Banned

[hutbug]

EK banned for sore right arm.
Dan banned for hot air.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not ducking

[Dan]

HB, Banned for being char grilled by my dragon

[hutbug]

EK banned for good pun!! *at least I don't think I'm a duck...*

[Dan]

Banned for having an identity crisis

[hutbug]

<<banned to dinner (no, I'm not the dinner)

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for explaining absence

[Dan]

Banned for having an electric fence around cave entrance *hiding hands in pockets*

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for electrocution fear

[Dan]

Banned because I wet my pants, I bet that was in your plan

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not wearing depends

[Dan]

Banned because I prefer the ones with string

[GrnEyz]

Banned for ignoring the ones with wings.

[Dan]

Banned for getting the caretaker to swipe you the used box from the ladies for a sniff fest

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for personal hygiene

[ArtistTyrant]

banned for gerontophilia

[WoodsWoman]

Banned because that's what must be done.

[Dan]

Banned for creating a scene

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for sadness

[Dan]

Banned for projecting emotions to unsuspecting once happy victims.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not suspecting

[WoodsWoman]

Dan - Banned for being suggestible.

EK - banned for planting red herrings.

[Dan]

WW banned for biting the heads off of live herrings

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to realize the heads are the best part.

[Dan]

Banned for being able to get his manhood in a herrings mouth

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to recognize 130lb herring species.

[Dan]

Banned because they are the red ones.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not taking the blue one

[GrnEyz]

Discrimination... Banned..!

[Dan]

EK, Banned for not recognising I'm the one

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for meglomania

[Dan]

Grn banned for crying wolf

[GrnEyz]

Banned for being the one with none.

[Dan]

Banned for thinking man boobs are desirable

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for materialism

[Dan]

Banned for having sweat stains on your cape

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for making me work hard

[Dan]

Banned for being easily led

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for leaving a trail

[GrnEyz]

Banned for sweating on the equipment.

[Dan]

EK, Banned for leaving me to clean up all this mess!

Grn banned for sweaty crotch patch

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not calling housekeeping

[WoodsWoman]

Dan - Banned for bringing it on yourself.

EK - banned for giving housekeeping the week off.

[Dan]

WW, Banned for thinking that's a bad thing.

Ek, banned for leaving me spent.

Night folks.

[GrnEyz]

Banned for intense thought processes warping the fabric.

[hutbug]

Banned for no intense thought processes at all.

[GrnEyz]

Banned for migrating bird imitation.

[hutbug]

Banned for imitating a good skiier.

[GrnEyz]

<--banned to bed... L8r

[GenessorDios]

Banned for indecipherable gibberish.

[hutbug]

Banned for excessive syllabidge

[ArtistTyrant]

banned for silly fridge To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. and by silly, i mean awesome

[GenessorDios]

Banned for pixellation.

[Cooper]

^banned for not being here has much....

[ArtistTyrant]

banned for unnecessary h

[Paradigm]

Banned for no capitalisation of the word 'Banned'.

[GenessorDios]

Grammar Gestapo ban!

[GrnEyz]

Banned for robotic verbal assault.

[Minerva]

Banned for mountain side assault!

[GrnEyz]

Banned for going topless in the morning... wait... what am I saying..?

[Minerva]

Banned for having such a short attention span!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for sandpapering your shoulder blade to get that sheen.

[Minerva]

Banned for having such a far reaching, intergalactic, but rusty tin can imagination.

[Calica]

^banned for not knowing robots can upgrade their system.

<---- needs to study. BANNED!

[Minerva]

I hereby ban you to your books!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for mothering.

[Minerva]

Banned for not having a mass producing, robot making company for its mother!

[Synapse]

Banned for being odd and accumulating incredible amount of posts in such a short time period.

[GenessorDios]

Minerva's banned for not knowing I'm one of a kind, baby!

[Synapse]

Banned for solipsism.

[Minerva]

Banned for calling me odd

Pffffffft! This from an INTJ?

[Synapse]

Banned for not realizing that I'm coyly flirting with you with my iNtuition allowing me to speak in metaphors. You couldn't possibly understand. :3

[GenessorDios]

Banned for revealing your sinister intentions too early.

[Minerva]

Synapse: Banned for thinking that only iNs can use metaphors and assuming that I could not understand his metaphors or his iN. You are also banned for being sinister and having flawed logic!

Dios: For the first time I will not ban you because for the first time you are a knight in shining armor, even though you are an obsolete piece of robotic junk!

[plotthickens]

John Pinnet ban.

[GenessorDios]

Minerva, you're banned for misdiagnosis of my character.

[Minerva]

Banned for not spending too much time in space? Or is it for being spacey?

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not knowing my penchant for riding the waves of the space-time continuum.

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking he has a T.A.R.D.I.S.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for Whofandom.

[Minerva]

Banned for having a crush on Dr. Who as an adolescent.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for distracting me from getting a cup of coffee.
*grin*

[Minerva]

Banned for not getting coffee earlier.

Always get all you need before playing that way you can stay as long as you like.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for making WW contemplate buying a USB powered coffee machine so she doesn't have to get up for days. (In case you're wondering, she also keeps an empty bottle with her)

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking everyone thinks like him.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not knowing it was only on the other end of the room.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for being that addicted to coffee.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not knowing it is decaf.

[Minerva]

Banned for replacing real coffee with decaf!

[WoodsWoman]

^Banned - go write that paper!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for wanting her to succeed at school.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for infatuation with failure.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for constantly saying 'Fail' to people who make even the slightest mistakes.

[Fyrnae]

^banned for AI

[hutbug]

Banned for NI. :cheesy:

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for singing a happy song

[reiven]

banned for cutting the tips off cyclones

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not recognizing anger management techniques

[reiven]

banned for all the orphaned li'l twisters

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not adopting orphans

[reiven]

banned for getting all charles dikensy

[Dan]

Banned for trading the prettiest orphans on the black market

[reiven]

banned for secret stash of willing orphans

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for finding stash

[Dan]

Banned for thinking they're willing...it'd be no fun that way.

EDIT: EK Banned for taking the ones who start to like it ;)

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for stealing them back

[Dan]

Banned for not washing them properly....man they stink of damp cave.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not appreciating natural scents

[Dan]

Banned for having a bit too much scent to class as natural :p

[Minerva]

Banned for having no class!

[Dan]

Banned for treating every thread like 'The last word thread'

[Minerva]

Banned for killing this thread!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not resurrecting thread

[Minerva]

Banned for losing your buzz. :p

[Dan]

Banned for stealing everyones buzz

[reiven]

banned for being a round peg in a starshaped world

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for insisting on conformity

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for having been one of those orphans.

[Minerva]

BOTH WW and Emma: Banned for being sexy!

BANNED!

[Dan]

EK, Banned for mentioning the C word

[Minerva]

Banned for not defining what word he is referring to...

And coming from you Dan, please don't!

[Dan]

Decomposed body Ban for getting all smarty arsed and thinking this thread is real life....the C word was conformity (care to read the thread?)

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking that I didn't know that Emma used the word conformity.

Banned again for being in a bad mood!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not appreciating dan's wit

[reiven]

DAN!
no have no right getting hostile to someone on this thread...

sorry, i thought it was funny

you're banned

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking himself funny!

[Dan]

Reiven, I have every right to Ban you though don't I!

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking he has rights!

[Dan]

Banned for being righteous

[GenessorDios]

Banned for being rightist.

[reiven]

you are all banned because i have the power.

shh
zippit
nah!
eh!

banned

[Dan]

Banned for having a faulty wand

[GrnEyz]

Banned for not having a wand.

[GenessorDios]

@Dan: Banned for a name with a really low Scrabble score.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned because I feel like it .

[Dan]

Grn,Banned for groping me to check

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GD, banned for that mean stare, it's making me nervous.

WW Banned for flinging the F word around

[GrnEyz]

Banned for dressing like a call girl.

[WoodsWoman]

Dan banned for skipping.

Grn banned for wearing dresses.

[Dan]

Grn, Banned for walking in with 2 legs and walking out on 3

[Minerva]

Banned for not being chivalrous to women.

[Dan]

Banned for giving a damn

[GenessorDios]

Banned for abusing chivalrous men to get free stuff. So essentially, banned for being female.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for cursing

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to remove sword from sheath.

[Dan]

Banned for no reasoning what so ever

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to wait for said reasoning.

[WoodsWoman]

That must be me...
Dan damn banned. So there.

Grn banned for getting in the way... grrr!

[Dan]

Banned for dibbsying a sun lounger with your towel the night before.

[WoodsWoman]

Dan banned for senselessness.

[Minerva]

Dan: Banned for sunburn!

[Dan]

Banned for getting sand in your bum crack

[WoodsWoman]

Min minute banned.

Dan banned for throwing sand around.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for inability to avoid bannage.

[Dan]

WW banned for stuffing wet sand in my shorts, it's kinda nice

[Minerva]

Banned for being jealous of not being at the beach!

[Dan]

Banned for constructing huge sand genitals on the beach

[Minerva]

Banned for being jealous of those sculptures because his is... well you figure out the rest.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for making love to sand genitals

[Dan]

Banned for gyrating on sand penis, forcing the lifeguards to escort you off the beach

EK banned for planting idea seeds

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not having a fixed shape.

[Dan]

GD Banned for being too rigid in your ways

[reiven]

dan banned for criticising another mans rigidness

[EmmaKynikos]

dan banned for not being rigid enough

[Dan]

Reiven banned for being known as King Gape in certain circles

Ek banned for squeezing it too hard

[GrnEyz]

Banned for spewing his seeds on the beach.

[GenessorDios]

All of you are banned for overloading my innuendo input circuitry.

Except for GrnEyez, cause that wasn't very subtle.

[Dan]

Banned for having obsolete parts, upgrade time

[Minerva]

All of you banned for having polluted and foul minds!

[Dan]

Banned for not returning the beads

[GrnEyz]

Banned for giving the beads, receiving the payment, and then trying to get the beads back.

[Minerva]

Banned for poor fiscal year!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not planning properly

[Minerva]

Banned for not having a plan!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not knowing i always have a plan

[Minerva]

Banned for weak comeback!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for hypocracy

[Dan]

EK, banned for wearing away all the stalagmites in her cave

[Minerva]

Banned for helping her.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for jealousy

[Minerva]

Banned for making me laugh!
THANKS!

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to realize there's plenty to go around.

(sharing is caring)

[Minerva]

Banned for falling for women out of his league!

[GrnEyz]

Banned for failing to define said league.

[Minerva]

Banned for not being able to read.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for making fun of the blind. Do you have any idea how hard it is to browse the forum in Braille? Quit being such a meanie!

[hutbug]

Gen, I generously genuinely BAN YOU

[GenessorDios]

Why thank you kindly, ma'am. In return would you do this bum the honor of accepting this humble bouquet of bans from this humble banning class worker?

[hutbug]

Why that's just the bestest ever bandy ban I've ever had, ban you very much! :)

[GenessorDios]

Banned for revolting against the government, inciting riots and causing general mayhem. In short, banned for being a

…wait for it…

banarchist!

[Nikita]

GD is banned for not anticipating the need for WD-40.

[ArtistTyrant]

banned for sour anticipation, add some relish and you can say "hot dog"!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for flying to Korea to order genuine hot dogs.

[Nikita]

Banned for smoking melted CDs in a pipe.

[Cooper]

^banned for bad finger position on the trigger....

[Fyrnae]

Banned for triggering me....

[Ben1220]

banned for crying at the movies and annoying the couple sitting in the 4th row.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for fingerpainting while riding a unicycle and juggling knives with both hands. Now I know what people are thinking, how can he be fingerpainting when both his hands are occupied? Well that's because he's got a ripped off arm in his mouth and he's dabbing it at a canvas. Whose arm you ask? I don't know, probably Fyrnae's by the look of it.

[Cosmos]

Banned for talking to him/herself

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not knowing I'm an 'it'. Do you see any reproductive parts on me boy?

[hutbug]

Banned for not sharing the contents of his torso.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not knowing the horrors of being a pinata.

[hutbug]

Banned for the hint of violence so early in the morning.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for hypocritical pacifism. Don't think we didn't see that earthworm colony you butchered just yesterday!

[Seriously]

Banned for using to many words to ban people.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for artificial word count restriction.

[Seriously]

banned for artificial intelligence

[Minerva]

Banned for not appreciating AI!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for defending something you don't understand. Unless you mean the movie, in which case banned for defending AI.

[Minerva]

Banned for being a rusty piece of space junk!

[plotthickens]

Bill Cosby ban.

[Minerva]

Too much colour ban!

[plotthickens]

3rd rock from the sun ban.

[Minerva]

Banned for being a fan of that show!

[plotthickens]

Fat Albert ban!

[Cooper]

Green Achers ban

[Minerva]

Both of you banned for having a thing for tv show banning!

[cannotseethe]

Minerva's favorite TV station is WBAN.

[Minerva]

Banned for not appreciating tv!

[cannotseethe]

banned dramatically.

[Fyrnae]

Min Banned for spending too much time with yours

[Minerva]

CST Banned for being dramatic! Poor excuse for an INTJ!

Leaf Lady banned for watching soap operas.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for only being here to scoop up one

[Minerva]

Banned for thinking that I am after an INTJ when ENTJs and INTPs are so much more interesting!

[cannotseethe]

banned for eating the soap again.

[Fyrnae]

Banned because I don't watch soap operas and wouldn't even if I did have a tv.

[Minerva]

CST: Banned for doing laundry without detergent.

Leaf Lady banned because it's her turn!

[Fyrnae]

Me Nervous banned cause now it's hers.

[Minerva]

Banned for not sharing black cherry wine with me!

*hisssss*

[Cooper]

yeah, banned 'cuz yer next

[Fyrnae]

Banned for turning up. Welcome back to the game threads.

Minnie Mouse banned for confusing this with the 'rumours' thread.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for invoking the forsaken name of the unholy goddess of ribbons.

[Cooper]

banned for being a 'cracked pot'

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not sharing crack stash

[GenessorDios]

Banned for fixing cracks in your sword with glue. At least try superglue, girl, come on!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for sniffing super glue

[GenessorDios]

Banned for being a figment of my superglue induced hallucinations.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being a figment of someone else's imagination

[Cooper]

Banned for superglueing parts together

[GenessorDios]

Banned for dismantling me at night and selling spare parts on eBay.

[Cooper]

Banned for buying them back, so I have to keep taking you apart...

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for tinkering

[GenessorDios]

Banned for tinkling.

[Cooper]

Banned for having a dangerous sword hilt

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for carrying big stick

[Minerva]

Banned for wearing pigtails!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for self-admiration of breasts

[Minerva]

Banned for having a D cup!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not using a cup

[Minerva]

Banned for not knowing that I use bras, not cups!

[cannotseethe]

banned for drinking out of bras (?!)