , "Settle down you ceremonial barf bucket bot 3000" :rolleyes:
06-13-2012, 09:36 AM
You have all the personality of a discarded garden gnome.
06-13-2012, 09:39 AM
Even Jesus hates you.
06-13-2012, 07:29 PM
You've got Van Gogh's ear for music.
06-20-2012, 01:47 AM
Chickened out during the fall of Rome.
06-20-2012, 01:51 AM
is a REAL test pilot
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06-20-2012, 02:08 AM
Is a met user.
06-20-2012, 02:14 AM
has a video projector pointed at his garage playing debbie does dallas
06-20-2012, 02:36 AM
has a video projector pointed at his garage playing Bieber does Lohan.
06-20-2012, 02:38 AM
masturbates to shatner singing rocket man
06-20-2012, 02:44 AM
jerks off in the garage to the tune of Through The Fire.
06-20-2012, 02:47 AM
goes around peeping in garages, homes, maiboxes, cars, and purses but is afraid of mirrors for some reason
07-14-2012, 08:56 AM
Creeps into the neighbor's thrash bin.
07-14-2012, 04:03 PM
creeps out trash collectors
07-14-2012, 04:18 PM
is so totally full of crap he advertises said fact
07-14-2012, 07:45 PM
^ laughs uncontrollably whenever he sees someone fall down a flight of stairs.
07-14-2012, 11:10 PM
^ collects snuff flicks
^ Licks tree moss wishing it was Kate Moss.
07-15-2012, 04:38 AM
^Rejected by Kate Moss.
^ Loops the loo, failing to loop the loop.
07-15-2012, 06:53 AM
07-15-2012, 01:54 PM
^ scurries by people she's stalking in grocery store canned goods aisles and is really more of a black bunny
07-18-2012, 04:15 AM
^a long-time squatter in the park's oak tree.
07-18-2012, 07:34 PM
^ Welcomes dandelions in his yard so at least he has some company.
07-19-2012, 10:40 AM
For you, smoking would be an improvement.
07-19-2012, 10:48 AM
^ Never grasped the rules of the boardgame Candyland.
07-21-2012, 08:31 AM
^Never won in Snakes and Ladders.
07-24-2012, 03:53 PM
^ never misses an opportunity to score roadkill
07-24-2012, 07:05 PM
^Was a runner-up to roadkill for the title of Miss Congeniality.
07-25-2012, 01:19 AM
Being friends with you is like being hooked up to a torture device that hurts you at the same rate that your body can heal and is powered geothermally directly by the Earth's core.
07-25-2012, 03:30 PM
uses words like ruffian, scoundrel, cad, hooligan & hoodlum
07-27-2012, 08:33 PM
Your childless wife wishes she had known your username was meant to be taken literally.
07-28-2012, 09:04 AM
Corroded from the inside.
07-28-2012, 09:49 AM
Your vesselous emptiness and extreme lactose intolerance are the only reasons you're still airborne.
07-28-2012, 10:06 AM
Your armpits need some polishing.
07-28-2012, 10:12 AM
Arguing with you is like punching a durian.
07-28-2012, 02:35 PM
bite my shiny metal ass
07-28-2012, 03:48 PM
Even a mosquito would refuse to have contact with you.
07-28-2012, 04:30 PM
Tend to make friends with mosquito's.
07-28-2012, 04:33 PM
Always smells like he's wearing a combination of week old sunscreen and expired bug repellent.
07-29-2012, 06:46 AM
Your fire is fueled by excessive methane gas from within your body.
07-30-2012, 11:22 PM
After sharing a lift with you once, most people would rather run up the stairs of the adjacent building and jump across than do it again.
08-01-2012, 08:40 PM
GD, you still here? Thought for sure you would have been recycled like the rest of those old dumpsters.
08-01-2012, 11:22 PM
Don't move, please. I'm afraid your spine will realize it's dust and stop trying. You won't be missed but I don't like sneezing.
08-02-2012, 03:56 AM
Are you wearing the garbage can used by the Kardahians?
08-02-2012, 06:12 AM
No. Don't worry, I have no interest in stealing your role as their communal toilet bowl.
08-02-2012, 05:54 PM
Then perhaps they could recycle your head as urinal.
08-06-2012, 11:03 PM
They wouldn't have had to do that if you didn't gargle, laugh and generally act like you're enjoying it every time. I mean, I know you weren't acting, but still.
08-06-2012, 11:47 PM
^ wears pink underwear.
08-07-2012, 12:13 AM
It's not that your vocal performances are enjoyable so much as they have a paralytic effect on the audience. And birds. And aircraft. And planetary rotation.
PS. When people say your concerts are earth-shattering, it doesn't mean what you think it means.
08-07-2012, 12:18 AM
You're just jealous because you can't sing.
You sing so badly in the shower, that an evacuation was called each time you performed.
08-07-2012, 12:23 AM
Every time people buy you a Get well soon card, they unfailingly add in a.
08-07-2012, 12:26 AM
When they called you a black sheep, they meant it literally. It started when you "baa! baaa!" in your sleep.
08-07-2012, 06:17 AM
^ dreams of shaving sheep
08-07-2012, 08:25 AM
Would rather have sex with electric sheep than the ladays
08-10-2012, 07:13 PM
Likes to step on her dance partner's toes.
08-14-2012, 10:29 AM
I don't know how long it will take for you to realize why that guy who hangs around you keeps saying that he likes disgusting creatures.
08-14-2012, 11:07 AM
Well GD, it takes one to know one.
08-14-2012, 06:50 PM
Exactly, you're both filthy vermin.
08-14-2012, 08:02 PM
I hope you plan to defumigate your house before the neighbours complain to the health department.
12-10-2012, 06:52 PM
And I hope you plan to stop defiling that were-rabbit
12-13-2012, 08:01 AM
Thanks, INTJf settings, for automatically blocking kocho's self-portraited avatar submission and preventing simultaneous international vomitation en masse.
12-28-2012, 02:18 AM
Some people have a way with words; other people do not have such a way (with words).
12-28-2012, 03:28 AM
The way to words does not lie along his path.
12-28-2012, 04:48 AM
You... Probably have bad smelling breath when you wake up.
12-28-2012, 04:59 AM
You tasted a little...gamey.
12-28-2012, 06:19 AM
Putting aside the fact that you're the vilest creature on Earth (and not far from the bottom on the universal scale either), I like ice cream.
12-28-2012, 11:07 AM
Doing a lot of FPC there, aren't you?
(And yes, I'm going to get insulted for knowing where that is from)
01-01-2013, 10:56 AM
naturally occurring body cheese is more appealing than you.
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