View Full Version : Can you infer cause and effect... or are you stupid?
01-08-2010, 08:09 PM
As INTJs, we are completely deluded into thinking that we are excellent at inferring cause and effect through our incredible "rational" intellect. I posit that this is completely true. Now, let's test this...
I will state a cause, then poster A will infer it's effect and state another cause. Poster B will then infer the effect of poster A's cause, and so forth and so on until we have solved every problem in the universe.
Cause: Trip to Mexico.
Cause: Lady Gaga
Cause: Nazi Germany
Got it, stupid?
(Also, feel free to post pictures or video clips for your answers.)
Now, let's begin...
01-08-2010, 10:06 PM
Effect: A sudden longing to watch the Blade series.
Cause: Classic video games.
Got it, stupid?
effect: jack daniels distillery sponsors 'Grand Theft Auto III'
CAWS: too much 'xxxx' in the bird bath.
01-09-2010, 12:52 PM
Cause: Dying thread
01-09-2010, 02:49 PM
Effect: Bringing inactive posters out of woodwork
Cause: End of Lost Series
effect: reb online
01-09-2010, 05:46 PM
Effect: Can't find anything for days.
01-09-2010, 08:49 PM
Effect: Massive amounts of toys.
Cause: Foot Fetish
01-10-2010, 05:30 AM
Effect: Barefoot love-making sessions
01-10-2010, 09:54 AM
Effect: Shotgun Wedding
Cause: Going to Gym
01-10-2010, 10:08 AM
Effect: 6-Pack Abdominal Muscles
Cause: 6-Pack of Beer
01-10-2010, 10:15 AM
Ef: line for free hugs.
Cause: facial hair
01-10-2010, 10:16 AM
Effect: Middle eastern women
Cause: bottled water
01-10-2010, 11:13 AM
Effect: Bottled air
Cause: Taking down the Christmas Tree
01-10-2010, 11:16 AM
Effect: pulling dry pine needles out of your front side.
Cause: Sun breaking over the horizon at dawn
01-10-2010, 11:19 AM
Effect: Oneness with the universe
Cause: Starting a new job
01-11-2010, 05:42 AM
Effect: Novelty (for a bit)
Cause: "Hot Coffee" in GTA:SA
01-11-2010, 05:46 AM
Effect: Game over.
Cause: Lightning strike
01-11-2010, 06:46 PM
Effect: Instantaneous light in a period of darkness
Cause: Escaped lunatic from the asylum
01-12-2010, 09:27 PM
ef: intjforumas a whole
ca: ninja suit
proving that one can hide in plain sight.
massive dopamine infusions
01-13-2010, 06:41 PM
Effect: renal failure and increased SVR (systemic vascular resistance)*.
Cause: being stoned to death by jelly beans.
*At some point, I did wish to be a doctor. :p
01-15-2010, 06:42 AM
ca: sexy member of the opposite sex.
01-15-2010, 07:33 AM
ef: moaning and writhing followed by epidural to prevent moaning and writhing.
ca: You've got mail
01-15-2010, 07:46 AM
Effect: Penis enlargement
Cause: Al Gore
01-16-2010, 04:55 PM
Effect: global warming being recognized
Cause: execution via axe
01-18-2010, 01:07 PM
Effect: Losing your head
01-18-2010, 06:51 PM
Effect: Anvil lands on head
Cause: Reading a book.
01-19-2010, 06:38 AM
ef: Disproportionate disappointment at finding another ad for penis enlargement rather than a thoughtful hello from a friend.
ca: Car makes a funny noise.
01-19-2010, 10:52 AM
ef: Wife telling husband, "The car is making a funny noise"
ca: Cat running into the road in front of a car
01-19-2010, 10:59 AM
effect: Increased speed
cause: Crop circles
01-19-2010, 12:24 PM
Effect: Multi-million dollar movie
Cause: Phone rings in an office.
01-19-2010, 02:11 PM
Effect: Some employee picks up and starts crying as he hears his cat has been driven over
Cause: A magical tube of toothpaste flying around
01-19-2010, 02:37 PM
Effect: Grabbing the box of baking soda in the cupboard to brush your teeth
Cause: Your apartment neighbors having loud passionate sex in the middle of the afternoon
01-19-2010, 04:06 PM
Effect: You have even louder, more passionate sex in the middle of the night.
Cause: A single drop of rain falls.
01-19-2010, 06:12 PM
Effect: depressed children sing "Rain, Rain, Go Away"
01-19-2010, 09:29 PM
Effect: Anger at the number of logical fallacies exploited in commercials
Cause: A butterfly flaps its wings...
01-19-2010, 09:58 PM
Effect: A bird eats it up.
Cause: A bird eats a butterfly.
01-19-2010, 10:50 PM
Effect: The bird gets sick.
Cause: Bird flu
01-20-2010, 01:53 AM
Ef: MASS HYSTERIA!
Ca: School closures
01-20-2010, 04:27 AM
Effect: Children start dancing and singing in the street.
01-20-2010, 05:25 AM
Effect: Healthy society!
01-20-2010, 01:07 PM
Ef: Simpler lifestyle.
Ca: Personal independence.
01-20-2010, 02:24 PM
Effect: wondering where all the magically-appearing TP went to. Doesn't it just poof into existence?
Cause: Drinking lots of water
01-20-2010, 02:26 PM
Effect: Death by blood thinning.
Cause: Opening a soda can with a pop-top
01-20-2010, 04:18 PM
Effect: wet, sticky eyebrows.
Cause: Sitting on the floor in a meditative pose
01-20-2010, 04:26 PM
Stupid here. ;) (bow before the mighty game breaker!)
01-20-2010, 08:29 PM
Effect: weird looks from passersby
Cause: flagrant interrupters of most conversation
Effect: Punch to the nose
Cause: Paranoid delusions
01-20-2010, 08:33 PM
Effect: personal company
Cause: maniacs who are allowed to drive
01-21-2010, 08:19 AM
Effect: 12-lane highways
Cause: Overdrawn bank account
01-21-2010, 11:53 AM
Effect: uncooperative ATMs
Cause: increase in Viagra sales.
01-22-2010, 05:41 AM
Effect: sex addiction
Cause: free cigarettes
01-22-2010, 06:23 PM
01-22-2010, 07:29 PM
Cause: White Nose Syndrome in bats
01-22-2010, 08:16 PM
Effect: reduced bat population
01-22-2010, 10:40 PM
Effect: Hilarious viral video
Cause: Eating a bit of cheese before bedtime.
01-22-2010, 10:47 PM
Effect: Dreaming about killing zombies.
Cause: It's not a time of day.
01-23-2010, 08:29 AM
Effect: Celebrate the year 503450 W.O. (way out) on the planet Erisa in the Walrus galaxy.
Cause: A pin drops.
01-23-2010, 12:57 PM
Effect: I wake up.
Cause: Falling in a manhole.
01-23-2010, 12:59 PM
Effect: Enter the land of post-apocalyptic Narnia.
Cause: Impaling beetles with needles for the lulz.
01-24-2010, 03:39 PM
Effect: Making out with a cute beetle-crazed entomologist
Cause: Having 6 fingers on each hand
01-25-2010, 04:23 PM
Effect: You become the king of a race of super-mutants who control each other with telepathy.
Cause: A girl in my class says, "What if stairs went up?"
01-26-2010, 07:48 AM
Effect: I bang my head on the desk.
Cause: dinner leftovers
01-26-2010, 04:13 PM
Effect: I hoard the dinner leftovers and transform into a dragon.
Cause: There's a dragon in your basement.
01-26-2010, 04:32 PM
Effect: an overactive rumor mill at the fire station the next day.
Cause: hair dye.
01-26-2010, 09:12 PM
Effect: purple eyebrows
Cause: women with long legs
01-26-2010, 09:32 PM
Effect: Teenage males with short attention spans.
Cause: A butterfly flapping it's wings.
01-27-2010, 06:12 AM
Effect: My cat goes off on one of his 'mad half hours.'
Cause: Getting too close to one of my 'smoky treats.'
01-29-2010, 12:32 AM
Effect: Dogs will follow you all over the countryside.
Cause: Staring at a fainting goat
01-29-2010, 05:29 AM
Effect: accusations of Satanism by passersby
01-29-2010, 06:48 AM
Effect: Multi-level brain hemorage
Cause: Airport Delays
01-29-2010, 06:52 AM
Effect: Far too many jacket babies. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)
Cause: Too hot coffee.
01-29-2010, 07:14 AM
Effect: Cracked jacket baby coffee mug
Cause: Jacket Baby
01-29-2010, 11:34 PM
Cause: Watching too much anime
01-30-2010, 08:03 AM
Effect: Becoming a hikikomori (and knowing what that word means)
Cause: Thinking outside the box
01-30-2010, 02:18 PM
Effect: seeing everyone that thinks too much inside of it
Cause: murdering otaku
01-30-2010, 02:39 PM
Effect: One room in one house filled with anime porn, small anime girl dolls, stacks of manga books and magazines, a computer, a bed, and a missing otaku and a missing machete
Cause: Drinking orange juice
01-30-2010, 03:02 PM
Effect: a submission to "My Life is Average".
Cause: backstreet sushi
01-31-2010, 06:40 AM
Effect: Horrible somach cramps
Cause: Broken marbles
01-31-2010, 09:59 AM
Effect: Horrible st*omach cramps
Cause: Broken marbles
Effect: Crazy people
Cause: Unfortunate ends
01-31-2010, 09:31 PM
Effect: Slow beginings
01-31-2010, 09:46 PM
Effect: Death without pain
Cause: A giggle fit
01-31-2010, 10:07 PM
Effect: Dead Elmo
Cause: Potato chips
02-01-2010, 05:28 AM
02-02-2010, 05:45 PM
SYNAPSE! YOU MESSED UP THE THREAD! D:
Ok, I'll restart.
Cause: Discovering that the Empire State Building doesn't exist.
02-02-2010, 07:48 PM
Effect: existential crises
02-02-2010, 07:51 PM
Effect: Sleepless nights where nothing is accomplished, until the third day where an Incan monkey god appears and gives you a divine mission to save the world from mutant squid jellyfish.
Cause: Mutant squid jellyfish attempt to take over Earth.
02-02-2010, 10:03 PM
Effect: Jelly Belly jell beans left out in the sun
Cause: Mass rush to get mohawks
02-03-2010, 07:04 PM
Effect: bags and bags of human hair on the sidewalks
Cause: neo-Marxist movement starts at your school/workplace
02-04-2010, 04:08 PM
Effect: The school/workplace eventually secedes from the United States and becomes its own utopia-like community. Then it achieves Nirvana and floats away into the heavens.
Cause: A fundamentalist Christian kid in home room passes out Chick Tracts to students.
02-04-2010, 04:34 PM
Ef: Awkward, awkward silences, significant glances, mumbled thanks and much petty giggling/ribbing.
Ca: Dropped an entire bottle of fabric softener in the wash.
02-04-2010, 05:15 PM
Effect: A broken, half-emptied bottle and extremely soft, sweet-smelling clothes
Cause: Dividing infinity by 2.
02-04-2010, 11:47 PM
Effect: A rift in the space-time continuum appears and our world merges with the Shadow World, where our morality is now inverse, along with our anatomies.
Cause: I make a funny joke about cats.
02-05-2010, 02:38 PM
Effect: I mod it into a LOLcat and the single image revitalizes the entire meme.
Cause: Your school/workplace discovers what 4chan is.
02-07-2010, 10:25 AM
Effect: They block it out, as with Facebook, Twitter and the like.
Cause: Earth stands still for one full minute.
02-07-2010, 07:26 PM
Effect: Mass hysteria.
Cause: Extroverts die out.
02-07-2010, 09:58 PM
Effect: The world falls silent.
Cause: Dogs roll over.
02-08-2010, 06:49 AM
Urge to pet arises in humans who are within 10 yards of the event.
Person forgets to extinguish his/her candles.
02-08-2010, 06:58 AM
Ef: Wax on, Wax off.
Cause: Hulk Hogan enters the room
02-08-2010, 07:11 AM
Effect: entertaining violence
Cause: heat wave
02-08-2010, 08:09 AM
effect: flags flying at full staff.
Cause: smoking jackets
02-08-2010, 08:42 AM
Effect: Smoke filled room.
Cause: Crying baby
02-08-2010, 09:13 AM
Effect: Mother's milk
Cause: dirty diaper.
02-08-2010, 01:21 PM
Effect: Happy baby.
Cause: INTJ with hurted feelings in middle of a city with a gun.
02-08-2010, 04:23 PM
Effect: Fun-fun sniper spree from the top of a tall building.
Cause: Using Applied Phlebeltonium to make plot devices work in real life.
02-08-2010, 05:11 PM
Effect: deus ex machina
Cause: fresh-baked cookies
02-08-2010, 06:50 PM
Effect: consumption of said cookies in a short time
Cause: monocle salesman on the side of the road
02-09-2010, 12:57 PM
Effect: dead monicle salesmen on the side of the road. My car with a dent.
Cause: Leaves in a tree
02-09-2010, 01:04 PM
Effect: Shade over fire ant infested lawn.
Cause: Server Room's Alarm Triggered
02-09-2010, 01:05 PM
Effect: INTP's turn to chaos.
Cause: Life in the boondocks.
02-09-2010, 06:33 PM
Effect: street education
02-10-2010, 10:28 AM
Effect: Life is violent, brutish and short.
Cause: Spiders crossed with gorillas
02-10-2010, 07:51 PM
Effect: Enormous, furry tarantulas that enjoy grooming one another and feeding on whatever insect they find in each other's hair.
Cause: Writing "Satan was here" on your local church's bathroom wall with your own blood
02-11-2010, 05:51 AM
Effect: DNA tracking via your blood and then either excommunication or violent repentance.
Cause: listening to too much Marilyn Manson
02-11-2010, 11:22 AM
Effect: Desire to become a Nun
Cause: Bloody elbows
02-13-2010, 10:04 AM
Effect: friends asking you why you were practicing Muay Thai without pads.
02-13-2010, 07:06 PM
Cause: Thought bubbles
02-13-2010, 07:11 PM
Cause: sleep eating
02-13-2010, 07:14 PM
Effect: arguments over who ate the last ice cream sandwiches
Cause: UFO sightings
02-13-2010, 07:33 PM
Effect: Government cover-up
02-15-2010, 05:56 AM
Effect: Blindness from methanol
Cause: seeing a musical staff wherever you go.
02-16-2010, 09:36 AM
Effect: Dancing in the streets
Cause: Open bag of dog food
02-16-2010, 04:46 PM
Effect: a very fat, very lazy, but very happy dog.
Cause: spilled milk
02-16-2010, 07:22 PM
Effect: broken glass
Topic: singing in the rain
02-16-2010, 07:39 PM
Effect: A mouthful of water
Cause: Pushing the big red button
02-16-2010, 07:47 PM
Topic: destruction of some ship with a clichéd name up in space
Cause: light bulb throwing contest
02-16-2010, 08:47 PM
Effect: Help wanted ad for out of work jugglers
Cause: Dogs covered with whipped cream
02-16-2010, 09:11 PM
Effect: Asians asking for a second helping of dessert
Cause: Raining cats and dogs
02-16-2010, 09:13 PM
Effect: Explosion at the county animal shelter
Cause: Long line at the store
02-17-2010, 08:31 AM
Effect: shopping cart jousting
Cause: jailbreak at the zoo
02-17-2010, 08:34 AM
Effect: increase in biodiversity in the surrounding area
Cause: goose gets stuck in jet engine
02-17-2010, 09:20 AM
effect: Your goose is cooked.
Cause: Witch weighs the same as a duck
02-17-2010, 11:31 AM
Effect: Fat duck
Cause: Wet coffins
02-17-2010, 12:59 PM
Effect: Clumsy pallbearers
Cause: Sour grapes
02-17-2010, 01:21 PM
Effect: Sour grape flavored jolly ranchers
Cause: tactical nuclear weapons
02-17-2010, 11:22 PM
Effect: Someone stole the Iranian president's teddy bear
Cause: Fake snow
02-18-2010, 08:54 AM
Effect: Need to make a Snowman in the summer.
Cause: Mouth guard
02-18-2010, 09:01 AM
Effect: being hit in the mouth.
cause: blue skins for a forum
02-18-2010, 09:28 AM
Effect: Low buget remake of Avatar
Cause: Traffic jam at 2:00 am
02-18-2010, 11:38 AM
Effect: Doctors offices are empty.
Cause: all the coffee in the office is decaf
02-18-2010, 03:29 PM
Effect: The lunch hour ends at 5:00pm
Cause: Blue hands
02-18-2010, 05:18 PM
Effect: picking blueberries
Cause: Wind chill
02-18-2010, 05:32 PM
Effect: Cold strong winds and low temperatures
Cause: Table manners
02-18-2010, 08:45 PM
Effect: suddenly you look like a better catch
Cause: Living with wolves
02-19-2010, 11:19 AM
Effect: Desire to eat more raw food.
Cause: Running like a real athenean on the local running track.
02-19-2010, 11:44 AM
Effect: 3 gold medals in the 2012 Winter Games
Cause: the uniqueness of snowflakes
02-19-2010, 11:55 AM
Effect: constant Kodak moments whenever it snows
Cause: mailman delivers mail in a clown car
02-19-2010, 12:10 PM
Effect: confetti in the mailbox
02-19-2010, 12:23 PM
Effect: My thighs increase in diameter.
Cause: guy with an adorable dimple
02-19-2010, 01:39 PM
Effect: Increase in head injuries for females due to fainting "spells".
Cause: drop in surfboard sales
02-22-2010, 05:02 PM
Effect: Thousands of severely disappointed hungry sharks.
Cause: Thousands of severely disappointed hungry sharks.
02-22-2010, 05:36 PM
Effect: Increase in skinny dipping
Cause: Increase in skinny dipping
02-24-2010, 10:05 PM
Effect: The penguins seize this perfect opportunity for world domination.
Cause: I betray humankind and ally myself with the penguins, for they have a better healthcare system, political system, and more civil rights. Oh, and they don't torture people.
02-25-2010, 05:48 AM
Effect: penguin-human breeding, which results in a strange amalgamated animal of human and penguin species
02-25-2010, 08:02 AM
Politicians in Washington.
Why doesn't everyone have high speed internet?
02-25-2010, 07:34 PM
Effect: infrastructure problems :huh:
Cause: broken syntax
02-25-2010, 10:17 PM
Effect: Heads begin to *a-splode*
Cause: Applied Phlebeltonium leaks from the dimension of the Dreamworld into this one, causing an unprecedented number of plot devices.
02-26-2010, 01:05 AM
Effect: Everyone holds hands around the world and they shoot and new Coke commercial
Cause: Everyone holds hands around the world and they shoot a new Coke commercial.
02-27-2010, 10:44 PM
Effect: The mystical chanting of the Coke-commercial actors (a.k.a. Cokelites) summons the giant soul-eating golem Ragoluushinalf from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. Then it eats Ireland to absorb the power of the Leprechauns.
Cause: See "Effect," above.
02-28-2010, 07:36 AM
Effect: Swine flu spreads across the world, leaving only the Coke drinkers to rule.
Cause: See 'effect' in post #160
02-28-2010, 11:17 AM
Effect: The world is stuck in an endless loop of events where people will die over and over, thanks to two INTJs on a forum.
Cause: I run out of ideas for "Cause."
02-28-2010, 03:19 PM
Effect:The game dies a slow painful death....at your feet.
Cause: Peanut Butter shortage
02-28-2010, 06:08 PM
Effect: Millions of children must go without lunch.
Cause: Tomato blight.
02-28-2010, 06:12 PM
Effect: That big tomato fight in whatever city is canceled.
Cause: Altered state of mind
03-01-2010, 01:35 PM
Cause: Cats raining from the sky
03-01-2010, 09:38 PM
03-02-2010, 12:26 PM
Effect: Cats raining from the sky.
03-02-2010, 03:11 PM
Effect: Priceless facial expressions
Cause: Apples being thrown at you
03-02-2010, 03:21 PM
Effect: New Day of the Dead dance moves
Cause: Cooper feeling pissy
03-02-2010, 03:22 PM
Effect: Liason feeling provocative
Cause: Life as we know it
03-02-2010, 03:23 PM
Effect: Drawing conclusions about the world.
Cause: Large bears
03-02-2010, 03:24 PM
Effect: A nightmare
Cause: Forgot to eat
03-02-2010, 03:26 PM
Cause: Kicked the dog.
03-02-2010, 03:28 PM
Effect: Arrested for animal abuse
Cause: Destruction of Peta
03-02-2010, 04:32 PM
Effect: Animals take over the world.
Cause: Elves on strike
03-02-2010, 05:03 PM
Effect: prices of enchanted elvish goods skyrocket
Cause: shrunken laundry
03-02-2010, 05:13 PM
Effect: new styles of dog clothing
Cause: new styles of dog clothing
03-02-2010, 05:30 PM
Effect: Fifi has to have a bigger closet.
Cause: Allergic reaction.
03-02-2010, 05:58 PM
Effect: Balloon face
Cause: Balloon butt
03-02-2010, 06:00 PM
Effect: Exploding butt.
Cause: The same guy who made the first several Harry Potter movies is now making a movie based on the Percy Jackson series.
03-02-2010, 06:32 PM
Effect: Another stupid movie.
Cause: A man is assassinated.
03-02-2010, 07:12 PM
Effect: No war in Iraq
Cause: Book burning
03-02-2010, 09:13 PM
Effect: J.K. Rowling sues. Again.
Cause: J.K. Rowling sues the world.
03-02-2010, 09:23 PM
Effect: World forced to pay 10% of Gross Planet Product to JK Rowling
Cause: Man falls down stairs.
03-02-2010, 09:28 PM
Effect: I laugh.
Cause: Antarctica becomes a country.
03-03-2010, 08:23 AM
Effect: Greenland become jealous at being the second coldest nation in the world.
Cause: Unaccounted for nuclear warheads.
03-03-2010, 02:49 PM
Effect: Penguins hijack nuclear warheads to add to Antarctica's army and weapon arsenal.
Cause: I make my own language.
03-03-2010, 02:51 PM
Effect: Feeling good about yourself.
Cause: Feeling good about yourself.
03-03-2010, 02:56 PM
Effect: Smug snake grin.
Cause: I win at everything forever.
03-03-2010, 03:08 PM
Effect: AnnoyinPony is admitted to pych ward for delussions of grandre.
Cause: Cooper learns to spell
03-03-2010, 04:29 PM
Effect: Entertainment from Coopers posts falls dramatically.
Cause: All shops carry a good line of white chocolate.
03-03-2010, 04:40 PM
Effect: People get fat.
Cause: Bill Gates stops time.
03-03-2010, 05:26 PM
Effect: Who's Bill Gates?
Cause: The world shifts its time zones
03-03-2010, 05:42 PM
Effect: I gain an hour rather than lose it when I move east.
Cause: People quit paying attention to the olympics.
03-03-2010, 06:13 PM
Effect: Save money on gold, silver and bronze medals....oh, and steriods. No, wait, thats baseball.
Cause: My friend/neighbor learns to piss off
03-04-2010, 04:08 PM
Effect: Social Inequality
Cause: Fear of trees
03-04-2010, 05:52 PM
Effect: A sudden surge in the logging industry.
Cause: A spotted owl is voted to be a Washington state representative.
03-04-2010, 07:39 PM
Effect: Everyone in Washington moves to Oregon.
Cause: Oregonians shoot the Washingtonites
03-04-2010, 11:40 PM
Effect: Wait a minute... there's no way Oregonians own guns. They're too hippy. And people from Washington state are called "Washingtonians."
Cause: Sand dunes in Oregon.
03-05-2010, 12:43 AM
Effect: Mass thirst hysteria is growing
Cause: Michael Jackson look a likes emerging ... like every where...
03-05-2010, 10:09 AM
Effect: Wait a minute... there's no way Oregonians own guns. They're too hippy. And people from Washington state are called "Washingtonians."
Cause: Sand dunes in Oregon.
My brother's an oregonian, and owns an ar-15 AND a taurus handgun, and shoots them both regularly. He's originally from washington, though.
03-05-2010, 01:22 PM
Effect: Dead and buried "Washingtonians"
Cause: Washington State is a vast waste land.
(lots of guns in Oregon....it is pronounced Or-e-gun for a reason...)
03-05-2010, 03:27 PM
Effect: Washington is only a vast wasteland when you're on the east side of the Cascades. The west side is what many consider to be too freaking wet. Anyway, Sandman builds a secret base in Pend Oreille County.
Cause: The world's largest Rubik's Cube.
03-05-2010, 04:05 PM
Effect: LA traffic flow starts to make sense.
03-05-2010, 04:57 PM
Effect: mass emigration from Eastern Washington. (No offense to any Spokanites on the forum.)
Cause: leaving the toilet seat up.
03-05-2010, 05:30 PM
Effect: Take out the trash, clean the garage, mow the lawn, wash the car, build a fence, paint the house, give the dog a bath.......
Cause: Falling asleep
03-06-2010, 04:48 AM
Effect: The world ends and you don't notice.
Cause: Feeling energized.
03-06-2010, 10:46 AM
Effect: Sticking your finger in a light socket.
Cause: Sticking your finger in a loght socket.
03-06-2010, 11:17 AM
Effect: your arm blows up.
Cause: your eyes widen
03-06-2010, 01:49 PM
Effect: People think you're stoned.
Cause: Birds fall from the window ledge above mine.
03-06-2010, 01:54 PM
Effect: freeeekyy catches them with his mouth open wide.
Cause: Angry kittens
03-06-2010, 01:58 PM
Effect: you have one eye less.
Cause:You develop x-ray vision.
03-06-2010, 01:59 PM
Effect: Dies from radiation leakage via your eyes
03-06-2010, 06:03 PM
Effect: irritated nationals.
Cause: One foot of snow.
03-06-2010, 06:09 PM
Effect: Now one of my feet is cold and wet and I feel unbalanced and generally displeased.
Cause: Your left foot is out of commission.
03-06-2010, 06:14 PM
Effect: My right foot is earning six times as much in commissions.
Cause: Northern lights.
03-06-2010, 06:24 PM
Effect: UFO crash
Cause: Flat tire
03-06-2010, 06:26 PM
Effect: You run over a little old lady trying to by wiper blades for her hummer.
Cause: Hershey's runs out of orange food coloring.
03-06-2010, 06:31 PM
Effect: The world celebrates
Cause: Slow PM response
03-06-2010, 06:33 PM
Effect: the earths temperature drops one full degree.
Cause: Gasoline prices drop by half.
03-06-2010, 06:44 PM
Effect: The war in Iraq ends
Cause: Baby boom
03-06-2010, 06:49 PM
Effect: Cotton candy sales triple.
Cause: Ice cream melts.
03-06-2010, 07:10 PM
Effect: Strawberry puddles
Cause: Fyrn blushes
03-06-2010, 07:13 PM
Effect: Cooper can't stand up.
Cause: Bottle of scotch.
03-06-2010, 07:35 PM
Cause: Full moon
03-06-2010, 07:45 PM
Effect: Cats all curl up and purr.
03-06-2010, 08:47 PM
03-07-2010, 06:44 AM
Effect: Black cats come out to play.
Cause: Toddlers loose in the kitchen with food coloring.
03-07-2010, 12:10 PM
Effect: All new tie die interior decorating!
Cause: One more step along the way
03-07-2010, 12:46 PM
Effect: I tire of having to go through this extra step and invent my own way around it.
Cause: I eat a cracker.
03-07-2010, 05:06 PM
Effect: Ants across the kitchen go deaf.
Cause: Sleeping dogs wake up.
03-07-2010, 06:31 PM
Effect: Cooper is mauled
Cause: I throw a cactus at you
03-07-2010, 06:46 PM
Effect: Liason is beaten to a pulp.
Cause: Fresh bread comes out of the oven.
03-07-2010, 07:52 PM
Effect: As the fresh bread emerges from the oven, the forks and knives can do nothing but cower in horror.
Cause: A lizard with hockey sticks on its back.
03-08-2010, 02:32 PM
Effect: A new NHL team in Florida
Cause : An earthquake at the North Pole.
Effect: Serious shortage of Christmas gifts this coming winter.
Cause: Worldwide shortage of paprika.
03-09-2010, 09:55 AM
Effect: No more goulash.
Cause: Too much awesomeness.
Effect: A comically exaggerated ego.
Cause: Slashed tires.
03-09-2010, 10:03 AM
Cause: The beginning of spring.
Effect: Allergies. :(
Cause: Guns. Lots of guns.
03-09-2010, 10:17 AM
Effect: You live in america, switzerland, or israel.
Cause: A moose falls down a mountainside.
Hmm... be sure to understand the difference between "effect" and "correlation" ;D
Effect: Moose stew.
Cause: Free beer.
03-09-2010, 10:59 AM
Effect: Happy, happy, joy, joy. :mellow:
Cause: No beer.
03-09-2010, 10:59 AM
03-09-2010, 11:02 AM
Effect: ARRRRR (pirate joke)
03-09-2010, 11:13 AM
Effect: T go boom. F stand up.
Cause : Run aground
Effect: Living "Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, where-in all the Men perished but himself [or herself]. With An Account how [s]he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates."
Cause: Holes in shoes.
03-09-2010, 04:40 PM
Effect: Must be your favorite pair of shoes.
Cause: Global warming
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