Respond only with questions.

[Cooper]

Yeah, but...Goober?

[MassHysteria]

Fits, don't it? :p

[Cooper]

Like a trench coat?

[MassHysteria]

Or an old shoe?

[Cooper]

Tongue of shoe?

[MassHysteria]

Wool of hat?

[Cooper]

Underwear of goose?

[MassHysteria]

What would the Weird Sisters have to say to us?

[Cooper]

Weird Sisters?

[MassHysteria]

Macbeth?

[Cooper]

Hamlet?

[MassHysteria]

Tom and Jerry?

[Cooper]

Did you see a putty tat?

[MassHysteria]

*AHEM!*

So how's the weather up there today?

[Cooper]

Isn't it supposed to be summer?

[MassHysteria]

Too cold for ya?

[Cooper]

Do I look like a pengiun to you?

[MassHysteria]

Uh, kind of?

[probity]

How am I supposed to respond to that?

[Cooper]

Take a wild guess?

[probity]

What if the guess is tame?

[GenessorDios]

Why

so

serious?

*eyepencil*

[MassHysteria]

Go on a wild goose chase?

[probity]

What good is a goose?

[GenessorDios]

Entertainment for a gander?

Perhaps even, if she's lucky, companionship?

[MassHysteria]

Gander at what?

[GenessorDios]

Are you engandering some hatred against me?

[MassHysteria]

What makes you say that?

[GenessorDios]

Because I sent you on a vile juice race?

[MassHysteria]

A vile juice race? :suspicious: Do you know I've never heard a more disgusting yet accurate description of our activity here?

[GenessorDios]

Hey....when did you become a bored Cored board member?

[MortalWombat]

Probably about seventeen posts ago, right?

[GenessorDios]

There's no way you could be that accurate....wanna bet on it?

[MassHysteria]

You wanna lose a bet really quick?

[GenessorDios]

Haven't I won already?

[MortalWombat]

Have you ever won anything, really?

[cheerbear]

whoa, MH is core now?

congrats! :nice:

[GrnEyz]

Welcome MH to the land of no return..!

(Damn... that was supposed to b a question..)

I'll just fix that here............?

[MassHysteria]

lol, thanks, do I win anything special now?

[GrnEyz]

Indeed... you've won an all expense paid weekend adventure which includes 2 nights camping on an island with complimentary water taxi service frm GrnEyz ParT Deck Boat Services to and from your island paradise included service to all of the lake bars.

Geez... forgot the question thingy again..! Damn.....?

[MassHysteria]

Oooh, sounds PERFECT, do I even get to pick the island?

[cheerbear]

ahaha, who is this character!?

and yea, which would you pick, MH!? :wideeyed:

[GrnEyz]

Are you familiar with all the islands on Boone Lake..?

Wouldn't you look good drinkin a high alcohol content cocktail on the GrnEyz Deck Boat..?

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[MassHysteria]

@Cheer You know I've always wanted to see the Greek Isles? Or we could go to Ireland again, right? Or someplace a little more tropical? Does Australia count as an island, or is it a full-blown continent now?

@Grn You know it doesn't have to be THAT high alcohol? Do you pack plenty of water wings? :p

[cheerbear]

huh? was it ever not a continent? ;D

ooh, greek isles, can I come?? :wideeyed:

[MassHysteria]

Oh how about Sicily, Cheer? I could go for an Italian Stallion, how 'bout you? :devilish:

[GrnEyz]

@Grn You know it doesn't have to be THAT high alcohol? Do you pack plenty of water wings? :p

Got it covered... your package also includes an hour of skiing per day...!

O Yeah.... . .. --> ?

[cheerbear]

OOH YES!

oh wait, darnit, a question!

hm, can we throw in gelato? ;D

[MassHysteria]

GRN: Per DAY? Are you trying to kill me? I can barely swim, how am I supposed to ski??

CHEER: Mmmm, gelato, sand, sun and stallions? What could be better?

[GrnEyz]

I see... why not ink up for the tube pull..?

Just sit you arse in the ringy thingy and bounce around.... you could handle that couldn't u...?

[MassHysteria]

Hm, that is a little more my speed, but wouldn't you much rather just lazy river?

[GrnEyz]

Hmmm... I'm a bit confused... do u want to chg your island adventure to a river adventure..? :huh:

[cheerbear]

can't we do it all? and take the italian stallions as well? ;D

oh yea, and the gelato? :nice:

[MassHysteria]

Why don't we go tubing on the island? Are there any rivers in/on Sicily?

[GrnEyz]

Fine... in celebration of the recent promotion of MH to core, all INTJf members are invited to GrnEyz lake house for a weekend of hedonistic rituals in and around
Boone Lake and S. Holston River... how's that..?

[MassHysteria]

Can you guarantee plenty of hedonism?

[cheerbear]

ok, when's the party?! :wideeyed:

this isn't a trick, right GrnEyz!? :suspicious:

[MassHysteria]

You know, I could go for a party? How many INTJs have said that in the history of ever? ''I'm bored and want to go out''... is my Mastermind card revoked now?

[GrnEyz]

Do frogs fornicate in the froth..?

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This will be a "Pick Your Weekend" first annual INTJf Hedonism Lakefest. All weekends from now till the end of August will be available.

Gather your drinking buddies and decide which weekend works for you...!

[MassHysteria]

Hmm, I do have two weekends off in a row coming up in August, but do you know one of them is going to be spent sky diving? Maybe the second one could go toward a little hedonism if I survive eh?

[GrnEyz]

Here's a picture from the house looking down on the docks... that's where much of the hedonism will take place...

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[MassHysteria]

Wow, how is that so beautiful? *sigh*

[cheerbear]

ooh, seriously!

dang, why can't I live closer to you guys!? hmph! :sulk:

[MassHysteria]

Yeah, why AREN'T you closer to us, Cheer? Can I kidnap you?

[GenessorDios]

Didn't anyone watch Anaconda or Lake Placid? Hasn't TV taught you that only bad things happen in those places?

[Cooper]

What about in an airplane?

[GenessorDios]

Don't bad things happen pretty much everywhere? Shouldn't we then strive to lock ourselves up in the safety of our panic room?

[MassHysteria]

Panic room? You've got all that space, time and money and you built a PANIC ROOM? Psh. Care to see my Bat Cave, nansy-boy?

[Cooper]

Here, kitty kitty kitty?

[MassHysteria]

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[GenessorDios]

Umm, hi miss, would you care to join me for some milk in my panic room?

Perhaps some petting is in order?

[MassHysteria]

*purrrrrr*

May I curl up in your lap after you curl up in mine?

[katrin]

OMG, could you two get a room? Blech.

[Cooper]

Anyone have a pitcher of cold water?

[MassHysteria]

Won't that make the issue worse?

[Cooper]

I thought it made it better?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't that if you only hit him?

[GenessorDios]

Is hitting me the answer to everything?

[MassHysteria]

Maybe?

[Cooper]

Possibly?

[MassHysteria]

Probably?

[Cooper]

Sorta?

[MassHysteria]

Would you make up your mind please? *grumbles about Geminis*

[Cooper]

WHAT? *stands with hands in the air and a questioning look on face*

[MassHysteria]

Aren't you the one holding up the decision? *taps toes impatiently*

[GenessorDios]

Can someone just make the decision so I'll know if I need to buy more bandages? Why is it so hard to decide on violence?

[MassHysteria]

Are you in a hurry? Cruisin' for a bruisin' at Warp speed?

[GenessorDios]

What's the matter, are you scared?

[MassHysteria]

Scared? Is that a challenge?

[GenessorDios]

Are you evading the task at hand through the use of pointless questions?

[MassHysteria]

:whip: Am I gonna have to do this here in front of everybody? :whip:

[GenessorDios]

You mean crying? I'm sure no one would think that's out of the ordinary, especially coming from a girl like you, right?

[HereticForLife]

How can you be certain MH is a girl?

[GenessorDios]

Her proclivity for hissy fits?

[MortalWombat]

Men don't have hissy fits?

[GenessorDios]

What about her penchant for cookery?

And aren't her ironing skills just superb?

Aren't you glad to be a guy?

[MortalWombat]

are you trying to get in trouble? :laugh:

[GrnEyz]

She's a girl... saw it with my own eyz... didn't you see the meet up photo..?

[GenessorDios]

Could we perhaps merely be speaking facetiously?

[GrnEyz]

What would you gain by that action..?

[GenessorDios]

Perhaps some involuntary accelerated exhalations accompanied by sympathetic contractions of abdominal muscles? Possibly even some facial muscles flexing of their own accord?

[Cooper]

Helloooooo?

[MassHysteria]

What do you want?

[Cooper]

It all?

[MassHysteria]

Can't I relate? What would you do with it all once you had it?

[Cooper]

So, why is it always you and I here, no matter what time it is?

[WoodsWoman]

May I?

[Cooper]

May you what?

[WoodsWoman]

Join you?

[Cooper]

Do you really need to ask, WW?

[WoodsWoman]

Doesn't it smooth things to ask sometimes?

[MassHysteria]

Wasn't Coop just talking about how nice it would be to have some company? {{{WW}}} Aren't you always welcome?

[WoodsWoman]

*blush* Thanks. {{{Mass}}}

Why is this so difficult to get used to?

[GenessorDios]

Have you tried starting off drunk?

[WoodsWoman]

Being drunk is a good start???

[GenessorDios]

Well, has being drunk ever led to any bad situations?

[WoodsWoman]

Do you really want me to answer that?

[GenessorDios]

How about I let you decide on the rhetoricality of that question?

[SuperSmart101]

What question?

[WoodsWoman]

You can ask a question, but never forget who's calling the shots.

[MortalWombat]

Who's calling your shots?

[SuperSmart101]

What shots?

[GenessorDios]

Do you have goldfish memory?

[reiven]

were the shots related to starting off drunk?

[WoodsWoman]

Or do they have something to do with target practice?

[reiven]

*gasp* were the glasses empty?

[Minerva]

Drinking again, reiven?

How is everyone? Did anyone miss me?

[datagirl]

Minerva?

[MassHysteria]

Where the heck have you been?

[GenessorDios]

People don't disappear just because you wear blinders, MassHysteria, or haven't you figured that out yet?

[MassHysteria]

Why would I want to take the blinders off? Aren't there scary things out there??

[GenessorDios]

Hmm, do you think anyone's invented deafers?

Do you know I once came up with the idea of autofocusing glasses and was devastated to find that someone already had a patent on it?

[MassHysteria]

Deafers and blinders? Why the sudden interest in sensory deprivation? Are you building one of those floaty tanks?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't it a worthwhile investment to be able to fully concentrate on INTJf?

[reiven]

if you are fully concentrated, do you just add water?

[GenessorDios]

Wasn't that what the Germans were trying to achieve?

[Minerva]

If the German were successful do you think you would be here, Bender?

[GenessorDios]

Wasn't Mexico pretty much unaffected by the war?

[MortalWombat]

Has Canada ever participated in any major conflict?

[GenessorDios]

My history book says no, but can we trust this lying sack of paper?

[redweather]

was it published in texas?

[GenessorDios]

Where is that country located?

[redweather]

when did texas stop being a continent?

[GenessorDios]

Don't you watch the news?

[MassHysteria]

Did the South finally succeed from the Union? So I can show my Illinois ID, go back North and never have to deal with rednecks again?

[GenessorDios]

Does sustainable susceptibility to secession success lead to susurration or suppuration?

[MassHysteria]

Alliteration aside, does it matter? You know I'm looking forward to a break?

[GenessorDios]

Oh, you still want that Kit Kat?

[MassHysteria]

JEEZES wasn't that our very first conversation? Hasn't it been in your pocket all this time? Won't it melt?

...Not that I'm complaining, but won't it?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't we find out?

*fishes for Kit Kat*

Umm, can I offer you a brownish ant-filled wrapper instead?

[MassHysteria]

WHY would you keep that in your pocket? Are you a seven year old boy?

[GenessorDios]

:(

How could I get rid of it without you giving me a yes or no answer?

[MassHysteria]

Aww, you were waiting on me this whole time? Well, no I don't want that one but *offers fresh Kit Kat* would you like some of mine?

[GenessorDios]

You had one all along?

You've been stringing me along all this time?

I....you....how can I trust you? Do you think it's fun to treat me like a fool? Did it please you to have me wait for an answer when all along you had the very thing I was offering in your possession?!

How could you be so cruel? Have you no heart? Does your soul drink from the tar pits in the depth of Hades? Did your conscience take a sojourn and decide never to return? What devilry has consumed your mind to turn you into an evil such as this?

[MassHysteria]

*places hands gently on either side of GD's headpiece and kisses right above the lenses* Will you calm down? I didn't ask you to keep that for me, did I? Shush now, why don't you have some of mine?

[GenessorDios]

Splitsies?

*whirrwhirrwhirr*

I do believe that had a taste rating of 7.83 ± 0.04, what do you think?

[MassHysteria]

Why don't you just say you love my candy and get on with it?

[GenessorDios]

But how can you enjoy anything like that? Isn't the best way to consume something to obsessively pore over minute details such as texture, oral melting time, viscosity and composition and assign it a final score to know how much or little you enjoyed it compared to other food items?

[MassHysteria]

Whoa BUDDY, you either need some weed or a woman immediately; can't you just enjoy it for what it is?

[reiven]

why does GD have chocolate on his forehead?

[MortalWombat]

Why don't you?

[reiven]

:(
why didn`t anyone offer me kit-kat foreplay?

[MortalWombat]

Awh, were you not invited?

[reiven]

you're not gonna tell me i was supposed to rsvp, are you?

[MortalWombat]

Is that generally how these things go?

[reiven]

so you didn`t send me an invitation, is that what you are saying?

[MortalWombat]

I myself did not attend; did you ask GD or MH?

[reiven]

got any candy?

[MortalWombat]

Will M&Ms suffice?

[reiven]

mmmmm's

almonds or peanuts?

[MortalWombat]

peanuts of course, unless you're allergic?

[reiven]

do they make blueberry mmmm's?

[MortalWombat]

i hope not, don't you?

[reiven]

have you seen my epi-pen?

[MortalWombat]

isn't that it over there in the field of blueberries?

[reiven]

blueberry fields forever, was that on sergeant pepper?

[MortalWombat]

Can I be general salt?

[reiven]

can i be corporal klinger?

[MortalWombat]

Can I be major tom?

[reiven]

would you let me be sergeant hulka?

[MortalWombat]

Aren't you already the hulk?

[reiven]

*remembers spycam and stops flexing*

didn't you mean hunk?

[MortalWombat]

Yeah, sorry, I was looking at the wrong cam wasn't I?

[reiven]

where else did you put those cameras?

[MortalWombat]

What are you talking about?

*shifty eyes*

you didn't find the others, did you?

[reiven]

why would you ask that?
doesn`t everyone dance nude down the hallway?

[MortalWombat]

Oh, that's what that was?

[reiven]

what did you think it was?

[MortalWombat]

Could it have been a seizure?

[reiven]

DEA?

[MortalWombat]

Are they watching?

[reiven]

is dave there?

[MortalWombat]

Is Dave a secret agent for the DEA?

[reiven]

how's my driving, man?

[MortalWombat]

Dude, is Dave in your car?

[reiven]

did you just take the most hits of acid i ever saw anybody take?

*mellow....mellow...mellow*
AAAAGGGGHHHH

[MortalWombat]

Dude?

[reiven]

yes?

[MortalWombat]

Dave?

[reiven]

do you know who this is?

[MortalWombat]

Of course I do, don't you?

[reiven]

i'm sorry, what was the question?

[MortalWombat]

Do you know who Dave is?

[MassHysteria]

I know a Dennis and a Daven, is that close enough?

[Onigumo13]

Are you familiar with the whereabouts of Dave ???

[MassHysteria]

What, you don't care about Dennis and Daven?

[Onigumo13]

Should I care about them love ??? :)

[MassHysteria]

Aren't they just a swell couple of guys? And their brothers Don, Damen, Dilbert, Dominic, Dane, Daniel, Doyle, Dutch, Dirk, Donald, Dmitri, Doug, Doc, Derek, Dillan, Daryl and Daryl?

[redweather]

would it be too much of a stretch?

---------- Post added 07-23-2010 at 07:41 PM ----------

are you going to keep posting when i post? :)

[MortalWombat]

Did you scare her off?

[redweather]

did that seem threatening?

[MortalWombat]

An INTJ using a smiley face? Is it wrong to be suspicious of that?



:)

[MassHysteria]

Oops, what did I miss?

[redweather]

what was the last part you caught?

[reiven]

i missed it too; could we start over?

[redweather]

should we just delete the last 869 pages?

[MortalWombat]

How far back?

[redweather]

do you have any idea what a loss to mankind that would be?

[MassHysteria]

How far is too far?

[MortalWombat]

who knows?

[MassHysteria]

Hmm, should I go with the blue one, or the gold?

[reiven]

destroy an archive of INTJf?
isn`t that blasphemy?

[MortalWombat]

Blue or gold what, MH?

Oh, it is, isn't it? Wouldn't that be dreadful?

[GenessorDios]

Maybe, but what other way is there for me to finally get more posts than reiven?

[MassHysteria]

Um, stay on line more?

[GenessorDios]

Why should I have to put in effort to get what I want? Can't this be like a game that I just reset each time until I win?

[MassHysteria]

What do you want, a musical montage? You think you can snap your fingers and suddenly be an expert? Wasn't it Charlie Brown who said ''In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back?''

[GenessorDios]

Silly Charlie, proverbs aren't for kids, or didn't you get the memo?

[WoodsWoman]

Memo? Memo? What memo?

[MassHysteria]

What did I do with that memo? *scoots papers around crowded desk* Ah, is it this one under the memo that says ''GenessorDios is full of it, don't listen to him?''

[GenessorDios]

So the back part of the memo, which said and before we forget, 'it' refers to awesomesauce. Listening for too long will make you bleed from the ears out of joy., was skipped over by you?

[MassHysteria]

Do I have to lie here and listen to you go on about our awesomesauce again?

[GenessorDios]

When did we have a baby?

[MassHysteria]

:stunned: Aren't we missing one crucial activity for babies to happen?

[redweather]

i'll probably regret asking this, but where can i get some awesomesauce of my own?

[MassHysteria]

Do you want it in Mild, Bold or Zesty Original?

[redweather]

are those the only options?

[MassHysteria]

We also have Sweet, Cool Ranch and Tangy BBQ?

[redweather]

do you have anything "extreme"?

[GenessorDios]

Would you prefer some ketchup instead?

[Cooper]

Type o-?

[GenessorDios]

Don't they all taste the same?

[MortalWombat]

Typos have a taste?

[Fyrnae]

What kind of wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[GenessorDios]

Chuckwood?

[Fyrnae]

Chuck Norris (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[GenessorDios]

Yes?

[MassHysteria]

Oh is it YOU, Norris? We meet again?

[reiven]

does anyone doubt that bruce lee would kick chuckies ass?

[MassHysteria]

Do the words ''hell'' and ''no'' mean anything to you?