Idea for a computer game (Jesus Christ as a FPS)

[ShaiGar]

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In the style of GTA San Andreas.

I had the idea where St Peter could be Jesus's Sidekick with a trigger finger that HK47 would envy.

Jesus could spout one-liners such as:
"Hail to the Christ Baby"
"It's time to kick ass and save sinners souls. And I'm all out of mercy. "
"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"
"Those pagan bastards are gonna pay for messin up my forgiveness!"
"Damn, you're fugly."
"Let dad sort 'em out."
"Groovy"
"Bitchin"

Or, we could get James Earl Jones to voice the character of Jesus and throw in a few more quotes like these (with red lightsaber):
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..."
whenever he kills an old man "Your powers are weak, old man."

[AgentofGaming]

Something similar...

Have you seen these kinds of games? *shudders*

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[pavman]

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In the style of GTA San Andreas.

I had the idea where St Peter could be Jesus's Sidekick with a trigger finger that HK47 would envy.

Jesus could spout one-liners such as:
"Hail to the Christ Baby"
"It's time to kick ass and save sinners souls. And I'm all out of mercy. "
"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"
"Those pagan bastards are gonna pay for messin up my forgiveness!"
"Damn, you're fugly."
"Let dad sort 'em out."
"Groovy"
"Bitchin"

Or, we could get James Earl Jones to voice the character of Jesus and throw in a few more quotes like these (with red lightsaber):
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since..."
whenever he kills an old man "Your powers are weak, old man."

Awesome! That would rock... :) But the only problem is that we'd need to replace guns with healing the sick and driving out demons, so the majority of FPSers wouldn't play it.

Actually, just read the link... umm... well... maybe not in support of it now :O) and if Hot Coffee can't even pass without getting a smack from the system...





pavman added to this post, 9 minutes and 38 seconds later...

Something similar...

Have you seen these kinds of games? *shudders*

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This is hilarious...

[ShaiGar]

replace the guns?
I'm giving them MORE guns. jesus using the BFG on some romans who only have swords. AWESOME

[BadMojo]

Jesus pulls out a huge Magnum 44 and says "Go ahead a pray!"

[Sylvanus]

Have you seen the Robot Chicken episode with "Kill Bunny"? It's Kill Bill with the bride replaced with Jesus. I like the idea of a ninja Jesus a little better, but I do like the one liners.

[HackerX]

Needs more Raptor Jesus - Jurassic Park style

[Homini Lupus]

Somebody has seen "Jesus Christ Vampire hunter" (Canada 2001) way too many times...

Did you know that, if you played through Postal 2 without killing anybody, you got the message "Thank you for playing, JESUS!"?