Respond only with questions.

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i did?

[GrnEyz]

Why don't you stand close to me on the front of my skis and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up..?

[EmmaKynikos]

could you be more charming?

[GrnEyz]

Don't good guys finish last..?

[Cooper]

Where is my woman? Anyone seen her?

[EmmaKynikos]

is that all there is to your charm?

[reiven]

Don't good guys finish last..?
do we?

---------- Post added 03-29-2010 at 08:53 PM ----------

Where is my woman? Anyone seen her?

wasn't that her in the banned thread a minute ago?

[Fyrnae]

Can't you see me when i'm lurking? lol

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i thought they didn't?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't charm directly proportional to hotness..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what do you think is hot?

[reiven]

:popcorn:
fryn, you want some?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't your av smokin..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what do you think i think is hot?

[GrnEyz]

Rei... want me to whisper again..? :suspicious:

[EmmaKynikos]

why do you need help? don't you know?

[Cooper]

Dude, can I have some popcorn? Ain't this shit gettin' hot?

[GrnEyz]

Don't INTJ females prefer submissive wimps..?

[Cooper]

They do?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i like the strong silent type?

[reiven]

Rei... want me to whisper again..? :suspicious:

sorry, it aint the same when you do it
*pop*

do you want butter, coop?

[Cooper]

For the popcorn? Where the hell is Fyrn?

[GrnEyz]

Would you consider yourself the aggressor in the sack..?

[EmmaKynikos]

is greeny lost for words?

[reiven]

cooper,
you didn't think i would ask
'what else are we gonna put hot butter on?'
the way this thread is going, didja?
*yes, popcorn*

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i need to be agreessive? don't you know what to do?

[GrnEyz]

Don't I just lay there and allow you to massage me while I drink a cold beer..?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i be interested in that?

[reiven]

what would you like?

[GrnEyz]

Don't they call that 'foreplay..?'

[EmmaKynikos]

do you really know how to please a woman?

[reiven]

"what does a redneck consider foreplay?"
" i donno, whut?"
"wakeup honey!"

[GrnEyz]

How bout if I rubbed strawberry jelly on you abdomen and licked it off..?

[EmmaKynikos]

@ reivan, don't you know?

---------- Post added 03-29-2010 at 09:08 PM ----------

how do you know that would satisfy me?

[reiven]

do you trust my intuition, emma?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i said always?

[GrnEyz]

or perhaps covered your body with baby oil, massaged you from head to toe, and repeat.

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i want to be slimy?

[GrnEyz]

Is it not better when it's a bit wetter..?

[EmmaKynikos]

are you always this crass?

[GrnEyz]

Do you think that turns me on..?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would i care if you are turned on?

[reiven]

emma?

[EmmaKynikos]

yes dear?

[GrnEyz]

Wouldn't it be easier if you had a wimp to order around..?

[EmmaKynikos]

why wouldn't i want a real man?

[GrnEyz]

Wouldn't a real man prefer to be in charge..?

[Fyrnae]

Because apparently they behave like GE?

[EmmaKynikos]

why wouldn't he want a partner instead of a slave?

[GrnEyz]

Is there not other options..?

Would there not be numerous disagreements with two decision makers..?

[Fyrnae]

Why can't one be both as the mood strikes? Why can't tht apply to him as well?

[EmmaKynikos]

aren't you creative enough to think of anything else?

[reiven]

like what?

[EmmaKynikos]

couldn't two like minds come to some sort of agreement?

[GrnEyz]

Would it be possible to assign areas of responsibility and not cross those lines..?

[reiven]

sort of an intellectual union that mimics sex?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if there was more to it than that?

[GrnEyz]

Such as..?

[EmmaKynikos]

was i talking to you?

[Cooper]

GR? Why don't you just place your hand in the small of her back, pull her close to you. look into her eyes, and kiss her with some passion?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if he's not who i want?

[reiven]

what would fulfil you?

[Cooper]

what if he's not who i want?

Then why don't you do that to the one you do want?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if wanted to, but he couldn't?

[GrnEyz]

What if he couldn't because of a sharp tongue..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if he's was sharper?

[GrnEyz]

Why would two people stay together if they argued all the time..?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't a battle of wits fun?

[reiven]

isn't that why were here?

[EmmaKynikos]

am i here for only that?

[GrnEyz]

It may be fun here on the computer for a while but don't you think it would get old if it was 24/7..?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't this an internal question?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i like a good healthy discussion between 2 like minds?

[GrnEyz]

When was the last time you had make up sex..?

[reiven]

what if i like a good healthy discussion between 2 like minds?

do you ever get warm tinglies from a conversation?

[Fyrnae]

Who doesn't?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i said, only with a certain someone?

[Fyrnae]

Then that makes sense, desn't it?

[EmmaKynikos]

if i said it would, would that change anything?

[GrnEyz]

Would that be the certain someone that can't get motivated..?

[reiven]

could you be happy with imperfection?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if he was unsure of himself?

---------- Post added 03-29-2010 at 09:52 PM ----------

what if i like imperfection?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't imperfection more interesting?

[GrnEyz]

Why do you think he felt that way... could it be he was afraid to express himself for fear of reprimand..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i didn't know what he was afraid of?

[reiven]

what if simple was just more fun?

[GrnEyz]

Do you think anything would change if you did know...?

[EmmaKynikos]

@r what if i like complexity?
@gr what if it were more important that he knew?

[GrnEyz]

If an individual doesn't know what he likes and dislikes don't you think he needs professional help..?

[reiven]

what would you want him to know?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i wanted him to know his true voice?

[GrnEyz]

How can he know his true voice if he's not allowed to use it..?

[reiven]

he sings?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i hear him singing in my ear?

[reiven]

does he like you?

[GrnEyz]

What if you verbally and mentally abuse him to the point he permanently loses his true voice and the desire to be with you sexually..?

[EmmaKynikos]

@ r what if i thought he liked me, would that change anything?

@ gr why would i want to harm a kindred spirit?

[GrnEyz]

What if you didn't want to and it just happens anyway..?

[reiven]

GrnEyz, if there was someone you enjoyed having in your head, would sex still be required for a relationship?

[EmmaKynikos]

@ gr why would it?

[hutbug]

:popcorn:?

[GrnEyz]

GrnEyz, if there was someone you enjoyed having in your head, would sex still be required for a relationship?

Is that a proposition..? :suspicious:

This may come as a shock, but I do have a few female friends that I do not have sex with.

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i thought it were required?

[reiven]

legit question; what would you say?
(say = ask :laugh:)

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i said name the time and the place?

[reiven]

what if i thought it were required?

sex?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if sex was required?

[hutbug]

wouldn't it have to be if you wanted more than just a BFF?

[GrnEyz]

Sex and love can be completely separate or they can be intertwined by varying degrees, wouldn't you agree..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if they were the same thing? wouldn't that be better?

[GrnEyz]

what if i said name the time and the place?


I'd say would you post some real pictures...?

[EmmaKynikos]

what he he already knew what i really looked like?

[reiven]

what if it was my bed time and i couldn't continue this most interesting conversation?
might we pick it back up some other time?

[GrnEyz]

I don't think good sex is always followed by love or vise versa... and I also don't think that you have to be in love to have good sex, don't you agree..?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i didn't?

[GrnEyz]

Then I would have to say that you are somewhat inexperienced, don't you see..?

What if I said that the rare case of love coupled with good sex takes both to another level..?

Like all other human feelings and emotions, I believe you can love a little or a lot or anything in between... and I also believe that sex can be ok or awesome or anywhere in between, and that they are separate feelings that can develop independantly from each other, wouldn't you agree..?

[Cooper]

Did ya'll git a room?

[hutbug]

Is it PG-13 in here now?

[Cooper]

You look, will ya?

[hutbug]

Maybe it's just the intermission?

[Cooper]

Are your feet sticking to the floor?

[Fyrnae]

Is it really just to be as bad as they are whilst berating them? Is it not Spring?

[hutbug]

Yes, spring is springing, and isn't it time for me to hit the hay?

[Cooper]

Is that rain I hear?

[Fyrnae]

Maybe it was birdsong?

[Cooper]

Or something else dripping?

[El Cas]

could it be the sprinklers washing your house?

[Fyrnae]

Have you checked your plumbing for leaks?

[Cooper]

Wouldn't I know if my plumbing leaked?

[Fyrnae]

Couldn't the leak be hidden somewhere?

[GenessorDios]

If a pipe is leaking and no one is around to watch it leak, does it still exist?

[Cooper]

Why do you not believe what I have already said?

[El Cas]

Did someone say that they did not believe you?

[Fyrnae]

Why are you so wound up about it?

[Cooper]

What makes you think thats what I'm wound up about?

[GenessorDios]

Are you a watch?

[Cooper]

Wrist or pocket?

[GenessorDios]

I was thinking more a tower maybe?

[Fyrnae]

Is This for your new Church? lol

[Cooper]

^messin' with a sonofabitch.....thats song is stuck on repete......

[Calica]

wow, the spring definitely got to this thread, didn`t it? :popcorn:

[GenessorDios]

What's your problem with spring? What are you, a seasonist?

[reiven]

seems to have calmed down now, hasn`t it?

what was that all about, you think?

[GenessorDios]

Collective madness perhaps?

[reiven]

who knows what evil lurks in the hearts minds of men?
the shadow?
the reiven?

[Calica]

so you agree with the possibility of you being the one that stirred everything/everyone up? :p

[reiven]

whatever do you mean?
<.< >.>

[GrnEyz]

Damn what a night... who's got coffee..?

[reiven]

cream and sugar?

[Calica]

Starbucks?

[GrnEyz]

Just black thx... what did I miss..?

[reiven]

would you believe me if i told you?

[GrnEyz]

Why should I or shouldn't I..?

---------- Post added 03-30-2010 at 08:24 AM ----------

What is it about INT females and their need to control everything..?

[reiven]

wouldn't it be great to really know what's going on?

[Calica]

can`t you just enjoy the ride?

[GrnEyz]

Wouldn't the ride be more enjoyable if their wasn't a consistant verbal assault..?

[Fyrnae]

What were you expecting, exactly? Aren't these the game threads? Doesn't one expect a verbal assault just for deigning to turn up?

[Calica]

so annoying verbal assault is not one of FetishMan`s strongest points?

[GrnEyz]

What were you expecting, exactly? Aren't these the game threads? Doesn't one expect a verbal assault just for deigning to turn up?

I understand and expect that but didn't we veer off thread for a while...?

[Calica]

what?when?did I miss something?

[GenessorDios]

Other than missing your lips by a few inches?

[Fyrnae]

Why have you turned up, tinman? Missing my verbal abuse skillz?

[Mikk]

How are you people on this glooooorious day?

[Fyrnae]

Tired, stiff, and sore, I guess? And you?

[Necrosis]

Has this thread missed me?

[Mikk]

Will you hate me if I say that I'm feeling on top of the world?

[Fyrnae]

Why would I?

[Mikk]

Don't usually people get annoyed if someone is feeling great while they feel tired? Or is it just me?

[Fyrnae]

Can't speak for them, can I? Guess I'm not your usual person?

[Mikk]

Do you feel like the rest?

[Fyrnae]

What do the rest feel like? How should I know?

[Calica]

don`t you have a sixth sense for these kinds of things?

[Mikk]

Like that kid in that movie?

[Calica]

which kid in what movie?

[Mikk]

Don't you know which one I mean? You know the one with the kid with the sixth sense?

[Calica]

weren`t there a lot of such kids? Or you mean the one from AI?

[Mikk]

I think so?

[Calica]

you think or you know?

[GenessorDios]

What difference would it make to you?

[Fyrnae]

Maybe he thinks he knows?

[GenessorDios]

How do you know he thinks?

[Calica]

isn`t that important?

[Fyrnae]

Where's my man?

[GenessorDios]

You rang?

[Calica]

isn`t that the wrong "man"?

[GenessorDios]

Why the quotation marks, Cruelica? =(

Am I not man enough?

[Calica]

Of course you are, you`re a man of steel, aren`t you? :mellow:

...or was that too mean?

[music221]

To be nice or to be mean, how shall I act?

[Calica]

like yourself?

---------- Post added 03-30-2010 at 09:26 PM ----------

reiven, where art thou?:curtain:

[Cooper]

Don't ya'll know I am Fyrn's man?

[reiven]

things have been pretty quiet today, haven`t they?

[Fyrnae]

Good?

[GenessorDios]

Is that a bad thing? How about we give the stressed out game thread server some rest?

[Cooper]

Why?

[WoodsWoman]

What could possibly be a better question than why?

[Fyrnae]

How?

[EmmaKynikos]

how about why?

[WoodsWoman]

What?

[EmmaKynikos]

second base?

[Fyrnae]

Where?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't who's on first?

[reiven]

to what extent...are we gonna play badminton with questions tonight?

[EmmaKynikos]

why wouldn't we?

[reiven]

isn`t there a law against having this much fun?
executive order, or something?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i didn't believe in laws?

[reiven]

ever had that conversation with a judge?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i didn't accept his authority?

[Cooper]

GTO Judge? As in goat?

[reiven]

did i ever tell you i once had a bright orange barracuda?

[EmmaKynikos]

did i tell you that was my parents first car?

[Cooper]

Did I tell you my pride and joy was a 1957 Chevy Two Door Belair? 327, racing cam, 3 prong racing clutch on a racing 4? One hot car.......???

[EmmaKynikos]

what did you take pride in a machine?

[Cooper]

Did I mention that I tore it down to the frame and rebuilt every piece of it myself?

[EmmaKynikos]

should i be impressed?

[Fyrnae]

Aren't you impressed when you see something that you couldn't do?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if it's something i don't want to do?

[Fyrnae]

Shouldn't skill & craftsmanship be appreciated for themselves?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i had another skill in mind?

[reiven]

like what?
is it something you do by hand?

[EmmaKynikos]

would a neck be involved?

[reiven]

batteries?

[Fyrnae]

Toys?

[EmmaKynikos]

where is this thread going?

[reiven]

it was my fault, wasn't it?

should i try harder?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i wanted you to?

[reiven]

what would make you happy?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if it did? what would you do next?

[reiven]

how many of us are listening to nazareth right now?

[GenessorDios]

What can anyone do in this type of situation, if not riverdance?

[EmmaKynikos]

why does it seem that you have problem with celtics?

[Fyrnae]

When will people figure out that 'Celtic' is a lingual term, not a racial one?

[EmmaKynikos]

should i have said bloody micks instead?

[reiven]

* stands in honor of michael flatley*

where is grneyz?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you think i scared him off?

[reiven]

don't we hope not?

wasn't that engaging last night?

weren't you having fun?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i was?

[Fyrnae]

On the slopes?

*stands and faces Emma, ready to defend her Scots-Irish ancestry to the death*

Pistols at dawn?

[Synapse]

Talk you out of acting bizarre? Why?

[EmmaKynikos]

*faces fyrnae with greek-irish ancestry*
shall we?

[Fyrnae]

Synapse -- Why does your avatar look like a thread that got threaded the wrong way through a sewing machine needle?

[reiven]

will you ladies take up your pillows and commence this battle?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you like to watch a good fight?

[reiven]

do you fight fair?

[Synapse]

Which do you think would make the fight more enjoyable: fair or subversive tactics?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if it were only with a kindred spirit?

[Fyrnae]

Well emma? To the death? First blood?

*Picks up sword in one hand and lumphammer in the other*

[reiven]

@ synapse to watch or participate?

emma, is there such thing as tantric warfare?

[EmmaKynikos]

wouldn't to the death be more lady like?

---------- Post added 03-30-2010 at 08:33 PM ----------

@r do you want to find out?

[Fyrnae]

Isn't this more ladylike? *puts down weapons & extends hand* Draw?

[EmmaKynikos]

what if i accept? can i offer you an apology?