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04-24-2012, 06:37 PM
Oh, I get it now. Banned for being a pixie swordstress and standing in front of a toilet bowl mid-flush.
04-24-2012, 06:37 PM
Banned for loathing the constellation Vega.
04-24-2012, 06:40 PM
after masturbating to my av for the last two years and finally figuring out i'm the maid, gd is banned
04-24-2012, 06:42 PM
^banned for insulting GD unnecessarily .
04-24-2012, 07:17 PM
Banned because that does not compute.
04-24-2012, 07:23 PM
Banned for being a fuckwad.
04-24-2012, 07:37 PM
Banned for revealing to everyone my intense feelings for Doom.
Eye on Earth
04-24-2012, 07:38 PM
^ Banned for having sex with donuts.
04-24-2012, 07:49 PM
Banned for giving new meaning to the phrase "doughnut hole."
Eye on Earth
04-24-2012, 07:50 PM
^ Banned for stylistic interpretations of Deep Throat.
04-24-2012, 08:14 PM
Banned because such accoutrements prevent you from fulfilling your eponymous duties.
04-24-2012, 08:42 PM
^ Banned for failing to recognize such obvious business opportunity.
04-24-2012, 08:50 PM
Banned because my equipment isn't big enough to perform such a function.
04-24-2012, 08:56 PM
^ Banned for killing a large mammal for the attachment of something only partially functional, bannage also swayed for walking backwards accompanied by (-impartial-) his creaky, rusted-ass wheel-barrow at 4am.
04-24-2012, 11:15 PM
Banned for dissing my hobbies. Bannage also swayed by your inability to find a decent reason to ban tin-ass ^^.
04-24-2012, 11:37 PM
^ Banned for inability to distinguish tin and platinum, escorted hastily due to aroma of his infamous fluorescent compost bulbs dipped in vegetable oil.
04-25-2012, 12:20 AM
Banned for lack of nipple clarity, and for wearing a diaper in your avatar.
04-25-2012, 12:22 AM
Obsessed with nipples, are we? Nipple addiction is seriously frowned upon. You sir, are banned!
04-25-2012, 01:23 AM
Banned for wearing a doggy diaper in your avatar. Pix or it's true.
04-25-2012, 02:18 AM
^ Banned for taking shitty tit pictures at the zoo.
04-25-2012, 06:51 AM
banned for eating the poo hurled at you by the monkeys in the zoo
04-25-2012, 06:56 AM
^banned for eating monkey meat on Sundays.
04-25-2012, 06:57 AM
Banned for encouraging monkey dishes.
04-25-2012, 06:59 AM
Banned for encouraging monkeys to proliferate in major metropolises.
04-25-2012, 07:00 AM
Banned for exterminating monkeys by the drove.
04-25-2012, 07:08 AM
banned for a lifetime achievement award in dish washing
04-25-2012, 08:22 AM
^ Banned for not using Palmolive.
04-25-2012, 08:33 AM
Banned for using up all of mine. Now what am I going to have for dessert?
04-25-2012, 09:07 AM
Banned for not finding the Joy in desert.
04-25-2012, 10:33 AM
^banned for taking liberties with spelling.
04-25-2012, 10:39 AM
Banned for correcting the spreling of others.
04-25-2012, 10:40 AM
banned for spanking a monkey in public
04-25-2012, 11:14 AM
banned for not spanking my monkey in private.
04-25-2012, 11:31 AM
^banned for confessing to monkey spanking.
04-25-2012, 01:03 PM
Banned for being afraid to rub your own clit
04-25-2012, 01:21 PM
<-- self-ban to go looking for one of those
04-25-2012, 01:24 PM
Banned for not growing one using stem cells
04-25-2012, 01:34 PM
Banned for inaccurate use of biology.
04-25-2012, 01:40 PM
Banned for vomitting in the living room and having the dog lick it up
04-25-2012, 04:49 PM
Banned for not recognizing the efficiency of it.
04-25-2012, 04:51 PM
banned for dreaming of a world without puppies
04-25-2012, 04:53 PM
Banned for punting kittens like footballs.
Banned for spilling oil in VenusPop's pool.
04-25-2012, 04:53 PM
Banned for not doing it.
04-25-2012, 04:54 PM
banned for drinking olive oil in order to improve skin complexion
04-25-2012, 04:55 PM
Banned for having such fine complextion
04-25-2012, 04:56 PM
banned for filing your nails during the superbowl
04-25-2012, 04:57 PM
Banned for mentioning the Superbowl.
04-25-2012, 04:59 PM
banned for setting up camp in my backyard and expecting to use my bathroom instead of that nice oaktree i have out there.
04-25-2012, 05:01 PM
Banned for not cleaning up your acorns. They hurt you know.
04-25-2012, 05:05 PM
Banned for a shity Screen Name
04-25-2012, 05:07 PM
banned for chucking acorns at the neighbor's cat
Banned for a shity Screen Name
Banned for misspelling shitty
^ Banned for adorning your car with a dead cat found on the road.
04-25-2012, 05:11 PM
banned for eating the dead cat that was fried on the top of my car with a salad fork
04-25-2012, 05:22 PM
Banned for potentially being a spoilsport at baseball games; luckily your aim is rubbish.
Banned for losing your head again...
oh, look, I found it, put it back.
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04-25-2012, 05:27 PM
banned collecting urine specimens from homeless men hanging out on the 42nd St station
Banned for talking bull-dung.
04-25-2012, 05:35 PM
banned for running with the wolves
Banned for walking the fish. This is wrong!
04-25-2012, 05:38 PM
banned for using up all of the hot water this morning and making me late for work
04-25-2012, 05:44 PM
Banned for actually being late because of your long spin cycle.
Banned for not slapping itself in the face dutifully twice a day.
04-25-2012, 05:48 PM
banned for sprinkling the lawn during a drought
04-25-2012, 07:15 PM
Banned for covering your lawn with asphalt.
04-25-2012, 10:06 PM
Banned for pushing me when I'm close to the edge, and trying not to lose my head.
04-25-2012, 10:45 PM
Banned for exploiting your asthma in a cheap attempt to garner sympathy.
04-26-2012, 06:27 AM
Banned for being too cheap to bury a dead cat.
04-26-2012, 06:53 AM
Banned for not including a Headstone.
04-26-2012, 06:59 AM
banned for scaring the neighborhood children as the headless horseman
04-26-2012, 09:26 AM
Banned for showboating when you're not even seaworthy.
04-26-2012, 09:36 AM
banned for annexing texas into your empire
04-26-2012, 10:46 AM
Banned for annexing GD into your Harem.
04-26-2012, 10:48 AM
^^ Banned for not giving Texas back to Mexico.
^ Banned for letting your mom throw out your Procol Harum records.
04-26-2012, 12:07 PM
Banned for letting unrecorded protocols go unnoticed.
04-26-2012, 02:39 PM
Banned for troublemaking mischief.
04-26-2012, 03:07 PM
^banned for unsuccessful lurking.
04-26-2012, 04:59 PM
^Banned from this restaurant until you wear a shirt.
04-26-2012, 05:10 PM
banned for skirting the real issue on our relationship
Banned for sunbathing in North Pole, Alaska.
04-26-2012, 05:17 PM
banned for hunting for the white whale
Banned for cashing in on counterfeit tutus from China.
04-26-2012, 05:21 PM
banned for hanging yellow flowered wall paper in the front hall
Banned for smoking all of my pot.
04-26-2012, 05:26 PM
banned for buying the cheap stuff. red is so much better.
Banned for endorsing red wine publicly.
04-26-2012, 05:28 PM
banned for excessive use of Old Spice
Banned for snickering at mainstream advertisements.
04-26-2012, 05:33 PM
banned for using a handheld camera instead of setting up a tripod
Banned for using a fantasy sword instead of setting the world in fire with napalm.
04-26-2012, 05:55 PM
banned for riding a giraffe through central park
04-26-2012, 05:58 PM
Banned for keeping komodo dragons as pets.
^^ Banned for riding a goat from behind. That's not acceptable behavior!
^ Banned for dissing gay dishwashers last time you were washed-up.
04-26-2012, 06:04 PM
banned for going to the pharmacy to pick up milk
04-26-2012, 06:08 PM
Banned for trying to milk your dog.
Banned for expecting the milk of human kindness in the Politics and Current Events thread.
04-26-2012, 06:11 PM
Banned for drinking donkey milk.
Banned for crying over spilled donkey milk.
04-26-2012, 06:16 PM
Banned for being a cry baby.
04-26-2012, 06:18 PM
banned for trying to milk me
04-26-2012, 06:19 PM
Banned for complaining over nits.
Banned for complaining about tits.
04-26-2012, 06:32 PM
banned for being modest about yours
04-26-2012, 06:59 PM
Banned for having no idea what true modesty could entail.
04-26-2012, 07:00 PM
banned for assuming you know anything about modesty at all
You're hereby triple tribal ban banned.
04-26-2012, 07:04 PM
Banned for triple banning.
Banned for daring banning a multiple banned multiple banning another banning multiple times banned peer.
04-26-2012, 07:08 PM
Banned for not knowing your multiplication tables.
04-26-2012, 07:09 PM
Banned for making me read real slow to understand your ban. That's against forum rule no: 32!
Banned for snaking me when I wasn't looking.
04-26-2012, 08:00 PM
banned for dying your hair in orange and purple streaks
04-27-2012, 04:37 AM
Banned for dying and coming back.
04-27-2012, 05:43 AM
^banned for dyeing her eyelashes but not her armpits.
04-27-2012, 06:38 PM
banned for selling ibm @ 206
04-27-2012, 06:40 PM
^banned for stockpiling toe jam.
04-27-2012, 06:41 PM
banned for buying my toe jam to make yourself a pbj sandwich
04-27-2012, 07:23 PM
Banned for toe jam football.
04-27-2012, 07:26 PM
banned for putting your foot in the door jamb
04-27-2012, 07:35 PM
Banned for putting your foot in your mouth.
04-27-2012, 07:38 PM
banned for goat tipping.
04-27-2012, 09:01 PM
Banned for not tipping your waitress
04-27-2012, 09:04 PM
Banned for banging the waitress and not capturing it on video!
04-27-2012, 09:04 PM
Banned for inciting public indecency
04-28-2012, 01:29 AM
Benned for wanting to do it in public, but just never gettting around to it.
04-28-2012, 02:36 AM
Banned for defying physics. It must be a Schrödinger's cat. Also, extra banned points for misspelling banned.
04-28-2012, 03:06 AM
Banned for being unable to tell whether you are an Extrovert or Introvert.
04-28-2012, 05:31 AM
Banned for being a closet extrovert.
04-28-2012, 06:02 AM
Banned for pretending to have big ears.
04-28-2012, 06:18 AM
Banned for having extremely hairy ears (and nose).
04-28-2012, 07:59 AM
Banned for cleaning the goldfish with dish soap
04-28-2012, 02:05 PM
Banned for stealing goldfish out of VP's bowl.
04-28-2012, 04:53 PM
Banned for not being a goldfish.
04-28-2012, 05:26 PM
^banned for lack of imagination
04-28-2012, 07:22 PM
Banned for unsightly panty lines.
04-28-2012, 07:36 PM
banned for driving through a red light
04-29-2012, 06:01 AM
Banned for eating meat on Friday.
04-29-2012, 09:00 AM
banned for not bringing back ice to our hotel room
04-29-2012, 12:43 PM
Banned for excessive use of banning
04-29-2012, 03:10 PM
Banned coz that's kinda the whole point, doncha think?
04-29-2012, 04:03 PM
^banned for repeating the obvious.
04-29-2012, 04:05 PM
banned for subjecting us to a restatement of the repeated obvious
04-29-2012, 04:06 PM
^banned for providing nothing new to ponder.
04-29-2012, 06:30 PM
banned for contributing only a hare more than nada for consideration
04-29-2012, 07:59 PM
Banned for trying to make me ponder the enigma of quantum physics.
04-29-2012, 08:00 PM
Banned for having a "T" and not wanting to.
04-29-2012, 08:04 PM
Banned because this page hasn't met its ISTJ quota yet.
04-29-2012, 08:08 PM
Banned because I counted three and three's plenty.
04-29-2012, 10:13 PM
Banned for wearing nothing below the shirt & vest.
04-29-2012, 10:21 PM
Banned for Using special equipment to gather that information.
04-29-2012, 10:53 PM
Banned for calling my optical lenses retarded.
04-29-2012, 11:16 PM
Banned for the see-through plexiglass on the back of your armour. ETo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
04-29-2012, 11:34 PM
Banned for such pronounced frown lines. It takes less muscles to smile, tigger.
04-30-2012, 12:03 AM
Banned for confusing "fewer" with "less" and a savage killing machine (albeit imaginary) with tigger (albehe equally imaginary).
04-30-2012, 12:05 AM
Banned for bouncing, trouncing and bancing.
04-30-2012, 12:06 AM
@envirodude: Banned for mentioning tigger twice.
Edit: Also, I just got it.
04-30-2012, 04:54 AM
^banned for not getting it fast enough.
04-30-2012, 05:01 AM
Banned for going 400mph in a 25mph zone.
04-30-2012, 05:02 AM
^banned for hallucinations.
04-30-2012, 05:04 AM
Banned for a firm, pragmatic sense of reality.
04-30-2012, 05:05 AM
^banned for believing in reality.
04-30-2012, 05:09 AM
Banned for creating a new reality out of soap bubbles.
04-30-2012, 05:11 AM
^banned for taking bubble baths in public fountains.
04-30-2012, 05:12 AM
Banned for constructing public things.
04-30-2012, 05:17 AM
^banned for misconstruing private constructs.
04-30-2012, 07:10 AM
Banned for strewing this thread with reconstructed privates, Miss. ETo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
04-30-2012, 09:24 AM
banned for throwing dog poop on my shoes
04-30-2012, 10:37 AM
Banned for putting the dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire in front of your neighbor's door.
04-30-2012, 03:29 PM
Banned for exposing chest hair.
04-30-2012, 04:16 PM
Banned for not having a better library.
04-30-2012, 05:01 PM
^Banned for smelling woodsey.
04-30-2012, 05:16 PM
Banned for not fixing your mask yet!
04-30-2012, 05:52 PM
^banned for wearing high heels to bed.
04-30-2012, 06:57 PM
banned for driving a semi off the road
04-30-2012, 07:04 PM
Banned for driving without a license.
04-30-2012, 07:26 PM
Banned 'cause I just got a real rabbit. Not a fake one with pink quilty tops and perfect skin; a real one with bulgy eyes and a quivering nose and he's soft and grey and we call him Mr. Shadow and he's quivery and his piss stinks and he's real. Nyahhh.
04-30-2012, 07:37 PM
Banned for taking Mr. Shadow to North Korea. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)
04-30-2012, 07:43 PM
^banned for believing that the Shadow exists.
05-02-2012, 06:57 AM
^banned for not letting this thread die.
05-02-2012, 08:47 AM
Banned for not clearing up the wax. I know your ears aren't white.
05-02-2012, 12:52 PM
^banned for always sticking his nose in it.
05-02-2012, 09:59 PM
^ banned for blurry foreground
05-02-2012, 10:24 PM
^ Banned for background interference.
05-03-2012, 12:33 AM
Banned for a moving pick.
05-03-2012, 01:30 AM
Banned for illegal use of hands.
05-03-2012, 02:06 AM
Banned for failing to headman the puck.
05-03-2012, 03:00 AM
Banned for not being able to read my thoughts.
05-03-2012, 06:01 AM
^banned for lewdness of thoughts.
05-03-2012, 01:05 PM
^Banned for not eating enough vegetables.
05-03-2012, 01:07 PM
^banned for acting like a vegetable.
05-03-2012, 01:16 PM
^Banned for discriminating against vegetables.
05-03-2012, 04:44 PM
banned for thinking leaves of grass refers to marijuana
05-03-2012, 05:59 PM
^Banned for burning Old Man Peterson's barn down.
05-03-2012, 07:46 PM
^banned for sassafras addiction.
05-03-2012, 07:48 PM
^Banned for excessive fluffiness.
05-04-2012, 03:18 AM
Preposterous! Banned for… well I can't blame you, you're half-blind after all.
05-04-2012, 04:53 AM
^Banned for full-frontal robot nudity.
05-04-2012, 05:21 AM
Banned for dirty background on your avatar.
05-04-2012, 05:22 AM
^banned for unipaletted avatar.
05-04-2012, 05:56 AM
^Banned for housing a fugitive.
05-04-2012, 06:24 AM
^likewise banned for harboring fugitive immigrants.
05-04-2012, 07:34 AM
banned for still not posting anything clever, witty or amusing in 2157 posts.
05-04-2012, 08:01 AM
banned for still not posting anything clever, witty or amusing in 2157.
Banned because HOW THE FUCK IS SHE POSTING IN THE FUTURE?!
05-04-2012, 08:46 AM
banned for not knowing that time travel is possible if you don't have a sense of humor
05-04-2012, 10:58 AM
Banned into last week.
05-04-2012, 12:22 PM
^banned for undue displays of silliness and immaturity.
05-04-2012, 02:33 PM
^Banned for excessive maturity.
05-04-2012, 02:39 PM
^ Banned for playing with matches.
05-04-2012, 04:38 PM
^Banned for being a match.
05-04-2012, 05:28 PM
Banned for not looking after that bloody eye. You're already one down...
05-04-2012, 06:00 PM
^banned for infesting his own home with roaches.
05-04-2012, 07:07 PM
^ Banned for preferring the company of bedbugs.
05-05-2012, 04:27 AM
^banned for fake graciousness.
05-05-2012, 05:18 AM
Banned for wearing a human mouth mask over your face.
05-05-2012, 05:38 AM
Banned for wearing a humanoid exoskeleton over your body
05-05-2012, 07:38 AM
banned for being constipated while playing chess
05-05-2012, 07:41 AM
banned for having boobage
05-05-2012, 07:42 AM
banned for not knowing what to do with boobage
05-05-2012, 07:45 AM
Banned for an excessive collection of phalli.
05-05-2012, 07:46 AM
banned after I showed you by blowing all over your boobage
05-05-2012, 07:46 AM
banned because, yeah, that's what i figured you say. QED
05-05-2012, 07:48 AM
banned for running out of things to say
05-05-2012, 07:50 AM
banned for drinking lemonade out of a straw
05-05-2012, 07:52 AM
*hey, I drink hot coffee with a straw!
banned for reminding me that boobage exists when I come to this place to forget it.
05-05-2012, 08:09 AM
banned for inhaling cat urine and seeing boobage everywhere
05-05-2012, 08:42 AM
^Banned for supplying the cat urine.
05-05-2012, 09:53 AM
Banned for nonchalance. It's just so... whatever.
05-05-2012, 10:16 AM
Banned for banality.
05-05-2012, 10:48 AM
Banned for... meh, you're probably right. Sticking out your tongue is just a salty wound though.
05-05-2012, 01:58 PM
^Banned for smuggling deli meat from Mexico.
05-05-2012, 02:09 PM
banned for crying like a little girl
05-05-2012, 02:12 PM
^Banned for trying to make me suppress my emotions! ಥ‿ಥ
05-05-2012, 03:31 PM
Banned for suppressible emotions. Is that a little t or a big T?
05-05-2012, 03:35 PM
^Banned for inability to read.
05-05-2012, 05:14 PM
^banned for rudeness to children and small animals.
05-05-2012, 11:20 PM
banned for impersonating Dumbo
05-06-2012, 05:22 AM
Banned for beating alice through the looking glass
05-06-2012, 05:23 AM
^banned for breaking windows.
05-06-2012, 07:54 AM
Banned for not joining the riot.
05-06-2012, 08:02 AM
banned for asking people to join the riot, only to hose them down. "Bring on the fire trucks" was a direct quote from you.
05-06-2012, 08:07 AM
Banned because those dirty hippies had it coming.
05-06-2012, 08:18 AM
banned for not getting dirty, nasty, and filthy
05-06-2012, 01:37 PM
Banned for rolling around in a pig pen.
05-06-2012, 02:27 PM
Banned for being a pig in restaurants.
05-06-2012, 05:53 PM
Banned for stiffing you waiter.
05-06-2012, 06:24 PM
Banned for confusing s&m with b&d
05-06-2012, 07:41 PM
Banned for existing.
05-06-2012, 07:57 PM
Banned for not existing
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