Respond only with questions.

[SeaCzar]

Make sense? What if this is as good as it gets?

[music221]

Can we try for the betterment of society?

[SelfMadeBum]

What for?

[music221]

Do you have dreams or aspirations?

[SelfMadeBum]

I have cookies and cake... isn't that the same thing?

[music221]

What is the truth?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is it a hairy banana?

[music221]

Could a monkey peel it? Would it want to?

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't hairy bananas the most delicious, seeing as they are the truth?

[music221]

Isn't hairy bananas more for women or gay dudes?

[SelfMadeBum]

What do you know about it?

[music221]

What about hairy clams?

[hubcap]

What about hairy tacos?

[SelfMadeBum]

Hairy hubcaps?

[music221]

Where is Carmen Santiago?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why do you want to know?

She got money for you?

[music221]

Are you Carmen Santiago?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why?

Do I have money for you?

[music221]

Don't you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, did you lend me money?

[hubcap]

What do you have for me?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why should I have something for you?

[Cincinnatus]

May I have money for nothing?

[hubcap]

May I have chicks for free?

[SelfMadeBum]

Will you stop asking for stuff?

[Harmony]

Will your stop telling people what to do?

[SelfMadeBum]

Will you stop asking questions?

[music221]

Will Andy Cap invent a new flavor of fries soon?

[Harmony]

Why don't you provide them with a new flavor?

[hubcap]

Will you give me something if I stop asking for stuff?

[SelfMadeBum]

If I give you something, will you stop asking?

[Harmony]

How come everyone else is getting something but me? :angry:

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, what do you want?

[Cincinnatus]

Did you ask?

[Necrosis]

I want to know if you noticed the typo in Harmony's first post on this page?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is it possible to miss it?

[Necrosis]

Can you correct it?

[SelfMadeBum]

Will you stop telling people what to do?Is that OK?

[music221]

What isn't okay?

[Necrosis]

Why is it okay that you didn't let her fix it herself? Are you greedy?

[SelfMadeBum]

Didn't your post follow mine?

[Harmony]

Do you really think I care about the typo? Don't you think I left it that way to drive you INTJs crazy? ;)

[Cincinnatus]

Would you do such a thing?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it clear she's a big meanie?

[Harmony]

How can you say such a thing? :cry:

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, aren't you torturing us on purpose?

[Harmony]

Would you believe me if I said accidentally on purpose?

[Cincinnatus]

Can something be done "accidentally on purpose?"

[SelfMadeBum]

Aren't you refusing to fix it?

[music221]

Kind of an oxymoron, isn't it?

[SeaCzar]

Is it true that when women say "no" that they really mean "yes"?

[SelfMadeBum]

What do you want to hear?

[Stratego]

Isn't that the usual song and dance?

[hubcap]

Isn't the usual song and dance "not tonite I have a headache"?

[Shorgenfunkel]

Would the "no means yes" theory count even if the "no" is contained within another word, to wit: "yest tonight I have a headache"?

[SelfMadeBum]

What answer do you expect?

[ClydeB]

What question did you want me to respond to?

[hubcap]

What's a question?

[Stratego]

Is this going to be like a game of Monopoly?

[ClydeB]

Do you think my sockpuppet's sexy?

[Cincinnatus]

Is that from Sifl and Olly?

[ClydeB]

Did Les Nessman ever get his walls?

[Cincinnatus]

Can turkeys fly?

[ClydeB]

Just how far can you get your foot up a turkeys backside?

[SelfMadeBum]

Too clucks and a gobble?

[Stratego]

Greg ran 4 miles on Thursday. Greg walked for 2 miles on Friday. How many total miles did Greg run or walk all together?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who cares?

[hubcap]

Who is Greg?

[SelfMadeBum]

Greg's here?

[hubcap]

Where?

[SelfMadeBum]

Did he leave, then?

[hubcap]

Are you out of your mind?

[Cincinnatus]

Am I mistaken?

[ClydeB]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make as much noise as you did with your mouth for the past hour?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you your avatar?

[Harmony]

Do you want him to be his avatar?

[Necrosis]

Do you want a sword in your face?

[SelfMadeBum]

You want to try me? :angry:

[Necrosis]

Are you going to battle me with the cup in your hand?

[SelfMadeBum]

You like glass shards in your eye?

[Necrosis]

Why don't you pick on someone who's in your post count range?

[hubcap]

Do you like to take long walks alone in the rain, wearing no pants?

[Necrosis]

Do you what?

[SelfMadeBum]

Didn't you get here long before I did?

[hubcap]

Here?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why don't you go throw yourself in front of a speeding Nissan? :p

[Necrosis]

Why don't you throw yourself in front of a Semi?

[hubcap]

What's a Nissan?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't it like a Chevy, only better?

[Necrosis]

Don't you drive a mustang?

[SelfMadeBum]

Will you fix that typo?

[hubcap]

What typo?

[Necrosis]

What typo?





Necrosis added to this post, 0 minutes and 35 seconds later...

Are you my twin?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you trying to be smart with me? :angry:

[hubcap]

Are you smart?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can you read?

[hubcap]

In what language?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why not this one?

[music221]

Can you speak in many tongues?

[hubcap]

Can you write?

[music221]

Are you left handed?

[SelfMadeBum]

What does it matter if you can't read?

[hubcap]

Who said I can't read?

[music221]

You could still draw or paint, couldn't you?

[Necrosis]

Was he talking to you?

[music221]

Or was it you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why are you getting involved?

[hubcap]

Why not?

[music221]

Don't you want me involved?

[hubcap]

Involved in what?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why are men like this?

[Necrosis]

Do you want the glass sword in your eye?

[music221]

Wouldn't you prefer the strength of steel instead?

[SelfMadeBum]

Strength of steel? We're going sexual now?

[hubcap]

How's that sexual?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is that a threat, Necrosis?





SelfMadeBum added to this post, 0 minutes and 42 seconds later...

Steel? I mean, isn't that salacious enough?

[hubcap]

Who's Necrosis?

[Necrosis]

What's a hubcap and who's threatening who?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you playing dumb now? :angry:

[Necrosis]

What's with the angry faces? Do you hate me?

[music221]

Who likes playing bejeweled blitz?

[SelfMadeBum]

What's with the angry faces? Do you hate me?Do I have a reason not to?

:angry:

[gestalt]

Why do you have such funky feet?

[Necrosis]

Would you accept my hand of friendship? And why did music change the subject?

[gestalt]

What....what do you feel is the best way to keep a chick from getting pregnant. I mean, what do you do?

[SelfMadeBum]

Would you accept my hand of friendship? And why did music change the subject?Why would I need a friend like you?

[Necrosis]

Why wouldn't you?

[SelfMadeBum]

What use are you to me?

[music221]

Why can't I change the subject?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who said you can't?

[Necrosis]

What's the new subject? Friendship?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you asking me?

[Necrosis]

Are you my friend?

[hubcap]

Do you have any friends?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why all the questions?

[Necrosis]

Why no answers?

[Harmony]

Where'd you come from ?

[Necrosis]

You never heard of the stork?

[Harmony]

Did the stork drop you on your head? Is that why you have the xray?

[Necrosis]

Didn't you hear the loud thud when I fell?

[SelfMadeBum]

Is that how you explain your deficiencies?

[Necrosis]

How do you explain yours?

[SelfMadeBum]

I have?

[Harmony]

Could you refresh our memory?

[SelfMadeBum]

You mean I have deficiencies?

[Harmony]

Possibly, but the bigger question is... What kind of deficiencies?

[music221]

Do you have scurvy?

[hubcap]

What is scurvy?

[music221]

*Jeopardy style answer*

What is a vitamin C deficiency?

[Necrosis]

Do you know what dictionary.com is?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you being cheeky?

[Harmony]

Are you being lippy?

[Necrosis]

Are you both trying to be funny?

[music221]

When will I see some good comedy?

[Harmony]

Answer hazy, will you try again later?

[music221]

Is it later yet?

[Harmony]

What time is it?

[music221]

What is 5 minutes until noon?

[Harmony]

Wouldn't you think that would classify as later?

[zibber]

Why are you so obsessed with this topic?

[Harmony]

What other topic is more interesting?

[SelfMadeBum]

There are other topics?

[music221]

What other topics would be more engaging?

[Necrosis]

Are you not engaged by my good looks?

[music221]

Are you not engaged by mine?

[Necrosis]

What makes you think I like guys?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you both high?





SelfMadeBum added to this post, 0 minutes and 49 seconds later...

Why would anyone like guys anyway?

[music221]

Are you a lesbian?

[Necrosis]

How can I be a lesbian AND be a male?

[music221]

Are you confused? Was it not being asked to SMB?

[SelfMadeBum]

I am not a lesbian, nor do I like men.

[music221]

So then you are asexual? When will there be a little SMB running around?

[hubcap]

What's a lesbian?

[Necrosis]

Why did we allow SMB to not ask a question? Is it because he's confused?

[hubcap]

Where does SMB live?

[SelfMadeBum]

Oh dear; that wasn't a question, was it?

Why is it important where I live?

And - Am I not a her???

[hubcap]

I don't know, are you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Does it not say so in my profile?

[hubcap]

Does it?

[Harmony]

Have you checked?

[hubcap]

Have you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Have any of you bothered to check?

[hubcap]

Have you bothered to check?

[SelfMadeBum]

Don't I already know what it says? Why would I check?

[hubcap]

Do you? Why wouldn't you?

[music221]

Isn't it obvious?

[hubcap]

Isn't what obvious?

[SelfMadeBum]

Can a guy be this awesome?

[hubcap]

Hard to believe isn't it?

[music221]

Wow, was that a compliment from SMB?

[themuzicman]

You think that was a compliment?

[music221]

What do you think?

[hubcap]

Do I think SMB was complimenting me?

[music221]

SMB, what do you say about the above?

[SelfMadeBum]

How can I say 'Hell no that was not a compliment', only nicer?

How isn't it obvious that I'm referring to the confusion about my sex?

[hubcap]

Are you confused about sex?

[SelfMadeBum]

Well, aren't we all?

[hubcap]

I'm not am I?

[SelfMadeBum]

How am I to know?

Is there something you require clarification about?

[hubcap]

How would I know?

[nfinityi]

What's not to know?

[Harmony]

So did the guys finally figure out SMB's sex?

[SelfMadeBum]

My sex was up to being 'figured out'?

[hubcap]

Do you have good sex or bad sex?

[SelfMadeBum]

I have sex?





SelfMadeBum added to this post, 193 minutes and 39 seconds later...

Did I finally pose the question that broke the thread?

[hubcap]

I'm not sure do you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would I answer that?

[hubcap]

Why wouldn't you?

[Harmony]

Wait, who would admit to bad sex?

[SelfMadeBum]

Someone who isn't having any?

[Harmony]

What's this not having any you speak of?

[SelfMadeBum]

What would you rather have? Bad sex or no sex?

[hubcap]

Isn't bad sex still good?

[SelfMadeBum]

How can something that's bad be good?

[hubcap]

How can sex be bad?

[Harmony]

Have you met my ex?

[Necrosis]

Depends... What does your ex look like and does "it" have 'bad' sex?

[SelfMadeBum]

Isn't ex-sex always bad?

[Harmony]

Why is it always about sex???

[SelfMadeBum]

Is there a better topic?

[hubcap]

Is there something better than sex?

[SelfMadeBum]

Chocolate truffles?

[hubcap]

Better than sex?

[SelfMadeBum]

How would I know?

[hubcap]

Did you ever eat a chocolate truffle?

[Harmony]

Have you ever had them ? Why did you steal my question!?

[SelfMadeBum]

Did you put your name on it?

[Harmony]

Wasn't it implied?

[SelfMadeBum]

Where?

[music221]

What is known as the Empire state?

[hubcap]

Where did that question come from?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are we just asking random questions now?

[music221]

Where?





music221 added to this post, 0 minutes and 35 seconds later...

Why not?

[SelfMadeBum]

What's the point of that?

[Harmony]

Is there supposed to be a point?

[music221]

This tread is suppose to have a point?

[Synchronicity]

Does it even matter if there is one?

[music221]

What is matter?

[SelfMadeBum]

Where did Synch come from? Who invited him?

[music221]

Isn't this thread open to anyone who belongs to the forum?

[SelfMadeBum]

Why would you think that?

[hubcap]

Why wouldn't I think that?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who are you to think anything?

[hubcap]

Are you telling me I can't think?

[SelfMadeBum]

Who said that?

[hubcap]

Didn't you?

[SelfMadeBum]

Are you putting words in my mouth?

[music221]

Is that a Websters Dictionary you're chewing on?

[Harmony]

How did you know ? Are you spying on me?

[music221]

Do you see that guy in the widow across the street with a telescope?