Respond only with questions.

[MassHysteria]

*smack*

How's the weather down there, MW? Hot and cloudy by you too?

[GenessorDios]

Why must you make fun of guys shorter than yourself? Do you get off on it?

[MassHysteria]

*bites tongue*

GD, why must you be so sensitive about your height? Don't your legs extend? And I thought your torso doubled as a jet pack anyway?

[GenessorDios]

Wh-who said I was referring to me? Aren't you the short one around here, Ms Short Shorty McShorterton?

[MassHysteria]

ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *ruffles GD's hair and lights a cigarette a la Mrs. Robinson*

Who's worried about height, anyway? Does it bother you? Just because of this one area where you're a little... inadequate?

[MortalWombat]

I could make a joke but I will be nice

Yes, MH, hellishly hot and murky, there, too?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't rain supposed to HELP tale the heat AWAY?? Yeesh, the whole world could use a cold shower, don't you think?

[MortalWombat]

I usually don't like cold showers, but with this heat, dontcha think they could be acceptable? :p

[MassHysteria]

You know I tried to take one the other night? ...For all of fifteen seconds? Bleh, I hate those things, don't you?

[Bobsama]

Did you get flustered thinking of me?

[MassHysteria]

*looks at av*

*refuses to make a sour puss joke*

Why, Bob, where have you been lately?

[GenessorDios]

Doesn't a cold shower sometimes help to clear your mind?

[Bobsama]

I've been driven insane IRL, didn't you hear? I hate popcorn, stepfathers, emotions, and illogical statements, right?

[MassHysteria]

@GD, What's the good of that if the only thought in your head is ''OH MY GOD THIS WATER IS COLD THIS SUCKS WHY DID I DO THIS?''

@Bob, Ain't life grand?

[GenessorDios]

Better to have one unifying thought in your mind than a jumble of thoughts right?

[MassHysteria]

Hmmm depends on the jumble, doesn't it? I guess we all have head-clearing techniques, don't we?

[GenessorDios]

But why persist with yours when clearly mine is always the preferable option?

[Bobsama]

But why persist with yours when clearly mine is always the preferable option?

Why would anyone want to reformat themselves like that?

[GenessorDios]

What's the point of your existence if you don't aspire to be as divine as I am?

[MassHysteria]

Divine? GD, awfully confident this evening, eh?

[GenessorDios]

Oh yeah, like you've never tearfully fallen to your knees to give thanks for knowing me? Who're you kidding?

[freeeekyyy]

Why are you kidding?

[MassHysteria]

It wasn't I who was on their knees, was it?

[Bobsama]

Weren't you sitting on a ledge?

[MassHysteria]

Why sit on the ledge when the chair is perfectly fine?

[Bobsama]

Why not sit on a ledge? It's more funner, isn't it?

[MassHysteria]

Why don't you give a chair a chance? *sits comfortably in a chair and sips tea daintily*

[Bobsama]

Don't you like coffee?

[MassHysteria]

I love coffee, do you have some?

[GenessorDios]

So you were worshipping me from a chair, MassHysteria? Lucky for you I'm pretty lenient eh?

[MassHysteria]

What would be my penance for disobedience? Couple laps around the convent?

[GenessorDios]

How about you have to dance the Macarena for two hours nonstop?

[Bobsama]

Will you join in?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't singing the song for two hours torture enough for me?

[MortalWombat]

But don't you have that CD in your car, with the track on repeat? :suspicious:

[Bobsama]

You saw it too?

[MortalWombat]

You hang out in GD's car, too? Isn't it getting crowded in here?

[Bobsama]

Naw; I stole it, remember?

[MortalWombat]

So that's why the cops were chasing you?

[Bobsama]

Those were cops?

[MortalWombat]

The flashing lights and sirens didn't clue you in?

[Bobsama]

Didn't you know that I'm both deaf and colorblind?

[MortalWombat]

What do you do when you come up on a stoplight, then? Take a wild guess and go for it?

[GenessorDios]

How's that different from the way you drive?

[Bobsama]

How's that more dangerous than how you drive?

[GenessorDios]

It doesn't matter how I drive since I have a styrofoam car, right?

[reiven]

can there be a more environmentally unfriendly material than styrofoam?

[GenessorDios]

Sulfur dioxide? CFCs? Polyethylene terephthalates?

[MortalWombat]

your main components?

[reiven]

is the forum running at half speed, or is it my computer?

[MortalWombat]

maybe it's a slow day?

[EmmaKynikos]

what would you do if i said it feels normal to me?

[reiven]

try something different?

[MortalWombat]

maybe it's cause mass and GD aren't around?

[MassHysteria]

Different how?

EDIT: Ooooooooh, spoke too soon, eh, Wombat? Did you miss me?

[MortalWombat]

SPEAKA THE DEVIL

Howdy?

[MassHysteria]

Hey, what have I missed??

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know reiven was going to try something different on me?

[MortalWombat]

not much, huh?

[GenessorDios]

Yes I agree, there's not much sunlight, is there?

[K27]

There's a lot. Are you blind?

[GenessorDios]

Damn you Horus, did you move those clouds right after my post to make me look foolish?

*shakes fist*

[MortalWombat]

How do you chew with three rows of teeth?

[GenessorDios]

Uhh, in four dimensions? Like, duh?

[deconspire]

Why do you even have three rows of teeth?

[sixpoint8]

Who says they're teeth?

[MortalWombat]

Maybe GD just really loves chicklets?

[WoodsWoman]

What's going on?

[MassHysteria]

Not much, you?

[GenessorDios]

Who coined the phrase What's up?

[Cooper]

Bugs Bunny?

[MortalWombat]

Doc?

[Cooper]

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news?

[MassHysteria]

ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. have you got a bad case of loving us? Are you addicted to love? Are we simply irresistible to you?

Can you tell I'm a Robert Palmer fan?

[GenessorDios]

Who coined the term coined?

[MortalWombat]

You got a bad case of lovin', Cooper?

[Cooper]

The bank?

[MassHysteria]

Join the club? :S

[MortalWombat]

the bank club or the lovin club?

the raccoon club?

[MassHysteria]

How about the loving raccoon bank club?

[MortalWombat]

:flirt:

are the raccoons trustworthy?

[MassHysteria]

Would you trust anyone who was literally born with a mask, gloves and cheeky smile?

[MortalWombat]

YES

Why not?

[MassHysteria]

:thinking:

Good question; doesn't he sound like fun? :devilish:

[MortalWombat]

If Indiana Jones were wearing gloves and a mask, would you trust him? :devilish:

[MassHysteria]

*shudders*

My, you're in a naughty mood, aren't you? But it wouldn't be a mask so much as a nope, can't say that and they wouldn't be gloves, more like nope, can't go there either and it wouldn't be a matter of trust per say, so NOPE! ....You know, there is absolutely no appropriate way to follow up that question?

[MortalWombat]

:devilish:

;D

Is someone confuzzled? :devilish:

[MassHysteria]

Ahem!

Hey, didn't GD ask an interesting question earlier? Who coined the term ''coined?'' Do you think it was the guys at the mint?

[MortalWombat]

Actually I think I had a book of random facts that had the answer in there...but you don't expect me to go look, do you? ;D

[MassHysteria]

Hm, do neither of us have access to Google? Or are we merely too lazy?

[MortalWombat]

*raises glass*

Hey, I'm down with lazy tonight, any problems with that? ;D

[Bobsama]

Are you too lazy to remember?

[MortalWombat]

Maybe I braindumped it cause I had better things to remember?

[Bobsama]

stop making excuses for your feeble memory?

[MortalWombat]

Can you remember being born?

No?


PATHETIC

[Bobsama]

can you?
what is "no"?

[MortalWombat]

The opposite of yes?

[Bobsama]

aien't dat no?

[GenessorDios]

How do you braindump? Do you have to insert toilet paper through your nose?

[MortalWombat]

Do you even have a nose, GD?

[Bobsama]

wasn't it removed with a plasma torch?

[MortalWombat]

shouldn't you be more careful with that thing?

[Bobsama]

who says I did it?
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[MortalWombat]

:laugh:

Why such yellow feet?

[Bobsama]

Haven't you ever mashed bananas with your feet?

[MortalWombat]

I'm not so accustomed with monkey-ways, are you?

[Bobsama]

didn't you notice my four thumbs?

[GenessorDios]

Hey, who stole the cookies?!

[MortalWombat]

Are they useful?

Do they also have little suspicious faces?

[SaturnEternity]

What?

[GenessorDios]

Seriously?

That was the best question you could come up with?

[MortalWombat]

And that was your best retort? GD, are you feeling okay?

[GenessorDios]

Can I help it if I was distracted by the missed opportunity of SaturnEternity to have chosen the name Saturnity instead?

[MortalWombat]

Can't blame you there, can I? :laugh:

[GenessorDios]

Why won't you blame me? Are you scared? You little scaredy-cat baby boy, can't do anything without someone else's approval can you? Why don't you act like a man for once?

[MortalWombat]

:stare:

Bob, can I use your plasma torch?

[GenessorDios]

Gonna build yourself a hole to hide in now? God, how lame can you be?

[MortalWombat]

Can I melt you into a nickel?

[GenessorDios]

Why're you getting your story mixed up? It was the witch who was melted with water, not the tin man with plasma and....you do know that entire story was a work of fiction right?

[MortalWombat]

Was it now?

*puts away bucket of water*

[GenessorDios]

Would you like to flick my mood switch?

[MortalWombat]

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

[GenessorDios]

No I believe it is still called it, unless you got some new information I'm not aware of?

[MortalWombat]

Don't I always?

[GenessorDios]

Don't you always end sentences before finishing them? Yeah you do, what's up with that?

[K27]

Are you aware that you cannot end something before finishing it because ending sth = finishing sth?

[MortalWombat]

Who are you?

[Bobsama]

Don't you like her avatar?

[MortalWombat]

I guess so, do you?

[GenessorDios]

Still seeking approval from others? When will you learn to be more independent?

[MortalWombat]

Didn't I state my opinion before asking yours?

[SaturnEternity]

Why didn't I come back earlier to read more comments?

[GenessorDios]

Were you busy fighting (and losing to) Venture as usual?

[SaturnEternity]

Were you getting drunk on cheap alcohol and stealing infants as usual?

[GenessorDios]

What do you mean were?

[SaturnEternity]

Than yes?

[N0c7urn3]

Did you mean then?

[SaturnEternity]

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[GenessorDios]

Did you just dig your own grave right there?

[Yardy]

Where's the supervision?

[GouldFan]

Aren't you asking one?

[MortalWombat]

You have X ray vision? :shocked:

[GouldFan]

Didn't you know? :borg:

[MortalWombat]

is it useful or horrifying?

[SaturnEternity]

Does it matter?

[MortalWombat]

Xray vision doesn't matter to you?

[Bobsama]

What could you possibly use it for? Spying?

[GenessorDios]

How about for giving people mild radiation poisoning?

[WoodsWoman]

For what purpose?

[Bobsama]

Well, to study them, right?

[MortalWombat]

Sure, why not?

[GenessorDios]

What if you want to tickle someone who's too far away to reach?

[WoodsWoman]

^^Isn't that rather selfish? Like the way ornithologists used to shoot birds?

^If all it does is tickle what good is it?

[GenessorDios]

Maybe you just need a step up transformer if you really want to hurt people?

[WoodsWoman]

Why would I want to hurt people? Isn't it much easier to just kill them outright?

[EmmaKynikos]

gd, what does megatron have to do with anything?

[MortalWombat]

When doesn't megatron have to do with everything?

[WoodsWoman]

Now isn't that an excellent question?

[Bobsama]

what question would that be?

[MortalWombat]

megatron?

[Bobsama]

Are you talking about a decimal or binary megabyte?

[MortalWombat]

001001000110?

[reiven]

can it really be boiled down to ones and zeros?

[MortalWombat]

maybe bobsama knows?

[reiven]

is his opinion unbiased?

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't the shadow know better?

[reiven]

who else knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men?

[EmmaKynikos]

me?

[WoodsWoman]

The way the shadow does? *doubts*

[EmmaKynikos]

are you proposing a test?

[WoodsWoman]

How would such a test be conducted?

[EmmaKynikos]

a duel to the death?

[reiven]

what are the rules?
and are you limited to uncovering evil only in men's hearts?

[Bobsama]

is his opinion unbiased?

OT: In computer terms, binary is best as it's the clearest thing. Humans aren't programmed in binary, though our true understanding of subjects is directly limited by our understanding of the underlying rules.



Anyways, what good are rules?

[aok]

Don't they fit the ruler's wants?

[shesgeekyweird]

what is the point?

[K27]

You didn't get it?

[GenessorDios]

How does one determine if they are righteous or wicked?

[Bobsama]

Can't K27 tell?

[MortalWombat]

K9?

Woof?

[GenessorDios]

Is it a full moon out?

[MortalWombat]

Isn't it day time?

[GenessorDios]

Don't the concepts of day and night mean nothing in the infinite vastness of space?

[MortalWombat]

Is that where you live? Space?

Explain a lot.

[GenessorDios]

So you think I'm out of this world? Why you gotta go making me blush all of a sudden?

[MortalWombat]

:flirt:

can robots blush?

[GenessorDios]

Well my facial circuits are sensitive to compliments, overheating and turning my cheeks red hot; doesn't that look like blushing to you?

[MortalWombat]

Will you light up like Rudolph if I compliment you?

[Bobsama]

Won't he just explode like a virgin on prom night?

[MortalWombat]

:laugh:

Do they have prom in space?

[reiven]

should we ask will robinson?

[MortalWombat]

for a warning, warning?

[reiven]

didn't that show really suck?

[MortalWombat]

the pain, the pain...... what?

[reiven]

isn`t that what tattoo (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 6biw%3D1020%26bih%3D535%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=481&vpy=72&dur=735&hovh=252&hovw=200&tx=103&ty=131&oei=vRxvTLWhI4SClAeFk6i_DQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0)from fantasy island used to say at the beginning of the show?

[MortalWombat]

who's the midget?

[reiven]

wouldn`t he be the smaller guy?

[MortalWombat]

really?
:stare:

[Onigumo13]

You don't say ??? ;)

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Can't K27 tell?

How could you BoBo ???

*points at the avatar* :mellow:

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isn`t that what tattoo (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 6biw%3D1020%26bih%3D535%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=481&vpy=72&dur=735&hovh=252&hovw=200&tx=103&ty=131&oei=vRxvTLWhI4SClAeFk6i_DQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0)from fantasy island used to say at the beginning of the show?

isn't that from the fantasy island ???

[MortalWombat]

What clued you off on that one?
Was it Rei saying "from fantasy island"?
:thinking:

[GenessorDios]

How are those two things related?

[MortalWombat]

Midgets and fantasy?

[GouldFan]

Don't you find fantasizing addictive?

[MortalWombat]

I don't shudder and sweat when I don't...do you?

[GouldFan]

I don't ever remember trying to stop, so I don't know... how do you stop?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't you ask a burly guy to hold his fist out and run your face into it?

[GouldFan]

Wouldn't one prefer a more elegant method?

[Calica]

A lady slap? With the glove still on?:bow:

[reiven]

why do people look at me funny when i lady slap someone whilst wearing gloves?

[GenessorDios]

Maybe it's their ridiculous expectation of you to wear pants?

[Calica]

maybe they didn`t expect such a response from you? Now that I think about it...where did your pants disappear to?

[GenessorDios]

Won't he have no love if he follows your advice?

And why did you have to edit your post causing mine to make less sense?

[Calica]

why did you have to be so sneakily fast I had to edit mine in the first place?
You sure he needs love? Wasn`t there something about fish?

[MortalWombat]

fish love?

[reiven]

isn`t there a song about it?

[MortalWombat]

what about this horridly catchy one? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[reiven]

have you seen this one (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[MortalWombat]

do you often make up songs to sing while you're alone?

[reiven]

don`t we all?

[MortalWombat]

:flirt:

ain't it grand?

[reiven]

do you ever sing motown tunes to yourself?

[MortalWombat]

....maybe?

[reiven]

you don't hold the soap like a microphone, do you?

[MortalWombat]

psh, who does that?

my mic is my hairbrush

[reiven]

have you ever been part of a choreography?

[MortalWombat]

not the full on dancing, but there have been a number of songs that i did in my years of chorus that had movements and dancing with it, y'know?

[reiven]

did you sing a solo?

[MortalWombat]

Nope, you know i don't like spotlight, right? though i did do small groups, and duets, close enough?

[reiven]

did you ever dress up for a school play?

[MortalWombat]

you think i would be in a play?

[reiven]

chicken?

[MortalWombat]

naw, were you in a play?

[Onigumo13]

In what play pray tell me , enlighten my individuality ???

[MortalWombat]

dunno, did you go to school with rei?

[Onigumo13]

Do you mean Rei Ayanami ???

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[MortalWombat]

you think reiven is secretly an anime woman in outer space?

[reiven]

according to meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad, right?

[MortalWombat]

you're a woman in outer space?

[reiven]

:flirt:
interested?

[MortalWombat]

how could I say no? :flirt:

[reiven]

so you like spacey women?

[MortalWombat]

do you like to pretend you're a spacey woman?

[reiven]

sometimes, what day is it?

[MortalWombat]

saturday?
i think?

[reiven]

sooory, the spacey woman thing is monday through thursday; you wanna come back later?

[Onigumo13]

And what about the pimp out your gollum day , is it on Sunday ???

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[GenessorDios]

Wasn't product placement the downfall of that movie?

[N0c7urn3]

You don't think gollum could replace yoda?

[GenessorDios]

Do you think Yoda is an abbreviation of yoga soda?

[REMwoman]

Don't you think Yoda looks like a shaved squirrel?