Banned

[Dan]

Banned for piercing the ends behind my back

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for piercing left butt cheek

[Dan]

Banned for hanging me on the wall with it

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not letting me put spike through nose.

[Dan]

Banned for ignoring my plea

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not assuming the correct position for plea acceptance

[Dan]

Banned for banging my over the head and manhandling me into acceptance position

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not liking acceptance position

[Dan]

Banned for slapping me around the face with a black mamba

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for laughing while i did

[Dan]

Banned for lining it with sandpaper when I wasn't looking

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for letting me distract you with 1950's porn

[Dan]

Banned for raiding your mothers bottom draw

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for thinking my baby pictures are porn

[Dan]

Banned for sucking fingers provocatively in the pics

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not recognizing the goo i'm licking up

[Dan]

Banned for rubbing that photo on yourself and not sharing it

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for wanting my father's goo

[Dan]

Banned for trying to feed it me disguised in a baby bottle

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not letting me spit it into your mouth

[Dan]

Banned for not letting me wee in yours

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not letting me use your left nut as an earring

[Dan]

Banned for discovering steel will give you droopy lobes

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for giving me magnets

[Dan]

Banned for eating brillo pads, then using the magnets to clean your insides out fish tank style.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for eating my internal waste with your hands. can you get a spoon, please?

[Dan]

Banned for only having steel spoons! don't make me fetch it back

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not caring for my internal organs. they have feelings, too.

[Dan]

Banned because they felt ok to me...

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for leaving latex glove in my lower intestine

[Dan]

Banned for having way to much fun with that rectal camera

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for exploring my other orifices with same camera

[Dan]

Banned for broadcasting the footage and attracting the neighbours

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not liking to do things in groups

[Dan]

Banned because that woman is eating your cat poop, she's not even bothering to flick the litter off it

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for thinking that was a woman when it was really a man. i saw what you did and i'm posting on the rumors thread

[Dan]

Banned for being a snitch *lassoos EK and ties her to a chair*, you're not going anywhere for a while now!

[MassHysteria]

BOTH OF YOU BANNED FOR TAKING OVER THE BANNED THREAD!!!

Go on, then, give someone else a chance!

[Dan]

<< Banned to watch the fluffy bunnies and rainbows appear in the thread for 10 minutes

[EmmaKynikos]

fluffy bunny and rainbow ban is over.

banned for using licorice to tie me up. you know i hate easy escapes.

[Dan]

Banned for not yet finding razor wire hidden beneath liq, carry on it'll be fun

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for making me bleed on my new kilt

[Dan]

Banned for letting me tug on the string

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for pulling the plug

[GrnEyz]

^^Banned for bowing before the kilt goddess.

^Banned for using light day plugs.

[Dan]

Banned for mistaking bowing and feeding position

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for feeding on leftovers

[Dan]

Banned for stealing the tasty clot out of my hand

[EmmaKynikos]

banned because i was going to make a lovely spaghetti sauce out of that

[Dan]

Banned for trying to pass off finely sliced childrens skin as spaghetti

[GrnEyz]

Banned for going over the top, down the other side, then over the edge.

[EmmaKynikos]

dan banned for not remembering that he gave me his mother's recipe for spaghetti ala children

[GenessorDios]

Banned for coming round the mountain.

[GrnEyz]

Banned for coming in a tin can.

[Dan]

Banned for impregnating the mountain

Ek banned for not remembering eating the portion of my brain that contained that memory

[GrnEyz]

Banned for confusing round the mountain with in the mountain.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not know how to spell "within"

[Dan]

Banned for cracking whip in a rage

[GenessorDios]

Banned for your raw, animal attraction to GrnEyz affecting your ability to read.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not being able to bend over so that i may teach a lesson

[Dan]

Emma banned for attaching titanium spiked ball to whip end to give GD some cellulite

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for making me go to the whip when you know i prefer the cane

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to notice she prefers the sword or cane.

[Dan]

Ek, Banned for rubbing the cane under grneyz nose after where it went last night


GrnEyz banned for taking a euphoric sniff

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not remembering you licked cane clean this morning

[Dan]

Banned for upgrading to bamboo

[GrnEyz]

You're both banned for being sick puppies... jeesh...

welcome to the club..!

[Cooper]

^banned for not suggesting acrylic canes....more sting

[Nikita]

Banned for bringing the art of quartering into sex play.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for condemning medieval sexual practices.

[Nikita]

Banned for enjoying the judas cradle a little too much.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for offering me twenty five pieces of silver to ride when it is clearly worth thirty.

[Nikita]

Banned for riding my horses upside down...the saddle is the place for your butt!

[reiven]

banned for thinking a riding crop is an accessory for any ensemble

[GenessorDios]

Banned for overaccessorizing.

[reiven]

banned for all manner of accessories stored in you belly-box

[NYK]

banned for starting a new thread page with your last ban so as that i cannot scroll easily to see if I am interrupting a a ban duel.

[reiven]

banned for being in witness protection program
(welcome back NYK)

[NYK]

banned for noticing I was gone.
(good to be back)

[Weber]

banned for disliking attention

[GenessorDios]

Banned for thinking a roll of duct tape can stop poisonous gases from entering your mask.

[Ben1220]

Banned for releasing poisonous gasses just to win an argument.

[GrnEyz]

^^Banned for thinking a roll of duct tape can keep your ass plate in place.

^Banned for inhaling the aroma.

[NYK]

banned for stopping to smell the... wait those aren't roses.

[reiven]

banned for amazing nasal abilities, having only a skull.

[NYK]

banned for being banned so many times about your avatar that there are no original bans left.

[reiven]

banned for treating my immunity like it's a bad thing.

[NYK]

banned being awake at this hour of the morning.

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to bring breakfast.

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[NYK]

banned for the excessive existentialism of the situation.

[Ben1220]

Banned for blaming others on the existentialism of the situation.

It's no ones fault, it can't be helped :P

[Nikita]

Banned for cleaning out his ears with an iron poker.

[reiven]

banned for the over-the-shoulder, pffft-whatever look in your avatar

[Nikita]

Banned for the Gollum-goes-golfing-in-Florida theme of his avatar.

[Fyrnae]

^^Banned for misguided fashion statement.

^Banned for snaking me

[Nikita]

Banned for impersonating Medusa.

[reiven]

banned for impersonating a New Orleans pirate pole dancer.

[Nikita]

Banned for having the memories allowing him to compare me to any kind of pole dancer.

[reiven]

banned for reminding me how nasty houston texas was

[Nikita]

Banned for admitting the truth of my ban.

[reiven]

banned for probing

[Nikita]

Banned for selling humans to aliens for probing.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for what the hell else are you supposed to do with them?

[Wry Satyr]

^banned for inviting aliens to probe us and being jeaous when aliens wouldn't allow you to join them in said probing.

[Nikita]

Banned for wishing he was an anal probe.

[reiven]

banned for that longing glace toward the cold, hard steel barrel

[Nikita]

Banned for having traces of funpowder on his hands. ;D

[GenessorDios]

Banned for crack euphemism.

[Nikita]

Banned for stuffing crack in his crack in his capacity as a mule.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for asking for bribes not to tell the DEA.

[Nikita]

Banned for not realizing I'm an undercover agent for the DEA.

[Reganon]

Banned for skipping school to spy on GenessorDios

[Nikita]

Banned for discouraging espionage.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for joining the espionage industry solely because you like to say the word espionage.

[Nikita]

Banned for knowing what I like...wordwise. :evil: I do so love the "age"s.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for banning me when I was right.

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking arrogance gets him anywhere.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for lesson in humility.

[Nikita]

Banned for avi having eyes like boobs.

[Reganon]

Banned for having one that's constantly looking up the skirts of the one above

[Nikita]

Banned for walking around with her pinky at her mouth and laughing maniacally.

[Reganon]

Banned for not naming her evil cat "Chairman Meow"

[GenessorDios]

Nikita, you're banned for an outlandish hairstyle that really only came about accidentally when you fell asleep in the dryer.

[Nikita]

Reganon and GD are banned for conspiring to take over INTJf in a coup to oust stasis, Jezebel, and the 3rd admin Synamon.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not knowing my plan to throw a shiny coin in the corner to distract all INTJf'ers before using sleight of hand to palm INTJf and calmly walk away.

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking the shiny coin will distract anybody but the posers.

[Weber]

Banned for underestimating the poverty of INTJf residents

[Nikita]

Banned for letting greed override rationality.

[Weber]

Banned because greed is rational when you're starving

[Nikita]

Banned for not returning to animal survival instinct.

[Weber]

Banned for suggesting I eat you

[reiven]

Nikki is banned for considering her pansy attitude animal instinct

[Nikita]

reiven and weber are banned for not duking it out like mindless alpha males.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for neglecting us gamma males.

[Nikita]

Banned for embracing mediocrity.

[Weber]

Banned for obviously wanting all the males in this thread to fight over you

[GenessorDios]

Banned for a comment that could be made about any female.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not being a female.

[Nikita]

Banned for wanting to be a female.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for wanting a female.

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking I want anyone here. :evil:

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not admitting that she wants anyone at all.

[Nikita]

Banned for thinking he knows me better than I do.

[reiven]

Nikki banned for 18,000 posts while casting such a thin shadow

[Nikita]

Banned for just now noticing the post count. ;D

[Minerva]

Banned for having such a small post count!

[Nikita]

Banned for living in the land of opposites.

[Minerva]

Banned for not recognizing sarcasm.

[Nikita]

Banned for her own reason.

[Minerva]

Banned for not finding reasons of your own!

[Wry Satyr]

banned for lacking reason.

[Minerva]

Banned for no reason.

[Nikita]

Banned for not reasoning.

(and my battery's just about dead, so I'm gonna jet - night, all!)

[Minerva]

Banned for being a Jetson.

Good night!

[Wry Satyr]

banned for being in a timezone where it's night when it's day here.

[Minerva]

Banned for the same reason.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for losing her owl.

[Minerva]

Banned for not knowing that all owls are under my command and so they can never get lost. They come when I call and will perch on any gargoyles that I command them to. So you better watch out!

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not knowing that I hold dominion over cathedrals and forests everywhere.

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking that his statement means anything to a goddess!

[Wry Satyr]

banned for begetting demi-gods who are also half gargoyle but refusing to acknowledge their heritage.

[reiven]

gene simmons ban

[cannotseethe]

i never, banned with a kiss.

[Weber]

Banned for being a kid in satan's service

[cannotseethe]

banned for organizing the Satan Youth.

[Weber]

Banned for objectivism with rituals

[cannotseethe]

banned for ritualized objectification of chickens.

[Weber]

banned for cowardly ritualization of objects

[cannotseethe]

banned for treating objects like women.

[plotthickens]

Monty Python ban

[cannotseethe]

banned for eating cans.

[Dan]

Banned for eating garden worms

[cannotseethe]

dan the man is banned.

[Dan]

Cherry stalk ban

[cannotseethe]

banned for stalking.

[Minerva]

Banned for being as thin as a stalk.

[cannotseethe]

banned for eating corn stalks.

[Minerva]

Banned for pushing corn stalks up your nose!

[cannotseethe]

banned for smoking a corncob pipe.

[Dan]

Banned for looking for corn in your stools

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not handing a girl a proper fag

[cannotseethe]

banned for...did you just say fag?

[reiven]

elton john ban

glowing ember ban

[Minerva]

Banned for being an Elton John fan.

[cannotseethe]

banned for being a Barry Manilow fan.

[Minerva]

Banned for having poor taste in music!

[NYK]

banned for not giving the girl a proper fag (would you like me to light that for you?)

[Minerva]

Banned for lighting other men's cigarettes.

[cannotseethe]

^^banned for ennui induction.
^ banned for homoerotic ideation.

[Minerva]

Banned for reading homoerotica.

[cannotseethe]

banned for writing homoerotica.

[Minerva]

Banned for being my biggest fan.

[cannotseethe]

banned for selling her work to minors.

[Minerva]

Banned for being over 30 and not hitting puberty yet!

[cannotseethe]

banned for ageism.

[Minerva]

Banned for aging societies.

[EmmaKynikos]

everyone banned because i still don't have a smoke

[cannotseethe]

banned for talking to herself.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not appreciating interior monologue

[cannotseethe]

banned for calling the conversation of multiple personalities a "monologue."

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for promoting child pornography

[Minerva]

Banned for purchasing child pornography!

[cannotseethe]

banned for promoting child pornographers.

[Minerva]

Banned for emulating Emma.

[cannotseethe]

banned for immolating Emma.

[Minerva]

Banned for not appreciating heathen rituals.

[cannotseethe]

banned for referring to heathen rituals as "going to church."

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for starting fires

[Minerva]

Banned for burning down your city's main church.

[cannotseethe]

banned for laughing and clapping as it burned.

[MassHysteria]

Banned for being a heart breaker.

[cannotseethe]

banned for being a dream maker.

[plotthickens]

John Pinette Ban!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for name dropping

[cannotseethe]

banned for drop kicking.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not punting

[Dan]

Banned for repeated genital kicks

[EmmaKynikos]

dan banned from running down the street wearing nothing but whipped cream and screaming "emma, emma, where art thou, emma?"

[GenessorDios]

Banned for naming yourself after Dan's lost dog just to screw with his head.

[cannotseethe]

^^ banned for choosing that, of all things, as her fantasy.
^ banned for using "dog" and "screw" in the same sentence.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for staring at the topless women at the beach.

[Dan]

Emma banned for not seeing the bottle 1/2 inserted in my rectum with elastic band on the nozzle....was gonna suprise you!

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GD banned for taking one in his royhpnol fumigated centre compartment

---------- Post added 04-23-2010 at 12:41 AM ----------

cst, banned for not seeing that these are valuable words in an evening of the banned thread

[GenessorDios]

Banned for testing the efficiency of INTJf's multipost filter.

[Dan]

Banned for not letting me finish :p

[GenessorDios]

Banned for vague sexual reference.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for vague sexual preference

[GenessorDios]

Banned for vogue sexual performance.

[plotthickens]

John Stewart ban!

[GenessorDios]

Best fucking ban team on the planet ban!

[WoodsWoman]

Banned - just because.

[Nikita]

Banned for eating cotton balls and complaining of dry mouth.

[Fyrnae]

Pirate ban. YARRRR!

[Nikita]

Banned for pasting puzzle pieces to herself in an effort to appear more complicated.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for never managing to figure out which pieces went to the corners.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for pinching those pieces in an effort to drive Nikita bugnuts.

[Nikita]

Banned for not shooting GD for touching my pieces.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because you're the one with the gun. What, are you too chicken to do it yourself? Come on, I dare ya!

[Nikita]

Banned for being suicidal.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not noticing the giant bullet-only magnet right behind you.

[Nikita]

Banned for being just like everyone else and focusing on my gun...what would Freud say?!

[GenessorDios]

Sometimes a gun is just a gun?

Ja, das ist ein Osterreich neurologist ban!

[reiven]

emu jerky ban

[Nikita]

Banned for jerking off emus.

[reiven]

banned for limiting self expression wrt domesticated animals

[Dan]

Banned for pretending to go huntin

[reiven]

ban is danned for spawning a complete concordance of sexually deviant psychology

[Dan]

Banned for wishing your mind could travel to these depths

[GenessorDios]

Banned for wishing reiven would plumb your depth.

[Dan]

Banned for exposing my true motive

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not buying SPF 50 lotion. It's better to get one with a higher secret protection factor to ensure less secrets can escape from your skin.