Banned

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not changing your car's oil at 5000 miles.

[envirodude]

Banned for assuming I drive a car.

[CrudeHypothesis]

Banned for being ambiguous about your methods of transportation.

[Reizu]

^Banned for forgetting where he put his keys.

[Espadrille]

^banned for sitting on keys while looking for them.

[Reizu]

^Banned for tying me to the chair.

[Espadrille]

^banned for enjoying being tied.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for thinking there's something wrong with being tied.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for weird fetishes.

[Espadrille]

^Banned for fetishes so much more weird.

[gracious]

^ Banned for confusing fetishes with radishes and asking for extra in her salad.

[Reizu]

^Banned for giving Espadrille BDSM in her salad.

[gracious]

^ Banned for thinking I could provide all those elements in a single course.

[Reizu]

^Banned for allegedly not being able to do so.

[gracious]

^ Banned for complaining about the salad dressing.

[Reizu]

^Banned for not including dessert.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for planting a listening device in my wandering-jew.

[Reizu]

^Banned for looking at where that listening device was placed. Shameful indeed.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for criss-crossing the galaxy in search of a black hole

[Reizu]

^Banned for playing "keep away" with the black hole.

[Espadrille]

^banned for crappy haircuts.

[Reizu]

^Banned for crappy fashion sense.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for appearing on "late night with david letterman" wearing only a green garbage bag and singing "kamakazi"

[Espadrille]

^banned for traveling with green garbage bags for suitcases.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for pushing a shopping cart down the street with 6 feral cats in tow wearing blue eye shadow and a purple zebra jumpsuit.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not organizing your library.

[Espadrille]

^banned for sticking her nose where it didn't belong - once too often.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for campaigning against autoerotic asphyxiation

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for being too "fluffy".

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for forwarding me the snuff film of your mother

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for liking to play in mud after showers.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being a taxidermist and stuffing a lizard with dust bunnies

[Espadrille]

^Banned for being obsessed with taxidermy.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for ordering a $54 two gallon tub of popcorn and not sharing it with your fellow formites

[Reizu]

^Banned for hogging all of the KitKats.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for doing a bad impression of steven tyler

[CrudeHypothesis]

banned for living in a cave

[Espadrille]

^banned for denigrating the use of electricity.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not fetching my morning cup of coffee

[Reizu]

^Banned for hijacking my phone.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for having a collection of used socks.

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for going zipling thru the andes and not inviting me

[Reizu]

^Banned for being downstream without a paddle.

[MacheteGeek]

^ banned for joining the KKK to sell cookies.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for posing as a girl scout and turning tricks on 8th avenue.

[MacheteGeek]

^ Banned for trying to seduce girl scouts in public.

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for not noticing the collection of girl and boy scouts in my basement

[Espadrille]

^banned for selling girl scout cookies at inflated prices.

[envirodude]

Banned for the pastel of it all.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not wiping your feet?

Yes, yes, banned for that.

[envirodude]

Banned for having such a filthy mind. We may not be able to jail you for your thoughts, but praised be all o' yuh, we can still ban you.

[venuspop]

Banned for suggesting that you, you of the Dirty Rag, had a pristine mind.

[Espadrille]

^banned for sleeping with too many dogs.

[venuspop]

Counting, are we? Banned for illegal counts.

[Espadrille]

^banned for running counterfeit nickels.

[venuspop]

Banned for speaking about counterfeit knickers and in broad day light too. tsk-tsk-tsk!

[Espadrille]

^banned for hoarding birds' nests picked up around town.

[venuspop]

I'm building a private harem with them bird nests but wait! :suspicious: How did you-?

Banned for stalking me! :thumbsdown:

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for jumping over 3 camels in yemen

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for indecent exposure and foul play.

[Gerard91]

Banned for not being symmetrical enough.

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for living in a box made of nano-tubes.

[Espadrille]

^banned for wearing neon blue and black tube socks.

[MacheteGeek]

^ Banned for disliking kick-ass tube socks.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for performing a tubal ligation without a license

[MacheteGeek]

^ Banned for having her tubes tied by a street vendor.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for castrating a bull during breeding season

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for stalking me. (Yes all 80 of them)

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for mopping the floor with turpentine

[Espadrille]

^banned for selling stale bagels at bus stops.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for stealing stale bagels from ^^'s stall while she wasn't looking.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for conforming to society's irrational need for curtains.

[envirodude]

Banned for walking down that tunnel into the beautiful white light.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for turning the light off right before ^^ gets there. But, his screams are amusing.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for looking dejected when you've got such lovely gray hair.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for performing a coup d'etat against the government of seychelles.

[venuspop]

banned for selling seashells at seychelles.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for stealing the kidneys of homeless new yorkers.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for not being a real human being. This forum is supposed to be for humans only, not for androids.

[venuspop]

Banned for telling them what I did. Sneaky! Sneaky!

[EmmaKynikos]

*snaked*

banned for confusing me with genessordios.

banned for committing perjury

[venuspop]

Banned for threatening me with that thing in your hand. Do you have a licence to carry that about?

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not sitting, staying, and rolling over when commanded

[venuspop]

Banned for thinking you can get all those done without offering any treats.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned because you didn't beg either.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for being too domineering on venuspop.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for cracking a safe with liquid nitrogen

[venuspop]

Banned for cracking said safe with a butcher's cleaver.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for attempting to run off with $1M in cash from my safe and not knowing it's counterfeit.

[Espadrille]

^banned for having stolen said $1M in the first place from an FBI agent under cover as a counterfeiter.

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for stealing Venuspop's money and spending it on aspartame stocks.

[Gerard91]

Banned for murdering Laura Palmer.

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for being a member of the D-Team.

[Espadrille]

^banned for stealing girl scout cookies and selling them online.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for stealing them for me.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for juggling torches at the central park zoo

[gracious]

Banned for torching jugglers and mimes in central park.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for running around central park's reservoir with your hair in flames.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for dying your hair green.

[gracious]

Banned for preferring fuchsia.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for going over niagara falls in a wooden barrel, surviving and doing it again. show off.

[thebrainpolice]

^^Banned fer using fancy words I don't understand.

^Banned for not letting evolution take its course.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for treating INTJf like Watergate.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for having a zedonk as a pet while living in an urban area.

[Espadrille]

^banned for not wanting to warm my toes.

[envirodude]

Banned for propositioning me in front of you know who (ok, my rabbit).

[Steel]

banned because I'm outside the intentions of nature

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for tailgating without going to the game

[gracious]

Banned for selling counterfeit tickets.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because you don't even like sports.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for sporting a really bad toupee

[gracious]

Banned for letting him use your armpit hair to fashion it.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for not donating any of your hair. Sharing is caring.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not supporting the tunnel rat program in 'nam

[gracious]

Friendly fire ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for getting all of your knowledge of the Vietnam War from Apocalypse Now.

[gracious]

Brando Ban

[EmmaKynikos]

nixon banned because i got my knowledge from Apocalypse Now Redux.

banned for banning a drug addict. we have rights, too.

[thebrainpolice]

^^Banned for memorizing every line of The Godfather.

^Banned because you should address me as Mr. President.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for dating yourself. i have the matrix memorized.

[gracious]

Banned for dating your brother at the prom.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for trying to get dates at family reunions.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not knowing my brother popped my cherry and we have a love child together.

[gracious]

Banned for being the mother of G.W. Bush.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for misunderestimating my nukular capabilities.

[gracious]

Banned for choking on pretzels.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being a choosy cheese chooser who chose a cheese burger

[gracious]

Banned for being unable to do tongue twisters and instead playing Twister with her tongue.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for serving cow tongue over sauteed onions and peppers.

[ipmendy77]

EmmaKynikos was banned for failing to include the aigu above the first e in sautéed.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for broadcasting your birth year in your handle.

[ipmendy77]

Banned for failing to complete a thorough background check. (Born in 93)

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being a sprog.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not bring tea, coffee and pastries to the questions thread

[Gerard91]

Banned for oil.

[ipmendy77]

Banned for having an even number of characters in your user name.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for logging in from a different time.

[Fyrnae]

Banned because I can see you.

[Espadrille]

^banned for being too smart for her own good.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for being friendly.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for hacking geeks to death with a machete.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for username misinterpretation and being a crazy person in a book.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for being a crazy person in real life.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for Bann's sake.

[envirodude]

Banned for worshipping false gods.

[gracious]

Banned for that bylaw that cut off my supply of good chemical weedkiller.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for wanting to dump agent orange on your lawn.

[gracious]

Banned for painting your lawn fuchsia.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for dressing in all black all the time.

[gracious]

Banned for wearing Hare Krishna robes to work.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for converting to pastafarianism.

[gracious]

Banned for not having a big enough colander to fit on his head.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for having a different tin foil hat for every day of the week.

[gracious]

Banned for continuing to hope that a channel will come in on his TV connected to an analogue antenna.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for wondering why you can't get the internet on your old punch card computer.

[gracious]

Banned for trying to send me a text message from your calculator.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for filling my e-mail with chain letters and pornographic jokes.

[Espadrille]

^banned for joking about prophylactics.

[gracious]

^^Banned for laughing at my pornography.

^ Safe ban.

[Espadrille]

^banned for sleeping outdoors naked under a full moon.

[gracious]

Banned for mooning me.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for acting like Keith Moon.

[gracious]

Banned for believing me dead.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for listening to the Grateful Dead.

[gracious]

Banned for listening to the voices in your head.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because the voices told me to do it.

[gracious]

Schizobania.

[envirodude]

Psycho(silly)ban

[Fyrnae]

supercilious sycophant ban.

[DoubleEntendre]

Alliteration ban.

[Fyrnae]

Obliteration ban.

[envirodude]

Obligation ban.

[venuspop]

Obligatory ban.

[envirodude]

Derogatory ban, dog breath.

[venuspop]

Bah! Banned.

[envirodude]

Inflammatory ban.

[Espadrille]

^environmentally correct ban.

[thebrainpolice]

DDT ban

[venuspop]

LOL Ban

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for the lulz.

[venuspop]

How are you, tbp ban.

[thebrainpolice]

I'm fine, and you? ban

[venuspop]

I'm fine too thank you ban. *chuckles*

[Fyrnae]

Small talk ban.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for smuggling dish detergent over the russia-china border

[Fyrnae]

Banned for footing me with the bill.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for concluding a small talk ban.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not carrying on regardless.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for sporting a hairstyle resembling Loki's helmet in The Avengers.

[thebrainpolice]

^^Banned for the cleavage in your avatar.

^Banned for flying your jet to work. That thing wastes too much gas.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not respecting that the cleavage doesn't show nipples and I can show it any time I please as a result.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for exhibitionist tendencies online.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for looking.

[Gerard91]

Banned for breathing more air than the law allows you.

[stealthfighter]

Banned for snooping on other people's breathing.

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for primarily breathing paint thinner.

[envirodude]

Banned for an avatar that makes me feel stoned when I'm only drinking BFC.

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for drinking BFC in a black dress while singing "I'm a little tea pot".

[Espadrille]

^wears a little black dress whenever no one is looking.

[MacheteGeek]

^ Banned for forgetting what thread she is on. :)

[Espadrille]

^banned for noticing irrelevancies.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for being awesome at forum games.

[Espadrille]

^banned for no good reason.

[MacheteGeek]

^ Banned for a reason, but I forgot where I wrote it down.

[Espadrille]

^banned for having poor memory skills.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for hiding my notes.

[Espadrille]

^banned for hiding in public restrooms and peeping.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for teaching people how not to get caught.

[Espadrille]

^banned for having bad taste in peeping styles.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for having no taste buds.

[Espadrille]

^banned for parading almost nude in front of city hall.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for threatening to blow up the city.

[Espadrille]

^banned for leaking.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for chopping onions in the stateroom.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to go get a room, you two.

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for having a tree growing out of her head. o.O

[Fyrnae]

Banned for fantastic optical illusory av.

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for being humbling.

[Espadrille]

^banned for submitting to humiliations too evil to mention.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for thinking that such things exist and that I have done them.

[Espadrille]

^banned for being a prude.

[Dung]

^ Banned for being rude

[Espadrille]

^banned for sticking his nose where it doesn't belong.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for hating noses.

[Dung]

^ Banned for being a hipster, cuting your organic steak with a machete is really too much.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for trying to drag people into being hipsters too.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for allowing your thong to show by wearing hipster trousers

[IotaNull]

Banned for not making m peppermint tea.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for disliking squirrels.

[Espadrille]

^banned for squirrelling acorns belonging to chipmunks.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for chippunking groundhogs.

[Espadrille]

^Banned for severe spelling deficiencies.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for typing with her eyes open.

[Person056]

^Banned for having eyes to begin with.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for having eyes tattooed onto his eyelids.

[Person056]

^banned for thinking i look like Captain Jack Sparrow....

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[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for thinking I think you look like Jack Sparrow.

[Person056]

^Banned for plagiarism of logic.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for not knowing when plagiarism applies with consequences.

[Person056]

^banned for not thinking there were consequences. you just shaved 10 years off your life without even knowing it.

[MacheteGeek]

^Banned for freaking me out, everyone else is also banned for leaving me alone with this guy.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for dumpster diving, finding dinner, not sharing with everyone, and wondering why we didn't stick around

[Person056]

Machete is banned for being insecure

Emma is banned for not expecting more than dumpster food.

[envirodude]

Banned for going One Step Beyond, more than once.

[Person056]

banned for not banning me more than once for multiple offenses.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for doing a bad dylan impersonation

[Person056]

banned for assuming i was doing an impression.

[envirodude]

How many times must Person056 post,
Before he is forever banned?
The answer my friend, is 450 posts,
The anwer is 450 posts.

Sorry, I really had no choice!

[MacheteGeek]

Banned for having no options.

[envirodude]

Banned until you can tell me the correct number of regular quadrilaterals in your av.