Banned

[Mikko]

Thou shalt not take the name of Malkavia thy God in vain; for Malkavia will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain ban.

[venuspop]

Banned for introducing Smonday and inciting a probable calendar war.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not picking up the cause. MALKAVIA!!!!!

[Mikko]

Banned for not being Malkavia.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for asking me to aim for the impossible!

[Gerard91]

Banned because I don't want you to ban me.

[UnrulyR3d]

Silliness ban.

[Gerard91]

Banned in the name of silly reason instead of silly feelings.

[UnrulyR3d]

Declaration ban.

[Gerard91]

Philosophical ban.

[UnrulyR3d]

Groundless ban. But what do you care when you can fly. :p

[GettingBetter]

missing avatar ban.

[jkatra]

All the previous posters are banned who didn't mention Malkavia.

[envirodude]

Sentence structure ban, FTW!

[UnrulyR3d]

Structural ban.

[envirodude]

Systemic ban

[UnrulyR3d]

Gangrene ban. Sorry Dude we must amputate. Your brain tissue has rotted.

[Cooper]

I cannot ban you....you just came back.....

[UnrulyR3d]

Then you leave yourself open friend. Banned! Double banned! Triple banned! To the moon banned. Hehe.

[Cooper]

Fine. Banned for leaving in the first place.....*sticks tongue out and does that Italian chin thing*

[UnrulyR3d]

International sign language ban.
*makes peace sign*
*slowly rotates forearm and hand*
*flicks wrist*

[venuspop]

Why happened to your avatar?

Banned!

[UnrulyR3d]

Not a proper ban banned.

[venuspop]

Improper Ban.

Banned! :p

[UnrulyR3d]

Correction ban.

[envirodude]

Banned for failure to accept an INTJ's need to correct you.

[venuspop]

Banned for not counting numbers here.

[thebrainpolice]

This ban brought to you by the number 36528

[Silverblitz]

Banned for representing 36528

[UnrulyR3d]

^^ This a ban. This station is conducting a ban of the emergency bancasting system. This is only a ban.

^ early snake ban.

[Silverblitz]

Early worm ban

[UnrulyR3d]

Wormhole ban

[Silverblitz]

Black hole ban

[UnrulyR3d]

Black cape ban.

[Silverblitz]

Blank avatar ban

[Gerard91]

Bitchy avatar ban.

[UnrulyR3d]

Beautiful background ban.

[Fyrnae]

no background ban

[envirodude]

snowball between your three eyes ban

[Fyrnae]

ice cubes down the back of your shirt ban

[envirodude]

Dare you to ban ('cause you know where those ice cubes are gonna end up, don't you?)

[venuspop]

Getting suggestive, eh? Banned!

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not returning my calls.

[venuspop]

Banned for not answering my calls.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for having a bad phone connection.

[venuspop]

Banned for faulty phone.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for making a poor excuse.

[venuspop]

Banned for not having an excuse!

[envirodude]

Dirty mind ban.

[venuspop]

Not counting numbers first? Banned!

[envirodude]

Banned because post 36551 has only 6 pts. Oh sure, it's more than posts 36552 and 36553, but I was holding out for the 14 glory girls of 36554.

[UnrulyR3d]

Holding out. Banned.

[venuspop]

Banned for not declaring the number of points you get with your post.
4

[Gerard91]

Banned by the god of internet.

[gracious]

Blasphemy ban, combined with new avatar made me think you were a newbie ban.

[Silverblitz]

Remain calm while I ban you

[gracious]

Banned for not allowing me to respond emotionally in accordance with my nature.

[Mikko]

Banned for not using angry emoticons.

[gracious]

B:!blank:nned in an ambiguous manner.

[Mikko]

Banned for bonning (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[Silverblitz]

^^ Banned for blank expression
^ Banned for attaching links

[Mikko]

Banned for being snaked easily.

[gracious]

Banned because he knows I can't access u.dictionary from work.

[Silverblitz]

Banned by Nature

[Mikko]

Unnatural ban

[Silverblitz]

Contraband

[Fyrnae]

Banned by the Fae.

[gracious]

Manufaectured ban.

[Silverblitz]

Banned from the water since it's polluted with oil

[Mikko]

Banister.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for your banter.

[gracious]

Banocular. (snaked but that actually made it better)!

[Silverblitz]

Bruce Banner

[gracious]

Banned for making me Hulk out.

[Silverblitz]

Banned for turning red instead of green

[gracious]

Colour blindness ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for spelling color with a u.

[Gerard91]

Banned for now knowing the British English version of the word color.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for failure to realize that American English is the best.

[gracious]

Banned for a language where "Dubya" exists and means something.

[thebrainpolice]

Damn. I can't argue with that. Banned for not giving me a good reason to ban you.

[gracious]

Speechless ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for still standing in that water. It has to be filthy by now.

[Mikko]

Banned for filthy talks.

[gracious]

Banned for not whispering.

[Silverblitz]

^^Banned for stopping said filthy talks
^ Banned for cutting in

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for filthy mind.

[Silverblitz]

Banned for mind reading

[Gerard91]

Banned in the name of chocolate.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned in the name of Vanilla Fudge.
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[jkatra]

Banned for blue linking.

[Mikko]

Banned for banning based on color.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for lack of pizza.

[Mikko]

Chicago-style Ban Pizza.

[WoodsWoman]

Thanks ban.

[jkatra]

You're not welcome ban.

[deconspire]

Rude ban

[Author]

Discourtesy ban.

[jkatra]

Banned for outdated writing tools.

[envirodude]

Banned for shirking tradition.

[jkatra]

Banned for doing the shirking in a non-shirking area of the country.

[thebrainpolice]

^^Banned for being old.
^Banned for looking down on me.

[MassHysteria]

^Banned for bad Anthony Hopkins impression.

[venuspop]

Banned for inciting mass hysteria.

[envirodude]

banned for indicting MH for self-incitement

[venuspop]

Banned for displaying unhealthy excitement over MH's self-incitement.

[envirodude]

Banned for citing me for excited self-incitement.
Whose got the perky ears and big eyes? Oh right, that's you. What're you looking at girl? Is it a doggy treat? Yes it is. Does snookums wanna doggy tweat? Yes you do! Enthusiast, curb thyself.

[venuspop]

Banned ~~~ for crying out loud!

[envirodude]

Banned for bearing false witness; there was no crying or screaming. Or moaning. And in particular no grunting. Oh, I may have sighed, but that's not at all the same thing now is it. Harumph? Harumph?? Look, I don't even know what that is, so I assure you I didn't do that either. At least, not on purpose. Anyway, you're banned, so best be quiet now.

[UnrulyR3d]

Lengthy confession ban.

[Silverblitz]

Banned because my avatar commands it :evil:. Watch the anime and you'll understand...it's pretty good even if you don't like anime.

[Gerard91]

Banned, just banned.

[deconspire]

^double banned

[Gerard91]

Threesome ban.

[Minerva]

Banned three times for not being online to play when I came back from a 3 month hiatus!

[venuspop]

Banned for going on an unauthorized 3 months hiatus.

[envirodude]

Banned for taking time out of your busy day to ban innocent people.

[venuspop]

A pot calling a kettle black.

Banned! Ban! Ban! Ban! So there!

[Gerard91]

Big Ben ban.

[envirodude]

absurd non sequitur ban

[deconspire]

Wiley Miller ban

[UnrulyR3d]

Random ban.

[Bisclavret]

"No random bans allowed" ban.

[venuspop]

No werewolves allowed!

Banned!

[envirodude]

I gotta agree with you on that one. I even put a "no werewolves allowed" sign on my sons' room to keep them safe. They were quite comforted, until one day, the sign fell down...

Good taste in werewolves aside, vp is banned for being a quitter (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[venuspop]

Banned for calling a quitter a quitter. You should call a spade a spade!

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for being a queen of spades.

[Silverblitz]

Banned for hating spades

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for skipping school.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for missing school. Why? You are free to pursue the really interesting things in life... okay I miss it too. :P

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for such a lovely avatar. *smile*

[gracious]

Banned for good natured banning.

[Gerard91]

Banned for my own defects.

[envirodude]

Banned for recognising your defects, but failing to auto-ban yourself.

[Gerard91]

You're banned, dude.

[Minerva]

Banned for putting butterflies in glass orbs! So cruel...

[envirodude]

Banned for putting avatars of hot sunny weather on people's computers just getting 6 months of snow and ice underway. So cruel...

[Minerva]

*LOL*

Banned for not living in the Tropics.

*You would love to be here right now, wouldn't you?*

[Anemoi]

Banned for wearing an orange dress in November.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for playing games when you should be studying.

[Anemoi]

^Banned for banning me wearing those glasses the wrong way.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for soliciting banishment.

[Anemoi]

^Banned for taking his wand out in Hogsmeade.

[Eye on Earth]

^ banned for teasing starfish.

[Anemoi]

^Banned for not lending a cheese grater to the neighbor.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for unplanned ringing of bells and chanting all night.

[Anemoi]

^Banned for shamelessly taking long naps.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for stealing restaurant garbage.

[venuspop]

Banned for making a scene at said restaurant. You sir, are not allowed to dance on the tables.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not partaking in the festivities. Come on let me buy you a drink. Just one.

[lamplighter]

Banned for banning then inviting back.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for that ridiculous ban. Want me to buy you a drink as well?

[lamplighter]

Banned for trying to get me into a vulnerable state to take advantage me.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for playing hard to get. Really it's just one drink. ;)

[venuspop]

What's that you slip into that just one drink?

Banned!

[John F Kennedy]

Banned for saving people from a tainted drink... it could have been interesting!

[envirodude]

Banned for encouraging UR3D in her ingenious but devious masterplan.

[Anemoi]

Banned for attempting to disrupt a masterplan

[envirodude]

Banned for planning to disrupt an attemptmaster.
Please don't overanalyse. Bans need not conform to your preconceived notions of "logic". Bans simply ARE. And to some of us, they ARE beautiful, just the way they R.

[Vhanon]

Banned for hiding subliminal messages aimed at suppressing a mind's logical capacities.

[lamplighter]

Banned for attempting to disrupt someone's plan to control the masses.

[BellaBianca]

Banned for not keeping the lamps in the avatar (the new one is nice though.)

[lamplighter]

Banned for trying to make people conform. (Thank you though)

[BellaBianca]

Banned for making me feel unappreciated. Bohoooo! (Kidding. I'm just banning you.)

[envirodude]

Banned for collegiality among the banned. (Civility can be contagious.)

[BellaBianca]

Banned for violation of copyrights - Bill Watterson is very uptight about this, I have heard.

[envirodude]

Banned for being cowed by other people's uptightedness. Further banned for making me make up words (see above). And finally, banned for heresay, heresy, and hairspray, in that order.

[BellaBianca]

.....hairspray?

That. That's just so....rude!

I BAN YOU! ha.

[envirodude]

Oh what's rude got to do, got to do with it
What's rude but a second hand emotion?
Banned for provoking me to channel Tina Turner on a Saturday afternoon.

[BellaBianca]

Okay. Now, that's a good reason....

I'll ban you, anyway. Just for the habit.

[Vocal]

I cant ban Enviro-dude because he works for greenpeace, and i like green, so lamp lighter's banned for having red leafs instead of green, and anemoi banned for banning enviro-dude, bella's banned because she thinks we appreciate her, Vhanon's banned for hiding her face in the corner instead of hiding subliminal messages, Jhon "F" Kennedy is banned because im against homo sexuality, UnrulyR3d becuase no1 buys her drinks, and venuspop.........ooohh look at those puppy eyes........BANNED!

[BellaBianca]

And Vocal is banned in a rather prophetic manner.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for posting in "Invisible Mode." I see you!

[BellaBianca]

Of course you do. I ban you for making a point of it.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for being so agreeable.

[lamplighter]

Banned for discouraging peace in an otherwise volatile thread.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for making me put away my lighter.

[lamplighter]

Banned for the futility of trying to light anything.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for nihilistic predictions. You sound like you need someone to buy you a drink. ;)

[lamplighter]

Banned for being like all other women, just one thing on your minds I swear.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for making sweeping generalizations. Please don't insult other women on account of my singular one track mind. :(

[lamplighter]

Banned. Because I have on no less than 3 occasions, from 3 different women, heard say "I like them young, dumb, and full of cum". So banned for trying cover up for the others.

[envirodude]

Banned for being too old, too smart, and, um, let's just leave it at that.

[venuspop]

Banned for leaving it at that. Now, what am I to think?

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for making me stay up so late.

[venuspop]

Banned for not staying longer to play these word games with me.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not staying up even later to catch my ban.

[np89]

Banned for being so unruly.

[lamplighter]

Banned for trying to create peace.

[envirodude]

Banned for banmongering.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because I'm sure lamplighter doesn't banmonger as much as you.

[envirodude]

Banned for certainty without empirical observation (objectively verifiable indicators). You could have cited the number of posts in the Ban thread... Being sure without justification, that almost sounds... iNtuitive!

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[Owfin]

Banned for assuming that this makes TheBrainPolice intuitive. Are you crazy? It makes him ti dominant, so thebrainpolice is really an INTP! *scare chord*

[envirodude]

Banned because I just realised I'm surrounded by ISTJs (and they don't even know they're dead - Total lack of intuition, sheesh)

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not chopping their heads off while you had the chance.
*shakes head*
*pulls out machete and prepares for the onslaught*

[Owfin]

Banned for now being on the floor, dead. Although, the blood does go quite nicely with my rug.

[lamplighter]

Banned because of pony leprosy. Strange how it shows up purple.

[venuspop]

Banned for reminding me of my Purple Cow.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for having a purple cow.

[envirodude]

^^^Banned for banning Owfin when the standard multi-drug therapy treatment for leprosy renders the patient non-contagious within two weeks.

@Ow, I apologise for L²'s ridiculous overreaction to your mild bacterial infection. Cultural norms around leprosy have a long way to go. You are not banned - instead you are requested to stay away for a mere two weeks. And, if you avatar could avoid exhaling in a downward direction during that time, it would be much appreciated.

^^ banned for snaking
^ banned for ... no actually I'm with you on the purple cow thing
<-- banned for typing too slowly

Next banner, please ban CP because he's really got it coming.

[venuspop]

What's this sore on your nose?

Banned! *shudders* ~~~ And don't even look at me!

[Minerva]

Banned for popping!

[lamplighter]

^Banned for drinking a hot beverage naked under the sheets.

[Minerva]

^banned for trying to get under my sheets without permission.

[venuspop]

^ Banned for not inviting me under your sheets.

[Minerva]

^banned for getting hair on my sheets!

*bad doggie!*

[venuspop]

^ Banned for blaming your hair on me.

[Minerva]

^banned for biting up your neighbour's shoes!

[lamplighter]

^Banned for not smacking her on the but with a newspaper for it.

[thebrainpolice]

^Banned for not smacking her on the but with a newspaper for it.

Banned for misspelling butt.

[Minerva]

^^banned for cruelty to animals! :nono:

^banned for correcting spelling. It's only a game, hun! :laugh:

[venuspop]

Banned for fussiness over spelling.

Banned for cruelty to animal?
Yes!
Banned!

[lamplighter]

Banned for being slow

[Minerva]

Banned for not understanding how hard it is to type with paws!

[lamplighter]

Banned for thinking I care, get a keyboard with bigger keys, and type with two paws I say.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for promoting the culture of speed and instant gratification. Go slow.

[Minerva]

^^Banned for not caring! So heartless!

^Banned for being a turtle!

[lamplighter]

^Banned for too much Fe.

[Minerva]

Banned for too much Te.

[lamplighter]

Banned for breaking INTJf rule 71 "Never use 'too much' and 'thinking/te' in the same sentence without a negative".

[Minerva]

^Banned for not knowing that rules are to be broken!

[thebrainpolice]

^^Banned for rule mongering. Are your trying to out SJ us?
^ Banned for snaking.

[lamplighter]

^Banned for thinking I could out SJ Minerva

[Minerva]

Banned for wanting to something else Minerva.

[venuspop]

Banned for being Minerva.

[lamplighter]

^^Banned for being suggestive.

^Banned for hacking a way around the 35sec limit between posts.

[Minerva]

^Banned for loving me suggestive but trying to act all innocent!

[lamplighter]

^Banned for telling the truth

[Minerva]

^banned for damning the best policy.

[lamplighter]

^Banned for foul language, there could be children looking at this!

[Minerva]

^banned for not reading the forum rules!

[lamplighter]

^Banned for not realizing children lie about their age all the time on the internet.

[Minerva]

^Banned for being one of these children he speaks of.

[lamplighter]

Banned for trying to profile me as a child because of my mental handicap.

[Minerva]

^Banned for being handicapped!

[venuspop]

Banned for no reason.

[lamplighter]

^^Banned for being a cruel mistress.

^Banned for abuse of authority.

[Minerva]

Banned for liking it.

[lamplighter]

^Banned for making me want to come back for more.

[Minerva]

^banned for even considering that it would be any other way.

[lamplighter]

Banned for leaving me with no choice

[Minerva]

^banned for asking for choices!

*You shall do only as I decree!*

[lamplighter]

^Banned for making me say "Yes Mistress" anytime you make statements like that.

[Owfin]

Banned for going back and forth between the same two people.

Also, my avatar with leprosy died, and its replacement cannot catch leprosy! Huzzah!

[Minerva]

^banned for not thanking me.

[lamplighter]

^Banned for acting like a real Mistress.

[Minerva]

^banned for thinking that I am acting!

*100 lashed for you!*

[lamplighter]

^Banned for violating our contract by not applying vaseline before whipping me so much.

[Minerva]

^banned for thinking I would honour such a lame contract!

[venuspop]

Banned for dishonoring a contract.