Ripoff Porn Film Titles

[Samoan Corleone]

We've got the "Failed Porn Star Names" thread so, how about one about ripoff porn film titles? Here are some that really exist and some I've made up.

Pulp Friction
Schindler's Fist
Rambone
2069
Raging Balls
Riding on Boys with Cars
Semenbiscuit
Forrest Hump
Porn on the Fourth of July
Brokeback Mounting
Creamgirls

So, you got any?

[Nemesis]

White Men Can't Hump
A Cockwork Orange
Das Booty
Screwin' in the Rain
There Will Be Buns
The Pourne Identity
Malcolm XXX
The Day The Cock Stood Still
Flaming Saddles

[Samoan Corleone]

:laugh: Very good.

Leave it in Beaver
In Diana Jones
Kramer on Kramer
Fun with Dicks and Jane
Behind Enemies' 'Hinds
Citizen's Cane
Goodphallus
The Long Jizz Goodnight

[Doppelbock]

Who Reamed Rhonda Rabit?
Hairy Cooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

[Shauru]

Titanic

[Zombicide]

Jurassic Fuck

[Billy Cox]

The Firm

[zibber]

Runny Cannonballs
Big Trouble in Little Anus
Weekend in Bernie's
Life of Pryin'

I can't believe nobody got this yet, but Shaving Ryan's Privates?

[ClydeB]

The queef and the dreadlock.
2069. Ten couples oral odyssey.
Cumalot
Bareback Mounting.
The last suction hero.
Gladhe8her.
Romancing the bone.
Logan's Cum.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock.

[Stratego]

Bend-Her
King Dong
The Maltese Phallus
Raging Balls
Rear Widow
Jizz Story
Cool Hand Lube
The Booty Snatchers

[Samoan Corleone]

The Whores' Whisperer
Porn of the Dead
The Sperminator
American History Sex
Scarfacial
Slutacus
District 69
The Lovely Boners

[zibber]

The Art of Whore
Whore Games
The Bone-Heads

[lamplighter]

Saving Ryan's Privates
Star Whores
Fucking and Moaning in Las Vegas
The Italian Blow Job
Lord of Whores
The Silence of the Lesbians

[Stratego]

The Gropes of Wrath
High Poon
Footsie Tootsie
Cocky (in homage to Rocky)
Goodfeelers

[zibber]

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

(Do the math.)

[Stratego]

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

(Do the math.)

*High five*

The Color of Cunny

[Samoan Corleone]

The Rear Hunter
For a Few Dollars; Whores
The Sure Skank Redemption
The Lay After Tomorrow
The Bondage Saints

[Caillien]

Asspirates of the Carribbean (my fiance's suggestion, not mine)
Perry Hotter and the Sorcerer's Bone
The Loin King
Black Cock Down
A Midsummer Night's Cream
The Merchant of Penis
or alternately, The Pimp of Venice

[zibber]

First Night

[Zombicide]

Star Whores: Revenge Of The Shit (anagram), actually I think that was the name of the movieproposed by Craig Robinson's character in Zack And Miri Make A Porno

[Samoan Corleone]

Remember the Tight Ones (plagarised from The Heartbreak Kid)

[Nemesis]

Dr. Roughlove or: How I Learned to Stop Whining and Suck the Cock
Asspocalypse Now
American Fistory XXX
Requiem for a Ream
District 69
Fucking Nemo (Also, Feltching Nemo)
Twelve Monkeys (Think about it)
The Curious Cock of Benjamin Buttfuck
Lock, Cock, and Two Smoking Balls

[Zombicide]

The Good, The Bad Bumping Uglies

[ClydeB]

James Cagney Movie Time.

A Midsummers Night's Cream
Mutiny in her booty
The Irish in us.
Here cums the Navy - starring Busty O'Connor
Picture Snatch Her.
The Strawberry Blonde Brazilian cut.
The fucking 69th
Boy meats Girl
Fallen Angels with spermy faces.
G spot men
In Other Men's Women
Sinner Holly's Day
Too RockHard to Handle
Jimmy the Gent Lover
He was her man, Now Dominatrix Sarah is.
Something to be oral about
The Bride came D. O. G.
The Public Enema

[lamplighter]

No Country for Old Cock
Sex in the City
Devil Wears Leather
Hot Jizz
Land of the Lust
School of Cock
American Puntang Pie
XXX-Men
Aeon Fucks

[Samoan Corleone]

Star Whores: Episode I - The Phallic Menace
Star Whores: Episode II - Attack of the Bones
Star Whores: Episode III - Revenge of the Stiff
Star Whores: Episdoe IV - A New Grope
Star Whores: Episode V - The Empire Pries Back
Star Whores: Episode VI - Return of the Hentai

[Plastikcat]

V for Vagina

[zibber]

She's the Man

[Necrosis]

He's just not that inside you.
Sex happens.

[ClydeB]

He's just not that inside you.
I like that one :D

Sex and the clity
Barney Drills Her.
The Incredible Fuck. Starring Bruce Slammedher.
Nine on 21 Oh!
WKRaPing in Sin Sin Aty.

[Stratego]

The Good, the Bad, and the Fucking
The Great Train Buggery
Taken (From Behind)
Around the World in 80 Lays

[SelfMadeBum]

Brian's Schlong

[Stratego]

Much Booty About Nothing

[Necrosis]

The Twighlight Saga: New Uranus.
Up.
Transformers: Transvestites in Disguise.
X Men United ---- X as in 10...
Assault on Precinct 69.
Scream

[Samoan Corleone]

Orgy Days and Orgy Nights
Frost's Dick's In
Ten Things I'd Lay About You
The Bukkake Kid
Knob Land

[jonnyb]

Ninja ass lashings

or

Ninja ass slashings

[Samoan Corleone]

Good Moaning, Vietnam, starring Knobbin' Williams.

[jonnyb]

Me, myself, Irene and her donkey

[themuzicman]

Dong in 60 seconds
The Princess Tried
50 fist dates

[jonnyb]

Rudolf the cherry nosed wankier.

[themuzicman]

Thelma and Louise

[jonnyb]

Creaming of a White Gizmas

[lamplighter]

Miracle on 69th Street.

[jonnyb]

Back to the cooter

[Stratego]

The Touchables
Die Harder, faster, longer
Pain Man (S&M flick)
My Left Foot Fetish
Driving Miss Daisy Into the Mattress

[jonnyb]

It's some guy's wonderful wife.

[lamplighter]

Frosty the Blow Man
Rudolf the Red Cock Reindeer.

[jonnyb]

Rudolf's Happy New Queer

[lamplighter]

Mr. Holland's Orgy

[jonnyb]

Bram's Stoking Dracula

[Stratego]

Babes in Toyland (needs no change)
Mixed Nuts (ditto)
Nutcracker (ditto redux)
Balls of Saint Mary's (I'm going to hell for that one)
I Came Upon a Midnight Clear

[jonnyb]

Musty with a Chance of Meat and Balls

[themuzicman]

Toy Story...
Lion Queen
Hairy Pooter (egad, have fun with the subtitles of each)

[jonnyb]

Let the Right One In.....Needs no change to that title and the subtitles could be interesting too.

[themuzicman]

Potang Academy (1-6)

[jonnyb]

Incoupulous Bastards

[themuzicman]

The brave little vibrator

[jonnyb]

Not based off of a movie but:

Cum, they told me, Pah Rum Pum Pum Pum........


I like it.

As far as movies:

Somewhere in Slime

[catzmeow]

Zombie porn rip-offs:

Brokedick Mountain
Brains, Planes and Automobiles
Die Hard
Die Harder

[Kisai]

Ghostlusters.

[themuzicman]

TryHard
TryHarder
Hard to Fill

[Kisai]

Guess Who's Coming on Dinner?

[Samoan Corleone]

Jizzing on Jessica Stein

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TryHard
TryHarder
Hard to Fill

Try Hard: With a Virgin

[Kisai]

On Golden Pud

[jonnyb]

Clash of the Tities

The Bendover

[Samoan Corleone]

Bend Her Like Beckham

[Kisai]

Schlong of the South

[Stratego]

The Breeder
The Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttocks
Failure to Launch (would be a sad porny)
The Family Bone
The 40 year-Old's Virgin
The Pricks and Me
You've Got Male
She's the Man (think about it)

[jonnyb]

Cockswell ...

[Samoan Corleone]

The Mighty Fucks - starring Emilio Sextevez

[Kisai]

Do the Tight Thing

[jonnyb]

Ditzy's 'Little Spermaid' starring : Areola Co starring: Pounder, Seamen Blaston, King Trisome

[themuzicman]

Jaws... *eek*

[SeaCzar]

How about some TV shows?

The Cuntsters.

The ABC Evening Nudes.

The Flintbones.

The Art of French Kissing.

Leave It to Her Beaver.

Scooby's Poo.

Come on, guys. Let's get creative.

[jonnyb]

TV eh, How about 'Night Cunt' or 'Spears' or 'Macdiver'

[Samoan Corleone]

The Legend in Bagger's Pants

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TV?

The Gimpsons
How I Wet Your Mother
Criminal Behinds
The Nudes of Hazzard
Cory in Her Mouth (ha, take THAT Jizzney!)
Poking-Mon
Ben 69
Dragon Ball XXX

[jonnyb]

'All in the Family'

[Stratego]

Third Cock from the Sun
Behind the Missus
The Big Bang Orgy
Poonanza

[jonnyb]

'Cleave it to the Beaver'

[Samoan Corleone]

Happy Lays (I saw a guy with Fonz sideburns yesterday and I just remembered him now)

[jonnyb]

different strokes