Respond only with questions.

[Calica]

will this make you happy?
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[SelfMadeBum]

What can I do to have a cat (To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.)named after me?

[reiven]

uhm, because you're ferrell?

[Calica]

Who are you calling a ferret?!:stare:

[SelfMadeBum]

Will Ferrell?

[Onigumo13]

Are you a farrell and which one ???

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Or Colin Farrell ?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't he a feral Will Ferrell?

[Onigumo13]

Should Colin Ferrell fight Will Ferrell , and who will win ???

[Calica]

fight in what skill?

[SelfMadeBum]

What kind of contest is it?

[GenessorDios]

Can I place bets? What are the odds for the funnyman?

[Onigumo13]

In the comic battle vs action battle ???

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I suppose :)

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And you should ponder , who will be the ultimate champion ???

[SelfMadeBum]

Who would choose this guy
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Over this hunk:??

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[GenessorDios]

Isn't it obvious Bender the Offender will win?

[Onigumo13]

Will Ferrell Did star in SNL for how many years ???

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't the winner perfectly clear?

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[Onigumo13]

And how many different characters he played ???

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More than Collin Farrell don't you agree ?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who can really compete with this?

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[Onigumo13]

Ah yes Cowbell , I think Christopher Walken was in that sketch wasn't he great ???

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Have you seen Walken of Choice ???

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[SelfMadeBum]

Why is he not president now?

[GenessorDios]

Is it because of the way he talks?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you sure it's not his hair?

[Onigumo13]

Doesn't he just scare the shit out of almost every one , except those that can impersonate him ???

[SelfMadeBum]

Why should I find him scary? Isn't he more cuddly?

[Calica]

or maybe people are just jealous of his awesome hair?

[Mikk]

Is hair all you care about?

[Onigumo13]

He is is isn't he , imagine having him for a grandpa , so many possibilities don't you agree ???

[Calica]

Is hair all you care about?
of course not, what kind of person do you take me for?

*his shorts are also very flattering*

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't his eyes mesmerising?

[Calica]

really? *goes to take a closer look*...
...
...
... sorry, did you say something?

[Mikk]

Did I?

[El Cas]

Do you think the slogan "If you ain't first you're last" would be a good presidential slogan for Will?

[Calica]

oh, you didn`t?

[Mikk]

I did, didn't I?

[Calica]

or maybe it was el Cas?

[Mikk]

Are we even talking about the same thing?

[El Cas]

Are talking to me?

[Mikk]

Where did you come from?

[Calica]

are we?

[Onigumo13]

Did we now ???

[Mikk]

Is it just me, or are we banging our heads in a brick wall right now?

[Calica]

Are you?:popcorn:

[Mikk]

Perhaps I enjoy the pain?

[Onigumo13]

Does he now I think he is , don't you think so too ???

[El Cas]

Is pain a wonderful feeling for you Mikk?

[Calica]

mikk, who doesn`t?

[Mikk]

Since when did the focus get beemed at me, don't you people have better things to do?

[El Cas]

Does it seem like we have better things to do?
Don't you know that shifting the beam's focus point is a normal thing for INTJ?
How else are we to see what is going on if we don't shift the focus point?

[Mikk]

Are you always this much of a pain?

[Calica]

don`t you like pain?:p

[Mikk]

I just waited for an opportunity like that, didn't you? :(

[Calica]

did I really?

maybe I just couldn`t resist it?

[Mikk]

So this is about you checking up on my writings here to find something worth posting?

[GenessorDios]

Have you never had a cyber stalker before?

[El Cas]

Do Cyber stalkers really exists?

[Mikk]

Are you all robots, here to take me to a facility and probe me?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't that what the net is for? To stalk?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't there a Nobel prize for the first person to come up with another use for it?

[Mikk]

Use for probing, or the "net"?

[GenessorDios]

Which do you want it to be? ;)

[Mikk]

Do you know it yourself?

[WoodsWoman]

Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

[Calica]

Stalkers on the net?
and the different ways Mikk enjoys pain?

[reiven]

stalkers on the net? :stunned:
that really happens? :anxious:

[Mikk]

What is going on in here!?

[GrnEyz]

Have you been living in Nashville..?

[reiven]

is something....wrong?

[Calica]

Mikk is attention shy, huh?

hey reiven, no stalkers for you?

[GrnEyz]

Don't stalkers hang out in Printer's Alley..?

[reiven]

hey reiven, no stalkers for you?
:(

is there a point to all of this?

if we don't know Respond only with questions history, are we doomed to repeat it?

[Calica]

:(

is there a point to all of this?

if we don't know Respond only with questions history, are we doomed to repeat it?

:stunned:does that mean there already was a stalker talk somewhere in the 263 pages?

[reiven]

:stunned:does that mean there already was a stalker talk somewhere in the 263 pages?

would it destroy your trust in mankind if i said yes?

[Calica]

would you be disappointed if I said no?

[reiven]

does the thought of a stalker titillate you?

[Onigumo13]

would you be disappointed if I said sure why not ?

[Calica]

shouldn`t I be asking you that?

[Onigumo13]

Have you tried asking that your self ?

[reiven]

does the thought of being stalked titillate you?

[Onigumo13]

Nah not really , and what about you do you consider yourself being an Internet stalker ?

[Calica]

anyone else craving chocolate?

[Onigumo13]

What chocolate type do you prefer ?

[El Cas]

not on this end but do I really know what everyone is craving?

[Calica]

*dark with hazelnuts or After eight* how about you?

[Onigumo13]

Dark and Milk with almonds , whats your favorite candy ?

[Calica]

you mean besides chocolate?:laugh:
doesn`t that count?

[Onigumo13]

Yes you are not silly are you gal cant you tell that ???

[Mikk]

Is chocolate really that great? Isn't food better?

[reiven]

Yes you are not silly are you gal cant you tell that ???

how would you diagram that sentence?

[Calica]

Yes you are not silly are you gal cant you tell that ???

say what?

are you one of those no chocolate eaters, Mikk?:shocked:

[Cooper]

Is this real?

[Calica]

is anything?

[Mikk]

I rarely eat it, does that bother you for realz, Calica?

[Calica]

why should it bother me?

[Mikk]

Why do I suddenly feel stupid?

[Calica]

aww, did I do it again?

[Mikk]

You truly have the words, you know that?

[Calica]

I have what?

is that supposed to mean I`m a bad infp?:(

[Onigumo13]

Every one has words to describe others stupidity don't you agree ?

[Mikk]

I need some shut-eye, don't I?

[Onigumo13]

Do you now ???

[Calica]

you do?

[Mikk]

I feel like it, call it a night?

[reiven]

can we call it an ostrich, instead?

[Calica]

where did the ostrich come from?

[reiven]

an egg?

[Calica]

kinder surprise?

[reiven]

is that like dolphin sauce?

[Calica]

you mean you also find something in it?

don`t you need that dolphin sauce for your steaks?

[reiven]

could i ask you to forgo that all veg diet of yours?

[Calica]

why? you`re trying to provoke me, huh?

[reiven]

isn't there a difference between prodding an provoking?

[Calica]

so right now you`re proding?

[reiven]

did it seem provocative?

what did those vegetables do to deserve such treatment?

[Mikk]

Why can't I ever fall asleep quickly like normal people? What do I have to be like a corpse before my mind decides to shut down and sleep?

[Calica]

wasn`t that your intention?

*they grew in numbers, need to keep the food chain balanced*

[WoodsWoman]

Mikk - maybe your brain needs chocolate?

[Calica]

how are corpses before they fall asleep?

[Mikk]

What's with you people and the chocolate!?

[Calica]

how about some hot cocoa?

[WoodsWoman]

You really don't like the stuff, do you?
May I apologize?

[reiven]

is there a chocolate cough syrup?

[Calica]

oooh, that would make millions, wouldn`t it?

[Mikk]

I hope I don't seem upset, I just don't understand the whole chocolate thing, care to explain the sensation?

[reiven]

isn't it just another confection that some folks obsess over?

[Mikk]

Did you just mindprobe me?

[Calica]

I hope I don't seem upset, I just don't understand the whole chocolate thing, care to explain the sensation?
hmm... you know the feeling when you`re drinking and accidentally laugh in between and the drink comes out of your nose?... It`s nothing like that.

[Mikk]

What is laughing?

[Calica]

your internal organs trying to tickle you?

[Mikk]

And don't you open your mouth if you have to projectile it out?

[Calica]

And don't you open your mouth if you have to projectile it out?

the laugh, the internal organs or the drink?

[Mikk]

Am I being stupid again?

[Calica]

am I still evil?:embarassed:

[Mikk]

Would you mind if I said that writing these questions with you cheers me up?

[reiven]

would that be a first for you?

[Mikk]

Do I seem that cold hearted?

[Calica]

Do I seem that cold hearted?

depends, what`s your body temperature like?

[Mikk]

Since when did a question of soul become a question of flesh?

[Calica]

was it not about 4 minutes ago?

[Mikk]

Why do you always have to have the last word in everything here?

[Calica]

aren`t you digging your own hole?

[Mikk]

I might be testing you?

[Calica]

for what purpose?

[Mikk]

Just to see how long you will stay in a temporarily dead thread and write nonsense with someone you started writing with today?

[Calica]

is that a challenge?

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and is it my fault I`m in the wrong timezone? actually the time here is similar to yours.

[Mikk]

Perhaps?

[Calica]

soo...whatcha doin?

[Mikk]

Contemplating, what nightly adventures are you up to?

[Calica]

contemplating what?

*nothing exciting, just enjoying the peace and quiet.*

[Mikk]

Life. Why is it that when I am supposed to sleep, my mind starts grinding these thoughts, isn't it better to do it daytime?

*Tranquility..*

[Calica]

isn`t it too busy with the mundane stuff during the day?

[Mikk]

That is true. Does the meaning of life ever bother you? Does a purpose really exist?

[Calica]

doesn`t everyone wonder about that?
pupose for what? Life?

[Mikk]

The question of life. How did atoms create life? How did we gain consciousness? How can I be of the same matter as everything else but still be a individual being with a unique mind?

[Calica]

How do we know anything is real and not just imagination? How do you know you`re not just a science project? what about the big bang theory? you see, you`re more into the "how?", while I`m more about the "What or why?".

[Mikk]

Let's hope this is not imagination because the things I feel when I feel, are amazing. What feeling overwhelms you?

[GenessorDios]

'Feelings'? What is this alien word you speak of?

[Mikk]

That amazing feeling I get sometimes, I want to understand it, see?

[MassHysteria]

Is it spelled L-O-V-E?

[Mikk]

I know of love but I don't understand it?

[Calica]

maybe it`s just a high quality illusion? does it make a difference if you don`t know? where is the line between what you really feel and what you`re convinced you feel?


Joy, wonder, sadness, pain, the whole palete. Whatever the feeling, it makes me feel alive.
what about you?

shouldn`t love just be experienced, not understood?

[Mikk]

I have a hard time to decipher my impulsions of feelings. One thing I feel easily is anger. Isn't a impulsion of a feeling true? Like when something unexpected happens?

[MassHysteria]

Hey, Mikk and Calica--no offense, but do you guys know you`re not very good at this whole ``questions ONLY`` thing? :P

[Calica]

we suck, don`t we?:(
or maybe we just got carried away?

[MassHysteria]

Aww, would ya try not to worry about it? Would you like some ice cream?

[Calica]

can I, can I really?!

[GenessorDios]

You promise to do your homework first?

[Calica]

how about a trade? If I do the homework I get to choose the flavour, alright?

[GenessorDios]

You dare to set the rules for this ice cream fantasy?

[Calica]

wasn`t it more of a suggestion that is in both partie`s interest?

[MassHysteria]

Will you two stop bickering, so you can BOTH have ice cream?

[Calica]

how about we all share?

[GenessorDios]

You mean I can't have it all to myself?

[Calica]

so you never expected me to do my homework?:suspicious:

[GenessorDios]

Am I wrong? Have you actually been doing your homework?

[Calica]

that is not the problem here, is it?

[Onigumo13]

Then what is the problem ?

[Calica]

isn`t it that the robot wanted to trick me?

[GenessorDios]

How could you say that? Don't I have a trustworthy face?

[Calica]

*haha* That was a joke, right?

[GenessorDios]

You really don't think so? =( ?

[Calica]

are you trying to use your charm to woo me over?

[MassHysteria]

Who can resist the charm of HIM, the lovable Bender?

[reiven]

am i interrupting?

[MassHysteria]

Would you rather wait for an opening? Are you ready to wait awhile?

[Cooper]

reiven, wait?

[GenessorDios]

What's wrong with waiting? Isn't patience the best virtue?

[Mikk]

Isn't that a saying used people who don't have the guts to do something? Why is it that the BEST sleep are the seconds before the alarm goes of?

[Calica]

waiting for what?

[GenessorDios]

For a new beginning?

[Mikk]

Does the beginning have an end?

[Calica]

Isn`t the end always the beginning of something new?

[WoodsWoman]

Don't new beginnings happen all the time?

[GenessorDios]

Doesn't the beginning end when the middle begins?

[WoodsWoman]

Do we recognize it when we see it?

[Mikk]

Can we control the course we take to the end?

[WoodsWoman]

Is it a straight line? Isn't each turn along the way a new beginning?

[Mikk]

Are there any beginnings or does fate rule?

[Calica]

doesn`t everyone have free will?

[reiven]

does absence make the heart grow fonder?
doesn't the heart just push blood?

[Mikk]

Why does thing song make my heart pump faster?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't the end certain and we should cherish the time remaining..?

[Calica]

is it really? how do you know unless you experience it?

[reiven]

is that one looped chain, or four separate chains?

[Calica]

you mean to say we are chained?

[GrnEyz]

Isn't the physical end of life an end..?

[reiven]

can you prove that?

[Mikk]

Is your physical body your true self?

[Calica]

who said so? how did he know, how do you?

[reiven]

can you hear the rain?

[GrnEyz]

If you can hear the rain are you not alive and facing certain death..?

[Calica]

how do you know death is the deffinite end? didn`t we already conclude an end of something is just the beginning of something new?

[Mikk]

Is that conclusion based on actual facts?

[reiven]

is the 'great light' just neurons having one last go of it?

[Calica]

is the statement that death is the end proven by facts?

[Mikk]

I can get high from dying?

Calica: Touché.

[reiven]

do you want there to be an afterlife?

[Mikk]

What the hell are you supposed to the for eternity if there is a afterlife?

[Calica]

how about reincarnation?

[reiven]

can i be a sea turtle?

[Mikk]

Born from earth and to the earth returned?

[Calica]

wouldn`t that be evolving backwards?

[GrnEyz]

When the Grim Reaper comes, will you be ready..?

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[Calica]

for a cup of tea or a job interview?

[reiven]

what if eternity is sitting at the foot of the creator, singing praises?

[Calica]

who is this creator you speak of?

[reiven]

would he/she/it find us amusing?

[Calica]

is there a way to know such a thing?
make sure you ask him/her/it if you get the chance and report back, okay?

[reiven]

how long are you willing to wait?

[Calica]

Oh, are we back to the waiting?

[reiven]

were we waiting for something earlier?

is this another trust issue thingy?

[Calica]

wasn`t that so a few pages back?
is it?
how do you feel? Wana talk about it?:nerd::ears:

[reiven]

what exactly is a trust issue?

is it like an investment certificate?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't that one of those things that caused the financial collapse?

[Calica]

But can you really get an investmen certificat for such things?

[reiven]

are there gnats buzzing the flowers in your avatar, calica?

[Calica]

oh oh, and there`s a spider there, isn`t it?

[GenessorDios]

Are you feeling peckish?

[Calica]

why should I? Don`t you like spiders?

[GenessorDios]

Who doesn't love furry 8-legged creatures in their mouth?

[Calica]

didn`t you know everyone eats a few spiders trough his life while he/she is asleep?

[GenessorDios]

Oh my god, is that true?!

[Calica]

*nods* Are you scared?:mellow:

[reiven]

do spiders taste like chicken?

[Calica]

you mean the big, hairy ones?

where did GD run of to?:shy:

[GenessorDios]

How feasible is it to duct tape one's mouth closed before sleeping?

[reiven]

wouldn't it be easier than taping ones mouth closed after falling asleep?

[Calica]

how about using a cork?

[GrnEyz]

How feasible is it to duct tape one's mouth closed before sleeping?

Why don't you just put a dirty sock in it..?

[reiven]

Why don't you just put a dirty sock in it..?

what's next, up your nose with a rubber hose?

[Calica]

Didn`t the Egyptians turn the brain into mush trough the nose?