Respond only with questions.

[EmmaKynikos]

what do you see?

[GenessorDios]

Was it not the personification of beauty herself that graced this thread with her divine presence?

[EmmaKynikos]

did she? where was i?

[Calica]

oh, that`s how it is... :mellow: GD and Akzis sitting on a tree...you know the rest of it, right?

[GenessorDios]

I believe you were sitting on that sofa, Emma, were you not? *points*

Oh dear heart of mine, I beseech you, won't you be still?

[EmmaKynikos]

a robot now has a heart? have i heard everything?

[Calica]

is it jumping out of the jar again?

*makes herself comfortable on another sofa*

[EmmaKynikos]

*passes jar to calica*
is this the one?

[GenessorDios]

Oh sweet Calica, how much more beauteous could your eyes be? Do you not know that when you close them, it is as if trillions of stars in the universe die at once, but when you open them, they seem to flare back to life in an instant? Would that I could gaze into your eyes for eternity, might you be so kind as to oblige?

[EmmaKynikos]

can i throw up now?

[Calica]

oh, you`re quite good with words, you know that?

...you want to take out my eyes?:shocked: But don`t you know I need them?

[GenessorDios]

Perhaps in my giddiness I have explained myself poorly? But what choice have I, for do you not see the profound effect that you have on this metallic monstrosity's tongue?

[Calica]

Does it tingle?

*takes jar and shakes it* Did you feel that?

[GenessorDios]

Oh, can't you see it hurts me so when you toy with my heart like that? Is this what I must endure to win yours in turn?

[Calica]

You want to trade hearts? Don`t you know mine is mechanical?

[GenessorDios]

Can you see how perfect we are for each other, pumpkin? My heart runs MCOS v4.8, what about yours?

[Calica]

Your heart can run?:stunned:
Mine just goes tick-tock-tick-tock, you know? Wouldn`t a superior being like you get bored by me pretty fast?

*finds bubblewrap in sofa* *pop*

[GenessorDios]

On the contrary, my dear tomato, how could it not be I who is worried that you are the one who will tire of me? After all, couldn't you just refer to this dusty old manual to find out everything about me? How could I possibly imagine the wonders and secrets held by one built of roses and buttercups, such as you?

Lemon, might you be so kind as to quell this anguish I am feeling? This anguish that I feel because I have to take my leave? Will you await my return as I have yours these past days?

*notes bubblewrap as a birthday gift, or even possibly an anniversary gift*

[Calica]

Don`t you know I already read the manual? It doesn`t say anything about your heart, so it seems it doesn`t know everything, see?

*stores bubblewrap in GD`s belly compartment*

*waves*

[GrnEyz]

Don't you know human emotions cover the scale..?

Can't you feel nothing, everything, and anything in-between..?

[WoodsWoman]

And doesn't exhaustion intensify them cruelly?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't that why God invented Jack Daniel's...?

[WoodsWoman]

May I take mine in single malt scotch? Neat?

[GrnEyz]

Would Glen Livet work for you..?

[WoodsWoman]

Now wouldn't that be a charming option?

[GrnEyz]

Straight up or on the rocks..?

[WoodsWoman]

Doesn't neat also mean straight up or undiluted by other substances?

[GrnEyz]

Would you like a appetizer with your shot..?

[WoodsWoman]

Wouldn't it depend on the nature of what's available?

[GrnEyz]

What is your pleasure..?

[WoodsWoman]

My pleasure? Indeed?
Would .38 ammo be out of line?

[GrnEyz]

Wouldn't that depend on the distance to the target...?

[WoodsWoman]

So - how close are you prepared to get?

[MassHysteria]

How close is too close?

*hops tauntingly around thread*

Does this bug you? I`m not touching you--does this bug you?

[WoodsWoman]

For a target to shoot at closer is better, isn't it?

[Calica]

*pokes MassHysteria* Does this bug you?
it doesn`t? *pokes again*
What about now?

[GrnEyz]

Would the range of a .22 be too close..?

[WoodsWoman]

Cal, are you and MH trying to protect Grn?

Won't a .22 do plenty of damage if aimed properly?

[MassHysteria]

Haven`t you heard that a .22 won`t even slow them down, but will sure piss them off?

[GrnEyz]

Doesn't the trajectory of a .22 limit its effective range...?

[WoodsWoman]

If the target is within arms distance would it matter much?

[GrnEyz]

If the target is withing arms distance wouldn't a .45 be a better choice..?

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[MassHysteria]

By this logic, or any logic at all, isn`t a .45 always a better choice?

[GrnEyz]

Wouldn't a .270 be a better choice at 300 yards..?

[MassHysteria]

JEEZES, what are you killing? Man or Moose?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't the .270 the caliber of choice for wild game..?

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[MassHysteria]

Don`t you consider that overkill for your average Joe, though?

[WoodsWoman]

If the target is within arms distance wouldn't a .45 be overkill?

[Nikita]

Doesn't overkill teach a certain kind of lesson?

[WoodsWoman]

Still, wouldn't it be very inefficient to use so much unnecessary force?

[Nikita]

Doesn't that depend upon how you define "unnecessary"?

[GenessorDios]

Or how you define force?

[Nikita]

How do you define force?

[WoodsWoman]

Wouldn't it be whatever it took to get the job done with no excess?

[GrnEyz]

What good is force without accuracy..?

[Nikita]

Why do you presume lack of accuracy?

[WoodsWoman]

Doesn't it seem that he did?

[GrnEyz]

Can you really 'reach out and touch someone' from a distance with your pistol..?

[WoodsWoman]

Do you really want to know?

[Nikita]

Should I show him?

[GrnEyz]

Exactly how far do you think the projectile from your pistol will remain accurate..?

[WoodsWoman]

Do you think one pistol is the only thing available? Ever heard of hunting pistols?

[Nikita]

How helpful do you think this scope will be?

[WoodsWoman]

Now wouldn't it be helpful to know the make, model and magnification?
Crosshairs or red dot?

[GenessorDios]

Can't we just use carpet bombing and negate the need for accuracy completely?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't a laser scope more fun..?

[Nikita]

Which is most accurate without giving away the line of sight?

[WoodsWoman]

Doesn't a laser beam amount to psychological warfare by unnerving the target?

[GenessorDios]

Don't all arms then necessarily enact some sort of psychological torment on the intended target?

[WoodsWoman]

In the dark?

[GrnEyz]

Is that a bad thing..?

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[GenessorDios]

Aren't Acme's catalog of weapons more reliable?

[WoodsWoman]

Isn't this place (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) the best hang out in town?

[GenessorDios]

Are they the place with Yosemite Sam as their mascot?

[WoodsWoman]

Um - isn't the shop cat called Sweetie Pie? And didn't she just have kittens?

[reiven]

after a long time away, isn't it great to find yourself back at home?

[Minerva]

How are you?

[reiven]

i am superb, but enough about me; how is the Goddess?

[Dan]

Did you have an exciting voyage?

[Minerva]

i am superb, but enough about me; how is the Goddess?

The Goddess is well, you know? Shall I say welcome back?

[EmmaKynikos]

is it good to be back?

[reiven]

would you believe i had a wonderful time?
would you be amazed if i told you i spent about 50 hours on a bus with 57 people, and still had a great time?

but truly, who would be surprised to hear me say that i really, really missed you guys?

[WoodsWoman]

Why should I be surprised at that - wouldn't I have missed this place if I had been in your shoes?

[EmmaKynikos]

@r aren't you tired from all that driving?

[reiven]

could 'tired' possibly be a strong enough word for spending two overnights while the bus was moving (the bus was our hotel those nights) and sleeping a total of about 12 hours in four days?

:freak:

[EmmaKynikos]

will you forgive me for not having the right word?

[reiven]

do you desire forgiveness or dominance?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i prefer forgiveness? what would you do?

[reiven]

can you see some sort of forgiveness / spanking thing happening?

[EmmaKynikos]

is that your pleasure?

[reiven]

and if i said 'yes'?

[EmmaKynikos]

would i then be forgiven?

[reiven]

well, that would depend on weather you required further spanking, now wouldn't it?

[EmmaKynikos]

how long would it take me to learn my lesson?

[reiven]

hmmm, are you suggesting a serious spanking?

[EmmaKynikos]

why wouldn't i leave that to you? don't you think i trust you?

[reiven]

have you assumed the position?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you asking me or telling me?

[reiven]

can't you feel my power?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if you were too far away? wouldn't you need to concentrate more?

[reiven]

*sits in lotus, focuses full attention*

feeling anything yet?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i felt something, but i'm not sure what?

[Dan]

feeling anything yet?

Why do I get the feeling you've said that line before?

[EmmaKynikos]

why do i feel like a took a cold shower?

[Dan]

Why does my badge sting?

[EmmaKynikos]

yes, why does it?

[Dan]

Isn't that too much information for this forum?

[reiven]

how did i 'hit' dan when i was aiming for emma?

*checks GPS controls*

[EmmaKynikos]

@dan aside from the mods, who would be offended?

[Dan]

R, Could it be sub-conscious maybe?

[EmmaKynikos]

why do i feel like i'm in the north pole?

[reiven]

emma, is that phallic innuendo or are you feeling under-fondled?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i were cold and only wanted to feel heat?

[Dan]

Are there dead explorers remains to eat at the north pole?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you going to find them for me?

[Dan]

*Burps* sorry love did you want some?

[EmmaKynikos]

for that indiscretion, do i have to burn you at the stake?

[Dan]

Are you planning on eating me afterwards?

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't it depend on how warm it got?

[Dan]

Do I need to finish this explorer so you have a treat?

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't i have a treat either way? isn't the choice yours?

[Dan]

Wouldn't that depend entirely on your level of squemishness?

[EmmaKynikos]

haven't i shown i'm not squeamish at all?

[Dan]

Have you ever been space docked?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i want to do that?

[Dan]

Because you are not squeamish right?

[EmmaKynikos]

what does squeamish have to do with doing?

[Dan]

Doesn't the old saying go something like 'I'll try anything once'??

[EmmaKynikos]

what does that have to do with squeamishness and civility?

[Dan]

Would you believe me if I said I havent got a fkn clue what your on about?

[EmmaKynikos]

and if i did?

[Dan]

Then we'd at least know what's going on then wouldn't we?

[EmmaKynikos]

but what if i wanted to keep it a secret from you?

[Dan]

Haven't you already done that?

[Nikita]

Why are you acting all paranoid?

[reiven]

paranoid?
who is it that avoids this thread unless she has a gun in her hand?

[GrnEyz]

Don't we all get paranoid (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) sometimes..?

[reiven]

how does the world get started each morning without copious quantities of coffee and Ozzy?
(did you notice that Iommi had a band aid on his finger?)

still groggy?
how about one more (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[Nikita]

How about not?

[reiven]

not an ozzy fan?

[Nikita]

What if my internet connection doesn't work on youtube?

[reiven]

sucks to be you, huh?
:p

[Nikita]

Doesn't it? :stare:

[GrnEyz]

Don't you wish you could see this wingsuit (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.) vid...?

[Nikita]

Don't you wish you were wearing a wingsuit when I pushed you off that Empire State Building? :irked:

[GrnEyz]

Why don't you push me out of a helicopter in a wingsuit so I can skim the mountaintops (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)..?

[Nikita]

Is that as amusing as hearing the screams from the sidewalk?

[GrnEyz]

Would I have time to consider that flying like a falcon at 100 mph..?

[Nikita]

Wouldn't I have time to consider it as I spectate?

[GrnEyz]

Would it not be more fun to participate..?

[Nikita]

What part of you falling to your death would be made more fun for me if I joined in the fall?

[GrnEyz]

Wouldn't that be the 'spatter'...?

[Nikita]

Isn't it prettier to gaze upon your reds and purples?

[GrnEyz]

Would that be just before you fly into that bridge..?

[Nikita]

Wouldn't it be after I dodged it?

[GenessorDios]

Would you like a Mario feather to help you fly?

[MassHysteria]

Cant I have a mushroom instead? ;)

[GrnEyz]

Think this one would do the trick..?

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[MassHysteria]

Looks delicious, but where do I start?

[Fyrnae]

Nowhere unless you've prepared it and youself properly for a serious vision quest, eh? Or maybe you like poisoning yourself?

[MassHysteria]

:stunned:

Perhaps mushroom-shaped candy then? Doesn't that look like candy already?

[GrnEyz]

Don't u kno it's best to leave the shroom pickin to the experts...

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[GenessorDios]

MassHysteria, make sure you're in a big enough room before eating the mushroom alright?

[MassHysteria]

OoooooOOOOooooOOOo why does the floor mooooOOOooooOOOOve???

[Wry Satyr]

Did you make a wish at 11:11?

[GenessorDios]

Oh, my bad, could you wait a while until I find the earthquake simulation switch?

[MassHysteria]

Oh, GenDi, are you making it lava, too? Would you care for a pineapple?

[GenessorDios]

What? A pineapp....

*takes the loaded gun from MassHysteria*

How kind of you, would you like a drink?

*inches slowly towards the door as MassHysteria pulls out a crossbow*

[MassHysteria]

Crossbow? Whatever would I do with a crossbow?

How's about you let me trim those bangs?

[GenessorDios]

MassHysteria, stop trying to cut your tail off, you don't have one remember? Damn are those some good shrooms or what? Can I get in on that?

[MassHysteria]

Would you like some chocolate, too, to get the taste out?

[GrnEyz]

I'm not big on chocolate... what else you you have over there..?

[MassHysteria]

Don't you know chocolate is best for wiping the bad mushroom taste out of your mouth?

[GenessorDios]

KitKat ok?

[MassHysteria]

Got anything darker?

[GenessorDios]

*turns off the light*

KitKat ok?

[MassHysteria]

Oh, so you think you're funny, do ya?

[GrnEyz]

I thought it was damn funny... how bout anyone else..?

[MassHysteria]

What can I say? Doesn't everybody love a funny guy?

Moar, plz?

[Wry Satyr]

fungi? (especially on my pizza)

[GrnEyz]

How bout some Mushroom Tea on Tortola Island..??


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The man has got it goin on don't u think..?

[Calica]

Do I smell...chocolate?:wideeyed:

Hey, why is it so dark in here?

[Weber]

Did you remember to remove the cucumber slices?

[Calica]

Don`t you know I eat those?

[Weber]

After they've been on your eyes? :/

[Calica]

Don`t you know they actually don`t do any good than just tasting yummy?

...do you have a problem with my eyes?!:suspicious:

[Weber]

Aren't they a little scary looking?

[Calica]

You think so? But your mask is not really inviting either, you know that, right?

[Weber]

Really? Doesn't it symbolize human companionship and safety?

[Calica]

Safety from the dangers of the world or oneself?

[Weber]

Are you not usually your own worst enemy?

[Calica]

*nods*
Indeed, but isn`t hell other people?

[Weber]

Does that mean heaven is eternal solitude?

[Calica]

Maybe more that you should be careful what kind of people you surround yourself with?

[Weber]

What type should you choose then? The hellish kind or the hellish kind?

[Calica]

The one that makes you have a good time while you`re already in hell?

[Weber]

What pastimes are available in hell?

[Calica]

Shouldn`t one use his/her imagination for that?

[Wry Satyr]

^wouldn't it be hell to not have an imagination?

[MassHysteria]

But don't the most unimaginative people always seem incredibly happy?

[reiven]

are you saying the old saw is true;
ignorance is bliss?

[Calica]

would you rather be ignorant and happy or doubt and question everything? *pop*

[MassHysteria]

Isn't that the most ancient question?

[reiven]

how could people who search for depth ever be happily ignorant?

[MassHysteria]

Aren't you happy in the search?

[reiven]

would "most of the time" be considered a 'yes'?

[Calica]

is happiness really a by-product?

[MassHysteria]

Isn't happiness too temporary to tell?

[reiven]

what if you maintain a near continual state of happiness?

[EmmaKynikos]

why should happiness be temporary?

[MassHysteria]

Is life really set up for constant happiness and contentment?

[reiven]

constant?
(no)
but if you have the right attitude, isn't continual a damn nice substitute for constant?

[Cooper]

Skinman...is that you?

[Minerva]

How is everyone today?

[reiven]

much better now; and you, my dear?

Zup, cooper?

[Minerva]

Can you say absolutely gorgeous... I mean great?

[reiven]

how about "not bad for a post-op transvestite pissing on a clock-face"?

[Minerva]

Why are you bringing up the archaic?

[MassHysteria]

.........Did I miss something? Jeez, can't I leave the thread for five minutes???

[Cooper]

Are we all, I mean, youall s
.till ick an t333wite

^ Wyatt's question......

[Minerva]

Cooper, are you sober?

[Cooper]

Me? Don't you know I have canine help when I type?

[MassHysteria]

How can your puppy type with paws??? o.O

[Minerva]

Don't you know they are hands, not paws?

Dogs have personalities, you know? Why not hands?

[reiven]

ask wyatt, were there any witnesses?

mini verve,
does a good line ever go out of style?

masshys
where were you for those 5 minutes?

[Minerva]

A good line if it is classy you mean?

But that line was not a good line, you know what I mean?

[reiven]

should i throw it away, and never use it again?

[MassHysteria]

Reiven, why the third degree? Can't I reheat leftovers in peace?

[reiven]

more mushrooms, MissMass?

[Minerva]

should i throw it away, and never use it again?

Do you expect me to say anything else instead of "Of course!" ?

[MassHysteria]

Oh you saw that, huh? >.>;

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Do you expect me to say anything else instead of "Of course!" ?

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[reiven]

wasn't the *turns out lights and re-offers kit kat* line superb?

[Minerva]

Are you deranged?

@MassH: Are you a Street Fighter fan?

[MassHysteria]

wasn't the *turns out lights and re-offers kit kat* line superb?

Can I admit I literally laughed out loud? I'm afraid I don't know GenessisDoir--is he always that funny?

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Are you deranged?

@MassH: Are you a Street Fighter fan?

Are you familiar with the Nostalgia Critic? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[EmmaKynikos]

what'd i miss?

[Minerva]

@MassH: What is that?

[MassHysteria]

@MassH: What is that?

You haven't heard? You don't know about the internet phenomenon who reviews terrible but popular nostalgic movies from the 80's and 90's, reminding us why our childhoods kinda sucked?

....

He makes it funny, okay??

[reiven]

I'm afraid I don't know GenessisDior--is he always that funny?




have we turned GD into a fragrance?
and to answer your question, don't you think it would be worth your time to follow him around a while, see if you can intimidate him?

[EmmaKynikos]

is the odor d' machine oil?

[MassHysteria]

have we turned GD into a fragrance?
and to answer your question, don;t you think it would be worth your time to follow him around a while, see if you can intimidate him?

Oops, did I misspell the poor dear's name?

[GenessorDios]

Is my aroma appealing to humans? Why did I fail that FDA test then? Only 73% of those monkeys died, that's not that bad is it?

[Minerva]

Are you trying to compare us to monkeys?

[reiven]

GD, do we know the kill-rate on humans yet?

[Minerva]

Why do you want to know? You are not human are you?

[reiven]

did you get the perfume i sent you, dear?

[EmmaKynikos]

who are you calling dear?

[Minerva]

@Reiven: Are you trying to make the other women jealous of the Goddess?

[MassHysteria]

Did you miss the message? ''One mustn't sniff from a bottle marked Poison?''

[reiven]

emma, didn't i buy six bottles of GennesorDior, dear?

[Minerva]

Did you miss the message? ''One mustn't sniff from a bottle marked Poison?''

Why do you think that this is for me to sniff?