Banned

[UnrulyR3d]

Early morning ban.

[venuspop]

Banned for looking so chirpy in the morning. :p

[gracious]

Banned for playing ruff.

[Sprelious]

Banned for owning a swimming donkey

[gracious]

Banned for dog paddling in the shallow end.

[Munglik]

Happy ban

[gracious]

Hello Kitty ban.

[Sprelious]

Goodbye hello kitty ban

[gracious]

Banned by 13 year old girlie girls.

[BellaBianca]

banned for posting in this thread.

[gracious]

Banned for posting in any thread.

[Sprelious]

You're both banned for knocking my new favorite passtime.

[gracious]

Banned for needing a new hobby.

[Synapse]

Banned for having too many.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned by the free masons.

[Sprelious]

Banned by the Knights Templar.

[Alober]

Banned by the Rosicrucians.

[Sprelious]

Banned by the Knights of Pythias

[GenessorDios]

Ni!

Ye olde banne thee doth receiveth, for false proclamationnes of knighthoode!

[Sprelious]

Banned by the knights who say translation

[John F Kennedy]

Banned for not even deserving a ban.

[venuspop]

Banned for not having an avatar that I can look at.

[ness2361]

Pink AND blue ban: look at your avi (Ness shakes head, so much confusion in the World...)

[venuspop]

Banned for not knowing I don't have color sense anyways. :p

[ness2361]

Ignorance is no excuse ban :laugh:

Laugh is on ^ but the joke is on <.

Dumb dumb dumb... Don't care! ;D

[Sprelious]

Banned for color senselessness.

[UnrulyR3d]

Quick ban, because I really have to go to bed now.

[ness2361]

Sleep tight BAN

[envirodude]

Don't let the candiru swim up your urethra BAN.

[Sprelious]

Don't let the Piranha eat your flesh off ban.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for letting some itty bitty fish rule your life.

[Sprelious]

Banned for adopting a pleading posture.

[ness2361]

Banned for taking even one second away from Uplifting Music thread.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not allowing me to flex my muscles.

[venuspop]

Banned for exhibiting your muscles ... in public.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for being scrawny and not having muscles.

[Synapse]

Banned for being brawny.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for being brainy. Nerd!

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for being sketchy. President!

[Sprelious]

Banned for being.

[gracious]

A ban as deep as it is broad.

[thebrainpolice]

A thin and shallow ban.

[gracious]

Banned for shallowness.

[Munglik]

Jersey ban

[Sprelious]

Maine ban

[gracious]

Firmly Stated ban.

[Sprelious]

Anything but meek ban

[ness2361]

Banned for inheriting the Earth.

[GenessorDios]

@Sprelious: Banned for an alarmingly speedy post count progress. Are you aiming for INTJf presidency?

[ness2361]

Pot Calling Kettle BAN

[Bisclavret]

Banned for banning.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for joining the forum as an April fool's joke.

[ness2361]

Still wearing braces BAN

[GenessorDios]

Banned for your yolky brain.

[ness2361]

Anti-protein BAN

[UnrulyR3d]

high cholesterol ban.

[venuspop]

sugar ban

[UnrulyR3d]

brownie ban

[Sprelious]

Ban .... daid

[venuspop]

^^ Smiling Ban! :p

[UnrulyR3d]

Ban...dana

^^No chocolate for the pretty doggie ban. Hehe.

[venuspop]

Banana Ban

[UnrulyR3d]

Banana nana bo bana fi fi fo fana ban... ana

[venuspop]

That's quite a mouthful ban!

[UnrulyR3d]

< banned for saying it with a mouth full of brownies.

[Gromit]

Banned for making the brownies sans walnuts.

[UnrulyR3d]

^ banned for trying to make brownies healthy!

[venuspop]

Banned for brownie campaigning.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for sending subliminal messages about chocolate cake instead. How many times do I have to warn you about chocolate?!?

[venuspop]

Banned for suggesting that chocolates are bad. Recent research by Dr Spock proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that chocolates are good for all living things.

[Midichlorianite]

Banned for loving chocolates too much.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not bringing us some hot chocolate.

[Sprelious]

Chocoholic anonymous called. You're all banned.

[ness2361]

Sprelious and Ness2361: Banned, on the run from Chocoholics...:wiseguy:

[Sprelious]

I'm banning myself for eating a brownie while pontificating to the forum.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for playing hard to get. Come on now, you know you both love us... chocoholics that is. Tell the truth.

[venuspop]

Banned for demanding the truth. Its all out there...

[Sprelious]

From one chocoholic to another. Banned!!!

[ness2361]

< Sighs... Bans self for coconut cookie dipped in chocolate.

^ Banned for inadvertently outing me as one of y'all.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for not making it easy for me.

edit: yes, i have been snaked, yet again.

banned for snaking me. but i will not give you the benefit of banning me again, because i am going to finish my work now.

[ness2361]

Banned for working so late. Ha!

[Sprelious]

Banned for being up so late when you're not working.

[Midichlorianite]

Banned for instilling a curfew on others.

[venuspop]

Banned for looking relaxed with a helmet.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not being Dark Helmet.

[Bobsama]

Banned for drinking coffee while watching radar.

[John F Kennedy]

Banned for Office-O-Rama.

[Sprelious]

Banned for having an uneven amount of change.

[Enlightend]

Banned for having an avatar that looks like David Duchovny and being way cooler then my ugly mug :p

[gracious]

Banned for having a crush on his (coffee) mug.

[John F Kennedy]

Banned for having a beak instead of mug.

[Midichlorianite]

Banned with a sniper rifle while on a leisurely drive.

[Bobsama]

Banned for intelligence delta.

[Enlightend]

Banned by slowly choking you with that tie around your neck, just because you are wearing one!

[gracious]

Blur ban.

[ness2361]

^^ Banned for not killing Bobsama in Random Murder thread.

[Bobsama]

banned for 404.

[ness2361]

Fine. Banned for 802.:pimp:

[gracious]

Banniversary

[ness2361]

^ Banned for pleasing me.

[gracious]

Banned for pleasing yourself publicly.

[ness2361]

Banned for thinking jiggling my leg really fast was masturbation not anticipation of...

Otherwise known as prequel ban

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for always being in "invisible mode." We know where you are. You ain't fooling anyone.

[ness2361]

Banned for outing me, or Dirty Bastard Ban :stare:

and go post a song for me on Uplifting Music or guess who I'm married to (Dating Relationship Thread for my 18th Birthday):

Not Being Useful Enough to Ness Ban :wiseguy:

Three Women in One (Baby) Ban. :cry:

[thebrainpolice]

Banned because I know it's Gromit.

[ness2361]

Wrong Answer Ban :p

[John F Kennedy]

Plasma or some kind of nuclei ban.

[Gromit]

^^Banned for not having a dog in the fight.

[Synapse]

Banned for trying to fight dirty.

[ness2361]

Infiltration Ban.

[Synapse]

Confused ban.

[venuspop]

Nerve Wreck Ban

[Sprelious]

Roll on ban

[Bobsama]

Cyanide ban

[venuspop]

Crushed Ban

[Sprelious]

Spiral ban

[venuspop]

Glaring Ban

[UnrulyR3d]

Huh? Slow ban.

[venuspop]

Huh Ban

[Synapse]

Fastban.

[venuspop]

Speedy Ban

[Synapse]

Quick ban.

[venuspop]

Quit Ban

[Synapse]

Ragequit ban.

[ShadowCat]

Banned for using imaginary words.

[Bobsama]

Imagination ban

[Synapse]

Stoic ban.

[venuspop]

Historic Ban

[Bobsama]

Imaginary ban

[John F Kennedy]

Clerk apprentice ban.

[Sprelious]

Histrionic ban

[ness2361]

Hysterical ban.

[John F Kennedy]

? ban.

(Snaked.)

[ness2361]

Anaconda ban.

[John F Kennedy]

Get serious ban.

[venuspop]

Onassis Ban

[ness2361]

Wedding ban

[Sprelious]

Congratulations ban

[thebrainpolice]

Breakfast ban.

[venuspop]

Bacon and eggs ban.

[Sprelious]

Why aren't I sleeping ban

[Bobsama]

Indecipherable ban

[ness2361]

obfuscator ban

[Enlightend]

Avatar makes me trip out and hit the big red ban button spazing around around my desk.

[roxtehproxy]

Cannot recognize dp because it has been shooped and so since your identity is ambiguious the moderator of INTJf bans you..

your banned

[ness2361]

^^ You Don't Say (Whose) Ban.

[roxtehproxy]

am i banned?

your banned for not specifying :P

[ness2361]

RoxtheProx: Misunderstanding and Misunderstood BOTH BANS. :p:wiseguy:

[roxtehproxy]

banned because Ni-doms are just too hard to understand

*facepalm*

[ness2361]

Made me giggle right before I fell on my face BAN

[Synapse]

Not including the lonely F ban.

[ness2361]

Onliest Ban

[Sprelious]

Ban of the year

[ness2361]

Oh, WOW. Complimentary BAN for you, maaaaaaan.

[venuspop]

Man Ban

[Synapse]

Banned for sexism.

[Gromit]

Banned for having a faulty neurotransmitter.

[Sprelious]

Banned for a Synaptic Syntax error

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for being on X-files.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not appreciating "The truth is out there"

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not making it to season 10.

[venuspop]

Banned for making this thread seasonal. :p

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for being my competition.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for spicing up my life

[venuspop]

Banned for being so spicy.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not being spicy enough.

[venuspop]

Banned for looking at me hungrily.

[UnrulyR3d]

banned for reminding me that I am hungry.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not being hungry enough.

[UnrulyR3d]

banned for not understanding that I am so hungry, I would cook you, if only I knew what animal you were I could get a better idea of how to prepare you.

[venuspop]

Banned for impudent ignorance.

[UnrulyR3d]

banned for not educating me.

[CaelestisPeste]

banned for trying to eat pedobears

[ness2361]

PediFiledBear Ban.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for looking like multiple amoebas.

[venuspop]

Banned for bear impersonation.

[ness2361]

< is an amoeba, swear-on-my-mother's-grave.

^^ Banned for misplaced plural. (This is The Place for pedantic and other silliNess.)

^ Banned for being a garter snake--without the garter!

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for being confusing.

[ness2361]

< Deserves, accepts ban.

^ Rule-Abiding Ban.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for accepting a ban.

[ness2361]

Tricky, tricky brown bear ban.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for offensive language.

[ness2361]

Politically Correct Ban (shhhhhhhh)

[CaelestisPeste]

This isn't a library, so don't shush me ban

[ness2361]

Touchy Ban.

but I think it's spelled tetchy in Arkansas.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for associating with Arkansas, while living in a different state.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not being banned previously

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for heavy handedness.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not taking a ban seriously.

[UnrulyR3d]

Serious ban.

[CaelestisPeste]

Not giving me the opportunity for a rebuttal ban.

[ness2361]

Show your ass BAN.

[UnrulyR3d]

You show your ass ban.

[ness2361]

Pretending she doesn't know anything about my ass, BAN.

[CaelestisPeste]

Talking about asses ban

[ness2361]

Buns, Behind, Buttocks Ban

[CaelestisPeste]

using synonyms ban.

[ness2361]

Approximate rhyme ban (I taught creative writing, so don't argue, go to corner BAN) :cool:

[UnrulyR3d]

banned for requiring experience.

[ness2361]

Big Sistuh Ban.

Don't ask me what that means... I'm hungry and going to bed... :=/

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for giving up to my superiority and going to sleep

[Midichlorianite]

Banned by the FBI.

[DoubleEntendre]

Banned by the Empire.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned by the rebel alliance.

[Enlightend]

Watergate, nuff said!

[Sprelious]

Banned using a non- bingo word when banning Nixon.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for encouraging others to use bingo words.

[Sprelious]

Banned for excessive cuteness.

[venuspop]

Banned for rhetoric

[ness2361]

Banned for not rhyming with Sprelious' BAN, maaaaan.

[gracious]

Banned for saying maaaaan like a hippie.

[Sprelious]

Banned for being a hippie.

[RedHead8808]

Banned for hippie banning

[Gerard91]

Banned for being a redhead

[Enlightend]

Banned for being a ringer.

[Sprelious]

Banned for banning a redhead. God knows the world needs all the redheads it can get.

[Gerard91]

^^ Banned for being enlightend not enlightenEd

^ Banned for having too nice avatar.

[Sprelious]

Banned for making rings around my avatar

[Synapse]

Banned for smoking indoors.

[CaelestisPeste]

Banned for not looking like smoke, but axons.

[Enlightend]

^^^^ Banned for not knowing there is a clear reason for the missing E
^ Banned for being to darn cute!

[envirodude]

Banned for saying darn when you meant to say darnED but were really thinking damned, or, in your own twistd idiom, damnd.
Anticipatory self-ban for grammar naziism. O&O.

[Enlightend]

Unbanned because I don't mind being corrected, english isn't my first language.
Rebanned for having a way to awesome avatar, Its a Dinosaur on a freaking plane!

[Synapse]

Banned for randomly capitalizing "dinosaur."

[gracious]

Banned For Capital Discrimination.

[Synapse]

Banned for killing people out of discrimination.

[ness2361]

Banned for synapses firing too fast for my slow brain.

[gracious]

Mischievous ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for being an f****r... feeler.

[ness2361]

Chevy Chase ban.

(Brain... You ignorant slut.)

[thebrainpolice]

Incoherent ban.

(ness... You weirdo.)

[ness2361]

Take-a-look-in-the-Mirror Ban.

[gracious]

^^Banned for being an f****r... fapper.

^ Banned for not giving me first dibs on the fapper.

[ness2361]

Endangered species ban

[gracious]

Unidentified species ban.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for fapping your wings.

[gracious]

Banned for grinning like the Grinch.

[thebrainpolice]

Banned for eating green eggs and ham.

[gracious]

Banned for Thing 1 and DEFINITELY for Thing 2.

[Synapse]

Banned for being especially Grinchy.

[venuspop]

Banned for not having a face I can look at.

[ness2361]

Banned for not recognizing cobwebs when you see 'em.

Selective seeing: That's how you avoid certain household tasks, isn't it? (Works for me!)

[thebrainpolice]

banned for late night banning.

[Sprelious]

Banned for not continuing the Suess theme.

[venuspop]

Banned for being picky.

[Bobsama]

Post count boosting ban!

[Enlightend]

Banned for denying the e-peeen!

[Gerard91]

You are banned because someone decided to break the illusional force of law that allowed your account to exist.

[gracious]

Banned on behalf of the 90 other Gerards.

[Gerard91]

Banned, because your argument is invalid.