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Rick
02-20-2008, 12:23 PM
Not sure if this goes here, but it is about history and is interesting.

History Made Interesting


LIFE IN THE 1500'S

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it,
think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:
These are interesting..
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.."
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm,
so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside.
A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold..
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner,
leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.."
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon.." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat.." Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the "upper crust."
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom of "holding a wake."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist
of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night "the .....graveyard shift", to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, "saved by the bell", or was considered a ..."dead ringer.!"
And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring?

Antares
02-21-2008, 06:12 AM
Haha. Precisely. It shows that we've come a long way. It really makes me grateful that I'm born in this age, but then again, it might be exactly the future generations would think. "What? Most of them can't leave Earth?!" (Incredulous look)

coffeeloverfreak
02-23-2008, 06:17 PM
I'm not sure if all of those are verifiably true (sources, anyone?) but they are plausible, certainly.

As for people who sit around talking about the "good ol' days", they need to realize that yes, some things are always better in the past, and some things are always worse. Change is both inevitable and value-neutral. It's a necessary facet of humanity.

PortInStorm
03-01-2008, 04:36 AM
You know, I'm going to have to think about that value-neutral thing. Inevitable yes, neutral, I guess it would depend on the person who's evaluating it. But changeable is not the same as neutral.

Anyways, on topic, I didn't even go that far back in history- when reading Angela's Ashes, I've thanked God for a hot shower almost every day. Sure,
- living with your lower floor floating in sewage and
- slowly destroying your apartment scavenging wood to stay warm and
- losing more than half your siblings to TB or some other disease and
- having to sleep with the landlord to have a place over your head or
- NOT HAVING ANY BIRTH CONTROL

is bad enough, but when that aunt told the kids to go wash out in the cold with cold water... that doesn't seem so bad in comparison, but I couldn't do even that. Can you seriously imagine even having a cold water shower in a warm house, never mind naked outside in the cold? Not having anything clean to put on afterwards, no towel, no heat inside either.... No wonder they never bathed.

I remember reading something about the time fairy tales were were written in Europe... they were all about food (starving families, wishes of food, houses of candy) because that was the best anyone could thing of wishing for. Said there was almost never a day you weren't hungry. So sad that I've had it all while others live like this, even today.