Respond only with questions.

[Artio]

Haven't you heard that sneakers don't kill people, people kill people?

[INTJane]

Has whoever coined that saying has ever been near the recently worn sneakers of teenaged athletes?

[Espadrille]

Isn't that a fate worse than death?

[bladeszcat]

Isn't what a fate worse than death?

[venuspop]

Isn't teenage sneaker a fate worse than death?

[MikeAZ]

I have shoes that are teenagers and teenagers, does that mean I am old?

[Espadrille]

Isn't being old just in the mind?

[bladeszcat]

INTJs we are, isn't being in the mind just...old?

[MikeAZ]

^ Are you trying to sound like Yoda?

[INTJane]

Are your shoes that are teenagers rebelling yet?

[MikeAZ]

No, are your dogs barking?

[IronSulfide]

Did you let the dogs out?

[Espadrille]

Did the teenagers eat bark soled sneakers?

[IronSulfide]

Is that a good source of fiber?

[Espadrille]

Yes, but isn't too much fiber a cause of teenage anxiety?

[reiven]

are you talking about this?
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[MikeAZ]

Rope as in hemp?

[reiven]

where can you find a paper that big?

[MikeAZ]

Do you care if it tastes bad?

[reiven]

will i still need visine?

[MikeAZ]

Do you live with you parents?

[vowsEntente]

How pissed would you all be if I didn't ask a question?

[INTJane]

You wanna find out?

[vowsEntente]

Are you threatening me?

[MikeAZ]

was that a challenge?

[reiven]

haven't you heard the rule?
posting here without a question empowers a core member to remove any of your fingers at the first knuckle... so i ask you; feelin lucky, punk?

[MikeAZ]

Why are you so obsesed with missing digits?

[reiven]

we all have our fetishes, don't we?

[MikeAZ]

Who said I had fetishes?

[INTJane]

Are you saying you don't?

[reiven]

oh my.... a world without fetishes?
whatever shall i do with my feather duster now?

[INTJane]

So sorry...Get a new costume instead of the French maid one?

[reiven]

nonono... i wear the hockey mask, you wear the french maid outfit, ok?

[Sprelious]

Is a chain saw involved?

[reiven]

do you know how many D batteries it takes to run a chain saw?

[Espadrille]

No, do you? You who always has all the answers?

[bladeszcat]

Whoa...does he really have all the answers?

[Espadrille]

Well, doesn't he act that way?

[INTJane]

Can we talk about the D batteries again?

[reiven]

"not even if you were the last man on earth and there were no more D batteries" ...what did she mean when she said that to me?

[INTJane]

It doesn't sound very flattering, does it?
Whoever she is, hasn't she heard of electric?

[reiven]

wouldn't that leave marks?

[INTJane]

Marks? Regarding her "last man on earth...no more batteries" comment, I don't think she was referring to chain saws, do you?

[reiven]

if not a battery operated chainsaw, what could she have been talking about?
*sheepish innocence*

[INTJane]

You're awfully old to be so sheepishly innocent, aren't you?

[reiven]

old is awful?

[Artio]

Sheeps are innocent?

[reiven]

are you suggesting sheep are provocative?

[Artio]

Does your answer suggest that the plural of sheep is sheep? Geese, how difficult English can be!?

[reiven]

what do geese have to do with ships?
"you know, the ships of the fields.... the little ba ba baas?"

[Artio]

And vhen did your accent become so pronounced?

[reiven]

are you awailable for speech therapy?

[Artio]

Have I ewer denied anything from you?

[reiven]

did you get those hair ties i sent to you?

[Artio]

Did you get those girl scouts I sent to you?

[reiven]

i'm almost out; could you round up some more?

[Artio]

Did you eat them all already? :stunned:

[reiven]

were they intended for some other purpose?

[Artio]

Shouldn't you still moderate your hunger even if you are a cookie hoarder?

[reiven]

did you just call me a cookie ho? 0.o

[Artio]

Would I dare, you freak?

[reiven]

you know i'm freaky?

[Artio]

Yeah, and you know the rest, don't you?

[stealthfighter]

Why not take a break from your freaking crap?

[Artio]

Why not to use your freaking ignore list?

[Espadrille]

And since when did that ever solve anything?

[reiven]

artio, did i miss anything?

[gracious]

Did you compete in a beauty pageant as "Miss Anything"?

[MikeAZ]

Haven't we all won second place in a beauty pagent?

[gracious]

Are there trophies for participation for all of us special snowflakes?

[IronSulfide]

Will a makeshift tinfoil medallion satisfy you?

[Fyrnae]

does it double up as a hat?

[Espadrille]

Isn't that expecting too much of a tinfoil medallion?

[Sprelious]

If we can't get the tinfoil hat how will we prevent alien thought attacks?

[Minerva]

What's wrong with aluminium foil?

[reiven]

how did you know i was thinking that very same thing????

:suspicious: *puts on aluminum foil hat*

[stealthfighter]

How did you know it's exactly the same thing you were thinking?

[reiven]

could you repeat the question?

[stealthfighter]

What exactly were you thinking?

[Sprelious]

How can you be an alien and not know what he was thinking?

[stealthfighter]

What made you think an alien is inside this plane?

[MikeAZ]

Could it be the little green man waving from the cockpit?

[peaceinwar]

How much have you had to drink?

[MikeAZ]

Why do people always think I have been drinking?

[Fyrnae]

Are you indiscreet about it?

[INTJane]

Do they smell it on your breath, perhaps?

[MikeAZ]

lol... late

Isn’t chewing gum supposed to hid that?

[peaceinwar]

Is gum allowed in the forum?

[MikeAZ]

What Forum?

[Fyrnae]

Have you lost the forum entirely, or did you mean to ask: 'Which forum?'

[MikeAZ]

Wasn’t it clear enough?

[Fyrnae]

Don't you think that 'it' is rather opaque?

[reiven]

how long has it been since i asked what the meaning of 'is' is?

[INTJane]

Has it been a whole week?

[reiven]

is that different from a 2% week?

or maybe instead of whole week, you would prefer rye?

[INTJane]

Which is fresher, the sourdough or the whole week?

[reiven]

♪ ♫ are you going.... to sourdough affair? ♩♬

[INTJane]

♪ ♫ ♩♬♪ ♫ ♩♬♪ ♫♩♬♪ ♫ ♩♬?

[Espadrille]

Did MikeAZ have an affair?

[reiven]

weren't you there?
did you sleep through the whole thing?

[Espadrille]

Why isn't that embarrassing?

[reiven]

is it a matter of loose morals?

[stealthfighter]

Do you even have morals?

[reiven]

morals...morals.... where did i put those pesky little morals?

[INTJane]

Are they here, next to the morels?

[Fyrnae]

There's fungus among us?

[reiven]

bite-sized ethical fungi - moral morel morsels?

[MikeAZ]

Are you talking about good mushrooms?

[gracious]

Do you want the ones growing in my lawn?

[reiven]

do you know the street value?

[gracious]

On Wall Street?

[reiven]

are you one of them blasted occupiers?

[gracious]

Is that worse than being a bank executive?

[reiven]

how may occupiers does it take to feed one journalist?

[gracious]

What's the journalist's taste preference? Should I make occupier loaf?

[reiven]

isn't anything edible if you add enough garlic?

[gracious]

Do you want fries with that?

[reiven]

does this Occupy Value Meal make my butt look big?

[gracious]

That's your butt?

[reiven]

you didn't really want to be on my christmas card list in the first place, did you?

[gracious]

:shocked: You have my mailing address?

[reiven]

1313 mockingbird lane, right?

[gracious]

Would I leave you in the Lurch?

[reiven]

would you let an old wound Fester?

[gracious]

Could it wait until Wednesday?

[reiven]

wait... weren't they both from the other show?

[INTJane]

Weren't all three from The Addams Family?

[Espadrille]

Did three people come through that door but only two go back out?

[aok]

Are we still talking about that band Three Doors Down?

[INTJane]

What's going on in here?

[venuspop]

Aren't you privy to everything?

[INTJane]

No; where do I sign up?

[venuspop]

Can you come by my office first thing tomorrow morning?

[INTJane]

Where is your office?

[venuspop]

Third star on the right and straight on till morning? Haven't I gave you this direction before? You were not paying attention, were you?

[INTJane]

Who are you thinking of? How many people do you lay that line on?

[venuspop]

Numbers?

Why are numbers important?

[INTJane]

Who said they are? Are you a bean counter or somethin'?

[venuspop]

Are you discriminating bean counters?

[Espadrille]

Who's counting? Isn't there trust anymore?

[GenessorDios]

Don't OCDINTJs need work too?

[Espadrille]

Of course, why wouldn't they?

[INTJane]

Is that a talking bunny I see?

[Espadrille]

There goes another one. See how fast they go?

[INTJane]

I blinked, did I miss it?

[Espadrille]

Isn't that quite likely?

[INTJane]

To where are the talking bunnies racing?

[venuspop]

Don't you know there's a circus in town?

[Espadrille]

^how do you manage to keep up with current events like you do?

[venuspop]

Do you wish to be kept in the loop?

[Fyrnae]

Didn't you know I'm already loopy?

[MikeAZ]

How am I supposed to know that? (you look so normal)

[Espadrille]

But what does normal look like really?

[Fyrnae]

Where can we find a representation at this hour?

[GenessorDios]

Why, what did you mess up the first time? Laptop ran out of batteries?

[Fyrnae]

Can I borrow your battery?

[GenessorDios]

What about the potassium chloride?

[Fyrnae]

Would you like a banana?

[Espadrille]

Yes and would you like a kiss?

[GrnEyz]

would you like to kiss my banana...?

[Sprelious]

Wasn't that question inevitable?

[Espadrille]

Do you mean that I kiss my bananas before eating them?

[venuspop]

Are we talking about the fruit?

[GrnEyz]

isn't it proper to rub various body parts on a banana after gnawing on it...?

[venuspop]

Hmm ... wouldn't those parts lose its potency?

[GenessorDios]

Don't people normally like o's?

[INTJane]

What do you think?

[MikeAZ]

You mean normal people?

[INTJane]

Who are these normal people?

[GenessorDios]

How concentrated are those specific teeth of such people?

[Espadrille]

What are you talking about? Could you chew your food and swallow before making such inane statements?

[venuspop]

And what if I won't? What can you do about it? Spank me?

[MikeAZ]

Have you ever worn a shock collar?

[INTJane]

Have you ever used one?

[reiven]

are you wondering about my proficiency?

[INTJane]

No; are you wanting to share about your proficiency?

[Espadrille]

Could we share that in a sitting down position?

[GrnEyz]

that's fine... I like starting on the bottom... how long can you go..?

[venuspop]

How long do you want it to go?

[GrnEyz]

how bout 30 min...?

mind if i take over after that..?

[venuspop]

I don't know... isn't it GD's turn?

[GenessorDios]

Will a right do?

[MikeAZ]

Who is GD?

Oh,...

Are you ever going to learn a left?

[Espadrille]

^can I stay in a sitting position while you decide?

[MikeAZ]

^ are you tired?

[Espadrille]

Tired of?

[GenessorDios]

Is that when you pleasure a vehicle?

[MikeAZ]

Is pleasuring the best vehicle for making friends?

[INTJane]

Who is GD? *gasps*

[GrnEyz]

isn't pleasuring a basic animalistic method to hook the inexperienced...?

[Espadrille]

And then someone is impregnated?

[Sprelious]

Is that wrong?

[MikeAZ]

Are they married?

[INTJane]

What? Is Espadrille pregnant?

[Sprelious]

Did you do it?

[INTJane]

How is that even possible? Wasn't GrnEyz involved?

[Sprelious]

Is that even possible?

[INTJane]

Did I misunderstand?

[Sprelious]

Did Miss Understand do it?

[MikeAZ]

If she is with child isn't clear she did?

[Sprelious]

Could it have been was immaculate conception?

[MikeAZ]

are you for real?

[goth]

how could being a virgin be a virtue in biblical times when all god wanted was to jumpstart the human race?

[Sprelious]

Is god relevant?

[MikeAZ]

god or God?

[Sprelious]

Does it matter?

[INTJane]

To God or to MikeAZ?

[GrnEyz]

since the universe is endless does it not follow that endless Extraterrestrial intelligent life exists...?


couldn't said intelligent life be considered Gods by the less educated/experienced...?

[Espadrille]

Even so, couldn't God still not exist at all?

[INTJane]

Sure, why not?

[reiven]

if you ask him for proof, and he says nothing- what does that mean?

[INTJane]

Did I wander into the Religion and Mythology-Lite subforum?

[reiven]

you asking me, or MikeAZ?

[INTJane]

Would I ask MikeAZ when you're here?

[Sprelious]

Do you think that makes you a good judge of character?

[Faux hawk]

Are you judging character or preference?

[INTJane]

Aren't you astute?

[Sprelious]

A what?

[GrnEyz]

a stute (student)...?

[reiven]

and i asked "... but who wants to spend the rest of their life in an institution???"

[GenessorDios]

Isn't it clear I'm giving you The Silent Treatment?

[Espadrille]

And why would you do that and make me cry?

[GenessorDios]

Well now, who'd've thunk you'd be so emotionally involved in my reiven-shunnery?

[INTJane]

Are you upset with reiven?

[GenessorDios]

Oh hell, are you gonna cry too? Since when does he have so many fans?

[venuspop]

Fans? Was he that hot?

[imperio]

How can hot be defined?

[reiven]

'was' ???

[INTJane]

Has there been a reiven - GD* tiff?

*GD always = GenessorDios

[GenessorDios]

@reiven: Do you need basic English lessons again? How annoying, see what I mean?

@INTJane: We upgraded from a png a couple of months ago, didn't you know?

[reiven]

i have him on ignore; is he here?

[GrnEyz]

don't a lot of 'em just eat the teachers anyway...?

dammit... whers that refresh button...?

[GenessorDios]

Wow, did my wish for invisibility really come true that quickly?

[EmmaKynikos]

Did anyone hear that noise, sort of a low grade hum?

[GrnEyz]

Are you talking about that low frequency mechanical clunking noise...?

[EmmaKynikos]

That's it; can you fix it?

[GrnEyz]

why don't we squirt it with WD-40...?

[EmmaKynikos]

Do you have enough to stop the noise?

[GrnEyz]

I don't know... should we try an electromagnetic crane..?

[EmmaKynikos]

How about using the electromagnetic crane to marinate it in wd 40?

[Espadrille]

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

[EmmaKynikos]

What do you want now?

[Espadrille]

What's next on the agenda?

[EmmaKynikos]

Why didn't you answer my question?

[Espadrille]

Why are you so inquisitive?

[EmmaKynikos]

Have you considered that I'm a philosopher?

[Espadrille]

And why is that relevant?

[GrnEyz]

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near..?

[EmmaKynikos]

Is that why there is bird shit all over my car?

[Espadrille]

^don't birds shit in the trees?