Respond only with questions.

[IronSulfide]

The National Enquirer website?

[Espadrille]

Wasn't it a much more pornographic website?

[Faux hawk]

Wasn't porn found to only be a bandage for a larger deficit?

[Shahira]

What colour is rain?

[Faux hawk]

Is translucent neon a color?

[reiven]

Did you read that article about remembering the past making one more visionary about the future?

have you read jung's theory about the collective unconscious, that says humanity's past is imprinted on our own carbon?

[WoodsWoman]

Does each question have to have anything to do with the one before it?

[Faux hawk]

How is that when two things are too similar they can clash?

Yeah, isn't that associative? ...te he he.

[WoodsWoman]

:laugh:

OK. Why does noise exist?

[reiven]

aren't we p-types supposed to skirt the rules and tweak the j's?
[hide tags don't work any more] ;D [/hide tags don't work any more]

[Faux hawk]

Don't you think you should check with the J's before you run around just tweaking things?

[Espadrille]

Would that really be wise?

[Faux hawk]

Are you sure?

[reiven]

or are you glad you use dial?
don't you wish everyone did?

[Faux hawk]

Did you do it (Use Dial that is)?

[WoodsWoman]

Why does Dial make me itch?

[reiven]

did you remember to rinse it off?

[WoodsWoman]

Do you really think I'm that dense? :suspicious:

[Faux hawk]

Are you allergic to heavy perfumes or Sodium Laurel Sulfides?

[reiven]

if i chafe at some of ironsulfide's posts, does that mean i'm allergic to him?

[Sprelious]

Aren't you supposed to use the soap and not an actual dial?

[reiven]

if you use sun dial, does is come with SPF protection?

[Faux hawk]

Couldn't you use soap and something that rotates like a dial?
Or are you restricted by the number of tools?

[reiven]

is there a soap gestapo?
if you shower in cold water, would that make them the soap gazpacho ?

[WoodsWoman]

Are you allergic to heavy perfumes or Sodium Laurel Sulfides?

Now, isn't this the best angle to consider?

(--must consider the sulfates--)

[Sprelious]

Do you really want to take that tach, when there are so many interesting options on the table?

[WoodsWoman]

And some of these options are... ?

[Faux hawk]

Where is the nearest bakery?

[GenessorDios]

Delicious?

[venuspop]

What is delicious?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't that be a delicate philo dough crust pear Napoleon with fresh whipped cream and a hint of cinnamon and nutmeg in the sparsely placed candied walnuts and tart raspberries?

[venuspop]

You wrote that on purpose to make my mouth water, didn't you?

[Faux hawk]

Who would do such a thing?!?!?!!!

[venuspop]

Why is your hand where it is? Have you hidden my missing bone there?

[Faux hawk]

Holy Shit! Did it come off?

[venuspop]

Will you consent to a... umm... search party?

[Faux hawk]

Don't you think you should find your own bone if you lost it?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't it good to have someone else find it every once in a while?

[Fyrnae]

Is that wishful thinking on your part?

[Faux hawk]

Do you belong to the make a wish foundation?

[GenessorDios]

Why, do you belong to the Eat A Wish Foundation?

[Faux hawk]

Do I look like I belong to anything?

[GenessorDios]

No, but you certainly taste like you do; is that my fault?

[Shahira]

Is it your fault that I can smell onions?

[INTJane]

Are you in a kitchen?

[GenessorDios]

Where else and on what else am I going to perform research of a stabological nature?

[Espadrille]

In the bakery with the sparsely placed nuts we have heard about here?

[Shahira]

Why is it so cold when its so hot?

[EmmaKynikos]

why are you sitting on an ice block in the middle of summer?

[DeepThought]

Does she have a fever?

[EmmaKynikos]

as in saturday night?

[DeepThought]

It's it Monday morning?

[EmmaKynikos]

whoa, dude, did i miss a few days?

[DeepThought]

Where you sleeping?

[EmmaKynikos]

did you know i woke this morning to the sound of birds chirping?

[Faux hawk]

Doesn't that happen every morning?

[EmmaKynikos]

why would it happen in the winter when the birds fly north?

[Faux hawk]

Could it be that you live over their flight path?

[EmmaKynikos]

it would be the fall then, wouldn't it?

[Sprelious]

Who fell?

[Faux hawk]

Who pushed?

[WoodsWoman]

Who's baby was it?

[Shahira]

Is it even a baby?

[Sprelious]

Is this Alien IV?

[WoodsWoman]

What happened to 2 and 3?

[Sprelious]

Didn't we already suffer through those?

[WoodsWoman]

So why all the anticipation?

[Sprelious]

Is that what Carly Simon was singing about? Wasn't that Ketchup?

[Faux hawk]

Doesn't one find that eventually we all do if we try?

[venuspop]

So have you found my buried bone?

[GenessorDios]

Here it is, you can't bury bury well, can you?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't that because you dug it all up?

[venuspop]

Why is he always digging up my buried bones? Can't he let my buried bones be?

[Faux hawk]

What's the point of an immobile bone?

[GenessorDios]

Prevention of osteocommunication isn't important to you?

[reiven]

why does smokey bear point at me and tell me i'm the only one who can prevent fires?
why put so much pressure on one person?

[EmmaKynikos]

Is it because you're the one with the big hose?

[GrnEyz]

isn't hose size important when evaluating firefighters...?

[EmmaKynikos]

isn't technique important, too?

[GenessorDios]

Sure the A may be impressive, but isn't the Q more important? Or perhaps even the overdotted m?

[EmmaKynikos]

how long have you felt this way?

[GrnEyz]

can you feel me and advise...?

[EmmaKynikos]

do you want to play that game again?

[DeepThought]

Why not?

[GrnEyz]

isn't it more fun than lawn darts...?

[GenessorDios]

Doesn't mixing lawn darts result in police portraits?

[EmmaKynikos]

ge, how can i argue with reason?

gd, why do you insist on snaking me?

[DeepThought]

Isn't that what you always do?

[EmmaKynikos]

always? where's your documentation?

[DeepThought]

Does this forum not count?

[GenessorDios]

Isn't that covered in the next grade?

[DeepThought]

Are you perhaps mistaking this for a classroom?

[GenessorDios]

Who's meant to be taking it otherwise?

[CrudeHypothesis]

Where are you meant to take it?

[EmmaKynikos]

How about to the nth degree?

[GenessorDios]

Why don't we just degree to disdegree?

[GrnEyz]

^^how bout in various orifices...?

^can't we settle it with a game of chess instead...?

[GenessorDios]

Is there a problem, orificer?

[GrnEyz]

were you aware your primary orifice is blocked by three rows of teeth...?

[GenessorDios]

It's not a corner orifice, why should it have a view?

[DeepThought]

Would not the view of that particular orifice be impacted by whatever you have it pressed up against?

[Faux hawk]

Are you blowing glass, again?

[MikeAZ]

He can blow glass out of that orifice ?

[BobtheINTJ]

Wasn't there a Greek tragedy called Orifice Rex?

[Sprelious]

Isn't that on Blueray?

[EmmaKynikos]

where can i get a blue ray gun?

[Espadrille]

Where old Greek plays never die?

[EmmaKynikos]

you mean to say you don't know?

[Sprelious]

Are Blue Ray guns better than red ones?

[Espadrille]

Probably, but who knows for sure, rainbows being what they are?

[Sprelious]

So do Ray Guns shoot Skittles?

[Espadrille]

Yes, but how accurate can they be with tiny targets?

[Sprelious]

Does accuracy matter with a continuos spray?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't that depend on how messy you plan on being?

[Espadrille]

And wouldn't you want damage control?

[GrnEyz]

does your liability insurance cover spectators...?

[EmmaKynikos]

why not let it ride?

[BobtheINTJ]

Are you a risk taker?

[EmmaKynikos]

i'm licking a sword, doesn't that make it obvious?

[GrnEyz]

how many different swords do you lick in a week's time...?

[Faux hawk]

What if you were a careful sword licker? Couldn't a sword swallower be a cautious clever individual with a unique genetic ability? Why does one have to make such leaps on trait theory?

[GrnEyz]

doesn't unique genetic ability always get extra points...?

[BobtheINTJ]

What kind of risks do sword swallowers take?

[EmmaKynikos]

who said anything about swallowing a sword? isn't this about licking one? or two, depending on mood?

[BobtheINTJ]

Are you saying while licking a sword, you've never been tempted to swallow one (or two)?

[Espadrille]

Licking and swallowing sound compatible, so why not?

[Sprelious]

Are we still talking about swords?

[BobtheINTJ]

^^Have you always had such a good head on your shoulders?

^are you implying our minds are in the gutter?

[Sprelious]

Aren't they?

[Espadrille]

Who wants to know?

[Faux hawk]

Why do we have to be in the gutter; can't we do it in the road?

[BobtheINTJ]

And if they are, is that a problem?

[Faux hawk]

Is there really a Beaverton? Wouldn't that be funny?

[BobtheINTJ]

Would it be as funny as Beaver Lick, Kentucky?

[EmmaKynikos]

how about blue balls, pa or intercourse, pa?

[Faux hawk]

What is it about sex; is it just the oxytocin?

[DeepThought]

Is anyone else here into it for the frequent flyer miles?

[Faux hawk]

You get miles?

[INTJane]

How quickly do your miles accumulate?

[DeepThought]

Isn't it more fun to spend them right away instead of letting them accumulate?

[INTJane]

How do you get different levels of frequent flyer rewards?

[DeepThought]

Isn't the real reward in the earning of them?

[INTJane]

It seems like it would be, but do certain acts receive higher rewards?

[Faux hawk]

Doesn't all action have a consequence?

[venuspop]

Aren't we accountable for all we do?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't that unfortunate?

[venuspop]

What did you do last night?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't it be more unfortunate if I posted it?

[venuspop]

What if I promised not to tell?

[Faux hawk]

Would I believe you?

[venuspop]

Any reason not to?

[Faux hawk]

Aren't there always reasons?

[venuspop]

Would it be difficult to reason with you?

[Faux hawk]

Are you asking if I'm reasonable or gullible?

[venuspop]

Is gullibility an asset?

[GenessorDios]

That depends, are you talking about seagullibility or landsharkibility?

[venuspop]

hmmm ... what's the difference, anyway?

[ModernLit]

how about we do with "landsharkability"? what's the definition of "landsharkability"?

[BobtheINTJ]

^^Are you telling us you are indifferent?

^can one not invent a word?

[INTJane]

You've never heard of landsharkability?

[venuspop]

Is my indifference that obvious?

[BobtheINTJ]

Do our concerns bother you?

[INTJane]

We have concerns?

[venuspop]

Should we discuss our concerns at the discussion threads?

[INTJane]

Where are the discussion threads?

[venuspop]

Are we talking about the GPS coordinates?

[Necrosis]

What's a GPS?

[Espadrille]

Isn't that a Global Poop Sensor?

[GenessorDios]

That's pretty much what all Sensors do, isn't it? Sense poop?

[Espadrille]

Do you have to be so mean to sensitive sensors?

[BobtheINTJ]

Are you accusing intuitives of being insensitive?

[Faux hawk]

Would an intuitive be wrong?

[BobtheINTJ]

Wouldn't I be embarassed if I admitted being wrong?

[INTJane]

Why would you? Isn't everyone wrong from time to time?

[Faux hawk]

Is there such a thing as wrong or are we at times simply inaccurate?

[BobtheINTJ]

Don't you blush when you are in a socially awkard situation?

[Faux hawk]

When don't I flush?

[BobtheINTJ]

I don't mind blushing - do you enjoy flushing?

[GrnEyz]

When don't I flush?


when you're in a hurry...?


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[Faux hawk]

Isn't fast flushing a reaction to alcohol allergy, or rather a lack of enzyme that makes it digestible?

[GrnEyz]

hmmm... are you certain it's not genetic...?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't everything genetic?

[GrnEyz]

what about experience..?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't that called the collective unconscious/ mental genetic information passed from one individual to the next as we evolve and progress as a species?

[GrnEyz]

although certain animalistic capabilities may be genetically inclined, how can knowledge other than carnal such as radio frequency attenuation be autoenabled...?

[Faux hawk]

Aren't some people naturally inclined to such work, and doesn't that natural inclination account for some genetic predisposition for said aptitudes?

[GrnEyz]

while it may be true that some are more analytically inclined than others, is it not also true that not all so blessed use it to their maximum advantage...?

[Faux hawk]

Could it be that some are so blessed they can't decide which path is most advantageous?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't that be a P rather than a J...?

[GenessorDios]

Don't they work well with a B?

[Faux hawk]

Why are you always talking about your P-ness?

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Why are you always talking about your P-ness?

B!

[GrnEyz]

does the squeaky B get the grease...?

[Faux hawk]

Does the nail that sticks out get hammered down?

[GrnEyz]

wouldn't massaging it down make more sense..?

[Faux hawk]

How in the hell can you hammer a nail with a massager?
Or are you referring to how to turn a screw?

[Espadrille]

Why screw when you can use pliers?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't that hurt?

[BobtheINTJ]

Wouldn't that damage the head and strip the threads?

[Sprelious]

Nails have threads?

[BobtheINTJ]

Wasn't there a question as to whether this was a nail, a screw or something else?

[Faux hawk]

Did you hear about the birds at the red light?

[GenessorDios]

Were they fit?

[Faux hawk]

Did you know that the red lights confused their magnetic connections throwing them off track and knocking them into one another, wires, or to the ground where they would fall victims to prey?

[GenessorDios]

You mean they were addicted to the gameplay?

[INTJane]

Is gameplay addictive?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't anything highly reinforcing potentially addictive?

[GrnEyz]

like tulips on an organ...?

[INTJane]

What do you suppose he means?

[GenessorDios]

Well? Me no harm? It? Business?

[GrnEyz]

tormented much...?

[Faux hawk]

Do you have any idea?

[GrnEyz]

have you had the pleasure of being on both ends...?

[INTJane]

Who hasn't?

[Espadrille]

Do you eat bananas from both ends?

[GrnEyz]

do you speak from both sides of your mouth...?

[Espadrille]

When couldn't I?

[Faux hawk]

Wasn't that last week?

[BobtheINTJ]

Could it have been a dream?

[GenessorDios]

You mean a daystallion?

[GrnEyz]

an afternoon snack...?

[MrControll]

Does it involve chocolate?

[Sprelious]

Doesn't everything?

[firestar]

Do you want it to?

[GrnEyz]

if you have the money i have the time...?

[Sprelious]

What does one get for their money?

[Espadrille]

Wouldn't that be your money's worth?

[Sprelious]

Doesn't that lack specificity?

[BobtheINTJ]

Are we negotiating the price?

[GrnEyz]

aren't we also negotiating the service...?

[BobtheINTJ]

Is it a service or a product?

[Faux hawk]

Can't you just hang out?

[Espadrille]

Do you have to have the last word?

[GrnEyz]

don't i normally have the last word...?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't all perception?

[BobtheINTJ]

Aren't you existential?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[BobtheINTJ]

Isn't there more to life than knowing?

[Faux hawk]

Who would think such a silly thing?

[BobtheINTJ]

If your brain goes faster than your fingers do you do silly things?

[Faux hawk]

Doesn't everyone?

[GenessorDios]

Can we stop discussing your flaws and start ridiculing them?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't there plenty of ridicule? Don't I prefer worship?

[BobtheINTJ]

Do you want to be put on a pedestal?

[Faux hawk]

Are you trying to get me on stage, as well?

[INTJane]

Are you an actress?

[Espadrille]

Doesn't she act like one?

[Faux hawk]

Isn't the whole world a stage?

[tophat]

What's a stage?

[Faux hawk]

Wouldn't that be most situations?

[tophat]

How do you define a situation?