Insult the Last Poster

[Fyrnae]

One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

[GenessorDios]

You are so stupid that when life gives you lemonade, you pour it into the ground hoping to grow a lemon tree.

[MassHysteria]

I hope your inexplicable Internet success helps you feel like less of a failure in real life.

[GenessorDios]

Your hair worries me. Are you sure it's supposed to reach from your nostrils to your belly button?

[jinx31]

Yeah, fortunately people mistake you for a Norelco, so she can trim that right up.

[GenessorDios]

Must you make up brand names just to let people think you know stuff?

[datagirl]

watch that mouth GD - nobody likes a bot with an attitude

[True Rune]

Death would be too good for you!

[datagirl]

^Olivia Munn requested restraining order

[Fyrnae]

That's your hand, isn't it, mutant?

[jinx31]

You might want a haircut. Apparently birds mistake that 'do for a nest.

[True Rune]

Get out my house, you scary hermaphodite.

[Fyrnae]

My, aren't you easily frightened? Man up, Runeboy.

[Cooper]

Barbie Girl

[GenessorDios]

Kendoll smoothness is rated on a Cooper scale. 0.7 is the minimum to be sold, 1 is the theoretical maximum that has thus far been unachievable in anything but Cooper himself.

[EmmaKynikos]

is so dumb that he thinks sesame street is in alphabet city

[GrnEyz]

closet nympho gymnist

[EmmaKynikos]

gentleman

[GenessorDios]

You do know MVP doesn't stand for Most Vile Person right? You don't have to try so hard.

[EmmaKynikos]

thinks carbon dating is taking a woman to dinner. a real one, not the blow-up kind

[GenessorDios]

Werewolves envy your foot hair.

[GrnEyz]

deteriorating technology

[EmmaKynikos]

welfare dad

[GrnEyz]

unpicked flower.

[EmmaKynikos]

inspiration for deliverance

[GrnEyz]

caffeine addict

[GenessorDios]

You're so fat, even that tornado can't move you.

[GrnEyz]

Isn't that more like a rumour you bug eyed tin can..?

[EmmaKynikos]

soft and cuddley

[Cooper]

fluffy bunny

[Fyrnae]

pink & squidgy & covered with glitter

[Cooper]

Barbie

[swizzluvin]

what happen broke your leg old man

[Cooper]

Let me explain this to you....dry the water from behind your ears....for an insult to be an insult, it needs to make sence. Understand?

[swizzluvin]

whatever snowflake

[Cooper]

republician

[jinx31]

barbie girl

[EmmaKynikos]

cry baby

[GenessorDios]

Your train of thought ran out of fuel decades ago. Now the conductor is Mosesly leading the passengers through a desert in search of civilization. Weird thing is, the train was in NYC when it broke down. How he got to a desert from there is very indicative of your thought processes.

[swizzluvin]

useless bending unit

[Cooper]

swizzle stick

[GenessorDios]

It's pretty amazing that you're able to keep your eyeballs from falling backwards into that vacuous skull.

[Fyrnae]

^ says the tin can with the black void behind his readily apparent. Doofus.

[swizzluvin]

^ has orgy parties with her bird

[Cooper]

Dr. G Medical Examiner reject

[Fyrnae]

^ wlled his corpse to science but it was rejected.

[Cooper]

goat tail judge

[Fyrnae]

goat tail fancier

[MassHysteria]

Your feet are too big.

[teri]

wishful thinking (that your avatar represents you in any way)

[MassHysteria]

^Ditto

[Cooper]

feather duster

[MassHysteria]

Used mop head.

[Cooper]

Butt Monkey

[MassHysteria]

Meany McMeanface

[Fyrnae]

Purveyor of hysteria en masse

[MassHysteria]

Distributor of commentary nonsensical

[MunkySpanker]

Fuck
You
Really
Nice
Assole
Extrovert

I am attempting to projectively identify with you.

[jinx31]

^^bird brain.

[MunkySpanker]

KuuKuu

(to signify your craziness, your racism, and a bird reference, at the same time. +3 for MunkySpanker)

---------- Post added 11-19-2010 at 05:31 PM ----------

^^bird brain.

Little Penis. (that's what it appears as though your subconscious insecurity could be, train in the distance resembles small penis, or maybe i just see penis everywhere)

[Fyrnae]

MunkySpanker, your name says it all -- it's also the only thrills you'll ever have in life.

Jinx, your very name is a curse on all who read it.

[MunkySpanker]

MunkySpanker, your name says it all -- it's also the only thrills you'll ever have in life.

Jinx, your very name is a curse on all who read it.

I love you for feeding my narcissism. But that means that you're my bitch.

[Fyrnae]

Bitching is all you will ever get, perv

[MassHysteria]

Your bitching, kvetching and bellyaching are all legendary.

[Fyrnae]

At least I haven't got a disease that's kvetching.

[MassHysteria]

:laugh: Your puns are about as crusty as your socks.

[MunkySpanker]

At least I haven't got a disease that's kvetching.

people that post as much as you do must masturbate a lot too. Don't worry, it takes one to know one.

[MassHysteria]

:suspicious: MunkySpanker, if you can successfully masturbate WHILE coherently typing clever and thoughtful posts on a public forum... you're doin it wrong.

[GenessorDios]

Your head can only turn 270 degrees, loser.

[MassHysteria]

Your presence was missed. Asshole.

[MunkySpanker]

:suspicious: MunkySpanker, if you can successfully masturbate WHILE coherently typing clever and thoughtful posts on a public forum... you're doin it wrong.

if I received that as a compliment "clever and thoughtful" and totally disregarded the negative comments, then I'm much more narcissistic than I originally thought, and more sadistic, and that in turns makes you my bitch (or narcissistic supply as they like to call it)

[MassHysteria]

Buddy, I'm not your bitch. I'm the bitch. You'd watch it if you knew what was good for you.

[GenessorDios]

Your fingers are of different thicknesses, weirdo.

[jinx31]

At least she doesn't have suction cups for feet, tin can.

[RedHead8808]

^nerd.

[jinx31]

so witty... :rolleyes: okay, couldn't say that with a straight face.

[NovXI]

your face is as dumb as a butt

[jinx31]

your breath smells like one

[GenessorDios]

Dogs prefer to let their bladder swell than degrade themselves by peeing on you.

[Onigumo13]

Oh be quiet you lame botzilla , only because of you little children of Africa don't have such luxury as the playground :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

It looks like your vocabulary can only gain about three words a year eh?

[Onigumo13]

It looks like your vocabulary can only gain about three words a year eh?

Go wax yourself you Asian can of lame juice , *kicks the GenessorDios the can of lame juice " go wax yourself with a lamentable tube of Lame-X" * :)

[MunkySpanker]

Go wax yourself you Asian can of lame juice , *kicks the GenessorDios the can of lame juice " go wax yourself with a lamentable tube of Lame-X" * :)

you must be smelling pussy and ass at the same time

[referencing your vicinity to cat's butthole in avatar]

[Onigumo13]

you must be smelling pussy and ass at the same time

[referencing your vicinity to cat's butthole in avatar]

So pray tell me after many unsuccessful attempts , have you finally manged shove your head in to your monkeys arse :rolleyes: ???

[GenessorDios]

Even Down's Syndrome sufferers (aptly enough) look down on you.

[Onigumo13]

Even Down's Syndrome sufferers (aptly enough) look down on you.

Go mix some more lame juice , you lame robotic fucknut :)

[MunkySpanker]

Even Down's Syndrome sufferers (aptly enough) look down on you.

has anyone told you that you look like a condom after i've busted a nut (when the tip gets pointy lol)???

[Onigumo13]

has anyone told you that you look like a condom after i've busted a nut (when the tip gets pointy lol)???

You do realize that monkey molesting , turns you in to a genuine gay spanking monkey :) lol

And that's your gay monkey family photo right :rolleyes: ???

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[Cooper]

monkey butt boy

[MassHysteria]

Broken record.

[Onigumo13]

Broken record.

Oh I am sorry , all I can hear from you is Whoot :rolleyes:

[MassHysteria]

The saddest part is, although your English has improved tremendously, you are still incomprehensible.

[Onigumo13]

The saddest part is, although your English has improved tremendously, you are still incomprehensible.

Whoot whoot whoot Blondie :rolleyes: ???

[MunkySpanker]

MunkySpanker > Onigumo13

Onigumo13's Skills < MunkySpanker's Skills

[Onigumo13]

MunkySpanker > Onigumo13

Onigumo13's Skills < MunkySpanker's Skills

What a lamentable example , try a different approach next time you feeble Monkey rapist :rolleyes:

[MunkySpanker]

What a lamentable example , try a different approach next time you feeble Monkey rapist :rolleyes:

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MunkySpanker 8==========D~~~~~ {Qnigumo13
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[Cooper]

spaztic freak

[Fyrnae]

Barbie doll collector

[Onigumo13]

Ken doll collector

[Fyrnae]

Ken doll impersonator

[Cooper]

*sniff,sniff*

Yup, I smell goat.

[True Rune]

Impale yourself with a wooden spoon, you hyperactive, hypochondriac, drab git.

[Eye on Earth]

Can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl.

[True Rune]

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You're good for something..but damn do you stink.

[Eye on Earth]

He gets everything ass-backwards.

[Cooper]

goat breath

[Mikk]

goat.

[Cooper]

sky rat

[Mikk]

The snake that got left behind on the plane.

[Cooper]

cheerleader

[GrnEyz]

dracula's bastard son in law.

(or perhaps a distant cousin)

[Cooper]

dog catcher

[GrnEyz]

reptile collector

[Fyrnae]

reptile seeking to mate with his own species

[GrnEyz]

snake collector

[GenessorDios]

Just looking at you makes my brain rebel and force my hand to punch my eyes repeatedly.

[MassHysteria]

You remind me of a bitch I once knew.

[GenessorDios]

Don't be sad that your only friend was not of your species. Also don't be sad that it would rather live destitute on the streets than in the same room with you.

Instead, be sad that you're you and please kill yourself.

[Fyrnae]

Do us all a favour & run screaming into the night off that cliff over there, you love-child of a three-toed sloth and a bathroom bin.

[GenessorDios]

Many people have told me that you have a mean personality, but I disagreed.

I told them you don't even have a noteworthy personality. Really, you're just a giant boil on the left butt cheek of life: everyone hates it when you're here, no one notices when you're gone and if you had never come into existence, the world would have been a much happier place.

[Mikk]

Did someone talk or was it just the wind?

[jerkface]

suffocated someone with a plastic bag

[Fyrnae]

I need not insult you as your name says it all.

[GenessorDios]

You're so lucky. No matter what you do, no one will change their opinion of you. I guess that's a perk of being the most hated carbon-based lifeform in the history of existence.

[GrnEyz]

small robot... large attitude

[GenessorDios]

That's cool, you built a mechanical hand that displays how many friends you have.

[jinx31]

Wow, you two have something in common!

[GenessorDios]

The sheer amount of no originality that went into your post could make you the hero of the anti-intellectual organization, Nonsensa.

[Fyrnae]

You actually think there's anything truly original under the sun? I thought I was naive but I hand you the crown.

[GenessorDios]

Please let's not start discussing your flaws. I really don't have 74 years to waste.

[Uriel]

...your insults are corny

[Fyrnae]

Your insults are barely insulting, noob.

[Yazidi]

oh snap...

[GrnEyz]

anorexic

[Cooper]

bulimic

[Fyrnae]

The sight of you is enough to cause vomiting from the strongest stomach

[True Rune]

He's no looker, but it's actually your smell you hippy.

[Cooper]

toe jam eater

[RedHead8808]

lint licker.

[Othesemo]

You boast the intellectual prowess of a gastropod exposed to excessive quantities of sodium chloride.

[Eye on Earth]

Actually thinks Snipes are a delicacy.

[Cooper]

EoE, you are as attractive as a bat

[Fyrnae]

absentee

[EmmaKynikos]

^'s mamma is so fat, she has 2 zip codes - one for her stomach and one for her behind

[reiven]

emma believes soaking alkaline batteries in bleach will recharge them.

[escapist11]

I like that hat.

[jinx31]

I'd say you were a blonde, but even blonde's get an insult right every once in a while.

[GenessorDios]

When the doctor presiding over your birth saw the abomination he helped bring into this world, he quickly shouted for the nurses to cut your spinal cord. Unfortunately, they were blinded by your vileness and accidentally cut your umbilical one instead, so here you are today.

[Eye on Earth]

Auditioned for the role of the King of Sparta in the movie 300. Unfortunately, he couldn't hold a shield above his head and he was let go. He did find work around the set though, as an ashtray.

[GenessorDios]

Even though yours looks like a mouth, you're not supposed to stick cigarettes in your butthole. Oh wait, that is your mouth? Why does it smell like shit then?

[Eye on Earth]

Dude...quit sniffing my butt.

^Keeps a spare battery in his storage compartment, just in case his sex toys run out of power.

[GenessorDios]

EoE, you ignorant slut! Those batteries are for my battery-powered battery charger!

[Wapiti]

^Can't figure out why his over-unity invention with a 50% efficiency rating never made it in the big time.

[Eye on Earth]

^Got a picture of someone shining a light up his arse, from the inside.

[Wapiti]

^Jealous!

[Eye on Earth]

^Now every time he farts, he sees flashes of light.

[Wapiti]

^Lives only for seeing flashes of light from others arses.

[Eye on Earth]

^Hasn't yet learned how to make money doing it.

[GenessorDios]

Your cuticles are neither cute, nor do they tickle. Stop spreading misinformation, you well-informed slut!

[Eye on Earth]

Got a little confused when people were talking about the Pleasure Dome. Never quite realized it wasn't him.

[GenessorDios]

You cut yourself so much, your cells receive more oxygen from the atmosphere than from your blood.

[escapist11]

I'm sick of that stupid robot avatar. That show sucks anyways.

[incamy]

^ it's time that you escape, and never come back again.

[NoGrayArea01]

^Likes Justin Bieber...and Lady Gaga.

[Eye on Earth]

^Wants to be Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga.

[NoGrayArea01]

^Thinks being two people at the same time is possible.

[Eye on Earth]

^Can't tell the difference between tensil strength and weight bearing capacity.

[GenessorDios]

Your leg to torso length ratio is similar to that of a penguin.

[Eye on Earth]

Your reproductive capability is measured in millimeters.

[GenessorDios]

Picking your nose will never be an Olympic sport, no matter how good you are at it.

[reiven]

rusted edges actually improve your appearance

[GenessorDios]

Your stub of a right hand creeps the bebuddhas out of all your friends.

[HAL 9000]

Anyone ever tell you that you have a good body for trucking?

[Eye on Earth]

Put that thing down. You might hurt yourself.

[NoGrayArea01]

Like you know how to use one.

[Eye on Earth]

You still can't figure out how to break the chain that binds you.

[mozartus]

Stop walking on your knuckles!

[Eye on Earth]

Tries really hard to remember all the colors in the spectrum but always misses at least one.

[GenessorDios]

When most people meet the antimatter version of you, they always wonder why you're being so nice.

Also, why you don't smell like a rotting corpse.

[reiven]

if emotions were vegetables, ^ would be an rhubarb

[NoGrayArea01]

You would be asperagus.

[GenessorDios]

When your parents told you to eat more vegetables, I'm sure they didn't mean for you to lick your way through a coma ward. But you did it anyway....

[EmmaKynikos]

^ is so dumb, his job will be replaced by a robot

[GenessorDios]

Contrary to popular belief, the concept of absolute zero was actually inspired by how devoid of substance the noises produced by your mouth could be.

[Uriel]

Your insults are too long.

[True Rune]

Why not lie in a comfy bed of spikes, you ugly, monstrous, dusty fallopian tube.

[Eye on Earth]

Hasn't seen a fallopian tube in a long time, and I mean a long time.

[Onigumo13]

^Accidentally received a penis slap from another male model , while preparing for a fashion show and after that was dubbed as Sir Fagot Penis Slap a lot :rolleyes:

[Rudy]

Onigumo writes erotic fanfiction about the Cheshire Cat.

[Fyrnae]

What's worse, Rudy, the foolish fanfiction writer or the fool who parts with his money to read it? I know you do.

[Cooper]

Goat breath

[Eye on Earth]

Dons a ghillie suit just so he can be mistaken as Big Foot.

[ToC]

You have a butt chin and you look like you're taking a fat ****.

[chanel]

you are no ice, ice baby

[GenessorDios]

People who've lain in bed with you call you Vanilla Ice because you're boring and cold.

[GrnEyz]

neckless instigator

[GenessorDios]

It's a good thing you keep your mouth shut so people can't see the goatee growing inwards and out from under your tongue.

[Eye on Earth]

His knock knees are a result of a horrible sexual encounter with a dish washing machine, and he enjoyed it so much he went back for seconds.

[GrnEyz]

^his first sexual experience was scary... it was dark... he was by himself... he got a cramp in his elbow...

[Eye on Earth]

His friends call him "Tiny" for a reason.

[GrnEyz]

^has trouble explaining the blisters on his right palm.

[GenessorDios]

I heard you have defiled that hole in your mechanical hand too many times to count.

[Eye on Earth]

His robot arms are so short he can't reach himself.

[Cooper]

Bat boy

[GenessorDios]

Your face is ugly.

[RedHead8808]

Your toes are crooked.

[GenessorDios]

You walk funny.

[RedHead8808]

You sleep weird.

[GenessorDios]

Your fingernails are yellow.

[Cooper]

Your mother was a Pinto gas tank.

[GenessorDios]

You drive like a maniac.

[reiven]

^ has learned to scrape off a layer of body residue, bottle it, and sell it as people repellent.

[Eye on Earth]

His hoes look worse than he does.

[GenessorDios]

Your hair smells.

[Uriel]

You don't have any.

[Eye on Earth]

You don't either...nice wig.

[MassHysteria]

^Blisteringly pointless human being.

[GrnEyz]

^blisteringly pointy human being.

(thats a good thing)

[Wapiti]

^blistered private area, with warts.

[GrnEyz]

^blistering nasal area... with multiple open sores

[Amphorian]

^smells funny

[GrnEyz]

^obviously feeling better

[Amphorian]

^doesn't know how to insult

[MassHysteria]

^Wears silly hats to be ''ironic''

[Amphorian]

^has assumptive dreams about irony

[Wapiti]

^is currently looking up the definition of irony to figure out what these last few posts were about.

[Amphorian]

^currently needs to look up the definition of assumption

[Wapiti]

^likes to type words that start with ass

[Amphorian]

^likes to have things up the ass

[Distorted]

^likes putting things up asses

[Amphorian]

^why thank you

[GenessorDios]

Your feet are hairy.

[Uriel]

Your hair smells like feet.

[Eye on Earth]

Your wig smells like GenessorDios.

[GenessorDios]

You made jolly ol' St Nick turn to drinking.

[plotthickens]

Your dangly bit is crooked.

[GenessorDios]

Many people around the world have adopted the mantra What would plotthickens do?

Must be a coincidence that they're all serial bunnyrapers.

[Eye on Earth]

Consults his What would plotthickens do book and decides that incestual rape amongst robots is normal.

[GrnEyz]

Is there a WWPD bumper sticker for sale somewhere..?

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not insulting me.

[GrnEyz]

Damn... you're a low brow, knuckle draggin, droopy drawed, unbathed, man ape.

[Eye on Earth]

When he is in his IronMan suit, he gets a kick out of how his suit's robot voice tickles his butt.

[GenessorDios]

I know that's not your hair, but a rare hairy snake that tried to eat your head from behind and choked.

[Nonsuch]

Lacks a sense of humor

[Uriel]

Lacks a sense of self.

[True Rune]

insignificant, incompetent, with bad eyesight.

I have 30,000 cacti waiting to gouge your eyes out

[Onigumo13]

Settle down Mr. Penis , you shall soon meet your handsome Mr. Dildo :rolleyes:

[Fyrnae]

You can be replaced with a cardboard cut-out & a tape recording of retarded comments.

[Onigumo13]

Poppycock , antler fetishism is not dead you are the perfect embodiment of it :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Everyone on the thread except Onigumo13: you're stuck on a thread with quite possibly the lowest-functioning individual to ever use a computer, regardless of age. How does that make you feel?