the grammatical nightmare collection

[deicruxified]

well most of them... some of them, as per grammar are correct but not... err lol

stuff since '04

1. form a straight circle
2. fall in line alphabetically by height
3. this is an anonymous decision
4. i will teach you how to be a responsible parenthood
5. fresh frozen chicken sold here
6. we sell fresh artificial flowers
7. 1 minute dispel horniness (from a taiwanese cosmetic product)
8. we make modern antique furniture
9. a bar of milk and a can of soap
10. wait paint

nothing's wrong with the grammar but i happen to pass by a building which says:

"NOTARY PUBLIC. ACCEPTS LAUNDRY ON WEEKENDS"

[ssfanatic]

On an icy hot patch...
"Warning: For External Use Only"

What the hell, where internally could i possibly fit that 6" patch.

[Solaris]

On an icy hot patch...
"Warning: For External Use Only"

What the hell, where internally could i possibly fit that 6" patch.

LOL

You made me have a coughing fit I laughed so hard. Well, I am sick too, stupid cold germs!!

I once saw some park bench assembly directions that boldly declared "Mo Experts Needed". It went downhill from there. They were a source of family amusement for years. "Mo" experts were needed to assemble the thing, but a translator would have been nice.