Banned

[jkatra]

Thank you for your application to the INTJ forum, but we regret to inform you that you have been banned.

[reiven]

Banned for exposing your goat to your fantasies

[jkatra]

Banned for not using the pennies in your penny collection.

[reiven]

Banned for pennies envy

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for indecent exposure of your pennies.

[reiven]

Banned for spray-on tan, off season

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for wearing that hat for over a year and never washing it.

[reiven]

You are the victim of a random drive by banning

[jkatra]

Banned for putting postage on a spot marked No Postage Necessary If Mailed In The United States.

[reiven]

oh yeah? banned for mattress tag removal.
that's a felony, ya know.

[venuspop]

Banned for jumping up and down your gardener's sister's mattress.

[Dung]

Banned for not having a mustache :laugh:

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not putting any spice in the chili.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for disrespecting authority. No one sticks their tongue out at the President.

[venuspop]

My, my! That's a pretty long speech. Aren't you done with it by now?

Banned for boring us all to death.

[jkatra]

Banned for staring us all to death.

[venuspop]

Rule # 10 stipulates that one shalt not hang downwards because it is socially inappropriate.

Banned for impropriety.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for excessive propriety.

[thebrainpolice]

I'm to lazy to think of a reason to ban you, but I'm doing it anyways.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for being too lazy to be lazy.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not admitting your laziness.

[MrControll]

Banned for not being lazy enough

[gracious]

Banned for being too lazy to end your sentence with a period.

[venuspop]

Rule # 11 stipulates that you must never enter the forum with wet feet. You are hereby banned for all eternity.

[superflax]

^ Banned for using words that are beyond our lifetime.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for being shortsighted and limiting her vision to the scope of a human lifetime.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for hiding contraband in your top hat.

[reiven]

banned for being 99 years old today

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for wearing that information on a sandwich board.

[superflax]

Banned for using an avatar in which an animal is sticking its tongue out. How rude.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for not appreciating the value of tongue. :p

[venuspop]

Banned for suggestive remarks about tongues.

[Sprelious]

Banned for yet another pornographic divergence.

[reiven]

banned for impinging on someone's god-given right to be lustful

[superflax]

Banned for saying the word God.

[venuspop]

Banned for derailing my thoughts.

[superflax]

Banned for allowing your thoughts to be derailed.

[venuspop]

Banned for rubbing it in.

[superflax]

Banned for not making me breakfast, I'm hungry.

[venuspop]

Hungry and angry, eh?

Banned!

[thebrainpolice]

^^Banned for botched cosmetic surgery. All those ugly stitches are sure to leave scars.
^Banned for lying and saying ^^ looked just fine.

[venuspop]

Banned for cosmetic brutality.

[superflax]

^^ banned for upsetting me by bringing up my biggest insecurity
^ banned for reasons unknown to me right at this moment.

[venuspop]

Banned because it pleases me. :p

[superflax]

Banned because you are becoming a hedonist.

[venuspop]

Banned for calling me names.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for not showing more hedonist sensitivity.

[Raistlin]

Banned for interrupting their back and forth.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for stuttering the old in out.

[venuspop]

Are you suffering from that toothache still, Mr VagrantChord?

Banned!

Toothachers are not allowed per Forum Rule # 12.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for that lowercase "s" under your avatar. Wear that S proudly in uppercase!

[Sprelious]

Banned for making a federal case out of lower case.

[envirodude]

Banned, just in case.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for losing his case on the bus.

[gracious]

Banned for being a mental case.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for crapping in and on my mental case.

[deconspire]

^banned for being a crappy mental case, then.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for not polishing my metal mental case.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for barbequing potatoes without pork.

[venuspop]

Banned for that lowercase "s" under your avatar. Wear that S proudly in uppercase!

:shout: ~~~ Yes Sir!

:sulk:

Banned for ordering me about!

[Dung]

Banned for entering a moustache contest on all fours.

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[Sprelious]

Banned for avatar desecration.

[venuspop]

Banned for entering a moustache contest on all fours.

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That's a pretty mustache you gave me, Dung. :)

Banned for making me prettier than I already am. :p

[Sprelious]

Banned for liking that mustache.

[venuspop]

You're just jealous because you don't have a mustache.

Banned! Jealousy is a no-no.

[Sprelious]

Banned for using the term, no-no.

[venuspop]

Yes-yes is better. No?

Banned for confusing me.

[Sprelious]

Banned fir worshiping Confucius.

[venuspop]

That's blasphemous. Confucius is not God.

Banned!

[Sprelious]

Banned for saying God is confused.

[venuspop]

I can't think of a suitable reason to ban you with next so here's an

Invalid Ban.

[Sprelious]

Banned for invalidating the Premise of this heya thread.

[venuspop]

Banned because it's been quite a while.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned. Just because I can.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for taking squealy llittle girl delight in the snow.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not building a snowman.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for showing off her snowman building skills by making 20 snowmen cavorting through the forest like children with spring fever.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for sending rain to New England.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for not paying her rain bill on time.


*payment in freshly baked goodies are acceptable*
*please, no stray puzzle pieces inside the goodies*

[LadySpock]

Bastard Ban

[VagrantChord]

Banned for bad attitude. Was going to get some freshly baked goodies but not now.






P. S. That's Mr. Bastard.


;D

[Sprelious]

Banned for witholding goodies from bastards. (We have feelings too ((Well maybe not feelings))

[VagrantChord]

Banned for not asking for professional courtesy when asking for baked goodies.

[Sprelious]

Banned for bereaucratic goodie rules.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for not respecting my sleeping authoritah!

[Sprelious]

Mr. Bastard, you are banned for assumin' you have athoritah.

[VagrantChord]

Banned for assuming that I assumed.

[gracious]

^ & ^^ both banned for exceeding quota of assumptions.

[LadySpock]

Micromanaging Ban

[VagrantChord]

Banned for knowing what the quota levels are.

[LadySpock]

verbose ban

[VagrantChord]

Terse ban.

[WoodsWoman]

Turban ban.

[jkatra]

Really mean ban.

[WoodsWoman]

Golden mean ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Gold standard ban.

[WoodsWoman]

Substandard ban.

[jkatra]

Standardized, generic, run-of-the-mill ban.

[WoodsWoman]

Specialty ban.

[Sprelious]

Patented ban

[reiven]

universal, one-ban-fits-all ban

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for failure to realize that customized bans are a better way to get your point across.

[venuspop]

Pointless Ban.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for summing up all your posts in this thread.

[reiven]

banned for poor dental hygiene
and jaundice

[LadySpock]

Trisomy 16 ban

[reiven]

ru486 ban

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for making me google that.

[reiven]

banned for thinking that an exertion.

[WoodsWoman]

banned for expectations

[jkatra]

banned for not exceeding expectations

[Hidden0477]

Banned for not exceeding unexpected expectations.

[Sprelious]

^ Banned for unexpectedly exceeding expected expectations.

[reiven]

banned for pedantic alliteration

[Artio]

^ Banned into a refrigerator for using such big words.

[reiven]

life is hard.
deal with it

sisu ban

[deconspire]

^ and ^^ banned for trying to start a "Finnish corner".

[reiven]

^ banned for being a russian spy

[Artio]

^ Banned for being against recycling.

[reiven]

banned for Gaia worship
you heathen

[jkatra]

Banned for not being the caliber of employee we normally expect at our fast food restaurant which sets high standards.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for being the caliber of employee we normally expect at our fast food restaurant which sets low standards.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because I can't tell what your avatar is supposed to be.

[reiven]

banned for 18 minutes.

[gracious]

^ Banned for seeking companions under 18.

[LadySpock]

administrative ban

[venuspop]

Star Trek Ban.

[envirodude]

If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the administration.
You may not agree, but you are, nonetheless, banned.

[venuspop]

As too, are you!

[Sprelious]

Banned for omitting ban from your ban.

[reiven]

^ omelette ban

[GenessorDios]

I'm an eggs banedict man, myself.

[venuspop]

You can't be. You don't have an ovary.

Banned!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not checking my fridge.

[venuspop]

Banned for cold-storaging your ovary. They are meant to be kept warm, to be loved, to be ... oh never mind!

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for irritation.

[LadySpock]

hypoallergenic ban

[JasonINTJ]

Lampshade ban

[reiven]

sock-on-your-head ban

[JasonINTJ]

Anorexia nervosa ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because there are too many shirtless people here.

[LadySpock]

DSM-III ban

[thebrainpolice]

^ Banned for having all of the disorders in that book.

[venuspop]

Banned for going offline just when you knew you'd be banned.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for allowing gravity's gravitation to gravitationally gravitate you...

[venuspop]

Banned for making me peer into the nothingness of your avatar.

[Hidden0477]

Ban for peering into the nothingness of my avatar

[venuspop]

Banned for the obvious.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for ending your sentence with a period.

[venuspop]

A pot calling a kettle black.

Banned!

[Hidden0477]

Banned for over-emphasizing the word banned with an exclamation point.

[venuspop]

Banned for noticing.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for being the funniest person I never met.

[venuspop]

Banned for having the cutest avatar I couldn't see.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for not being able to see my avatar.

[venuspop]

Banned for hiding.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for only using eleven letters of the alphabet in your last post.

[venuspop]

My apologies. That was clumsy of me.

Banned!

You thought I forgot, didn't you?

[Hidden0477]

Banned because I forget why you think I thought you forgot I had forgotten while forgetting to forget your apologies.

[venuspop]

Trying to confuse, are we?

Banned!

[Hidden0477]

Banned because I love your avatar.

[venuspop]

I would say the same of you (just to be polite) but there's nothing to see in that little black box. :p

Banned for not showing yourself.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for not adjusting the screen to your computer to enable you to see my avatar.

[venuspop]

You could have fooled me.

Banned.

[Hidden0477]

Banned indefinitely for using a one worded sentence.

[venuspop]

I protest your indefinite ban.

Please ban definitely.

Banned. Definitely banned.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for Protesting.

Banned for politely asking to be banned definitely.

Banned for banned. Indefinitely banned for definitely banning me.

[venuspop]

Banned for banning a banned banner.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for the ban of the banner who banned the banned banner banning.

[venuspop]

You are confusing me and that is not allowed under Forum Rule # 13.1 (c) which stipulates clearly that dogs are not to be confused.

Banned for 40 days.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for 40 nights for banning me for 40 days.

[venuspop]

40 days and 40 nights later ...

[Hidden0477]

Banned for forgetting to ban the person who posted previously to you!

[venuspop]

Banned for not observing the prohibitory period.

[Hidden0477]

Let's keep it simple. Banned!

[venuspop]

The banality of simplicity made me banalicious.

Banned for that.

[Hidden0477]

Banned for the improper use of words semantically in your last post.

[venuspop]

Banned for making sense, if nothing else.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for sensibilities.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for having sense without sensibility.

[LadySpock]

Banal ban

[Sprelious]

Banned for senselessness

[deconspire]

^ banned for using an "s" in close to 30% of that sentence.

[Sprelious]

Bannes for being an S-hole

[reiven]

banned for shooting Spre


e.


what? it was a pun and i'm hyper-sensitive to the spelling nazis.

[LadySpock]

Concentric thinking pattern ban

[reiven]

porridge ban

[Karatekel]

Banned for being Sméagol (a.k.a Gollum).

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[deconspire]

obvious ban

[GenessorDios]

Sub BanAllNonGD()

Dim MemName as Member

For Each MemName in Threads("Banned")
If Not MemName = "GenessorDios" Then
Ban MemName
End If
Next MemName

End Sub

F5

[thebrainpolice]

excel spreadsheet ban.

[venuspop]

I agree with you ban.

[GenessorDios]

@thebanpolice: You don't exist, so quit it.

[Sprelious]

Banned for inserting code with administrative permission.

[reiven]

banned for inserting cod with avocado parmesan.

[thebrainpolice]

banned for wearing a codpiece.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for being so crooked, you can't even point straight.

[Sprelious]

Banned for missing an opprotunity to comment on Codpiece

[reiven]

banned for posting pictures of missing persons on your codpiece

[LadySpock]

Emotional ban

[reiven]

locomotion ban

[Sprelious]

Choo Choo Ban

[venuspop]

shoo! shoo! ban.

[reiven]

raw fish and rice ban

[GenessorDios]

F5

>:|

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

[reiven]

pleasing ban

[venuspop]

Ray Ban

[LadySpock]

Omnibus ban

[Sprelious]

Omnipotent Ban

[thebrainpolice]

impotent ban

[Foiler]

Banned for being clever.

[reiven]

camo tinfoil ban

[Sprelious]

Banned for anything and everything

[venuspop]

Carte Blanche Ban

[thebrainpolice]

Film Noir Ban

[Sprelious]

Banned for archaic film reference.

[reiven]

banned for making me think of steve gutenberg in The Fly

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for being an anachronism.

[Sprelious]

Banned for being in Akron.

[reiven]

banned for stirring up tensions as a member of acorn.

[venuspop]

Banned for being as tensed as an acorn.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for such a shell job.

[LadySpock]

Legume ban

[idoj]

Banned for self preservation....

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for lack of self preservation. Don't you know that shit will give you cancer.

[reiven]

banned for blowing on the dice and saying "new shoes baby, i needs me some new shoes"

[Sprelious]

Banned for not wearing shoes.

[reiven]

banned for hatin' on the poverty

[Sprelious]

Banned for making an incorrect assumption.

[reiven]

banned for miking an incoherent assemblyman

[Kmal]

banned for misunderstanding bans

[Sprelious]

Banned for irreverent reverence.

[Kmal]

banned for loving

[Sprelious]

Banned for loving on a park bench ... Alone

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for sitting on the park bench (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Sprelious]

Banned for putting up a video my iPhone won't open.

[reiven]

banned for sitting on the park bench (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[envirodude]

benched for parking your van on my seat

[MrControll]

banned for setting up your seat in the middle of a parking lot.

[GenessorDios]

@reiven: Banned because there's no snot running down his nose.

[Ferbguy101]

Banned for having an avatar whose eyes look like ****s

[jkatra]

Banned for mysterious asterisks.

[reiven]

banned for demystifying punctuation.

is nothing sacred?

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for slaughtering sacred cows and turning them into hamburgers.

[reiven]

banned for suggesting the McHindu

[jkatra]

Banned for not supporting new product development through effective consumer insights.

[LadySpock]

Bullshittery ban

[Sprelious]

Banned for mistaking solid marketing principles for bulshit.

[LadySpock]

banned for using the words marketing & principles in the same phrase

[reiven]

oximorban