Banned

[Onigumo13]

Banned to see The Wizard Oz :rolleyes:

[IronSulfide]

Banned for oversized hands.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for being jealous. Just accept your tininess.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for being a robot. This forum is for humans only.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because soon, the humans will be dead (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

[IronSulfide]

Banned for fearmongering.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for more fingering.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for wordplay.

[Onigumo13]

Banned because soon, the humans will be dead (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.).

Banned to receive +1 point , for one of my favorite songs

[GenessorDios]

@IronSulfide: Fuck me, I guess I'll just quit this forum then....

[Onigumo13]

Banned to stay on the forum and , give us the loling time of our lives :rolleyes:

[Fyrnae]

Banned for expecting us to bow down and kiss your ring.

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[IronSulfide]

Banned for pointing.

[Gerard91]

Banned for having INFP avatar.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for intruding on the privacy of wildlife.

[GettingBetter]

Banned for hugging a tree suffering from poison ivy.

[IronSulfide]

Banned because I said so.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not bothering to read through 30,500+ posts. If you had, you would've found your post to be a clone.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for expecting me to do work.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for trying to hump that spotted giraffe. He's much too big for you dude.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for illogical MBTI capitalization.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for caring about his illogical MBTI capitalization :rolleyes:

[GenessorDios]

Why do you keep looking up? No god's gonna save you from getting banned by me.

[IronSulfide]

Banned in the name of the Lord.

[Onigumo13]

^^Batteries Not Included classic reference ban :rolleyes:

[Synapse]

Banned for lack of originality.

[IronSulfide]

Banned by a jury of his or her peers.

[alt lit]

Banned to a pier by his or her juries.

[Gerard91]

Banned for frozen tomatoes.

[joliee]

Banned for being random.

[Distance]

Banned for fusing mammal and brussel sprout DNA.

[Onigumo13]

Paul Atreides classic reference "The Dune" ban :rolleyes:

[Cooper]

Banned because I can

[datagirl]

Banned because you did

[envirodude]

Banned because you shall, and I must.

[Gerard91]

Banned for the chainsaw. You can cut your finger with it.

[Synapse]

Banned for overprotectiveness.

[Onigumo13]

^^INFJ versus INFJ...in MBTI town an outlaw INTJ ban , bans you both *blows on his still smoking banning Colt 45 S.A.A. revolvers* :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

You've been banned by the previous 30,538 posters. I'm banning you just because it is fun (and needed).

[timeineternity]

Banned because of the incredible geopolitical implications!

[Distance]

Banned for being a James Dean imposter!

[timeineternity]

Banned! For misuse of the word 'imposter'.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for being a James Dean poster.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for being a Dingo Danny Dog Ballism preacher :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not making any sense.

[Onigumo13]

Banned from interaction with Australian wildlife mate :rolleyes:

[Synapse]

Banned for bestiality.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for prudery.

[zef]

Banned for banning prudes

[IronSulfide]

Banned for meta-banning.

[reiven]

banned for gluing a fish eyeball to an almond.

[Onigumo13]

Banned to entertain your grandchildren today.

[GenessorDios]

Don't you have bannedkids of your own to annoy?

[envirodude]

Isn't it bannoying when other people steal your jokes and don't credit you?

[GenessorDios]

Aren't our posts here covered under the Baneral Public Licence and as such, don't belong to any one forumite (unless they're mine in which case stay the fuck away)?

[Artio]

Now you're just being banal, you bandicoot.

[GenessorDios]

I don't do banal; over time, it makes the exhaust as vast as the Atbantic Ocean.

[reiven]

i feel bantastic today; banning you is the cherry on top

[GenessorDios]

Such sentiment is banathema to this thread. Shame on you.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for moral indignation.

[reiven]

banned for using the # key instead of the * key

pay attention, dammit.

[GenessorDios]

I can't afford that! Can I pay atten instead? I can't?

Ban you, reiven. Ban you to hell.

[reiven]

banned with a 'meh'

[GenessorDios]

Your indiffebance soothes me.

[reiven]

oh, that's different

banned with a viscous backhand

[GenessorDios]

Banned for making me take another shower to get this sticky stuff off.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for excessive freshwater consumption.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for advocating the peetub.

[Synapse]

Banned for being puerile.

[envirodude]

Banned for being vaginal. (I'm talking about the avatar, sickos.)

[IronSulfide]

Banned for being phallic.

[GenessorDios]

If you give me a phallic, I'll give you a butch suck.

Oh, err....banned.

[Synapse]

Banned for butchery.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for disrupting the food supply chain.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for being in an animal food chain :rolleyes:

[IronSulfide]

Banned for advocating vegetarianism, you hippie.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for overconsumption & tree-hugging, you hippie hippo.

[envirodude]

Banned to be banned, by me, every day at dusk, for the rest of your GD life.

[GenessorDios]

May you have bant toast for the rest of the existence of bread.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for bread desecration.

[GenessorDios]

Banned to smear moldy bread all over your face since you love it so much.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for the promotion of unhygenic behaviour.

[LadySpock]

Banned for attempting to set behavioral limitations

[Synapse]

Banned for not having an avatar.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for caring :rolleyes:

[Synapse]

Banned for hurting my feelings. :(

[Gerard91]

Sent on vacation due to emotional instability.

[Onigumo13]

Sent on vacation due to emotional instability.

Banned for not using the word "BAN" :rolleyes:

[IronSulfide]

Banned for emoticon overuse.

[Distance]

Banned for Fe-ness.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for stifling my personal development.

[hutbug]

Banned for caring about personal development.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for using an avatar with your droppings visible.

[hutbug]

Banned for excessive imagination for a mere robot.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for singing off-key.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for musical fascism.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for irresponsible liberalism.

[GenessorDios]

UnbBanned for bending my opinions to your willy, you magnificent beast, you.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for using too many pronouns.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for attacking free speech.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for againsting violence. What harm has violence ever caused to those who didn't deserve it?

[IronSulfide]

Banned for asking too many questions.

[Kmal]

banned for having a limit on questions

[pawnxing]

Banned for questioning another's questionable limit on questions.

[envirodude]

Banned for dressing like a conquistador. I hate f'g conquistadores.

Oh, and ^^^^ banned, in conformity with post 30578 (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Artio]

Banned for though I hoped for something to find I could see no maze to unwind.

[envirodude]

Nonsense ban? Couplet ban? Ewok ban? So many raison-d'bans; so little time...

[GenessorDios]

Indecisiveness shall be your banfall, envirodude.

[Onigumo13]

GenessorDios is banned by Asian chrome plated oompa loompas :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

^ banned for improper use of diapers. They don't go on your head Oni!

[Onigumo13]

Banned to have a quality time with a Tasmanian Devil :rolleyes:

[LadySpock]

Banned for devil-worship.

[Synapse]

Banned for not destroying with me that Satanic shrine I found one day in the woods.

[Kmal]

banned for 'coincidentally' finding a satanic shrine

[IronSulfide]

Banned for religious intolerance.

[Kmal]

banned for projecting your own implication

[envirodude]

Projected for implying your own bannation. And I mean that from my heart.

[Artio]

From the bottom of my brain I ban you.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for making me look for a prefix smaller than pico- to quantify the shallowness of your ban.

[Synapse]

Banned for Francophilia.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for spreading untruths. I didn't like Harry Osborn that much.

[HAL 9000]

Banned for lighting candles in close proximity to your computer.

[ScissorMeTimbrs]

banned for double dipping.

[HAL 9000]

Banned for being too disease conscious.

[ScissorMeTimbrs]

banned from this forum and heaven for not worshiping Allah.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for using a self-portrait as your avatar.

[hutbug]

Banned for driving everyone away for almost a day.

[TweekR]

Banned for disturbing the silence.

[GenessorDios]

@hutbug: Banned for being bad at math.

[envirodude]

Banned, in conformity with post 30578 (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) and "natural" law. Nothwithstanding, I fully support your attack on the deplorable math skills of other participants and only regret that, due to this present ban, you will be unable to continue your important work in this area.

[GenessorDios]

You say, and I quote, 'Banned to be banned, by me, every day at dusk....'. How is it, Mr dude, that in your very own words, you expect to be banning me every day at dusk, yet you have just clearly stated that your most recent ban precludes me from further activity in this thread?

*dramatic turn and point!*

Are you not contradicting yourself?! Am I not then entirely within my rights to be here, despite the nonconforbance with the aforementioned initial ban?! I move to have both the initial and any future bans on my good self thrown out of bancourt and Mr dude be disbanned from this thread indefinitely!

The defbanse rests, your honor.

[envirodude]

Shut up; you're supposed to be banned. La la la la, I'm not hearing you....

[MortalWombat]

Banned for deafness. Shoo!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for thinking feet are all that. Mitton!

[Synapse]

Banned for discrimination against anatomical features.

[hutbug]

@hutbug: Banned for being bad at math.

@Gen - Banned for pointing that out. *yikes*

@syn - Banned for thinking too little.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for opening a portal to a parallel, apparently musical dimension. We've got enough problems with our own, thankyouverymuch!

[Synapse]

Banned for not taking appropriate measures upon portal opening such as procuring a crowbar.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because there should be one around here somewhere....

[Black XistenZ]

Banned because of using unjustified reasoning. "there should".....

[GenessorDios]

Banned to go make kissy-face with justified reasoning since you love it so much.

[Synapse]

Banned for not appreciating justified reasoning as a TJ.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because I am not a Hooker.

[Synapse]

Banned for puerility.

[TweekR]

Banned for using big words.

[GenessorDios]

@Synapse: Banned because I lack the morals, but sadly also the equipment.

[envirodude]

Banned for referring to dangleberries as "equipment".

[GenessorDios]

Banned for thinking your recently received subpoena is an underperforming appendage. You still have to appear in court, mister!

[IronSulfide]

Banned for impersonating an officer of the court.

[TweekR]

Banned for supporting the government.

[Synapse]

Banned for not supporting the government. Communist!

[TweekR]

Banned for blind allegiance to corruption and propaganda.

[Synapse]

Banned for cockanamie, liberal, bullshit propaganda.

[TweekR]

Banned for calling me a liberal.

[envirodude]

No, you were called bullshit. Banned for failure to see the poppycock for the cockamamie.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for abandant references to poultry.

[Alwards]

Banned so he can`t reach 7,654 posts (bit too organised) and condemned to travel the Yellow Brick Road to find his heart.


ooh and look I`m on onehundredandeighty triple top on the dart board

[GrnEyz]

pyromania ban

[envirodude]

^^^You knew this was coming ban.
^^Soft-core ban.
^Def Leppard (band).

[GenessorDios]

Dude, I'm not clairvoybant.

[Synapse]

Banned for lack of psychic powers.

[TweekR]

Banned for unrealistic expectations.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for demanding reality.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for lack of pragmatism.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for rusty responses.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for belligerence.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for hornography.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for rhinoplasty.

[Synapse]

Banned for surgical alterations.

[envirodude]

Banned for defending the status quo.

[Synapse]

Banned for belligerence.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for avatarizing a sewing project gone awry.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for lack of needlepoint appreciation.

[GettingBetter]

banned for supporting the Needlepoint Appreciation Foundation of America.

[Synapse]

Banned for not supporting the above organization.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for stealing Little Bo Peep's sheep.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for spinning fairy tales.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for lack of imagination.

[DeepThought]

Banned for taking entirely too long to sniff that flower.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not enjoying the good things in life.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not shaving. I'm gonna call you graybeard. Hey there graybeard, are yellow flowers intoxicating to graybeards, graybeard?

[DeepThought]

Banned for suggesting the use a a single 747 battery when the peek power output of the Hoover Dam would be more appropriate.

[Synapse]

Banned for usage of conscientious technology.

[GenessorDios]

banned for stealing my punctuation

[IronSulfide]

Banned for staying up past bedtime.

[Synapse]

Banned for having an early bedtime.

[DeepThought]

Banned for being bothered by other people's bedtimes.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for not appreciating the effects of your screensaver :rolleyes:

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[IronSulfide]

Banned for scuba-diving in a protected marine park.

[envirodude]

Banned for peeking. Now close your eyes and start counting again.

(Self-ban for failing to be devilishly clever in my 666th post.)

[IronSulfide]

Banned for unsafe operation of heavy machinery.

[DeepThought]

Banned for being overly fascinated with headgear.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for implicit criticism of my fedora.

[Synapse]

Banned for wearing a hat inside.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for being a discombobulated sane spy.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for being paradoxical.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for being a microscopic worm :rolleyes:

[ppu6502]

Banned for smoking in a non-smoking thread

[IronSulfide]

Banned for big hair.

[ppu6502]

Banned for hair-scrimination

[IronSulfide]

Banned for hyphen abuse.

[Synapse]

Banned-for-lack-of-hyphen-ation~~~

[DeepThought]

Banned for using too many tilde characters.

[Synapse]

Banned~~for~not~using~~~enough~

[ppu6502]

banned~for~not~using~prime~number~of~tildes

[DeepThought]

Banned for expressing favoritism towards prime numbers.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because if numerical favoritism is not allowed, then this world should cease to exist.

[ppu6502]

Banned for thinking '2' is a binary digit

[IronSulfide]

Banned for favoring binary over trinary systems.

[Synapse]

Banned for discriminating against human-readable number systems.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not considering the feelings of human-smellable number systems.

[envirodude]

Banned for considering the consideration of feelings considerable.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for obfuscation.

[envirodude]

Banned, plain and simple.

[DeepThought]

Banned for being too plain and simple.

[Synapse]

Banned for reasons unclear that are unlikely to become clearer in the vague future.

[Vermillion]

Banned for being an inferior INFJ. :p

[IronSulfide]

Banned for disrespecting our fellow Ni doms.

[envirodude]

Banned for dissing the copyright of the Knights Who Say, "Ni".

[Artio]

Banned to knock coconut shells for me while I gallop around.

[Alphemo]

Banned for having an avatar that caused me to contemplate "The Fisherman's Wife" from the..."other" angle, so to speak.

[jinx31]

contemplate something far more important - you're banned.

[ppu6502]

Banned for not saying "Banned" as the first word in the sentence like everyone else

[jinx31]

conformist ban

[DoubleEntendre]

Banned for being a hipster.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for not being hip enough.

[DeepThought]

Banned for being far too concerned about others hips.

[Alphemo]

Banned for failure to properly utilize apostrophes.

[UnrulyR3d]

Banned for being too strict.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for laxity.

[Sethis]

Banned for absolutely no reason.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for all the wrong reasons.

[DeepThought]

Banned for mocking the cologne choices of punk rockers.

[Synapse]

Banned for not smelling like Teen Spirit.

[ppu6502]

Banned for having total cognizance of every synapse in his cerebral cortex

[Synapse]

Banned for graceless graciousness.

[Alphemo]

Banned for not cleaning out the cobwebs in his or her avatar.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for setting your head on fire.

[Synapse]

Banned for it being fireproof by having it up a part of your anatomy.

[DeepThought]

Banned for mocking IronSulfide's natural state of being.

[LadySpock]

Banned for attempting to make definitive statements about crystalline structures.

[DeepThought]

Banned for attempting to summon the crystalline entity.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for encouraging drug use among forumites.

[DeepThought]

Banned for being prudish when it comes to mind altering substances.

[killyridols]

Banned for taking 4.5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms and looking at the whole of time as if it were a flat piece of paper.
STAY IN YOUR 3RD DIMENSION APEMAN

[DeepThought]

Banned for not recognizing that we live in a universe with more than 3 dimensions.

[killyridols]

Banned for not realizing that I fully understand the implications of the 11 dimensions we have access to and have traveled through them many times.

[IronSulfide]

Banned for dramatically complicating the subject of geometry.

[DeepThought]

Banned for not appreciating the elegant and simple geometry of space as defined by the Calabi-Yau manifold.

[jinx31]

That was a simply bantastic post. Please don't repeat it.