Can you infer cause and effect... or are you stupid?

[Nemesis]

Intro

As INTJs, we are completely deluded into thinking that we are excellent at inferring cause and effect through our incredible "rational" intellect. I posit that this is completely true. Now, let's test this...

Wat do?

I will state a cause, then poster A will infer it's effect and state another cause. Poster B will then infer the effect of poster A's cause, and so forth and so on until we have solved every problem in the universe.

Ex.
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Poster A:

Cause: Trip to Mexico.

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Poster B:

Effect: Herpes.

Cause: Lady Gaga

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Poster C:

Effect: Vomiting

Cause: Nazi Germany

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Got it, stupid?

(Also, feel free to post pictures or video clips for your answers.)

Now, let's begin...



Cause: Twilight.

[zibber]

Effect: A sudden longing to watch the Blade series.

Cause: Classic video games.

[crow]

Got it, stupid?


...um...
no :(

[reb]

effect: jack daniels distillery sponsors 'Grand Theft Auto III'

CAWS: too much 'xxxx' in the bird bath.

[Synapse]

Effect: Diversity

Cause: Dying thread

[Seriously]

Effect: Bringing inactive posters out of woodwork

Cause: End of Lost Series

[reb]

effect: reb online

cause: hausewerk

[MassHysteria]

Effect: Can't find anything for days.

Cause: Elves.

[Seriously]

Effect: Massive amounts of toys.

Cause: Foot Fetish

[Synapse]

Effect: Barefoot love-making sessions

Cause: Inebriation

[Seriously]

Effect: Shotgun Wedding


Cause: Going to Gym

[Cygnus]

Effect: 6-Pack Abdominal Muscles

Cause: 6-Pack of Beer

[NoStoneUnturned]

Ef: line for free hugs.

Cause: facial hair

[themuzicman]

Effect: Middle eastern women

Cause: bottled water

[Seriously]

Effect: Bottled air

Cause: Taking down the Christmas Tree

[themuzicman]

Effect: pulling dry pine needles out of your front side.

Cause: Sun breaking over the horizon at dawn

[Seriously]

Effect: Oneness with the universe



Cause: Starting a new job

[Synapse]

Effect: Novelty (for a bit)

Cause: "Hot Coffee" in GTA:SA

[themuzicman]

Effect: Game over.

Cause: Lightning strike

[Synapse]

Effect: Instantaneous light in a period of darkness

Cause: Escaped lunatic from the asylum

[NoStoneUnturned]

ef: intjforumas a whole

ca: ninja suit

[NYK]

proving that one can hide in plain sight.

massive dopamine infusions

[Synapse]

Effect: renal failure and increased SVR (systemic vascular resistance)*.

Cause: being stoned to death by jelly beans.

*At some point, I did wish to be a doctor. :p

[NoStoneUnturned]

ef: NoStoneUnturned

ca: sexy member of the opposite sex.

[themuzicman]

ef: moaning and writhing followed by epidural to prevent moaning and writhing.

ca: You've got mail

[Synchronicity]

Effect: Penis enlargement

Cause: Al Gore

[Synapse]

Effect: global warming being recognized

Cause: execution via axe

[Still Standing]

Effect: Losing your head

Cause: Gravity

[Storm]

Effect: Anvil lands on head

Cause: Reading a book.

[MassHysteria]

ef: Disproportionate disappointment at finding another ad for penis enlargement rather than a thoughtful hello from a friend.

ca: Car makes a funny noise.

[themuzicman]

ef: Wife telling husband, "The car is making a funny noise"

ca: Cat running into the road in front of a car

[Priori]

effect: Increased speed
cause: Crop circles

[Storm]

Effect: Multi-million dollar movie

Cause: Phone rings in an office.

[FeeLyX]

Effect: Some employee picks up and starts crying as he hears his cat has been driven over

Cause: A magical tube of toothpaste flying around

[Still Standing]

Effect: Grabbing the box of baking soda in the cupboard to brush your teeth

Cause: Your apartment neighbors having loud passionate sex in the middle of the afternoon

[Storm]

Effect: You have even louder, more passionate sex in the middle of the night.

Cause: A single drop of rain falls.

[Synapse]

Effect: depressed children sing "Rain, Rain, Go Away"

Cause: television

[Syntax]

Effect: Anger at the number of logical fallacies exploited in commercials

Cause: A butterfly flaps its wings...

[Storm]

Effect: A bird eats it up.

Cause: A bird eats a butterfly.

[Still Standing]

Effect: The bird gets sick.

Cause: Bird flu

[MassHysteria]

Ef: MASS HYSTERIA!

Ca: School closures

[FeeLyX]

Effect: Children start dancing and singing in the street.

Cause: Anarchy

[Synapse]

Effect: Healthy society!

Cause: anti-consumerism

[MassHysteria]

Ef: Simpler lifestyle.

Ca: Personal independence.

[plotthickens]

Effect: wondering where all the magically-appearing TP went to. Doesn't it just poof into existence?

Cause: Drinking lots of water

[themuzicman]

Effect: Death by blood thinning.

Cause: Opening a soda can with a pop-top

[plotthickens]

Effect: wet, sticky eyebrows.

Cause: Sitting on the floor in a meditative pose

[azelismia]

Stupid here. ;) (bow before the mighty game breaker!)

[Synapse]

Effect: weird looks from passersby

Cause: flagrant interrupters of most conversation

[Yhor]

Effect: Punch to the nose

Cause: Paranoid delusions

[Synapse]

Effect: personal company

Cause: maniacs who are allowed to drive

[plotthickens]

Effect: 12-lane highways

Cause: Overdrawn bank account

[Synchronicity]

Effect: uncooperative ATMs

Cause: increase in Viagra sales.

[Synapse]

Effect: sex addiction

Cause: free cigarettes

[NoStoneUnturned]

effect. peer-pressure

cause. diarrhea

[Still Standing]

Effect: Dehydration

Cause: White Nose Syndrome in bats

[Synapse]

Effect: reduced bat population

Cause: Taser

[Storm]

Effect: Hilarious viral video

Cause: Eating a bit of cheese before bedtime.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Dreaming about killing zombies.

Cause: It's not a time of day.

[Storm]

Effect: Celebrate the year 503450 W.O. (way out) on the planet Erisa in the Walrus galaxy.

Cause: A pin drops.

[Still Standing]

Effect: I wake up.

Cause: Falling in a manhole.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Enter the land of post-apocalyptic Narnia.

Cause: Impaling beetles with needles for the lulz.

[Still Standing]

Effect: Making out with a cute beetle-crazed entomologist

Cause: Having 6 fingers on each hand

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: You become the king of a race of super-mutants who control each other with telepathy.

Cause: A girl in my class says, "What if stairs went up?"

[Synchronicity]

Effect: I bang my head on the desk.

Cause: dinner leftovers

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: I hoard the dinner leftovers and transform into a dragon.

Cause: There's a dragon in your basement.

[Synchronicity]

Effect: an overactive rumor mill at the fire station the next day.

Cause: hair dye.

[Cooper]

Effect: purple eyebrows

Cause: women with long legs

[Theaetetus]

Effect: Teenage males with short attention spans.

Cause: A butterfly flapping it's wings.

[Fyrnae]

Effect: My cat goes off on one of his 'mad half hours.'
Cause: Getting too close to one of my 'smoky treats.'

[Cooper]

Effect: Dogs will follow you all over the countryside.

Cause: Staring at a fainting goat

[Synapse]

Effect: accusations of Satanism by passersby

Cause: theology

[Cooper]

Effect: Multi-level brain hemorage

Cause: Airport Delays

[SelfMadeBum]

Effect: Far too many jacket babies. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

Cause: Too hot coffee.

[Cooper]

Effect: Cracked jacket baby coffee mug

Cause: Jacket Baby

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Infanticide

Cause: Watching too much anime

[Liason]

Effect: Becoming a hikikomori (and knowing what that word means)

Cause: Thinking outside the box

[Synapse]

Effect: seeing everyone that thinks too much inside of it

Cause: murdering otaku

[Liason]

Effect: One room in one house filled with anime porn, small anime girl dolls, stacks of manga books and magazines, a computer, a bed, and a missing otaku and a missing machete

Cause: Drinking orange juice

[Synapse]

Effect: a submission to "My Life is Average".

Cause: backstreet sushi

[Cooper]

Effect: Horrible somach cramps

Cause: Broken marbles

[Liason]

Effect: Horrible st*omach cramps

Cause: Broken marbles

Effect: Crazy people

Cause: Unfortunate ends

[Cooper]

Effect: Slow beginings

Cause: Percocet

[Still Standing]

Effect: Death without pain

Cause: A giggle fit

[Cooper]

Effect: Dead Elmo

Cause: Potato chips

[Synapse]

Effect: obesity

[AnnoyingPony]

SYNAPSE! YOU MESSED UP THE THREAD! D:

Ok, I'll restart.

Cause: Discovering that the Empire State Building doesn't exist.

[Synapse]

Effect: existential crises

Cause: insomnia

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Sleepless nights where nothing is accomplished, until the third day where an Incan monkey god appears and gives you a divine mission to save the world from mutant squid jellyfish.

Cause: Mutant squid jellyfish attempt to take over Earth.

[Cooper]

Effect: Jelly Belly jell beans left out in the sun

Cause: Mass rush to get mohawks

[Synapse]

Effect: bags and bags of human hair on the sidewalks

Cause: neo-Marxist movement starts at your school/workplace

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: The school/workplace eventually secedes from the United States and becomes its own utopia-like community. Then it achieves Nirvana and floats away into the heavens.

Cause: A fundamentalist Christian kid in home room passes out Chick Tracts to students.

[MassHysteria]

Ef: Awkward, awkward silences, significant glances, mumbled thanks and much petty giggling/ribbing.

Ca: Dropped an entire bottle of fabric softener in the wash.

[Still Standing]

Effect: A broken, half-emptied bottle and extremely soft, sweet-smelling clothes

Cause: Dividing infinity by 2.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: A rift in the space-time continuum appears and our world merges with the Shadow World, where our morality is now inverse, along with our anatomies.

Cause: I make a funny joke about cats.

[Synapse]

Effect: I mod it into a LOLcat and the single image revitalizes the entire meme.

Cause: Your school/workplace discovers what 4chan is.

[Still Standing]

Effect: They block it out, as with Facebook, Twitter and the like.

Cause: Earth stands still for one full minute.

[Synapse]

Effect: Mass hysteria.

Cause: Extroverts die out.

[Cooper]

Effect: The world falls silent.

Cause: Dogs roll over.

[Zyberst]

Urge to pet arises in humans who are within 10 yards of the event.

Person forgets to extinguish his/her candles.

[themuzicman]

Ef: Wax on, Wax off.

Cause: Hulk Hogan enters the room

[Synchronicity]

Effect: entertaining violence

Cause: heat wave

[themuzicman]

effect: flags flying at full staff.

Cause: smoking jackets

[Seriously]

Effect: Smoke filled room.

Cause: Crying baby

[themuzicman]

Effect: Mother's milk

Cause: dirty diaper.

[Daimai]

Effect: Happy baby.

Cause: INTJ with hurted feelings in middle of a city with a gun.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Fun-fun sniper spree from the top of a tall building.

Cause: Using Applied Phlebeltonium to make plot devices work in real life.

[Synchronicity]

Effect: deus ex machina

Cause: fresh-baked cookies

[Synapse]

Effect: consumption of said cookies in a short time

Cause: monocle salesman on the side of the road

[Liason]

Effect: dead monicle salesmen on the side of the road. My car with a dent.

Cause: Leaves in a tree

[El Cas]

Effect: Shade over fire ant infested lawn.
Cause: Server Room's Alarm Triggered

[Liason]

Effect: INTP's turn to chaos.

Cause: Life in the boondocks.

[Synapse]

Effect: street education

Cause: anarchy

[themuzicman]

Effect: Life is violent, brutish and short.

Cause: Spiders crossed with gorillas

[Still Standing]

Effect: Enormous, furry tarantulas that enjoy grooming one another and feeding on whatever insect they find in each other's hair.

Cause: Writing "Satan was here" on your local church's bathroom wall with your own blood

[Synapse]

Effect: DNA tracking via your blood and then either excommunication or violent repentance.

Cause: listening to too much Marilyn Manson

[Cooper]

Effect: Desire to become a Nun

Cause: Bloody elbows

[Synapse]

Effect: friends asking you why you were practicing Muay Thai without pads.

Cause: insomnia

[Still Standing]

Effect: Masturbation

Cause: Thought bubbles

[Cooper]

Effect: headaches

Cause: sleep eating

[Synchronicity]

Effect: arguments over who ate the last ice cream sandwiches

Cause: UFO sightings

[Cooper]

Effect: Government cover-up

Cause: Moonshine

[Synapse]

Effect: Blindness from methanol

Cause: seeing a musical staff wherever you go.

[Cooper]

Effect: Dancing in the streets

Cause: Open bag of dog food

[Synchronicity]

Effect: a very fat, very lazy, but very happy dog.

Cause: spilled milk

[Synapse]

Effect: broken glass

Topic: singing in the rain

[Still Standing]

Effect: A mouthful of water

Cause: Pushing the big red button

[Synapse]

Topic: destruction of some ship with a clichéd name up in space

Cause: light bulb throwing contest

[Cooper]

Effect: Help wanted ad for out of work jugglers

Cause: Dogs covered with whipped cream

[Still Standing]

Effect: Asians asking for a second helping of dessert

Cause: Raining cats and dogs

[Cooper]

Effect: Explosion at the county animal shelter

Cause: Long line at the store

[Synchronicity]

Effect: shopping cart jousting

Cause: jailbreak at the zoo

[ArtistTyrant]

Effect: increase in biodiversity in the surrounding area

Cause: goose gets stuck in jet engine

[themuzicman]

effect: Your goose is cooked.

Cause: Witch weighs the same as a duck

[Cooper]

Effect: Fat duck

Cause: Wet coffins

[Still Standing]

Effect: Clumsy pallbearers

Cause: Sour grapes

[Synchronicity]

Effect: Sour grape flavored jolly ranchers

Cause: tactical nuclear weapons

[Cooper]

Effect: Someone stole the Iranian president's teddy bear


Cause: Fake snow

[El Cas]

Effect: Need to make a Snowman in the summer.

Cause: Mouth guard

[themuzicman]

Effect: being hit in the mouth.

cause: blue skins for a forum

[Cooper]

Effect: Low buget remake of Avatar

Cause: Traffic jam at 2:00 am

[themuzicman]

Effect: Doctors offices are empty.

Cause: all the coffee in the office is decaf

[Cooper]

Effect: The lunch hour ends at 5:00pm

Cause: Blue hands

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: picking blueberries

Cause: Wind chill

[Still Standing]

Effect: Cold strong winds and low temperatures

Cause: Table manners

[Cooper]

Effect: suddenly you look like a better catch

Cause: Living with wolves

[El Cas]

Effect: Desire to eat more raw food.

Cause: Running like a real athenean on the local running track.

[catzmeow]

Effect: 3 gold medals in the 2012 Winter Games

Cause: the uniqueness of snowflakes

[ArtistTyrant]

Effect: constant Kodak moments whenever it snows

Cause: mailman delivers mail in a clown car

[Linwenilid]

Effect: confetti in the mailbox

Cause: Hamburguer

[catzmeow]

Effect: My thighs increase in diameter.

Cause: guy with an adorable dimple

[Cooper]

Effect: Increase in head injuries for females due to fainting "spells".

Cause: drop in surfboard sales

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Thousands of severely disappointed hungry sharks.

Cause: Thousands of severely disappointed hungry sharks.

[Cooper]

Effect: Increase in skinny dipping

Cause: Increase in skinny dipping

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: The penguins seize this perfect opportunity for world domination.

Cause: I betray humankind and ally myself with the penguins, for they have a better healthcare system, political system, and more civil rights. Oh, and they don't torture people.

[Synapse]

Effect: penguin-human breeding, which results in a strange amalgamated animal of human and penguin species

Cause: snow

[WoodsWoman]

Politicians in Washington.

Why doesn't everyone have high speed internet?

[Synapse]

Effect: infrastructure problems :huh:

Cause: broken syntax

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Heads begin to *a-splode*

Cause: Applied Phlebeltonium leaks from the dimension of the Dreamworld into this one, causing an unprecedented number of plot devices.

[Cooper]

Effect: Everyone holds hands around the world and they shoot and new Coke commercial

Cause: Everyone holds hands around the world and they shoot a new Coke commercial.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: The mystical chanting of the Coke-commercial actors (a.k.a. Cokelites) summons the giant soul-eating golem Ragoluushinalf from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. Then it eats Ireland to absorb the power of the Leprechauns.

Cause: See "Effect," above.

[Cooper]

Effect: Swine flu spreads across the world, leaving only the Coke drinkers to rule.

Cause: See 'effect' in post #160

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: The world is stuck in an endless loop of events where people will die over and over, thanks to two INTJs on a forum.

Cause: I run out of ideas for "Cause."

[Cooper]

Effect:The game dies a slow painful death....at your feet.


Cause: Peanut Butter shortage

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Millions of children must go without lunch.

Cause: Tomato blight.

[Cooper]

Effect: That big tomato fight in whatever city is canceled.

Cause: Altered state of mind

[Liason]

Effect: DID

Cause: Cats raining from the sky

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Catnarok.

Cause: Catnarok.

[Cooper]

Effect: Cats raining from the sky.

Cause: Hairballs

[Liason]

Effect: Priceless facial expressions

Cause: Apples being thrown at you

[Cooper]

Effect: New Day of the Dead dance moves

Cause: Cooper feeling pissy

[Liason]

Effect: Liason feeling provocative

Cause: Life as we know it

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: Drawing conclusions about the world.

Cause: Large bears

[Cooper]

Effect: A nightmare

Cause: Forgot to eat

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: Starvation

Cause: Kicked the dog.

[Liason]

Effect: Arrested for animal abuse

Cause: Destruction of Peta

[Cooper]

Effect: Animals take over the world.

Cause: Elves on strike

[Synchronicity]

Effect: prices of enchanted elvish goods skyrocket

Cause: shrunken laundry

[Cooper]

Effect: new styles of dog clothing

Cause: new styles of dog clothing

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Fifi has to have a bigger closet.

Cause: Allergic reaction.

[Cooper]

Effect: Balloon face

Cause: Balloon butt

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Exploding butt.

Cause: The same guy who made the first several Harry Potter movies is now making a movie based on the Percy Jackson series.

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: Another stupid movie.

Cause: A man is assassinated.

[Cooper]

Effect: No war in Iraq

Cause: Book burning

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: J.K. Rowling sues. Again.

Cause: J.K. Rowling sues the world.

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: World forced to pay 10% of Gross Planet Product to JK Rowling

Cause: Man falls down stairs.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: I laugh.

Cause: Antarctica becomes a country.

[Synchronicity]

Effect: Greenland become jealous at being the second coldest nation in the world.

Cause: Unaccounted for nuclear warheads.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Penguins hijack nuclear warheads to add to Antarctica's army and weapon arsenal.

Cause: I make my own language.

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: Feeling good about yourself.

Cause: Feeling good about yourself.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Smug snake grin.

Cause: I win at everything forever.

[Cooper]

Effect: AnnoyinPony is admitted to pych ward for delussions of grandre.

Cause: Cooper learns to spell

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Entertainment from Coopers posts falls dramatically.

Cause: All shops carry a good line of white chocolate.

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: People get fat.

Cause: Bill Gates stops time.

[Cooper]

Effect: Who's Bill Gates?

Cause: The world shifts its time zones

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: I gain an hour rather than lose it when I move east.

Cause: People quit paying attention to the olympics.

[Cooper]

Effect: Save money on gold, silver and bronze medals....oh, and steriods. No, wait, thats baseball.

Cause: My friend/neighbor learns to piss off

[Liason]

Effect: Social Inequality

Cause: Fear of trees

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: A sudden surge in the logging industry.

Cause: A spotted owl is voted to be a Washington state representative.

[Cooper]

Effect: Everyone in Washington moves to Oregon.

Cause: Oregonians shoot the Washingtonites

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Wait a minute... there's no way Oregonians own guns. They're too hippy. And people from Washington state are called "Washingtonians."

Cause: Sand dunes in Oregon.

[Bluesea]

Effect: Mass thirst hysteria is growing
Cause: Michael Jackson look a likes emerging ... like every where...

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: Wait a minute... there's no way Oregonians own guns. They're too hippy. And people from Washington state are called "Washingtonians."

Cause: Sand dunes in Oregon.

My brother's an oregonian, and owns an ar-15 AND a taurus handgun, and shoots them both regularly. He's originally from washington, though.

[Cooper]

Effect: Dead and buried "Washingtonians"

Cause: Washington State is a vast waste land.


(lots of guns in Oregon....it is pronounced Or-e-gun for a reason...)

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: Washington is only a vast wasteland when you're on the east side of the Cascades. The west side is what many consider to be too freaking wet. Anyway, Sandman builds a secret base in Pend Oreille County.

Cause: The world's largest Rubik's Cube.

[Cooper]

Effect: LA traffic flow starts to make sense.

Cause: Spokane,Wa.

[Synchronicity]

Effect: mass emigration from Eastern Washington. (No offense to any Spokanites on the forum.)

Cause: leaving the toilet seat up.

[Cooper]

Effect: Take out the trash, clean the garage, mow the lawn, wash the car, build a fence, paint the house, give the dog a bath.......

Cause: Falling asleep

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: The world ends and you don't notice.

Cause: Feeling energized.

[Cooper]

Effect: Sticking your finger in a light socket.

Cause: Sticking your finger in a loght socket.

[Liason]

Effect: your arm blows up.

Cause: your eyes widen

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: People think you're stoned.

Cause: Birds fall from the window ledge above mine.

[Liason]

Effect: freeeekyy catches them with his mouth open wide.

Cause: Angry kittens

[Calica]

Effect: you have one eye less.

Cause:You develop x-ray vision.

[Liason]

Effect: Dies from radiation leakage via your eyes

Cause: Diaspora

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: irritated nationals.

Cause: One foot of snow.

[Double Victory]

Effect: Now one of my feet is cold and wet and I feel unbalanced and generally displeased.

Cause: Your left foot is out of commission.

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: My right foot is earning six times as much in commissions.

Cause: Northern lights.

[Cooper]

Effect: UFO crash

Cause: Flat tire

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: You run over a little old lady trying to by wiper blades for her hummer.

Cause: Hershey's runs out of orange food coloring.

[Cooper]

Effect: The world celebrates

Cause: Slow PM response

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: the earths temperature drops one full degree.

Cause: Gasoline prices drop by half.

[Cooper]

Effect: The war in Iraq ends

Cause: Baby boom

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Cotton candy sales triple.

Cause: Ice cream melts.

[Cooper]

Effect: Strawberry puddles

Cause: Fyrn blushes

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Cooper can't stand up.

Cause: Bottle of scotch.

[Cooper]

Effect: Fear

Cause: Full moon

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Cats all curl up and purr.

Cause: Midnight.

[Cooper]

Effect: Howling

Cause: Howling

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Black cats come out to play.

Cause: Toddlers loose in the kitchen with food coloring.

[Liason]

Effect: All new tie die interior decorating!

Cause: One more step along the way

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: I tire of having to go through this extra step and invent my own way around it.

Cause: I eat a cracker.

[Cooper]

Effect: Ants across the kitchen go deaf.

Cause: Sleeping dogs wake up.

[Liason]

Effect: Cooper is mauled

Cause: I throw a cactus at you

[WoodsWoman]

Effect: Liason is beaten to a pulp.

Cause: Fresh bread comes out of the oven.

[AnnoyingPony]

Effect: As the fresh bread emerges from the oven, the forks and knives can do nothing but cower in horror.

Cause: A lizard with hockey sticks on its back.

[Cooper]

Effect: A new NHL team in Florida

Cause : An earthquake at the North Pole.

[Rudy]

Effect: Serious shortage of Christmas gifts this coming winter.

Cause: Worldwide shortage of paprika.

[HappyToBeMe]

Effect: No more goulash.
Cause: Too much awesomeness.

[Rudy]

Effect: A comically exaggerated ego.

Cause: Slashed tires.

[HappyToBeMe]

Effect: Walking.
Cause: The beginning of spring.

[Rudy]

Effect: Allergies. :(

Cause: Guns. Lots of guns.

[freeeekyyy]

Effect: You live in america, switzerland, or israel.

Cause: A moose falls down a mountainside.

[Rudy]

Hmm... be sure to understand the difference between "effect" and "correlation" ;D

Effect: Moose stew.

Cause: Free beer.

[HappyToBeMe]

Effect: Happy, happy, joy, joy. :mellow:
Cause: No beer.

[Cooper]

Effect: Rum

Cause; Rum

[HappyToBeMe]

Effect: ARRRRR (pirate joke)
Cause: Love

[Cooper]

Effect: T go boom. F stand up.

Cause : Run aground

[Rudy]

Effect: Living "Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, where-in all the Men perished but himself [or herself]. With An Account how [s]he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates."

Cause: Holes in shoes.

[HappyToBeMe]

Effect: Must be your favorite pair of shoes.
Cause: Global warming