Insult the Last Poster

[Onigumo13]

^accidentally cut of his own ball's while shaving his face :)

[dogwoodlover]

Couldn't spell off if his life depended on it.

[Onigumo13]

^Cad there is no room for a female in your avatar.

[GrnEyz]

^ Is cheap and can be had....

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[Onigumo13]

^ Is cheap and can be had....

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^I see someone finally had updated the price of their ball's :)

[GrnEyz]

^Is suddenly concerned about his budget.

[Fyrnae]

Longshanks.

[Cooper]

goat hoof

[Fyrnae]

daft bastard

[Cooper]

venison

[Fyrnae]

You couldn't catch me if my legs were tied up.

[True Rune]

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The oven's ready.

[Fyrnae]

Laughable. :laugh:

[MassHysteria]

Edible.

[Cooper]

Pirate Wench wannbe

[MassHysteria]

Sailor wannabe

[Cooper]

flea bag goat

[MassHysteria]

Tick

[Imagineering]

Mrs. cleavage

[Cooper]

Bicycle butt

[Fyrnae]

Maudy

[True Rune]

Your face is the reason humans die.

[Imagineering]

Final Fantasy is lamo

[INTroJect]

wtf

[Cooper]

flea bait

[INTroJect]

You too. But for your case I can do it in Alphanumeric:

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot

[Cooper]

your feet smell of goat farts and your breath melts livestock

[reiven]

coop has tattoos. to be honest, i've seen better art on a grade school sidewalk.

[jinx31]

How? You haven't been allowed near a grade school since that conviction in '87, right?

[RedHead8808]

No that was you..

[Cooper]

mama grizzly

[INTroJect]

Papa Prissy

[Cooper]

ear mite licker

[RedHead8808]

cooty queen!

[Cooper]

dodge ball loser

[RedHead8808]

dance team mascot

[Cooper]

(I have been slayed(?))....

cat flea

[RedHead8808]

rat flea amoeba (grease reference)

[Cooper]

mouse toe jam

[RedHead8808]

leftover meatloaf juice..?

[Cooper]

red head

[RedHead8808]

:(

man!

[Cooper]

LMAO!!

goat

[RedHead8808]

mule

[Cooper]

billy goat

[RedHead8808]

like goats do you??

turd.

[Steel]

If being ugly was profitable, you'd actually make some money in life.

[GenessorDios]

The day your face was first unleashed upon the world, scientists perfected the technology to have eyeballs turned permanently inside out.

Coincidence? I think not!

[Cooper]

water troff

[Fyrnae]

You couldn't spell 'trough' if your life depended on it.

[Cooper]

That is not an insult, that is a fact. Insult thread fail.

[MassHysteria]

You wear an extraordinarily silly hat and parrots laugh at you.

[Steel]

You're like an ungrateful alley cat. When somebody is kind enough to take you in, you tear up the drapes and pee on the carpet, and then get tossed back out onto the street.

[Cooper]

lead weight

[jinx31]

dead weight

[dungeonguy88]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.^^

[jinx31]

Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you

[RedHead8808]

^has boogers on shirt..

[dungeonguy88]

^Has shirt in nose..

[RedHead8808]

^has someones panties in nose..

[Fyrnae]

^ has her knickers in a twist

[MassHysteria]

^Wears grandma knickers.

[Fyrnae]

You look like your grandmother, and I don't mean when she was young.

[MassHysteria]

You look like your grandfather. And I don't mean if he were a woman.

[Wapiti]

You dry hump your pillow and never wash your sheets.

[MassHysteria]

You have abnormally fragile bones and wear entirely too much cologne.

[Wapiti]

You have a crane to get you out of bed.

[GenessorDios]

You fight like a dairy farmer.

[MassHysteria]

That attitude will get you nowhere.

[GrnEyz]

You're a horny little pirate aren't you..?

[GenessorDios]

How is that an insult, you insufferable twit?

[Cooper]

your sister is a flattened Coors can

[MassHysteria]

Your sister is a California Raisin.

[Cooper]

Your mother is a California Prune

[MassHysteria]

You're so full of prunes, it's coming out of your pores.

[Wapiti]

You didn't realize there were such things as toilet brushes until someone asked what all that brown stuff on your hands was.

[MassHysteria]

No one believes you're a natural blonde.

[Wapiti]

No one believes you're a virgin.

[RedHead8808]

^smells like corn chips!

[MassHysteria]

^^*thank God*

If this were the Wild West, you'd have been hanged by now.

EDIT: Dammit, Red! :laugh:

[Cooper]

Road Kill survivor

[Wapiti]

Road kill eater.

[RedHead8808]

road kill killer

[Cooper]

road

[MassHysteria]

doormat

[Wapiti]

Toad licker

[Cooper]

zit sucker

[Fyrnae]

Fungal toe nibbler

[Cooper]

barf bather

[MassHysteria]

Nausea inducer

[RedHead8808]

shit shitter.

[Cooper]

Lifelong Republician

[RedHead8808]

*gasp*... no.

[Cooper]

INSULTED!!!

[Fyrnae]

*Coop 1, Red 0*

^^ loser

^ gloater

[MassHysteria]

^Cheerleader

[RedHead8808]

^band geek

[Cooper]

fake red

[GenessorDios]

Whenever you sleep, there's a long procession of termites climbing onto your head, taking a bite, getting confused and leaving disappointed.

[Cooper]

bender wannbe

[GenessorDios]

You're a carpet muncher. Literally.

[Cooper]

your momma was a Studebaker

[GenessorDios]

People call you greenhorn because that one kid caught a glimpse of you in a locker room. Don't you think you should complete your dosage?

[MassHysteria]

Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8.


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[GenessorDios]

The only reason guys fall to their feet when they meet you is so they can escape the cone of halitosis exiting your face.

[Cooper]

your breath smells of sardines and gear oil

[Steel]

Cooper is really about 22, but looks older because of the crystal meth...He still has a couple teeth left.

[Cooper]

hamster pellet

[RedHead8808]

^has really long nostril hairs.

[Cooper]

bottle blonde

[RedHead8808]

stinky toes

[Cooper]

maggot herder

[Steel]

Under all the fancy garments, Cooper is just another homeless guy jones'n for his next fix.

[Cooper]

may the fleas of a 1000 dogs infest your pubic hair

[RedHead8808]

^already has fleas in his pubes!!

[Cooper]

has no pubes

[GenessorDios]

That's only because you got hungry that one night.

[Steel]

You're like a bootleg version of R2-D2.

[GenessorDios]

You're like a bootleg version of Iron.

[Cooper]

you repell magnets

[GenessorDios]

Your speech impediment really covers up your utter lack of education.

[dogwoodlover]

Your manhood resembles your avatar--short and stubby.

[Cooper]

your name says it all....

[dogwoodlover]

Why would you make a photo of you jerking it as your avatar?

[Steel]

^columnists call him the Hugh Heffner of Playdog...

[Cooper]

mommy won't let steel have an av...

[jinx31]

mommy dresses you funny

[Fyrnae]

You have no mirrors at home because your reflection shattered them all.

[Cooper]

you are a Goat On Fire....

[datagirl]

^invites all his friends to the BBQ

[Cooper]

datagoat

[Fyrnae]

Goat shagger

[Cooper]

ENFP

[Fyrnae]

:stare:

homunculus mongoloid

[Cooper]

hot dog eater

[Fyrnae]

Cannot insult on your own thread

[MassHysteria]

*tsk* That jack-o-lantern... SoooOOoooo amateur.

[Cooper]

Sarah Palin wannabe

[MassHysteria]

Bill O'Reilly lookalike

[datagirl]

^BO premium membership (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[GenessorDios]

I know the only reason you want to study genetic engineering is to create a new species designed specifically to love you, since no existing creature would stoop to that level. Unfortunately, you forgot that you're stupid.

[Fyrnae]

rust bucket.

[GenessorDios]

Your deer only has antlers on one side. Fitting, since your brain's the same way.

[Fyrnae]

At least my genitals aren't on display, firmly attatched to my head. I'd get a hat, GD.

[MassHysteria]

You dress like a shrink-wrapped spiral cut ham.

[GenessorDios]

Tattooing a line on your forehead doesn't make that hole where your eye was any less disgusting.

[datagirl]

Eyeball fell out. Again. You really need to get that helmet fixed GD.

[True Rune]

You're just jealous you short dingbat.

[datagirl]

^outfit was a big hit at comic con

[Nemesis]

Napoleon in drag?

[GenessorDios]

Yours is a face only a mother could stand not to hold in a fryelator.

[InfiniteLoop]

Oh, it's the cow again. I thought I heard mooing.

[MassHysteria]

Ugh, you're such a fucking hipster.

[Cooper]

Wants to be like Sarah....Palin

[Steel]

For Halloween the other night, Cooper went around to every crack and meth house in the city with his top hat flipped over like a candy bag.

He even stopped by the Democratic party headquarters to cop a couple free needles as part of Obama's "let's help the junkies" stimulus program.

[GenessorDios]

You've been a crackhead so long that you convert all prices into standard junkie currency, Dickstosuck without realizing it.

[jinx31]

Currency manipulation is your primary programming isn't it, BJBot-9000?

[Cooper]

you smell like burnt popcorn

[Steel]

Cooper is actually a legend at the homeless shelter. Last year, he not only won gold medals for insufflation, hot-rails, and booty bumps at the annual Olympics for street addicts, he set new records.

Which is no surprise. Afertall, Cooper was odds-on favorite. Of all the athletes, his sores and abscesses outnumbered the competitions by 3 to 1.

[Cooper]

Republican

[Steel]

Don't be fooled by Cooper's hypocrisy.

He just launched his first infomercial for the Cooper red-hot glass tube, and, for those who like Cooper have no lining left in their nose, the Cooper turkey baster. The infomercial where Cooper's slogan is he's not only the sponsor, he's also a user.

Yeah, as a matter of fact, Cooper is such a capitalist, he even offers to throw in the aluminum foil he and a Jodi Sweetin' lookalike transexual used to shoot up with for no charge at all.

[Cooper]

had to look up every word for above insult, and everything else he ever says

[GrnEyz]

Forgot to return his halloween costume... again..!

[sixpoint8]

Your Mother Was a Bamboo rat (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) and Your Father Smelt of unripe Sambucus nigra (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)!

[GrnEyz]

Persecutes when cooperation would be the wiser path.

[Steel]

Tell me.. how hard do you laugh when you type that buffoonery? LOL.. seriously. how hard. LOL

[MassHysteria]

Pretty big talk from a guy created in the image of overcooked spaghetti noodles.

[Steel]

Reading that insult was like watching golf on television...LOL...I just had to yawn.

As usual ...You're trying to drive off the tee with a putter...

[MassHysteria]

Oh, there was a little venom in that one. All this talk of limp, flaccid, impotent noodles must be getting to you. Ah! Hence the title of ''Steel,'' as in ''Hard as.'' I see. *puts on Freud glasses* Vhy don't you tell me about your muzzer, ja?

[Steel]

Why don't you just take your hand out of your pants and go look at some porn (or read a book)... leave the real time insults to those cut out for it...Steel isn't going to play with you. LOL

[Cooper]

you look like a used SOS pad, smell like one, too

[MassHysteria]

Banned for painting the bedroom an abominably cheerful shade of yellow.

[Imagineering]

You are in the wrong thread.

[Steel]

Moderator's pet....Moderator's pet...

[Onigumo13]

^You definitely suck at insults don't you , that was a feeble attempt you do realize that naturally . Man up your insults you Fucknut :rolleyes:

[Cooper]

moron goatboy

[Onigumo13]

Oh my such brave words , coming from a male goat fairy ;)

[Cooper]

^ the King Of Almost Was and Never Will Be

[Onigumo13]

Pipe down Goatberon !

And start slowly but efficiently invade United Kingdom ;)

[Cooper]

goat minion

[Onigumo13]

Now you don't know me at all , and you just called me a very hurtful name :roleyes:

Grandpa Goat !

[Cooper]

You smell like goat dung...

[Onigumo13]

And you actually smell of the old goat fart ;)

[Steel]

Hey you pansy limp wristed pickle sniffer.

[Onigumo13]

Those kind of an insults only work on your grandma , each time you insult me I want to write an essay on "Steel and his lame insults and how they are ruining our profanity right" :rolleyes:

[Steel]

^Colon Cowboy

[Onigumo13]

^Now be quiet you Lame -O The Clown , don't make me insultingly hurt you "go to that fifth corner over there and sit quietly" Lame arse !

[Steel]

^aka chipmunk (always has nuts in his mouth)

[Onigumo13]

Oh I am so sorry are you debating with me , seriously I was not listening to you at all was it really really really really really really really really really really really really really important :rolleyes: ???

[Steel]

Don't tear yourself up over it....It was about as important as your bacon strip stained tighty whiteys.

[Onigumo13]

^Go grab that cheeseburger and tell him about your feelings , I doubt that even that cheeseburger will care about you at all . I mean hey who knows maybe , I am wrong and you will end up having a sexual intercourse with a cheeseburger :rolleyes:

[Steel]

^Hung like a Chinese Baby. LOL.

[Onigumo13]

So how was that special time , with your cheese burger again :rolleyes: ???

[Steel]

^Diagnosed with Chinese Baby Dick Syndrome. LOL.

[Onigumo13]

^My diagnose is , that you suck at insults I am so getting out of here this is a waste of my precious time farewell Chuckles !

[Steel]

Yeah right...Cheeseburger boy...

Time to go to work...Unlike you (SSI Collector)

[Onigumo13]

Fuck head !

[Steel]

^IQ of a walnut.

[Onigumo13]

^IQ of a walnut.

^IQ of a Fucknut :rolleyes: !!!

[Bobsama]

Uglier than me.

[Onigumo13]

Blended !

Should I , must I , make an attempt , to push the button :rolleyes: ???

By simply ending your misery Bobo sama ;)

[datagirl]

cat puree is the secret ingredient in OG's homemade tomato sauce

[Cooper]

your armpits smell of goat pee

[sixpoint8]

^ likes the smell of goat-urine scented armpits.

[GenessorDios]

^ loves axillary cuisine because the hairs can be used as dental floss.

[TenochAcampicht]

^GenessorDios's piston bulges for male cartoon robots

[Fyrnae]

homophobe

[TenochAcampicht]

robophobe

[Bobsama]

heterophobe

[Onigumo13]

^heterorobophobezilla !!!

The INTJ masses have spoken , you are definitely one of them lol :)

[Cooper]

poopcickle

[Onigumo13]

Are you calling yourself poopsickle again , you poor male goat fairy ??? :)

[Cooper]

boogerboy

[Bobsama]

sista

[Cooper]

Mommy Dearest

[Fyrnae]

Bobsama's Dad

[Onigumo13]

Bobsama's Mom ;)

Which actually makes him a deer like goat fairy :)

[Fyrnae]

Bobsama's nasty uncle

[Onigumo13]

Bobsama requires your parental attention ;)

[Fyrnae]

You're the one with the need to give that kind of attention, Nasty Uncle

[Onigumo13]

It's official bobsama is your deer like goat fairy infant :)

[Bobsama]

Creepy Yakuza uncle.

[Onigumo13]

^Feeble insult attempt ;)

[GrnEyz]

tooth fairy

[Onigumo13]

Mr Stark wannabee :)

[Bobsama]

Pokémon.

[Onigumo13]

^Blendermon !

*Off to smoke hookah :)*

[jinx31]

Face it, your a cheap hookah. You've got to have more self confidence, raise those rates. You'll never get of the streets with what you're charging today.

[Cooper]

Why did your mother keep you?

[Onigumo13]

Face it, your a cheap hookah. You've got to have more self confidence, raise those rates. You'll never get of the streets with what you're charging today.

Apparently your mom told you the truth , 80s did happened that's the precise reason of your existence . And she had such high hopes for the 80s :rolleyes:

Oh snap !

[True Rune]

What a nice toilet sized hat you have. I guess you get thirsty on the go..

[Cooper]

snake pee collector

[GrnEyz]

transient septic tank cleaner.

[Bobsama]

Primarily drinks out of toilet bowls.

[VangornX]

Your parents were right to hate you.

[GenessorDios]

The results are in! It looks like 5.2% of the world's population has said they wouldn't mind being friends with you. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that they all have IQs of 7 or lower. It probably has nothing to do with the fact that they have difficulty selecting the right checkbox.

[Cooper]

cross metal alloy

[Bobsama]

Mad hatter

[jinx31]

Sad catter

[Bobsama]

Bad matter

[Fyrnae]

Soon to be in tatters

[Cooper]

to cute to insult

[jinx31]

softie

[GrnEyz]

hard ass

[Cooper]

lard ass

[GrnEyz]

Someone said 'haul ass'... coop had to make two trips.

[ObeyGravity]

GrnEyz plagiarizes his material

[Cooper]

goat poop

[Fyrnae]

goat obsessed

[Cooper]

goat