Banned

[plotthickens]

*backing up Big C GrnEyz BAN*

*finger-cross thingie*

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not offering anything new

[Nikita]

Banned for trying to sell her line of sword dildos on INTJf.

[GrnEyz]

Banned for forgetting to mention the attachments.

[Synapse]

Banned for inappropriate breakfast-time conversation.

[hutbug]

Banned for excess static in the mid-morning.

[Fyrnae]

bear ban for having a rather 'F' avatar for a 'T'

[plotthickens]

F banned for external headache

[Fyrnae]

Plot banned for not recognising a tuletary goddess. They don't hurt.

[plotthickens]

Self-ban for internal headache. Dude, the sun is ENTIRELY too loud. (synesthetic here)

[hutbug]

fyrn banned for not recognizing the 'warm fuzzies'.
←
(I'm not ashamed to admit I need them!)

plot banned to the shadows.

← self banned to a short walk in the sun.

[reiven]

^ banned for sunny walks when it's about to storm here again

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for keeping me under your umberella-ella-ella.

[reiven]

banned for singing in the rain
*you know the picture, do i still need to post it?*

[plotthickens]

Banned for dreaming up new rain

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for reign of terror

[plotthickens]

Banned for terroreigning

[reiven]

banned for word inventification

[plotthickens]

Banned for concatenation

[Minerva]

Hello good to see you, Reiven.

BANNED!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for generic ban

[GrnEyz]

stating the obvious... banned.

[Minerva]

Banned for being Captain Obvious.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for bringing marvel comics into this

[GrnEyz]

^^Cat scratch fever... banned.

^Hulk fetish... banned.

---------- Post added 05-20-2010 at 06:20 PM ----------

<--------- banned to sonny's marina for cold beer and hot live tunes.

L8r

[reiven]

banned because heff said you stole one of his jackets

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being the only man wearing a string bikini at the mansion

[Minerva]

Banned for being the bunny that always distracts reiven!

[Dan]

Banned for having 9 lives (in your AV)

[reiven]

banned for that poor young lady with the broken wrist and orange cast.

[Minerva]

Dan banned for not knowing that the Queen of cats also has 9 lives.

Reiven banned for wanting to comfort the poor young lady... :sneaky:

[reiven]

banned fer cheatin'
*pulls gun*
i knowed there weren't no queen of cats.

[Minerva]

reiven banned for trying to shoot me so he could nurse me back to health and comfort me.

[reiven]

minerva banned for doubting my hands

[Minerva]

reiven banned for thinking that he could save someone with those hands. You should work out!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not knowing reiven did

[reiven]

minerva banned for book vs cover and so forth.

[Minerva]

reiven banned for throwing the book at me.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for forgetting the cheese.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for sniffing glue at work

[reiven]

banned for gluing the stapler to your teacher's desk when you were in the 7th grade

[MassHysteria]

^banned for stealing my red stapler. Now I'm going to burn down the building.

[reiven]

banned for still looking at me that way
every time i check your av, you're doing it.

[Minerva]

Banned for sharing with us what you did in 7th grade.

[plotthickens]

Banned for being spotty

[Dan]

Banned for being stripey

[reiven]

banned for reaching too many 7th graders

[EmmaKynikos]

dan banned because that's the best you have?

[Dan]

Banned because I was sniped, quick edit and I scuppered my brilliance

[plotthickens]

glo stik ban!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not seeing the light

[Dan]

Banned for screaming 'Pinky, Orange....SPREAD EM!'

[plotthickens]

Tramp stamp ban

[EmmaKynikos]

dan banned for not hearing the whimper when i put my sword up her backside

[plotthickens]

EK banned for skipping me. Nyahhh.

[Dan]

plot banned for wanting a whisper too

[MassHysteria]

Dan banned for whispering just right.

[plotthickens]

Dan banned for bein the man.

[Minerva]

Banned for putting Dan and man in the same sentence.

[EmmaKynikos]

plot banned for dan worship

[reiven]

all banned for dan worship

[MassHysteria]

You shall not pass! *bans*

[Minerva]

Reiven banned because no human should be worshiped!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for thinking she has the last ban

[Synapse]

Banned for failing to understand her intentions.

[Minerva]

Banned for having questionable intentions.

[Synapse]

Banned for incorrect, highly-subjective folly.

[Minerva]

Banned for trying to correct me tactlessly.

[Synapse]

Banned for excessive sensitivity.

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking that you could produce enough stimuli to make me sensitive.

[Synapse]

Banned for cyber-innuendo. :pimp:

[Minerva]

Banned for not knowing that I was banned for that before. ;)

*Banned for too much innuendo*

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being there.
You're all banned cause I'm bored.

[plotthickens]

Ginger ban.

[Fyrnae]

Skittles ban

[Cooper]

^ship ban

[reiven]

^ blue ban

[Cooper]

^silly hat ban

[EmmaKynikos]

pot calling the kettle black ban

[Fyrnae]

Open weaponry ban

[reiven]

spiky hair ban

[Fyrnae]

no hair ban

[Cooper]

^antler ban

[Fyrnae]

Top hat ban

[Cooper]

^walking in the woods with antlers and no bright orange vest ban

[Fyrnae]

Banned for spreading rumours

[Cooper]

^banned for being rumored to ban in the rumors thread

[reiven]

banned for serious thread convolution

[Fyrnae]

Banned for thread evolution

[Cooper]

^ banned for GP on account I have nothing right now

[Fyrnae]

^Banned as a pre-emptive strike

[Cooper]

^off to bed with you wench! Banned to bed!!

[reiven]

banned as my last official act tonight.

[Winklepicker]

banned for making that act your last official one of the night.

[Cooper]

^banned for the hell of it

[Winklepicker]

banned for not coming up with a good banning-reason

[reiven]

banned for making that act your last official one of the night.

sneaky-surprise return to ban winklepicker, just so i could type the name :)

[Cooper]

^banned for plotting another flood

[Winklepicker]

banned for making an unofficial last act of the night :P

[AnnoyingPony]

Winklepicker is banned for spilling salt, which will doom the human race to 2,000 years of bad luck until the end of our species.

[Winklepicker]

banned for avatar misidentification!

[AnnoyingPony]

Winklepicker is banned for not stating the name of the offender in his post.

[Winklepicker]

AnnoyingPony is banned for living up to his/her name.

[AnnoyingPony]

Winklepecker is banned for not living up to his.

[Winklepicker]

AnnoyingPony is banned for gender misidentification.

[AnnoyingPony]

Winklepecker is banned for being politically correct.

[Winklepicker]

AnnoyingPony is banned for banning political correctness.

[AnnoyingPony]

Winklepecker is banned for being Lawful Neutral.

[Winklepicker]

AnnoyingPony is banned for making me not sure what to say next.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for indecisiveness

[Nikita]

MassHysteria is banned for being anti Pness.

[reiven]

banned for *counts on fingers* fourth reference to my blog.

---------- Post added 05-22-2010 at 05:32 AM ----------

and banned also because i imagine your avatar with the forearm a bit removed,
every freaking time i see it =/

[GrnEyz]

^banned for mental exposure.

[Minerva]

Banned for not calling this morning to finalize the details of the hotspring Iceland trip. :(

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failure to provide a working telephone number.

[Ben1220]

Banned for not inviting meeeeee!

[Minerva]

Grn banned for not checking his emial for number.

Ben banned for begging for an invitation.

[Ben1220]

Banned for putting words in my mouth

[Minerva]

Banned for not knowing where his next meal is coming from.

[GrnEyz]

Exceeding the minion limit... banned.

[Minerva]

Jealous of how many minions I have?

BANNED!

[GrnEyz]

Refusing to share the wealth... banned..!

[Minerva]

Banned for being too cheap when he takes a woman out.

[GrnEyz]

Failing to realize the best things in life are free...


BANNED...!

[Minerva]

Banned for not walking the talk.

*Got to go soon*

[Ben1220]

Banned for eating like a pig and spilling all over the table.

[WoodsWoman]

Ben - stained glass ban.

[Synapse]

Depth of field ban.

[Minerva]

Banned for leaving the Respond With Questions Thread when things were getting interesting.

[Synapse]

Banned for not noticing posting times -- I posted in here prior to my most recent post in that thread.

[Minerva]

Banned for having no long term memory. I was talking about the last time we played... before today.

[Synapse]

Banned for thinking I care to remember foolish things like that -- my memory is quite finite.

[Cooper]

@ Minerva ...Banned for such a sad looking av

< snaked

[Minerva]

Synapse BANNED for saying that spending time exchainging words with me is foolish... *Why are you here? You are the foolish one then*

Cooper banned for being snaked, and unbanned for caring about my av's expression. :)

[Synapse]

@Minerva + Cooper: Banned for being such a monumental jerk.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned to go home and cry to Mommy. Wahh-wahh

(kidding! I still love you, Syn!)

[Minerva]

Mass: Banned for getting in my way.

Synapse: BANNED for writing that... It is Lady Spring + Cooper. Seriously, don't you read?

[Synapse]

Banned for trying to get in my way but failing.

[Minerva]

Banned for having no way of life.

[Synapse]

Banned for making me laugh -- and I shouldn't have. :evil:

[Minerva]

Banned for not knowing that laughter is GOOD for you!

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for neglecting to include horrendously inappropriate laughter, which could get you severely beaten in the wrong setting.

[Minerva]

Banned for sharing that memory with us.

[Cooper]

^banned for something...just don't know what, yet

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for preemptive banning.

[JTG1984]

^ Banned for not introducing herself to me. ;)

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for neglecting to simply read my name and say hello.

[Cooper]

^banned for the slow creep to 1500

[MassHysteria]

^Banned because I'm taking my sweet time, okay???

[JTG1984]

^ Banned for her shitty attitude.

HI THERE! ;D

[Cooper]

@ Mass ^banned for that smurk


(I know..its lame)

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being a smirk-a-holic

[Cooper]

^banned for being a perfect 12 point

[Fyrnae]

Banned to only getting 12 points for that ban

[Cooper]

^ banned for being a red tail

[Valhalla]

Banned for being a red herring.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for being too old to play with toys and too young to play with guns.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being.

[Cooper]

^ banned for not letting the dogs out to poop

[Valhalla]

Banned for not having a disclaimer with regard to the avatar in your sig.

---------- Post added 05-22-2010 at 05:49 PM ----------

^ banned for not letting the dogs out to poop

Banned for banning while I was banning.

[Cooper]

^ banned for being in Warrior heaven when you are clearly here

[Valhalla]

Banned for not bringing offerings due.

[Cooper]

^ banned for not even being Scandinavian

[Valhalla]

Banned for mistaking Valhalla for Scandinavia.

[Cooper]

^banned for a Finn

[Valhalla]

Banned for free.

[Cooper]

^banned, now pay up.

[Fyrnae]

Banned but it'll cost ya.

[Valhalla]

^banned, now pay up.



Banned for asking for a payment without having played the organ.

---------- Post added 05-22-2010 at 06:09 PM ----------

Banned but it'll cost ya.

Banned for bringing antlers instead of a monkey.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for firearm. It's not deer season.

[Cooper]

^wears bright orange, with purple stripes

[Fyrnae]

Banned for rumours on the banned thread

[Cooper]

^ banned for banning me in the rumors thread over truth in the questions thread

[Fyrnae]

Banned for I did no such thing.

[Cooper]

^ banned to bed you evil woman ! Now you scanky wench! Aaarrrr

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being a filthy sea-dog

< banned to bed

[Cooper]

^banned you sea hag....Banned I say!

[Fyrnae]

<unbanned just so I can...

Ban you for being a minging Jack Tar. Even your parrot has a wooden leg.

<banned back to bed.

[Cooper]

^ banned for calling me a stinky, unwashed sqiud. Tuck your own antlers in, wench.

[WoodsWoman]

Fyrn & Cooper banned for bans sake.

[Cooper]

^banned for sitting around sipping coffee while the fridge is halfway to Bangor

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not seeing it was running in circles like a rabbit.

[Cooper]

^banned for standing on the cord making it do that

< banned to go call sister

[hutbug]

coop and fyrn banned for already reaching the synch and roz stage in their relationship - what, did you get engaged?!?

[JTG1984]

^ hutbug is banned for having two teddy bears hugging as his/her avatar.

[hutbug]

JT double-banned for (1)thinking black blood dripping down is a good use of his J, and (2)being too lazy to check gender of individual he's banning!

[Fyrnae]

Hut banned for being slow on the uptake. Should we have posted the banns?

[Cooper]

^banned for being up already

[Nikita]

Cooper is banned for not banning Fyrnae for misspelling "bans".

[JTG1984]

18k posts?

BANNED!

[Nikita]

Banned for not rounding up!

[reiven]

postwhore ban

[GenessorDios]

How dare you sir! Postal workers do a valuable job for the community. Banned!

[reiven]

banned for making mail carriers (or female carriers, for that matter) the issue, when it is clearly nikki's lust for dominance that needs the attention here.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because you wish you had as much p-ness as her.

[reiven]

banned because i...uhm, because there is a ....erm....

ok, maybe i am intrigued by someone else's pness :embarrassed:

[GenessorDios]

Banned for intpintpintpintpintpintp.

Are you thinking of beer?

[reiven]

banned for subliminal Clydesdale's in your last post.

[Fyrnae]

Banned cause a half of real ale would go down ever so nicely right now

[GenessorDios]

Ye olde banne for thee, for pilfering this fine ale from the barkeep!

[reiven]

banned for red snake taped to your chest.

[GenessorDios]

Ophidiophobic ban!

[reiven]

banned because i'm the one with a pet snake.

[GenessorDios]

Ophidiophilic ban!

[Fyrnae]

Thou art banned! I raise my pint glass to your banishment from the realm!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for wasting three hours standing in front of a deer to get that avatar shot just right.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for thieving the Bender suit. Banned again for not recognising the Lady of the Ways. I have many ways to ban you.

[GenessorDios]

How do I ban thee? Let me count the ways.

*bzztbzzzztbzztbzzzt*

4,076. That'll be $5 please.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for expecting me to pay for a service I didn't request.

[Valhalla]

Banned for being a penny pincher.

[Fyrnae]

Banned because they don't suffer

[reiven]

banned for tying a sugar cookie around your neck.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for tying a strand of gold-painted macaroni around yours

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for convenience.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for revealing a convenient truth.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for being an inconvenient obstacle.

[WoodsWoman]

banned for incentives

[MassHysteria]

^banned for benefits and flexible hours

[WoodsWoman]

<<<Banned to bed

[MassHysteria]

<<<banned to la-la-land.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for polarizing opinions on the issue of climate change.

One side thinks your smoldering personality will eventually light the planet on fire.

One side thinks your cool demeanor will more than negate the effect of UV rays.

The debate rages on.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for peering into my soul and thinking it`s MY fire that`s the problem.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not cleaning up in there before I had a peek.

[reiven]

banned for peeking into someones mind.
people shouldn't do that kind of thing :p

[Fyrnae]

Banned for wanting to have this ability yourself

[reiven]

banned for not remembering all those times you came home to find me in your head :p

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not recognising my amazing power of telekenisis -- my words have the power to move you.....

[GenessorDios]

Banned for killing a yak with mind bullets.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for your lack of wonder, boy

[GenessorDios]

I did not mean
To ban your mind
But that shit happens to me
All the time.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for poisoning my wine, but then again I poisoned yours as well.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not knowing I switched our glasses before you poisoned mine, then switched them back so you get double poison.

[plotthickens]

Ancient philosopher death-copy ban.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for having a screen name that reminds me of hot chickens

[Valhalla]

Banned because I want to.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned being uncreative

[Valhalla]

Banned for not distinguishing between creativity and megalomany.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for still not coming up with a good ban

[Valhalla]

Banned for not realizing the bannee is not the one who decides what a good ban is.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for cuddly toy rabbit overprotectiveness

[hutbug]

Banned for sharp points everywhere.

[Valhalla]

Banned for........can't finish the sentence, this avatar makes me nauseous.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for showing the world that you favorite sex toy is a koala

[Valhalla]

Banned for enraging the killer bunny.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for naming rabbit daddy

[Valhalla]

Banned for having auditioned for a video game.

[MassHysteria]

^banned for buying a silencer for your revolver. Is that even possible?

[Valhalla]

Useless. Like artificial sweeteners. Banned for having tea with artificial sweetener.

[Dan]

Banned for recoil to the face, loosing teeth with that gauge

[Valhalla]

Banned for being bummed.