Banned

[Synamon]

It's not fair that only the admins get to ban people from the forum. So here's your chance. Get creative and come up with a silly reason why you would ban the member who last posted in this thread. Naturally, you will be the next to be banned. ;D


Example: Synamon is banned for starting this stupid thread.

[Synchronicity]

Synamon is banned for having such a disgusting avatar.

[Synamon]

Synchronicity is banned for using the same first three letters as me for his username (and messing up my vanity searches :irked:).

[SelfMadeBum]

Ban Synamon for not sharing her lollipop.

[Synamon]

SMB is banned for pretending to be female.

[Synchronicity]

Synamon is banned for being Canadian.

Had to happen eventually. At least now it's out of the way ;D

[SelfMadeBum]

Synch is banned for looking like a stuffy prig in his avatar.

[Synchronicity]

SMB is banned for having a higher post ratio than me :angry:

[SelfMadeBum]

Synch is banned for being nosy and competitive.

[Synamon]

SMB is banned for leaving dirty paw prints in threads.

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[Necrosis]

^^ banned for wearing purple

[phej]

Synamon is banned for not banning

ha, like you'll get that out of me. 'sides it's the admins that ban.

[Phoenix rising]

Synamon is banned because dinosaurs are extinct.

[phej]

PR is banned for not banning me.

[Synamon]

phej is banned for changing his avatar too often.

[SelfMadeBum]

Synamon is banned for liking that damn Road Runner.

[Synamon]

SMB is banned for not liking the Road Runner.

*meep meep*

[Blse]

Synamon is banned for eating Triceratops.

[Synamon]

Blse is banned for listing his type as enTJ when he is clearly an ISTJ.

[Blse]

Blse is banned for listing his type as enTJ when he is clearly an ISTJ.

Synamon is banned for disobeying the order EF-31A.

[MagicLoro]

Ban synamon for reminding me of Barney the Bear...

[Kisai]

Synamon is banned for disobeying Order 66.

[Blse]

You can't ban people for disobeying orders unless you currently are, or have been suspected of being an ISTJ. Geez, read the rules people.

But, due to popular demand, I hereby ban Synamon for the rampant emotionalism on her show ("I love you, you love me"), despite her claims to INTJ-hood.

[reb]

Blse is banned coz he caint spell.

Barney is banned coz he's....well, he's a pink dino, and Synamon loves him.

[Kisai]

Well, then I ban Synamon for bollocksing Order 66.

Here's the proof. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Seriously]

Kisai is banned for giving up on the werewolf game.

[Synchronicity]

Seriously is banned for not living up to her user name.

[Seriously]

Synch is banned for smoking.

[reb]

Seriously is banned for not smoking.

[rara avis]

reb is banned for unpredictable and random use of earnestness. You can't just catch people off guard that way, it's rude.

[Transmorfer]

rara is banned for having a cute, sexy blonde avatar that makes it hard to ban her for anything

[reb]

Transmorfer is banned for sexism and online c'mons.

[Transmorfer]

reb is banned for being jealous of my high class banning of rara

[Blse]

Transformer is banned for using the word "banning."

[SelfMadeBum]

Hjordis is banned for having that horrendous wooden duck-thing in her avatar.

[Hjordis]

Drat it, I was caught. SMB is banned for being fuzzy.

[SelfMadeBum]

Hjordis is banned for calling my sexy 'fuzz'. :angry:

[True Rune]

Panhandling posts at every possible chance, when in reality is wealthier than most. So lying and begging. And the smell.

[SelfMadeBum]

TR is banned for maligning me in the worst way possible.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for smacking people without getting to know them first.

[SelfMadeBum]

CST is banned for outlawing fun things.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for naming her staple gun.

[SelfMadeBum]

CST should be banned for eating far too many apples.

That can't be good for him.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for wanting me to be sick enough to go to the doctor, which is what I'll have to do if I don't eat my apple a day.

[SelfMadeBum]

CST is banned for not wanting to get felt up by his doctor on a regular basis.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for questioning the integrity of my PCP. :shocked:

[SelfMadeBum]

CST is banned for making this face: :shocked:

[gestalt]

SMB is banned for sharing.

[cannotseethe]

gestalt is banned for having an avatar that looks like a snake with space invaders on it.

[True Rune]

^ is banned for making a mess with giant ribbon. We are J's after all.

or ninja posting. >_>

[reb]

True Rune is banned for runing the compass (missed west and south with the arrows-do not need double east).

[gestalt]

Reb is BANHAMMERED from this thread for not capitalizing his MBTI result. For shame.

[True Rune]

^ Is banned for building illogical roads.

[gestalt]

True Rune: Banned for being ugly.

[reb]

gestalt is banned for not having one.

[gestalt]

Reb: Banned. Too old.

[reb]

gestalt=banned for not spelling 'ole' correctly...and for capitalizing 'reb'. i don't do capitols.

[gestalt]

Reb: Banned for violating and bypassing forum ban.

[Synchronicity]

gestalt is banned for not properly capitalizing his name as is protocol with German nouns.

[gestalt]

Synchronicity: Banned for snarkiness. (and talking back to a superior man)

[rara avis]

gestalt is banned for being rainbow.
So NF. :(

[gestalt]

Rara: Banned for the use of too much crop.

[Blse]

gestalt is banned for not obeying German grammar (nouns mazt be kapitalized).

[Synamon]

gesalt is banned for choosing the shoe as his playing piece for Monopoly.

edit: grrrrrrrr too slow

Blse is banned for repeating a ban reason.

[phej]

Syn is banned for being a post whore of 12k+

[Aristarce]

Synamon is banned for excessive Canadianosity.

---------- Post added 11-08-2009 at 12:11 AM ----------

Damn. Phej is banned for fast posting.

[paperclip]

Aristarce is also banned for repeating a ban.

[Synamon]

phej is banned for being able to do the lotus position.

arce is banned for loving Barney.


edit: paperclip is banned for repeating a ban of a repeat ban.

[Aristarce]

Barney is banned just because...

[Lucid]

Aristarce is banned for using plasma weapons technology in a game thread.

[Synamon]

Lucid is banned because she wouldn't name names in the "Who would you date on the forum" thread.

[Lucid]

Syn is banned because she's a Canadian. :p

[Hjordis]

Lucid is banned because I'm cranky that I ate too much pizza and need a scapegoat.

[Blse]

^ banned b/c I can't recall his username from memory.

[Hjordis]

blse is banned for thinking I'm a "he"

[hubcap]

Hjordis is banned for not making her gender more obvious

[schwartzie]

hubcap is banned for being a car toon hubcap.

[Hjordis]

schwartzie is banned for living.

[schwartzie]

hjordis is banned for ever.

[Hjordis]

schwartzie is banned for pretending that "ever" is a reason and not a time period.

[schwartzie]

hjordis is for sure banned forever for good reason!

[Webbster]

schwartzie is banned for an inability to pick an mbti type (x=bad) ;)

[Transmorfer]

schwartzie is banned for an inability to pick an mbti type (x=bad) ;)

Webster is banned for having an avatar that reminds me of my Grandmother´s hallway wallpaper (bless her soul)

[Aristarce]

^ Transmorfer is banned beacuase we have received 6(six) complaints that her avatar induces nausea.

[Transmorfer]

^ Transmorfer is banned beacuase we have received 6(six) complaints that her avatar induces nausea.

Aristarce + 6 (six) other weaklings are banned for having weak stomachs and being overly sensitive

[gestalt]

Transmorfer is banned for unhealthy amounts of vanity searching.

[nowt]

Gestalt is banned because they asked to be banned.

[schwartzie]

Nowt is banned for succumbing to generosity.

[Aristarce]

^ Schwartzie is banned for fraternizing with felines.

[schwartzie]

^Aristarce is banned for inhaling the entire tankful at one go.

[Aristarce]

^Schwartzie is banned for imitating a lost, and dearly beloved, aviatrix.

[schwartzie]

Aristarce is banned for excessive curiosity and edge-fingering.

[reb]

schwarzie is a banned for not imitating a lost but dearly beloved dominatrix.

[cannotseethe]

reb is banned for writing about sheep.

[Latro]

cannotseethe is banned for not sharing that apple.

[Transmorfer]

Latro is banned for not having an avatar that we can make fun of

[schwartzie]

transmorfer is quickly banned for lack of gravity

[cannotseethe]

schwartzie is banned for being wishy washy about the J-P but definitive in the banning.

[themuzicman]

Cannotseethe is banned for not complying with hair length rules

[cannotseethe]

themuzicman is banned because, come on, pigs can't fly.

[Synamon]

cannotseethe is banned for leaving all of us hanging with his username.

[Transmorfer]

Synamon is banned for having an avatar that promotes the use of candy with far too many E-numbers in it

[Synamon]

Transmorfer is banned for being a transvestite mo'fer.

[paperclip]

^ synamon is banned for being discriminatory.

[cannotseethe]

paperclip is banned for always getting caught in the vacuum cleaner.

[NoStoneUnturned]

cannotseethe is banned for never cutting his hair

[cannotseethe]

NoStoneUnturned is banned for destroying cobblestone streets.

[SelfMadeBum]

NSU is banned for impersonating House.

---------- Post added 11-08-2009 at 12:18 PM ----------

CST is banned for posting faster than I can. :irked:

[paperclip]

SMB is banned for implying objects can be impersonated.

[SelfMadeBum]

paperclip is banned for intentionally misunderstanding my post.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for intentionally confusing the masses by choosing a male avatar.

[SelfMadeBum]

All of you are banned for calling me male.

[Transmorfer]

All of you are banned for calling me male.

SMB is banned for being overly sensitive and uncool when mocked about gender :p

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned because if she's not she'll try to get us all! :scared:

---------- Post added 11-08-2009 at 02:42 PM ----------

Transmorfer is banned for sneaking one in there.

[SelfMadeBum]

Trans and CST are both banned simply because I've said do and I've gone mad with power.

[Transmorfer]

SMB is banned because if she's not she'll try to get us all! :scared:

---------- Post added 11-08-2009 at 02:42 PM ----------

Transmorfer is banned for sneaking one in there.

CST is banned for lack of courage and accusing me of sneaking. That is so untrue. I smuggle, snoop and lurk.

[cannotseethe]

Trans and CST are both banned simply because I've said do and I've gone mad with power.

SMB is banned because she said "said do" when she meant "said so."

[Transmorfer]

Trans and CST are both banned simply because I've said do and I've gone mad with power.

Power? You have power? Once I´ve stopped laughing my butt off, I´ll ban you for being unrealistic in own assets and influence

[SelfMadeBum]

SMB is banned because she said "said do" when she meant "said so."You are banned for being a weasel.

Power? You have power? Once I´ve stopped laughing my butt off, I´ll ban you for being unrealistic in own assets and influenceYou are banned for laughing at me.

I will also kick you for it.

*kick!*

[ReasoningMind]

SelfMadeBum is banned for displaying her bellybutton.

[SelfMadeBum]

RM is banned for not recognizing sexiness when she sees it.

[ReasoningMind]

SelfMadeBum is banned for confusing cotton fibre for allure.

[Transmorfer]

RM band for having yet another boring, non-existent avatar

[SelfMadeBum]

TM is banned for having a boring avatar, period.

[Transmorfer]

SMB is banned for using my own arguments against me

[SelfMadeBum]

Trans is banned for leaving himself open to attack.

[Transmorfer]

Trans is banned for leaving himself open to attack.

SMB is banned for willfully referring to me as "he" in order to stir up the atmosphere. I am of course calm and female as always :gorgeous:

[SelfMadeBum]

Trans is banned for telling a bold-faced lie.

[Transmorfer]

SMB is banned for not knowing the difference between bold and normal formatting and being unable to discern lie from pure truth

[ReasoningMind]

Transmorfer is banned for failing to mention italic and underlined.

[SelfMadeBum]

RM is banned for her love of rationality.

[tp6626]

SelfMadeBum is banned for making me use the crude & offensive word that is...

Self

[SelfMadeBum]

tp is banned for squinting.

[tp6626]

SelfMadeBum is banned for squirting (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

And in a public forum too. Tut tut... **Shakes head**

[SelfMadeBum]

tp is banned for posting sexually-charged content.

No, seriously. You're banned.

[tp6626]

SelfMadeBum is banned for not appreciating the photo's I just PM'd to her. :D

[SelfMadeBum]

tp has sent me photos of pig sex labelled 'Me and Bambie'. Bambie did not looked pleased, never mind satisfied.

For that tp is banned.

[Synchronicity]

SMB is banned for looking at that filth.

[Hjordis]

Synch is banned for getting me sick.

[tp6626]

SelfMadeBum is banned for using her (as she likes to call it) post-TP self-portrait as her avatar.

This is too easy! :p :D

---------- Post added 11-09-2009 at 12:57 AM ----------

Oh, you two beat me. You're both banned for that!

[Synamon]

tp6626 is banned for snorting. No, a pig was not involved.

[SelfMadeBum]

tp is too slow... and with Bambie, too quick.

Next time try reciting the alphabet backwards, dude.

For that you are banned.

---------- Post added 11-08-2009 at 06:01 PM ----------

Synamon is banned for getting tp when I meant to.

I'm sure she'll ban me unjustly shortly.

[Synamon]

SMB is banned for thinking I would ever ban someone unjustly. :bow:

[Hjordis]

Syn is banned for pretending to be innocent.

[Synchronicity]

Synamon is banned for thinking her misspelling of cinnamon is cute.

[SelfMadeBum]

Syn is banned for stealing my red ribbon and wearing it to appear innocent.

She hides a black, smoldering heart, folks. Don't ye be fooled...

---------- Post added 11-08-2009 at 06:05 PM ----------

Synch is banned for multiple offenses of ban-stealing.

[Synchronicity]

SMB is banned for having a quote from Bucky Katt in her profile.

[SelfMadeBum]

Synch, your ass is banned for even speaking Mr. Bucky B. Katt's name.

You are not worthy.

Now begone!

[tp6626]

SMB: Just seen your profile. You're banned for being from Barbados, which is basically paradise compared to temperate Britain!

(Although a former colony of the empire, so watch out!?). :P

[reb]

tp is banned for empirical leanings!

[SelfMadeBum]

SMB: Just seen your profile. You're banned for being from Barbados, which is basically paradise compared to temperate Britain!

(Although a former colony of the empire, so watch out!?). :PThere is a reason you no longer 'own' us.

You're banned for having to wear Wellies.

[tp6626]

You're banned for keeping me up past my bed time. (It's 1:15am, and I need to be up for 7am). :(

[SelfMadeBum]

You're banned for blaming me for things I have no control over.

[Hjordis]

You're banned for not having control over tp's bedtime. Sheesh, what kind of mastermind are you?

[SelfMadeBum]

You're banned for doubting that I have the remote control to tp's eyes.

[lamplighter]

SMB is banned for her iron fisted tyranny.

[Hjordis]

lamplighter is banned for excessive use of electricity. My eyes are sensitive!

[SelfMadeBum]

LL is banned for not cowering appropriately.

---------- Post added 11-08-2009 at 06:27 PM ----------

Hjordis is banned for banning out of turn.

[Synchronicity]

SMB is banned for not washing those filthy paws of hers.

[SelfMadeBum]

You're banned for not requesting permission to address me.

[reb]

you're banned for having the wrong address in the first place! *high five tp*

[Blse]

You're banned for reading glowing books.

[JTG1984]

^ Banned for being the biggest tool I have ever encountered.

[Nemesis]

Blse is now banned for activities involving "Columbian neckties".

[Synchronicity]

JTG is banned for using the lame ^ shorthand.

[The Maelstrom]

Synch is banned for not lawyering up with Azzy a second time

[Nemesis]

Synch and TM are both banned for not banning me.

[Blse]

Banned for never following through on blowing up the planet.

[ReasoningMind]

Blse is banned for ambiguous acronym.

[Blse]

RM is banned for joining in January and having a post count of less than a 100.

[ReasoningMind]

Blse is banned for using unambiguous acronym this time.

[Blse]

RM is banned for being anti-ambiguous; that's not PC.

[schwartzie]

Blse is banned for being on the internets after midnight, doing nothing entj-ish

[ReasoningMind]

Blse is banned for using 2 acronyms in one sentence.

Schwartzie too, same reason.

[schwartzie]

ReasoningMind is banned for being slow.

[Shorgenfunkel]

schwartzie is banned for having an X in her username, thusly being uncertain and besmirching our reputation.

[SeaCzar]

Synamon is not only banned, but extinct. reb is banned because he really can't spell, and criticizes others who are better spellers. SelfMadeBum is banned for insisting that she is a women. Blse is banned for being an en instead of an IN.

[schwartzie]

SeaCzar is banned for being Waaaay behind times.

[ReasoningMind]

Schwartzie is banned for disregarding relativity.

[SeaCzar]

schwartzie is banned for being a critic.

[newday]

SeaCzar is banned for staring anyone who view his profile.

[ReasoningMind]

newday is banned for dropping the cheese.

[SelfMadeBum]

RM is banned for eating it anyway.

[schwartzie]

smb is banned for trying to catch it, but failing, to hir great disappointment.

[reb]

schwartzie is band for pickin on sbm.

[SelfMadeBum]

I'd ban reb, but he's a sweetheart.

Which, on this forum, is enough to get him banned. :blank:

[themuzicman]

Cannotseethe should be banned for failing to realize what seems impossible.

[SelfMadeBum]

TMM is banned for banning people not presently participating in the thread.

[themuzicman]

SMB is banned for hypocrisy ;)

[SelfMadeBum]

You're banned for insurrection.

[schwartzie]

smb is banned for excessive displays of emotionalism

[reb]

schwartzie is banned for thinking there is such a thing as 'excess'.

[ReasoningMind]

reb is banned for insufficient lexicon.

[reb]

ReasoningMind is banned for using the word 'lexicon'; that's lexaconic in and of itself.

[themuzicman]

reb is banned for arguing in a banning thread

[ReasoningMind]

TMM is banned for M.M. (metronome marking)

[Aristarce]

Reasoning is banned for excessive alliteration.

[cannotseethe]

Aristarce is banned for having a username that begins and ends with a vowel.

[Transmorfer]

CST is banned for standing too far away from his razor while shaving....or for attempting to grow a moustache....wichever...

[cannotseethe]

Transmorfer is banned for not recognizing that my new shaving technique is unstoppable.

[SelfMadeBum]

CST is banned for not having a nose ring.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for calling attention to my nose.

[SelfMadeBum]

CST is banned for having nicer hair than I do.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned because my favorite tree across the way has lost all its leaves and I know it's somehow her fault.

[SelfMadeBum]

CST is banned for having a favourite tree.

---------- Post added 11-09-2009 at 11:13 AM ----------

And for not putting a 'u' in favourite.

American English my ass. :p

[True Rune]

^ is banned for being loyal to the queen and her outdated speech patterns.

[SelfMadeBum]

You're banned for arbitrarily re-spelling words.

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for wasting avocados. :angry:

[Transmorfer]

CST is banned from scolding my Housekeeper and talking bad about her fried avocados

[SeaCzar]

Transmorfer is banned for not being Transmorfre.

[Transmorfer]

SeaCzar is banned for not having a SeaLion in his avatar and for making up the word "Transmorfre"

[cannotseethe]

Transmorfer is banned for hitting SeaCzar with two reasons for being banned in one post.

[Shorgenfunkel]

cannotseethe is banned for living in my state.

[cannotseethe]

Shorgenfunkel is banned for having an incomprehensibly German-sounding username

[ReasoningMind]

cannotseethe is banned for comparing apples to oranges.

[Synchronicity]

Reasoning is banned for being the only user on this page with no avatar.

[Aristarce]

Syn. Really? Really? This is a no smoking thread. Banned.

[Transmorfer]

Aristarce is banned for thinking that avatars represent the present reality

[Synchronicity]

Transmorfer is banned for almost never showing his face outside the game threads subforum.

[Transmorfer]

Sync is banned for not openly admitting that he misses my serious input and would like to see more, but still follows me around in the Games Thread. Plus bonus banning for thinking that I am male.

[Synchronicity]

Transmorfer is banned for being a genderless AI :p

[cannotseethe]

Synch is banned for overdressing in a game thread.

[SelfMadeBum]

You.

Banned.

For not taking a nap when asked to do so.

[paperclip]

SMB is banned for being a control freak

[SelfMadeBum]

You're banned for donning a stupid bow-tie.

[paperclip]

SMB is banned for having no fashion sense.

[SelfMadeBum]

You are banned for wearing clothes, period.

Nekkid is so much more fun! :nice:

[cannotseethe]

SMB is banned for extolling nakedness while covered in a thick coat of fur.

[Synchronicity]

CST is banned for having a username with ambiguous pronunciation.

[Transmorfer]

CST is banned for being Victorian and scared of what God created

---------- Post added 11-09-2009 at 10:23 PM ----------

Sync is banned for banning CST while I am banning him

[Aristarce]

Morfer and her whole band were bound to be banned.

[SelfMadeBum]

Aris is banned for not saying why.

[tp6626]

SMB is banned for still being here. (I bet you've been up since yesterday banning people in here).

[Transmorfer]

SMB is banned for still being here. (I bet you've been up since yesterday banning people in here).

tp6626 is banned for just showing up

[TheLastMohican]

All who have posted in this thread are hereby banned for resorting to such lame methods of boosting post count.

[cannotseethe]

TLM is banned for being a party pooper.

[TheLastMohican]

Cannotseethe is banned for being predictable.

[cannotseethe]

TLM is banned for confusing known unknowns with unknown unknowns

[Transmorfer]

TLM is banned for being a hypocrite - boosting his posting in this thread while blaming others for doing the same

[TheLastMohican]

Cannotseethe and Transmorfer are banned for missing the joke.

[Transmorfer]

So is TLM

[cannotseethe]

Transmorfer is banned for banning TLM for the same reason TLM banned me.

[Transmorfer]

CST is banned for clinging to details

[SelfMadeBum]

SMB is banned for still being here. (I bet you've been up since yesterday banning people in here).You're banned for keeping track of my banning habits.

[TheLastMohican]

SelfMadeBum is banned for failing to explain the origin of her avatar.

[SelfMadeBum]

TLM is banned for being ignorant enough not to know the almighty Bucky B. Katt.

[TheLastMohican]

SelfMadeBum is banned for pointing out TLM's ignorance. (TLM is above reproach as he still has a higher post count.)


Due to the conditions, this ban is probably temporary.

[SelfMadeBum]

TLM is banned for not being aware that SMB will have more posts faster than he can say candy-cane.

[TheLastMohican]

SelfMadeBum is banned for posting before reading the Edit.

[SelfMadeBum]

TLM is banned for not being aware that I read it and disregarded it, as a smug, opinionated cat is wont to do.