Banned

[Fyrnae]

Unbanned for making an excellent point.

Re-banned cause that's what we do here.

[EmmaKynikos]

Banned for making the 3000th ban

[Fyrnae]

Banned for banning the wrong person and dropping an entire decimal place.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for highlighting a Dewey malfunction.

[GettingBetter]

Banned for claiming to be intj and dissing math

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not computing the irrational number of INTJs who use this forum.

[Fyrnae]

Banned because I enjoy banning you immensely.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not having any tuna in your house.

[lamplighter]

Banned for being such a demanding guest.

[envirodude]

Banned for following orders.

[psykhe]

banned for not changing your clothes for months, I can smell you from here.

[GrnEyz]

excessively long legs... banned. ;)

[GettingBetter]

Banned for not behaving yourself.

[envirodude]

Imposition of morals ban

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for not being me.

[envirodude]

Banned for being you (duh).

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for dressing like a woman on tuesdays when thursdays are the appointed day

[envirodude]

Banned for failing to prevent the Fukushima meltdown.

[TypeINTP]

Banned for failing to hide your porn from your parents.

[psykhe]

banned for thinking pornography is a thing to be ashamed of.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not sharing your collection.

[GrnEyz]

mind in the gutter ban...

[Fyrnae]

Banned for pot, kettle, black, etc.

[lamplighter]

Banned for making this a cooking wares issue.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not calling the kettle a sexpot!

[envirodude]

Say... where are your hands? ETo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Bad satyr; banned!

[TypeINTP]

Banned for a bad masturbation reference.

[BellaBianca]

Banned for incorrect correlation between username and code.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for pigeon infestation *shoots the gun in the air* " back off , you flying city rats :rolleyes:"

[Fyrnae]

Banned for filling the room full of smoke

[Onigumo13]

Banned for not noticing that it is actually a mist :rolleyes:

[Fyrnae]

Banned because I did notice that, but I thought I'd make a joke. It failed.

[Wry Satyr]

< bans self for venting too much negativity in several threads in a short time.

[Dusk]

Banned for dwelling in self pity and not putting out happy thoughts.

[LadySpock]

Banned for labelling thoughts as happy or unhappy.

[lamplighter]

Banned for looking like Carrot Top.

[hutbug]

Banned for looking like the statue of liberty gone anorexic.

[psykhe]

banned for changing into a so-so avatar.

[hutbug]

then Banned for bad taste in avatars!

[Fyrnae]

Banned for thinking I take instructions from a weasel. ;)

[psykhe]

^^says who?....banned! :p

^sneaky ban

[Fyrnae]

Banned for mug placement

[hutbug]

Banning self because I thought that was a candle!

Banning self back to work :(

[Artio]

^ Banned to have some mercy on herself.

[Onigumo13]

^Banned for not backing ginger bear cookies.

[TypeINTP]

^Banned for his ginger bear cookie fetish.

[lamplighter]

Banned for fetishizing the wholesome goodness of fresh baked cookies.

[LogicFag]

Banned for acceptance of cookie sodomy.

[Onigumo13]

Banned for not letting his ginger bear cookie go "classic religion mockery reference ban" :rolleyes:

[GettingBetter]

Banned for eating the cookies and confusing everyone.

[envirodude]

Peek-a-banned!

[Fyrnae]

Banned to be the unknown security officer who dies in an original episode of Star Trek.

[reiven]

banned back to the bottle of Ponds Cold Cream

[Wry Satyr]

banned for heavily investing in Oil of Olay.

[reiven]

banned for intj inflexible facial expression

[Wry Satyr]

banned for viewing the world as a series of fractals.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for still trying to french me after all this time. Holster your tongue, sir, ere I use it for evacuating mine latrine of mine bowel remnants!

[lamplighter]

Banned for frivolous use on tongues

[GenessorDios]

Banned for wasting electricity. No wonder I haven't been able to get enough to eat, you selfish asshole!

[lamplighter]

Banned for jacking on over there so damn much.

[GenessorDios]

Shut up, unless you want to be sued for sbander!

[lamplighter]

Banned for not banning me when you had the chance.

[Fyrnae]

Random chance ban.

[GenessorDios]

Banning is just so unhealthy, how about I bran you instead? It'll do wonders for your digestion.

[LadySpock]

Banned for bran abuse.

We smell the evidence.

[envirodude]

She who smelt it, ... is nonetheless BANNED.

[lamplighter]

Bad pun ban.

[reiven]

banned for humming this little light of mine, i'm 'onna let it shine

[lamplighter]

This little ban of mine,
I'm gonna let it ban,
let it ban,
let it ban,
let it ban.

[reiven]

^ rubber ban man (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Wry Satyr]

^used rubber ban.

[GenessorDios]

I'd gladly ban you Tuesday, for a muffin today.

[Wry Satyr]

Wimpy ban.

[envirodude]

Revolting ban.

[Fyrnae]

Banned by the rubber ban girl (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[GenessorDios]

Anyone else wonder what kind of music banatees like to make love to?

[GettingBetter]

Florida music in several keys.

Banned for beating me to the ban while I'm looking around for something on the internet.

[datagirl]

^^Ban of La Mancha?

^banned for snaking my post

[GenessorDios]

Were you looking for pictures of Julibanne Moore?

[lamplighter]

Banned for asking questions.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not answering them.

[lamplighter]

Banned for making me testify against my will.

[Fyrnae]

Banned -- you are free to do as you like

[reiven]

banned to indentured servitude

[envirodude]

Banned to be severed in dentures, dude.

<- self ban for allowing myself to succumb to irredemptive punitude

[Eye on Earth]

^ unbanned so I can ban you mercilessly.

^ rebanned for using big words.

[LogicFag]

Banned for attempting to unban a user. You do not have the administrative rights to perform this action.

[reiven]

banned for those damned chariots

[Fyrnae]

Banned because I am bored

[reiven]

banned because i've seen your fence building skillz, and you should stay away from boards.

[Fyrnae]

Banned because you have seen no such thing.

[reiven]

uh huh!

you are banned by local building codes.
blimey.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to be my porter until my elbows recover.

[jinx31]

Banned for letting him off easy. He should be your porter indefinitely.

[GenessorDios]

Well then, you're banned to become her starboarder for the foreseeable future.

[jinx31]

banned to Davy Jones Locker

[GenessorDios]

This is an intelligent ban. If you were intelligent like me, you too would be able to see the reason for the ban, given here ->

Why yes, I am naked, why do you ask?

[GettingBetter]

Banned for lack of intelligence in that tin can.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for violating the Law of Symmetry by having a slightly larger right pupil. It was enacted in 1924 for a reason, to keep vagrants like you off the streets (of INTJf).

[Wry Satyr]

banned for imposing laws of symemtry when it's well known that they've never progressed beyond the phase of a simple hypothesis.

[envirodude]

Banned for screaming, "Ban me, ban me, ban me again, ED!" You make me sick...

[GenessorDios]

Banned because nobody likes ED. :(

[TypeINTP]

Banned for coldly stating facts. :P

[Dusk]

Banned, just for the hell of it.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for personal amusement.

[LadySpock]

Banned for frivolous cruelty

[reiven]

banned for such an uninspiring av

[envirodude]

Banned for just cause.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because the application of illusory ink around your ocular region subtracts merely infinitesimally from the perception (and ultimately, the reality) of your infinitely vast cerebral ineptitude.

[SouloftheLaurel]

Banned because Bender is NOT that short lol

[lamplighter]

Banned for forgetting Season 5 episode 1, where Bender withdraws into his body to hide from everyone, and is that short.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned due to protocol demands.

[envirodude]

Banned, just 'cuz

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being there.

[WoodsWoman]

Routine ban.

[GenessorDios]

@lamplighter: How did you know about that?! And what're you talking about, seasons and episodes? This is my fucking life! Banned!

[reiven]

banned, tarred, and feather boa'd.

[GenessorDios]

Hey, that sucked. Why don't you go on sabbantical to come up with something better?

[reiven]

banned with malicious indifferent intent

[lamplighter]

Banned for gratuitous use of the strike out.

[LadySpock]

Banned for not including a gratuity with your payment.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for thinking you deserve a tip for that.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for wearing leather pants on strip poker night.

[SouloftheLaurel]

Banned for being too hot

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being the latest to publicly fall victim to EoE.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for being my first!

[Fyrnae]

Banned for making my tea come out of my nose.

[GenessorDios]

You figured out the secret of nasalgasms before I did?! Banned!

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for being my second.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for lasting a second.

[envirodude]

Banned for lack of perspective.

[psykhe]

Banned for favoring Pness.

[GrnEyz]

excessive ruby red lips... banned..?

[psykhe]

banned for peeing in your bed, I can see the dampened duvet.

[TypeINTP]

Banned for smelling his pee-filled bed.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for unnecessary imagery.

[reiven]

all of y'alls is banned for ruining a perfectly good pness reference.

[GenessorDios]

What's so great about being a BaNTP?

[incamy]

Banned for only seeing you on game threads.

[GenessorDios]

It's called a comfort zone for a reason.

Also, banned for stalking me.

[lamplighter]

Banned for not appreciating your fans.

[GenessorDios]

Hmm, which is it? I can't tell if it's banrise or banset over there.

[LadySpock]

Banned for getting so drunk that you can't tell whether it's day or night.

[GenessorDios]

I've had some faulty bansistors in my eyes for some time, guess I should get them serviced.

[envirodude]

Banned. With extreme prejudice.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being predjudiced.

[reiven]

banned for being un-juiced

[psykhe]

banned to get me a juice.

[datagirl]

banned for drinking the Kool-Aid (red, of course)

[psykhe]

banned for thinking Kool-Aid is awesome.

[reiven]

banned to go get some chapstick

[GenessorDios]

Look what you did on the floor! No! Ban boy! You get outside right now!

[reiven]

banned for splashing in the puddle

[GenessorDios]

Well what do you know, it tastes like bangria.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for drinking out of reiven's puddle.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not wanting me to get my daily dose. Do you want me to get avitaminosis?

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being addicted to reiven's puddle.

[reiven]

banned for doubting my addictability

[GenessorDios]

@Fyrnae: Also, banned for doubting his predictability.

Yes.

[LadySpock]

Banned for making no &^%^&*ing sense.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not censoring your profanity properly, you pi*ce of shit.

[reiven]

banned for terms of enrearment

[Wry Satyr]

banned for apathy.

[GettingBetter]

Banned for getting too excited about enrearment.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for putting the words excitement and rear near each other.

[LadySpock]

Banned for trying to dictate the order of words.

[TypeINTP]

Banned for discarding a good anal reference.

[envirodude]

Banned for doubting his own intuition.

[GenessorDios]

Hey banvirodude, when are you going to give that rocket back? Some of us can't achieve sexual pleasure without it, you know? Selfish prick....

[envirodude]

Banned for responding with a question (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) in the banned thread.

[GenessorDios]

:(

Banned for being a forum mod's wet dream.

Are you happy now?! Are you happy now that you've stolen a part of my soul and crushed it under your grimy boot heel like an insignificant pile of excrement, leaving a mere shell of a being that can no longer feel joy, living out the rest of its pathetic days in resigned anger?! Are you?!?!

[reiven]

banned for pretending that is a recent development

[GenessorDios]

Banned because all that time it spent arrested doesn't count.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for being an autistic savant and counting like the Rain Man.

[lamplighter]

Banned for calling the kettle black.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for extreme racial prejudice! How dare you use that word to describe me?! I'll have you know I can get the NAACP on your ass in an instant! Don't you ever call me a kettle again, or I will get my other canned product friends together and fuck you up, yo!

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for being in close relation to tuna. (But extra points for being related to Spam)

[envirodude]

Banned for not focussing on the big picture. Hell, not focussing period!

[GenessorDios]

You leave me no choice. Banned fo' cussing.

[jinx31]

Cussing can ban.

[Wry Satyr]

doing the can-can ban.

[GenessorDios]

Have you ever visited Gerbany? I hear it's lovely this time of year.

[Wry Satyr]

No, but I hear the same thing about Engbanned.

[GenessorDios]

Yeah, their banderground railway system is the banvy of bany a nation.

[Wry Satyr]

Especially BANgladesh!

[GenessorDios]

Banned for taking the easiest one.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for not thinking of Bangle Terre (said with French accent).

[GenessorDios]

I'm going to ban you but since I would like to give you the illusion of choice, you may select your own reason.

[Wry Satyr]

treason

Banned for living in exile.

[GenessorDios]

Banned because I had no choice; living on exile wasn't very comfortable.

[reiven]

i got free pizza and you don't ban

[envirodude]

Ban a pensar que no hablas esbañol.

They're going to think that you don't speak Sbanish.

[lamplighter]

Banned for exposing us to another language. We only speak a bastardized version of English here called American.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not using the OED.

[reiven]

banned for misquoting the oompa loompas
its "oh ee oh"
not O E :D

[envirodude]

banned for misquoting any six-year-old on the planet
it's "ee aye ee aye oh"

and on his farm he had a buzzard,
Run reiven, run!

[Artio]

banned to hitchhike across the USA.

Don't forget to pluck your eyebrows and shave your legs on the way.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for making envirodude look like Powder.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned - the Cathedral is missing it's waterspout.

[GettingBetter]

Banned for bringing religion into this.

[TypeINTP]

Banned for getting better.

[envirodude]

Banned for inserting headphones into your nose without prior authorisation from the iPolice.

[Fyrnae]

The trees ban you.

[reiven]

banned for randomly spilling water on a paint-by-numbers watercolor project and calling it art.

[Eye on Earth]

^ Banned for critiquing art, plaid hat man.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for banning yourself.

[Cooper]

Thats one bad hat, Harry....banned

[Fyrnae]

Banned because I've been wanting to ban you for ages.

[envirodude]

Banned because I'd been aching to ban an elf for ages, and now I can only ban a ... sheep? I mean, anyone can ban a sheep; they're so baaaaanable. (:whip: Must ... not ... pun ... )

[Arcanist]

Banned for brandishing a chainsaw. :(

[datagirl]

That should be bandishing a chainsaw - banned for missing the pun

[Missinglink]

Banned for no other reason then my wife drank all my damn coffee and that makes me a sad panda.

[datagirl]

Banboons shouldn't drink coffee - banned for griping about your wife.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for sliently screaming all this time.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned unto sanity.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to share in my madness

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for not inviting me along earlier.

[Fyrnae]

Banned cause you were already there

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for unconfusing me. :laugh:

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for snorting pollen.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for holding an entire city captive.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for interfering with my evil plan.

[Fyrnae]

banned because witnessing is not necessarily interference.

[unconscioushate]

Banned for changing her avatar way too often.

[datagirl]

^banned for being conscious of his unconscious hatred

[reiven]

banned for taking a shower and flushing the toilet with her toe

[Taste of peat]

Banned for never changing your avatar. Don't you care about what you look like ?

[reiven]

banned for not paying attention to when i get all chrimmusy

[Artio]

It was four months ago. Banned to take a shower at least.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to wash his back.

[Artio]

Banned to assist me, I've got only two hands and he has a dirty back.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to draw the bath if I do.

[envirodude]

Banned for allowing Reiven to intrude in a perfectly good Artio on Fyrnae bath scenario.

[TypeINTP]

Banned for intruding on revien's intruding in the perfectly good Artio on Fyrnae bath scenario ...

[envirodude]

How intrusive! You sir, may consider yourself banned. If you're watching Les Habitants play hockey this week, wave a banner for me, please.

[Eye on Earth]

Banner ban chainsaw man.

[Gerard91]

banned for being a poser

[Eye on Earth]

Here...let me get you a banned-aid for your oweee.

[GrnEyz]

adolescent ban

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not being to drive the speed limit on the highway. Old codger!

[GrnEyz]

stick and stones ban

[Eye on Earth]

^Banned for using words.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for having a face. :p

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not having a face. ;)

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for calling me fishbowl. ;D

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for hiding in chat.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for... oh, you found me. Only lurkers hunt people down like that!

Banned for lurking!

[Cooper]

Banned for killing the ban thread

[Gerard91]

banned for wearing old style hat

[psykhe]

Banned for not seeing the beauty of the said hat.