ENtP looking for masterplan

[paradanmellow]

I already introduced myself some little time ago, but wasn't very clear about my intentions here on this forum. Now I know. I want to be hired as an assassin, spy, jet pilot, hit-and-runner, hair dresser, whatever that has to do with irresponsible behavior. It's up to you to decide if you wanna rule the world or not. Let me know though. I might be interested :suspicious:

;D
please?

now the real issue: let's brag

[Homini Lupus]

Well, it's since i was at high school my classmates kept telling my hidden motive was becoming a dictator to life (I think it's since the times of Silla no dictator resigns). If I make my mind about that, I'll let you know.

[paradanmellow]

always practical you INTJs? do I really have to wait? can't I have my masterplan now? :cry: I am too valuable to rot in here!

[Jgib5328]

What makes you think that you are worthy?

[deicruxified]

What makes you think that you are worthy?

ditto...

i got my plans as well. you will know them eventually... now you're task is to read the newspaper everyday so that one day, you'll read about my glory.

[OmegaPsi]

What makes you think that you are worthy?

ditto...

i got my plans as well. you will know them eventually... now you're task is to read the newspaper everyday so that one day, you'll read about my glory.

Hmm, I've got an idea. To see if your worthy I'll print secret hidden messages inside the newspaper, that shows deicruxified's recently stolen plans and you yourself can implement them before he does. Remember who helped you though...and if you don't well Ill just use the information I've extracted from the plans and subvert them and become ruler myself.

[paradanmellow]

Geee! See what crying does? Gets you an interview!

Hmm, I've got an idea. To see if your worthy I'll print secret hidden messages inside the newspaper, that shows deicruxified's recently stolen plans and you yourself can implement them before he does. Remember who helped you though...and if you don't well Ill just use the information I've extracted from the plans and subvert them and become ruler myself.

I don't want to rule anything! Give me the job I asked for and I'll be happy to bathe in your sun. (phah that sounds :irked: but anyway, you get the idea)
Of course you can hide stolen info in the newspaper, but only for instruction reasons. I'll reply in the same way. But be careful though, I am not gonna get myself killed, I am too precious.

What makes you think that you are worthy?

first: I blend in; second: I can get you into trouble if you trust me; third: I improvise and question the validity of my employer's reasons in order to improve

am I not too good?
prove me wrong or I'll leave the forum :idea:

[dandylion]

prove me wrong or I'll leave the forum :idea:

What makes you think we care? :cool:

[paradanmellow]

What makes you think we care? :cool:

uahahah! you took the bait! you took the bait! so fun! thanks!

[Homini Lupus]

You will be assimilated.

[Antares]

My structure of administration includes four main branches, with each NT heading one.

Strategy: INTJ - Master Strategist INFJ - Advisor (The 'People' Equation) ENFJ - Advisor
Technical: INTP - Chief Engineer ISTJ - Officer
Military: ENTJ - Chief General ESTJ - Army Chief of Staff ISTJ - Marines Chief of Staff ISTP - Airforce Chief of Staff ISFJ - Infantry
Public Relations: ENTP - Master of Propaganda ESFP - 'Appeals' Advisor ENFP - Advisor ExFJ - Public Relations Officer


See above for my masterplan. Sign up for a post, but unless you're *really* worthy of my plan, you'll probably end up an infantry.

Now fill in my application form; I *might* be interested.

Name: _____________
Experience in Propaganda: (1-10) ____
Experience in Strategic Planning: (1-10) ____
Experience in Military Leadership: (1-10) ____
Experience in Technicality: (1-10) ____
Lowest IQ You've gotten on a test: ______
Interest in Dictatorship: (1-10) ____
Willingness to Submit: (1-10) ____
Ideal Post: ________________

Check:

I am prone to betrayal Yes ( ) No ( )
I can memorize Phi to 20 digits Yes ( ) No ( )
I know the Alpha star of Corona Australis Yes ( ) Name: _____________ No ( )
My GPA was at least 3.50 Yes ( ) No ( )
I can recite the Book of Genesis without any studying Yes ( ) No ( )
I know the Greek Alphabets Yes ( ) No ( )
I can speak Latin Yes ( ) No ( )
I can speak more than one language Yes ( ) How Many: _________ No ( )
I am familiar with all of the logical fallacies and the propaganda techniques Yes ( ) No ( )

Agreement: I agree that if I should perish in the righteous plan for World Domination, I shall make no complaints whatsoever. I agree to the condition that I should follow the Leader to the end, personal interests aside.




Signature: _____________________

[Mountain Lion]

haha... I already signed a similar contract a while ago. Your plan for domination is not a unique one, I am afraid :p

[paradanmellow]

omg! Antares you talkin' some serious shit!
here goes:

Name: paradanmellow
Experience in Propaganda: (1-10) 22 years
Experience in Strategic Planning: (1-10) 8
Experience in Military Leadership: (1-10) 4
Experience in Technicality: (1-10) 0
Lowest IQ You've gotten on a test: 116
Interest in Dictatorship: (1-10) 0
Willingness to Submit: (1-10) money
Ideal Post: yes, propaganda!
secondary: teh public relationship but not reclamation desk; no complaints accepted; take it ore leave it; also very flexible, no(i)sy, lazy, therefore no permanent office (I prefer to be hard to be found) and of course I could help in the kitchen

Check:

I am prone to betrayal Yes (X) No ( )
I can memorize Phi to 20 digits Yes ( ) No ( ) What's that? (X)
I know the Alpha star of Corona Australis Yes ( ) Name: _____________ No (X) Who cares? I have seen a total sollare eclipse, naked eye, 1999. In your face! (X)
My GPA was at least 3.50 Yes (X) No ( )
I can recite the Book of Genesis without any studying Yes (X) No ( ) I can improvise. (X)
I know the Greek Alphabets Yes (X) No ( )
I can speak Latin Yes ( ) No ( ) Sometimes (X)
I can speak more than one language Yes (X) How Many: 6 No ( )
I am familiar with all of the logical fallacies and the propaganda techniques Yes (little x) No ( )

Agreement: I agree that if I should perish in the righteous plan for World Domination, I shall make no complaints whatsoever. I agree to the condition that I should follow the Leader to the end, personal interests aside.




Signature: X

ugh! ugh! and the collecting intelligence department! give that to me!

[Antares]

You *almost* made it, but the confession that you 'might' betray me has disqualified you :D

[weird no more]

Do you know that Mr Burns from the simpsons charecterisez INTJ's to a tee?

Should we be proud of this fact?

[paradanmellow]

You *almost* made it, but the confession that you 'might' betray me has disqualified you :D

you have no guts!





paradanmellow added to this post, 0 minutes and 58 seconds later...

Do you know that Mr Burns from the simpsons charecterisez INTJ's to a tee?

Should we be proud of this fact?

if you ask me, yes

[ShaiGar]

Name: _Shaitan Aus Garathenia__
Experience in Propaganda: (1-10) _10_
Experience in Strategic Planning: (1-10) _10_
Experience in Military Leadership: (1-10) _10_
Experience in Technicality: (1-10) _5_
Lowest IQ You've gotten on a test: _115_
Interest in Dictatorship: (1-10) _10_
Willingness to Submit: (1-10) _0_
Ideal Post: __Independant Strategic Advisor__

Check:

I am prone to betrayal Yes (YES) No ( )
I can memorize Phi to 20 digits Yes (YES) No ( )
I know the Alpha star of Corona Australis Yes (YES) Name: _kappa__ No ( )
My GPA was at least 3.50 -- In australia we don't have your stupid system
I can recite the Book of Genesis without any studying Yes ( ) No (NO)
I know the Greek Alphabets Yes (YES) No ( )
I can speak Latin Yes ( ) No (NO) - I can write it.
I can speak more than one language Yes (YES) How Many: __Three__ No ( )
I am familiar with all of the logical fallacies and the propaganda techniques Yes (YES) No ( )

Agreement: I agree that if Everyone else should perish in the righteous plan for World Domination, I shall make no complaints whatsoever. I agree to the condition that I should follow My Own Ambition to the end, social interests aside.




Signature: __Shai Gar____

[paradanmellow]

ShaiGar you think you'll pass? you're just another 'prone to betrayal'... like everyone else. where are the good liars of old that could just say 'no' to that lethal question and get away with it? :laugh:

[ShaiGar]

I'm too honest a bastard.

[gogurtdynasty]

Get me cookies?

[rwyatt365]

...an INTJ that doesn't have an alternative plan in the case of betrayal? I'd be suspicious.

I'm just saying...

[paradanmellow]

I'm too honest a bastard.

we should think this over and hide it for future employment

Get me cookies?

yes, why not?

...an INTJ that doesn't have an alternative plan in the case of betrayal? I'd be suspicious.

I'm just saying...

well Antares had absolutely no plan cause he refused me so easily :rolleyes: