Respond only with questions.

[MassHysteria]

*snaps out of reverie*

Sorry, Calica? What was that? Oh, I`m fine, how are you?

[GenessorDios]

Did you have to come back just to contradict me? >=|

[MassHysteria]

Why would I do something like that? ;)

[GenessorDios]

Who knows what goes on in that insane mind of yours?

*peeks inside, face melts*

You see what you did?

[MassHysteria]

Dare you open the Ark??? Don't you know what happens??

*DON'T LOOK AT IT, MARION!!!!*

[GenessorDios]

Can Luigin look at it?

[MassHysteria]

Does he want his face to melt as well?

[reiven]

what is that in your hand, mass?
is it a blue and red statue of liberty torch?

[MassHysteria]

Could it possibly be a butterfly happy to see me? ....Isn't that an interesting question. Now I can't stop looking at it, you know?

[reiven]

how did you get the boobs and the nose confused yesterday?

[MassHysteria]

Oh you saw that, huh? <.<; Well, what excuse could I possibly have?

[Cooper]

So, Skinman, hows it smell in the great state of Tennessee?

[reiven]

*cough* are you sure *choke* this is mexican?

cooper, would you believe it smells herbal?

[Cooper]

Is that better then smelling like a Kentuckian that needs a bath?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't EVERYTHING better than smelling like a Kentuckian?

*ba-dum-ch*

[Cooper]

A dead fish?

[reiven]

kentucky woman?
wasn't that a neil diamond song?

[GenessorDios]

There was once a man from Kentucky
Whose hair was so long it was sucky
He smelled like a tomb
But he stayed in his room
And for that aren't we all lucky?

[Cooper]

Where did you say you're from GD?

[GenessorDios]

I was built in Mexico, why do you ask? You got something against Mexicans? Huh?!

[Cooper]

Nah. You sure you aren't in Kentucky?

[GenessorDios]

Does the three days I spent in a KFC during my college days count?

[Cooper]

So is that why you don't rust? You're covered in chicken grease?

[MassHysteria]

How do you garp me? Shall I count the ways?

^1 :yuck:

[GenessorDios]

Why have I never seen that emoticon before?

[MassHysteria]

Have you not been paying attention?

[Operator]

When will humanity come together?
Will humanity only come together under one strong leader?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't that the most ridiculous idea you've ever heard?

[Nikita]

Isn't there always an idea more ridiculous than anything you've already heard?

[GenessorDios]

Like playing tennis with chicken eggs?

[Cooper]

New way to scrabble eggs?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't that still a pretty low score?

[reiven]

if you use internet spelling, what's the score for eggz?

[GenessorDios]

If you use internet score counting, 1337?

[reiven]

so there is now a Scrabble Elite?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't that the one which adds 30,000 to your score?

[reiven]

where did the other 28, 663 come from?

[GenessorDios]

Why question free points?

[Nikita]

What if they're vulnerable?

[reiven]

what if i'm venerable?

[GenessorDios]

What are you doing slumming it here with us then?

[reiven]

can't you see i'm just here to encourage the plebs?

[GenessorDios]

Don't you know your value is being lowered for every post you make here? Do you really have that much to begin with that you can just fritter it away like so?

Or did you perhaps realize it's lonely at the top?

[Valhalla]

When are you going to realize it's even lonelier at the bottom?

[GenessorDios]

What choice do I have?

[Valhalla]

Has the special chip arrived that governs the S.I.?

[GenessorDios]

Is it sour cream?

[Valhalla]

Shaving intelligence?

[GenessorDios]

Intelligence lives in my beard?

[Valhalla]

The fact that you have no beard is quite telling, don't you think?

[GenessorDios]

Uhhhhhh....what do you mean?

[Synapse]

What do you think she means?

[GenessorDios]

Perhaps I'm too unintelligent to know?

[AtheneNoctua]

Are these really all questions?

[MassHysteria]

Have you properly introduced yourself, AtheneNoctua? May I be the first to compliment your awesome member name/avatar combo? Are you a fan of Greek mythology?

[Synapse]

When did you start realizing the obvious?

[MassHysteria]

Well hello, Synapse, aren't we feeling snippy today?

[fadelio]

Why do you care if Synapse is snippy?

AND

Does anyone else think only communicating with questions would be a great first date?

[Cooper]

What would you ask?

[WoodsWoman]

Couldn't one ask anything at all?

[Cooper]

Wouldn't it have to be interesting?

[WoodsWoman]

But must it be every single time? Wouldn't that be difficult?

[Valhalla]

Who's dating?

[El Cas]

Does it matter who is dating?

[WoodsWoman]

Dating? Dating what? Are you an archeologist?

[Cooper]

Dating? As in those nice like chunks of fruit?

[GenessorDios]

Is dating a date on a date fun?

[Slowandeasy1]

Whose date did you have in mind?

[GenessorDios]

Are you asking me out?

[aok]

Who?

[Slowandeasy1]

Is this a logic loop?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't it a game thread?

[reiven]

does that infer logic , or the absence of logic?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't that distinction made by the gamer?

[Valhalla]

Fair game in the dating area?

[reiven]

don't you have hunting and gathering confused?
dates are gathered, game is hunted...see the difference?

[Valhalla]

But they both get eaten don't they?

[Fyrnae]

Does that make me fair game (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)? Or is that Cooper? lol

*one of my personal theme songs*

[reiven]

fyrn
who knew willie nelson could play bass like that? :p

[Valhalla]

Does that make me fair game (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)? Or is that Cooper? lol

*one of my personal theme songs*



Dates end up in a cake, game is roasted. So you end up sweet or roasted?

[reiven]

val
are you lonely?

[Fyrnae]

Can't you see that the answer is neither? Wasn't I hoping for 'eaten alive' as an option? *grin*

[Valhalla]

What thread is this again?

[Fyrnae]

Are you confused?

[Valhalla]

How else would I create pandemonium unless I'm certain I'm at the wrong thread?

[Fyrnae]

Why do you wish to cause pandemonium? Won't you have to live in it too?

[reiven]

isn't this the would you rather thread?

would you rather hunt or be hunted?

[Valhalla]

Why do you wish to cause pandemonium? Won't you have to live in it too?



Well, it certainly opens new windows, as well as windows of opportunity for people. Aren't I detached? Aren't you detached? Aren't we all detached? Isn't Reiven snaking again?

[reiven]

Well, it certainly opens new windows, as well as windows of opportunity for people. Aren't I detached? Aren't you detached? Aren't we all detached? Isn't Reiven snaking again?

doesn't that cause people to lose fingers around here?
*goes looking for for digit remover*

[Fyrnae]

Isn't he just?

[reiven]

why limit me?
am i not just and brilliant, compassionate and charming?
should i go on?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't that what you're going to do regardless of what we say?

[reiven]

doesn't my humility prove my greatness?

[Minerva]

why limit me?
am i not just and brilliant, compassionate and charming?
should i go on?

How can you be so modest?

How can one say "Hello from the Caribbean?"

Isn't it the best to be HOME?

[Valhalla]

Where is your other avatar?

[Minerva]

Why do you ask? Am I not free to change my avatar?

*Hello, I don't think we properly met*

[Valhalla]

Why do you make freedom the point when it's obviously not?

*Hello, your consideration is noted and appreciated*

[Minerva]

You want the avatar then? Is this a democracy?

*Thank you :)*

[Valhalla]

You presume democracy is best for everyone?

*Gives Minerva a cookie :!blank: *

[reiven]

is that a sugar cookie?!?!?!

*noms w/ crumbs flying*

[Minerva]

Trying to get me fat?

When did I say that about democracy? Shouldn't some be subjected to other regimes?

Reiven, got a thing for sugar? How about brown sugar? :p

[Fyrnae]

How about this (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[Minerva]

How can I describe that? Perfect, perhaps?

[GenessorDios]

Yes? Are you talking about me?

[MassHysteria]

Ooooooo, Who do you think you are, Mr. Perfect?

[Minerva]

@Bender: Why so modest all of a sudden?

Mass: How are you lady? Ins't Bender perfect for you?

Shall I apologize for having to leave?

[MassHysteria]

ATo view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. why ya gots ta go so soon?

[Valhalla]

So who's dating?

[MassHysteria]

Why? You interested? :flirt:

Wait, are you after me, or my man? Am I gonna hafta choke you?

[Valhalla]

Have you been following the questions in the thread? Do you get a kick out of choking? Would you like a cookie? Have you seen how great the cookies look? :!blank:

[MassHysteria]

Wasn't your question ''Who's dating?'' Even if I go back to the last page, doesn't that appear to be a non sequitur? At any rate, why so defensive? And why the hell are you offering me a plain lemon cookie without frosting? What is your deal, man??!?

[Fyrnae]

Ladies, chill out & smoke this, ok? *passes*

[GenessorDios]

Can we all gather round and sit in a circle?

*sits*

Fyrnae, before we start, I want you to know that we all care about you alright? Please don't think of this as an intervention, this is just a gathering of friends ok?

We're all a little worried about you and your constant marijuana usage, aren't we guys? Basically there's one question that we have to ask you and we hope you won't get too upset, could you answer us honestly?

....

*ahem*

....

When are you going to start smoking some better shit?

[Fyrnae]

*decks GD*

When are you going to provide it, you pest?

[MassHysteria]

Hey, man, why the hostility? Why don't I put on some Hendrix and we'll all share, k? I brought some this time, too, wanna see?

*ponders*

Seriously, though, how the hell do they plant seedless grapes?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't it but grafting or by cuttings & rootng hormone powder?

*GD tries to get up, I push him down again*

Don't ever, ever, Ever complain about the quality of my smoke when you don't provide me with an alternative, esp. considering where you're from, ok?

*sits him up and stuffs a big chillum in his gob before dancing to Jimmy*

[GenessorDios]

Can you at least remove this bag of weed from my sinkhole?

[Fyrnae]

What's it worth to you?

*off to see a mate, see you folks later.*

[GenessorDios]

So you're just gonna leave me like this?

:sulk:

[Valhalla]

Doesn't the smell of grass make your circuits grow fonder?

[GenessorDios]

Yeah, but how fond can it get when there's a cow pissing on me?

Why won't anybody help me up? Oh well, shit happens eh?

*SHUTDOWN INITIATED*

zzzz

[Valhalla]

*arrest shutdown by using a tazer*

Cows have been fed organic food and mineral water so their urine is very clean, why the emotion?

[GenessorDios]

That's, quite literally, bullshit, is it not?

[Valhalla]

Does the smell convey emotion to you?

[GenessorDios]

What emotion would you be referring to?

[Valhalla]

So you're implicitly admitting you have emotion?

[GenessorDios]

I don't know, is hunger an emotion? What about sleepiness?

[Valhalla]

Your eating disorder treatment is really paying off, isn't it?

[GenessorDios]

How did you know about my anorexic bulimia?

And don't knock it til you've tried it, do you know how much fun it is to eat an anorexic and then puke them up later?

[Valhalla]

Who says I didn't? But the anorexic came out a more efficient way, why would you want to have an anorexic back?

[GenessorDios]

For nostalgia?

[Valhalla]

Can't you just get yourself a mannequin doll?

[GenessorDios]

You mean like the one in my cupboard?

What a ridiculous idea, who ever heard of people buying such a product?

>_>

[reiven]

anybody notice the page number?

[Valhalla]

It's a palindrome?

[reiven]

is it a sign?

[Valhalla]

That my knowledge of language goes beyond your regular grammar?

[reiven]

what if i see your regular grammar and raise you advanced grammar and and go all in with vocabulary?

[Valhalla]

Never heard of "if you're gonna bluff be prepared to have your bluff called"?

[reiven]

do you call?

[Valhalla]

I hold a Hare, a Queen of Hearts and have dyed the roses red.......still ready to play?

[Minerva]

Hello?

*sits back to watch the vocab war*

[Valhalla]

Is it me or has the pink flamingo just arrived?

[GenessorDios]

Must I be the one to mention the devil before this page is done for?

[reiven]

didn't i try that about 10 posts ago?

[Minerva]

Val, did you die and the Valkyries not come to claim you?

[Valhalla]

Do you feel the need to speak backwards?

[MrWho100]

?uoy od, wonk I fi lleH

[reiven]

how about a tribute to the late mr dio? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Minerva]

Why is this thread so quiet?

[Cooper]

Are there no questions left to ask?

[Minerva]

Asking questions? Is that what we are doing?

COOPER!? What's up dude?

[Cooper]

Up? Not much, just life. How about you Lady M?

[Minerva]

Would you believe me if I said GREAT?

Flew home yesterday (the Caribbean) and now lazing around my parents house, you know?

[MassHysteria]

Wow, how lucky are YOU, Min?

[Minerva]

Wanna tag along next time, Mass?

[GenessorDios]

@MassHysteria: Why don't you consult Stern's Authoritative Guide to Luck to find out the percentage?

[Minerva]

Do you believe in luck, Bender?

[GenessorDios]

Does it make a difference if you believe in it or not? What happens, happens either way right?

[Minerva]

You believe in fate then?

[GenessorDios]

Are you trying to hint that we're fated to be together? Oh Minerva, didn't I tell I'm just not that into you? ;D

[Synapse]

Can't you be codependent and pretend to like such a fragile, sensitive individual? You don't want some atrocity to be committed in her garage with an extension cord and a note, do you? And are you intelligent enough to understand what I'm implying?

[MassHysteria]

Synapse, have you lost your mind? Was it YOU in the hallway with the candlestick?

[Synapse]

Weren't you the one who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[MassHysteria]

Who me? *yes you* *couldn't be* Then who?

Aren't you the one with the sweet tooth?

[GenessorDios]

Synapse, are you implying that she will try to use the extension cord as a lasso and, having damaged some part of her garage, write a note to the manufacturer to include a warning not to use their product for such a purpose?

[Minerva]

@Bender: Why are you lying to yourself? Do you think that if you reject me then you can get away from falling in love with Mass? You INTJs really have a round about way of dealing with emotions, don't you?

@Mass: How did you find out about his sweet tooth?

@Synapse: Want some brown sugar? *lol*

[MassHysteria]

@Minerva: Don't you know that white sugar can be almost as sweet? ;)

[reiven]

didn't val leave a bag of cookies around here somewhere?
*goes looking*

:!blank: :!blank: :!blank:
:!blank: :!blank: :!blank:

[Minerva]

Hey INTJf did you know that Mass is made of treacle and powdered sugar shaped somehow into ivory blonde goddess?

Mass, don't you want to sit back and watch a brown goddess seduce a Synapse? *God... that sounded so wrong! LOL!*

[MassHysteria]

Need some powdered sugar for them cookies, Rev?

[GenessorDios]

reiven, how lonely are you to be playing Connect 4 by yourself?

And still not winning?

[reiven]

would you powder my cookies, mass?

[MassHysteria]

Minerva, wouldn't that end up looking something like this?

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Rev, how much do you need?

[Minerva]

ROFL, Mass, are you saying that birth control pills don't work? :shocked:

[Synapse]

I remember reading something today that asserts that such products fail for 1% of people; unless that is ludicrous heresy, isn't it possible?

[reiven]

Rev, how much do you need?

any doubt i'm greedy?

[MassHysteria]

Where did you get that idea, Min? Wouldn't that be terrible!?! *shudders*

Rev, okay, I'll pour, but you say ''when,'' alright?

[Minerva]

I remember reading something today that asserts that such products fail for 1% of people; unless that is ludicrous heresy, isn't it possible?

Can you cite that reference from which you got that infomation?

[GenessorDios]

What is this, Wikipedia?

[reiven]

yeah; cant you jfgi?

[Minerva]

Bender, don't you know that all good scientists must cite their references?

[GenessorDios]

Must you be so lazy?

Do you ask people to buy and spoonfeed you a dish if they say it tastes great?

[Minerva]

Bender, are you projecting again?

[GenessorDios]

Damn, did I forget to turn that off again?

*click*

I was watching a movie with my friends last night, you see?

[Minerva]

*lol*

See what? Didn't you blind me with science? Or was that Synapse?

[GenessorDios]

Wait were you blinded with science, or with awesomeness? Because the former would be Synapse's fault and the latter would be, well I think it's obvious, isn't it?

[Minerva]

Yes, it is quite obvious that reiven blinded me with awesomeness, isn't it?

[GenessorDios]

Who else would I be referring to?

[hutbug]

Did you really just use reiven and awesomeness in the same sentence?

[Minerva]

Why do you ask? You did read the above posts, right?

Bender, who else indeed? :p

Would you believe me if I said: you? You really are hilarious, you know? :)

[MassHysteria]

Couldn't we be having someone read to us?

[GenessorDios]

Why would you hire a blind person to read to you? Aren't you just schadenfreuding a little too much?

[Minerva]

Are you putting limits on the blind? Bender how could you?

[GenessorDios]

Well MassHysteria's the one who filed their Braille books down so it would be harder for them to read, why are you looking at me like I'm the cruel one?

[MassHysteria]

*thumps GD on the back of the head*

Min, you know not to buy stuff like that, right?

[Minerva]

Don't you know that Bender is just trying to make us laugh?

Don't you think it is a ploy to get us to like him and maybe give him a date?

[GenessorDios]

Is it fresh?

[Minerva]

Are you fresh?

[MassHysteria]

Doesn't fresh go better with Mentos freshness?

[GenessorDios]

How much are they paying you?

[MassHysteria]

Is a lifetime supply of Mentos enough for you?

[Minerva]

Is any amount ever enough for Bender?

[Nikita]

Why do people love money so much?

[Cooper]

'Cuz change is too heavy?

[Nikita]

Are you implying that change isn't money?

[Cooper]

But cash is lighter, so its easier to carry, so people love it, right?

[hutbug]

Isn't it easier to carry plastic?

[GenessorDios]

How are you going to pay for stuff with recycled bottles?

[Cooper]

Why not?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't it difficult to carry them all around?

[Cooper]

Used a bucket?

[hutbug]

A plastic bucket?

[Nikita]

Was there a hole in the bottom?

[GenessorDios]

Who would buy so many used bottles?

[Nikita]

Don't you?

[GenessorDios]

You didn't know that I converted to biodegradable materials back in the 80's?

[Nikita]

Do you think I knew you in the 80s?

[GenessorDios]

Well why didn't you get to know me then?

[Fyrnae]

hello, what's happening?

[reiven]

what chu talkin about, willis? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)
:(

[Fyrnae]

Since when am I named Willis?

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*shrugs*

[Nikita]

Aren't you always the last to know?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you know I couldn't care less about Gary Coleman when a scholar who highly influenced my life passed away last night?

[Slowandeasy1]

Is it really true that all is fair in love?

[reiven]

isn't it only fair if you change the rules as you go along, giving yourself the advantage?

[Fyrnae]

Some think that 'there's no such thing as fair' don't they? Have you also heard the phrase 'Fair is where you go to get cotton candy?' I think that 'fair' exists, but we have to create our own; it isn't implicit -- what do you think?

[MassHysteria]

Wouldn't ''fair'' be the norm if there weren't so many greedy people working to make life more difficult than it needs to be?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't life a zero sum game?

[Minerva]

Do you not believe in an afterlife?

[GenessorDios]

Why are people so quick to believe in the afterlife, yet when I expound my theory of the beforelife, all I get is derisive laughter?

[MassHysteria]

Exactly; isn't it always true that if you can't remember it, it didn't happen? And if you can't imagine it, it won't happen?

[GenessorDios]

Who gave you that idea?

[MassHysteria]

Why wouldn't a person use such flawless logic to denounce the belief in a beforelife or afterlife?

[Minerva]

Haven't you realized that within the afterlife there may be no such thing as imagination? Rather something that transcends imagination?

[reiven]

can you imagine that?

[GenessorDios]

Maybe it would help if you went to Imaginationland?

[Minerva]

@reiven: No, it goes beyond imagination, and therefore don't you see that if this place exists, imagination as a vehicle cannot take you there? How are you dear?

@Bender: Did you not get that imagination has no place in which I am speaking of? {{{GD}}}

[GenessorDios]

Are you trying to make me look fat?

[Minerva]

Haven't you accomplished that already with all the emotional overeating at midnight?

[GenessorDios]

How dare you spread rumors about me like that?

Didn't you know all my overeating is done strictly only after 0100?

[Minerva]

How would I know that? Did I not refuse to see you after midnight?

Ohhh, was me leaving you alone last night cause you to become depressed? :3

[GenessorDios]

Do you have lip cancer?

[Minerva]

What gave you that idea? Do you think that is why I refused your advances?

Why don't you try again?

[GenessorDios]

Doesn't your mouth look really weird then if you don't have said cancer?

[Minerva]

Are you dissing thick lips and lipstick? :evil:

[reiven]

Are you dishing thick lips and lipstick?

[Cooper]

What is the lip lipservice?

[Minerva]

Reiven: Do you not like thick lips? Lipstick is only worn occasionally bu me you know?

Cooper: What? *lol*

[Valhalla]

Where's GD?