Banned

[incamy]

banned for being fishy.

[escapist11]

Banned for not realizing that it was the SYSTEM that double posted and didn't couple my posts together like it usually does when you back to back post.

[incamy]

banned for banning me when you should have banned the futurama robot.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for not taking one for the team. You suck as a friend.

[Fyrnae]

Banned because this is why you have no friends.

[Taste of peat]

Banned for talking about friends on an introverted people forum.

[Fyrnae]

Banned because introverts have friends too. They may be over there, but they do exist.

[incamy]

banned for having imaginary friends.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for killing that bird.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for ornithophilic tendencies. I bet you were hot and bothered all throughout The Birds, weren't you? Sicko.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for thinking there's anything wrong with bestiality

[GenessorDios]

Bestiality's fine but birds? Ugh. Gimme a sea banemone any day of the week.

....

Except Tuesday, that's for me and my llama.

[incamy]

banned for not banning.

[Bobsama]

Banned accidentally.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being accident-prone.

[Taste of peat]

Banned for having only blue and white tones on your new avatar.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for your attempt at being an art critic. Don't give up your day job.

[Wry Satyr]

banned for thinking those icicles on her heart are the perfect tool for committing murder.

[Fyrnae]

banned for thinking they're not

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for posting more than five times on the same page.

[Taste of peat]

Banned for breaking objects.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for being way too cute. I just want to pet you.

[Taste of peat]

Banned for having no real animal to pet and for lurking on the internet, looking at animal pictures and avatars.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for accusing others of lurking.

[Fyrnae]

banned for being a noob

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for banning noobs.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for banning people who ban noobs.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for using ban three times in a sentence, properly.

[Taste of peat]

Banned for having no colour on your avatar.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for being color blind.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for lack of lifejacket snaking me.

My cat is banned for trying to help me type

[Taste of peat]

Banned for not being at 37°C.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for banning a core member.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to swap places with me & see how warm you remain.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for blaming the cat.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for enjoying it.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for living somewhere cold.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for bringing up discussions about foreign threads.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to come & fix my boiler

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for breaking the boiler.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for presuming I broke the boiler.

My boiler is banned.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for having your boiler banned.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for breaking the chain of command

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for having a name I am not sure how to pronounce.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for snapping your fingers three times and expecting me to play this game

[Fyrnae]

Emma, you snaker. Banned.

NGA: Unbanned for entertaining me.

Re-banned for not knowing Anglo-Saxon.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for insulting others' fluency in ancient languages.

[Taste of peat]

Banned for banning someone who just unbanned you.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for banning someone who banned someone else that unbanned them.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for my personal amusement

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for banning the banner who banned them banning the banned banners.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being entertained by noobs

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for carrying an empty scabbard.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to go get your eyes examined

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for suprofolous banning of banners.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned because i have no idea what you are trying to ban

[Fyrnae]

Banned for mispelling superfluous

[Eye on Earth]

Banning myself because I am hungry.

*waves bye*

[Fyrnae]

Banned for running away.

*bye!* {{{EOE}}}

< banned to feed the cat

[NoGrayArea01]

Unbanned for correctly correcting me on my spelling then
Re-banned for spell checking an INTJ when they googled the word, but failed to look up the correct spelling and instead looked at the way that they spelled it in the search form - like an idiot.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being google-dependent. there are meetings for that you know. it's called school

[Taste of peat]

Banned for not knowing capital letters.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for being too correct.

That is, both of you.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being black and white

[NoGrayArea01]

Banning myself 4x over for mispelling a word. Such a shame...

[EmmaKynikos]

banned because a new semester of school is starting in a few weeks and you still haven't enrolled

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for using paradoxes.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not renting 'inception' tonight

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for being disturbingly accurate.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not acknowledging the awesomeness of my intuitive skills

[GenessorDios]

Why must you be so bantankerous?

[incamy]

banned.......just...banned.....

[GenessorDios]

I take it you do not approve of my banthodology.

[reiven]

why must you be so misbanthropic?

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for not following the rules of the banned game!

[Fyrnae]

Banned for appropriating reiven's p-ness.

[HAL 9000]

Banned for spreading awareness of a heart condition that clearly doesn't exist.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned just because I feel like banning you.

[Fyrnae]

You're all banned for no reason whatsoever.

[WoodsWoman]

{{{Fyrn}}} Banned - but only because thread protocol demands it.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not giving your fur coat to Fyrnae.

[Artio]

Banned by PETA.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned by Whale Wars!

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned by...those other animal rights people.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being intolerant of tolerance

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for not tolerating those who are intolerant of tolerance.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being barely able to put together a tolerant thought

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for tolerating intolerant thought processes.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not coming up with another banned theme

[GenessorDios]

What's wrong with prolonging the lifesban of one theme?

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for asking a question in the "Banned" game.

[Artio]

Banned for being banctimonious.

[incamy]

banned for this being the second time i'm banning you.

[Artio]

You're banned before you turn into a serial banner.

[GenessorDios]

I hate when people keep count snake me, don't make me bancorous.

[incamy]

i can no longer ban you for you have reached your max banned limit.

[Artio]

I ban you for I'm a banshee.

[incamy]

banned for having ridiculous bannedter.

[GenessorDios]

Shut up, bancamy!

[WoodsWoman]

BanessorDios, thou art banned.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for using archaic English.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for using English.

[reiven]

banned for being an intj with an off center avatar.
have you no sense of proportion?

[icepick method]

Banned?! I just paid to get unbanned!

[reiven]

banned for throwing good money after bad

[jinx31]

banned for not taking the money and running

[reiven]

banned for unusually wide stance in the men's room stall.

[jinx31]

banned for noticing

[reiven]

only because you are here, and i have to do this
i ban you in the name of all that is decent, and just, and on sale at k mart.

[hutbug]

Banned for being on clearance at walmart.

[GenessorDios]

Poor kitty. So poor that he has to read tarot cards by bandlelight.

[hutbug]

Who are you banaring your baneeth at? BANNED

[GenessorDios]

Generally towards members of the Ku Klux Ban.

[hutbug]

You get a kluxterf**k ban.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for having a candle so close to flammable objects. You could burn the forum down!

[WoodsWoman]

Banned because that's been tried already.

[Fyrnae]

Banned, a pleasure as always.

[MassHysteria]

Banned for heavy-handed metaphorical imagery.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned... well... 'cause I can?

[MassHysteria]

Banned for taking liberties with my membership.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for the thrill of it.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for...being orange.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for thinking it should be another colour.

[HAL 9000]

Banned for favoring one color over another.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for lack of colour

[Synapse]

Banned for fornicating with a monochromatic diaspora! Respect, pl0x!!!11!

[HAL 9000]

Banned for posting something I'm too stupid to understand.

[Synapse]

Banned for not understanding 4chan-originated memes shoved into a pretentious lexiconical construction for humorous effect.

Shame! Ceiling cat looks down upon you...

[EmmaKynikos]

banned because he already said he was stupid. do you always kick a man when he's down?

[Synapse]

banned because he already said he was stupid. do you always kick a man when he's down?

Banned for thinking my compassion is universal. :evil:

[jinx31]

Banned because we haven't figured out how to fund universal compassion yet.

[hutbug]

Banned for not expediting that project.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for thinking an INTJ can expedite a project.

[Minerva]

Banned for not getting your own project... What a loser! :p

[zef]

Minerva banned for not using the original Greek name (Athena)

[Fyrnae]

Banned for joining us. ;)

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for using my beating heart as your av

[Fyrnae]

Banned for losing heart

[GenessorDios]

Banned for hearing wrongly when people said you have a heart of gold.

[jinx31]

Banned for cardiovascular misdiagnosis. She does in fact have a heart of gold.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for ripping out her beating heart from her chest. gold digger

[jinx31]

Banned for judging me. I needed the money.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for missing the 'j' in 'intj'

[jinx31]

banned for overdoing the 'j'

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for rephrasing a previous ban in an attempt to make it a new one

[jinx31]

banned for raining on our freshness guarantee

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for playing every game in the game thread.

[jinx31]

banned for being a lounge lizard

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for being correct.

[GenessorDios]

I want to live
I want to give
I've banned a miner
for a heart of cold.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for singing.

[jinx31]

Banned for banning entertainment (even if it was only GD)

come to think of it, entertainment is a pretty generous word..

[HAL 9000]

Banned for having a freak'n scary avatar.

[Fyrnae]

Have you looked in the mirror lately? Banned.

[datagirl]

chilled myocardium ban

[Fyrnae]

Banned as soon as I figure out how to thaw me out.

[Synapse]

Banned for crude treatment of ventricular tachycardia.

[NoGrayArea01]

The last five posters are banned for being too carbon-based.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for breaking the carbon chain.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for carbon fixation - copying not allowed.

[INiTeJer]

Banned because now I can't photocopy my butt at the staff christmas party

[jinx31]

Banned cause no one wants to see that anyway.

[INiTeJer]

banned because, my butt.

[jinx31]

you, and your butt, just banned banned banned.

[Fyrnae]

^ & ^^ are banned for being the butts of butt jokes.

[GenessorDios]

Hmm, it looks like I'll need to send you through the bancinerator, li'l miss Ice Queen.

[Fyrnae]

Banned to be poured into a crucible

[GenessorDios]

Tsk tsk tsk. One of your bantricles is misaligned. And you call yourself an INtJ?

[GrnEyz]

three rows of teeth.... oralban

[GenessorDios]

How dare you make fun of my maker's bantistry skills!

[GrnEyz]

failure to ban ban

[GenessorDios]

Ban for redundancy ban.

[Synapse]

Stack overflow. Banned for writing vulnerable programs.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for reminding me of the time i ate the brown acid

[Synapse]

banned for reminding me of the time i ate the brown acid

Banned for trippiness of such magnitude that my only (grammatically incorrect) thought is: LOLWUT?

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for overusing the forum's quote feature

[Synapse]

Banned for slowing my Internet connection down.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for still using dial-up

[Synapse]

Banned for inaccurate (and thus stupid) insult.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for confusing inaccuracy with stupidity

[Synapse]

Banned for using the dictionary you sit on.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for letting me shove my dictionary up your ass

[Synapse]

Banned for hint of genuine rage in a joke thread.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for confusing rage with sexual desire

[Synapse]

Banned for continuing to feint.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being easily distracted

[Synapse]

Banned for preying on the drowsy.

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for not being prepared to take me on

[MortalWombat]

banned for taking it off

[EmmaKynikos]

banned for being a chronic interloper

[Synapse]

Banned for disturbing mental images.

[MortalWombat]

^^banned for being a chronic anteloper

[jinx31]

bantelopes use the chronic?

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not sharing the chronic

[Taste of peat]

Banned for sharing coldness.

[Fyrnae]

banned for looking out the windowpane at coldness, then sharing it.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for overliterality.

[Artio]

Did I just hear you singing Kum ban yah? You're banned.

[zef]

Lilypad ban

[Fyrnae]

Beam me up ban.

[zef]

Sorry, captain, too drunk, I only beamed up your heart self-ban

[Artio]

That's enough bourban for you. Gimme that Jim Beam - and be banned.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for not sharing the Jim Beam.

[Taste of peat]

Banned for desiring Jim Beam instead of more peated beverages (i.e. Laphroaig or Ardbeg).

[GenessorDios]

What is this, an Alcoholics Banonymous meeting?

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for making a terrible pun.

[GenessorDios]

Banned for lying. I see plenty of gray in your avatar.

[Synapse]

Banned for attempting to predict thoughts with colors.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for thinking the world is all black and white.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for lying. I see plenty of gray in your avatar.

Steel isn't gray. I guess it's a kind of... silver... sort of...

So, you're banned for color misidentification.

[Artio]

Hesitation ban.

[jinx31]

quick to ban ban.

[Artio]

Hi there! -ban

[NoGrayArea01]

Insubordination ban.

[Artio]

And for you I give one of my I agree with you -bans.

[jinx31]

Banned for subordinating yourself

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for causing a subordinate to subordinate himself.

[jinx31]

Banned for rolling right past that stop sign on Obvious Street.

[Fyrnae]

Banned for being

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[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for overly-epic display of obviousness.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for making an understatement.

[Synapse]

Banned for understating an understatement.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for neural misfire.

[Ben1220]

banned for stuff

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for leaving your stuff hanging out.

[hutbug]

checking out his stuff? BANNED

[WoodsWoman]

Umpire ban.

[Fyrnae]

Baseball ban

[Synapse]

Mentioning sports? Off-topic, banned!

[Fyrnae]

Banned for impersonating a mod

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for modular modification.

[datagirl]

banned for nodular notification

[Steel]

Banned for plagiarism.

[Cooper]

banned for ignoring the laws of gravity

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for noticing that.

[GenessorDios]

You're like the bantichrist of physics.

[NoGrayArea01]

Better pun than last time - but still banned.

[datagirl]

^disintegrated in the assymmetry of GD's banti-matter

[Ben1220]

Banned in the name of science.

[NoGrayArea01]

Banned for having an interesting yet complicated avatar.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for not giving a score to the avatar.

[NoGrayArea01]

(Ben1220 avatar) 7.5/10

There's a score.

Banned for believing an avatar score really matters.

[GenessorDios]

You actually gave a score? Wow, talk about being easily banipulated.

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for being a bandito.

[GrnEyz]

goody two shoes ban

[GenessorDios]

Oh gee, nice one BanEyz. :rolleyes:

[Eye on Earth]

Banned for dissing a California city.

[WoodsWoman]

Banned for lack of clarity.

[Cooper]

Banned for wood stacking

[MassHysteria]

Banned for smoking in the boy's room.