Respond only with questions.

[MassHysteria]

Would you be interested to hear that America lost?

Are you surprised?

[Minerva]

Well isn't this a surprise!?

What's up Mass?

[GenessorDios]

Why doesn't anyone ever suspect the Spanish Inquisition?

[MassHysteria]

*sigh* Ahh, GD, do you know we spoke of you today?

Hey, Min, not much, how are you?

[Minerva]

Bender should I even be speaking to you?

¿Dónde estas anoche? ¿Por qué no vino a mi partido?

[MassHysteria]

Why are you speaking Spanish? Why???

[Minerva]

Didn't Bender ask about the Spanish Inquisition?

[GenessorDios]

What of those who inspect the Flemish imposition?

[MassHysteria]

Or the Swedish penetration?

(we can go on like this all night, man)

[Nikita]

Are you trying to obtain a Swedish fish penetration?

[GenessorDios]

Those Nordics sure are a kinky bunch aren't they?

[reiven]

did you take pictures?

[Nikita]

Of what?

[reiven]

can you not even scroll up one poster above me?
were you not aware that genessor has some special insight into the kinky nature of the nords?

[Nikita]

What makes you think I read anything he says?

[reiven]

your undying devotion to his masterful wit and your bioclock wanting to spit out some androids....maybe?

[Nikita]

Didn't you realize that the poster above you before was me?

[Fyrnae]

Change of subject: Has anyone here been made a scapegoat? How did you handle it?

[reiven]

*momentary change back to subject*
NIKITA, YOU WERE ABOVE ME WHILE GD WAS TAKING PICTURES?
why can't i remember?

[Nikita]

Fyrnae, Is there any better reaction than, "Screw them all, it's time to give them a little taste of reality"?

reiven, you do realize that the only thing on top of you doing anything picture-worthy was a border collie, right?

[reiven]

nikki, so it's ok for me to call you lassie on the boards?
will i have to come up with another pet name *snicker* for the unrated conversations?

[Nikita]

When have we ever had any kind of private conversation in depth that would lead you to make any of the above statements?

[reiven]

don`t you remem....ooohhh, right; wasn`t i thinking of someone else?

what's that nikki?
timmy's stuck in a well?

[Fyrnae]

Thanks?

[Nikita]

What is the value of gratitude?

[reiven]

in rubles or rupees?

[Fyrnae]

Well, wasn't that interesting?

[MortalWombat]

What if it isn't?

[Fyrnae]

What makes you think I was referring to the previous posts?

[reiven]

to what did you refer?

[Fyrnae]

Didn't I just find out some information that will fit neatly into my plans?

[reiven]

are you thinking full on frontal assault, or a classic pincer movement?

[MortalWombat]

Could a flanking maneuver work?

[MassHysteria]

Are we gonna sink the Bismark?

[Fyrnae]

The current plans involve 'ninjas in the night,' if you get me?

[MassHysteria]

Ninjas? But wouldn't pirates be better at sinking the Bismark?

[Cooper]

Who did sink that ship?

[Fyrnae]

Will we ever know?

[MassHysteria]

You mean it wasn't pirates? :disappointed:

[Fyrnae]

Maybe they were ninjas dressed as pirates?

[cheerbear]

wow, that's a lot of clothes, don't you think they'd get hot?

[MassHysteria]

Ugh, who wants a sweaty pirate ninja?

[Fyrnae]

Wouldn't that be super sneaky, though?

[MassHysteria]

How so? Does the sweat make them slippery? Do ninjas sweat soybean oil?

[Fyrnae]

Do you not know about 'Pirates vs. Ninjas?' There's only one question: are you a Pirate or a Ninja (if you had to choose a camp)?

[cheerbear]

Uh, who smells less funky?

[MassHysteria]

Psht! Don't you know I've been taking the pirate side of the pirate v ninja debate for nearly six years now? (God, is that meme really that old? ...Yeah, it was my junior year of high school, wasn't it?)

Which side are you on, Fyrn?

[Fyrnae]

well, don't you see that I'm such a clever Ninja that I've come disguised as a Pirate and infiltrated you all?

[MassHysteria]

*shrugs*

Truly, you know I've got no beef with other side, right? Don't you know that my heroes have always been cowboys? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Fyrnae]

My Dad's were too; isn't that funny? Did you grow up listening to Western music?

[MassHysteria]

Eh, sort of, but you know my tastes have expanded? Any chance your dad was a real cowboy? Isn't that exciting?

[Fyrnae]

I know he grew up on a farm in Utah, then ran off to join the USAF, see?

[MassHysteria]

Ahh, how cool is that? What is the appeal of the cowboy, anyway? The real cowboy, y'dig?

[Fyrnae]

Don't I wish I knew?

[MassHysteria]

Could it have anything to do with the quiet man appeal? Isn't there something wonderful about a man who doesn't talk much, but always gets the job done? Loyal, traditional, rugged and all that jazz?

The best part is, by those qualifications, anyone can be a cowboy, right? :)

[Fyrnae]

Doesn't that sound like my dad to the core?

[MassHysteria]

Was your dad either an ISTJ or an INTJ? Sounds like he must've been a really cool guy, eh?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you know I wish I knew? Didn't I get hardly any time with him growing up? Weren't the best times when my mum would row with him & then hysterically throw him out for the entire day, shouting 'And take your daughter with you!'?

[MassHysteria]

:laugh: Boy, doesn't that sound wild? Ah, good times, eh?

[Fyrnae]

I'm off to eat something now, ok?

*bye*

[katrin]

Aren't you dining awfully late?

[Fyrnae]

Didn't get an appetite until then, eh?

[MassHysteria]

You know I completely understand, right? Aren't I thinking of some Fourthmeal right this minute?

*later, guys! Back in a few!*

---------- Post added 06-27-2010 at 08:34 PM ----------

Whoa, did this place officially die as soon as I left?

[MortalWombat]

Maybe you're the only ones we like asking questions of?

[MassHysteria]

Hehe, am I really that interesting?

[MortalWombat]

Do you think you are?

[MassHysteria]

If I didn't, would I spend so much time on the Internet letting everyone know how witty I am?

*stands up, stretches*

Well, I'm about to make a run to the shop, want anything? Candy bar? Pop? Cigs?

[MortalWombat]

Would you?

And, would you mind fetching some sushi? Do you like sushi?

[lioness]

Hey can I take you up on that deal? How about Skittles, babe? ;)

[MassHysteria]

Hey, who ordered the sushi? And They were out of regular Skittles, Lioness, so I got you the Sour Skittles, is that cool?

Oh, and MW, no I don't like sushi, do you?

[Cooper]

Where is everyone tonight?

[MassHysteria]

Doesn't this place usually die around this time? Just us insomniacs left over?

[Cooper]

Are we perhaps Vampires?

[MassHysteria]

Ah, wouldn't that explain a lot? Is it a bad sign when all my old tricks aren't working anymore?

[Cooper]

Yours aren't working either?

[MassHysteria]

Heh, nope, wanna switch? Maybe if I try yours and you try mine for awhile, we'll have more success, yeah? Is that how it works?

[Cooper]

What are yours?

[MassHysteria]

Well, on nights like this, I'll usually have a drink or two, then turn the A/C up, shut off the computer and TV, read for a few minutes, then blacken the place with the fan going to provide some white noise, you know? I'll lay there for an hour and a half or two, then get frustrated, see? Wander back into the office and where's the first place I go?

What about you?

[Cooper]

What CNN until the neverending loop gets the best of me, you know? Then switch to some other boring something, right? Ever think about watching the Home Shopping Network?

[MassHysteria]

Does that really help you? Isn't HSN unintentionally funny sometimes? Ever see that clip of Mike Rowe (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) before he got famous?

[reiven]

wasn`t that some of the most gripping video known to mankind?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't everything with Mike Rowe gripping? :lovestruck:

[reiven]

have you been up all night?

[Epictetus]

Isn't "Up All Night" a song?

[Nikita]

Are you suggesting you may have been a song?

[reiven]

after four hours, aren`t you supposed to seek medical attention?

[Nikita]

Four hours after what?

[reiven]

remember we were talking about being up all night?

are you also Hyperactive to with your ADD?

[Reganon]

Not at a- ooh is that a bird?!

[SuperSmart101]

Is China a commu-Wow, is that a penny on the ground?

[MassHysteria]

Are you guys still over here being weird?

[Fyrnae]

Where else would they be, young posse?

[MortalWombat]

Did MH get my sushi?

[Fyrnae]

Is it possible that she's eaten it?

[MassHysteria]

Here, Wombat, where'd you go last night? *tosses refrigerated sushi your way*

Fyrn, do you have any idea how slim the chances are that I would ever eat sushi again? *shudder*

[Fyrnae]

Do you know how slim the chances are that I would ever eat sushi at all?

[hutbug]

As slim as mine?

[MortalWombat]

Why don't you people like sushi? Do not not find it delectable?

[Cooper]

Knock? Knock?

[Fyrnae]

Who's there?

[Cooper]

Don't you know?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you know who?

[Cooper]

Who?

[EmmaKynikos]

is pete townsend about?

[reiven]

how about burton cummings and randy bachman? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[EmmaKynikos]

is that because coop is guessing or laughing?

[MassHysteria]

Don't you know I'd love to say ''that takes me back,'' but unfortunately all I can say is ''My friends' dads loved this?'' :p

[reiven]

are you surprised i'm listening to them still?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you surprised i never listened to them?

[MassHysteria]

Oooo, don't you know what you're missing out on?

[EmmaKynikos]

if i never listened, how could i?

[MortalWombat]

Why don't you listen?

[katrin]

Why do you question?

[EmmaKynikos]

under what conditions could i?

[Fyrnae]

Couldn't you listen via YouTube?

[MassHysteria]

Ahhh, isn't Youtube wonderful?

[Cooper]

Knock Knock?

[EmmaKynikos]

did something fall?

[Cooper]

Why?

[katrin]

Do you not know what everyone else knows?

[EmmaKynikos]

coop, didn't something bounce on the floor and go 'knock, knock'?

[Cooper]

Do you know what I know?

[EmmaKynikos]

should i?

[MortalWombat]

Do we know what you know? And who's there?

[katrin]

Would you really listen?

[Cooper]

Can you hear what I hear?

[EmmaKynikos]

if it's important, why wouldn't i?

[Fyrnae]

Do you see what I see?

[Cooper]

Can you hear what I hear?

[MortalWombat]

Is it a child?

[Fyrnae]

Why do you ask?

[MassHysteria]

Does he look hungry?

[EmmaKynikos]

has the whole world gone mad?

[Fyrnae]

:cheesy: Could it be that it's just you?

[Cooper]

Look! Is it a bird?

[EmmaKynikos]

it's not a kite?

[Cooper]

Is it a plane?

[Fyrnae]

Is it Superman?

[Cooper]

Are you the one?

[EmmaKynikos]

wait, is it superman or neo?

[Cooper]

Whats wrong, Lassie?

[EmmaKynikos]

won't anyone explain to me the meaning of all this?

[katrin]

What is 42?

[Cooper]

Did Timmy fall in the well, girl?

[katrin]

Why does everyone love Lassie more than my dog?

[Cooper]

Can your dog bark the same sound everytime, but somehow it means something different everytime?

[MassHysteria]

Well, is your dog as pretty as Lassie?

[Cooper]

Lassie, where are you?

[katrin]

Isn't Lassie dead?

[Cooper]

Which one?

[Fyrnae]

How should I know?

[Cooper]

But which Lassie is dead?

[shakerflower]

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

[reiven]

do they meet in the middle?

[Cooper]

Who dat?

[reiven]

brezhnev?

[Cooper]

Dat you, sana claus?

[MassHysteria]

Kissing Mommy?

[Cooper]

Do you hear bells?

[MassHysteria]

Uh, before or after you hit me?

[Cooper]

Jingle bells?

[reiven]

is it chrimmus in june?

[Cooper]

Why not?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't Christmas big enough already? Can we please keep Santa and Uncle Sam from forming some sort of evil brotherhood, please?

[Cooper]

Don't you think there is the potential for great comedy there?

[MassHysteria]

Are you picturing a romcom involving a love triangle with the Tooth Fairy?

[Cooper]

Do I ever know what I'm thinking?

[MassHysteria]

Well, how are we supposed to know if you don't?

[Cooper]

Know what?

[MassHysteria]

Oh you again, huh?

[Cooper]

Did you expect anyone else?

[MassHysteria]

Would it be too much to ask? Where are all the happy people?

[Cooper]

Kiddnapped?

[MassHysteria]

Did you take them, Coop? Are you hoarding ENFPs all to yourself?

[Cooper]

Would I do such a thing?

[MassHysteria]

How am I to know? As far as I'm aware, aren't you capable of anything?... ANYTHING??

[Cooper]

Me? Little ol' innocent me?

[MassHysteria]

You? Innocent? Is this some new meaning of the word ''innocent'' I'm not familiar with?

[Cooper]

Don't you believe me?

[MassHysteria]

Why should I do that? Do you ever believe anything I have to say?

[Cooper]

Do you realize you just crushed me?

[MassHysteria]

Aww, really? What can I do to build you back up, Coop? Want me to come over and drown your cat?

[Cooper]

Can you make Jack be nice to Wyatt?

[MassHysteria]

Have you tried inviting them over for tea to discuss the issue?

[Cooper]

Will that work?

[MassHysteria]

Well, with Wyatt being the border collie, you can usually count on him to be the rational one, right? Is that why Jack is such a bully? He's a canine high school jock?

[Cooper]

Jack? A bully?

[MassHysteria]

You know ''bully'' includes more than pit bulls and bulldogs, right? Maybe he's just high-strung, you think?

[Cooper]

What am I going to do with him?

[lioness]

Feed him sushi.

[Cooper]

Can you believe he bit me? And he had some sort of drunken staggering thing going last night?

[MassHysteria]

:( That doesn't sound good, does it? Have you checked his ears? Wouldn't a yeast infection cause blockage, and the itching make him irritable?

[jmizell]

Why do you ask so many questions?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't that the point of the questions only thread?

[jmizell]

Do you really have to ask?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you?

[jmizell]

What if we stopped asking questions?

[Fyrnae]

Wouldn't that kill the thread permanently?

[jmizell]

Does it have to extend to this thread only?

[Fyrnae]

Do you want to destroy the INTJf?

[Cooper]

Why?

[Fyrnae]

Didn't it seem like that was the point behind those questions?

[Cooper]

Why??

[EmmaKynikos]

what will the next question be?

[reiven]

is that metal at the bottom of your skirt, or gold colored fabric?

[WoodsWoman]

Might that be part of her armor?

[EmmaKynikos]

don't you know that i love metal?

[MortalWombat]

What good would a metal skirt be?

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't a twirling metal skit become another weapon?

[reiven]

isn't it late?

[aok]

It's not early?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't that all based on your frame of reference?

[Cooper]

Anyone home?

[WoodsWoman]

Are you still here?

[cheerbear]

is it bedtime yet?

[MassHysteria]

Uh, no, but will you give me another 45 minutes?

[Cooper]

Mom?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't it almost time for you to hit the sack, young man?

[Cooper]

Dad?

[MassHysteria]

Uhhhh, how many more of your relatives can I emulate? Does your sister ever harass you for anything?

[cheerbear]

heh, isn't that what sisters are for? ;D

[Cooper]

Sis?

[MassHysteria]

Dave?

[Cooper]

Is Dave here?

[MassHysteria]

Who's Dave? Now you see how it feels?

[Cooper]

Dave's not here?

[MassHysteria]

*LOL!!*

Where can I find him?

[Cooper]

Over there?

[MassHysteria]

Over where? Under there?

[Cooper]

Dave who, again?

[MassHysteria]

Dammit, don't you know you were SUPPOSED to say ''Under where?'' and then I would laugh because you said ''underwear?'' Why ya gotta kill my buzz like that, Coop?

[Cooper]

'cuz I'm a "Buzz Killer"? Where's Dave?

[MassHysteria]

Haven't I been looking for him all my life?

[Cooper]

Dave who?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't Dave a nice name? You know the Biblical David ended up with a wife with the same name as me? Wouldn't that be clever?

[Fyrnae]

I'm sorry, Dave -- Dontcha know I can't do that?

[MortalWombat]

Dave isn't here, is he?

[Fyrnae]

Dave could be anywhere, couldn't he? Don't most people know a Dave?

[Cooper]

Is Dave there?

[reiven]

it's me, man...it's dave; open the door, i got the stuff...will you open the door?

[Fyrnae]

Dave's not here, man -- ok?

[reiven]

*yeah, man...my dog ate my stash and i had to follow him around with a baggie*

anyone want some labrador?

[MortalWombat]

Would you?

[Fyrnae]

Sorry, I don't do 'dog,' ok?

[MortalWombat]

What if it isn't "okay"?

[Fyrnae]

Then that's just too bad, isn't it?

[MortalWombat]

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't; how will we know?

[MassHysteria]

Is it an instinctual thing?

[Cooper]

Did everyone leave the building?

[MassHysteria]

And where the heck have you been?