Respond only with questions.

[Espadrille]

Could you count them while holding your nose at the same time?

[Sprelious]

Is there a reason I should hold my nose?

[Espadrille]

Didn't you notice the odor of burning spinach?

[DeepThought]

Should I be appalled?

[IronSulfide]

Can you bring me some leftovers?

[Espadrille]

One scoop or two?

[DeepThought]

Are you trying to kill and eat me?

[Espadrille]

Do you think we would eat really tough meat?

[Sprelious]

Is there a problem with that?

[IronSulfide]

Why did you gelatinize him? Surely you know the recipe calls for roasting?

[Espadrille]

Can't you handle diversity?

[IronSulfide]

At the price of texture?

[DeepThought]

What exactly were you implying with that question?

[Espadrille]

How about putting it all in a blender?

[IronSulfide]

Isn't that kind of unorthodoxy what got us here in the first place?

[Espadrille]

Can't you tell I've lost my place?

[DeepThought]

Would anyone care for some roasted rabbit?

[Espadrille]

Isn't that computer obsolete by now?

[DeepThought]

Have I hit a nerve?

[mcantrim]

Isn't that a rather hare brained idea?

[DeepThought]

Do you think you are being punny?

[mcantrim]

Don't you enjoy a little punishment?

[DeepThought]

Can't you hear me groaning in agony?

[INTJane]

Is that what that sound was?

[aok]

That wasn't pleasure you were feeling?

[DeepThought]

Do you really think everyone enjoys pain like you?

[INTJane]

Have you ever enjoyed pain?

[DeepThought]

Did the fact that I screamed "Ow!" and "Stop!" not provide enough of a clue?

[INTJane]

Did that answer my question about "ever"?

[DeepThought]

How much time in the past does that encompass?

[Dung]

Do you mind if I give a shit?

[INTJane]

How much time in the past does that encompass?

How about in all of your life?

Dung, why would we mind?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't that depend on your vested interest, and whether or not your giving a shit infringes on my shit?

[DeepThought]

Doesn't all our shit go down the same hole in the ground anyway?

[Faux hawk]

Why don't we just shoot all of our shit on a rocket into the sun to dispose of it? Why does mother earth have to choke on it?

[DeepThought]

Isn't the recycling of the shit an ecological necessity?

[Faux hawk]

Doesn't that depend on the nature of the waste being recycled?

[Dung]

Don't you know the Vatican is still working on that?

[Faux hawk]

Shouldn't they, of all groups, have come up with something by now as they did successfully conspire to make most of humankind guilty of their own natures?

[DeepThought]

Do you really think they will take a break from trying to cover up all that bad stuff to figure it out?

[Espadrille]

Aren't they too busy maintaining their robes and hairdos?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't some ritual important?

[Espadrille]

Why should vanity be ritualized by those cardinals?

[Faux hawk]

Why do you consider birds vain?

[Dung]

^^Why should it not, don't they dress like bosses?
^ Why shall I even consider empty birds?

[Faux hawk]

What's an empty bird?

[Espadrille]

When will I ever understand?

[Dung]

Will you ever understand?

[Espadrille]

Is there an echo in here?

[Sprelious]

Is this a canyon?

[aok]

It's a raquetball court, isn't it?

[WoodsWoman]

Or just an empty room?

[mcantrim]

empty room...room....room...room...room?

[GrnEyz]

is the room empty or are you in the wrong location...?

[mcantrim]

would you belive I don't know?

[GrnEyz]

can you not be one place physically and another mentally...?

[Sprelious]

Just one?

[mcantrim]

have you ever heard of creative dissociation?

[GrnEyz]

have you ever heard of abaco bahamas...?

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[Espadrille]

Or wacko bohemians?

[GrnEyz]

I'm goin in a few weeks... should I check in along the way...?

[INTJane]

Are you mentally there now?

[GrnEyz]

I have been a few times in the last couple of days... should I go there now...?

[INTJane]

Absolutely, unless you're busy?

[GrnEyz]

well... played golf today and drank several high octane brews after... thinkin about krashing... perhaps some other time...?

[INTJane]

Oh, you didn't mean in your mind?
Sure, why not?

[DeepThought]

Did he stay or did he go?

[INTJane]

If he went there in his mind, was out in the sun for hours, and had a few drinks, don't you think he's dreaming of wherever that place is by now?

[DeepThought]

Have you ever been there?

[INTJane]

I haven't, have you?

[DeepThought]

No, should I go too?

[INTJane]

In your mind? I can't think why not? Don't you need a vacation anyway?

[aok]

Which question should I question?

[INTJane]

Which do you like?

[aok]

Can I answer that?

[zeroemission]

i don't know, are you able to?

[aok]

Wouldn't that violate the thread?

[INTJane]

Can the thread be violated?

[Fujimoto]

What would violating this thread involve?

[INTJane]

Perhaps if, like I once did, you didn't respond only with questions?

[Fujimoto]

What happens if you make a statement instead?

[INTJane]

Don't you recall that DeepThought asked me if I wanted to be cuffed when I made a statement?

[Fyrnae]

Who would like breakfast?

[Dung]

What have you prepared?

[Fyrnae]

Wouls you be interested in a full English fried breakfast?

[Dung]

Wouls you be interested in a full English fried breakfast?

Don't I look like I wouls?

[Espadrille]

What if I said no?

[Dung]

What kind of fool would say no to Fyrnae's full English fried breakfast?

[Espadrille]

Someone who loves pancakes?

[Dung]

Have you tried Dung's rolls?

[Fyrnae]

Doesn't this look appealing? Won't you have some?

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[Espadrille]

^^Is that a proposition?

^What time are you serving?

[Dung]

Is that tea or coffee on offering?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you find that the word 'proposition' contains too much innuendo? Wouldn't the word 'invitation' be more appropriate?

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Which would you prefer? Tea or coffee?

[Espadrille]

Can't I always hope?

[Fyrnae]

Do you often hope in vain? Wouldn't you have more luck with the gentlemen?

[Dung]

^^^ Do you think I'm a tea person or a coffee type?
^^ Can you tell us about your secret hopes?
^ Don't you hate when multiple unrelated questions come up at the same time?

[Fyrnae]

*hands Dung a cuppa tea*

Did I guess correctly?

[DeepThought]

Where did you go?

[aok]

Did you stop?

[INTJane]

Did you miss her breakfast?

[Espadrille]

Do gentlemen still exist?

[Sprelious]

Am I not gentle enough?

[Dung]

The question is, how does this translate online?

[Sprelious]

Are you sure that's the question?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't sure an antiperspirant?

[Sprelious]

How can I be sure?

[Fyrnae]

Do you need some for your sweaty little mitts?

[Faux hawk]

Can't he just wear special gloves?

[Fyrnae]

Where's the fun in that?

[Faux hawk]

Are you saying that gloves aren't fun?

[Fyrnae]

How can a reduced sense of touch be fun?

[DeepThought]

Have you ever tried a sensory deprivation chamber?

[Faux hawk]

What is it like when you get to sense again?

[Dung]

What good does sensing do when one is caked in mud?

[Sprelious]

There's mud in a sensory deprivation chamber?

[IronSulfide]

Didn't you take off your boots before you entered?

[Sprelious]

Was there a sign?

[Faux hawk]

How do you read those signs?

[Espadrille]

Can he read?

[Sprelious]

Moi?

[DeepThought]

When did we switch to French?

[Faux hawk]

Wasn't it the required foreign language during fall semester?

[DeepThought]

What makes you think I'm still in school?

[Faux hawk]

What makes you think you ever get out?

[DeepThought]

What do you think "Get out and stay out!" means?

[Faux hawk]

What did it mean when you said it?

[DeepThought]

What does freedom feel like?

[Faux hawk]

What other word is there to describe no where to be?

[DeepThought]

Wouldn't that be "relieved"?

[Faux hawk]

How many ways could you say that?

[Espadrille]

Would that be too many to count?

[DeepThought]

How high can you count?

[Faux hawk]

Does it matter?

[DeepThought]

Do you even remember what we were talking about?

[Faux hawk]

Weren't we just asking questions?

[DeepThought]

OK, then what's your question?

[Faux hawk]

How should I know?

[DeepThought]

What do you know?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't that only be what I've been told?

[DeepThought]

Are you saying you've never figured anything out on your own?

[Sprelious]

Is that unusual?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't you say so?

[Espadrille]

Wouldn't it be wise to restate the question clearly?

[Sprelious]

Is it unusual for someone to never figure anything out on their own?

[Espadrille]

When drunk and disorderly or when sober?

[DeepThought]

Did you forget to bring the booze again?