Insult the Last Poster

[discontinuous]

You don't know how to hold a chainsaw.

[reiven]

^'s fashion-sense puts one in mind of a 13 year old

[discontinuous]

^'s eye sockets reminds one of a rhino's labia majora.

[reiven]

^ wanted to move to quebec, but couldn't handle speaking english with a french accent.

[Fyrnae]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[Eye on Earth]

If YOU cared about us, YOU would create BETTER insults.

[GrnEyz]

your adolescent beard looks like the southbound end of a northbound mule.

[Plethorix]

People hire you so they can blow by comparison.

[lamplighter]

Is that the after shot of getting gang banged by smurfs in the men's restroom?

[Eskayp101]

^'s sense of the obvious blows my mind.

[Plethorix]

^, ^^ and ^^^^ are mad cuz I stylin' on them.

(and you suck) :)

[TypeINTP]

^ ... the smurfs begged to differ on the identity of the SUCKER here ...

[Plethorix]

You should go talk to the back end of that giant windtunnel. You have a lot in common.

[Eye on Earth]

Your voice sounds like a digeridoo.

*EoE hopes Fyrnae posts next*

[Fyrnae]

I got a message from Santa's village, EoE -- seems that their village idiot is missing.

[Plethorix]

Due to events I cannot share here, I am on an extended insult hiatus. Therefore I will be absent from this wonderful thread until an later time.

P.S. EoE, I like your hat :)

[Fyrnae]

Quitter.

[Gerard91]

You communist deer.

[Fyrnae]

Tea Party member.

[reiven]

^ held a fundraiser for sarah palin

[Mikk]

^ Has a poster of Sarah Palin... and it is signed.

[reiven]

^ swore the poster wan't his, but DNA results proved otherwise

[Mikk]

^ Planted the DNA.

Also, reiven records all of Palin's speeches so he can listen to them again and again.

[reiven]

palin got the idea for "drill baby drill" while looking up at mikk

[Plethorix]

reiven, I personally believe you are a wonderful person. Fyrn I would prefer not to comment on. :| It's okay though, because everyone is different :) and everyone has something good to share.

Thanks for listening and Have Fun with your thread guys...

[TypeINTP]

WTF ?????

"I personally believe you are a wonderful person" ???
"everyone has something good to share." ???
"Thanks for listening and Have Fun with your thread guys..." ???

What's next ??? a comment that describes the benefits of friendship and fucking understanding???
This is the FREAKIN INSULT THREAD ... so FREAKIN INSULT !!!! >:( ... DUMB - ASS!

[Plethorix]

I appreciate the input thx i will work on it.

Cool avvy btw i like the hair :)

[Othesemo]

Underdeveloped, sappy philistine.

[Gerard91]

The Blank Book Holder.

[reiven]

^ thought it was just a hair until he saw it pissing

[Eye on Earth]

^'s loin cloth is so tiny even Plethorix could wear it comfortably and still have room to spare, just like reiven.

Ha-ha...it's two for the price of one day today.

[Cooper]

*sniff sniff*

Yup, smells like goat shit in here....

[reiven]

when people find themselves in ^'s company, they invariably pass gas.
it seems to be a preferable funk.

[Gerard91]

^ is a pie-eating champion :O

[Eye on Earth]

^ Doesn't understand why all the other dolphins splash water on girls.

[GenessorDios]

Your keyboard appears to have a diet consisting mainly of fiber because it outputs so much crap.

[reiven]

people never talk about you behind your back because no one really cares.

[happy]

your hat does not suit you :p

[reiven]

^ makes absolutely no effort to find an original idea or express it in a clear way.

[GenessorDios]

He must be your best student then.

[happy]

looking at you, i see a forever virgin :p

[GenessorDios]

If people like you are my only options, I'd gladly stay that way.

[reiven]

^ leaks when he sees a kitten

[Fyrnae]

^ leaks on kittens

[GenessorDios]

How hideous your visage, that a lengthy submersion into boiling oil fools others into thinking you finally consented to a facelift.

[Gerard91]

I therefore INSULT YOU ALL. Thank you. :)

[GenessorDios]

Your insults, zey are weak. Weak, like ze barrage of mosquito penises on rhinoceros skin.

[reiven]

esfp would be a step up for ^

[GenessorDios]

A triple amputee would be more than sufficient to count the number of people whose lives you've changed for the better.

[GrnEyz]

your wimpy antenna would struggle to transmit a receivable signal across the width of a cheap trailer park.

[Eye on Earth]

^ lives in that cheap trailer park.

[TypeINTP]

The giraffe on the right is a suite, and ^ is wearing it !

[reiven]

^ snorts the dust from inside of florescent light bulbs

[GenessorDios]

I used to think you went through extensive surgery to become the embodiment of failure.

Now I'm beginning to suspect it's just your natural talent.

[reiven]

when ^ was 8, he went deer hunting with his father. daddy dressed him in buckskin. his job was to 'flush out the deer'

i know it's a rumor; but sufficiently insulting none the less.

[Gerard91]

^ can't buy himself a shirt.

[GenessorDios]

I did a quick worldwide poll, it turns out the only person who enjoyed that was a little Rwandan AIDS toddler.

Quick update: Just before dying, he said he was no longer afraid of going to hell.

[happy]

Your outfit shows you don't pay much attention to appearance. I've heard that even Hell has a dress code.

[Gerard91]

^doesn't know that her dress will cause her to fall.

[happy]

^ doesn't know how to swim..

[GrnEyz]

finds happiness in the darkness... er wait a minute.. is that an insult..?

[happy]

finds happiness in the darkness... er wait a minute.. is that an insult..?

totally a winter person!!! :p

[Cooper]

Happy? About as happy as a gay rooster in a hen house...

[Fyrnae]

What're you trying to say, Coop?

[Eye on Earth]

:shocked: :speechless:

[Fyrnae]

Bloody hell, this is the insult thread, boy. Man up.

[Eye on Earth]

You're so fat the ocean creaks when you sit down! :p

[Gerard91]

Your mom orders you to wear a jumper in the middle of summer.

[Fyrnae]

Yours dresses you so funny, she's responsible for the early retirement of hundreds of clowns.

[Onigumo13]

Tsk , tsk , tsk such brave words from the retired deer clown lady :rolleyes:

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[Gerard91]

:laugh:

[Fyrnae]

:laugh: < real belly laugh

Nicked for an av.

Oni, you're so ugly, you just killed me even though I was looking at you through my mirror.

*dies laughing*

You get an unspecified number of points, not actually redeemable for anything.

[Onigumo13]

^You poor delusional deer clown lady , don't you know that flattery will get you here , there and every where . And , most importantly "On the road to nowhere"...hmm classic Talking Heads reference :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

^ You smell so bad that my eyes are watering. Go take a shower man.

[38321244]

^ so gay, lance bass just realized that he is now practically straight.

[GenessorDios]

If the eyes really are the window to the soul, you'd be blind.

[Gerard91]

No robots have souls, so presumably your eyes are only for decorative purpose.

[GenessorDios]

The only reason you did that film was to be around wet boys all day long.

[Eye on Earth]

The only reason you directed that film was because you chose all the wet boys yourself.

[GenessorDios]

Are you related to Cthulhu? The resemblance is uncanny.

[Fyrnae]

Funny you mentioning that, because you looked like Cthulhu's latest meal to me, until I realised he'd never eat anything so hideous.

[Monte314]

You are so gorgeous you make me look terrible!

Wait...

[GenessorDios]

Fyrnae, it's ironic that your name sounds kind of like funny, because you're just not.

[Gerard91]

It's too obvious now that you are the director of dentistry pornography.

[GenessorDios]

Two months ago: Gerard91 attempts to do one jumping jack.
Half an hour later: Japan struck by massive earthquake & tsunami.

Coincidence? I think not!

[reiven]

if i knew you any better, i would kill myself

[sircockburn]

^ please do, you fuckin chav.

[reiven]

the expression on the cats face indicates he/she experienced basically no entry pressure.

[GrnEyz]

^^ you venomous bitch... hang yourself.

[sircockburn]

^ haha. catch me if you can! (and you can't)

[Gerard91]

^ likes cats more than he/she should...

[reiven]

^ has a phallic insecurity.
[he ties a string to his favorite toy]

[GenessorDios]

I hear you can't visit veterinarians because they all have the uncontrollably charitable desire to neuter you.

[reiven]

^ had to google peanut butter and jelly sandwich to create one on his own.

[GenessorDios]

You get asked so often, you don't even bother to deny having Down's Syndrome anymore.

[discontinuous]

You're such a n00b you have three full anti-virus software packages and still manage to get infected.

[Gerard91]

You're so unsure about P/J that you stand 3 hours in a shop deciding what to buy.

[Onigumo13]

"Right...hmm I understand" , "The Sea World" administrator just called. Your poor alcoholic Flipper dad just died...again :rolleyes:

[discontinuous]

Inspector gadget wants his outfit back.

[Gerard91]

"Hey Pete, clean up this ugly drawing on fridge. Guess Kate was playing with markers again!"

[discontinuous]

You're so lazy, the doctor assigned you one of those robotic TV remotes. Now you are guaranteed to get off your ass and look for it, at least every hour or so.

[Gerard91]

What a nasty drawing on the fridge... let me clean it up...

[discontinuous]

How hard did you bump your head to post the same thing twice in a row?

[Gerard91]

^ you must be completely drunk or have serious mental issues to see text written twice by me on this thread.

[Eye on Earth]

Red eye is a sign of intense flagellation. It is normally accompanied by a red mark on your hand as well. Now we all know the truth.

[Gerard91]

No scientific research is needed to make a statement that you look like a Spanish frog.

[Eye on Earth]

You like frog legs.

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[Onigumo13]

Such brave words from an Australian business suit wearing Tasmanian devil slut , and stop molesting those frogs. Besides that French mob behind your back with torches and forks , are intending to have their immoral way with your Australian gay supermodel arse..."Poor Eye on Earth I knew him well :rolleyes:"

[reiven]

oni,
you are an ignorant slut

[Gerard91]

When will you buy yourself a T-shirt reiven?

[reiven]

^has a wet t-shirt fetish.
not so much when they are being worn... ^ prefers them after three days in the dirty clothes hamper.

[Onigumo13]

^Pray enlighten me reive , does being a mutant hobbit stripper actually pays off :rolleyes: ???

First comes stripping.
Then there is whoring.
Reiven wakes up in the bed.

Besides the horny Ogre in the morning.
The passionate night was rather fun.
Sadly whats done is done.

The horny Ogre had so much fun
And reiven poor reive
He had none.

Face palming he simply said
"Oh no what have I done"
Asked the horny Ogre.

"Do you want to fool around ???"



Oh...snap :rolleyes:

[NixonKneivel]

You have all the linguistic acumen one might expect from a Lithuanian "collage" student.

[Gerard91]

^ thinks that his avatar represents traditional wearing of S-Man.

[Imagineering]

wow portals woo that's really cool

[Gerard91]

What!?! Aliens, this is great :}

[Onigumo13]

You have all the linguistic acumen one might expect from a Lithuanian "collage" student.

Hmm...I perceive with my eyes an (S) on your chest , another proof that you actually "Suck" or perhaps "Sucking Someones Sack". And I would appreciate that you would restrain from Trolling my individuality , and return to your Lame Online Troll Lair. muaha aha ha ha ha :rolleyes:

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[Fyrnae]

You can still be replaced with a cardboard cutout and a tape recording of lame homophobic comments.

[Onigumo13]

Are all the reindeer's extinct already :rolleyes: ???

"My individuality is planing on going hunting tomorrow perhaps , I should shoot at least let us say five of them...no ???"

*Notices a White Reindeer though the window of his cabin...grabs a shotgun shoots it , and then examines it "Hmm...a white one , you are not related are you ? Fyrn because I shall decorate my fire place with his/her head as soon as I stuff it naturally :rolleyes:"*

[NixonKneivel]

Is so insecure that he must instinctively make all of his insults sexual or violent, because he does not have any real INTJ humor involving vocabulary or obscure socio-historical references.

Please, bring your A-game this time, Oni. Your last few insults were so disappointing I thought I was watching a Martin Lawrence special.

[Onigumo13]

Is so insecure that he must instinctively make all of his insults sexual or violent, because he does not have any real INTJ humor involving vocabulary or obscure socio-historical references.

Please, bring your A-game this time, Oni. Your last few insults were so disappointing I thought I was watching a Martin Lawrence special.

Would you be so kind , to go and screw that piece of Kryptonite already...trust me I know want to :rolleyes:

[Also Lark]

^ Libertarian.

[Onigumo13]

^ Libertarian.

Oh...I am so sorry are debating with me ???

"Hmm...I understand now you must be new here , well then let us simply get to the basics of this game thread . Go suck a lemon , in other words next :rolleyes:


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[Othesemo]

You rise from bed to play and return to it to work.

[NixonKneivel]

is a lepidopterist.

[Onigumo13]

is a lepidopterist.

Well perhaps he has a partially girly scientific hobby , do you envy him :rolleyes: ???

[reiven]

oni

you are so rank that people in the office have to bring in street bums to mask the odor

[NixonKneivel]

is the mayor of Tennessee's finest swampside trailer community.

actually, he might not take that as an insult..........

[Othesemo]

I find it difficult to bring myself to actually insult you. You see, I don't regard you as particularly unintelligent or boorish.

Of course, what's my opinion compared to that of every other person on this forum?

[NixonKneivel]

How dare you say something so nice on this particular thread?

I insist that you restrict such pleasant sentiments to "private msgs"!

Furthermore, that you give me a real insult!

After all, if two classy gentlemen such as ourselves cannot enjoy a few classy insults, here, wherein can we?

[Gerard91]

You're doing it wrong. S-man wasn't wearing this kind of coat.

[Imagineering]

unique, so unique

[reiven]

all of ^'s 'exciting new toys' come through the mail in plain brown paper, and the mail carrier doesn't let his kids trick or treat in ^'s neighborhood

[Artio]

Didn't even realize this isn't the Confession thread but Insult the Last Poster thread.

[Fyrnae]

Then do so, you greasy, smelly, hair-backed bear.

[green eyes]

I'd hit that.

...with my car.

[Othesemo]

Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork.

[Gerard91]

Uhm... your avatar reminds me of my class teacher in High School so I'd better not try insulting you...

[Artio]

Your vague and frivolous respect for authority figures disgusts me almost as much as your lame logic and blatant hesitation.

[GenessorDios]

Your understanding of people is so shallow that were it represented by a puddle, a beetle attempting to drown in it would die of thirst.

[reiven]

your wit has a quality akin to unsalted egg noodles.

[GenessorDios]

The only thing keeping Paris Hilton from suicide is that she knows people still admire her more than you.

[Othesemo]

What is the ape to the man? A laughingstock; a painful embarrassment.

So to are you to me.

[Gerard91]

You clearly like to ride bikes inside of dark-cathedrals.

[Othesemo]

That's the gate to hell, you hyperopic coxcomb.

[reiven]

for ^, the 'thrill of conflict' is little more than a reason to put on dry underwear.

[GenessorDios]

You're so old, when you have a wet dream, it's a dry dream.

[Gerard91]

Your dreams are all oil-wet.

[GenessorDios]

How nice, your waistline matches your IQ.

[Fyrnae]

toaster-shagger.

[discontinuous]

crumb-tray re-breader

[Fyrnae]

Don't give up your day job, destroyer of eardrums.

[GenessorDios]

You're the perfect vampire hunter. You don't eat garlic but your breath kills them anyway.

[Othesemo]

You've got Van Gogh's ear for music.

[Gerard91]

It's a normal activity for you to sit on the cathedrals' roofs.

[Othesemo]

My disgust for you is eclipsed only by my pity for your family.

[GenessorDios]

^'s Excel skills are so deplorable, he's the only one who can get a multiply by zero error.

[Onigumo13]

Silence you feeble toaster molester :rolleyes:

[Cerulean]

Your mom goes to college.

[Onigumo13]

Oh , I am so sorry...sadly I do not speak troll language. Now run along , back to your under the bridge lair shew , off with you filthy toilet bowl diving troll :rolleyes:

'I have no time to spare for the likes of you sir ;)"

[Eye on Earth]

It's Oni's time of the month. Smells like teen spirit around here now. Pew!

[Onigumo13]

Oh be silent you Australian Trollo-lol :rolleyes:

[Monte314]

I'm so, fat, ugly, and stupid, I make you look like Marilyn Vos Savant in Heidi Klum's body!

Wait...

[discontinuous]

Your self-esteem is so low... I saw an earthworm laughing at it.

[killyridols]

You actually like Ayn Rand.

[GenessorDios]

Typical first date tools required by killyridols:
Binoculars (1 pair)
Nixon mask (1 piece)
Duct tape (2 rolls)
Ball gag (1 piece)
Rope (2 lengths)
Chloroform (1 bottle)
Cloth rag (1 piece)
Gloves (2 pairs)
Condoms (0 pieces)
Polaroid camera (1 piece)
Polaroid film (2 packs)
Clothes, equipped (1 speedo)
Clothes, victim's use (1 set Victorian dress gown)

He has yet to get a second date, sadly.

[reiven]

GD's SO: you are a pedophile
GD: pedophile?
GD: pedophile?
GD: that's a mighty big word for a 12 year old.

[GenessorDios]

HOW ORIGINAL!

[Gerard91]

More original than old-school cellphone antenna on your head.

[Onigumo13]

^^Oh joy the toaster molesting can of lame juice , how are you Griselda...you lamentable iron pedophile of Oz :rolleyes: ???

^So how is Poland this year , did the number of death from obesity dropped or risen :rolleyes: ???

[reiven]

oni
you are an ignorant slut

[GenessorDios]

Plagiarizing yourself is like drawing a picture of shit. Yes, it's going to turn out shit, but at least put in the effort to make it look exactly like the original shit, lazy bastard.

[reiven]

if you are gonna stalk me, try a little harder. that is prolly the fourth time i've given oni the jane treatment.

^ is wound so tightly, when he edits a post he moves letters around so as not to delete and 'waste' them.

[Onigumo13]

Reive you are a blue eyed male hobbit slut :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

^ You are a blue eyed male hobbit.

[Onigumo13]

The Infamous Australian Supermodel Gay Pervert (I.A.S.G.P.) :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

I thought that was your slogan? Doesn't it stand for I am so goddamn pathetic?

[Onigumo13]

Pray enlighten my individuality GenessorDios , now when was the last time you had fun with a can opener :rolleyes: ?

[reiven]

oni,
i once saw genessor kill a man with a spoon. you aren't worth the silverware.

[Onigumo13]

A word of caution reive , the fun stars when GenessorDios says the word "Transforms" and turns himself in to a an adamantium dildo...so basically you know what accrues next :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

You provide 90% of Yahoo's ad revenue through their Babelfish page.

[Onigumo13]

*Walks to GenessorDios and , screws off his head...throws it in to a trash can* "Oh , I am so sorry...was that one of your relatives. Now go get it boy :rolleyes:"

[discontinuous]

Wat u looking at you limp wristed boner?

[Onigumo13]

How original , seriously...did your mother and father assisted you with this insult :rolleyes:

A lamentable attempt at insulting , next time try putting some more effort in to it :thumbsdown:

[discontinuous]

I believe the scrotum shaped portion of your wand must be oriented downwards, rather than a flick of the wrist away from your mouth.

You have cast the irony on your self with that last spell, you Lvl 1 NecroNancy...

Harry Potter scares me more than you do.

[Gerard91]

You scare me less than Nyan, the rainbow-poop-cat.

[Onigumo13]

^^When the likes of you wear this avatar , the first impression that pops in to an individuals cranium is "from which kinder garden attendant he snatched it from" :rolleyes:

[Bobsama]

You're a fucking moron.

[GenessorDios]

Doesn't that make you a moron fucker?

[Bobsama]

Fuck off before I disconnect your eye-cameras!

[Onigumo13]

I would really like to witness that to accrue , you just go ahead and try that "Pussy" LOL Cat :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Your avatar is the last thing a child sees before you unconscionify them with your pole.

Sometimes you use your walking stick too.

[Onigumo13]

Susan , how are the lame juice sales...have you managed to lolify someone already :rolleyes: ?

And if you really exist , that means only one thing...that the China is partially inhabited by lamebot transformer oompa loompas :rolleyes:

"Hmm... note to myself must visit China and , take photos of GenessorDios ."

[Eye on Earth]

Oni seems to be a little pissy lately. Maybe it's because he learned there is no space before the comma.

Oh snap! ;D

[Onigumo13]

Dingo Danny Dog Balls is back...now go molest that Tasmanian Devil next to you , and then after that go rape the rest of the Australian Wild Life mate :rolleyes:


Oh snap ;)

(Oni insults himself to make love to a pillow orally , in other words sleepy)

[GenessorDios]

I heard the pillow filed rape charges.

[Onigumo13]

Hilarious...now go bug someone else you Asian ceremonial rust barf bucket :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

Oni...do you know what "go pound sand" means?

[Onigumo13]

Eye on Earth...when was the last time you had a descent Tasmanian Devil threesome , oh yeah and don't forget to add some kangaroos and koalas mate

[Eye on Earth]

Oni...if YOU knew how to insult, a bunch of little 1st graders wouldn't have to tell you what to say. Go back to school brah, I got you beat at every turn.

[Onigumo13]

Stop yapping Dingo Danny Dog Balls , and try concentrating on that Tasmanian Devil of yours :rolleyes:

[reiven]

oni, you ignorant slut.

[GenessorDios]

Promiscuity in bliss is at least better than your philosophy of compartmentalized whoring of individual parts. When I pay, I want your whole body, damn it.

[Onigumo13]

Okay...here's a 1$ , now do that infamous lamebot poll dance :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Don't you find it sad that no one else from your species is interested in you so you have to come to me to get your jollies?

[Onigumo13]

Wait there is more , I am also bringing a full box of can openers with me...in case your dance won't make me feel elevated I shall throw a can opener at you. Just simply to entertain my pragmatic persona :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

With your limited vocabulary, I would have expected you to use inquisitive individuality instead. Have you been using word-a-day calendars as wank material again?

[Onigumo13]

Now , now , now...just settle down you Asian kitchen appliance molester :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Your backhand is so weak that your hos always think you're trying to seduce them by caressing their cheeks.

[reiven]

mothers use ^'s pic when explaining Stranger Danger

[GenessorDios]

^ believes that gloryholes will soon be replaced by the more futuristic teleportyholes fetish, and he can't wait.

[reiven]

^ has a handrwitten sign above his desk-
Viva la le gloryhole

[GenessorDios]

Your teeth are so crooked, they tried to buy a seat in the US Senate.

[reiven]

all ^'s sex is strange, because he has two left hands

[GenessorDios]

Given the choice to pee on you or their burning baby, 95% of men would pee on you. The other 5% have crooked penises.

[reiven]

^ orderd extra Peyronie's Sausage from the sausage of the month club

[GenessorDios]

After a week-long bout with flu that had his nose constantly blocked, ^ went delirious with irritation and cut the sides of his nostrils open to allow more airflow.

[reiven]

few would be surprised that all the pot handles in ^'s kitchen face in the same direction, but it is the spice cabinet which reveals the depth of his affliction. all spices are divided by texture first (laterally) and then by color they are grouped toward the back of the cabinet. none of the spice jars touch.

whole-seed spices have a separate section.

the pepper grinder is a source of consternation, because there is residual ground pepper in the blades, technically the pepper is processed and won't fit in with the other whole-seed spices.

he leaves it on the counter and it grieves him to walk by it.

yeah, i know this sounds like a rumor, but i did say he was afflicted.

[GenessorDios]

White noise was invented just so there would be an easy way to drown out your jibber jabber.

[Onigumo13]

Coming up next two Vicodin , and a scotch :rolleyes:

*Gazes , and spots GenessorDios*

Actually I take it back , make that three Vicodin plus one LSD and a full bottle of scotch...now then where did I placed my revolver *searches his stuff*. Hmm...must be in the freezer next to the pack of heroin :wacky:

[GenessorDios]

No, doing heroin and ecstasy will not make a beautiful warrior princess appear and rescue you in the tragedy that is your life, no matter how much of it you do or which orifice you use while doing it, especially if you're using the pores on your skin because that would be the single most inefficient way to become intoxicated, but how else could you be expected to behave considering the sizable amount of narcotics already sloshing around in your system disappointed because everything around them was corrupted beyond repair before they even got there thanks to your genetic code which was infused with eau de trash molecules, the perfume of which was designed by hippies to emulate that elusive hobo aroma in order to better commune with nature, which is ironic because it has gradually become apparent that most other creatures in the wild have a finely-honed instinct that tells them you're near and to attack you on sight, thus providing some of the most terrifying and simultaneously hilarious scenes, such as a rabbit riding atop a grizzly's head, both charging mouthfrothily towards you snarling at the top of their lungs.

[Onigumo13]

You poor feeble "Asian Trash Can Bot"...hmm I ponder that someones circuits , and system are incapable of handling that Asian lame juice :rolleyes:

If you require my assistance , I shall be here at least for a while...pretending to give a crap about you :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

You stink.

[reiven]

your face... did you have a stroke?

[GenessorDios]

No, I told a plastic surgeon I wanted to look like you, but they ended up making me only 15% as hideous as the original.

[Onigumo13]

Hmm...I suppose now you actually are a partially hideous Asian lame bot hobbit gimp :rolleyes:

Well what can say , now you must go and finish of the plastic surgeon...your lame bot hobbit Asian honor code demands it :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

I must admit, I'm a little impressed. I can insult you with every post I make in this thread. You on the other hand, insult the creators of computers, the Internet, words, human thought processes, psychology, your parents, trees, capitalism, porn and crabcakes with every pixel representation of your input here, barely requiring any effort to do so.

[Onigumo13]

Good news you lamentable Asian ceremonial barf bucket , your government decided to immortalize you in the Asian hall of barfing fame :rolleyes:

The first one who shall use your services , shall be your long lost alcoholic brother :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Your insults are to your interestingness as the airplanes were to the towers.

[Onigumo13]

Hmm...it seems that the Asian ceremonial barf bucket is capable of speaking :rolleyes:

It is alive , *cellphone ringing* "I am so sorry , I simply must take that...it is much more important than your Asian Lame Botness" :rolleyes:

*Throws a can opener at GenessorDios* "For crying out loud lamebotzilla have some decency...can't you see that you are having a lame juice leak"

[GenessorDios]

Ever the architect of his own humiliation, Onigumo13 once again guesses at the function of a common kitchen utensil only to wildly miss the mark.

[Onigumo13]

Go screw someones toaster , you chrome plated Asian dildo :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Oni, when you're kicked out of even the Serial Kidkillrapists club for unbecoming behavior, maybe it's time to accept your fate and kick yourself out of the being alive club.

[Onigumo13]

Sorry , I do not speak your native lambotish language...miss Vanessa "The Asian Trash Can Lame Bot" :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Well I wouldn't expect someone with a head as densely packed with styrofoam cups as yours to be able to learn anything, let alone another language, so no worries.

[Onigumo13]

Says the Asian chrome plated oompa loompa , who's cranium is completely filled with native Asian lame juice :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

Out of 1 billion people, Oni scored the top score--in incontinence.

*EoE hands Oni another diaper*

*Snaps*

*Laughs*

*Walks away*

[Alwards]

Out of 1 billion people, Oni scored the top score--in incontinence.

*EoE hands Oni another diaper*

*Snaps*

*Laughs*

*Walks away*
Oni may be incontinent and he admits to being illiterate in lambotish but really that`s small fry in relation to your double incontinence given that everything you said is bull**** and a watered down version of the relevance of the other 5 billion plus in the world tut

[Eye on Earth]

Oh yeah, the other 5 billion said you got second place.

[Onigumo13]

Dingo Danny Dog Balls , did that Tasmanian Devil bite off you Australian balls again :rolleyes: ?

[Eye on Earth]

*EoE hands Oni a microscope so he can find his balls*

Dude, for the last time, they are not on your arm. Those are just two small growths that looks like balls. Geez.

[Onigumo13]

Dingo Danny Dog Balls , the loss of your balls are probably affecting the relationship that you share with your horny Tasmanian Devil boyfriend :rolleyes:

[Alwards]

has a thing about literation so: Onestly, Oni opens oral orafice only octopuses own

[reiven]

^ believes strongly in aroma therapy

[GenessorDios]

reiven wears special underwear that extends from his neck down to his toes so that when he defecates, he can distribute the squishy warmth evenly. He claims to do it for environmental reasons, although he isn't so much green as brown.

[Onigumo13]

Every time GenessorDios needs to take a leak , he misplaces his screwdriver...petty they simply don't construct those Asian chrome plated Umpa-Lumpas lame bots like they used to :rolleyes:

Oh...snap ;)

[GenessorDios]

Oh snap is exactly what everyone else on this thread wishes would happen to your neck.

[ppu6502]

if you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably talking to GenessorDios

[GenessorDios]

No one ever jokes that the calluses on your fingers are due to excessive masturbation because everyone knows even your genitals hate you.

[jinx31]

Says the robot who resembles a silver dildo with arms...