Respond only with questions.

[Harmony]

Are they really there? :suspicious:

[music221]

Am I really here?

[SelfMadeBum]

Well are you here or are you in the last word thread?

Can you be two places at once?

Are you an atom?

[music221]

Do you know what omnipresence is?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you know that it in no way refers to you?

[music221]

And how would you know that? Are you saying that I do not posses divine power?

[SelfMadeBum]

What?

You are under the impression that you do?

[music221]

I am. Who are you to question my authority?

[gestalt]

The daddy of the mack daddy?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you not recognise a goddess when you see one?

Not only you can make exorbitant claims... see?

[music221]

Do you not know the err of your ways?

[Necrosis]

I thought I was the captain?

[SelfMadeBum]

Of what?

[music221]

Maybe of your vessel?

[SelfMadeBum]

My vessel is here?

*looks around*

Where?

[music221]

Isn't it there, and is that Necrosis at the helm?

[Necrosis]

Don't you see me waving?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why don't you get off my vessel, you scallywag?!

[music221]

Why aren't you flying your flag atop of the vessel?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can't you see the blood red and the black thing that looks like a flea?

[Necrosis]

Can you see it since I stole your ship and sailed away?

[music221]

You call that a flag?

[SelfMadeBum]

Necrosis, why don't you put my vessel where you found it?

And is that an insult, music?

[music221]

I thought you liked insults?
Am I not being nice to you by being mean?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who doesn't like to be insulted and beat up?

[music221]

I can think of a few, how about you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would I associate with people like that?

[music221]

Did I ask if you associated with people like that?

[SelfMadeBum]

Wasn't it implied?

[Necrosis]

Are you two having fun?

[music221]

Are you joining?

[SelfMadeBum]

Doesn't 'the more the merrier' always apply?

[music221]

Why not?

[WoodsWoman]

Why should it?

[music221]

Hasn't it always?

[SelfMadeBum]

What happens if you get an unmerry person?

[music221]

I thought you had a solution for that?

[SelfMadeBum]

Wack them with a hammer?

[music221]

I'm in favor if it, who else is?

[GrnEyz]

Don't you want to come sit in the cockpit with us? Didn't you realize I'm asking for both of us?

Made it to Abaco... the weather has been awesome. We caught a tuna and a mackerel today. Will post pix after my return to Tenn...

Why can't I live this way forever..???

[SelfMadeBum]

Cuz then you wouldn't be able to afford to live that way.. forever?

[Necrosis]

Will you share the tuna?

[hubcap]

Is this thread still alive?

[Stratego]

Anyone in here? (here, here, here)

[SelfMadeBum]

What are we? Rat bait?

[Necrosis]

Is anyone else leaving work now besides me?

[mrStevens]

You are at work?

[SelfMadeBum]

Didn't he say he was leaving?

[mrStevens]

You were at work?

[SelfMadeBum]

A Bum?

Work?

Do you want to re-direct?

[mrStevens]

Oh, you thought I was talking to you? Can you say 'awkward?'

[SelfMadeBum]

What's awkward and why would I say it?

[mrStevens]

You sir, are mocking me again aren't you? :irked:

[Cincinnatus]

Is there more confusion over SMB's gender?

[SelfMadeBum]

Again?! :irked:

[mrStevens]

Can't the word 'sir' be used as an androgynous identifier? Am I confused?

[SelfMadeBum]

It would appear so, wouldn't it?

[mrStevens]

Will you help me?

[torotech]

Why did I have to google the term androgynous identifier?

[SelfMadeBum]

My darling, is it that you weren't aware that the title 'Sir' is used in reference to males only?





SelfMadeBum added to this post, 2 minutes and 54 seconds later...

Why did I have to google the term androgynous identifier?Do you often throw things in the air like that?

[mrStevens]

Doesn't the term 'you sir,' sound more natural than 'you ma'am?'

[SelfMadeBum]

Does one usually address a female beginning with 'you...'?

Isn't that rude?

[mrStevens]

You actually expect me to believe you are polite?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would you insinuate otherwise, ingrate? :angry:

[mrStevens]

Who you calling an ingrate, fartcatcher?

[SelfMadeBum]

Am I not speaking to you, you reptilian boob!

[mrStevens]

Am I not speaking to you, you reptilian boob!

Is that a question?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't the verb before the subject?

Doesn't that, a question make?

Or are you confused because there was no '?'?

Are you always confused that easily?

[mrStevens]

How did I get the 'am' and the 'I' reversed? Am I losing it?

[SelfMadeBum]

Did you ever truly have it?

[mrStevens]

By 'it' do you mean extreme sex appeal to the laaaadies?

[SelfMadeBum]

If I did, wouldn't I be as confused as you?

Wouldn't I know better than to ask?

[SelfMadeBum]

Wouldn't it appear so?

Would I ever lower my standards to that point?

[Necrosis]

What is going on ?

[mrStevens]

That depends, how low would you go? torotech low??





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What is going on ?

Are you pretending you don't know? *wink wink nudge nudge*

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it obvious that my tastes are being insulted in the worst way?

[mrStevens]

Now why would you go an' say somethin' hurtful like? Don't you know torotech has feelings too?

[Travis]

Wouldn't it be funny if someone responded in a statement?

[SelfMadeBum]

Now why would you go an' say somethin' hurtful like? Don't you know torotech has feelings too?
Why are you worrying about his feelings?

Isn't it clear I'd take him any day over you?

[mrStevens]

WTH? What's up with changing ma name?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can't I do what I like?

[mrStevens]

Who died and made you a forum god?

[Travis]

Did anyone realize how corny a joke that was?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who died and made you a forum god?Who says someone had to die?

Isn't my power inherent?

[Travis]

Am I making a post here just so I can get #1337?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can't you count?

[Travis]

Can't you count?

Are they supposed to teach counting in school?

[SelfMadeBum]

In that case, didn't you go to school or were you ill the day they taught everything like mrStevens?

[mrStevens]

In that case, didn't you go to school or were you ill the day they taught everything like mrStevens?

Why the hell would you drag me into this conversation?

[SelfMadeBum]

Goal number two?

;D

[mrStevens]

Why am I laughing?

[Harmony]

How do I know you are really laughing?

[Cincinnatus]

Wouldn't that be a matter of trust?

[Harmony]

Can you define trust?

[Cincinnatus]

I sure can. Now, what else need you ask of me? ;)

[mrStevens]

What does Cincinnati have to offer the world?

[aok]

What does the world have to offer Cincinnatus?

[SelfMadeBum]

Pancakes?

[Necrosis]

Can you make us all some?

[Harmony]

Whose got the syrup?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can you make us all some?You think I cook? :laugh:

[Necrosis]

Can you buy some then?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would I do that?

[Necrosis]

I thought we were friends?

[Nikita]

Now what made you think that?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you often suffer from such delusions Necrosis?

[Necrosis]

Where am I?

[Nikita]

Where aren't you?

[Necrosis]

Who are you?

[music221]

What defines you, if anything?

[SelfMadeBum]

Definition?

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[hubcap]

Are you guys (and gals) still at it?

[SelfMadeBum]

What's there to stop us?

[Harmony]

Shouldn't work or school stop you ?

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't I in class right now posting here?

[Harmony]

Well, how in the world are you learning then?

[hubcap]

Why are you still at this?

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, how in the world are you learning then?You think I come to class to learn? :laugh:

[Necrosis]

What is the meaning of life?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who cares?

[Necrosis]

Isn't it obvious I don't care either?

[Harmony]

If you don't care, why did you ask ?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you going to answer the lady, 'Rosis?

[Necrosis]

Would it make you happy if I answered her? Don't you think I like answering people and making them happy?

Is it wrong to ask stupid questions when your bored at work?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why on earth would that be wrong?!

[mrStevens]

Who's wrong? Necrosis works?

[Necrosis]

Who's wrong? Necrosis works?

You don't know where I work or what I do?

[mrStevens]

Where do you work? What do you do?

[SelfMadeBum]

He works and does stuff?

[aok]

What's his salary?

[Necrosis]

Would you really like to know? Do you know I can get in trouble if I tell?

[SelfMadeBum]

:shocked: You get paid that much?

[mrStevens]

Won't you tell us Necrosis? Please?

[Necrosis]

Will you keep it a secret?

[SelfMadeBum]

Don't you trust us?

[Necrosis]

What do you think?

[SelfMadeBum]

What could we do with knowledge of how much you're worth?

[Necrosis]

Isn't my line of work more important than my salary? :-X

[SelfMadeBum]

Why are you kidding yourself?

[Necrosis]

So it's all about the $?

[SelfMadeBum]

You gonna pretend this is news to you?

[Necrosis]

Isn't it more fun to pretend?

Would I be a smart guy if I told my dates how much I make upfront?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why not? Are you ashamed?





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Wait... do you think this is a date?

[Necrosis]

What makes you think I'm ashamed?

Who's on what date now?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why are you so secretive if you're not ashamed?

Weren't you the one who referenced a date?

Are you saying you would never date me?

[Necrosis]

Isn't being secretive what we are good at?

Wouldn't I be the lucky one if you said yes?

[SelfMadeBum]

What else are you good at besides being secretive?

Why aren't you a secret agent?

[Necrosis]

Who says I'm not?

[SelfMadeBum]

:stunned:

If I promise not to tell anyone, will you tell me about super secret spy things you've done? :wideeyed:

[Harmony]

Can I trust you? :suspicious:

[mrStevens]

Aw, c'mon, am I the only one who thinks this is BS? Why won't Necrosis come out of his super secret closet? Didn't SMB already threaten to 'date' him if he didn't tell?

[SelfMadeBum]

Threat?!

Isn't it more like an unbelievable blessing?

[mrStevens]

I didn't say 'bless?' Am I getting forgetful in my old age? Will you forgive my mistake?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why should I?

[hubcap]

Why shouldn't you?

[SelfMadeBum]

What possible reason would I have?

[mrStevens]

Aren't I un-unforgiveable?

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't you already un-unforgettable?

[searcher]

what?

[SelfMadeBum]

What what?

[mrStevens]

How many fleas does SMB have?

[hubcap]

What makes you think she has fleas?

[aok]

What makes you think?

[WoodsWoman]

Why should I think?

[SelfMadeBum]

How many fleas does SMB have?Have you even learned to count yet? Why would you care?

[DanteFalling]

Why did you steal Pigpen as your avatar, when he should rightfully be mine?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you claiming to be dirtier than I am?

[DanteFalling]

Is it possible for you or anyone to be dirtier than I (the Dante who occasionally doesn't bathe for well over a week, who waits until her roommates do her laundry for her, or just wears her male roomie's clothing)?

[SelfMadeBum]

Yes, but are you a Professional Bum with a Doctorate from the Bum University of Excellence?

Thought so.

[hubcap]

Is there such a thing as the "Bum University of Excellence"?

[SelfMadeBum]

You think I make this up?

[hubcap]

Have you reached the pinnacle of bumdom?

[SelfMadeBum]

Am I not the High Priestess of the Bums?

[hubcap]

Aren't you the Grand PooBah of the Fraternal Bumette Society?

[Nikita]

How could anyone dethrone you?

[Rudy]

Isn't assassination usually sufficient for dethroning?

[mrStevens]

Who doesn't want to assassinate SMB?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why should I be de-throned or assassinated?

Am I not an exemplary Bum?

Don't I rule with a fair and merciful hand?

[newday]

What do you expect?

What do you think?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do I have a reason to think I have not been most gracious?

[newday]

Is being gracious really important to you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it important when one is ruling a vast empire?

[newday]

Why do you need grace?

Where do you want to rule?

[pip]

What do you want?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why do you need grace?Wouldn't the masses be more amenable to one's will if one is graceful?

Where do you want to rule?The idyllic land Bumaly.

[newday]

What's your purpose with that?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can't you see the possibilities inherent in harnessing the power of all Bums everywhere?

[newday]

How many Bums are you in this world?

Have you not learn your lesson?

[SelfMadeBum]

A legion?

What lesson?

[newday]

Don't you know the proper way to be a Bum?

Can I become a Bum?

[SelfMadeBum]

Have you tried to find the Bum University of Excellence online?

Are you sufficiently lazy?

[newday]

I'm lazy, am I not?

Is there such a place?

[SelfMadeBum]

You think I lie?

[Harmony]

Would you hurt me if I did think you would lie?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you doubt it?

[Harmony]

If I hide, do you think you'd really be able to find me?

[SelfMadeBum]

You think I've never played hide and go seek?

[Harmony]

Who hasn't? Isn't it a matter of how well you could hide though?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it how well you seek?

[hubcap]

How well do you seek?

[Harmony]

Is it wrong that when I am the seeker, I'd rather just go take a nap and leave everyone else hanging?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would that be wrong?

[Harmony]

Isn't it a tad bit mean?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't that why you're the seeker in the first place?

So everyone will run off and leave you alone?

[Harmony]

If that's the case, why do they always come back!? :cry:

[SelfMadeBum]

Maybe they get tired of hiding?

[Harmony]

Is that my problem?

[SelfMadeBum]

Didn't you agree to play?

[Harmony]

Does that really matter?

[SelfMadeBum]

To you or to them?

[Harmony]

What gave you the idea that I cared about them?

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't they your friends?

[Harmony]

Don't you play hide and seek with random strangers? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

[SelfMadeBum]

How do I say 'yes'?

[Harmony]

Wouldn't you just type Y-E-S?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it rude to be that blunt?

[Harmony]

Did I give the impression that I'm being nice today?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is it just today?

[Harmony]

Possibly, should I continue to be mean?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why not?

[Harmony]

What if I don't have it in me to be mean anymore?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't being mean fun?

[Harmony]

Is it fun for everyone?

[mrStevens]

Don't you think so? Will you please be mean to me Harmony? Don't you think I need a spanking?

(Hmmm, was that a bit much?)

[Harmony]

:stunned:

How in the world did you possibly make me blush?!

[mrStevens]

Aren't I special?

;)

[Harmony]

Don't you think if I answer that others would be jealous?

[mrStevens]

Who cares about the 'others?'

[GrnEyz]

Why would I be jealous since you've already spanked me several times...?

[Bobert]

Huh?

[GrnEyz]

Have you not received your Harmonious spanking...?

[mrStevens]

Anyone else have the uncontrollable urge to shout; "A spanking, a spanking!"?

[GrnEyz]

Why do you enjoy spankings..?

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[mrStevens]

What's not to enjoy?

[GrnEyz]

Were you spanked first and questioned later...?

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[SelfMadeBum]

Questioned about what?

[GrnEyz]

Why did you leave a fine mess on the living room floor...???

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[SelfMadeBum]

Cuz that's where I found it?

[AaronSheffield]

Well, is that where you found it?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you think I moved it?

[GrnEyz]

Am I responsible for your mess..??

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[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't you usually?

[GrnEyz]

Usually...?

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[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it you who told me to do that thing that made me make a mess?

[GrnEyz]

I told you to make a left turn, but did you have to do it at 73 mph..??

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[SelfMadeBum]

Shouldn't you have been more specific?

[GrnEyz]

What does 'keep it between the ditches' mean to you...?

[hubcap]

Was someone driving under the influence?

[SelfMadeBum]

Am I ever really sober?

[Entbark]

How should I know?