Banned

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for messing up your little robot pants at the thought of Coop naked.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because who says I'm wearing pants?

[MassHysteria]

Gasp! Now who's causing trouble? Banned to go find something more suitable.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because I have nothing to cover up with pants anyway.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for forgetting your legs. Isn't there some sort of all-weather sealant you should be applying to protect your delicate sprockets and cogs? No wonder you're so rusty.

[Cooper]

Banned for doing something to an unknown purple thing

[GenessorDios]

Banned because that's part of her dress and she's only wearing it, like any normal person would. You sure you're feeling alright?

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for thinking there's nothing special about that purple thing. :mellow:

[Cooper]

Banned for "ut oh"

[GenessorDios]

Banned for forgetting that she asked me to keep it a secret.

Snakerooni.

[Cooper]

^banned for being such a snake

[MassHysteria]

^^Banned for spilling the beans.

^Banned for doing the same damn thing. You snake!

[Cooper]

Banned for calling me a snake when it is well know I can't type fast enough to snake a slug

[GenessorDios]

Banned for self banprecation.

[Nikita]

Banned for bland banning.

[Cooper]

banned for really bland banning

[Nikita]

Banned for lacking the ability to think up a more creative ban, and instead basically just copying my banishment of GD.

[GenessorDios]

Jingle ban,
jingle ban,
jingle ban rock
and
jingle ban swing.

[Valhalla]

Let me see you banned all to the core.

[GenessorDios]

There's a lady who's sure
all that glitters is gold
and she's banning a stairway
to heaven.

[Valhalla]

Do the ban
Do the banolition

[Nikita]

Banned for stuffing an American flag up her butt.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for banning anal patriotism.

[phoboser]

Banned for contributing to the delinquency of anuses.

[Nikita]

Banned for shitting out a representation of Jesus and selling it on eBay.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for banning a bantrepreneur.

[Nikita]

Banned for insisting that I jump on his ban'wagon.

[Valhalla]

Banshee.

[Nikita]

Banned for self-revelation.

[GenessorDios]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's the bannablest of them all?

Oh, Valhalla you say?

@Valhalla: Banned!

[Valhalla]

Nikita banned for self-overestimation.

Botty bot, I cannot be banned since the mirror is mine.

[Nikita]

Valhalla is banned for not blinding GD with her mirror.

[GenessorDios]

What're we gonna do tonight, Ban?

Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to ban the world....

They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban, BANNED!

[Nikita]

GD is banned for importing all kinds of cheese from all over the world in writing his bans.

[Valhalla]

Banned for abusing the fairy tale of Ban White, as well as the Banney Toons.

[Nikita]

Banned for proving herself good wife material for GD.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not knowing that all that cheese was actually used for a bandue.

[Nikita]

Banned for building a house of cheese and then suing the neighbors for air pollution when the sun rotted his cheese.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for bringing a bandozer around when you know the lease hasn't expired yet.

[Nikita]

Banned for causing me to doze as a result of his bull.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for narcolepsy.

[Nikita]

Banned for throwing billiard balls at hookers.

[reiven]

banned because one eye is offset, which is why you always chose one-eyed avatars

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for hogging the scotch.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for hopping it.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not having a ready supply.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned to the kitchen. Make me a sammich!

[GenessorDios]

How about a BANNEDwich?

[MassHysteria]

*facepalm*

You know, I don't even have the energy to ban you for the puns anymore, GD. Just... just... just go ban yourself, ok?

[GenessorDios]

Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I'll stop, I promise!

....

Will you accept a bannedcastle as an apology?

What?

[MassHysteria]

Banned for breaking your promises. Ass.

[GenessorDios]

Did I break your heart? Do you need a banned-aid?

[MassHysteria]

*takes the Band-Aid*

Banned for breaking it and stealing a piece or two so it'll never be the same without you.


Did I really just say that? :yuck:

[GenessorDios]

Mmm-mmm! Your heart's just so scrumptious! *munchmunchmunch*

I can't finish it though, can I get a doggy ban to go?

[MassHysteria]

^banned for inventing new levels of silliness.

<banned to bed

[GenessorDios]

Banned for thinking I'm a banimal when you know I was built to be a bandroid.

[Fyrnae]

< Banned to stay in bed cause I caught the lurgy going around. *achoo*

[Nikita]

Banned for coming here and trying to infect us so she will have someone to play with.

[Fyrnae]

Banned cause it's not a computer virus. *sneezes on you anyway*

[Nikita]

Banned for obstructing my montior's view with sneeze slime.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to mis-spell words in your newly acquired feverish state.

[Nikita]

Banned for ineffective infection!

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not giving it time to finish its incubation period. It's only a matter of time....

[Nikita]

Banned for attempting to manipulate time.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for I'm letting it run its natural course. It should take effect right about...now. *timer pings*

Steady on there, Nikita. Feeling dizzy?

[Nikita]

Banned for trying to spin me around in circles.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for invoking the memory of this travesty (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) in my brain. Get it out! Out I say!

[WoodsWoman]

Thank you for giving me the honor of banning you.

[Fyrnae]

Thanks. I'd keep back if I were you tho --

*achoo*

Oops, I just slimed banned you.

<Banned to nap

[reiven]

banned from the safety of a bio hazard suit.
*sprays thread with Clorox*

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for overkill. Cloroxing an entire room for a sneeze? Srsly?

[GenessorDios]

Ya srsly.

Banned for not providing anti-banterial soap.

[reiven]

^ & ^^ banned for being drones to the dreaded fyrn deathvirus
*sprays their eyeballs with clorox*

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not joining us.

Join ussss......

*opens eyes disturbingly wide and gestures to come closer*

[reiven]

*goes closer*
*gets better clorox:retina contact with eyes that wide open*

banned for campy Zombie music in the background

[MassHysteria]

Banned to the Land Down Under.

(Now that song will be stuck in your head all day. You're welcome.)

[GenessorDios]

*eyes open wider*

Baaaaaannnnnnsssss. I want your baaaaannnnnnssssssss.

[reiven]

mass banned for house-arrest anklet on your wrist.

GD banned because i just realised you don't have retinas.
*spritzes mass's purple, then puts away clorox*

[MassHysteria]

Oooohhh, wise guy, eh?

*scissor-pokes eyes back in* (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

Banned, ya ham sandwich!

[Nikita]

Banned for banning with food.

[reiven]

banned for Chicken salad, lettuce, and cheese on wheat bread with a green apple and a diet coke.

[Nikita]

Banned for post stalking.

[reiven]

banned because what is, is

[Nikita]

Banned for being an "is" and not a "was". :devilish:

[Minerva]

And you are a was? Banned for being obsolete!

[Nikita]

Banned for trying to repair me.

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking I am a mechanic! :p

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking all things in need of or capable of repair are mechanical.

[Minerva]

Banned for saying that she is more organic than robotic. Oh wait... that's Bender isn't it? :p

[Nikita]

Banned for insulting the INTJs by granting the title of robot to an INTP.

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking INTJs are so easily insulted.

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking they aren't.

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking you are telepathic!

[Nikita]

Banned for not realizing that there are specific people who claim to be INTJs who have been very easily offended right here in this little ol' forum.

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking up new ways to get under the INTJ skin!

[Nikita]

Banned for not appreciating my gift! :p

[reiven]

banned for exhibitionism

[Nikita]

Banned for voyeurism.

[reiven]

banned for the gleam in your eye that says i'm off the clock

[Nikita]

Banned for wanting to be on the cock.

[reiven]

banned for phallic fixation, ms always has a gun

[Nikita]

Banned for playing with his gun too much.

[reiven]

banned because it's mine and i can wash it as quickly as i want.

[Nikita]

Banned for choosing speed over quality.

[reiven]

banned for doubting a well practiced technique :stare:

[Nikita]

Banned for choosing tradition over innovation.

[reiven]

banned because don't touch me is something she says to herself, also

[Minerva]

Banned for touching what is not yours!

;)

[reiven]

banned for wanting what you can't touch

[Minerva]

Banned for watching porn!

[reiven]

banned for comparing porn titles with me, and for knowing who's difficult to work with in the industry

[Nikita]

Banned for creating a line of industrial "solvents" from said industry.

[reiven]

banned for once holding a snake by it's tail and snapping it like a whip, slinging all the guts through its mouth.
snakes are our friends, nikki.

[Nikita]

Banned for confusing snakes and cats.

[reiven]

banned for a more phallic innuendo

[Nikita]

Banned for being obsessed with phalluses.

[reiven]

banned for preceding me time and again to provoke that response

[Nikita]

Banned for being too easily provoked.

[reiven]

banned for not enjoying your provocativeness

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking your susceptibility and my enjoyment are mutually inclusive.

[reiven]

Banned for thinking your susceptibility and my enjoyment are mutually exclusive.

banned because i had to fix it

[Nikita]

Banned for attempting to put words in my mouth.

[reiven]

attempting?
banned for somehow not realizing i just did
post #20871. i checked, it's still there.

[Nikita]

Banned for not realizing that my original version remains intact.

[reiven]

banned because i couldn`t understand you...do you have someone else`s words in your mouth still?

[Nikita]

Banned for inability to comprehend the English language.

[reiven]

banned for talking with your mouth full

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking typing equates to talking and making assumptions about mouths he cannot see.

[Fyrnae]

You're both banned just to break up the monotony.

[Cooper]

^banned for being ill

[Minerva]

Banned for not being chill!

[Cooper]

^banned for being gone so bloody long

[Minerva]

^banned for not missing me enough!

[Cooper]

^banned for not knowing the depth and width of my missing you....

[Minerva]

Banned for not quoting the length of your missing me!

[Cooper]

^banned for thinking I would publicly admit that

[Minerva]

Banned for being afraid of the public!

[Cooper]

^banned for not being afraid of the public...thems scarey

[WayWatcher]

Banned for scaring the public.... that hat works wonders on thoses tourist

[Minerva]

Banned of not using the public to your advantage.

[WayWatcher]

Banned for mesmorising and then proceeding to walk all over the public.

[Cooper]

^banned for GP, or is that BP?

[Minerva]

Way is banned for not being so mesmerized that he was able to type.

Coop banned for GNP.

[WayWatcher]

Inter-galactic mega planet killer Ban

[Minerva]

Banned for not making that universal!

[Cooper]

^banned for getting here too late for Fyrn to pick on....but wait...she is coming back

[WayWatcher]

Min is Banned for having a point, but thinking I care today....

Cooper banned for warning of Fyrnae's approach

[Minerva]

Way is banned for not caring. How cruel!

[Cooper]

Lady M banned for not wearing the sexier black shoes

[Minerva]

Banned for not asking for red!!!!!

[WayWatcher]

Min is banned for not detecting sarcasm........

Coop banned for being right about those boots

[Minerva]

Way is banned for trying to be sarcastic. Sorry you just can't cut it!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for stepping on her game

[Cooper]

^banned for sword packing, again....or is that 'still'?

[WayWatcher]

Banned for packing a Cane....with a sword in it

[Cooper]

^banned for not watching your way

[WoodsWoman]

^^Banned for watching the way but not guarding it.

^Coop banned for successful snaking.

[Cooper]

*does happy snake dance*

^banned for making poor little trees bleed.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for hugging trees

[WayWatcher]

Banned for hacking trees

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for hacking a lung

[Cooper]

^banned for whacking a lung

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for lacking a lung

[WayWatcher]

Banned for puncturing a Lung

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for having an av that looks like excema

[Minerva]

Banned for trying to get rid of his excema by frightening him to death.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for exposing my evil plan

[Minerva]

Banned for being evil! C'mon EmmaK! Behave! :nono:

[EmmaKynikos]

banned because you know i haven't even begun to be evil

[Minerva]

Banned for making me laugh!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not laughing so hard that your drink came out of your nose

[Minerva]

Banned for drinking vodka in a coffee cup so your boss would think that it is just coffee.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for spying on me at work

[Minerva]

Banned for not using the shades.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for having a peeping perch that can see into the 24th floor

[Cooper]

^banned for being jealous of said perch

[Minerva]

Banned because his perch is even better than mine!

[EmmaKynikos]

coop and min banned for not consolidating assets

[Minerva]

EmmaK is banned because Coop has consolidated assets with another Lady.

[Cooper]

Assets?

[EmmaKynikos]

min banned for mixing business and pleasure

[Minerva]

EmmaK is banned for not being able to do the same.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for excessive hopscotch playing

[Minerva]

Banned for getting down with the men-hopscothers.

[GenessorDios]

Banerva banned for stilettoing that poor guy's chest.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for having a door instead of a chest

[Bobsama]

Banned for covering your avatar's chest.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for missing the time i flashed the forum

[reiven]

banned for the trampoline...that was overkill.

[Cooper]

^banned for smelling up the state...oops, wrong state

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being in a state of semi-consciousness

[Fyrnae]

Banned because you're right.

[reiven]

banned for sneaking up on the thread like that.

[Cooper]

Fyrn....banned to bed

rieven....banned for snaking me

[reiven]

:stunned:
:flirt:

banned for telling me you were snaked

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for ending the party so soon

[Ben1220]

banned for trying to crash the party

[Nikita]

Banned for using bright, cheerful colors in a visual representation of his personality.

[Cooper]

^banned for being the secret NRA president

[Nikita]

Banned for revering a serial killer.

[Cooper]

^banned for being a professional snaker when the forum rules specificly forbid that sort of thing.

[Nikita]

Banned for making up forum rules.

[Ben1220]

banned for hosting a noisy party and keeping all the neighbours awake

[Nikita]

Banned for a long-winded diatribe that put all of the neighbors to sleep.

[Cooper]

^banned for being offline

[reiven]

banned for banning people who aren't around to be banned.

[Cooper]

^yup, your banned, too

[reiven]

banned for being up when all your neighbors are snoring.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because there's no other way he can do sleep research studies without funding.

[Cooper]

^banned for rattling around in the middle of the night

[GenessorDios]

How dare you ban me when it's your gerbil jumping around inside me?

[reiven]

banned for felony misuse of a gerbil

[GenessorDios]

Banimals are granted immunity within my torso; so says the Geneva Convention.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not providing adequate facilities for the proper care and feeding of your 'banimals.'

[Nikita]

Banned for founding PEBA (People for the Ethical Banishment of Animals).

[GrnEyz]

Banned for PETA membership (People Eating Tasty Animals)

[Nikita]

Banned for trying to include women as a protected species in said organization.

[GrnEyz]

Outward facing palm... Banned

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for banishment's sake.

[Cooper]

^banned for chasing Bigfoot off her property...before taking a photo!

[Nikita]

Banned for being the darling of the stalkerazzi informant network.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being their secret behind-the-scenes sniper.

[Nikita]

Fyrnae is banned for picking, and thereby killing, innocent flowers.

[plotthickens]

Banned. Just... banned.

[Nikita]

Banned for calling that ban "just".

[Fyrnae]

Banned for justifiably calling PT out on that ban. You're both banned.

[Nikita]

Banned for lumped banning.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not expecting it.

[Nikita]

Banned for assuming that she knows my expectations.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not perceiving a pattern by now in my posting habits.

[Nikita]

Banned for being habitual instead of random.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for your postcount habit. It's like crack to you, isn't it?

[Nikita]

Banned for enabling me!

[Fyrnae]

Banned for requiring enabling.

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking that I really want to talk to myself online, when I already do enough of that offline.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not laughing at yourself more.

[Nikita]

Banned for laughing at me too much. :irked: :p

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not joining in.

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking that I'm a "joiner".

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not being a bricklayer either.

[Nikita]

Banned for seducing Freemasons for the purpose of infiltration.

[Fyrnae]

Banned cause it's been a long time since Masons were anything more than an esoterically inclined private social club.

[Nikita]

Banned for being the one who would know.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for old news.

[Nikita]

Banned for promoting CNN.

[reiven]

^ banned for lousy terri gross impersonation

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking I know who that is.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not getting me a cinnamon dolche latte

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for not ordering the skinny cinnamon dolce latte. It's like 120 calories less and just as good.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for forgetting i'm eating for three and need the calories