Respond only with questions.

[GrnEyz]

Is 751 too many..? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------^^

[SelfMadeBum]

No wonder I'm sweating; Is that how many we asked?

[Necrosis]

Are we counting this question too? And are you really sweating b/c of the # of questions or because of the type of questions?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can't it be both?

[Necrosis]

Why not?

[Harmony]

Anyone know how many times "why not?" has been asked in this thread?

[Necrosis]

Is it too simple a question to be considered a worthy question for this thread?

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't "Why would I think that?" and "What do you think"? also in the running for most frequently asked questions?

[Necrosis]

Don't you love how this is easily becoming one of the largest game threads in a matter of days?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who else here thinks it was mainly my influence?

[Harmony]

Isn't that a little conceited?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it true anyway? :p

[hubcap]

What if it is?

[Harmony]

Why do you guys keep distracting me from studying!?

[hubcap]

What are you studying?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who would choose to study over this?

[hubcap]

Aren't you being a little judgemental?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't that my right?

[Necrosis]

Isn't this a form of studying other people?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is that what you use this thread for?

[Necrosis]

You mean you didn't notice?

[Harmony]

Seriously, why do I keep coming back here?

[Necrosis]

It's because of me right? :p

[hubcap]

Is it because you are fascinated with me?

[SelfMadeBum]

You mean you didn't notice?What makes you think I notice anything about you?

[GrnEyz]

Who's not fascinated with the opposite sex..?

[SelfMadeBum]

What makes you think I can't take guys or leave them?

[GrnEyz]

Who wants to meet me in Abaco, Bahamas this weekend to catch bonefish on a flyrod and tuna while trolling close to the Atlantic shelf..?

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[SelfMadeBum]

How long are you going to be there?

[GrnEyz]

Scheduled from Fri to Wed... but who knows for sure..?

[hubcap]

Who wouldn't want to meet you?

[Cincinnatus]

Did this thread come to a halt?

[hubcap]

What made you think that?

[Necrosis]

What would you like to discuss instead?

[Cincinnatus]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[hubcap]

Who could possibly care?

[Cincinnatus]

And if I do?

[hubcap]

Why would YOU care?

[Cincinnatus]

Why wouldn't I?

[SelfMadeBum]

Don't you have more important things to care about?

[Necrosis]

How much longer till I get off work?

[music221]

When will my rental car arrive so I can go home?

[SelfMadeBum]

What's so great about going home?

[Necrosis]

Where would you rather be?

[music221]

What's so great about going to work?

[SelfMadeBum]

Where would you rather be?What's wrong with Italy?

What's so great about going to work?Do you realise you're talking to a Professional Bum?

[Necrosis]

What's wrong with Italy?

Do you realise you're talking to a Professional Bum?

How did you become so famous as a Bum?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who doesn't like to see someone truly enjoy themselves without the shackles of modern life?

[Cincinnatus]

Possibly the jealous?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who cares about them?





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Did I break the thread again?

[hubcap]

Do you excel at bumdom?

[SelfMadeBum]

How could I not? Was I not made for it?

What do you excel at?

[hubcap]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would I ask otherwise?

[hubcap]

What do you think I excel at?

[SelfMadeBum]

Asking questions?

[hubcap]

Are you serious?

[Necrosis]

Do you excel at using MS Excel?

[SelfMadeBum]

What are you excellent at, 'Rosis?

[Necrosis]

Well, don't you think I'm just an excellent person?

[SelfMadeBum]

What do you think makes you an excellent person?

[Necrosis]

What do you think makes you an excellent person?

Would someone care to answer this above?

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't you the one making the assertion?

[gestalt]

Is this an insertion d-_-b ?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who are you?

[gestalt]

Say my name slowly?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you just your name?

[hubcap]

Don't you already know my name?

[Necrosis]

Would you agree our names are what makes us excellent?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is that all?

[hubcap]

Isn't that enough?

[SelfMadeBum]

But what's in a name?

[gestalt]

Didn't you name your sexual organ: Patrick?

[hubcap]

WHAT????

[SelfMadeBum]

WHAT???? Stone Cold, is that you? (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)

[Harmony]

Was that not a valid question?

[hubcap]

How should I know?

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, has anyone ever referred to you as the Rattlesnake?

Have you ever given anyone a Stone Cold Stunner (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)?

[hubcap]

How'd ya guess?

[Charly]

how did I guess what?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you going around guessing things?

[hubcap]

Must you question everything?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it why I'm here?

[hubcap]

Ever do tequila shots?

[Harmony]

Who hasn't ?

[hubcap]

What kind of tequila?

[Charly]

How old were you when you last did Tequila shots?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't tequila proof enough that there is a God?





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Wasn't I born with a salt shaker in one hand, and a wedge of lime in the other?

[Harmony]

Wouldn't that be a rough birth?

[hubcap]

Didn't your mama put Jose Cuervo in your bottle ?

[SelfMadeBum]

Wasn't that the only way to get me to sleep?

[Cincinnatus]

Should I take your word for it?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you suggesting body shots?

[hubcap]

Would you like it if I did?

[SelfMadeBum]

Depends... how good are you?

[Charly]

What sort of people do you think we are?

[hubcap]

Would you like to find out?

[SelfMadeBum]

I'm lying here, aren't I?

[hubcap]

Have you got a lime wedge in your mouth?

[SelfMadeBum]

Mmmhm mmh mmm hm?

[Charly]

can it be topic change time now?

[SelfMadeBum]

What's wrong with the current one?

[hubcap]

There, what did you think of THAT?

[SelfMadeBum]

What are these tingles?

[hubcap]

Pretty cool huh?

[SelfMadeBum]

Where did you learn to do that?

[hubcap]

Had a good teacher didn't I?

[SelfMadeBum]

Maybe your modified shot glass made all the difference? ;)

[hubcap]

Did help didn't it?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why do I suddenly want to go out for a few drinks?

[hubcap]

Can I go?

[SelfMadeBum]

You can swim, can't you?

[hubcap]

I guess I'm screwed if I can't, huh?

[Nikita]

Are you any better off if you can?

[Necrosis]

How come no one informed me of these body shots? Another round anyone?

[SelfMadeBum]

This early in the morning, 'Rosis?

[Necrosis]

Aren't drinks during early morning work the best?

[SelfMadeBum]

You think I stop drinking long enough to find out?

[Necrosis]

Another round of shots?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who am I to say no?

[Necrosis]

I take it that's a yes?

[SelfMadeBum]

Tequila still?

[Necrosis]

Care to change it up? Patron?

[Stratego]

Is it all right to barge into the thread again?

[Necrosis]

Are you willing to drink with us?

[music221]

Is it Captain Morgan?

[Necrosis]

Is that your favorite? Can you share?

[music221]

Is it private stock out of the Captain's reserves?
Isn't sharing what I do best?

[Necrosis]

Can I be the 'Captain'?

[music221]

Aren't you already Captain of your ship?

[Necrosis]

Can I be the 'Captain' of your ship then?

[GrnEyz]

After seeing your "ship", why should we allow you 2 b "Captain"..?

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[Stratego]

If were talking pirates, can I be the ravished babe? ya know, the "spoils?"

[SelfMadeBum]

Why you?

[Necrosis]

Why not both of you?

[Stratego]

Why not me?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why not both of you?Do you dare?

[Necrosis]

If I said yes... would you believe me?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why not? Aren't you a man of your word?

[Necrosis]

Are you both going to get on my ship already?

:surprised:

[SelfMadeBum]

Have you ever heard of captives following willingly?

[Necrosis]

What's your definition of willingly? Can't you change a persons mind with the right influence?

[SelfMadeBum]

What have you got on offer?

[Necrosis]

What if I could give you anything & everything you wanted?

[SelfMadeBum]

:wideeyed: ?

[GrnEyz]

What if I could give you anything & everything you wanted?

Have you been visiting the shrooms thread..?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why don't we let the man talk?

[GrnEyz]

Considering all stimulus, that seems reasonable...?

[WoodsWoman]

??

[SelfMadeBum]

^^ I know, right?

[Necrosis]

Is everyone waiting for me?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do we look that bored?

Well, I was ;)

[Necrosis]

Will you all miss me since I'm leaving work now and won't be responding?


:mellow::anxious:

[SelfMadeBum]

Does anyone notice that someone other than me is being a bit conceited?

Get home safely :)

[Cincinnatus]

I'm supposed to notice things? Will there be a test? :scared:

[SelfMadeBum]

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[Cincinnatus]

Will I need a No. 2 pencil?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why stop at No. 2?

[Cincinnatus]

Ooh! May I use a quill and ink then? :toff:

[SelfMadeBum]

How do you plan to use that feather?

[Cincinnatus]

Are you suggesting something scandalous, perhaps?

;)

[SelfMadeBum]

To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. How dare you suggest such a thing?!

[Cincinnatus]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks? :laugh:

[SelfMadeBum]

How should she act when her reputation is threatened to be besmirched?

[Cincinnatus]

A bum concerned about her reputation?

[SelfMadeBum]

Am I not a shining example of what a Bum should be?

[Cincinnatus]

Do you get awards for being an exemplary Bum?

[SelfMadeBum]

Being one? How could I not?

Having one?

Sure! ;D

[Cincinnatus]

Would the award look like Pig-Pen?

[hubcap]

Would it?

[SelfMadeBum]

A kid?

[Cincinnatus]

Well then, would it look like Andy Capp?

[SelfMadeBum]

Maybe my award should be a Cincinnatus...?

[Cincinnatus]

Wouldn't THAT be cool? :cool:

[SelfMadeBum]

Can you fit on my mantle?

[Cincinnatus]

Would a statuette work just as well?

[SelfMadeBum]

Would it be as good as the real thing?

[Cincinnatus]

If I said maybe, but you might need to use your imagination, would that work?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would my prize require me to work? :(

[Cincinnatus]

What if it wasn't work per se, rather taking a fun trip to the land of make believe? :cheesy:

[SelfMadeBum]

What time does the fantasy trip leave?

[Cincinnatus]

What is most convenient for you, Capitaine?

[SelfMadeBum]

How's dawn sound?

[Cincinnatus]

Should we tell the others?

[Necrosis]

Are you two having fun without me?

[SelfMadeBum]

Should we tell the others?What others?

Are you two having fun without me?Oh. Where did you come from?

[Necrosis]

You don't know where babies come from ? :-X

[SelfMadeBum]

You're an infant?

[Harmony]

What'd I miss?

[SelfMadeBum]

Does 'Rosis remind you of a baby?

[Cincinnatus]

Did anyone else think of "Magic Dance" by David Bowie after that question?

[SelfMadeBum]

Whatta humma wa?

[Necrosis]

What'd I miss?
Where have you been?


What will the topic of tomorrow be?

[Harmony]

Does it really matter where I've been?

How about SPAM? Isn't it always a fascinating topic?

[mrStevens]

That depends. Matter to whom? Are you talking figuratively?

[WoodsWoman]

And if I'm not?

[Squirelznflight]

Well, that would mean you're being literal, would it not?

[Cincinnatus]

So, what's this about SPAM again?

[mrStevens]

Mmmmm. Spaaaaaam. Who's got the Spam musubis?

[Nikita]

Who put the RAM in the ramalamadingdong?

[Necrosis]

Where is everyone this morning? And what's this talk of Ram? :-X

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't sleep what a Bum does best?

Who RAM'd who, btw?

[Necrosis]

When do I sleep if I am up at 4:45 AM everyday for work?

You didn't see the video of the RAM?

[SelfMadeBum]

There's a video of the RAM?

Where?

And why wasn't I informed? :angry:

Just who is running this joint, anyway?!

[GrnEyz]

Would you risk flying in a Piper Malibu Turbine JetProp from Tennessee to the Bahamas...?

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[Necrosis]

There's a video of the RAM?

Where?

And why wasn't I informed? :angry:

Just who is running this joint, anyway?!

Didn't you get my copy? And weren't you aware you were in it?

Would you risk flying in a Piper Malibu Turbine JetProp from Tennessee to the Bahamas...?

Is that how you got here? Can I be the captain again?

[hubcap]

Can you fly?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why is it a risk to fly in that thing?

AND I AM IN WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!

[GrnEyz]

Is that how you got here? Can I be the captain again?

No, my friend John is the pilot and owner... the plane is pressurized and we'll fly at 23,000 feet at about 320 knots and expect a three hour non-stop flight over the east coast, turning left at Ft. Lauderdale, and landing at Marsh Harbor, Abaco, Bahamas around lunchtime tomorrow, is that ok..?

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[Necrosis]

No, my friend John is the pilot and owner... the plane is pressurized and we'll fly at 23,000 feet at about 320 knots and expect a three hour non-stop flight over the east coast, turning left at Ft. Lauderdale, and landing at Marsh Harbor, Abaco, Bahamas around lunchtime tomorrow, is that ok..?

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Will he let me sit in the cockpit for a little? Are video cameras allowed?

[SelfMadeBum]

While SMB is what? Left here in this thread?

[GrnEyz]

Videos are fine... here are some from the last trip... what do you think..?


Fueling the JetProp
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Pre-Flight humour
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Take-off
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[Necrosis]

While SMB is what? Left here in this thread?

Don't you want to come sit in the cockpit with us? Didn't you realize I'm asking for both of us?

[SelfMadeBum]

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[Necrosis]

:wiseguy:Why would I be sweet to anyone but you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Cuz you know that otherwise, I'd bloody your nose?

[Necrosis]

Would you really?

[GrnEyz]

Over the east coast, close to Savannah, nice reflection huh..?

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[SelfMadeBum]

Would you really?Do you doubt it?

[hubcap]

Don't you believe her?

[GrnEyz]

A bridge in Fl, final approach into Marsh Harbor, sunrise, fishing, who's in..?


Fl suspension bridge
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Bahamian Islands
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Sunrise over our dock
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Trolling for Mahi Mahi
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[Necrosis]

When can you pick us up?

[Harmony]

Is it all right if I just wave to you guys from the ground?

[Necrosis]

Why don't you come along?

[Harmony]

Planes terrify me, haven't you heard?

[Necrosis]

Can't you make an exception to have some fun with INTJs?

[hubcap]

Do you think it will be fun?

[Necrosis]

When in is ever not fun when we are involved?

[Harmony]

Would anyone let me have a seat in the aisle?

[MrWho100]

Why should I give you my aisle seat?

[Necrosis]

Who are you Mr. Who?


@Harmony
Will you go if we let you?

[MrWho100]

Who do you want me to be?

[Necrosis]

Can you be the bartender on our airplane ride? Will you let Harmony have the aisle seat since you came late?

[MrWho100]

Why would I want to serve drinks on our airplane when I could just be sitting and listening to my iPod like I always do?

[Necrosis]

Why should we let you on our airplane of fun if your going to tune us out?

[Harmony]

How can I not go if you let me have the aisle?

[Necrosis]

How many people are on our airplane so far?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who's bringing grub?

[Harmony]

Grub? Who's bringing beer?

[SelfMadeBum]

None of you are going to pee in the ocean are you?

[Necrosis]

Is everyone okay with tequila and patron?

Who will skydive with me?

[SelfMadeBum]

Do you promise to hold my hand?

[Necrosis]

Have I ever broken a promise?

[hubcap]

Have you ever kept a promise?

[SelfMadeBum]

Have I ever broken a promise?Wait... didn't you promise me everything and anything I ever wanted?

[hubcap]

Does anyone remember what I look like?

[Harmony]

Does anyone want to take my Government test tonight?

[SelfMadeBum]

Does anyone remember what I look like?I seem to remember lots of blonde curls... am I right?

[hubcap]

How could you be wrong?

[GrnEyz]

I've got peach vodka and bailey's... who's bringing snorkeling gear..?

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