The Never Ending Haiku Game

[venuspop]

Always on the movie?
Isn't that six syllables?
A violation, right?

[CaelestisPeste]

A violation, right?
No it's not, you evil fiend.
I just misspelled it.

[venuspop]

I just misspelled it.
I did all that on purpose
I love to misspell

[CaelestisPeste]

I love to misspell.
I am foolish and silly,
I am VenusPop.

[venuspop]

I am VenusPop.
Charming and awesome, am I
Adorable too :rolleyes:

[CaelestisPeste]

Adorable too
Is a cute cat and a bear,
Not so much Venus.

[venuspop]

Not so much Venus.
but a solitary cow
in the thickest mist.

[CaelestisPeste]

In the thickest mist,
A lonely boy and a cow,
Ready for a fight.

[venuspop]

Ready for a fight.
which overwhelmed their feelings
They loved each other :p

[CaelestisPeste]

They loved each other,
They: Zargon and VenusPop,
Together, always.

[venuspop]

Together, always.
Lovers entwined in passion
CP and Zargon

[CaelestisPeste]

CP and Zargon
Best buddies, always cheerful,
VenusPop, jealous.

[venuspop]

VenusPop, jealous?
Never! Unheard of. Absurd!
Outrageous nonsense.

[CaelestisPeste]

Outrageous nonsense,
A defensive assertion,
It's called denial.

[venuspop]

It's called denial.
Quite rightly so, I'm afraid
Learn to relax, Kid!

[CaelestisPeste]

Learn to relax, kid!
Said the old man from Texas,
He is very wise.

[venuspop]

He is very wise.
All Texans are wise, me thinks
Care to prove me wrong?

[CaelestisPeste]

Care to prove me wrong?
No, I can not prove you wrong,
You are a genius. :)

[venuspop]

You are a genius.
All who called me a genius
Is a genius too :p

[CaelestisPeste]

Is a genius too,
Only two geniuses left,
Only you and me...

[venuspop]

Only you and me...
Made it to the finish line
We are the champions

[CaelestisPeste]

We are the champions,
An amazing song by Queen,
Just second to us. :)

[venuspop]

Just second to us.
Aye! Just so. I quite agree.
You are always right.

[CaelestisPeste]

You are are always right,
Even when you're clearly wrong,
You're infallible?

[venuspop]

You're infallible?
Inflatable? How could you ...
Deal me this insult.

[CaelestisPeste]

Deal me this insult,
I am a true masochist,
Pain is my pleasure.

[venuspop]

Pain is my pleasure.
Pleasure makes me squeal aloud
I am the turkey

[WoodsWoman]

i am the turkey?
are you the stuffing or what?
where is this going?

[CaelestisPeste]

Where is this going?
This train of thought -- collision,
Inevitable.

[Dancingqueen]

Inevitable
Crowding out productive thought
Conclusion too soon

[Sprelious]

Conclusion too soon
Have an overactive "N"
Turns out I was right

[Dancingqueen]

Turns out I was right
My "N", deception?
Eyes closed from within.

[Dysphoriac]

Eyes closed from within
Deepening your Mystery
Blindness forms a wall

[WoodsWoman]

blindness forms a wall
one can only overcome
by an act of will

[venuspop]

by an act of will
I shinnied up the big tree
and onto the wall

[Dancingqueen]

And onto the wall
Humpty-Dumpty never fall
Uncracked, I'll stay tall!

*snicker*

[CoryKS]

Uncracked, I'll stand tall!
Last beer standing in the fridge
No more dead soldiers.

[venuspop]

No more dead soldiers.
pushing up lovely daisies
what a sad, sad world

[Gerard91]

what a sad, sad world.
When we loose people we love.
Nothing can save us.

[venuspop]

Nothing can save us.
from the abomination
of a world gone wrong

[WoodsWoman]

of a world gone wrong
i hear about all the time
my glass is half full

[venuspop]

my glass is half full
with the sorrows of the world
Joy, where have you gone?

[WoodsWoman]

joy, where have you gone?
buried 'neath yesterdays grief
feelings need honor

[Gerard91]

feeling needs honor.
We need to act what we say.
Sometimes we just can't.

[venuspop]

Sometimes we just can't.
I understand you, Buddy.
Your message is clear.

[Dancingqueen]

Your message is clear
and your heart soon to follow
what path you choose now

[WoodsWoman]

what path you choose now
by the sea or on mountains
both are beautiful

[venuspop]

both are beautiful
Ivory and Ebony
The best of buddies

[WoodsWoman]

the best of buddies
can be oil and water too
each the perfect foil

[venuspop]

each the perfect foil
at odds with one another
in a curious way

[Dancingqueen]

in a curious way
I looked through the rabbit hole
and then I fell in

[Gerard91]

and then I fell in
the dark matter of my own
daily tragedies.

[venuspop]

daily tragedies
consume my waking moment
I need help, I do.

[WoodsWoman]

i need help, i do
to be prepared for winter
one box at a time

[Dancingqueen]

one box at a time
I can't do it all at once
separate my thoughts

[Gerard91]

separate my thoughts,
reject things that bring me shame.
It's not the worst thing.

[silvercrystal07]

It's not the worst thing,
Being so isolated.
The silence feels good.

[venuspop]

The silence feels good.
It sounds too good to be true
Perhaps it is not.

[CaelestisPeste]

Perhaps it is not,
A thought, a dream, a belief,
My reality.

[venuspop]

My reality.
Is often rather bizarre
Some call it surreal

[CaelestisPeste]

Some call it surreal,
A dream we can touch and feel,
But it is just life.

[venuspop]

But it is just life.
A stage and we, mere actors
Each playing our parts

[Dancingqueen]

Each playing our parts
Quick before the curtains close
All the world's a stage

[venuspop]

All the world's a stage
You know old Shakespeare said that
The shakers of spears

[Gerard91]

The shakers of spears.
They yell at their enemies.
It's time for revenge.

[venuspop]

It's time for revenge.
The blood hounds are blood thirsty
There is a full moon

[CaelestisPeste]

There is a full moon,
Werewolves are awakening,
Watch yourself, they're here.

[venuspop]

Watch yourself, they're here.
Howling, hooting, shivering
In total darkness

[CaelestisPeste]

In total darkness,
Which is where my mind just went,
I am bewildered.

[venuspop]

I am bewildered.
Easily perturbed am I
I am Confusion.

[Gerard91]

I am confusion.
I am fun and excitement.
I am everything.

[WoodsWoman]

i am everything?
maybe not by all standards,
but i am enough

[Dancingqueen]

but i am enough
perfection, impossible
good enough will do!

[Gerard91]

Good enough will do!
You can call something perfect,
and enjoy the world.

[Minerva]

And enjoy the world
One day it will be no more
Man will see to that

[CaelestisPeste]

Man will see to that,
The creation of the world,
As well as the end.

[Minerva]

As well as the end.
Even so we should rejoice
For new beginnings.

[CaelestisPeste]

For new beginnings,
Look to the glistening stars,
Build a base on mars.

[venuspop]

Build a base on mars.
I don't know. What will we eat?
Any bacon there?

[Minerva]

Any bacon there
Are you having breakfast, dear?
Anything else here?

[CaelestisPeste]

Any bacon there?
Illogical fallacy,
This does not compute.

Anything else here?
This brain is utterly blank,
I need more knowledge.

[Minerva]

I need more knowledge
There will never be enough
To satisfy me

[venuspop]

But I will forgive
for I am benevolent
I am Minerva

To satisfy me
An impossibility
Insatiable Me!

[CaelestisPeste]

I am Minerva,
No I'm not, I'm Clark Gable,
You are incorrect.

What are doing VP!?! I'm not changing my awesome haiku.

[venuspop]

I am Minerva,
No I'm not, I'm Clark Gable,
You are incorrect.

What are doing VP!?! I'm not changing my awesome haiku.

Sorry ... let me fix this. Give me a sec.

You are incorrect
Your haiku isn't awesome
Just mediocre. :p

[CaelestisPeste]

Just mediocre,
Is VenusPop's work ethic,
Stop being so lazy.

[venuspop]

Stop being so lazy
Who are you calling lazy?
Who? Me? Couldn't be!

[CaelestisPeste]

Who? Me? Couldn't be!
I'm just too awesome and cool,
Plus, I'm Clark Gable.

[venuspop]

Plus, I'm Clark Gable
Frankly, I don't give a damn.
Yes, that is my line.

[CaelestisPeste]

Yes, that is my line,
It has been copyrighted,
But by who? By me!

[venuspop]

But by who? By me!
By standards that paled just so
Be warned, my brethren.

[Dancingqueen]

Be warned, my brethren.
Fighting children never win
Bitch slaps all around!

[venuspop]

Bitch slaps all around
Duck quickly before you're found
Mother is in town

[CaelestisPeste]

Mother is in town,
Father must promptly hide,
She looks furious.

[Gerard91]

She looks furious.
So he had another girl.
It's going to end.

[venuspop]

It's going to end
Badly! Yes, that's how it'll end
They will separate

[WoodsWoman]

they will separate
oil and water always do
but make good neighbors

[CaelestisPeste]

But make good neighbors,
pay off your mortgage early,
and act congenial.

[venuspop]

and act congenial
it is considered decent
by polite people

[CaelestisPeste]

By polite people,
Being pleased is the first step,
The next is kindness.

[venuspop]

The next is kindness
Where is this taking us all?
What is a Haiku?

[CaelestisPeste]

What is a Haiku?
Don't ask me, I do not know,
But VenusPop might.

[venuspop]

But venuspop might?
No way! You are mistaken
We should ask someone

[CaelestisPeste]

We should ask someone.
But who? Who shall we inquire?
VenusPop must know!

[venuspop]

venuspop must know?
That's a common fallacy
We should ask Rudy

[CaelestisPeste]

We should ask Rudy.
But where's Rudy exactly?
VenusPop must know! :)

[venuspop]

venuspop must know?
What else can I say to that?
Except this one word .........f@#$%!^&*!!

*LOL* (Please release me let me go....)

[CaelestisPeste]

VenusPop must know.
Great knowledge is a burden,
CP knows as well. :)

[venuspop]

CP knows as well
At least, he does think he knew
Let us oblige him

[CaelestisPeste]

Let us oblige him,
The greatest person ever,
No one can compare.

[venuspop]

No one can compare
Except Inspector Clouseau
Yes! And Maxwell Smart

[CaelestisPeste]

Yes! and Maxwell Smart.
He's certainly a genius,
Just like VP is.

[venuspop]

Just like VP is
Why, oh why, am I obsessed
With little VP?

[CaelestisPeste]

With little VP,
everything's unexpected,
Just like love or death.

[venuspop]

Just like love or death
Ebony or Ivory
Life's a mystery

[CaelestisPeste]

Life's a mystery,
It is full of twist and turns,
accidents: countless.

[venuspop]

accidents: countless
A product of Space and Time
Children of the Stars

[CaelestisPeste]

Children of the Stars,
Looking for a bright future,
Never looking back.

[venuspop]

Never looking back
Nothing to see here, CP
Move along now. Move!

[CaelestisPeste]

Move along now. Move!
Is what VP, the cop, said,
So belligerent.

[venuspop]

So belligerent.
Hostility overcame
Simple common sense

[CaelestisPeste]

Simple common sense,
It is not common enough,
A reality.

[venuspop]

A reality
is often surreal at best
This much I do know

[CaelestisPeste]

This much I do know,
I am the greatest, the best!
Bow down to your king!

[venuspop]

Bow down to your king?
You mean Burger King, don't you?
All Hail Burger King!

[Dancingqueen]

All Hail Burger King!
calories for everyone!
Get fat while you wait.

[Gerard91]

Get fat while you wait.
Just sit down and do nothing.
Rubens is happy.

[venuspop]

Rubens is happy
And so is Gerard - Nine-One
Can't imagine why

[pottersjar]

Can't imagine why
Ron Paul fans think he will win
Dreaming or Drinking

[venuspop]

Dreaming or Drinking
Probably both, if not more
Difficult to tell

[Minerva]

Difficult to tell
Who is a friend, who is not
Pray, what shall I do?

[venuspop]

Pray, what shall I do?
Toss a coin, dear Minerva
Heads or tail, you lose.

[Minerva]

Heads of tail, you lose.
How so unfair the world is
How can we save it?

[venuspop]

How can we save it?
Your guess is as good as mine
But let's start somewhere

[Minerva]

But let's start somewhere.
Shall we start with our selves?
That is the best place.

[venuspop]

That is the best place
I shall quit smoking ... and you?
Tell us about you.

[Minerva]

Tell us about you
Let us know all about you
No more secrets please.

[venuspop]

No more secrets please
Secrets belong in dungeons
guarded by dragons.

[Minerva]

Guarded by dragons
Gold and gems awaits a knight
Brave enough to charge

[venuspop]

Brave enough to charge
Is Prince Edmund Blackadder
and trusty Baldrick

[Minerva]

And trust Baldrick
Not one of King Arthur's Knights
Not shiny, shabby.

[venuspop]

Not shiny, shabby
Aye, that's true. Hilarity
comes in many shades

[Minerva]

Comes in many shades
This thing they call emotion
So complicated!

[venuspop]

So complicated
That is an understatement
Who can understand?

[Minerva]

Who can understand?
The purpose of things, of life?
Who has the answers?

[venuspop]

Who has the answers?
Don't look at me. I don't know.
Look at someone else.

[Minerva]

Look at someone else
No, not me for I am shy
Much too shy for you.

[venuspop]

Much too shy for you
I can be bold and brazen
But never with you

[Minerva]

But never with you
How I long for us to be
Together always

[venuspop]

Together always
You and me and no others
In body and soul

[Minerva]

In body and soul
Never before so complete
Alone nevermore.

[venuspop]

Alone nevermore
All in one and one in all
They call us "The One"

[Minerva]

They call us "The One"
The One chosen to lead all
Faithfully, strongly.

[venuspop]

Faithfully, strongly
Core values we stand behind
But where is Sprelious?

[Minerva]

But where is Sprelious?
I think the question should be
But what is Sprelious?

[venuspop]

But what is Sprelious?
I am astounded. Amazed.
You do not know him?

[lamplighter]

Why such a question
but such questions one must ask
in the course of life

[WoodsWoman]

in the course of life
you see people with odd names
here on this forum

[stopwinking]

here on this forum
like autumn leaves in the night
thoughts fall high and light

[venuspop]

thoughts fall high and light
falling petals in the night
crushed in virgin snow

[stopwinking]

crushed in virgin snow
bright red though unblushing, dead
- the last autumn leaf

Okay- rewrite, I'm in a rut.


crushed in virgin snow:
your boot print sits, unmoving,
trapped midstep. You leave.

[venuspop]

trapped midstep. You leave.
Vanished in obscurity
To be heard no more

[Dung]

Is anyone listening
Inside the secretive
Choucroute garnie?

[venuspop]

Choucroute garnie?
Well of course, if you insist
A large helping, please.

[stopwinking]

A large helping, please
Nourishing beyond measure
Negate my hunger

[venuspop]

Negate my hunger
My insatiable demands
Momentarily

[WoodsWoman]

momentarily
storms rage through my heart and soul
birds singing bring peace

[Seriously]

words singing bring peace
or is it an illusion?
Death alone brings peace

[WoodsWoman]

death alone brings peace?
what of life experience
that seems otherwise?

[venuspop]

that seems otherwise?
The man in the mirror said
I haven't a clue.

[CaelestisPeste]

I haven't a clue,
My mind was a blank canvas,
I needed some paint.

[venuspop]

I needed some paint
I was in the mood to paint
I just had to paint!

[CaelestisPeste]

I just had to paint,
It was just an obsession,
I can stop, I must.

[venuspop]

I can stop, I must.
I know, somehow, I couldn't.
I am a paint freak!

[CaelestisPeste]

I'm a paint freak,
The canvas is my empire,
The brush is my sword.

[venuspop]

The brush is my sword
Stay away, evil dragon
of the underworld

[CaelestisPeste]

Of the underworld,
I will wait, it's dark and damp,
Forever, I stay.

[venuspop]

Forever I stay
Prisoner of Good VP
The Great Overlord.

[CaelestisPeste]

The great overlord,
Constantly contemplating,
Devising new plans.

[venuspop]

Devising new plans
To conquer unworthy worlds
of the universe

[CaelestisPeste]

Of the universe,
My mind wanders to and fro,
Don't know where I'll go.

[venuspop]

Don't know where I'll go
I'm a long, long way from home
Where do I belong?

[CaelestisPeste]

Where do I belong?
There's only one place to go,
I call it my home.

[venuspop]

I call it my home
That is where my brown cow is :p
How now, my brown cow?

[CaelestisPeste]

How now, my brown cow?
It is dead in a ravine,
It was quite naughty.

[venuspop]

It was quite naughty
Unpalatable misdeeds
It is not my cow.

[stopwinking]

It is not my cow.
Now, it is nothing but a
happy maggot meal

[venuspop]

happy maggot meal
packed tightly in good leather
oozing rancidly

[CaelestisPeste]

Oozing rancidly,
The hideous object grew,
Slow, but unending.

[venuspop]

Slow, but unending
it grew until it burst forth
Oooh ... it was ugly!

[CaelestisPeste]

Oooh... it was ugly!
The protruding nose, the eyes,
Why is VP so? ;D

[venuspop]

Why is VP so?
You must have eyes that see not
Poor, poor, poor CP!

[kazzamunga]

poor poor poor CP
quoted at the death of the
rhyme that never ends

[Dancingqueen]

rhyme that never ends
flowing through oceans of life
this poem will drown!

[venuspop]

this poem will drown!
in the sea of nonchalance
forever silenced.

[WoodsWoman]

forever silenced
within a sea of snowflakes
falling all around

[Gerard91]

Falling all around,
is the white and lovely snow
now it's real winter

(I wish this was actually true)

[WoodsWoman]

(Me, too!)

now it's real winter
nuclear apocalypse
there is no life left

[venuspop]

there is no life left
All lies obliterated
Oh Woe! Woe is Me.

[Sprelious]

Oh Woe! Woe is me
I had such great hopes for me
Where did I go wrong?

[WoodsWoman]

where did i go wrong?
that's not the mix for rainbows -
that's the one for fudge.

[Seriously]

that's the one for fudge?
he inquired quite perplexed
she smiled sweetly

[venuspop]

she smiled sweetly
at good ole charming Sprelious
He pondered, and said.

[Dancingqueen]

He pondered, and said:
"You will be the sun again"
Feel it on your face...

[Sprelious]

Fell it on your face
It grows there when you don't shave
It's a nice mustache

[venuspop]

It's a nice mustache
Symbol of maturity
Age and wisdom too

[JulietCapulet]

you are an island
of which I cannot ponder
no one can visit

[venuspop]

no one can visit
without a special invite
personally signed

[stopwinking]

Personally signed
Impersonally written
Will and Testament

[venuspop]

Will and Testament
As always, witnessed by two
Never eight or nine.

[Gerard91]

Never eight or nine.
That is what they have taught me.
Prohibit thinking.

[Dancingqueen]

Prohibit thinking
Just learn the rules and be safe
By dying, break them.

[jkatra]

By dying, break them.
Rules were made to be broken,
I was made to laugh.

[Gerard91]

I was made to laugh.
People should live happily.
Against the sadness.

[Sprelious]

Against the sadnees
There are many defenses
Smiling is one

[venuspop]

Smiling is one
Chuckles and chortles are good
Giggling is the best

[Dancingqueen]

Giggling is the best
slipping through the subconscious
cure for what ails you

[jkatra]

Cure for what ails you,
Sometimes we know what ails us,
You may never know.

[venuspop]

You may never know
What hits you until it does
One must be prepared.

[jkatra]

One must be prepared.
Luck may be an illusion,
Plans shape the random.

[venuspop]

Plans shape the random.
Thought outline one's destiny
Action determines

[jkatra]

Action determines.
Careful thinking wakes us up,
Passion moves us on.

[venuspop]

Passion moves us on
towards dangerous waters
emotional ones

[Gerard91]

Emotional ones,
they are as important as
oasis on dessert.

[venuspop]

oasis on dessert
is quite sweet or so I heard
sundaes are better

[WoodsWoman]

sundaes are better
sundaes on a Sunday
or just whenever

[venuspop]

or just whenever
you are in the mood for it
you know what I mean.

[WoodsWoman]

you know what i mean
innuendo flows freely
i'll see you there! -wink-

[Dung]

fox of high season
caught in the midst of my glare
escaping the woods

[WoodsWoman]

escaping the woods
is not what i wish to do
for there i find peace

[venuspop]

for there i find peace
among the towering trees
and twittering birds

[WoodsWoman]

and twittering birds
tell tales of romance and loss
re-runs every year

[venuspop]

re-runs every year
Shades of mediocrity
The circle of Life

[jkatra]

The circle of Life
Could be a triangle now,
My life works like that.

[Seriously]

My life works like that
Phoenix burning in the night
Born again next day

[venuspop]

Born again next day
I thought it's three days later
Are you sure, my friend?

[jkatra]

Are you sure, my friend?
Consciousness helps us be sure,
But we block it out.

[venuspop]

But we block it out.
No one knows why we did it.
One of life's secret.

[Dancingqueen]

One of life's secrets
hiding behind the internet
I won't tell on you!

[jkatra]

I won't tell on you!
Crime can help us to live life,
Embrace your shadow.

[WoodsWoman]

embrace your shadow
it follows you everywhere
light and darkness join

[jkatra]

Light and darkness join,
Are they meant to be at war?
Shine a light on light.

[venuspop]

Shine a light on light
To cast the shadows away
And keep out the dark.

[jkatra]

And keep out the dark.
But what is dark, what is light?
Why keep out the soul?

[venuspop]

Why keep out the soul?
Gee, I wouldn't know, would I?
Ask someone else, please.

[jkatra]

Ask someone else, please.
I can't give you directions,
I'm new in this town.

[venuspop]

I'm new in this town
My grandpa was born right here
As was my Daddy

[stopwinking]

As was my Daddy
Periodically so,
Poison is, As does.

[venuspop]

Poison is, As does.
Infiltrates to corrupt the
Vacant idle mind.

[Dancingqueen]

Vacant idle mind.
Restless high on a shelf, fall
Into your body.