Banned

[GenessorDios]

Banned for making me realize you only joined four months ago.

[ppu6502]

Banned for tetanus

[gracious]

Banned for being measly.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for trying to play it cool when your ass was frozen solid to the mountain.

*grumble grumble*

Banned for leglessness!

[gracious]

Banned for THAT took you 3 minutes?

[CaelestisPeste]

^^Banned for criticizing other people's disability when you have short arms and legs.

^Banned for taking my post spot and leglessness.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for leglessness.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not being creative

[Synapse]

Banned for hypocrisy.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for being a "post whore."

[Synapse]

Banned for being a post virgin.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for promoting post promiscuity.

[Synapse]

Banned for trying not to disseminate.

[Sprelious]

Banned for being a Seminole

[Synapse]

Banned for disrespect towards the first people.

[Sprelious]

Banned for lack of specificity.

[Synapse]

Banned for inability to read between the lines.

[Sprelious]

Banned for writting between the lines. Mrs. Prescott wouldn't be happy.

[Synapse]

Banned for criticizing my handwriting and spelling "writing" wrong.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not recognizing legal terminology.

[Synapse]

Banned for assuming I am a lawyer.

[Sprelious]

Banned for IT.

[Synapse]

Banned for not respecting my techo-wizardry.

[John F Kennedy]

Banned for scientifigoric imagery.

[zef]

Banned for glamming on a name you don't understand

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for making me think you're from startrek.

[venuspop]

Banned for being made to think.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because I feel you should be banned

[venuspop]

Banned for feelings you shouldn't display. :p

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because I feel the mess you left on the floor when I stepped in it. Bad dog.

[venuspop]

Banned for not obeying "Operation Clean Up". Bad police.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for having 4 times as many posts as me.

[venuspop]

Banned for post-count analysis.

[Sprelious]

Banned for bad math TBP, he has 8 times as many posts as you.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for bad math TBP, he has 8 times as many posts as you.

Oops.....Banned for pointing out the mistakes of others.

[venuspop]

Banned for not telling me I missed your mistake too...:p

[Synapse]

Banned for me not being there to witness it.

[Sprelious]

Banned for taking life too seriously.

[Synapse]

Banned for being passive.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for using spaces between cells.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for looking like wonder woman.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not looking like the bear you are.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for having an avatar containg ice. How do you sleep at night?

[Sprelious]

Banned for having an avatar that .... How do I sleep at night?

[Coralaisly]

Banned for making it too easy to ban you...

[ppu6502]

Banned for wearing a Merm

[Sprelious]

Banned for banning me too easily.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for having a color avatar.

[Sprelious]

Agreed. (leaves with head hung low)

[Coralaisly]

Banned for not banning me.

[Sprelious]

Ok then. Banned!!!

[Coralaisly]

Banned for not specifying what I'm banned for. ;)

[Sprelious]

Banned for being smarter than me.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for being smarter than me. :p

[gracious]

Banned for 3/4 of an hour without a single ban.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not giving me the full hour.

[gracious]

Banned for historically failing to pay late fees.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for looking suspiciously like my old librarian.

[gracious]

Banned for not at least saying sexy librarian.

[envirodude]

^Banned for making me imagine my librarian naked.
^^Banned for looking suspiciously unsuspicious.

[gracious]

Banned for making me publicly deny that I am thinking of anybody naked.

[ness2361]

Publicity BAN

[Coralaisly]

Banned for having numbers in your username

Sprelious, you're banned for shameless flattery

[ness2361]

^ Banned for not sending me a birthday card: look at the numbers again, then send money.

[gracious]

Banned for it's better to give than to receive.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for being a feeler.

[Synapse]

Banned for underestimating us.

[gracious]

Banned for revealing our evil plans.

[Synapse]

Banned for having evil plans as a beneficent F. ;)

[Coralaisly]

Banned for turning on your fellow feelers.

[gracious]

Banned for feeling fellows.

[Synapse]

Banned for bizarre sexual practices.

[gracious]

Banned for being a black kettle.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for having three vertical lines in your post count. That's bad luck in Viet Nam, you know...

[Sprelious]

Banned for all that pot

[Coralaisly]

Gracious, banned for having a bird avatar.

[Synapse]

Banned for ornithophobia.

[gracious]

^^ Banned for an avatar that always makes me think of Wonder Woman.

^ Banned for collapsing avatar.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for use of polysyllabic words.

[Synapse]

Banned for rudimentary literacy.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for thinking Cleopatra looks like Wonder Woman

[gracious]

Banned for hypocrisy.

[ness2361]

Non-diplomatic BAN.

[Synapse]

Nonsense ban.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for calling out Cleopatra

[Synapse]

Banned for assuming Cleopatra was white.

[Coralaisly]

Banned for confusing casting and assumption.

[Synapse]

Banned for presenting a movie as scientific fact.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not being Nephrotite

[Coralaisly]

Banned for joining the year before me.


Banned for joining this year.

[Synapse]

Sprelious banned for not being Rameses II.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not calling him Rameses the Great.

[ness2361]

Banned on the run.

[Sprelious]

Banned for playing with furniture instead of us

[Coralaisly]

banned for reminding me of a song.

[gracious]

Banned for bean bag chairs.

[Synapse]

Banned for post rush.

[ness2361]

Beer can BAN

[Coralaisly]

banned for knowing I'm on a beanbag

[Synapse]

Banned for unergonomic seating.

[ppu6502]

Banned banned banned banned banned

[gracious]

Banned for being ostentatious.

[ness2361]

Spam-a-lot BAN

[Coralaisly]

Banned for potted meat reference.

[Sprelious]

Banned for having the Munster's address as a post count

[ness2361]

^^Treet BAN

[Synapse]

Banned for being too post-zealous and misspelling "street."

[Sprelious]

I can't keep up. Banned

[ness2361]

Treet is potted meat equivalent to Spam: In Ohio:

^^Jumping to conclusion BAN.

[Synapse]

Banned for acting like a politician.

[Coralaisly]

banned for having too many straight line in an avatar

[Synapse]

Banned for thinking a pseudo-parabolic arc is considered "straight."

[Coralaisly]

banned for using a hyphen

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not using a period.

[Synapse]

Banned for continued abuse.

[ness2361]

Banned for self-abuse.

[Synapse]

Banned for melodrama.

[gracious]

Banned for marshmallow peep drama.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned being anything else but a bear.

[Bisclavret]

Banned for being a soulless bear.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for trying to start another battle.

[Bisclavret]

Banned until captured.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for persistence.

[Bisclavret]

Banned for resisting.

[Gromit]

Will To Dominate Ban.

[DoubleEntendre]

Banned because I can.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned because we all can.

[Gerard91]

Banned because you said so.

[venuspop]

Bans neighbor's dog for barking and disturbing my peace.

[Sprelious]

Banned for things and stuff.

[Synapse]

Banned for ambiguity.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for reasons that are crystal clear.

[Synapse]

Banned for Orwellian ambiguity.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for crimethink.

[Synapse]

Banned for thoughtcrime.

[UnrulyR3d]

Crime thunk ban

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because it's been about a week or two since I've banned you.

[UnrulyR3d]

Ban for waiting so long. I missed you banning me. :p

[thebrainpolice]

Ban for waiting so long. I missed you banning me. :p

ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Banned for going all feeler on me.

[Gerard91]

Banned for having Feelings.

[Synapse]

Banned for having none.

[Gerard91]

Banned for request.

[Synapse]

Banned for unknown query.

[Gerard91]

Banned for Error 404 - fault not found

[Synapse]

Banned for 403: invalid credentials.

[Sprelious]

Banned for 405. Traffic jam

[Gerard91]

Banned for Error 406 - Not acceptable

[Synapse]

Banned for error 408: request time-out.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for printer jam. Open front cover. Open back cover. Open side cover. Open inside cover. Open the cookie jar cover and the cover of your car. WTF? Really?

[gracious]

Banned for infinite error - only theoretically defined.

[Synapse]

Banned for N-level abstraction.

[Sprelious]

Banned for obfuscation.

[Coralaisly]

banned for a three word banning.

[Sprelious]

Banned for counting. Rule 89 clearly states no counting or Proscriptive Meta.

[Synapse]

Banned for consulting "Dianetics."

[Sprelious]

L. Ron (old mother) Hubbard ban

[Synapse]

Banned for invoking the powers of a depraved dead person.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned by a depraved dead person
<

[Coralaisly]

banned for banning yourself

[Sprelious]

Banned for invoking a very real image in the misunderstanding game.

[Synapse]

Banned for referencing other threads.

[Sprelious]

Banned for restricting cross thread contamination.

[Synapse]

Banned for not promoting the public health.

[Sprelious]

Banned for the wrong kind of contamination.

[gracious]

National ban.

[Sprelious]

International ban

[Coralaisly]

domestic ban

[Synapse]

Gross domestic ban.

[ness2361]

Bad housekeeping BAN

[Synapse]

Bad grammar-housekeeping ban.

[ness2361]

Hair-plug BAN

[Sprelious]

I'm not just the president, I'm a client ban

[ness2361]

Doppelganger BAN

[Sprelious]

Doppler effect ban

[ness2361]

Vector BAN

[Synapse]

Physics ban.

[ness2361]

psychic BAN

[Rudy]

physical ban

[ppu6502]

banned for finger-bumping a blockhead

[Rudy]

Banned for finger-blocking a bro.

[Synapse]

Banned for simple pleasures.

[ness2361]

Guilty BAN

[Rudy]

Banned for showing ankle.

[ness2361]

Playing with blocks--no matter how cute--BAN

[Rudy]

banned for being anti-lego

[ness2361]

Lego-Park member BAN

[Sprelious]

Banned for toys, toys, toys

[ness2361]

Girls, Girls, Girls OBSESSION BAN

[Rudy]

Banned for using girls as toys... or was that toys as girls?

[ness2361]

Confusion BAN

[Rudy]

conclusion ban. To wrap things up. ;D

[ness2361]

Beehive hairdo BAN.

[Synapse]

Confused ban.

[ness2361]

What About Bob, BAN

[Synapse]

Monosyllabic name ban.

[Rudy]

Banned for not even having a whole brain cell.

[ness2361]

anti-experiment, hum Scientist BAN. Ha!

[Rudy]

jump on the bandwagon

[ness2361]

Falling off the wagon: clumsy BAN.

[Synapse]

Banned for not noticing the cracked axle.

[Rudy]

Have a BANd-aid.

[Synapse]

Banned from prior use.

[Sprelious]

Banned for a myriad of reasons

[Synapse]

Banned for implications.

[ness2361]

Banned for complexations.

[Synapse]

Banned for simplicity's sake.

[DoubleEntendre]

Banned for the hell of it.

[Synapse]

Banned for reusing that phrase three pages ago.

[Sprelious]

Banned for the heck of it

[Coralaisly]

Banned for censorship of mildly offensive phrasing.

[Sprelious]

Banned for being a mildly acidic critic

[ness2361]

Bloat BAN

[Sprelious]

Float ban

[venuspop]

gloat ban?

[ness2361]

I set you up, though I didn't know you it would be for 'gloat'. YAY, VP!

Predictable BAN.:p

[envirodude]

Manipulation ban.

[ness2361]

Calling-a-spade-a-spade BAN

[Coralaisly]

equal number to letter ratio in username ban.

[ness2361]

Fair BAN

[Coralaisly]

amoeba ban

[ness2361]

One-cellist BAN.

[Coralaisly]

Multicellular organisms are more equal than unicellular organisms ban.

[ness2361]

< I haven't a clue (me, really) BAN.

^ It's all your fault BAN.

[Coralaisly]

That's right ban.

[venuspop]

What are you talking about Ban.

[CaelestisPeste]

I don't know either because I just got here ban.

[venuspop]

Where have you been ban. :p

[CaelestisPeste]

I've been ironing my clothes ban.

[venuspop]

shouldn't you be grilling something ban?

*LOL* This is crazy! ban

[CaelestisPeste]

Thinking that grilling and ironing is completely different ban.

[venuspop]

coffee break ban

[ness2361]

Peed on carpet BAN.

[CaelestisPeste]

Unjustified ban.

[venuspop]

I gotta go for my coffee break now ban....

[CaelestisPeste]

who has coffee breaks at night? ban.

[venuspop]

i have coffee breaks at all hours ban.

call me eccentric ban! :p

[CaelestisPeste]

You're eccentric ban.

[ness2361]

^^Stole ness's eccentric role BAN

^^ Supported theft BAN

[CaelestisPeste]

insinuation ban.

[venuspop]

thats not nice ban. :p

but i really gotta go now ban :p

we're crazy ban *LOL*

[ness2361]

^^ Misused insinuate: I said it right out there: Stealer (whistles for police, but police are too busy in whore house or bagel shop or wherever...), Thief!

STOP BAN:cry::nono::bandana:

I'm pulling out three stops: there are five (emoticons and only two left: I"m saving 'em for later when I need 'em.)

[CaelestisPeste]

Lot's too read ban.

[ness2361]

Lazy eye BAN

[CaelestisPeste]

honesty ban.

[ness2361]

^ True

and therefore I cannot BAN you.

So I will randomly murder you with lies, instead. :=]

[CaelestisPeste]

threatening ban.

[ness2361]

Ghost BAN.

I already killed you.

Uh-oh,

< FEARFUL BAN

[CaelestisPeste]

Being fearful instead of enjoying Labor Day ban.

[ness2361]

Truth or Consequences BAN.

[GenessorDios]

What dire conseqbances can there be on an Internet forum?