Banned

[ness2361]

^^ Punstuh BAN

---------- Post added 09-21-2011 at 11:52 PM ----------

^Anti-kid-ding BAN. (And from a chihuahua)

[envirodude]

Banned for obscure knowledge including, but not limited to, the correct spelling of chiwowow.

[venuspop]

Banned for spelling chiwowow wrongly. It should be spelt chiwowo, no chihuhu, no...damn!

Banned for confusing me!

[ness2361]

Spanglish BAN.

[envirodude]

Englañol prohibición

[ness2361]

Purty Good Poser BAN

cuz purty good ain't good 'nuff.

[Sprelious]

Bernard Purty ban

[ness2361]

I Tought I Saw a Pooty Tat BAN

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for nostalgia

[Sprelious]

Banned for you ain't seen nothing yet.

[ness2361]

I Can't BAN 'Spree, Now: He has made my night.

[envirodude]

Failure to ban BAN (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[ness2361]

Hawk BAN.

I'm goin' political on your ass!

[envirodude]

a purely defensive BAN, I assure you

[ness2361]

Your avi is too damn cute BAN

[envirodude]

YOUR avi is too damnED amorphous BAN

[ness2361]

Wull, find me one I like, and I'll 'cept it, Dude!

[envirodude]

Valleyness BAN

you already rejected my avi offering, or did you forget?

[ness2361]

I have a torn rib; I take too many medications; I am a cry-baby; I have no car; I can't take walks because it's still too hot in the mountains... Oh, this is where I was really going:

Of course i forgot, you young, healthy snot: I have Alzheimer's and drug-induced stupidity, not to mention 2:00a.m. pain I cannot alleviate elst I'll be up all night,

AND the one avi replacement, that was all you had?!?

I forgot, seriously, for most of the reasons stated above, PLUS you suggested whatever it was (really big, I remember that, the sample was) when you were a T-Rex in a snazzy jet or something so I didn't associate the avid with the the former avi, which brings me to point # WHATEVER:

How will my Friends or interested lurkers find me without my petri dish contents, eh?

But if you provide, say, 10 possibilities AND promise to modify them to fit the reqs, and I like one or two, I'll go for a vote: make a voting or polling thread, and change it.

'K?

BANNED for insensitivity to my age. You do realize, in some countries; hell, in some states in America, I'm old enough to be, possibly, your grandmother? No?

Ignorance BAN: add that, and take that: hoisted on your own leotard (I see it under the tee shirt, don't think I don't.)

[Gerard91]

TL;DR ban.

[ness2361]

I don't know what TL (Grin) R means but thems fightin' words:

Revenge BAN: tomorrow, if I remember and I have the energy, and someone reps me or PMs me what TL (Grin) R means.

I like you, so I'll just have to MAKE MYSELF pay you back, in spades, baby, in spades.

[jkatra]

Lots of talking about stuff ban.

[venuspop]

Banned for having a nice avatar.

[gracious]

Banned for trademark infringement on The White Stripes.

[Sprelious]

Banned for the afternoon

[gracious]

Banned for whatever shift you're working today.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not knowing

[gracious]

Banned for encouraging me to stalk.

[Sprelious]

Banned for enjoying it

[gracious]

Banned for projecting my motives.

[ness2361]

Reel-to-Reel BAN

[CrudeHypothesis]

Discouraging response BAN

[GenessorDios]

Stop boring me with your banspiracy theories.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned from the Grassy Knoll.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for being too sexy for your shirt.

[venuspop]

Banned for going headless.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for being bodiless.

[jkatra]

Banned for not adopting casual Friday dress.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for using a hairpiece. I can see the lines.

[Synapse]

Banned for being hairless.

[John F Kennedy]

Banned for making me think of science class.

[GenessorDios]

John F Bannedy is dead. You, sir, are an impostor. Kindly knollsnipe yourself.

[venuspop]

Banned for going missing on us..

[GenessorDios]

Banned for a temptingly exposed carotid artery/trachea.

*sharpens knife*

[venuspop]

Banned for ogling.

[GenessorDios]

GD: Hey GD.
GD: ....
GD: Hey GD!
GD: What?
GD: Hey I got something to tell you!
GD: You're banned.
GD: You're....aww fuck you.

[venuspop]

Banned for talking to yourself. Only the old and toothless are allowed that privilege.

[jkatra]

Banned for having privileges.

[GenessorDios]

@sunclassical: Banned. I miss you. :(

[envirodude]

Banned for GooD.

[Sprelious]

Banned for Ass backwards capitalization.

[GenessorDios]

@envirodude: Well obviously no one's going to perform the Heimlich Baneuver on your choking ass with you brandishing that sword.

[Gerard91]

Banned for random murder.

[GenessorDios]

:shocked:

Banned for defying the first 25% of this forum's slogan!

*squints*

Oh, that doesn't say Massmurderers?

:embarrassed:

My bad....

[envirodude]

Banned for believing the fine print.

[Gerard91]

Banned for using medieval weaponry

[Sprelious]

^Banned for not recognizing a Cutlass when he sees one.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for snappy dressing.

[Gerard91]

Banned for being naked.

[Sprelious]

Banned for Bowitry

[Gerard91]

Banned for banning me again.

[Sprelious]

Banned for redundancy

[Gerard91]

Banned for the same as above.

[JC22]

Banned for redundancy

^This.

[Sprelious]

Banned for redundant redundancy.

[Gerard91]

Banned for redundant redundant redundancy.

[JC22]

Banned for redundant redundant redundant redundancy.

[venuspop]

Banned for parroting.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for feeding having a parrot named Poly in honor of her polyamorous lifestyle.

[gracious]

^ Bandalous!

[GenessorDios]

That was only bangentially related to what he said.

[gracious]

Banned for ban that is subbandard.

[Wry Satyr]

bangerous with her beak!

[gracious]

Banned for making me bancakes instead of french toast.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not drooling as much when you see me as when you walk past children's toilets.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for leering at the children and leaking oil when they're on their way to/fom the toilet.

[gracious]

Banned for throwing a bucket of salt water at GD and hastening his rust.

[GenessorDios]

It hurts, but did you have to sing bantry music while he did it?

[gracious]

Mind was lost in an endless bantasy.

[Wry Satyr]

author of Bangels and Demons.

[gracious]

^ Former member of 80s band, The Bangles.

[GenessorDios]

By forum bylaws, sebanty percent of such posts as above go to me.

[gracious]

Banforcement ban.

[Wry Satyr]

member of the Bnager Sisters.

[GenessorDios]

Your posts are so devoid of content, they're banorexic.

BOOM, insult thread mashup!

[gracious]

Banned to live out the balance of your days in Brance.

[GenessorDios]

Ban Solo would have kicked your ass to the curb.

[gracious]

Banned for giving George Lucas ideas on how to 'improve' the original trilogy.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for ungracious behavior.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for having vultures tattooed on her bosom.

[GenessorDios]

@Coralaisly: Why are you so coralais? Banned for coralaisly posting everywhere.

[gracious]

Banned by Ronnie James Dio for unapproved pluralizing of his last name.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for only triplicate values of R, G & B in your avatar.

[gracious]

Subliminal ban.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not knowing what's going on, even superliminally.

[gracious]

Banned for inhaling Superlemon Pledge.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for pledging to inhale deeply.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not changing horns. I can already see your wear line.

[gracious]

Banned for helmet with split ends.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for doing splits while wearing crotchless panties.

[gracious]

Banned for that was your mother.

[psykhe]

banned for denying the obvious.

[Wry Satyr]

^^banned for making me think of my mom in that way.

^banned for living the obvious.

[gracious]

Banned for something completely innocent.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for giving me a used halo.

[gracious]

Banned for a little elbow grease and you can buff that rust right off.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for enthusiastically buffing until it was nice and shiny.

[Sprelious]

Banned for lack of powder.

[Wry Satyr]

Banned for playing the starring role in the movie of the same name.

[Sprelious]

Banned for being the only one to see the movie

[gracious]

Banned for thinking a movie about talc refining would be uninteresting.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for stalking me at the theatre

[ness2361]

Banned for cutting bottom out of popcorn container...

[Wry Satyr]

banned for knowing full well when you reached for the popcorn.

[gracious]

Banned for extra butter content.

[Sprelious]

Banned for wasting perfectly good popcorn

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not letting it go to waste

[gracious]

Banned for bringing refreshments from home into a theatre.

[ness2361]

^Banned for knowing what the hell I was talking about... Wait, I appreciate that.

Can't BAN you.

^^ You call a flask of whiskey he kept to himself, refreshment(s)?

Lack of plurality BAN.

[gracious]

Banfusing

[ness2361]

I got my carats mixed up :={

Sorry...

[gracious]

Forgivban

[Wry Satyr]

^^banned for no ban.

[ness2361]

BlueVeinSplitTongueCornholioHorny BAN

[Synapse]

Banned for horn fetish.

[envirodude]

Banned because I felt like destroying something beautiful.

[Synapse]

Banned for wanton destruction.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned so I can wantonly destroy this thread.

[envirodude]

Banned for wantonly attempting to thwart others' most noble urges.

[ness2361]

wanton soup BAN

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for letting a child have a sword. He already poked one of his eyes out.

snaked.

[ness2361]

Reasonable BAN: and I hate reasonable, today: you poked out his other eye, you think?

Muhahahahaha

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for evil laughter.

[ness2361]

Goodness BAN

[thebrainpolice]

Evil ban.

[ness2361]

Palindrome-less BAN.

I tried something here but it didn't work.

[GenessorDios]

You smell bancid. You might wanna get a shower before coming back here.

[ness2361]

That was funny. Well, I FEEL bancid, which is just as bad as an INTJ, but I'm stubborn so here I am:

Outta-My-Face-Peg-Leg-Head BAN

[GenessorDios]

Why the excessive hyphbanation?

[Bisclavret]

Banned for not banning the bannable.

[ness2361]

BANNED for not liking the baklava I made you.

[GenessorDios]

Is that what it was? I thought it was a balaclava. Banned for terrible culinary skills.

[ness2361]

Bite Me, BAN

Oh, not with those teeth...

No-Bites BAN.

[Gerard91]

Banned for the brain damage.

[Sprelious]

Banned for dog eat dog.

[Gerard91]

Hmmm, is that you?

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Banned for making a profile on dating site with a note "married". In other words being married and looking for dates? This deserves a ban without doubt. Second thing is that you don't have any information besides that.

[Sprelious]

Banned for snooping. I took a test and inadvertently started a profile.

[Gerard91]

Banned for expecting me to think that this is your actual profile (the one on dating site). I would rather think this is just another person who thought that "Sprelious" is a good idea for a nickname.

[jkatra]

Banned for refusing to date Sprelious.

[Rift Zone]

Banned for not paying attention when being spoken to.

[envirodude]

Banned for premature interjection.

[Synapse]

Banned for general immaturity.

[envirodude]

Banned for impugning my finest quality.

And since we're only supposed to ban the last poster, I'd like to take this opportunity to invite stasis to visit this thread just once, for fun.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because stasis declined your invitation.

[jkatra]

Banned for invitation monitoring.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for glaring at us all, Snoopy-vulturelike.

[jkatra]

Banned for referring to Snoopy without the explicit permission of MetLife.

[ness2361]

Life Insurance BAN

[envirodude]

Banned because my brother works for a life insurance company. Ok, he works in commercial lines, but they also sell life insurance. What are you trying to do to my family?

[ness2361]

Unappreciative BAN:

Get them out of business, maaaan, and into creative projects like blowing bubbles from a big wand in Balboa Park (San Diego) right outside the Botanical Gardens, making spare change and being happy.

[envirodude]

Banned for not considering the happiness state of my nephews. Callous....

[ness2361]

Smooth Hand Ban

Never did a lick of word in your life--just look at your three fingers--right hand. Gah!

[jkatra]

Banned for encouraging bubble blowing from wands in San Diego without first receiving the explicit permission of San Diego law enforcement.

[ness2361]

Anti-HippyDippy BAN.

[Sprelious]

Barefoot ban

[envirodude]

Footloose ban

[Sprelious]

Six degrees ban

[envirodude]

Fourth degree ban

[Sprelious]

Degree double antiperspirant ban

[envirodude]

I like to have my own, in-di-vi-dual, odour, BAN.

[Sprelious]

Punny ban

[GenessorDios]

I find that puns are bancillary to humor.

[reiven]

in the wrong hands, puns are the bantithesis of humor

[GenessorDios]

I find that in my hands, bansturbation tends to be prothetical.

[reiven]

banned for trying a dirty gomez by yourself

[GenessorDios]

Why, when I try to perform bannilingus, does my pillow not appreciate it like they do in the movies?

[thebrainpolice]

Damn it! Quit banjaculating everywhere. You're making a mess.

[envirodude]

Anti-masterbantion ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned on behalf of the banography industry.

[Sprelious]

Banned because Brady threw four interceptions and I'm in a really bad mood

[Wry Satyr]

Bad mood ban.

[Synapse]

Good mood ban.

[envirodude]

mood ring ban

[datagirl]

moody blues ban

[thebrainpolice]

nights in white satin ban.

[datagirl]

guys in white satin ban

[envirodude]

gay whites into Satan ban

[gracious]

Stain on pants - what the hell have I sat in Ban.

[envirodude]

I'll say, what is a pond, Alex.
Banned for weirdest Jeopardy topic ever.

[gracious]

Daily Double Ban.

[envirodude]

Double double chez T Ho's ban
(apologies to non-Canadians)

[gracious]

Timbit ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Whats a Timbit ban

[gracious]

Failure to google ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Corporate shill ban.

[gracious]

As Canadian as Apple Pie ban.

[thebrainpolice]

As American as moderation and self-restraint ban.

[ness2361]

Widow's peak BAN.

[gracious]

Banned because nobody stopped me.

[ness2361]

Iconoclast BAN.

Hardly seems fair coming from me, I know.

[thebrainpolice]

hypocrisy ban

[ness2361]

Over-use of word, hypocrisy BAN.

Could have been any one of us but it happened to be you who posted next.

[gracious]

Banned after I inject you with this little hypodermic needle.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for not sterilizing that needle.

[ness2361]

All three of us are BANNED by menage a trois decree.

[Fyrnae]

Mind in the gutter ban.

[envirodude]

Were you the dirty girl in "The Name of the Rose"? ban.

[Nemesis]

I had to google "The Name of the Rose" to get the reference, and now I'm going to need to read the book because it sounds great. I could never ban someone for that... but in your case... banned.

[jkatra]

Dear Nemesis,

Thank you for your participation in this game. We hope your past experiences here have been rewarding. Unfortunately, it has come to our attention that you are not engaging in conduct that is sufficiently aligned with the best interests of this game. As a result, you are BANNED for one (1) year. We apologize for any inconvenience this will cause you, and we hope that you continue to be a participating member of this game in the future.

Sincerely and best wishes,

Jkatra

[envirodude]

Banned for impersonating a mod despite a puny little sub-2300 post count. Oh wait, that's what this thread is all about. Well then fuck it, you know what comes next...

[jkatra]

Banned for insightfulness. : )

[GenessorDios]

Banned for being another noparseophobe.

[Sprelious]

Banned for code violations

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not knowing the code's more like guidelines, anyway.

[venuspop]

Banned for talking about guidelines.

[Rift Zone]

banned for subverting guidelines.

[jkatra]

Banned for being too efficient at banning.

[gracious]

Banned for setting back all the ban synergies of the last decade.

[jkatra]

Banned for knowing the word "synergy".

[gracious]

Banned for not pinging me (as long as we're pulling out our annoying business words).

[Fyrnae]

Banned to think outside the box forever.

[gracious]

Banned for getting into the weeds.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for banning me for gathering food & medicine.

[Wry Satyr]

^^banned for smoking said weeds.

^banned for not having such things delivered to your door.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for suggesting I should stay in my box.

[Wry Satyr]

Banned for not realizing "the door" was a euphamism for the gateway to the land of Fae.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for tempting me to send for victims.

[gracious]

Banned for not having a ready supply at hand.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for handling said victims roughly, but not as roughly as they wanted.

[gracious]

Banned for No Refund policy.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for things there's a money back guarantee to life.

[gracious]

Banned because I got it for nothing.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for trying to redeem it without a receipt.

[gracious]

Banned for being unredeeming.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not accepting my dark side.

[Artio]

Banned for believing the lies that the dark side keeps telling.

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[Wry Satyr]

banned for never making me cookies.

[Artio]

banned for never coming over for a cup of tea.

[ness2361]

BANNED for having no bear body.

[jkatra]

Banned for having no body.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for possession of feathers and a beak. Come on now, son, you know that's now allowed...

[jkatra]

Banned for not reading the "No Shirt, No Service" sign posted at the front door of the forum.

[GettingBetter]

Banned for coming in the front door, when you should come in the back door.

[ness2361]

Banned for being a Back Door Man.

even though I know... :=D

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for making me google the reference.

[Synapse]

Banned for not being cultured enough.

[Gerard91]

Cultural ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Philistine ban.

[gracious]

Pristine ban

[Wry Satyr]

Primeval ban.