Banned

[GenessorDios]

Oh, I get it now. Banned for being a pixie swordstress and standing in front of a toilet bowl mid-flush.

[Espadrille]

Banned for loathing the constellation Vega.

[EmmaKynikos]

after masturbating to my av for the last two years and finally figuring out i'm the maid, gd is banned

[Espadrille]

^banned for insulting GD unnecessarily .

[GenessorDios]

Banned because that does not compute.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for being a fuckwad.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for revealing to everyone my intense feelings for Doom.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for having sex with donuts.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for giving new meaning to the phrase "doughnut hole."

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for stylistic interpretations of Deep Throat.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because such accoutrements prevent you from fulfilling your eponymous duties.

[discontinuous]

^ Banned for failing to recognize such obvious business opportunity.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because my equipment isn't big enough to perform such a function.

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^ Banned for killing a large mammal for the attachment of something only partially functional, bannage also swayed for walking backwards accompanied by (-impartial-) his creaky, rusted-ass wheel-barrow at 4am.

[envirodude]

Banned for dissing my hobbies. Bannage also swayed by your inability to find a decent reason to ban tin-ass ^^.

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^ Banned for inability to distinguish tin and platinum, escorted hastily due to aroma of his infamous fluorescent compost bulbs dipped in vegetable oil.

[envirodude]

Banned for lack of nipple clarity, and for wearing a diaper in your avatar.

[venuspop]

Obsessed with nipples, are we? Nipple addiction is seriously frowned upon. You sir, are banned!

[envirodude]

Banned for wearing a doggy diaper in your avatar. Pix or it's true.

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^ Banned for taking shitty tit pictures at the zoo.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for eating the poo hurled at you by the monkeys in the zoo

[Espadrille]

^banned for eating monkey meat on Sundays.

[venuspop]

Banned for encouraging monkey dishes.

[Espadrille]

Banned for encouraging monkeys to proliferate in major metropolises.

[venuspop]

Banned for exterminating monkeys by the drove.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for a lifetime achievement award in dish washing

[Sprelious]

^ Banned for not using Palmolive.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for using up all of mine. Now what am I going to have for dessert?

[Sprelious]

Banned for not finding the Joy in desert.

[Espadrille]

^banned for taking liberties with spelling.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for correcting the spreling of others.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for spanking a monkey in public

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not spanking my monkey in private.

[Espadrille]

^banned for confessing to monkey spanking.

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for being afraid to rub your own clit

[envirodude]

Nicely said!
<-- self-ban to go looking for one of those

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for not growing one using stem cells

[MrControll]

Banned for inaccurate use of biology.

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for vomitting in the living room and having the dog lick it up

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for not recognizing the efficiency of it.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for dreaming of a world without puppies

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for punting kittens like footballs.

[Dung]

Banned for spilling oil in VenusPop's pool.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not doing it.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for drinking olive oil in order to improve skin complexion

[Sprelious]

Banned for having such fine complextion

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for filing your nails during the superbowl

[Sprelious]

Banned for mentioning the Superbowl.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for setting up camp in my backyard and expecting to use my bathroom instead of that nice oaktree i have out there.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not cleaning up your acorns. They hurt you know.

[Dung]

Ray ban.

[Sprelious]

Banned for a shity Screen Name

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for chucking acorns at the neighbor's cat

[Dung]

Banned for a shity Screen Name

Banned for misspelling shitty

^ Banned for adorning your car with a dead cat found on the road.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for eating the dead cat that was fried on the top of my car with a salad fork

[GenessorDios]

Banned for potentially being a spoilsport at baseball games; luckily your aim is rubbish.

[Dung]

Banned for losing your head again...

oh, look, I found it, put it back.

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[EmmaKynikos]

banned collecting urine specimens from homeless men hanging out on the 42nd St station

[Dung]

Banned for talking bull-dung.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for running with the wolves

[Dung]

Banned for walking the fish. This is wrong!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for using up all of the hot water this morning and making me late for work

[GenessorDios]

Banned for actually being late because of your long spin cycle.

[Dung]

Banned for not slapping itself in the face dutifully twice a day.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for sprinkling the lawn during a drought

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for covering your lawn with asphalt.

[envirodude]

Banned for pushing me when I'm close to the edge, and trying not to lose my head.
ah huh-huh-huh

[GenessorDios]

Banned for exploiting your asthma in a cheap attempt to garner sympathy.

[Espadrille]

Banned for being too cheap to bury a dead cat.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not including a Headstone.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for scaring the neighborhood children as the headless horseman

[GenessorDios]

Banned for showboating when you're not even seaworthy.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for annexing texas into your empire

[Sprelious]

Banned for annexing GD into your Harem.

[thebrainpolice]

^^ Banned for not giving Texas back to Mexico.

^ Banned for letting your mom throw out your Procol Harum records.

[Espadrille]

Banned for letting unrecorded protocols go unnoticed.

[jkatra]

Banned for troublemaking mischief.

[Espadrille]

^banned for unsuccessful lurking.

[jkatra]

^Banned from this restaurant until you wear a shirt.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for skirting the real issue on our relationship

[Dung]

Banned for sunbathing in North Pole, Alaska.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for hunting for the white whale

[Dung]

Banned for cashing in on counterfeit tutus from China.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for hanging yellow flowered wall paper in the front hall

[Dung]

Banned for smoking all of my pot.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for buying the cheap stuff. red is so much better.

[Dung]

Banned for endorsing red wine publicly.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for excessive use of Old Spice

[Dung]

Banned for snickering at mainstream advertisements.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for using a handheld camera instead of setting up a tripod

[Dung]

Banned for using a fantasy sword instead of setting the world in fire with napalm.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for riding a giraffe through central park

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for keeping komodo dragons as pets.

[Dung]

^^ Banned for riding a goat from behind. That's not acceptable behavior!

^ Banned for dissing gay dishwashers last time you were washed-up.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for going to the pharmacy to pick up milk

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for trying to milk your dog.

[Dung]

Banned for expecting the milk of human kindness in the Politics and Current Events thread.

[Espadrille]

Banned for drinking donkey milk.

[Dung]

Banned for crying over spilled donkey milk.

[Espadrille]

Banned for being a cry baby.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for trying to milk me

[Espadrille]

Banned for complaining over nits.

[Dung]

Banned for complaining about tits.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being modest about yours

[Espadrille]

Banned for having no idea what true modesty could entail.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for assuming you know anything about modesty at all

[Dung]

You're hereby triple tribal ban banned.

[Espadrille]

Banned for triple banning.

[Dung]

Banned for daring banning a multiple banned multiple banning another banning multiple times banned peer.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not knowing your multiplication tables.

[venuspop]

Banned for making me read real slow to understand your ban. That's against forum rule no: 32!

*snaked*

@ Sprelious
Banned for snaking me when I wasn't looking.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for dying your hair in orange and purple streaks

[Fyrnae]

Banned for dying and coming back.

[Espadrille]

^banned for dyeing her eyelashes but not her armpits.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for selling ibm @ 206

[Espadrille]

^banned for stockpiling toe jam.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for buying my toe jam to make yourself a pbj sandwich

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for toe jam football.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for putting your foot in the door jamb

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for putting your foot in your mouth.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for goat tipping.

[QuantumEnigma]

Banned for not tipping your waitress

[Minerva]

Banned for banging the waitress and not capturing it on video!

[QuantumEnigma]

Banned for inciting public indecency

[envirodude]

Benned for wanting to do it in public, but just never gettting around to it.

[colonelburger]

Banned for defying physics. It must be a Schrödinger's cat. Also, extra banned points for misspelling banned.

[Gerard91]

Banned for being unable to tell whether you are an Extrovert or Introvert.

[Espadrille]

Banned for being a closet extrovert.

[venuspop]

Banned for pretending to have big ears.

[Espadrille]

Banned for having extremely hairy ears (and nose).

[sadf]

Banned for wearing pink

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for cleaning the goldfish with dish soap

[Espadrille]

Banned for stealing goldfish out of VP's bowl.

[jkatra]

Banned for not being a goldfish.

[Dung]

Over the top ban.

[Espadrille]

^banned for lack of imagination

[Sprelious]

Banned for unsightly panty lines.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for driving through a red light

[Espadrille]

Banned for eating meat on Friday.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not bringing back ice to our hotel room

[mcdonn123]

Banned for excessive use of banning

[envirodude]

Banned coz that's kinda the whole point, doncha think?

[Espadrille]

^banned for repeating the obvious.

[QuantumEnigma]

banned for subjecting us to a restatement of the repeated obvious

[Espadrille]

^banned for providing nothing new to ponder.

[QuantumEnigma]

banned for contributing only a hare more than nada for consideration

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for trying to make me ponder the enigma of quantum physics.

[Sprelious]

Banned for having a "T" and not wanting to.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because this page hasn't met its ISTJ quota yet.

[Sprelious]

Banned because I counted three and three's plenty.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for wearing nothing below the shirt & vest.

[Sprelious]

Banned for Using special equipment to gather that information.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for calling my optical lenses retarded.

[envirodude]

Banned for the see-through plexiglass on the back of your armour. ETo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for such pronounced frown lines. It takes less muscles to smile, tigger.

[envirodude]

Banned for confusing "fewer" with "less" and a savage killing machine (albeit imaginary) with tigger (albehe equally imaginary).

[venuspop]

Banned for bouncing, trouncing and bancing.

[GenessorDios]

@envirodude: Banned for mentioning tigger twice.

Edit: Also, I just got it.

[Espadrille]

^banned for not getting it fast enough.

[jkatra]

Banned for going 400mph in a 25mph zone.

[Espadrille]

^banned for hallucinations.

[jkatra]

Banned for a firm, pragmatic sense of reality.

[Espadrille]

^banned for believing in reality.

[jkatra]

Banned for creating a new reality out of soap bubbles.

[Espadrille]

^banned for taking bubble baths in public fountains.

[jkatra]

Banned for constructing public things.

[Espadrille]

^banned for misconstruing private constructs.

[envirodude]

Banned for strewing this thread with reconstructed privates, Miss. ETo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for throwing dog poop on my shoes

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for putting the dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire in front of your neighbor's door.

[Valhalla]

Banned for exposing chest hair.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not having a better library.

[Espadrille]

^Banned for smelling woodsey.

[Minerva]

Banned for not fixing your mask yet!

[Espadrille]

^banned for wearing high heels to bed.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for driving a semi off the road

[Espadrille]

Banned for driving without a license.

[envirodude]

Banned 'cause I just got a real rabbit. Not a fake one with pink quilty tops and perfect skin; a real one with bulgy eyes and a quivering nose and he's soft and grey and we call him Mr. Shadow and he's quivery and his piss stinks and he's real. Nyahhh.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for taking Mr. Shadow to North Korea. (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Espadrille]

^banned for believing that the Shadow exists.

[Espadrille]

^banned for not letting this thread die.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not clearing up the wax. I know your ears aren't white.

[Espadrille]

^banned for always sticking his nose in it.

[deconspire]

^ banned for blurry foreground

[Sprelious]

^ Banned for background interference.

[envirodude]

Banned for a moving pick.

[Sprelious]

Banned for illegal use of hands.

[envirodude]

Banned for failing to headman the puck.

[Gerard91]

Banned for not being able to read my thoughts.

[Espadrille]

^banned for lewdness of thoughts.

[Reizu]

^Banned for not eating enough vegetables.

[Espadrille]

^banned for acting like a vegetable.

[Reizu]

^Banned for discriminating against vegetables.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for thinking leaves of grass refers to marijuana

[Reizu]

^Banned for burning Old Man Peterson's barn down.

[Espadrille]

^banned for sassafras addiction.

[Reizu]

^Banned for excessive fluffiness.

[GenessorDios]

Preposterous! Banned for… well I can't blame you, you're half-blind after all.

[Reizu]

^Banned for full-frontal robot nudity.

[Gerard91]

Banned for dirty background on your avatar.

[Espadrille]

^banned for unipaletted avatar.

[Reizu]

^Banned for housing a fugitive.

[Espadrille]

^likewise banned for harboring fugitive immigrants.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for still not posting anything clever, witty or amusing in 2157 posts.

[GenessorDios]

banned for still not posting anything clever, witty or amusing in 2157.
Banned because HOW THE FUCK IS SHE POSTING IN THE FUTURE?!

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not knowing that time travel is possible if you don't have a sense of humor

[gracious]

Banned into last week.

[Espadrille]

^banned for undue displays of silliness and immaturity.

[jkatra]

^Banned for excessive maturity.

[gracious]

^ Banned for playing with matches.

[Reizu]

^Banned for being a match.

[envirodude]

Banned for not looking after that bloody eye. You're already one down...

[Espadrille]

^banned for infesting his own home with roaches.

[gracious]

^ Banned for preferring the company of bedbugs.

[Espadrille]

^banned for fake graciousness.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for wearing a human mouth mask over your face.

[CrudeHypothesis]

Banned for wearing a humanoid exoskeleton over your body

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being constipated while playing chess

[CrudeHypothesis]

banned for having boobage

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not knowing what to do with boobage

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for an excessive collection of phalli.

[CrudeHypothesis]

banned after I showed you by blowing all over your boobage

[EmmaKynikos]

banned because, yeah, that's what i figured you say. QED

[CrudeHypothesis]

banned for running out of things to say

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for drinking lemonade out of a straw

[CrudeHypothesis]

*hey, I drink hot coffee with a straw!

banned for reminding me that boobage exists when I come to this place to forget it.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for inhaling cat urine and seeing boobage everywhere

[Reizu]

^Banned for supplying the cat urine.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for nonchalance. It's just so... whatever.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for banality.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for... meh, you're probably right. Sticking out your tongue is just a salty wound though.

[Reizu]

^Banned for smuggling deli meat from Mexico.

[envirodude]

banned for crying like a little girl

[Reizu]

^Banned for trying to make me suppress my emotions! ಥ‿ಥ

[envirodude]

Banned for suppressible emotions. Is that a little t or a big T?

[Reizu]

^Banned for inability to read.

[Espadrille]

^banned for rudeness to children and small animals.

[CrudeHypothesis]

banned for impersonating Dumbo

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for beating alice through the looking glass

[Espadrille]

^banned for breaking windows.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for not joining the riot.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for asking people to join the riot, only to hose them down. "Bring on the fire trucks" was a direct quote from you.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because those dirty hippies had it coming.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not getting dirty, nasty, and filthy

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for rolling around in a pig pen.

[Espadrille]

Banned for being a pig in restaurants.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for stiffing you waiter.

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for confusing s&m with b&d

[jkatra]

Banned for existing.

[CrudeHypothesis]

Banned for not existing